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Shaq put Kobe Bryant on blast in a recent freestyle:
Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”
After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.
There’s another serving of beef for you today. We wonder what Kobe’s ass has to say to this one.
Via TMZ
Update – Shaq takes it back.:
“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”
MC Shaq the “funny freestyler”? Whateva. Sounds like a punk move for real.
Update via TMZ
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Uh… the better question is why in the HELL is Shaq still tryna rap?
Another day, another beef!
I knew Shaq was still *****ed about that. Kobe was way out of line there… I dunno what to say. Kobe hasn’t won it since Shaq left…
Both men are great basketball players.
Kobe was stupid 4 not getting a prenup & lucky as hell that Vanessa aint go 4 divorce.
I really like Shaq. He is a big nice guy. I think what Shaunie did is wrong.
, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.” This has to be the worst line ever written. How are you gonna belame Kobe cause you couldn’t be faithful didnt you see Tyler Perry’s “whats done in the dark” Shaq U are a washed up clown. This rapping should get you a good carrer in comedy loser!
No Shaq:
You are getting a divorce because of YOU
4th!
Kobe won’t say *****. He’s always been and will continue to be a certified *****.
1st I JUST WANTED TOO SAY THAT!!
Shaq is a fool .. blame your own cheating ***** for your wife leaving you, like the responsibility is all Kobe’s .. and how can he blast someone for not winning … um where was his team? he need to sit his old ***** down somewhere and try to get in good with Shaunie before she do a Juanit Jordan on his *****.
@Veronica Haha lol j/p
HEY, KOBE WAE WRONG BUT COME ON SHAQ YOU ARE GETTING A DIVORCE BECAUSE JUST LIKE ALOT OF RICH MEN YOU CAN’T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ***** tastes.”
wait, is Shaq saying Nessa tossed his salad?..details, detail! Shaq just put Kobe on blast..im sure Shaq & Shaunie had an understanding that he could cheat as long as it was never publicized, then Kobe went and *****ed that up!
@nurse Gigi
I feel u but come on. Whta use is it being rich if you can’t afford the best coochie money can buy?
Seriously though rich men pay for silence not *****. Kobe should have been more of a man.
This further details why I hate Kobe soo much. This guy is a dumb *****. First of all if he would have kept his damn mouth shut he would have never been charged and then you snitch on other athletes to justify urself. If that’s not a ***** I don’t know what is
F* Shaq has-been *****!
Shaq got eliminated in the 1st round, so who needed who’s help?
The only b*tch made n***a here is you Shaq, that’s why your wifey was stealing your paper right from under your nose.
Stick to paying for p***y Shaq, because you have zero skills w/ the mic.. sorta like the free-throw line.
I DON’T KNOW-SUPERHEAD TOLD US ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE PACKAGE HE’S HOLDING-MAYBE SHAUNIE WAS EMBARR*****ED AT THAT POINT
CJ(Check me out!)
, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.” This has to be the worst line ever written. How are you gonna belame Kobe cause you couldn’t be faithful didnt you see Tyler Perry’s “whats done in the dark” Shaq U are a washed up clown. This rapping should get you a good carrer in comedy loser!
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im serious(Check me out!)
F* Shaq has-been *****!
Shaq got eliminated in the 1st round, so who needed who’s help?
The only b*tch made n***a here is you Shaq, that’s why your wifey was stealing your paper right from under your nose.
Stick to paying for p***y Shaq, because you have zero skills w/ the mic.. sorta like the free-throw line.
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**********ers KILL ME blamming others for their downfalls!!!! IF YOU NEVER CHEATED SHAQ, THERE WOULDN’T BE A *****IN’ THING TO TELL OR PAY OFF!!! That “hush” money you are wasting on these *****es is WELL WASTED because if someone pays these *****es more than YOU are then they go to the highest bidder!!! RATS FOLLOW CHEESE!!!!
kobe sucks anyway and i live in LA, he will never be jordan so espn and all the networks can stop wit the comparisons by now this ***** is wut 13 years in and still not good enough. Even Magic johnson said hes not good as jordan and magic owns part of the lakers
OH yea Shaq has a ring WITHOUT Kobe so he already proved he can do it. Kobe cant get anything accomplished
^^^with that said, SOMEONE (insert Superhead) was going to tell eventually OR she (your estranged wife) would have put 2 & 2 together, provided you didn’t marry a COMPLETE idiot!!! You ain’t *****in’ top notch hoes Shaq…..
