Fill In The Blank: Topless Tiger On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

Posted on January 4th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Fill in The Blank, News, Sports, Tiger Woods

Fill in the Blank: Tiger took his shirt off because __________

Vanity Fair seized the opportunity to use some previously unseen photos of Tiger by Annie Leibovitz for their February issue which explores — What Else? — his infidelity scandal!!!

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  • The Brown Hornet

    Because he can – better than seeing Rick Ross without his shirt on…

  • Re

    Bahahahaha!

    I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing at this picture.

    Come on Tiger, enough now.

  • Keepnit100

    The checks have officially stopped coming in…some have

  • LYRICS

    becuz that’s what he’s GOOD @ DOIN’!!! LMAO

  • LYRICS

    B/C THAT’S WHAT HE THINKS HE’S GOOD @ DOIN’!!!

  • oh please

    WHY!!!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP IT …… and this a page from Kanye’s method…..lol

  • Keepnit100

    Lol…I cosign that B. Hornet…rick ross should be banned from taking his shirt off in public!

  • Re

    LMAO! Tiger whyeeeee?

  • darealwifey

    I think this is the real Tiger.

  • HollaBack

    desperate for attention.. Yuck, they look burnt!!

  • Smitty Black

    Because there are two women who still have not got at him!!! LOL

  • http://www.blackwiz.biz tiray

    Great move!
    Way to go! Make the hater’s hate! HAHAHAHA!

    (Don’tcha love when hater’s say: I’m not hatin,i’m just sayin)

    Think

  • Old Timer

    Looking at Tiger in that picture………..two words come to mind.

    Jungle Thug.

  • Bossip is Obsessed with Rihanna

    …he is about to get a Thug Life tat.

  • Old Timer

    Notice how they used the lighting, the hat and Tiger’s non-smiling countenance to denote a more sinister character. Now, he looks like a thug and a rapist.

    Sammy Sosa may need to get Tiger some of his bleaching cream.

  • Ronnelle Harvey

    The reason Tiger is being ridiculed so bad is because he is a man with money. Maybe he fell out of love with his wife and just forgot to tell her….Lol and it took so many woman cause he was trying to find the right one. He loves the Rachel Uchinel alot. let the man be… but to all of Tigers Kittens you gotta be a hell of a woman to keep his eyes on you….lol Let the Tiger Roar…lol

  • WhatAWorld

    Also this pic looks like something straight out of OZ!

  • STEFANY

    A hat does wonders for Tiger’s looks because he fugly with his receding hair line showing.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTWFHprmRk uhh yeah ok.

    Ronnelle

    Actually it’s because he’s a black sports athlete with more money than the average white cat. Those people hate black athletes when they mess up because you are supposed to be there for their entertainment. Like they say on the boards they pay your bills.. especially golf they gave this boy a pass with a grin waiting for this on the low..

  • Yuke! That Nasty Black Body Has To Go

    I though Tiger looked more like a light skinned black man that dark skin doesn’t fit him.

  • Oh My!! Is Body Looks Off

    What happend to you Tiger?

  • citiboi

    because ni@@as cant tell him shyte

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTWFHprmRk uhh yeah ok.

    This cover just shows you how big of a joke he is.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTWFHprmRk uhh yeah ok.

    but then again all the puppets for that big fat check are jokes in the long run. Music, sports all of that. They own you and you still give ‘em something to talk about.. Dummy!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTWFHprmRk uhh yeah ok.

    An you know the white men with money like him screw anything and everything that walks. They were probably patting his back ’till this came out.. You’re not one of them, face it Tiger..

  • Holla

    I always wondered what Tiger looked like without his shirt…and now I see…maybe it was best to keep wondering b/c he aint got shyt.

  • Gimmeabreak 78

    Tiger took his shirt off because __________

    He’s going to lose it in the divorce settlement.

  • PETE

    keep smashing them sonw bunnys tiger!!!! no sista’s dude! LMFAO!!!!!

  • MizASterling

    P.S, if your writing skills are a reflection of said “White Schools”, you can have them.

