Some Morning Sexy
Posted by Bossip Staff
We apologize if we traumatized you yesterday morning with Humpty Dumpty Rev Run and his Rapunzel underarm hair, so this morning we have some real sexy for dat ass.
Here is banger Faren Williams on the cover of the “prestigious” Smooth magazine. Damn, that’s one hell of a rack.
One more for you coming up next…
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I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 09:32:am
FIRST
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 09:33:am
I hate the dudes w/ gettin eye candy when we get homos and hairless rappers. OH and Rev…
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 09:33:am
WOW!!! People don’t get it. Big ***** MAY look nice (and I use the term nice loosely) but dammit after a while a nicca back get to hurting. It is not cool people. Not cool @ all.
She has a pretty face though.
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 09:34:am
@ Nikki
Let’s leave chest baby hair man out of this please.
The_Truth
6/27/08, 09:34:am
Thank you, Bossip. . .this’ll keep the emails flying at work!
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 09:35:am
who is this girl?..is she a capital P?..and her ***** are definitely airbrushed in the main picture..
that’s gonna be me 4th of July weekend..LOL!..i’m gonna make y’all dudes so sick!
Aunt Viv
6/27/08, 09:37:am
@Nikki,
Happy Friday! I was just thinking that! I’ll just have to go back to Djimon pics in the other thread…
LdyK
6/27/08, 09:37:am
is there anything interesting about her? where is she from ….or is that unimportant.
Aunt Viv
6/27/08, 09:38:am
SMH@”Reggae Gold’s Latest Cover Sensation”…
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 09:38:am
oh wait, it says she is the reggae gold cover girl..
k.k
6/27/08, 09:40:am
um who is she?..is she even on the important list A.K.A AList
MAKE EM SWEAT
6/27/08, 09:40:am
@ Nikki
I’m just glad to see you post. From what I can see you look better than this chick by far IMHO.
SWEET CHEEKS
6/27/08, 09:46:am
Her breast are HUGE!!!!!
kevwebb
6/27/08, 09:47:am
Are her breast real???
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 09:50:am
WHAT UP SWEET CHEEKS
@ Kev
I don’t believe they are.
Dat Homie
6/27/08, 09:50:am
She’s real nice. Who cares who she is? This post was needed after that rev run bull*****.
Aunt Viv
6/27/08, 09:53:am
I don’t know how it’s possible to be ***** that large and be that slim at the same time-how does she exercise and keep toned? I know her azz can’t run…
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 09:53:am
I’m Just Me…
Youra fool. Duly noted.
Aunt Viv….
Sad. Maybe if I behave myself today Bossip will get with it.
MAKE EM SWEAT…
That was nice to say. Thanks!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:03:am
Aunt Viv….
Dont get it twisted…Im a 38DD and ran track….for a week
glok9n
6/27/08, 10:04:am
SHE AINT PURDY, BUT SHE GOT SOME BIG SUCKABLE TITZ,THAT I WOULD HAVE A HARD TME KEEPING MY MOUTH OFF, MMMMMMMMM @ TITZ ONLY !
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:05:am
Aunt Viv
actually, i’m busty and i run..i was a dd now i’ve shrunk to a d..running helps my belly fat shrink..lol
6 Figgaz
6/27/08, 10:05:am
One of these days I’m gonna start a revolution against fake *****ies. Sh*t’s just gettin’ outta control…
glok9n
6/27/08, 10:08:am
@ NIKKI U! 38DD DAMN! AND RAN TRACK, I WOULDA LOVED TO SEE YOU RUN, BET YOU THEM BREASTZ WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE! YUM!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:09:am
Aunt Viv…
Trust if a dog and/or Police was behind her ***** all you would see is weave in the wind…
Taz
6/27/08, 10:09:am
She’s hawt!
@Nikki….run on girl! Sounds and looks you’d give her a run for the money and you need to be on the next cover
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:09:am
glok9n….
YUCK!!! No I had to wear a sports bra silly
6 Figgaz
6/27/08, 10:10:am
@ Bree
Do me a favor ma and post a lil’ visual of your busty status… I keep hearin’ about your twins but I need help visualizin’…
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:10:am
Taz….
