FIRST! Finally!

A big southern wedding? I’m sure it will be complete with:

1. Groomesmen named Beauford and Jebediah

2. Lots of pork and greasy fried food that will putting you to sleep instantly

3. Souped up Oldsmobile’s and Caprice’s

4. DJ that will play electric slide and the Cha Cha slide at least 4 times, minus the requests

….I wish I could be there.

**grammar error on Number 4 (food that will putyou to sleep…)

I can’t even beleive she is interested in him? Does he even have any money? Maybe true love does exist???? MAYBE…

Money,Money,he’s a big teddybear,hope she dont play him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Money,Money,he’s a big teddybear,hope she dont play him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

is she pregnant?

LOL @ RE

For real, he copped her..he must have some game and money! Oh he probably sang to her!

@Re

watch what you say about southern weddings!lol

Some women do like big men. I do. I used to be so in love with Heavy D cock-eyed self.

@CAT EYES

LOL, I went to one last year, and it was SOO much fun. But my God, there was so much greasiness everywhere (it was good though, I won’t even lie), I was concerned for my blood pressure. Even the veggies were greasy.

Them glassed are still being ate by his head….

@Bree

Lol, just teasin’

@Nikki

oh i laughed real good on that one….but that is a Hell of a head he’s got there.

Yes; 20 groomsmen seems excessive.

Ya’ll know southern families are big. 20 groomsmen are probably just brothers n close cousin between them both. Some got left out.

*cousins

Re….

Ruben needed 500 spools of textile to make the suit shown above….

LOL@all comments about southern weddings & big men!

Nikki….

LOLOL, I can just imagine the proffesional weaver at her loom spinning the cloth.

Is it me, or does he look a tad bit like BIG BLACK of Rob & Big… Jus my opinion

Wowze,y’all are rough on the Rube.;-) He’s a classy dude, got himself a pretty woman, friends that love him, basically a good life. Go-awn with ya bad self, Rube. You Fly With Them Wings…but leave the chicken ones alone….I hears you a vegan now.;-)

Jus’ kiddin’. He’s a standup dude…we could use more to them in community, instead of those that can’t stay away from the pipe long enough to be a decent accent to the race…give a bro some props.

@marque,

“Go-awn with ya bad self, Rube. You Fly With Them Wings…but leave the chicken ones alone….I hears you a vegan now.;-)”

yo,that just made me spit out my coffee!!

Re….

Poor weaver. Her thoughts….

As I weave this enormous garment I think to myself …‘Which order is this’? ‘The one for Goodyear or the Studdard wedding?’

@Rubyredz

chick probable ain’t got 2 nickels so someone making 500,000 to a mil a year is a definate come up. how much your man make?

i wish i can find one girl like her!

i have seeking a man for weeks there!\

see my username

His fat ass is gonna pass out when he is halfway down the aisle!

Damn, I guess she was determined to get somebody famous….LOL this is more funny than it is sad….

OH MY! Never heard that song or saw that vid. I had to turn it off. Didn’t see here anyway. Does his family know about this? Just wonder.

Well congrats to the velvet teddy bear and tip drill.

Here goes Reuben being Captain Save a Hoe. This chick is 30 years old getting butt naked in videos for a living. All these smart black women out here and this is the best he can do. I remember when black men used to have standards when it came to the women they brought home. Now all you have to do is have a nice body,a puss, and long hair. If Reuben gets played…..and he will…..he has no one else to blame but himself. This woman is only marrying Reuben so she can have the “in” to the parties and lifestyle. Reuben doesnt have money. That lady is looking for the next best thing and will dump Reuben in a heart beat when she gets it.

SweetJesusMaryandJoseph!

Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Tip Drill.

I can’t believe he is marrying a tip drill video ho. I think she is pregnant and he is trying to be a good man and marry her. Later he will find out that he is not the father.

I can imagine their wedding dance anthem…

This is my story for 2008

and I can’t wait to eat that weddin’ cake!

I guess ol’ Rube decided to go try to make that ho a housewife. LOL

I’m sorry, which one or at what time in the video is this chic in it??????? I don’t see her, for all the ass shakin lol.. can some one help me out here????

Oh man,I wonder what his parents think about this-I mean, come on- everybody has seen their daughter in law and not in a good way.

