HOT A$$ MESS of 2010: Teyana “the Treasure Troll” Taylor Gets a Magazine Cover

Posted on January 4th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Attention Slores, For Your Viewing Pleasure, Magazine Covers, News, Teairra Mari

Teyana Taylor is about as bad as Kim Kardashian, being famous for NO DAMN REASON but some odd reason she keeps getting work. Teyana Taylor and Teairra Mari are on the cover of Kontrol magazine looking like Beauty and the Beast and a reject from the movie Twilight.

Pop it for a Peek

Maybe Kontrol Magazine couldn’t book anyone else to do the photo shoot. Teyana has already failed and hasn’t come out with anything except her little song Google Me and look what happened to that… SMH!!!

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  • KeepNit2Real

    they both look good on this cover….yum

  • dsgsgg

    Meh………..

  • BapBarbie

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  • Anonymous

    Who has ever heard of this magazine?

  • Dj CutSmooth

    Looks chopable to me

  • chaka1

    Not bad. That chick has a great PR agency. They managed to keep her in the press for basically just hanging out.

  • Shy

    She looks pretty damn good to me.

  • PraDaMaMa

    NOT GOOD PIC’S OF HER AT ALL….SHE LOOKS LIKE A WITCH

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Where are all these Alpha references coming from??!! Is she Miss Black & Gold?

  • I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since: 1983. HAPPY NEW YEAR BOSSIP FOLK. 102 DAYS!!!

    NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

    I am just not feeling this cover and why are either of these people on it.

    Not feeling the ripped fishnets either. That look is very played out.

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name # 9304026339482056536 ™

    What the heck is up with her lips?

  • LooksLikes…

    trying a lil too hard…

  • Gmen

    not bad

  • Sylmarvelous

    Dang, did they have to pick 2 n0bodies?!

  • Deirdre B Pride

    You guys are so not nice for this one…….Or two.

  • ChellBellz

    Should have gotten a different stylist…they trying but they didn’t get it.

  • SHIFFON

    I LIKE TEYANA & THINK IF SHE CAN GET A JOB DOING SOMETHING IN THE INDUSTRIE MORE POWER TO HER & BY THE WAY SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN Teairra Mari, Teyana has an exotic look I like that!
    Do the damn thing!

  • MadeByChevy25

    What kind of Magizine is this to have these two nobodies on the cover and and T.Taylor is a mess all by herself.

  • Somali Ninga

    15 minutes are up in 5,4,…

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    She has a face that never changes..they both do, so I bet Teyana always plays dress up with make-up and I bet people get so creative doodling on her, she gets all these jjobs!!

  • Jamaquina.Cubana

    I think Teyana is a very pretty girl…I luv her hair…but she needs to start making movements and get off Twitter and ChrisBreezy’s nutsac! Start doing things for the betterment of YOURSELF Teyana and leave the shady characters bringing you down, alone!!

  • a friend

    teyanna looks amazing

  • Lush_Us_Lipps

    They both look nice, but the pic looks gay

  • MizASterling

    I love the fact that the cover boasts an “Exclusive” with Melyssa Ford, like she wouldn’t give it up for a Bag o’ Weave and some Promises.

    Girl, Bye.

    And the only things I wish for Miz Taylor are:

    A bra for them tid days.
    Some lotion for them hands.
    A belt for that waist band,

    and a guarantee that she’ll stay out of Walmart’s “I’m so Hood” section.

  • ms. brandy baby

    damn what house is she about to set on fire?

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name # 9304026339482056536 ™

    Hey lush_us_lipps, How the holidays and how is the weather in Chi-town? im right near you and its -6 degrees in the the STL!!

  • http://deleted CriticXtreme

    Again, has a “fame” status for doing nothing. Also look at the picture. This is another case of GOD not being focused during the creation process. She definitely have a face and a purse only a mother would love.

  • I Aint Lyin

    She look aight when not talking but that new york accent pack of newps a day voice really highlights and forces focus onto the treasure troll grill

  • Holla

    What’s up with the first photo though…that shyt is RI-DIC-U-LOUS!

  • AWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAP!!!!!

    Woo, Lawdy. Tragic.

  • Adrienne K

    Hate those lips!!!!!!!!!!! She does look like a troll!!

  • whoa

    ooh i like how teyana has her done like Janet on the cover of her “Control” album…nice shout out there teyana!

  • http://unknowntheartist.wordpress.com unknowntheartist

    well, that’s a pretty respectable magazine if I ever saw one- they couldn’t even spell Teairra’s name right on the cover!

  • LadyInBlack

    ANYBODY CAN BE FAMOUS…WHY BECAUSE WE HAVE TE FREEDOM TO BE SO….BASICALLY IF UR WELL KNOWN=YOUR FAMOUS IF YOUR POPULAR=YOUR FAMOUS…and so on and so on…anybody that is livin can be famous rather locally..natinally…or personally….hell im famous because why…I FKN SAID SO…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS…TEYANA AND TEAIRRA ARE MY GIRLS…Teyana is very talented and Ms Mari has a voice Rihanna only wish she had….only God knows why that girl was created to be more successful then someone that was and IS actually blessed with a singing talent.

  • tah

    same features as rihanna if you call her beast then so must be rihanna then so shut up with favoutism

  • Nikki

    TT y are U on Downelink a gay social network sayin ur not homo wen these pic clearly state the obvious… in the words of Riley Freeman Ni$$a you Gay..

  • combatcook24

    IN THE FLICK UP TOP, SHE LOOK LIKE EVE ON CRACK!!!!

  • monet

    I meant “ease up”!

  • bx

    teyana is just that famouse by association and a one hit wonder…..

  • PRETTY LIL MISS

    OH MY MOTHA%UCKIN DOODNESS THIS YOUNG LADY LOOKS LIKE BACK END OF A BABY MONKEYS AZZ. SHE DESERVES TWO TICKETS AND A CITATION ONE FOR THAT HAIR ONE FOR THAT FACE AND ONE FOR THAT GET UP.

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