That was nice…:)
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:13:am
6 Figgaz
LOL..eventually..i dont feel safe on Bossip with pictures of myself..this is a scary world!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:14:am
Taz…
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 10:16:am
@ Nikki
I too am a 38DD. I was a 38D for years but after I had baby and breast-fed that xtra D came up there. I ran track as a teen and them shyts used to bounce in my face like crazy but i still won my medals I would just wear a regular bra and a sports bra
6 Figgaz
6/27/08, 10:17:am
bree
Real talk. I’m gonna stay on you though… Where there’s a will…
Aunt Viv
6/27/08, 10:18:am
@Nikki and Bree,
Points well taken-and LOL@the weave in the wind comment!
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 10:19:am
Her ***** are colossal. Damn village-feeders, lol.
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:20:am
I’m Just Me….
YOU STOOPID for the extra D!!! Peep I dont even have chidlins’….had these since the 6/7 grade. I hate Vicki Secrets…they never in stock
Aunt Viv
6/27/08, 10:20:am
I’m a former itty-bitty-*****y-committee member who (finally) blossomed in college!
6 Figgaz
6/27/08, 10:20:am
Holy f*ck mane! bree, Nikki, and I’m Just are all D-cl*****? That’s a lotta breast meat right derr…
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 10:21:am
Of course no offense to all the big breasted folks in here…my bff is a 36C and she’s constantly comlpaining.
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:23:am
Re…
I was b*tchin to myself about that this morning.
MR FLORIDA
6/27/08, 10:24:am
DAYUM she fine. I’d do something STRANGE to her. Blow her bootyhole and all.
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:25:am
NIkki
you have to order online..me & my sister used to complain with the Victoria’s Customer service dept because the bra’s were waaaaaaaaay more when you went up cup size and i felt like i was payin for *****es who bought there *****ies and i was born with mine..and victoria secret has stepped their game up bcuz they was tryin to sell me granny bras…that was not popping!
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:28:am
6 Figgaz
i will change my screen name to alert you when i do change my gravie..lol
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 10:29:am
@ Re exactly my point!! My back be killing me. And err time I run for the bus on or the treadmill I have to be slapped in my face! It is so not worth it.
@ 6 figgaz. You silly man!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:30:am
Bree.
I respect you!! I just want easy access….lazy want it when I want it….
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 10:31:am
OH Vickie secret and the lot don’t sell shyt our sizes. I go to cute little stores and see these little matching bras and panty sets and I want them but I put on the bras and have an extreme case of muffin top and that is not a good look.
Chaka
6/27/08, 10:33:am
I am not even going to hate on this girl.
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:39:am
LOL @ I’m Just Me
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:55:am
I’m Just Me….bree….
Or you cop a bra and then panties are HUGE cause the bra is big!!! Im talkin’ HUGE like Buffie’s draws
Mikah
6/27/08, 10:56:am
are yall really serious right now? This sexy ***** beautiful woman’s post and yall over here talking for days about yourselves. this chick looks better than all yall.esp. boring looking ***** NIkki..
get a grip ladies and talk about that ***** somewhere else..every one claimin they got DD’s get outta here…SURE YOU ALL DO with your weak pictures and NO PROOF.
This chick is maad fine and her ***** look natural along with that sexy flat stomach and pretty light smooth skin…mmmm
just4fun
6/27/08, 10:57:am
wow….really sexy!! I got some of her pictures on casualpal.com too, so hot@@
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 10:58:am
NIkki
LMAO! ok i ALWAYS have to switch my tops and bottoms in the store b4 i leave..
Mikah
it’s all about me, me, me, me, me, forget about you!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 10:59:am
Mikah…
Why I gotta be boring? LOL!! Im real deal without the airbrush. Are you a dude or chick? Cause you sound like a cryin’ ***** puss….
Mikah
6/27/08, 11:06:am
Im just sayin yall over here havin girl talk about yourselves SHUT UP ***** talk about that ***** on the phone or somethin. This chick is mad sexy. Nikki you look boring just because thats what you look like nothing special and definitely not something I would second look regular as ***** just full of yourself for no reason…Im just sayin man
Big Mike
6/27/08, 11:07:am
DAMN! These Breats are *****kin wonderful.
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bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 11:11:am
Mikah
you sound angry..i’m sorry you’re mad at me for talking about myself..i can’t help it, i love me, and so do others..i’m done now
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 11:11:am
Mikah….
We side talkin’ cause WE CAN DO THAT….who are you and where did you come from? Am I boring cause my ***** and ***** aint hanging out while rolling around in the sand? Comeon now. Plus Im the ***** I should rock a diaper….please give her kudos and don’t try to block mine.
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:13:am
@ Nikki and Bree
Yeah they gotta switch them things up…then again…I don’t really do the panty thing so I mostly just have a colorful array for bras.
