Bossip | Gossip for the Hardcore | Black Celebrity & Entertainment News

1st

Uh… the better question is why in the HELL is Shaq still tryna rap?

Another day, another beef!

I knew Shaq was still pissed about that. Kobe was way out of line there… I dunno what to say. Kobe hasn’t won it since Shaq left…

Both men are great basketball players.

Kobe was stupid 4 not getting a prenup & lucky as hell that Vanessa aint go 4 divorce.

I really like Shaq. He is a big nice guy. I think what Shaunie did is wrong.

, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.” This has to be the worst line ever written. How are you gonna belame Kobe cause you couldn’t be faithful didnt you see Tyler Perry’s “whats done in the dark” Shaq U are a washed up clown. This rapping should get you a good carrer in comedy loser!

No Shaq:

You are getting a divorce because of YOU

4th!

Shaq is a fool .. blame your own cheating ass for your wife leaving you, like the responsibility is all Kobe’s .. and how can he blast someone for not winning … um where was his team? he need to sit his old ass down somewhere and try to get in good with Shaunie before she do a Juanit Jordan on his ass.

@Veronica Haha lol j/p

HEY, KOBE WAE WRONG BUT COME ON SHAQ YOU ARE GETTING A DIVORCE BECAUSE JUST LIKE ALOT OF RICH MEN YOU CAN’T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

@nurse Gigi

I feel u but come on. Whta use is it being rich if you can’t afford the best coochie money can buy?

Seriously though rich men pay for silence not ass. Kobe should have been more of a man.

F* Shaq has-been ass!

Shaq got eliminated in the 1st round, so who needed who’s help?

The only b*tch made n***a here is you Shaq, that’s why your wifey was stealing your paper right from under your nose.

Stick to paying for p***y Shaq, because you have zero skills w/ the mic.. sorta like the free-throw line.

I DON’T KNOW-SUPERHEAD TOLD US ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE PACKAGE HE’S HOLDING-MAYBE SHAUNIE WAS EMBARRASSED AT THAT POINT

OH yea Shaq has a ring WITHOUT Kobe so he already proved he can do it. Kobe cant get anything accomplished

i was there last night @ the Village Underground when he did it…it was funny as shyt! pure comedy!He was asked to freestyle after Peter Gunz, Peter’s son and Bobby Mc Ferrin’s son went on. They r actually making a bigger deal than it actually was .Fu** outta her wit this firestartin’!

blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”

did anybody else catch this? is there anyone who has witnessed Nessa tossing Shaqs salad? anyone? anyone?

finesseyoswagger

the son is Corey Gunz

ok…?

To ALL that saw this as Funny and a Clever-Freestyle and Fun-n-Jokes… I with YOU and THAT S-H-I-T was Hilarious

To the ONE’S that choose to call a NBA Legend who still makes 20+ million a year and will Beat-The-F-U-C-K out of any of you if you DARE talk that stuff to his face…

Tell Me HIS AZZ TASTE

BTW Shaq has 2 platinum and 3 Gold Albums to his credit, EXACTLY How many do Y’all Have… I’m SURE they are ALOT of Rappers that wouldn’t mind being that WHACK or Has-Beens that wish they could STILL pull-down $20 Million a year

Um that line is hella wack so I hope thats not a direct qoute, I thought Shaq was getting a divorce because his wife was doing major dirt in the form of taking care of her personal trainer very personably. Still I believe Kobe should have not brought Shaq’s name up I mean he didn’t get none of that ugly mugley that was all Kobe.

Shaq had me rollin talking about Kobe losing the playoffs.But why would he want another man to “taste his ass”?? Anyway I thought those two made up in front of the camera, is the beef back on again? Dang.

I wasn’t mentioning the son to highlight the son,I was going through the order of events that led to this display that was in fact FUNNY AS HELL that’s y naming the son wasn’t relevant. thx anyway

Oh yeah Shaq could of kept that comment about him getting a vasectomy. I did not need to know that.

the video is on myspace videos

what is wrong with these two? let it gooo, Shaq you was gonna get a divorce anyway cuz you cant keep yo shyt in your pants and then Kobe just lucky he got a full time gold digger that dont wanna divorce his dumb azz….

