Top 10 Dumb A$$es of 2009

Posted on December 23rd, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Top Ten Lists

2009 has been a year filled with people saying “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me… What a DUMB A$$???” So, we decided to take a look at the Top 10 Dumb A$$es of 2009 and this is what we came up with…

10. C-Murder gets locked up AGAIN!!!

It seems that C-Murder has been in trouble the entire time that he has been on earth. He finally got a little break and was put on house arrest but of course he violates it and ends up back in jail. Then on top of that, he had another case and ended up with a life sentence. Now C-Murder has nothing but time!!!

9. Tyrese F*cks Up the National Anthem

Tyrese performed the National Anthem during the Lakers/Nugget game back in May. We don’t know who told him he could change the lyrics to the song but he did. Instead of saying “our flag was still there,” he replaced the words with “our Lakers were still there.” He probably thought he was being creative but the rest of the country took it as him being disrespectful. Next time he may just want to stick to the original.

8. Soulja Boy: Rich N***a Sh*zz…


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Soulja Boy decided to make a video that showed off all his jewelry and how much it cost along with the money that he stashes in his house. That same day a story leaked saying that his landlord in L.A. was suing him for $10,000 in unpaid rent and late fees. He removed that video real quick but of course… WE HAVE IT!!!

7. Fantasia Tattoos a Married Man’s Name on her Shoulder…

After Fantasia and Young Dro separated, she decided to look for love in other places like the T-Mobile store. She met a married man by the name of Antwan Cook and she was feeling him so much that she tattooed his last name on her shoulder. After feeling dumb as hell, Fantasia releases a statement saying that there is no tattoo on her shoulder. Let’s get this straight Fantasia… You’re saying that someone photo-shop that tattoo on your left shoulder??? RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!! You don’t have to lie to kick it Tasia…

6. Joe Wilson Shouts Out “YOU LIE” During Obama’s Healthcare Speech

Congressman Joe Wilson must have been on something the day President Obama gave his health care speech on national television. We really wonder what made Joe Wilson think that he could shout this out and no one say anything about it… DUMB @$$!!!

5. Plaxico Shoots Himself in the Foot at and Nightclub…

Plaxico Burress has got to feel like one of the dumbest people alive. How many people shoot themselves by accident and then have to go to jail for it??? Probably not many. Plaxico is now serving a two-year sentence for caring a weapon into a NYC nightclub and shooting himself in the foot by accident. Yes, the sentence was a little harsh but still… SMH. Plaxico, don’t drop the soap!!!

4. Lil Wayne Gets Lauren London and Nivea Pregnant at the Same Time….

Well, we know how this happen, but WHY??? Lil’ Wayne had Lauren London and Nivea pregnant at the same time. Lil Wayne raps about staying strapped with guns but it’s obvious that he doesn’t strap his other gun…

3. Lamar Odom Marrying Khloe Kardashian after only 30 days…

Lamar Odom is definitely one of the biggest DUMB A$$es of the year for marrying Khole Kardashian after only knowing her for 30 days. Khloe confirmed that Lamar chopped her down within three to four days of knowing her. Guess it was so good that he needed it for life!!!

2. Kanye West and Lil Mama Jumping on Stage at the VMA’s…

Kanye West invading the stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award was one of the dumbest things he has ever done. Then Lil Mama decides to hop on stage while Jay-Z and Alicia Keys are performing… WHERE THEY DO THAT AT??? Kanye and Lil’ Mama were way OUT OF POCKET for these two stunts.

AND THE NUMBER 1 DUMB @$$ of the YEAR!!!!!

Tiger Woods has taken the cake for being the #1 DUMB @$$ of the Year. He has been linked to damn near 10 girls while being married to his wife, gets in a car accident and runs into a fire hydrant and a tree. Then on top of that, all the years he put into his career and changing the game of golf, he will be also known as the man that was a big time golfer that cheated on his wife with 10 girls and ended up ruining his image all for some ________________.

  • Miss♥Grant

    1st

  • msholliday
  • mzdiva

    wow

    omar and miss thang
    should not have a child
    that child will have a big azz head
    …………….i’m just saying

  • Speculations

    2nd. I hope. LOL.

  • roxy09

    Hilarious list.

  • mzdiva

    and nivea is just making sure she
    gets paid for the next 18 years
    by having babies to rappers
    …………..it might work

  • http://www.blahblah.com Paris Carter

    i agreee wid dis list! but souljah boy should be number one idiot for every year…even after he dies..he still gon be stupid

  • watchayusay???

    *adding to the list* Gucci!!!

  • mzdiva

    both of lil wayne’s babies

    will never be sick

    all that cough syrup in his seed

    his babies are cough free

  • msholliday

    OMG and please lets not for get ballon boys dumb @$$ parents … this list is just too funtee

    http://www.twitter.com/ms_holliday

  • LOSER CHRIS BROWN

    WHERE IS CHRIS BROWN ON THIS LIST???

  • mzdiva

    well if you think chris brown should be here

    rihanna azz should be here too

  • Get Real

    I think what Lamar did was more of a business decision. I didn’t know anything about that fool til he started dating Khloe. Let’s keep it real. Now everyone know him.