@ Whoever else was chiming in
I did have my pic up and it is very obvious how big my ***** are. So i got shyts like that that are real and work right when a n*gga is *****y f*cking and slapping them thangs around.
Thanks.
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:15:am
@ Nikki
Plus Im the ***** I should rock a diaper
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***************DEAD*********************
Mikah
6/27/08, 11:16:am
No your face is boring as ***** I was just sayin. I cant stand females thats so *****y for no reason. You look dumb. Faren Williams now thats a female thats got a fine face and body is just icing on da cake. Im done with this *****.
Mikah
6/27/08, 11:18:am
Plus Im the ***** I should rock a diaper
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so corny. that sounds like a corny ***** knock off of lil waynes words. u lame as hell for thinkin that ***** is clever cornball
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:25:am
YAWN @ THE LAME AZZ N*GGAS WITH THE SMALL D*CKS COMMENTING. YOU COULDN’T HANDLE THESE BIG OLE *****IES NO WAY AND FAREN DON’T WANT YOUR AZZ EITHER!!
@ NIKKI THAT ISH WAS FUNNY MOMMA!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 11:26:am
Mikah….
Imma tell you what to do.
1. Get a sock
2. Get some Vasaline
3. Put Vasaline in sock
4. Insert (small) ***** in sock
5. Move sock back and forth over your (small) *****
Its called a pocket *****…use it. You are an angry mongrel consisting of hater and loser.
“I feel sorry for your Mother”….that was a direct quote notice the quotations? This way you dont have to guess.
Elo
6/27/08, 11:29:am
I think they’re real..only real ***** squish like that and yes it is possible to be slim and have a large bust….
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
6/27/08, 11:30:am
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:34:am
NIKKI
LMAOOOOOOOO!
SMDH
6/27/08, 11:35:am
Beautiful girl!! When I first looked at her I though she was Ciara!!!
Mikah
6/27/08, 11:36:am
now I see what type of person you are. Not worth any more words LOL you make me laugh you’re so corny and lame with HORRIBLE jokes LMBAO WOOOW
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:39:am
NIKKI
WHERE YOU @ MOMMA
OMG Nikki NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Say it ain’t so Nikki
On DAT Piff is also Micah!!!
SAY IT AIN’T SOOOO
Look at the Check me out…you’ll see the truth!!!
THROW THAT DUTCH OUT NOW y’all. WE HAVE TO MOVE THIS CIPHER. I AM ABOUT TO SPARK THAT!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 11:41:am
Im Just Me….
I CANT SEE IT. Copy and paste for ya girl….
St. Boner
6/27/08, 11:46:am
Nikki Underwood, how would you like to star in my next big budget product – “THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES”?
Jahpson
6/27/08, 11:48:am
THIS ISNT FAIR
you terrorize the ladies with that horrible photo of Run and then reward the fellas with pictures of brainless slores?
is a GED required to get a job at Bossip?
What makes you think any girl would want to see some airbrushed chick on this crummy website?
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:53:am
15 minutes
ago Bossip : Some Morning Sexy
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@ Re I would like to know too…I havent h…(22 comments) 0 3.1
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ago Bossip : Some Morning Sexy
No your face is boring as ***** I was just …(72 comments)
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 11:54:am
NIKKI I POSTED WHAT I COULD…YOU HAVE TO TRY TO SEE IT ON YOUR OWN. CAN’T YOU SEE THE CHECK ME OUT PART??
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 11:54:am
I’m Just Me…
How are you seeing these thinks? This check me out crap does nothing for me. *****s
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 11:55:am
these THINGS** WOW, MAJOR typo.
BLUNTBLAZER
6/27/08, 11:55:am
SHES HOT I WAS GONNA COP THE MAGAZINE BUT MY GIRL WANTS ME TO ONLY COP MAGAZINES WIT CARS AND GIRLS NOT JUST GIRLS
http://www.my*****e.com/thagrindaholic
DAM A TANK OF GAS COST MORE THAN A 8TH OF GR*****
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 12:02:pm
St. Boner…
You silly….
I’m Just Me…
I saw it…its Miss Lady Jordan…Mikah..and on the rocs….
Re sh*t is real in the streets…of Bossip!! LOL!!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 12:04:pm
I LOVE THE ATTENTION
I'm Just Me (My Baby Graduated 6/25/08...oh and f*ck NYSDOC)
6/27/08, 12:09:pm
That madness is crazy. I love the check me out thing. I have caught other people…but danx not niccas I blaze with .
glok9n
6/27/08, 12:11:pm
@NIKKI WITH 38 DD I LOVE GIVING YOU ALL THE ATTENTION YOU DESIRE! *****!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean um like a little past six)
6/27/08, 12:17:pm
glok9n….
