Janet Jackson: ‘I Could Not Believe How Big I Was’, Admits to Nose Job

Sick ass Jackson family. Janet is out saying her quick weight loss was the result of pure exercise and healthy eating. That shit is probably as fake as her nose. The likely truth is Janet’s campaign run up to her new album release has been helped by Dr. 90210, probably some Hoodia pills, Photoshop CS2 software, and her agent calling the papparazi when she goes for the “exercise walk” with a trainer for the cover up. It is true you lost weight from exercise, but that is probably only 20% of it, people may want to know where the other 80% or so of your weight loss came from to see if they can afford it.

Janet tells People:

…It does drive me crazy,” she says, “because I’ve worked real hard … and I think it’s really easy for (the tabloids) to write it off as (surgery).” She jokes, “It isn’t hurtful-it just pisses me off. …I want to kick some ass.” But Jackson admits she had some cosmetic work done when she was a teen. “It’s no secret,” she tells Extra. “When I was 16 I changed my nose. Would I do it again? I don’t know. …I’ve seen a lot of women that have been pulled and snatched, and it’s not too cute.”…

This new, improved, and processed Janet is looking damn good. Is it just me or do people who go under the knife look like they have some alien genes in their family?