Tiger’s Snow-Flake is Ready to Collect Her Stacks: Hires Prominent Divorce Lawyer

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Divorces, News, Sports

The best thing to ever happen for Elin Nordegren pockets were those damn kids and Tiger’s reckless intoxication with trashy Becky’s. It’s being reported that she has hired a “big stacks” Bevery Hills divorce attorney, Sorrell Trope. Sorrell has represented the likes of Nic Cage, Britney Spears, and Nicole Kidman. Between the loss of endorsements and brand value, the divorce, and future child support payments, we expect this to cost your boy Tiger over $500 million when it’s all said and done. As we said the other day, a good Malcolm X book would have saved his dumb-ass a “whole lot”. Poor thang.

Comments

  • whiteberry

    damn

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    Cha

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    Ching!!!!

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    *in Austin Power’s voice*

    $500 million dollars!!

    *holding pinky to right side if lip*

  • Honey (KEEP ME NEAR THE CROSS...LOL)

    @$ Get cha Weight Up

    LOL!!!! Money, money, money!!!!

  • tb

    Haahaa!! Good for his Becky loving a$$! Bleed him dry Elin………Get that money.

  • Tropical English

    Wow, if this was a black woman she’d get no sympathy. Shaquille O’Neil is in the same situation. But he’s smart enough to cheat with black females. So, nobody cares. Yet, you fools come out and call Shaunie ghetto and gold digging and turn around and champion Ms. Blond and tell her to go clean house.

    Black folks are a mess.

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @Honey:

    LOL…..I dont think Elin is going to have to work a day in her life!

  • Dirty Diana...Let Me Be ♪

    good for her

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @Tropical English:

    Hey! I thought Shaunie was smart to invest and save (his) money in another account unknown to him! She is DEFINITELY not ghetto!
    🙂 I’d tell her to clean house too!

  • Honey (KEEP ME NEAR THE CROSS...LOL)

    @ Tropical English

    WTF??? Shaq cheats with black women? I don’t think so. Get your facts straight. I have seen it first hand.

  • JUDY

    Tiger really doesnt embrace the black community so I cant say that I care.

  • resurrected

    Oh well he did the dirt and now all the decisions are on her now… People can say what they want but she is not a gold digger at this point Tiger knew the pre-nup stipulations and he went against them anyway so he is really just giving his money away… For some reason I truly believe that it has to happen like this for his to see that scandal is not easy to deal with and the re-precautions of it is extreme and uncontrollable… Some people will stay through indiscretion and some won’t at all… Once you make you move weather carless or planned the other person can still check mate you…

  • shana

    thats a lot of money!

  • MizASterling

    LMAO @ Kami.

    Girl, it is too early

    Hey Honey!

    *Waves(and yawns cause damn I wish I was home still asleep)*

  • WTF??????

    $500 million is about right (half of his estimated worth)… Tiger needs to get back on the golf course cause all he’s doing now is loosing money… MULLIGAN!

    Both men and women cheat… The only differance is guys USUALLY don’t expose women or extort them for money…lmao

  • DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

    Don’t get mad, get PAID! I hope she bleeds him dry! Get cho money mane!

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  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @MizASterling

    Hey girl!

    You and me both! I was debating on whether to call in or not! Its cold as a mugg outside! Like 18 degrees!😦

  • Ocapkid1 A.k.A Mr Haiti

    I am sure Tiger Woods has some kind of prenuptial agreement… i hope but anyways that will teach him to stay away from Beckys NOT

  • Why

    and dumb azz folks, that 500mill was an estimate and when you marry someone with a fortune, you are entitled to it, just like if u married someone with a few less coins, you would get a few coins too!

    Get it Elin, its not your fault he stuck TIGERs WOOD into America LMAO!

  • Ms. J

    Another Dumb A*S*S black man!!

  • JoVah

    JUDY
    12/18/09, 09:20:am

    Tiger really doesnt embrace the black community so I cant say that I care.

    —————————————–

    Say it again! Tiger couldn’t give a flying 747 fuccck about Black folks or the community. I really don’t feel sorry for him. I feel bad for his wife because she looks dumb as hell and naive to think she was the only Becky Tiger was porkin.

  • derrick

    dam tiger, definately messed up..
    tiger needs some serious soul searching.
    I’m not even mad at this Becky..
    he cheated on her with 10-15 women, how reckless!! why did he get married!! he obviously wasn’t ready for the commitment!!
    now you will learn…

  • girly

    why couldn’t tiger messed with a michelle obama type of chick, (educated, with money a minority).
    he messing with cocktail waitresses, nannies’s. he thought he was invinceable.
    you dam idiot

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