You know I keep my eyes peeled for you!!!
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 12:21:pm
@Nikki
Lol, you’re silly
Where’d your gravie go? They stole it from you too? *****s
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean um like a little past six)
6/27/08, 12:22:pm
Re…
I know!!! Im on the HUNT…you know Ill find it!! LOL!!!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean um like a little past six)
6/27/08, 12:23:pm
Where is my face?
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 12:27:pm
Can you find mine too? Cause I’ve been faceless for three days.
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 12:27:pm
Actually, when mine disappeared, other people’s gravies were updated. I noticed two others whose gravies are gone as well.
Link9
6/27/08, 12:28:pm
Her rack is great but that’s about it for me.
GO GETTA
6/27/08, 12:34:pm
GOOD LORD!!!
GO GETTA
6/27/08, 12:35:pm
“MAKE A PITBULL LOVE A HOUND MAKE A PREACHER LAY HIS BIBLE DOWN.”
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)
6/27/08, 12:58:pm
Hello Nik?
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)
6/27/08, 12:58:pm
Re…
I see your eye….does that count for anything?
Sammie
6/27/08, 13:04:pm
Um….who is she..I mean what memorable thing has she done that i may relate her to. She just popped out of NOWHERE LAND!
Help a girl learn! LOL!
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 13:09:pm
Oh wait…you still see it? Why can’t I see my own eye!
MzTee
6/27/08, 13:32:pm
At first I thought ole girl was Laila Ali, but knew it couldn’t be since she’s preggers. Nice looking girl.
WHY SEE HER IMPLANTS?
6/27/08, 13:33:pm
The implanted silicone chick on the Smooth cover looks like she injected too much silicone into her fake *****. Disgusting. What man likes hard, implants in the bed with them?
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 13:42:pm
Re….
I must have jinxed you cause now I dont
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Left hand'll lean 'em like a little past six)
6/27/08, 13:42:pm
Ump…but here I am
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)
6/27/08, 13:44:pm
Im confused I dont see me anymore
Re (Try Not to Worship Oprah)
6/27/08, 13:46:pm
Lol, and I see you, this is creepy.
Lou in the Chi
6/27/08, 13:47:pm
@Nikki and Re
I see your gravi’s
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)
6/27/08, 14:05:pm
Lou in the Chi….
Its been a rough day. I just dont know what to do?!
Mikah
6/27/08, 15:09:pm
Boring ***** Nikki’s still on here? Leave it to average looking broads to talk the most *****. You a little too *****y girl for what you got to offer. Sit yo ***** down somewhere.
Phame Ophishal
6/27/08, 15:13:pm
All i need is one night!!!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)
6/27/08, 15:52:pm
Miss Lady Jordan….oN dAtPiFf & cIRoC…whoever
***** shut the ***** up. You already been put on blast as a poser. Youre a lame.
BadNewsBrown
6/27/08, 16:09:pm
i almost died just now
and bossip chicks what talk about they *****ies = 2 parts hot, one part annoying
Oh Yeah
6/27/08, 16:19:pm
I’d like to get some of that black *****y. Why do black guys go for white women? Black women are so much hotter!
Earth Sign
6/27/08, 16:34:pm
she aight~
necy
6/27/08, 20:01:pm
Wow, she has Gorgeous skin!!! and her breast look natural.
My mind is wacky
6/27/08, 20:36:pm
I dont know about yawl ? but I likke when women are talkin about there tig ol tities !
Keep up the good work !
justaddhotmilk aka phoenix_simone_xoxo aka she got legs aka keeps the hedges trimmed
6/27/08, 22:23:pm
ooh wee she has nice *****. im a D cup too and im preparing for a marathon in march. in the beginning my ***** would damn near jump out my sports bra, but then i just wear a bra underneath my sports bra. so instead of jumping they kind do that pump thing. So ladies that like to workout especially run either pay $40 for a high quality sports bra, or double up. Oh did i already say ole girl had some nice big *****?
rachel & lil sis
6/30/08, 18:12:pm
she looks like Jackie Kennedy back in the day.
bree is an OBAMA supporter.. YES WE CAN!
7/1/08, 11:35:am
test
maddzzu
7/2/08, 13:12:pm
FAKE ARE REAL *****S who cares? just put it in my face