    Plaxico should be #1. I am not surprised about Tiger. I have been reading blind items for years about this fool. I think Mya Panache should have put him on blast 3yrs. Only in her blind items the women were not waitress, they were professional escorts working for an agency. I think that will be the next bomb to drop on that story.

  • PETE

    TIGER AND ODEM R THE smart asses of the year! LONG AS THEY STAY CHOPPIN DOWN WHITES!!!!!!!!! and stay the hell away from sista’s!!!!

  • Hotfyah

    I meant to say “would be gargantuate”

  • NYC Gal

    Ike Turner Jr. should be the #1 dumb a$$ of 2009 because he beat down Rihanna and then release an album. Then blame Walmart for blackballing him. That’s just plain dumb!!

  • B3 Fearless

    Funny list I think Soldier Boy and Lil Wayne’s situation should’ve held the top spots.

    @Peace & NYC Gal this list was about ppl who did dumb things not wrong, criminal things. That’s a whole other long list.

  • Elle

    You forgot Alicia Keys for breaking up a happy home! But that’s right she is a moral beacon of light, right! But Tiger is getting nailed to the wall for doing just what a man is EXPECTED to do! You go fig! Btw: I’m a female and a somewhat Alicia fan so I’m not hating, i’m just saying!

  • B3 Fearless

    Co-sign Get Real’s comment. It’s sad Lauren London ruined her career b4 she could even get in a mainstream film.

  • t

    lauren will b fine. she jus has to lay low for a while. hopefully the child has her looks and she’ll evn get brownie points 4that crazy as it sounds…lol…unlike women men dont care..some may but most dont

  • Socky

    Where is Chris Brown & Alicia Keys on that list?

  • Walter

    I think Plaxico gets Dumbass of the year. After all, the man did shoot himself. Men cheat all the time it’s really nothing new, Tiger Woods should be taken off the list.

  • Sticky-n-Sweet

    Where’s Sarah Palin? factcheck.org did an entire spread on her book, 35% straight up lies, 14% unsubstantiated comments, and the rest was whiny bull!

  • Rayna

    This list is ass!

  • http://www.BAPEUSA.com BAPE747

    Hell, NU NU still fine. Lauren

  • the anti idiot

    Put the Rabid Beaver for thinking he is Ike Turner and then turning around and crying like a girl, releasing an album, jet skiing soon after he bit someone. He should be the fool of the year for the next five years.

  • The Bear…YES I’m BACK

    I can think of some other’s who should get [dis]honorable mention.

    J-Hud’s Ex-Brother-In-Law

    J-Hud’s Sister

    Lamar Odum (I know he was already on there but I think he should be there twice)

    Lisa Raye’s Ex (Micheal Mistake)

    Ummmm… Lisa Raye

    Rick Ross & 50 cent

    Pretty Ricky

    Rihanna’s marketing team- (for trying to use the beatdown incident to sell records)

    Joe Lieberman (I just don’t like the dude)

    SHaq, Gilbert Arenas, and the preggo chick

    Former Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson (you kept the money you took in bribes in your freezer??!?!?!??) CMON SON!!!!!!!!!!

    The WHite house party crashers

  • http://Bossip tish

    No CB good for him.I deff would have put him before C-Murder & Soulja boy.

  • Get Real

    Where is ballon boy wacky attention starved parents.

  • The Bear…YES I’m BACK

    And how could I forget S.C.’s governor Sanford!!! (At least Tiger wasn’t dumb enough to tell the world that his jumpoff is his soulmate.) CMON SON!!!!!!!

  • http://esaw@rock.com REAL TALK

    WELL THAT LIST COULD BE A H?ELL OF ALOT LONGER
    BUT YALL GO IT RIGHT,AND EVERYBODY ON THIS LIST
    IS G?AY 2 REAL REAL TALK

  • http://esaw@rock.com REAL TALK

    WELL THAT LIST COULD BE A H?ELL OF ALOT LONGER
    BUT YALL GO IT RIGHT,AND EVERYBODY ON THIS LIST
    IS G?AY 2 REAL REAL TALK….

  • http://esaw@rock.com REAL TALK

    WELL THAT LIST COULD BE A H?ELL OF ALOT LONGER
    BUT YALL GO IT RIGHT,AND EVERYBODY ON THIS LIST
    IS G?AY 2 REAL REAL TALK………

  • Who Has Offended you and Stifled Your Progress?

    For #4. Is Lil Wayne the Dummie or Nivea and Lauren London? I think the latter.

    Where is Chris Brown? Rhianna? The remaining Jackson brothers? The White House Party Crashers?

  • Who Has Offended you and Stifled Your Progress?

    oh and Sarah Palin for being played by the Republicans in 2008 and still yapping her mouth in 2009! Take a break already! And Angelina Jolie for knocking the President as if she could do a better job just cause she has “United Nations” in her home! Acting is your thing…….stay in your lane!

  • Can I Say

    @The Bear
    Tiger didn’t say his jumpoff was his soulmate but he sure is “acting” like it – still chopping her down after the s@$t hit the fan.

