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Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

Freeway and Midget Mac were at some event in South Beach recently.

If you HAD to hit one of these kind fellows, Which One???

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Comments(78) on “Which One Would You Hit???”

  1. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:08 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    YALL AINT SH*T!!!

  2. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:09 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Freeway…I would stand on it (2-71) to be hit by cars….

  3. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:10 am
    mrslaadee

    Please don’t make me choose…okay if you insist…NEITHER!

  4. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:12 am
    Re

    Oh gross, this is what bossip gives us ladies. Well, since Freeways latest album was FIRE!!! He wins. But that’s real fluke.

  5. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:12 am
    d

    this here celibacy thing

  6. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:13 am
    Ms. T

    OMG..I’d rather die..these clowns are so ugly and nasty looking!

  7. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:13 am
    Re

    Midget arms remind me of Tyrannasaurus Rex’s arms.

  8. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:14 am
    Ebony

    Man!!!!! His name should be Midget Wack!! He can’t be serious….is he??

  9. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:15 am
    Ebony

    ..also..the irony that his shirt has the word “wack” on it…

    Cl*****ic!

  10. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:15 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    You stuupid!! His fingers are the same size as my second toe…

  11. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:17 am
    $m♥K.E.Y.

    Hit with a 2 by 4 and then RUN!!!

  12. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:18 am
    so 510 bay

    um… damn this is gonna be difficult…

    neither!!

  13. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:18 am
    Rozza

    @Re: Midget arms?!?!? LMAO! Just like T-Rex on Meet the Robinsons! “I Have a big head and little arms!”

    However, not only would I not hit it, but if those were my only choices, I would have to sew all my drawers closed up every day around my neck and forget I had a va-jay-jay!

  14. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:21 am
    JUICY R

    neither!! both of them are HITT

  15. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:21 am
    bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!

    i am gonna hit who ever wrote this post! GTFOH..you deserved to be smacked for this bull*****.. kick rocks!

  16. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:22 am
    Re

    @Nikki

    Bwahahahaha, naw, you stuupid!

    @Rozza

    LOL I know you’ve seen Tyrannasaurus jogging around the jungle in the midget arms…I hate them. So muscular and strange.

  17. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:24 am
    sickofit

    Why is midget mac even being talked about? The only thing he is known for is almost drowning after his froggy popped in the lake.

    If I had to choose I would hit………. their mothers for not taking their BC’s

    on a regular.

  18. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:24 am
    STEFANY

    I’D RATHER SUPER GLUE MY LIPS TOGETHER!

  19. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:24 am
    Envy Me

    OMG NEITHER

  20. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:34 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    So muscular and strange? OMW…Im dyin’. He will slam the sh*t outta us for talkin’ sh*t

  21. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:35 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I wonder how the ‘Freeway beard’ would feel against the you know….never had a bearded guy (like that) before.

  22. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:35 am
    Rozza

    @Re: Stop it!!! I look crazy laughing to myself in the office! BTW – What is he doing with his fingers? Is he trying to throw up gang signs? Midget fingers can’t do that kind of stuff – it just looks more creepy. ILK.

    He reminds me of that song “Short People” by Randy Newman. Just crazy!

  23. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:36 am
    Rozza

    @Nikki: He could take us out at the ankles.

  24. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:39 am
    cheeseburger

    *****the crazy thing is the midget already got some kids, so somebody wasn’t scared to hit*****

  25. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:40 am
    Kittylicious aka Melaine aka I know you Bi****** Want What's Mine - FALL BACK

    It’s unanimous, I think for the first time everyone generally agrees – neither one will do.

  26. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:41 am
    Miss. Rissa

    FREEWAY, duh!

  27. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:51 am
    NotoriousOne

    *SNICKER*….out!

  28. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:54 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Rozza…

    He is reminiscent of some type of gremiln…he will bite off any limb not moving

  29. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:55 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    NotOne…

    URRGGGHHH!!!!!!!

  30. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:57 am
    Aunt Viv

    I choose abstinence.

