WTF: Woman Arrested For Insanely Loud Sex

Posted on December 17th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH, What the Hell???

Catherine Cartwright is a woman that enjoys the finer qualities of carnal pleasure. Unfortunately for the 48-year-old, her neighbors are not so open-minded. Cartwright was previously ordered in court to gain control over the raucous love making after neighbors complained of the sounds emanating from her home.

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  • Really Tho

    Haters! Sounds like a little jealousy played a part in this or somebody’s man/woman was next door.

  • Nique

    I need her man’s number…

  • Really Tho

    @Nigue

    LMAO!! This is evidence that homie is laying it down right.

  • drenk

    i read this on BBC, if the woman was more attractive people would probably less offended but she is FUG

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    Good Morning Nique!!!! *waving*

    LOL…yeah….you and me both! :)

    Dayum, you cant get mad at HER. Unless she’s using a dayum vibrator……lol

    Its her MAN that is doing the damn ting! This is what its all about.

    Those people are HATERS like Really Tho said.

    Mad because they cant get it like that!

  • Samuel L. Jackson Beer

    I’m sorry y’all. I told her she’d wake the neighbors but ol gurl c.u.ms when and how she wants

  • KeepNit2Real

    I ain’t never been arrested for that….maybe my neighbors was freaks too…

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @drenk:

    Where do they have her pic at? LOL

    The men would have probably gotten turned on and left their bedside to have a Vaseline party; alone.
    :)

  • Samuel L. Jackson Beer

    Neighbours made 250 complaints and 23 tapes of Caroline Cartwright, 48, “moaning and screaming” before magistrates banned her from “making excessive noise” last Friday.

  • Sexy&Smart

    it had to be pretty bad…

  • as seen on t.v.

    Sounds like jealousy to me…Maybe those neighbors should be making some noise of their own…

  • drenk

    @ $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8413974.stm

  • WhatAWorld

    Ha,now that’s funny!But the neighbors need to get a life or make some noise of their own!

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @drenk:

    I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

    (just kidding)

    LOL

    If you EVER tell me to look up an ooglay woman like that AGAIN….SMH

    Yeah….I’d be pissed too. For some reason, I wouldnt think her sounds would be sensual and arousing.

    More like the grunting of two pigs or wilderbeasts (sp). LOL

  • drenk

    @ $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    LOLOL sorry but you had to see the horror, i think its funny neighbors called the sounds “unnatural” wtf was goin on?

  • Moanmyname

    Classic case of Trey’s song-Neighbours know my name”. hating neighbours

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @moanmyname
    @resurrected
    @MizASterling

    Ya’ll need to follow drenk’s directions on how to locate the picture of this lady and her “mate”.

    SMH

    I think (like someone said) if they were attractive, it’d be a different story.

    PLEASE go look at them…..I would have probably called Animal services first…..then realized…OH!..they’re, human? LOL

    Please go look…..LOL

  • Aunt Viv

    Scream/moan on girl, your neighbors are just jealous that they’re not getting the bizness like you. AND you’re 48?!?!?! Go ‘head!

  • Cutie

    Whoever told on them was hating cause they can’t get none!

  • Alrighty Then…

    She needed to go to jail, blowing up that man’s ego like that….
    B*tch you ain’t getting KILLED, put a sock in it!

  • http://YourEmergencyCash.com Jessan

    Whats the hell….

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  • http://bossip.com This some Shhh….

    @ drenk

    Don’t you ever, never, never, ever, post directions to that link. You need to erase your comments on getting to that picture. Them mugs is threw.

  • MizASterling

    $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day
    12/17/09, 10:38:am

    @moanmyname
    @resurrected
    @MizASterling

    Ya’ll need to follow drenk’s directions on how to locate the picture of this lady and her “mate”.

    SMH

    I think (like someone said) if they were attractive, it’d be a different story.

    PLEASE go look at them…..I would have probably called Animal services first…..then realized…OH!..they’re, human? LOL

    Please go look…..LOL

    _______________________________________________

    I REBUKE THEE!!

    **Sprankles Holy Water about this whole situation**

  • http://bossip.com This some Shhh….

    If I was her husband. I would’ve beat that a.s.s for making it public knowledge I was married to her and having to s.e.x her.

  • http://bossip.com This some Shhh….

    MizASterling
    12/17/09, 10:50:am

    $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day
    12/17/09, 10:38:am

    @moanmyname
    @resurrected
    @MizASterling

    Ya’ll need to follow drenk’s directions on how to locate the picture of this lady and her “mate”.

    SMH

    I think (like someone said) if they were attractive, it’d be a different story.

    PLEASE go look at them…..I would have probably called Animal services first…..then realized…OH!..they’re, human? LOL

    Please go look…..LOL

    _______________________________________________

    I REBUKE THEE!!