…….and not only that, but she told us that you were very small for your size and your were payin THAT ***** 10,000 a month to shut the ***** up!!!!!!
….you SURE know how to pick-em huh Shaq? LMMFAO!!!!
LAKERS FOREVER BABY!!!!!!
P.S. I never thought you deserved to be a Laker either
@ LB
I was just about to ask the same ? b4 I started readin the comments. damn Shaq leave that Rap ***** to the professionals…
@ Ashy Larry
U also took the thoughts right out my head Kobe is a ***** made Nigg* and I dont even use the N world but he can suck one, just cause his life wasnt going right he starts talkin bout the next dude 4 what Shaq didnt have nothin to do w/ the situation that was his mess and now he pays his wife to stay w/ him. If that aint ***** *****ness I dont know what is and I dont know even know if thats how diddy would have spelled it…. lol **********ness
Co-signing Ashy Larry. The freestyle was hilarious. Kobe deserved it. How you going bring somebody else down that you were suppose to be cool with? ***** ***** ***** to the fullest.
shaq u SUCK! AND kOBE IS A *****. yA’LL CAN’T TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER- CUZ BOTH OF YOU ARE WASHED
i was there last night @ the Village Underground when he did it…it was funny as shyt! pure comedy!He was asked to freestyle after Peter Gunz, Peter’s son and Bobby Mc Ferrin’s son went on. They r actually making a bigger deal than it actually was .Fu** outta her wit this firestartin’!
blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ***** tastes.”
did anybody else catch this? is there anyone who has witnessed Nessa tossing Shaqs salad? anyone? anyone?
finesseyoswagger
the son is Corey Gunz
oh shaq…this is wrong on so many levels. first, i will join others in imploring his ***** to desist with the rap *****. he’s terrible. second, he ruined his own marriage by whoring around. that ***** was common knowledge to anyone with eyes and ears. i lived in detroit and witnessed/heard about more than one oc*****ion where he was partying there and propositioned females. also, kobe wasnt the only one discussing his cheating ways since he was in her book. third, that ***** happened like 5 years ago. let it the ***** go. fourth, how can you blast somebody for not winning the championship when your team didnt make it out the first round, you’re aging and deteriorating rapidly and your former team wasnt ***** after the finals and the only reason yall won a championship was dwayne wade? he sounds just as dumb as he looks.
ok…?
To ALL that saw this as Funny and a Clever-Freestyle and Fun-n-Jokes… I with YOU and THAT S-H-I-T was Hilarious
To the ONE’S that choose to call a NBA Legend who still makes 20+ million a year and will Beat-The-F-U-C-K out of any of you if you DARE talk that stuff to his face…
Tell Me HIS AZZ TASTE
BTW Shaq has 2 platinum and 3 Gold Albums to his credit, EXACTLY How many do Y’all Have… I’m SURE they are ALOT of Rappers that wouldn’t mind being that WHACK or Has-Beens that wish they could STILL pull-down $20 Million a year
Um that line is hella wack so I hope thats not a direct qoute, I thought Shaq was getting a divorce because his wife was doing major dirt in the form of taking care of her personal trainer very personably. Still I believe Kobe should have not brought Shaq’s name up I mean he didn’t get none of that ugly mugley that was all Kobe.
Shaq had me rollin talking about Kobe losing the playoffs.But why would he want another man to “taste his *****”?? Anyway I thought those two made up in front of the camera, is the beef back on again? Dang.
I wasn’t mentioning the son to highlight the son,I was going through the order of events that led to this display that was in fact FUNNY AS HELL that’s y naming the son wasn’t relevant. thx anyway
I know Shaq is lovin the fact that Kobe went out like a ***** in the Finals….LMBAO
Oh yeah Shaq could of kept that comment about him getting a vasectomy. I did not need to know that.
the video is on my*****e videos
what is wrong with these two? let it gooo, Shaq you was gonna get a divorce anyway cuz you cant keep yo shyt in your pants and then Kobe just lucky he got a full time gold digger that dont wanna divorce his dumb azz….