  31. Jun 5, 2008 - 10:59 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Aunt Viv….

    Damn that is serious. Why cant you take lil one for a spin? Its somethin’ like a coupe…im guessing :(

  32. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:06 am
    NotoriousOne

    @ NIKKI…

    Try not to spend too much time daydreaming about your choices please!! *snicker* “Midget Mac, Freeway, Midget Mac, Freeway…” Hmmmm! *snicker*

  33. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:06 am
    k.k

    NONE of **********kin them!!

  34. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:09 am
    creolediva

    i would let my pusc dry rot first…

    there are gnats in that beard of freeways and midget mac would end up on a milk carton trying to climb in this here…

  35. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:10 am
    creolediva

    i bet midget macs d*ck looks like a vienna sausage…

  36. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:17 am
    Southern Belle 225

    Freeway’s last album WAS hot! I love his beard so he could get it I guess. But he would have to talk dirty at the same time.

    I’m scared of midgets.

  37. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:18 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    NotOne…

    I miss your playful quip. You really do know how to work a thread ;)

  38. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:23 am
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Man look at Freeway’s left *****y…just a hangin’

  39. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:29 am
    Ernest.

    OH HELL NO !!!!!

    IS MIDGET MAC, A KAPPA ?!!!!

    NOOO — NOOOOOOOOO

    LOL.

  40. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:38 am
    biracial bombshell

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@sikofit

    Sooooo true!

  41. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:46 am
    NotoriousOne

    @ Ernest.

    “Is Midget Mac a Kappa?!!!!”

    Come on now! Don’t play us like that! Did you see anything “collegiate” about Midget Mac on I Love New York? HEEELLLZZZ NAH! And we’re the ONLY org that doesn’t do the “honorary” thing.

    You know everyone has a lil’ sign they throw up. I’ve actually seen the ‘YO’ on various of those down south videos.

  42. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:46 am
    Elo

    And this is the point where a woman decides she’d rather be a lesbian…

  43. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:49 am
    Re

    I think his mouth is open for most of his life. Kinda like Tyrannasaurus. They bear more resemblance to each other than they know.

  44. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:50 am
    Re

    (midget, that is)

  45. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:50 am
    NotoriousOne

    @ NIKKI…

    It was nice to be missed. LOL

    I don’t know why I thought maaaaaybe Bossip would change their longstanding practice of “blessing” you ladies w/ those fine choices…LOL

  46. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:55 am
    the real dre

    @notorious one

    that is not the the kappa sign dude, look properply LOL!!!

  47. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:58 am
    rayrayischillin

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life! LOL! T-REX! LOL! Freeway having gnats in his beard! Pure Comedy! ROFLMBAO!!!!!

    *DEAD*

  48. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:00 pm
    Re

    It also looks like he drew those football/army streaks under his eyes. Turns out he just looks that way.

  49. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:03 pm
    Rozza

    @Re: He should be called Mini-Rex or Baby T.

  50. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:06 pm
    sxyQblondie

    I’D RATHER DRIFT OFF INTO OBLIVION

  51. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:07 pm
    Re

    @Rozza

    Hmm, Baby-T I’m thinkin’ is the one. **placing sword on his left shoulder**

    Midget Mac, I now christen you, on behalf of Bossip bloggers, “Baby-T.”

  52. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:16 pm
    http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/

    NEITHER!!

  53. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:18 pm
    NotoriousOne

    @ the real dre…

    “that is not the the kappa sign dude, look properply”

    I ain’t say it was the YO sign. I think after 18+ years in the Bond I’d know. Was responding to Ernest. who thought Midget Mac was a Kappa. But you can see why someone would maybe make that *****umption.

  54. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:20 pm
    Simply Ecstasy

    Why does everyone always say neither? When they post the WHICH ONE WOULD YOU HIT they know both choices stink like hot garbage but you’re supposed to choose the worse of two evils. So for the sake of conversation… I’m rolling with FREE.