    **Sprankles Holy Water about this whole situation**

    ————————-

    **Running and diving through the water sprinkles**
    Lord Jesus, thine eyes, thine eyes!!!!!!

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @MizASterling
    @This some Shhh..

    LOL..ya’ll crazy! Blame drenk for allowing us to see those hideous folks! LOL I think I jumped back from my PC and my co-worker just looked at me like I was crazy.

    I mean, I can understand gettin ya groove on, but, on some REAL sh*t….I believe the story when they said the sounds sounded like they were in pain. LOL

  • drenk

    @MizASterling
    @This some Shhh..

    HA! i stumbled across that article hoping for a pleasant surprise and was met with THAT! Now its my duty to spread the awfulness!!

  • Aunt Viv

    WOOOOOWWWW-just saw the picture of the couple. They’re a bit…strange looking. I now imagine the noise sounding like two elephants in battle. Whoa.

  • MizASterling

    @This is some Shh….
    Don’t hide, don’t hide, the Debil is strong in this here post

    **Fans self, while rockin an hummin’**

    @ $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin’ that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @Drenk

    Yall know D A M N well you ain’t right for this….I knew I shouldn’t have looked, but dammit,but I always was a Rebel without a cause, and look where it got me…?

    Here tryina rinse this bleach out of my eyes fore I get permanent Retina damage.

    DAMN YOU.

  • Lady Architect (My Love Is Like Stadium Music)

    Wow her man must have been putting in some serious work on her to get her to be so loud and maybe they both enjoy being loud. I can understand the neighbors kinda being upset if they had children or something. I would have simply asked her to keep it down a bit.

  • drenk

    @ Lady Architect (My Love Is Like Stadium Music)

    PLEASE follow my instructions above to see who was puttin in that work. ; )

  • Screwed Priorities

    @ Lady Architecht
    Wow her man must have been putting in some serious work on her to get her to be so loud and maybe they both enjoy being loud. I can understand the neighbors kinda being upset if they had children or something. I would have simply asked her to keep it down a bit.
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    agreed

    screwedpriorities.blogspot.com

  • Marquis de Sade

    Just came from the BBC site, and all I have to say is these two gives a whole new meanin’ to the phrase: “BUMPIN’ UGLY”.

    Damn, they have got to be the most unattractive couple to ever consumate a relation. Thank Gawd, she’s too old to breed. (I’m a.s.s.u.m.i.n.g her ovaries have already dried up).

  • Marquis de Sade

    Ooops! *A RELATIONSHIP*

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name # 9304026339482056536™

    @Marquis de sade.. you are too funny but i cant see the pictures of them so i have to take your word.. lmbao at marquis~!!

  • what?
  • Alrighty Then…

    Quotes from the BBC article… LMBAO @ “unnatural”, wonder just what the hell they were doing??!?

    “Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s love-making was described as “murder” and “unnatural” at Newcastle Crown Court.”

    “The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.”

    “It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration – this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.

    “It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night.”

  • Sanjor

    @DRENK, I just saw the pics, D.A.M.N !! D.A.M.N!! Can’t get the pic out of my head.

  • drenk

    @ Sanjor

    8 )

  • Tone

    *Hours at a time*
    *Early in the morning*

    Sex, the breakfast of champions.

  • what?

    lol…

    someone actually recorded these two and put the vid on YouTube!

    the guy records it right outside of their front door. It’s 2 parts to it…lmao! Liss’nin to these fools now.

  • what?

    sorry, for got the name of the vid

    Neighbors having loud sex… Part I: The Big Bang
    Neighbors having loud sex… Part II: The Grand Finale

  • kapreeshus™

    We’ve all had a neighbor come knockin’ once or twice. If it’s great like that—you can become unaware of just how loud you are.
    Just crank the music up a bit—no one wants to hear all that. It can be a little unsettling to hear.
    Either that, or stop making love in the living room….

  • D.V. ant(I eat Tortured Souls with Hot Sauce)

    Thats one of the reasons I don’t drink E&J anymore. I got kicked out of my first apartment for that same reason. Well I had several noise complaints before that but that night I had killed a whole 5th of it by myself and in the midst of my superman complex, decided to expand this 17 yr old becky’s horizons. I was on the 1st floor, the chick on the 3rd called the police and said she heard somebody being assaulted.

  • D.V. ant(I eat Tortured Souls with Hot Sauce)

    a.s.saulted. dang, i know i’m not at home but i aint in north korea

  • nywoman23

    SHE MUSTVE HAD THE SIZE OF A HORSE THING GOING IN HER. NO I WISH THEY HAD AUDIO. I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR BECAUSE I DONT CARE HOW GOOD SOME1 IS GETTING HOW LOUD DID SHE GET. THAT IS INDECENT ESPECIALLY WHEN KIDS CAN HEAR THAT

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