Are You Feelin This Get Up??

Posted on June 10th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Pure Comedy

Posted by Bossip Staff

Hmmmm. Where to begin with this one? This dude was spotted rockin this rag tag leotard with the belled out sleeves, gym socks and beat down Convo’s. Looks like he had to put in some extra effort to stuff that package just right, and you better believe there’s some bona fide wedgie action going down the back. Oh – and then there’s the hair….

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    WTF?!?!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    He has THE BIGGEST BALLS w/out the PENIS ever!!!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Check the bell sleeves….

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Is that color salmon?

  • Hmmmmm

    No Comment

  • bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!

    it’s not nice to make fun of the homeless and insane..he obviously can’t defend himself..he is wearing a RED BODYSUIT

  • http://text-support.com Scooby Dubious

    On the other hand, that’s definitely his color.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    The back looks like a thong :(

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Bree…

    I bet he is not homeless. He probably chipped but is a child molester….

  • ayannananananana

    this pic is sooo old

  • lil latte

    nasty….

  • lil latte

    put some clothes on

  • Anonymous3 – the fire sign

    clearly he is not in his right mind….I can’t even laugh at this one….

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Lol, I used to see dudes like this at the bus station when I used to take the train. Check out my mans bangs though. Those are some crucial edges too, he could use some “just for me.”

  • http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/ http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/

    ill

  • http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/ http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/

    ill

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re….

    them bangs…

  • Keesha

    Hehehehehehehehe!!!! I love it. His package looks like it’s tight tho. His nuts are probably throbbin.

  • TiTi

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!

  • Kris Janelle

    I see why ur looking to hire…. nothing better to talk about than a obviously mentally insane homeless man….

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    LOL, his leotard elongates the legs, like baywatch bathing suits.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki

    Heyyyyyeeee, your gravie is pretty!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    LOL, his leotard elongates the legs, like baywatch bathing suits.

    ( I had to post this again, everyone take a look).

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re….

    What up?!? Thanks….but not the Baywatch suit!!!

    Peep…what is that spec of white under his balls?

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re….

    Now that you mentioned it he is reminisce of Pam Anderson…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki Underwood

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

    That is SO gross. It’s a cottage cheese curdle.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Oh time out, why is he muscalar and partially toned? Oh I can go on this pic ALL day.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    **muscular**

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    He is Pam Anderson wearing Tommy Lee’s chucks….

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    WAIT A SECOND, NEW DISCOVERY!!!!!

    Alright ya’ll, riddle me this: Why are his socks so fresh white and clean?

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    Wait!! Why is his thigh SO much LONGER than his calf area?

  • Aunt Viv

    Whoa!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I mean truly that is the longest thigh I have EVER seen…he should run track.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Atleast his shoes are in style, LOL!!

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    I think that is SMDH manzz…WOW!!

    @ Nikki Underwood – You are Beautiful!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki

    LOL, even better, why is it so white at the top and slowly fades into a peach-like color?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Oh time out!

    NEWER DISCOVERY

    @Nikki

    Why does my dude have bangs and DREDS?

  • I’m Just Me

    DISGRACEFUL!! Who walks around like this??? ILL

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    MAKE EM SWEAT….Thanks ;)

    Re….

    I AM SO DONE!!! But you keep going. Ill be back in 15 minutes. I need more funnies to last my through the night!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki

    Sorry hun, I gotta roll, work is ending for me. But you keep ‘em laughing, I’ll probably check back tomorrow morning to see what everyone said. Ciao!

    One more roast: Why does my dude have on a scoop or boat-neck leotard on? Let me find out he’s trying to be stylish…

  • I’m Just Me

    Come on now…where is this guy at so I can stay away from this place??? I don’t need to see any more folks dressed like this. He better be stoned or something.

  • Chaka

    He must have been in Zoe Kravitz’s closet.

  • Rozza

    He is walking around like he has jeans and a t-shirt on. His junk must be ACHING in that suit! Even people at the beach in those little Speedos would say “DAMN!”

  • Rozza

    @Chaka: HAHAHA! Too funny!

  • Rozza

    Even if you’re crazy, how do you get up and get dressed and say “Damn I look good! My package is STRAIGHT! Now just a little mousse on the sides, and I’m out the door (or through the curtain in front of the box).”

    What is in the yellow bag?

  • Rozza

    I saw this pic over a year ago. I think he was just playing around. Please be just playing around.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Bye Re!!!

    What IS in the bag Rozza? I pondered myself. Maybe spare loetards in a variety of hues….

