Undisputed Thigh Goddess of the Universe Ashanti was back at it again with the mouthwatering shenanigans–this time, blessing us unworthy peasants with an essential care package of life-saving thigh meats and treats that immediately took our minds off the uncertainly of these tumultuous times.
Blessed with untouchable sex appeal and a bubbly personality, the ageless R&Baddie extended her winning streak with a tantalizing two-pack of thirst traps that overshadowed our scary news cycle, lowered our stress levels and magically stocked our fridge while proving YET AGAIN that she’s the baddest 39-year-old beauty alive.
If you got thighs like Ashanti my DM’s are open 😂 pic.twitter.com/DrMO2DyREg
— LANDO (@LandoSoReal) April 22, 2020
Peep the essential care package and Twitter hysteria on the flip.
We’ve gathered here today to celebrate the most heavenly thigh meats on the whole entire internet
If you got thighs like Ashanti my DM’s are open 😂 pic.twitter.com/DrMO2DyREg
— LANDO (@LandoSoReal) April 22, 2020
“If you got thighs like Ashanti my DM’s are open” – ours are two, forever
Ashanti out here looking like The first hot plate on Thanksgiving 🤤🤤 pic.twitter.com/MhJlxuRDcc
— Relax they Just Jokes (@_Unique_Mind) April 22, 2020
“Ashanti out here looking like The first hot plate on Thanksgiving” – the first and hottest plate, whew yesss
Ashanti thicker than the racial tension on Tik Tok https://t.co/l0fu5i6lrT
— his taurus sun Ⓥ🌱♉️☯️ (@sweethunnysk334) April 22, 2020
“Ashanti thicker than the racial tension on Tik Tok” – we can’t stress the ‘thicker’ part enough
Ashanti will be 40 this year 😳 pic.twitter.com/bW4pF5Leag
— that girl. 🥀 (@RozayJanae) April 22, 2020
“Ashanti will be 40 this year” – 40. FOR-TEE. 40 AMERICAN YEARS OLD.
Ain’t nobody aging backwards better than Ashanti right now 🍭 pic.twitter.com/IgrStmmNE8
— Basic Cablé (@soulljahhh) April 22, 2020
“Ain’t nobody aging backwards better than Ashanti right now” – NO ONE. NOT. A. SOUL
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Ashanti’s thighs were made in a bakery
— Filthy (@NoNotFilth) April 22, 2020
“Ashanti’s thighs were made in a bakery” – the greatest bakery on Earth
Lawd Ashanti still fine!!! pic.twitter.com/XRWNBpfetH
— i dont do remixes. (@D0PE_DEE) April 22, 2020
“Lawd Ashanti still fine!!!” – STILL. Always and forever FINE.
Stop playing with her. pic.twitter.com/AnqGHI28Mf
— Brandivo (@Brandivo) April 23, 2020
“Stop playing with her.” – no, seriously. GIVE ASHANTI HER FLOWERS.
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