DOn’t knock big love until you try it!!!! I dated this guy for a while that had me rolling my eyes in the back of my head for the first tiem in my life!! He knew tricks!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I’m Just Saying…

Was his name Jason?

Just because they just got the license doesn’t mean the wedding is last minute. My cousin’s wife didn’t get their license until two days before their wedding even though they had been planning the event for months. No wedding with 20 groomsmen at a “tony” location is last minute.

My question is what the hell is he doing marrying a video ho?

@ chooch

Why else would a nucca want more than a good body and some puss (Ima leave hair off)? I mean, aint that why you talk to a woman?

wow…he’s marrying a TipDrill. it’s obvious she is looking for a comeup. them h0es were nasty as hell on that video. someone above me was right-imagine what when on when the cameras were off.

Why do all these black men keep marrying video ho’s? Couldn’t he find a nice COLLEGE EDUCATED hard working woman to marry?

DAMN!

Ahhh, Mz. Jessica you wrong for that one( but you right, I started to get sick watching that video) lol, all y’all better go repent lol

~Support our Troops~

Chooch, that is so true, these dudes dont have standards anymore. I’ll ask a guy would he get mad if his wife had sex with over 20 guys and you know what the majority would say?…Well that was befroe me so I dont care!???!! WHAT!! Im like that dont bother you, that 20+ dudes banged out your wife??? Men only want “cooch”, and dont care if she banged out, no walls, and got a odor. Im sorry but I feel you on that one, cuz that ticked me off when I was told how these men today really feel. Also, you know men dont care when they sleep around with married women. You sleeping with a chick thats banging you and her husband out TRIFE! Women too, it go for y’all also, dont sleep around with married men, y’all just letting them know it’s ok to have thier cake and eat it too. Sorry I got off subject lol

she’s at the 1:22 (walking in the front in white godiva shorts) and the 2:46 mark (also in white)

stopped looking for her after that and enjoyed the rest of the video. (even though its on my ipod).

@lisalisa

Why do all these black men keep marrying video ho’s? Couldn’t he find a nice COLLEGE EDUCATED hard working woman to marry?

DAMN!

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Because those are the kind of women that they like and they’ll give them something to complain about when they break up.

Old dumb me, clicked on the video….

He wifin’ a tip drill chick???

Yep, she must have swallowed his seeds and that must have been his first time…Open and shut case…

Very disappointed Ruben. Couldn’t you find a nice, Christian girl?

Good looking out Squomp, I wouldve never guessed.

I was too caught up in the ass-shaking.

Very interesting video…

Hold up, I spotted her again…

@ the 1:10 point sandwiched between the two girls in the pool…

Damn Rueben, Im Sorry.

But even though she is a Tip Drill girl, she couldve changed!

(Trying to give her the benefit of the doubt)

Tip drillers have all the luck.

LOL. That was my first time seeing “Tip Drill”. I hope it works out for them.

Reuben is a fool. I thought he was supposed to be this good christian man. They been engaged for quite sometime. Though most of us thought he was going to have the good sense to RUN!!! But I guess not. He’e been taking care of her daughter and everything for a minute. He’s seems like a good dude who just got caught up like a fool

-LAST-

Will someone please educate me – what exactly is a ‘tip drill’? OK – I will brace myself for this one.

There is gonna be acres of weave at the wedding.Put your best hair on ladies!

When I glanced at her, she sort of reminded me of Tia and Tamera.

Last……….

I finally spotted her in the bathtub scene topless between two other girls, one hosing her down. If you pause it you will see it’s her in the middle. I guess she has achieved every video hoe’s dream. She’s marrying a star.

Maybe I should become a video hoe – then I can get a brotha to marry me because being being an intelligent, hard working classy woman isn’t cutting it.

I really f8cking hate that video…it is so damn trashy!

She’s a flight attendant for a domestic carrier (or was)

She’s not a very nice person. And i can bet that laying up with poor Ruben is a chore for her, as oppossed to something she likes. I feel sorry for him. 100% Sheila and Chooch…..

Straight PAPERCHASING!!!

If I were her, I’d be damn nervous around him when he gets the munchies. He look like he could snap her spine with one bite.

LOL Thanx to the folks that found her..I was searching.But umm if it works out congrats to Ruben!