Tiger’s Snow-Flake is Ready to Collect Her Stacks: Hires Prominent Divorce Lawyer

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Divorces, News, Sports

The best thing to ever happen for Elin Nordegren pockets were those damn kids and Tiger’s reckless intoxication with trashy Becky’s. It’s being reported that she has hired a “big stacks” Bevery Hills divorce attorney, Sorrell Trope. Sorrell has represented the likes of Nic Cage, Britney Spears, and Nicole Kidman. Between the loss of endorsements and brand value, the divorce, and future child support payments, we expect this to cost your boy Tiger over $500 million when it’s all said and done. As we said the other day, a good Malcolm X book would have saved his dumb-ass a “whole lot”. Poor thang.

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