SHAQ WAS JUST FUNNING AROUND AS USUAL…HERE’S HIS RECENT STATEMENT:

Shaq Diesel just told ESPN’s Stephen Smith: “I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”

& i was telling you his name was Corey Gunz because i actually knew who you were talking about, but you’re welcome..

DAMMIT SHAQ! Why are you still trying to rap? Are people encouraging this type of foolisness.

SHAQ DAMMIT! F*CK WHO RATTED YOU OUT? YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR D*CK IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN THERE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TO RAT OUT. I MEAN COME ON. A SERIOUS CASE OF BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.

Let it go Shaq… that stuff is ancient history.(so are you by the way)

I knew he would be giddy when the Lakers lost though.

Maybe he got liquered up a bit, you know how that tends to loosen one’s tongue.

@ im just me

Yeah, the host actually encouraged it ,lol, he was the one who called him outta the crowd even after Shaq protested(yeah right, u know his ass REALLY wanted to go up there!) and asked him to “spit” (if u could even call it that)

LET ME FIND OUT THAT SHAQ IS PUNKING OUT B/C OF KOBE.

How did Shaq get 2 platinum records??????

Yall folks will buy anything won’t you…

Did Kobe’s album go platinum too??

Kobe tell me how my ass taste unh kobe tell me how my ass taste yeah Kobe tell me how my ass taste

Priceless

If Shaq couldn’t play ball he’d be rapping as a career and we’d all have to listen to him rhyme every day.

Thank you Lord for b-ball

@ inocentbistandr

I agree but u know some folks take everything said as LAW. IT’S JUST A SONG.

@The Bear

That’s funny. I would also like to add that he would be trying to make movies also.

Thank God he kept his day jobs.

Seriously, like most of you said, he is getting a divorce because of him. He need to accept that fact!

OK. Kobe and Shaq. Shaq and Kobe–

Why do I get the feeling that they know each other intimately?

LOL!!!!!

“My son’s parole officer said it’s gonna be alright”

I swear–that name is priceless!

Lol!!!! Lol!!!

@ Richard

I agree, Kobe is a big baby for that.

Shaq: Why not just wife the one you REALLY want. That’s fulfillment.

The freetyle was rather funny, it was just on ESPN. Hey Kobe gets everything he supposed to get after he named dropped Shaq for no aparent reason. He had no,’if I snitch than Im outta hot water’ he just ncame out with it for no reason. Thats called throwing people under the bus and since than I had no respect for Kobe, even though he is the best player in the NBA. He also ratted out Rick Fox. Hey wrong is wrong, but dont tell my business cause you in trouble & you chose the wrong white b*tch.

@ ELove The market was way diffrent back then tell Shaq-Fu to put an album ot know and watch it go “wood”

Didn’t Shaq just get signed to the Phoenix Suns another 2 years for 42 million dollars!!?? Sit your ass down Shaq and let that mess go! Most of all stop trying to rap.

I see it like this. Kobe is a sheisty, fake dude. He abovi has little respect for women and none for the TEAM concept. I’m not saying that any of this Athlete womanizing is right but i do beleive theri is a code amoung them. Kobe in my opinion was just mad b/c like sooooo soooo sooo many other black men before him, he found himself in trouble with the law over some stank, white ho. tisk tisk….when will they ever learn. As if that Spanish video ho turned house wife he ad at home wasn’t close enuff to sraight haired ivory perfection for him. he had to have the real THING. he’s a whack, trifling head. Shaq is fool himself, but Kobe is just a cancer wherevr he goes and has no indearing qualities. but lately’s he’s been trynna act like Mr. Charasmatic, kissing them lil big eyebrowed mullatoe babie of his after a game. LIKE HE’S A FAMILY MAN!

Shaq rappin’=Vanilla Ice=MC Hammer=Will Smith=Tone Loc=…the list is ENDLESS…need I say more?

REAL NEWS: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? SOME PPL NEED THEIR ASS BEAT TO LEARN A LESSON!!

NEW YORK – Don Imus has once again injected race into his radio show. During an on-air conversation Monday about the arrests of suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones, Imus asked, “What color is he?”

ADVERTISEMENT

Told by sports announcer Warner Wolf that Jones is “African-American,” Imus responded: “There you go. Now we know.”