  • BadBarbie

    Lil Wayne’s Lil Wang is gunna fall if he keeps stickin in everything without protection lol. And waited all those years for C-murder to get out he made that song with BG! OMG these people are shameless lol

  • I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since: 1983 MERRY CHRISTMAS BOSSIP FOLK….IF YOU CELEBRATE!!!

    THE SENATOR FROM NORTH CAROLINA SHOULD BE ON THERE. LEAVING THE COUNTRY TO HAVE AN AFFAIR IN ARGENTINA!!

  • bluekid

    Chris Brown is not on the list because he made a come back by out selling Susan Boyle s and knotting her off the number one top ten in the UK, Chris Brown has sold more CD than rihanna and lady ga ga. Chris Brown made a come back in record sells. Everybody in the entertainment world knows she may have gave him herpes.

    The Shaw of Dubai don’t play herpes and what Chris Brown did was nothing compared to what another man would do. You can heal from wounds herpes is for ever.

  • bluekid

    Plus for you idiots who got to get a white approval.

    White folks said John Gosselin is the most provocative of the year!!!!
    John Gosselin didn’t hit anybody…

    Chris Brown did not make the list why??? rihanna has herpes…

  • http://aol ebonieladi

    @Who Has Offended you and Stifled Your Progress?

    What do the remaining Jackson brothers have to do with this list?

  • sara

    this is the ONLY list that does not have chris brown on it. he pled guilty to a felony. sorry that is defintely top 5.

  • Mr.C

    That Soulja Boy shyt is funny as hell!!! LOL… Like Nas said, all that’s some Ni**a shyt!!!

  • Blu Rain

    I wouldn’t m1nd seeing joe jackson on this list…and as for Tiger being #1. I have to agree. Not about the cheating but for the amazing athlete that he is and the accolades that he has received now will forever be tarnished.

  • citiboi

    male bashin to the ith degree!!!

  • bholyway

    The military guy who wants to punish enlisted women for getting pregnant. Chris Brown, Bush, McCain’s old *, The House, The Senate and that sorry health care bill, and all of FOX should be on the list.

  • chaka1

    Strange Chris B. is not on here…

  • WHATEVER….

    I agree Fox News should be #1 for all the hate the throw at the President…dumb azzez

  • nec

    That was dumb of Fantasia to get a tat of
    Antwaun Cook on her shoulder and then lie about it!

  • CLCOOK42

    DUMB ASSES!!!

  • Charlotte

    @ Ozzy
    I was thinking the same thing, just a minor set back but nothing major.

    Why are Lamar and Khloe on the list, Who cares if they wanted to get married?

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  • WhatAWorld

    Also like some one said above the cheating on Tiger’s part was not dumb.He’s a celebrity and most of them cheat.But the dumb part was not have those women sign a confidentiality clause for sleeping with him.All that money and he was that careless “come on Tiger”!

  • Chevy22

    I dont know why is it when someone becomes a celebrity they think that are perfect. But as much as we want them to be i think its not possible. I think that money it only enhances the type of person you are. If you was jerk before you got money chances are when you become rich you are going to be a bigger jerk. But im just saying

  • Coby

    Chris Brown should be on this list at number 1 for begin a sissy woman beating punk wanta to be thug. Chris Brown equal sissy.

  • hollabackgirl

    SMH @ all the Chris Brown post. I admit he should be on the list, cuz effin with her effed up his career. but I see the same ppl typing about him in Every forum. Even forums that aren’t about him. Seek therapy..(especially NYC Gal & That Rihanna chick who seems completely obsessed.) Rihanna moved on, why can’t you? lmao Jesus!

  • Anna

    There was a whole lot of ish much dumber than this!!!!

  • Re: Fantasia

    I was just in MI, last week Fantasia did private birthday party for Aretha, because it was not a paid gig.I was asked by her manager to help her change before her set, she hadd just arrived in from another city where she did a free concert for some young people in MI.I saw her shoulders fully in the bare and I was looking no tatoo on left side did see small flower on right side. And believe me I looked no signs of a black tattoo and I was in there for a while she put on a black jacet with her pants a black pantsuit,she came in white a fly leather outfit with black and white coat and her manager was carrying her fur and bag.
    BOTTOMLINE, I saw no tatto of this nature on her body. This tatto does not exist on Fantasia’s body.My own tow eyes.

  • candygirl

    he does have some sticking out ears, lmao

  • bholyway

    Whites folks that should be on the list, Hulk Hogan and his entire family, Amy Winenouse, Lindsay Lohan, Orielly,McCain, The old lady that called Obahama a Muslim,and David hasselhoff

  • Eyre

    Please, there are way more whp should be on the list.

  • BC

    LOL..Tiger was dumb and smart @ the same time. The idioit while chopin down down forgot he has all that $$$$, should had a throw away trak phone for each scank! Thought I’d never say this but, he was smart by avoiding the sistas, they would have been a hellva lot smarter and dropped a baby on his mixed-up a## and got paid for life:)

  • smichell

    I think sligia. Boy is flava long lost son

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