  • Nat Turna

    He looks like Don Imus!!!LOL!!!!

  • Rozza

    @Nikki: That was probably the only one he had that accentuated his moose knuckle.

  • Sara

    Well, it has been about pretty hot lately.

  • I can’t say…

    I like his sack!!

  • beautiful b

    mondo ballage!!

  • Ansymo

    I want to tear my eyes out…

  • lil latte

    anyone else smell throw up looking at this pic?

  • Rozza

    I guess all his junk isn’t in his trunk.

    This is what happens when Scientology goes real bad.

  • I’m Just Me

    @ Lil LATTE!

    SHUT UP!! :D THAT IS CRAZY…I WAS THINKING I SMELLED PISS!

  • Rozza

    @lil latte: He does look like he smells more than a little pungent. Funky enough to make your eyes water and give you a migraine.

  • Ara

    In the words of Amy Whinehouse,” what kind of f*ckerery is this?”

  • Natasha

    WOW!!!

  • I am Ned Flanders’ Buss it Baby

    Bless his heart is all I can say!

    My 2nd thought is, please don’t let him be on the stroll because I have seen Hookers at the Point and he looks like he might be on the clock….

  • lil latte

    @ I’m just me and Rozza

    We just may have to light a candle to get that smell off our computers…

  • Doc

    im looking at that pic and smell this dude

  • lisalisa

    he has a large “package”

  • J0k3r

    Its Lil Kim without makeup!

  • Al-Anon

    That’s a funny looking camel-toe!!

  • CJ

    Has this man done anything to hurt society by wearing a pink bathing suit! I mean maybe he just goy back from a wrestling match leave the cross-dresser alone. I think he would make an excellent candidate for the ladies in “Which one would you hit”!

  • dave

    Eddie Van Halen is relaxing after his bands World Tour.

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    GOLLY! He’s got some big balls. Damn! He looks like the first Tranny Caveman.

  • red

    LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS GUY!!!

  • CELIBATE RIDDLES

    TELL ME SOMETHING MORE FUNNIER THAN THE SLEEPING BODIES ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  • September Chick

    this is just wrong on so many levels…cute color, though *lol*

  • mrslaadee

    CRACK IS A POWERFUL DRUG!

  • Dat Cuban Chick: Gigi

    i gotta pull that flava flav on ya’ll: wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooowwwwwwwww. lol i think i just had a baby barf

  • so-so

    What de rass is that??!

    i’m tellin yuh dis goes fi tell u some ppl would do ANYTHINNNNNG FOR ATTENTION!!!

  • Ms Sharmaine

    He is rockin that Homeless Swag

    Is that a sock or the real deal?

    I surpised he was not arrested for indecent exposure. Where is the popo when you need them!!!

  • Lovely Brown

    @Nikki…..

    spare leotards?!?

    classic.

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty chicagos own stepper

    that mess is stuffed like a mug….. no wonder white girls run over to the black men…. maybe its that idiot White boy that comes on here with his douche bag crap!!! white boy go home please!!!

  • Wenzel Dashington

    When did Amy Winehouse do Baywatch?

  • kitty kat

    This picture is dumb old (-_-)

  • creolediva

    ROFLMAO @ Doc & And…(five points)

    hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • creolediva

    my bad…five points…its the chronic, dont mind me…

  • creolediva

    this some good asss weed, lol

    five dots!!!!

  • creolediva

    so this is what happens when they kick u off american idol…hmmmmm….

    btw, that dude looks like frasier crane on crack

    his crotch looks like an elephants trunk…

    he’s ran-day!!!

  • da darkness

    dis ol man…only in america

  • REAL2REELVISIONS

    I think he is an old former chippendales dancer.LOL.

    http://www.myspace.com/egocartelmusic

  • Day

    I knew Richard Simmons was a j (junkie)…

  • I’m Chocolate and White Men love it

    poor thang

  • KEM

    LOL @ Don Imus and Tranny Caveman. Actually that thing looks more like a mix of Van Halen’s David Lee Roth and Any Winehouse on food.

  • Juicy R

    ummm i’m sure he can find some better lookin’ clothes than that somewhere. and wtf is he wearing around his neck?? is it to help make the stank outfit?

  • Lee

    If you guys had posted a pic of this get-up from behind, I think I would dry-heave for life. Thanks.

  • phoenix_simone_xoxo (on the “injured list” for 3 days :(

    is that pauly shore?

  • Miz Bella

    ya’ll outta pocket 4 dis…

  • http://bosip jgotti

    this look like pauly shore…(when the checks stop rollin in…)

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