SHAQ WAS JUST FUNNING AROUND AS USUAL…HERE’S HIS RECENT STATEMENT:
Shaq Diesel just told ESPN’s Stephen Smith: “I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”
& i was telling you his name was Corey Gunz because i actually knew who you were talking about, but you’re welcome..
DAMMIT SHAQ! Why are you still trying to rap? Are people encouraging this type of foolisness.
SHAQ DAMMIT! F*CK WHO RATTED YOU OUT? YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR D*CK IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN THERE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TO RAT OUT. I MEAN COME ON. A SERIOUS CASE OF BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
Let it go Shaq… that stuff is ancient history.(so are you by the way)
I knew he would be giddy when the Lakers lost though.
Maybe he got liquered up a bit, you know how that tends to loosen one’s tongue.
@ im just me
Yeah, the host actually encouraged it ,lol, he was the one who called him outta the crowd even after Shaq protested(yeah right, u know his ***** REALLY wanted to go up there!) and asked him to “spit” (if u could even call it that)
LET ME FIND OUT THAT SHAQ IS PUNKING OUT B/C OF KOBE.
How did Shaq get 2 platinum records??????
Yall folks will buy anything won’t you…
Did Kobe’s album go platinum too??
Kobe tell me how my ***** taste unh kobe tell me how my ***** taste yeah Kobe tell me how my ***** taste
Priceless
Damn that ***** was not supposed to be taken seriously! I could tell that by lookin at the video. Lighten Up PPL!!
if he did not feel that way he would of not said it,playing or not, his divorce is his fault period
If Shaq couldn’t play ball he’d be rapping as a career and we’d all have to listen to him rhyme every day.
Thank you Lord for b-ball
@ inocentbistandr
I agree but u know some folks take everything said as LAW. IT’S JUST A SONG.
The hell with Kobe AND Shaq for a minute–
@ MiZz PiMpiN–
I didn”t get a chance to really hit up BOSSIP over the weekend so I just checked that other thread.
Thanks for holding me down, girl!
You KNOW THEY gots to be some bitter *****es!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol @ me keep typing “bitter *****es!”
Again, Thanks cybersis!
@The Bear
That’s funny. I would also like to add that he would be trying to make movies also.
Thank God he kept his day jobs.
Seriously, like most of you said, he is getting a divorce because of him. He need to accept that fact!
OK. Kobe and Shaq. Shaq and Kobe–
Why do I get the feeling that they know each other intimately?
LOL!!!!!
“My son’s parole officer said it’s gonna be alright”
I swear–that name is priceless!
Lol!!!! Lol!!!
@ Richard
I agree, Kobe is a big baby for that.
Shaq: Why not just wife the one you REALLY want. That’s fulfillment.
The freetyle was rather funny, it was just on ESPN. Hey Kobe gets everything he supposed to get after he named dropped Shaq for no aparent reason. He had no,’if I snitch than Im outta hot water’ he just ncame out with it for no reason. Thats called throwing people under the bus and since than I had no respect for Kobe, even though he is the best player in the NBA. He also ratted out Rick Fox. Hey wrong is wrong, but dont tell my business cause you in trouble & you chose the wrong white b*tch.
@ ELove The market was way diffrent back then tell Shaq-Fu to put an album ot know and watch it go “wood”
Yo I`m not sayin cheating is good money .. but why that little chick Kobe got to bring Shaq name out ?? That`s your situation nicca ! Be a man and deal with your ish ! That`s why I decided to not tell Kobe that Hillary Clinton is my baby mom`s … he might tell Bill and dem !
big ups to Shanie for not taking Shaq’s mess. Take the money and run. Life is too short to be some *****s door mat. Leave that to the baby mamas like Kim Porter.
Didn’t Shaq just get signed to the Phoenix Suns another 2 years for 42 million dollars!!?? Sit your ***** down Shaq and let that mess go! Most of all stop trying to rap.
