Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
————————————-Total $98.49 pic.twitter.com/BOGqun0nuG
— Taylor Pate (@taylorlpate) April 27, 2020
We’re baaaack with another life-saving collection of hilarious tweets and memes that got us through the last days of April quarantine while overshadowing triggering COVID updates that get more ominous by the week.
At this point, we’re either stressed tf out, tired of cooking the same 6 things over and over (and over) again, perfecting twerk techniques for demon time, learning new 73-count TikTok routines, going live with friends while looking like raggedy cave-dwellers, arguing with our quarantine bae, planning outfits for later this year, struggling to make a “homemade” mask or plotting on sneaking out for a haircut, mani, pedi or wax during the most uncertain era in recent history.
Blue Ivy said you ain't about to sit up in MY house doing nothing, get to work Miss Single Ladies pic.twitter.com/nvQvXBpWvM
— 🅺.🧜🏿♂️ BLΛƆKPIИK 🧜🏿♂️ (@thiccgiant) April 29, 2020
Hit the flip for MORE hilarious tweets/memes that got us through the week.
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
————————————-Total $98.49 pic.twitter.com/BOGqun0nuG
— Taylor Pate (@taylorlpate) April 27, 2020
“Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
————————————-
Total $98.49” – one of the biggest scams in the game
Blue Ivy said you ain't about to sit up in MY house doing nothing, get to work Miss Single Ladies pic.twitter.com/nvQvXBpWvM
— 🅺.🧜🏿♂️ BLΛƆKPIИK 🧜🏿♂️ (@thiccgiant) April 29, 2020
“Blue Ivy said you ain’t about to sit up in MY house doing nothing, get to work Miss Single Ladies” – we don’t deserve Blue Ivy
👀👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/fNfw2WKJXq
— anna melissa 🏀🐍✨ (@annamelissa) April 28, 2020
Michael Jordan’s obsession with wide-legged, boot cut jeans (that you can buy from Burlington Coat Factory) is one of life’s greatest wonders
Me: "I'm sick of hearing Savage"
Beyoncé: pic.twitter.com/ro6RQJSyXi
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 29, 2020
“Me: “I’m sick of hearing Savage”
Beyoncé:” – the power she has. We stan.
When people start beefing in the group chat pic.twitter.com/A1KxLkyEse
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 27, 2020
“When people start beefing in the group chat” – hilarious blend of juicy and awkward
Beyoncé throwing “okay” on the chorus to make the fucking track go crazy pic.twitter.com/n5dK7AJRRs
— Bre Stew (@LikeASummerBres) April 29, 2020
“Beyoncé throwing “okay” on the chorus to make the f*cking track go crazy” – funny how a few Bey tweaks can take a song to the next level
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MJ sees the Chamillionaire story for the first time 😂 pic.twitter.com/NOFgxLYF4Z
— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) April 27, 2020
“MJ sees the Chamillionaire story for the first time” – the MJ vs. Chamillionaire story is legendary
Me picking up my customized nigga after he’s been built up by other hoes pic.twitter.com/b8fdo1SWaA
— I Chingy. (@psychonegraut) April 27, 2020
“Me picking up my customized n**** after he’s been built up by other hoes” – this is all Issa Rae’s fault
Me at somebodies day party when outside opens back up. pic.twitter.com/k6KVDgi50U
— Noir F1.4 🧷 (@Tavietavie) April 29, 2020
“Me at somebodies day party when outside opens back up.” – US, TOO. Tag us in
Imagine you minding your business at the grocery store and overhear
“Atleast I wasn’t f*ckin for free weed and toiletries” #InsecureHBO pic.twitter.com/Kz4EIfOOx7
— Casamiga (@Kitranada) April 27, 2020
“Imagine you minding your business at the grocery store and overhear
“Atleast I wasn’t f*ckin for free weed and toiletries” #InsecureHBO” – that line hit us in the chest
old heads giving you driving directions pic.twitter.com/iXi1TamckX
— mike taddow (@taddmike) April 27, 2020
“old heads giving you driving directions” – EVERY SINGLE TIME
— kwinton (@bigolefreaks) April 26, 2020
A MASK IS A MASK no matter what it looks like. We just appreciate her wearing one
The month of April said…. pic.twitter.com/rjE9y6VWUe
— Crochet Le'🧶 (@pholanthropist) May 1, 2020
“The month of April said….” – blink and you missed it
https://t.co/cSAsAK6iJ2 pic.twitter.com/c8OtuQBOg6
— The Daggone Villain™ (@kevunn) April 29, 2020
We’re still waiting for a reaction from Blacktress Janet Hubert
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