    Talkin like you just rollin over the keyboard putting constantents where vowels should be. SMH.

    White Schools.

    Ha.

  • Dirty Diana…Let Me Be ♪

    Ewww, what a horribel photo

  • FWW

    No comment on the picture, but I did read the article. Vanity Fair always manages to surprise me, and this was indeed a well written article. I wished they’d psychoanalyzed him a bit more, but overall, very good read.

  • http://bjackson137 bjackson

    BECAUSE, WHAT ELSE IS LEFT. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN EXPOSED!!!!

  • KeepNit2Real

    git dat money tiger!

  • Deirdre B Pride

    He looks damn good to me. Why is everybody obsessed and worried about his private life? Try getting ur own. Too much time on ur hands.

  • BrandNu2010

    {{{CRICKETS}}}

  • Butterscotch™

    I think the photographer, Annie Leibovitz, actually took this photo in 2006. So, this photo was just laying around on someone’s hard drive for 3 years and pulled out for use in the current issue after the scandal broke.

  • GotYou

    I would have had them airbrush some real defined abs on if I were Tiger. The hat I understand his hair has been running away from that ugly azz face of his for years.

  • heygurrrl!

    @Butter

    Im with you, its amazes me how, this photo has never seen the light of day and suddenly when the he gets a negative image..this pic pops up.

    He mite as well have THUG LIFE tatted on his chest LMAO!!!! They made sure to release that pic of him looking like a straigt GOON!!! very calculated!!! They trying to destroy him. That is really how white people think of him! Thouht you had them fooled, didnt ya Tiger!!

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • heygurrrl!

    LOL, this shi*t cracks me up!!! They just released this crap, to further kill his image!! I was never a fan of tiger, but dam why they trying to take him down!!

  • jjj

    He can get it…! I’d hit, BUT he is married. LMFAOOOO!!

  • loveHR

    Stop it already, he did it (BIG) and now it’s done. Stop bringing up ole shyt. But he does look a dude in jail, all you need is some abrs in front of his face..lol!

  • Hot Chocolate

    Because he has the eye of the tiger…lol

  • Carol

    As a black woman, I wasn’t a Tiger Woods’ fanatic. Mostly because I thought he was only interested in white women. But I did cheer him on because he was still pretty much representing black people on the golf course, and it’s no denying he’s a great athlete. I even thought he was kind of cute. I know he made the calabasian statement but how many black you’ve heard said that got some Indian and white ancestry. I think later he just said that it was more a joke. I remember him laughing when he said it on Oprah. Now, it’s a freaking witch hunt out there for him because he’s a rich, black man. I was happy that the white golfer John Daly stood up for Tiger because he did a lot of what Tiger did, but he was never dragged through the mud to the extent Tiger was. It’s just like the Barry Bonds steroid situation. It was always questionnable if Barry did it. He was the poster child for it, though. All the stories and jokes centered around Barry. But once it was found out that the great white pitcher Roger Clemmons did steroids, then the issue got pretty much dropped by the media. Black people we got to realize that our people have faults, but so do these white people. We got to be more supportive of our own. Because racist white society tries to destroy about any black person that succeeds to a high level. So that means supporting our athletes, entertainers, politicians, business men and women, etc..

  • Carol

    If people missed it, the picture is an old picture that they just put on the magazine. As far as the coloring of the magazine, for you who don’t know Vanity Fair uses those grayish, dark colors a lot for their covers, especially Annie Lebowitz.

  • deniro1974

    I guess he is getting money for this…. he will need every penny I think…

  • Hmmm

    This picture makes me literally LOL!!!

  • Jess

    yo I dont know but i imagined his having a better body than that… Damn

  • Common Sense

    @heygurrrl!

    LOL Thug Life Tattooed on his chest!

  • chaka1

    Tiger’s got a great body.

  • davina

    wow, he looks like a black guy in that cover!!
    does he still consider himself cablasian, come on tigerr..lol

  • white male

    So much for the Tiger on Roids speculation

  • nothankyou

    annie leibovitz, the photographer, is more than broke. she owes millions. if she owned this, it was wise of her to sell it now.