I see it like this. Kobe is a sheisty, fake dude. He abovi has little respect for women and none for the TEAM concept. I’m not saying that any of this Athlete womanizing is right but i do beleive theri is a code amoung them. Kobe in my opinion was just mad b/c like sooooo soooo sooo many other black men before him, he found himself in trouble with the law over some stank, white ho. tisk tisk….when will they ever learn. As if that Spanish video ho turned house wife he ad at home wasn’t close enuff to sraight haired ivory perfection for him. he had to have the real THING. he’s a whack, trifling head. Shaq is fool himself, but Kobe is just a cancer wherevr he goes and has no indearing qualities. but lately’s he’s been trynna act like Mr. Charasmatic, kissing them lil big eyebrowed mullatoe babie of his after a game. LIKE HE’S A FAMILY MAN!
Shaq rappin’=Vanilla Ice=MC Hammer=Will Smith=Tone Loc=…the list is ENDLESS…need I say more?
REAL NEWS: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? SOME PPL NEED THEIR ***** BEAT TO LEARN A LESSON!!
NEW YORK – Don Imus has once again injected race into his radio show. During an on-air conversation Monday about the arrests of suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones, Imus asked, “What color is he?”
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Told by sports announcer Warner Wolf that Jones is “African-American,” Imus responded: “There you go. Now we know.”
Civil rights leader Al Sharpton issued a statement calling the exchange disturbing “because it plays into stereotypes.” He says his National Action Network was still deciding how to respond.
Imus was fired from his previous show last year after he made a racially charged comment about the Rutgers women’s basketball team.
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lol its just jokes between Shaq and Kobster, no harm no foul
Yeah you’re right @CJ… With Souja Boy being the Baddest Rapper out there now and Shaq being able to Free-style and All He couldn’t possibly go to his studio and Write-n-Produce and album that could touch ANYTHING that Soulja Boy and them cats are doing now… I MEAN Really what famous person or Rapper would want to be caught dead with Shaq since he’s a Has-Been and all
YOU DO KNOW I’m being Very Sarcastic, Don’t You
Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ((((–blackcentury.com–)))or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.
Kobe is a snitch and was just mad he got caught doing the white chick and wanted to pull someone down with him…he was wack for that and will forever remain wack!
Speaking of paying broads didn’t he buy his crazy ***** deranged wife a big ***** rock the shut her the ***** up after he tried to but ***** the white chick! There are no diamonds in the world worth the look that was on her face the day of the press conference. How humiliating!!
No need to apologize Shaq… Keep that ***** real… let’m know how you really feel.
QUESTION:
IF OJ KILLED A WHITE WOMAN & LEFT EVIDENCE, MJ MOLESTED A LITTLE BOY WHO TESTIFIED, AND R.KELLY RAPED A 13 YR OLD AND TAPED IT AND THEY ALL WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY, WHO THE ***** WAS VICK’S LAWYER?
GOES TO SHOW YOU BETTER NOT ***** THE ANIMALS!
*WITH*
***Spell Check***
butt *****
kobe, is still knocking back shots…trying to get over the fact that his team sucks! LOL
anyway! Do it big shaq, but homie didn’t anyone ruin your marriage but u! YOU should of been slick like kobe is now..oops I did hear that he is *****ing with a chick on the LA LAKERS team..Ironically named VANESSA
Shaq is such a *****!!!!
shaq know DAMN WELL that wasn’t no funny *****! at least kobe got to the damn champion ship! what the hell did miami do last season???!!
That was too funny and he knows darned well he meant every word…lol.
I am mad Finesse mentioned Tone Loc…stop it. And Vanilla Ice Ice Baby!
FYI according to Shaq’s wiki page: he had 1 platinum and 2 gold,not 2 platinum albums. That doesn’t make it better though.
That was quite a lame rap. Stick to basketball.
*Test*
Wow…its works
Negrodamus Believes a Colonic(colon cleansing) performed on Shaq revealed a 15 pound block of Welches grape jelly, a replica of Vern Troyer and a Harry Potter limited edition book.
wow that means Vanessa licked hi a**, but he has on his wedding band , so he’s still married !
Ahh Haa Kobe got played
Negrodamus Believes a Colonic(colon cleansing) performed on Shaq revealed a 15 pound block of Welches grape jelly, a replica of Vern Troyer and a Harry Potter limited edition book.
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This post should be the one to shut this ***** down.