Civil rights leader Al Sharpton issued a statement calling the exchange disturbing “because it plays into stereotypes.” He says his National Action Network was still deciding how to respond.

Imus was fired from his previous show last year after he made a racially charged comment about the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

Representatives for Imus and WABC Radio haven’t returned calls.

lol its just jokes between Shaq and Kobster, no harm no foul

Yeah you’re right @CJ… With Souja Boy being the Baddest Rapper out there now and Shaq being able to Free-style and All He couldn’t possibly go to his studio and Write-n-Produce and album that could touch ANYTHING that Soulja Boy and them cats are doing now… I MEAN Really what famous person or Rapper would want to be caught dead with Shaq since he’s a Has-Been and all

YOU DO KNOW I’m being Very Sarcastic, Don’t You

Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club ((((–blackcentury.com–)))or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether it is true or not.

*WITH*

That was too funny and he knows darned well he meant every word…lol.

I am mad Finesse mentioned Tone Loc…stop it. And Vanilla Ice Ice Baby!

FYI according to Shaq’s wiki page: he had 1 platinum and 2 gold,not 2 platinum albums. That doesn’t make it better though.

That was quite a lame rap. Stick to basketball.

*Test*

Wow…its works

Negrodamus Believes a Colonic(colon cleansing) performed on Shaq revealed a 15 pound block of Welches grape jelly, a replica of Vern Troyer and a Harry Potter limited edition book.

wow that means Vanessa licked hi a**, but he has on his wedding band , so he’s still married !

Ahh Haa Kobe got played

So, something that Kobe said years ago, is the reason you’re getting divorced now? It doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that you screwed everything that could move? What an idiot!

test test

I like Shaq Kobe is slowly but surely growing up. But My model in life is dn’t bring others dwn when u get caught. Thank god it wasn’t nothing incriminating.

damn I guess im slow… i thought the ass taste statement was like telling Kobe to kiss his ass.

Damn…All of you are some pretty deep thinkers!

(freaks! ) LOL

SHAQ IS STILL BETTER THAN KOBE

CAN’T WAIT UNTIL KOBE IS OUT OF THE NBA

OK, nighthawks! Hold it down ’cause I’m outta here!

**1TruDiva has left the building**

SHAQ SHOULDA RAPPED ABOUT HOW KOBE COULDNT HANDLE PAUL PIERCE ON DEFENSE

thank you boston celtics for beating the fakers ( Kobe) Since he is a one man team. You don;t yell at your team mates grown men. And then expect them to play for your ass to get all the glory.

I am a Boston Fan for life.

Typical for a big, over-weight has-been to try and stay relevant by putting someone else down. While Kobe has moved on and is about to win gold with the rest of the best in the NBA Shaq is in some smokey club making a bigger ass outta himself than he did getting run off the court by them old ass Spurs….Why don’t you “freestyle” about how you couln’t get Phoenix over “the Hump” like your childish ass claimed you would. Fat Bastard.

I know Ko’bay is a lil girl str8 up on some cry’n after he lost to the Celtic’s smack, he real girly thong’d da dong dong foe that and he got his azz hooped on by Paul P, lol crieddd like a lil betch after lose’n , he got ring’s previously he just wanted to have it all and the udda Vanessa’s drawl’s and rang’s on erry finger like Mike Jordan all in 1 , KLUCK him wit a handicapped possessed dic* I stay MALO

WTF???? Is Shaq serious? Five years after the fact? Get out of here. Anyway – I was more than happy to see the Celtics hand Kobe a beat down on a platter (Go KG)!

LMAO off at LB – “Uh… the better question is why in the HELL is Shaq still tryna rap?”

Gotta side with Kobe here. Shaq marriage ended because he was a crappy husband who cheated on his wife.

Shaq needs to retire from rapping and basketball and put on that monkey uniform and become 5-0 like he’s been hyping.

@yourmom

whooohooo you are so right!

“I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced” Wow..I’ma take the mike next poetry night and kick that to the crowd to see what happens. Both these niccas need to sit the hell down, Shaq’s wife dipped because he sweats through matresses with other chicks and even though Kobe has a thing for dumpy trailer girls, his Misses has to stay reppin’ to keep those dollars so she can continue to ruin couture.