  55. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:26 pm
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    NotOne…

    I dont see him throwing up any type of signage. I see this litte rascal counting to five…1…2…3…

  56. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:36 pm
    Aunt Viv

    Nikki Underwood, you’re killing me! LMAO!

  57. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:37 pm
    NotoriousOne

    @ NIKKI…

    You’d hafta see a Nupe (Kappa) throw up the “YO” sign to understand what Ernest. was talking about. Suffice to say Midget Mac is NOT frat. I can guarantee you that. LOL

  58. Jun 5, 2008 - 12:38 pm
    Lush-Us Lipps

    Neither!!! Yuck…That’s Gross!

    Please STOP posting Midget Mac on the “Which One Would You Hit”. Anyone who would f*ck a midget must have that Pedophile Swag! It would be like hitting a 6 year old…Gross!

  59. Jun 5, 2008 - 1:01 pm
    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    NotOne…

    Im hip I just think he is….4…5….10…19….68

  60. Jun 5, 2008 - 1:04 pm
    NotoriousOne

    @ NIKKI…

    LMBAO…I’m sure you quite hip NIKKI! Even if you won’t show these brahs any love…*snicker*

  61. Jun 5, 2008 - 1:26 pm
    Ms. T.

    Uhhh….I choose death.

  62. Jun 5, 2008 - 1:54 pm
    green eyes bandit

    ***** i would hit both of them

    with a baseball bat over their *****ing heads

  63. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:04 pm
    missdee

    Uugh!!! I’d hit them both… with my Tahoe! Both of them niccas is fugly!

  64. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:07 pm
    Just Sit and Be Pretty

    LOL, I saw this and just starting laughing…hope I wasn’t laughing at the midget.

  65. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:30 pm
    Lady Love

    I can’t decide if I would do Quincy or Al B Sure first. OMG, is Quincy 18 yet!

    Ok, First Christopher Williams

    Then Morris Chestnutt

    Then Boris Kodjoe

    Then Al B Sure

    Then Kevin Garnett

    Then Quincy

    Finally the only man I have ever been with my Husband Mitchell Love (my first, last and only, YAY)

  66. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:45 pm
    Necy

    YUCK,GROSS, NASTY, DISGUSTING, QUE ASCO, EWWWWWWWWWW,HELL NO,PORFAVOR NO, HMFN……

  67. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:47 pm
    Necy

    @missdee

    LOL, oh, oh, oh I’m rolling on the floor !!!!

  68. Jun 5, 2008 - 2:49 pm
    Necy

    @ miss T.

    Oh Sh–, I’m gonna die from laughing so hard !!!

  69. Jun 5, 2008 - 3:05 pm
    MeMe

    I’D PLAY WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. Jun 5, 2008 - 3:27 pm
    APRIL (PHILLY)

    NEITHER!

  71. Jun 5, 2008 - 5:37 pm
    Tammy

    Somebody must be smokin crack. I am all set no thankyou.

  72. Jun 5, 2008 - 5:38 pm
    theseen26

    I RATHER HIT BOSSIP FOR POSTING SOME ***** LIKE THIS

  73. Jun 5, 2008 - 6:49 pm
    python king

    somebody should put flava flav and t-pain dmx shabba ranks jim dusty jones chris rock wezzy eddie murphy dave chappelle micheal jackson to create more damage to the ladies working up a sweat

  74. Jun 5, 2008 - 7:45 pm
    hmm mmm......

    lol…….ya’ll crazy for this

  75. Jun 5, 2008 - 11:31 pm
    CRITICXTREME::

    I would physically “hit” both of them for having zero talent but huge numbers of hype!

  76. Jun 6, 2008 - 4:36 am
    Mizz Pimpin

    neither

  77. Jun 8, 2008 - 3:12 am
    AnDaRah

    NEITHER!!! I’ll go and find my batteries first!

  78. Jun 10, 2008 - 8:41 am
    itiswhatitis

    AWW LOOK @ MIDGET MACK!! BUT UH NAW I WOULDNT HIT EITHER ONE..

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