AS in…..”That’s all folks.”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**reaching for my Docta Martin Luffa tha Kang funeral fan**
**fannin’ myself with my Docta Martin Luffa tha Kang funeral fan**
So, something that Kobe said years ago, is the reason you’re getting divorced now? It doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that you screwed everything that could move? What an idiot!
test test
Shaq dont ***** up now! U said it so stand by it. Now all the sudden u were just playing. Whateva. Any man who go at another man like that, he meant it! (Look at G-Unit!)
Either way.. it was funny… Plus I cant stand Kobe and his punk ***** and punk ***** wife.
But yea Shaq… Kobe told on you… and that was some “*****-*****ness”… but truth is, you were the one with the vows… so blame your lil ‘ Shaq. LOl
I like Shaq Kobe is slowly but surely growing up. But My model in life is dn’t bring others dwn when u get caught. Thank god it wasn’t nothing incriminating.
Shaq is a lil *****. Bitter ***** nigguh is mad that his glory days were in L.A. and now it’s over for his old, flabby fat *****. Why are you still talking ***** when you were just complimenting the nigguh like a month ago. You sound as *****ing retarted and bi-polar as The Game talking ***** about then making up with 50. ***** is gay. Kobe has a good 8-9 years left in him, Shaq old Shrek looking ***** is done.
damn I guess im slow… i thought the ***** taste statement was like telling Kobe to kiss his *****.
Damn…All of you are some pretty deep thinkers!
(freaks! ) LOL
What a ***** KOBE is…never liked him still don’t especially dont after reading this ISHT…..
How dare he try to blow up somone’s spot? Just like a nitch if he’s going down…briging err body else down too!
SHAQ IS STILL BETTER THAN KOBE
**just stepped back into my office and wondering if they caught that snake I saw in here last week**
OK. I’m bored.
**I should e-mail BOSSIP about some superlatives**
Yep. That’s what I’ll do. If they don’t respond, I’ll give my own!
Lol!!!
CAN’T WAIT UNTIL KOBE IS OUT OF THE NBA
OK, nighthawks! Hold it down ’cause I’m outta here!
**1TruDiva has left the building**
SHAQ SHOULDA RAPPED ABOUT HOW KOBE COULDNT HANDLE PAUL PIERCE ON DEFENSE
thank you boston celtics for beating the fakers ( Kobe) Since he is a one man team. You don;t yell at your team mates grown men. And then expect them to play for your ***** to get all the glory.
I am a Boston Fan for life.
Damn BostonBitty. You real bitter bout them white women huh? I understand but damn do u really hav eto talk about the kids? Thats crazy n childish. But anyways Kobe was wrong for tellin on Shaq but Shaq was wrong for cheating. If its something you dont want people to know then you shouldnt be doing it. He seriously needs to stop rappin. that ***** is horrible!
Typical for a big, over-weight has-been to try and stay relevant by putting someone else down. While Kobe has moved on and is about to win gold with the rest of the best in the NBA Shaq is in some smokey club making a bigger ***** outta himself than he did getting run off the court by them old ***** Spurs….Why don’t you “freestyle” about how you couln’t get Phoenix over “the Hump” like your childish ***** claimed you would. Fat *****.
SMH.
Shaq need a tall gl***** of shut the ***** up coupled with a “sat down” sandwhich. He is too grown and lumpy to be pulling nignant ***** like this. It’s immature, bad for his image and bad for the league.
“Kobe eat my *****”…Wooooow! That ***** don’t sound to Kosher Shaq…
I know Ko’bay is a lil girl str8 up on some cry’n after he lost to the Celtic’s smack, he real girly thong’d da dong dong foe that and he got his azz hooped on by Paul P, lol crieddd like a lil betch after lose’n , he got ring’s previously he just wanted to have it all and the udda Vanessa’s drawl’s and rang’s on erry finger like Mike Jordan all in 1 , KLUCK him wit a handicapped possessed dic*
I stay MALO
@me
Ditto
Thanks I agree with you 100%, you saved me some typing.
@Kendra
Ditto
Thanks I agree with you 100%, you saved me some typing.
sell your boy out to save you own *****.
***** ***** nicca.
WTF???? Is Shaq serious? Five years after the fact? Get out of here. Anyway – I was more than happy to see the Celtics hand Kobe a beat down on a platter (Go KG)!
LMAO off at LB – “Uh… the better question is why in the HELL is Shaq still tryna rap?”