@Yourmom:

Amen! But then again…Puffy would know all about it!

All Shaq is admitting to the WORLD is that he’s still sweating Kobe and that the Lakers chose Kobe over Shaq. Kobe knows that he has not won a ring without Shaq…no need to rap about it…just be about it..instead of making yourself look like a fool.

@ OfficalTimeHater:

Amen and Amen! Best Line on the entire thread!

_________________________________________________

his Misses has to stay reppin’ to keep those dollars so she can continue to ruin couture.

Shaq is a fast fading hoops legend, who needs to be working on his waist line instead of attempting to freestyle. Hit a free throw or two half a season azz nicca. His spit game at the home with wifey must be garbage as well. At least Kobe kept his wifey after his indesrection. Although the “you are the air I breath” line from Kobe was some lame, weak azz ish. If these cats really got beef with each other, make a date and get a fair one on. Minus that, they all just some smacking the gums, frontin azz niccas IMHO.

Kobe isn’t the reason your marriage is over. YOU’RE the reason your marriage is over. Geez!

WOW this is some funny stuff!! lmao but umm..i personally dont care for kobe..but its def not his fault why shaq’s marriage is over. but i aint gon lie that rap was hilarious *umm shaq please stick to b-ball*

Shaq is 100% correct; Kobe broke the unwritten “Man-Law”…….

….”Tell me how my ass tastes!”

snitchin comes from jealousy…shaq should killhimself over that freestyle

OMG THAT WAS SOO FUNNY, I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO!!!

“TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE” I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THAT BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

@ Richard I am in semi agreement with you. Kobe is a cheap bastard, if you are going to stick your nastiness in skeezers at least give them a 20-30k as hush money, so you wont be paying 4 million dollars out to your wife. Hes just too damn cheap about it, and not a man. On the other hand, Shaq is an idiot, no one could ruin your marriage like you can, and to top it off his raps are garbage..

lol just read the new incerpt…shaq is an ass for real..”and dont forget”..dont forget what? That part of you was alreayd forgotten stick to your day job lol

Shaq is a bafooon

Shaq really needs to shut up……siting on the couch watching the game……his team didn’t make it…..now he wanna talk sh*t…….and the suns ain’t going to make next year either….

…this from a man who was out-rapped by the Fu-Schnickens…

LOL @ Kendra…thats so true

This is just pitiful. Shaq needs to take responsibility for his own actions. Noone told him to cheat and give any one ammunition to use it against him. Kobe kept his wife so maybe shaq should have done the same thing…A man is not a man unless he takes responsibilites for his own actions. He cant blame koby he needs to blame hisself for being a dog. The remark about the finales is a joke. He is making comments while sitting on his coach at hom. He wasnt even an option. He was a back seat driver. Kobe babe enjoy your wife and family and letthis child go up to be a man one day and take responsiblity for his actions. Thats a joke…

Shaq has 4 rings….Kobe has 3….

No Skank, You ratted yourself out when you cheated, Did Kobe force your dk, in all them women… No I did not say so,, you getting a Divorce because you are a male ho,, and I hope the wife gets more than half,, I hate it when these no good dogs blame everyone but themselves when they get caught being nasty fking every groupie in eyesight..

“Tell me how my ass tastes.” CLASSIC!

*you DONT tell*

I don’t think that the “Tell me how my ass taste” line is referring to Vanessa tossing his salad. I think he is telling Kobe to kiss his ass. It does, however, sound a bit homo-erotic.

he sounded so stupid. why doesn’t someone tell Shaq that he can not rap… he is just big and stupid…

kobe is a anal on the left and right side of his brain/ass he does know how my ass taste too punkass taste like cheap chinese food with added farts/kobe sit your snitch ass down dummy/ letting that wife rob your ass like oj running for that trophy kobe snitch for life rob his tacky ass vanessa

shaq you should put your big-ass foot up “superhead” asshole she called your card bro / kobe is a ass-hunter on his days off

OH NO: SHAQ HAS LOST HIS BADGE BECAUSE OF THIS!

Too bad, so sad. Should have just sat down somewhere and stayed quiet.

….oh, and ya momma!!!!