Tiger’s Snow-Flake is Ready to Collect Her Stacks: Hires Prominent Divorce Lawyer

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Divorces, News, Sports

The best thing to ever happen for Elin Nordegren pockets were those damn kids and Tiger’s reckless intoxication with trashy Becky’s. It’s being reported that she has hired a “big stacks” Bevery Hills divorce attorney, Sorrell Trope. Sorrell has represented the likes of Nic Cage, Britney Spears, and Nicole Kidman. Between the loss of endorsements and brand value, the divorce, and future child support payments, we expect this to cost your boy Tiger over $500 million when it’s all said and done. As we said the other day, a good Malcolm X book would have saved his dumb-ass a “whole lot”. Poor thang.

Comments

  • whiteberry

    damn

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    Cha

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    Ching!!!!

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    *in Austin Power’s voice*

    $500 million dollars!!

    *holding pinky to right side if lip*

  • Honey (KEEP ME NEAR THE CROSS...LOL)

    @$ Get cha Weight Up

    LOL!!!! Money, money, money!!!!

  • tb

    Haahaa!! Good for his Becky loving a$$! Bleed him dry Elin………Get that money.

  • Tropical English

    Wow, if this was a black woman she’d get no sympathy. Shaquille O’Neil is in the same situation. But he’s smart enough to cheat with black females. So, nobody cares. Yet, you fools come out and call Shaunie ghetto and gold digging and turn around and champion Ms. Blond and tell her to go clean house.

    Black folks are a mess.

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @Honey:

    LOL…..I dont think Elin is going to have to work a day in her life!

  • Dirty Diana...Let Me Be ♪

    good for her

  • $ Get cha Weight Up (You STILL makin' that??) formerly Kami All Day

    @Tropical English:

    Hey! I thought Shaunie was smart to invest and save (his) money in another account unknown to him! She is DEFINITELY not ghetto!
    :) I’d tell her to clean house too!

  • Honey (KEEP ME NEAR THE CROSS...LOL)

    @ Tropical English

    WTF??? Shaq cheats with black women? I don’t think so. Get your facts straight. I have seen it first hand.

  • JUDY

    Tiger really doesnt embrace the black community so I cant say that I care.

  • resurrected

    Oh well he did the dirt and now all the decisions are on her now… People can say what they want but she is not a gold digger at this point Tiger knew the pre-nup stipulations and he went against them anyway so he is really just giving his money away… For some reason I truly believe that it has to happen like this for his to see that scandal is not easy to deal with and the re-precautions of it is extreme and uncontrollable… Some people will stay through indiscretion and some won’t at all… Once you make you move weather carless or planned the other person can still check mate you…

  • shana

    thats a lot of money!

  • MizASterling

    LMAO @ Kami.

    Girl, it is too early

    Hey Honey!

    *Waves(and yawns cause damn I wish I was home still asleep)*

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