Gotta side with Kobe here. Shaq marriage ended because he was a crappy husband who cheated on his wife.
Shaq needs to retire from rapping and basketball and put on that monkey uniform and become 5-0 like he’s been hyping.
**********nessssss!!! Diddy had it right, men are *****es now. Its a sad day in American history Ladies but Men are better *****es then we are!!!!!
@yourmom
whooohooo you are so right!
Maybe if you were f*cking your wife right, instead of rapping, you’d still be married. DOn’t blame that ***** on Kobe, you slipped up and she found better *****!!! You see Kobe’s wife ain’t leave…that’s the power of good *****!!! For your size, 8 inches ain’t *****!!!!!
“I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced” Wow..I’ma take the mike next poetry night and kick that to the crowd to see what happens. Both these niccas need to sit the hell down, Shaq’s wife dipped because he sweats through matresses with other chicks and even though Kobe has a thing for dumpy trailer girls, his Misses has to stay reppin’ to keep those dollars so she can continue to ruin couture.
@Yourmom:
Amen! But then again…Puffy would know all about it!
All Shaq is admitting to the WORLD is that he’s still sweating Kobe and that the Lakers chose Kobe over Shaq. Kobe knows that he has not won a ring without Shaq…no need to rap about it…just be about it..instead of making yourself look like a fool.
@ OfficalTimeHater:
Amen and Amen! Best Line on the entire thread!
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his Misses has to stay reppin’ to keep those dollars so she can continue to ruin couture.
Shaq is a fast fading hoops legend, who needs to be working on his waist line instead of attempting to freestyle. Hit a free throw or two half a season azz nicca. His spit game at the home with wifey must be garbage as well. At least Kobe kept his wifey after his indesrection. Although the “you are the air I breath” line from Kobe was some lame, weak azz ish. If these cats really got beef with each other, make a date and get a fair one on. Minus that, they all just some smacking the gums, frontin azz niccas IMHO.
Kobe isn’t the reason your marriage is over. YOU’RE the reason your marriage is over. Geez!
WOW this is some funny stuff!! lmao but umm..i personally dont care for kobe..but its def not his fault why shaq’s marriage is over. but i aint gon lie that rap was hilarious *umm shaq please stick to b-ball*
I can’t stand Kobe he is a whiny bit@h baby…and when he got caught up he throws the light on someone that didn’t have $#!T to do with his F’up. Both guys are wrong for CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES…but when you are caught…take the $#!t like a man…own up to it admit it…move on.
Shaq is 100% correct; Kobe broke the unwritten “Man-Law”…….
….”Tell me how my ***** tastes!”
snitchin comes from jealousy…shaq should killhimself over that freestyle
I know this is ***** *****…His wife shows all that white trash no MATTER HOW much money she got is still WHITE TRASH….she always looks a mess with all that money she got…..Give a sista some money and we are like on Extreme makeover and in 30 days we are the *****…LOL
although kobe is a ***** *****…he is not the reason that shaq’s marriage is over…not being able to keep “little shaq” in his pants is…that being said kobe snitching ***** was dead wrong for throwing that man under the bus….and shaq although i don’t think hip-hop is dead i do believe that if you were to start rapping again it would commit suicide just so we wouldn’t have to be subjected to another shaq-fu…
Kobe is a ***** and I co-sign everything Shaq said. You don’t snitch on another man because you got caught….that’s a ***** move…By my last count Shaq has 4 rings…Kobe 3…and the 3 Kobe has was because of Shaq…
Damn Shaq..like that! lmao…but I bet these 2 are best of friends and laughing at this *****! who knows it could be a publicity stunt for Shaq azz! tryna come out with a cd or something who knows! LOL!
OMG THAT WAS SOO FUNNY, I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO!!!
“TELL ME HOW MY ***** TASTE” I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THAT BETWEEN THOSE TWO.
@ Richard I am in semi agreement with you. Kobe is a cheap *****, if you are going to stick your nastiness in skeezers at least give them a 20-30k as hush money, so you wont be paying 4 million dollars out to your wife. Hes just too damn cheap about it, and not a man. On the other hand, Shaq is an idiot, no one could ruin your marriage like you can, and to top it off his raps are garbage..
lol just read the new incerpt…shaq is an ***** for real..”and dont forget”..dont forget what? That part of you was alreayd forgotten stick to your day job lol
Shaq is a bafooon
Shaq really needs to shut up……siting on the couch watching the game……his team didn’t make it…..now he wanna talk sh*t…….and the suns ain’t going to make next year either….
