They stay denying this `~ish:
‘THIS is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true,” Rachel Uchitel told The Post. “I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn’t true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.
“It’s the most ridiculous story. It’s like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth. I found out who their sources were [Uchitel says she understands there were two sources to the story], which girls were blabbing. “It’s just dumb stuff. I was happy to answer any of their [the National Enquirer's] questions, but they didn’t want to listen to me when I denied it. I look like a home wrecker and an a- -hole.
“And it’s horrible to Tiger’s family. His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it’s not true. That’s a horrible thing to read: ‘Tiger’s telling Rachel he loves her.’ It’s just so dumb. [The source of the story] is not even a friend of mine. I’ve met her twice in my life. I’ve got some really horrible things that I can say about her and her past. I am toying around if I should go after her, because she’s not a credible source.
‘BUT Tiger and I are not friends. That’s a whole different ballgame. I’ve only met him twice. He came in to The Griffin [the Meatpacking District nightclub where she worked as a VIP hostess] in the summer. As usual in my job, I got a call from a promoter that he’s coming in. I went outside and brought him and his entire group in, walked them upstairs, introduced him to his waitress.
“I have never spoken on the phone with Tiger Woods, or texted him, ever. I get this stuff all the time. I see celebrities all the time. I was just in Vegas for a week, having dinner with celebrities. I hear this all the time. I don’t want to comment on the David Boreanaz stuff. That one is a different ballgame than the Tiger Woods thing.
“My statement is: I work in clubs and I am a businesswoman. I do not have sex with celebrities, and I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods.”
The broad knows she’s a homewreckin ho bagger.