  • Britchick91!

    jail house pics
    lol i agree w/ divine

  • Why must I cry

    I’m sorry but Tiger actually looks cute here. The hat works wonders for his face body just okay.

  • brandimus

    he should have kept his shirt on. I’m confused, because i was expecting a Reggie Bush body, but instead got a nick cannon one. ugh. FAIL tigher

  • Delight23

    I’m with Re…..I cant stop laughing. LMAO!!

    Oh lawd. looks like hes fresh outta da prison yard.

    Boy bye.

  • Delight23

    how da hell can you find anything, ANYTHING remotely attractive in this picture.

    higher standards please. ugh. and enough with the he looks better than________ and the at least he’s not_______ crap. focus

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    this cover is a disgrace!

  • Gmen

    Who has told that all mixed kids are beautiful?

  • Gmen

    white and asians boys anti sh’t FACT

  • Gmen

    i’m so happy that he’s not black

  • Kimmie- Southern Belle

    ..he wanted to. Looks good to me! Keep your head up Tiger!

  • JerseyCutie

    He doesn’t look that bad

  • Kay-The Beautiful One

    Wow thats unfortunate bc they were taken a while back and probably not meant for the statement that this picture will make on this cover, but people will buy the magazine

  • White Girl

    Black men looks nansty and gross all they can do for a white girl is give us kids with light bronze natural skin tones so our white kids don’t have to tan like us.

    Also black men give our mixed kids curly hair thats all a black man is good for giving us white women half black kids so we can have kids with different skin tones like the black women have.

  • White Girl

    Thanks Black Men for giving us kids with skin tone and curly hair.

  • Rastanya

    Tiger messed up his marriage, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s the best Golf player in the world – no one can take that from him.

  • courtney

    His eyes are scary.He looks like a sociopath.Money or no money.Tiger’s eyes say alot.He’s a chameleon.No thanks.

  • http://mugu@yaro.com Mugu Yaro

    He’s trying to attract the next skanky @ss white ho!

  • gorgeous

    …he’s tryin hard to save his face (and his endorsments)and he wants to get more “groupies” lol

  • Yoda

    His anatomy is a little off,and they could’ve photoshopped those nips.

  • Jamaquina.Cubana

    But he looks cute nonetheless!

    @ WhiteGirl….

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Of all the races, YOURS has got to be the most mentally messed up of all! Hands down!
    That’s why YOURS instigates so much NEGATIVE in the world!
    And with that being said, ‘carry on’ b/c you are what you are and there is NO HELP for you!
    Good luck in life!

  • obamadrama

    Not tryn to start nutn but this is the blackest Tiger has ever looked. He actually looks like a every day brutha wit dat scully on his head.

  • deesac

    The thing that kills me is, white people cheat more than black folks they get more divorces then black folks. And the they cover there tracks and protray the black man as if he’s the worst thing since 911, and would you believe it blacks feed right into that as well. I believe its call reverse racism.

  • my2cents

    LMMFAO @ Jamaiqina Cubana! You stole my comment!!! They white girls can have Tiger’s ass. Not feeling him or that pic AT ALL!

  • VanGogh

    The man has the work ethic, determination, mental toughness, otherworldly coolness under pressure and sportsmanship that are legendary. These too count as part of his character… even his moral character. This is based on the testimony of his coaches, friends, enemies and other players as well as what the world has witnessed. All of that does not suddenly become a lie… it is still as true as it was before Nov 27.

    The new Tiger, the real one, is far more interesting than the automaton created by his handlers who came later. Tiger can emerge from this meltdown as what Tom Wolf might call “a man in full,” a complete human being, flawed and filled with needs, as we all are. The old Tiger was a child trying to live up to others’ expectations. The real Tiger is a man choosing to live his own life.

    His infidelities can be described as an unhappy relationship. He should divorce that violent woman and be himself while committing to be a good dad.

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