…this from a man who was out-rapped by the Fu-Schnickens…
LOL @ Kendra…thats so true
Shaq…u can’t rap. U can’t shoot a free throw. Ur clumsy ***** is getting divorced cuz you wanted to go out and sew your royal oats in other *****es. Ain’t no woman in her right mind gonna stay with you–money or not- cuz money don’t buy happiness. And “tell me how my ***** taste”??? Dude are u *****ing serious. Even though that ***** is highly hilarious cuz ur wack ***** made an effort (that you still get an F for) you are still not gonna put full blame on Kobe for *****ing up your marriage.
KOBE–just cuz your wife wanted to stay with you for the money. (cuz i would have left your cheating ***** cuz I would still be getting paid regardless) that ain’t give you no right to put that man on blast for paying *****es not to confess to having sexed up Shaq’s big ***** and further more
who da hell wants to do him. I dont care how much money you got….have you seen him sweat???…EWWWWWWW
This is just pitiful. Shaq needs to take responsibility for his own actions. Noone told him to cheat and give any one ammunition to use it against him. Kobe kept his wife so maybe shaq should have done the same thing…A man is not a man unless he takes responsibilites for his own actions. He cant blame koby he needs to blame hisself for being a dog. The remark about the finales is a joke. He is making comments while sitting on his coach at hom. He wasnt even an option. He was a back seat driver. Kobe babe enjoy your wife and family and letthis child go up to be a man one day and take responsiblity for his actions. Thats a joke…
Shaq has 4 rings….Kobe has 3….
No Skank, You ratted yourself out when you cheated, Did Kobe force your dk, in all them women… No I did not say so,, you getting a Divorce because you are a male ho,, and I hope the wife gets more than half,, I hate it when these no good dogs blame everyone but themselves when they get caught being nasty fking every groupie in eyesight..
how you gon blame kobe for your wife being a w*****, buying football players houses and *****, and you just a big ***** ***** tall enough for the net, that aint balling thats baby sitting, kobe *****, shaq aint nothin but a *****in wall for smaller players, leykis 101 *****
“Tell me how my ***** tastes.” CL*****IC!
its not kobe’s fault shaq is getting a divorce but he is still a hoe for dry snitchin.
thats just man code, you told tell your homie’s ol’ lady hes cheating on her! dats just a ***** move!
*you DONT tell*
I don’t think that the “Tell me how my ***** taste” line is referring to Vanessa tossing his salad. I think he is telling Kobe to kiss his *****. It does, however, sound a bit homo-erotic.
he sounded so stupid. why doesn’t someone tell Shaq that he can not rap… he is just big and stupid…
i fill that kobe is a hater not saying that it was right for shaq but no one knew what was going on unlike other people everyone found out now you are salty and you have to do extra to stay with yours and you could have bought that hoe a lollipop and she would have been happy
shaq is the man yet superhead said that his pee-pee is very small in her book / kobe is a dam fool this goldigger wife just using this snitch for his money 4mil ring for the queen of the w*****s he visit hersey highway every week and vagreedy just waits for the next gift sucker ***** simp kobe buttsonly.kobe
kobe is a ***** on the left and right side of his brain/***** he does know how my ***** taste too punk***** taste like cheap chinese food with added farts/kobe sit your snitch ***** down dummy/ letting that wife rob your ***** like oj running for that trophy kobe snitch for life rob his tacky ***** vanessa
shaq you should put your big-***** foot up “superhead” *****hole she called your card bro / kobe is a *****-hunter on his days off
OH NO: SHAQ HAS LOST HIS BADGE BECAUSE OF THIS!
Too bad, so sad. Should have just sat down somewhere and stayed quiet.
kobe is pure ***** i’m glad l.a. lost the championship.
First off, ***** all ya’ll Kobe haters. Shaq got his fourth ring with the help of D-Wade and the officials, so shut it down *****es. And if he could actually lay pipe, his wife wouldn’t be looking elsewhere.
….oh, and ya momma!!!!