Megan Thee Stallion's Most Epic Twerk Videos

When Beyonce sent her the prized Ivy Park, every celebrity in the game was trying to figure out how to make it the most viral gift imaginable. Meg took the cake by giving us some twerk-age and cheeks to bring it all home. We aren’t worthy.

Meg doesn’t have to do much to promote a single. All she has to do is give us her vintage twerk game, some lyrics and we are sold. We are simple creatures, Meg. This video for her B.*.T.C.H. single really had us clamoring for some greatness.

We don’t know who this fella is. We just know that he is the luckiest man alive. Megan utilized some spectacular strength to pull this off on a damn couch with her knees still in tact. This fella really out here being blessed and highly favored.

Who can forget the time she let her fan ride the pony. This video is incredible because it looks like Meg is using her cheeks to lift this person up off their feet. We stan the strength of the glutes. What can’t she do?

Sometimes you gotta shoot your shot. This fella was so enamored with Meg and her cakes that he had to get dragged off by security. Sir. Chill for just a split second please. We beg. See this is why Meg can’t go anywhere with y’all.

There isn’t anything better than enjoying your dreams with your idols. Imagine playing one-on-one with Michael Jordan. Imagine rapping with Jay-Z. Imagine twerking alongside twerk pioneer Ciara. There’s really nothing like it.

Teyana Taylor is the fine woman whisperer and we love to see it. She and Meg were butt-snuggled together and blew up the internet. We really just had our brains melt out of our ears seeing all of this cake-age and we can’t deny it. Sorry not sorry.