Madonna’s Cougar Meat Appears to be Slackin’in His Package!!!

Posted on January 8th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: For the Fellas, For Your Viewing Pleasure, News

20-year-old Jesus Luz, better known as Madonna’s man meat has some new pics. From the looks of it, Jesus doesn’t look like he’s working with much. On the other hand, Madonna is skin and bones, so it probably doesn’t take much to please her.

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Does that greased up body in those whitey tighties turn you on, while smoking a cigarette???

  • LaDiva

    Madonna has been with practically everyone under the sun, I don’t know how ppl have created a tunnel under her yet…

  • FiveStarish

    Jesus need to shave that taco meat off his thighs, ugh.

  • MJfan4LIFE

    He’s packin,,,,cocktail wiennies.

  • drenk

    IRONIC the brazilian model doesnt get brazilians….hmmm

  • Sylmarvelous

    I guess it looks okay lol…but I know in some photo shoots, they stuff mens underwear just like women wear padded bras! lol

  • Somali Ninga

    Drenk
    1/8/10, 12:34:pm
    “IRONIC the brazilian model doesnt get brazilians….hmmm”
    LOL

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com rose by any other name # 9304026339482056536 ™

    i know they stuff them too sometimes .. like david beckham.. but he looks like a hairy animal to me and to hell with madonna!

  • pynk♥

    I’ll pass. lol

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    ahhhh! po thang. at least he’s cute.

  • Testing

    LOL @ the “For the Fellas” tag!

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  • PraDaMaMa

    YES, ITTY BITTY…….OR MAYBE ITS LOST IN ALL THAT FUR

  • Cali

    Lol, he is a cutie, but it does look small- my man has wayyyyyy more while soft- and he’s white haha!

  • Dina

    Yuck, and he smokes filthy stinkin’cigarettes.

  • Gmen

    Cali

    you ugly as and your man

  • Dina

    @fivestarish, hello, taco meat is little balls of hair. That ain’t no taco meat, that’s just hair. Aren’t men supposed to have hair on their thighs?

  • FiveStarish

    @Dina
    Yes, Men are supposed to have hair on their thighs, unless it looks like that. He could at least brush it, LOL

  • JUDY

    Maybe he knows how to work with what he has…..Madonna didnt seem to mind.

  • Truth… and Di*k Hurts

    don’t be too sure, those latin weenies can fool you!!!! when it wakes up…lol

  • Come On People

    What you see in a picture and what you see in the bedroom is two different things. From the picture you don’t know what he is working with, because just like they stuff they also tuck.

  • 2Sweet

    UGH! White meat, seemingly little d*ck (if it ain’t hard, it’s hard to tell!), and smoking a cigarette. Nope, not appealing at all. Nice abs tho!

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  • josey

    this site gets worse and worse, its obvious you have no class by writing doesnt look like he has much spoken like a woman who sits around eating twinkies with rolls on her belly and a hole big as the lincoln tunnel. post a pic of yourself in a bikini . haha you wont do it, cause you know you are a big oprah looking woman with naps in the back of your neck and rolls on your thighs. madonna had plenty of men cause she has plenty of money.

  • JRenee

    He nice to look at.

  • TT

    Lady GaGa was packin more than that…

  • leoglamvixen

    @TT

    LMAO

  • http://nautysgirl@yahoo.com bklynlady

    ARE RICANS PACKING? SERIOUSLY….

    HE SHOLE IS FINE THO….DAMN

  • Somali Ninga

    @ TT
    LOL Lady Gargoyle has the BIGGEST kahonas in the WORLD!!!!!

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    ABSOLUTELY NOT AS FRANKIE WOULD SAY..MAN DOWN

  • GotYou

    @ 2 Sweet he’s Brazilian not white. Going beyond that he could be a grower and not a shower. The bigger the bulge the less the growth.

  • Nancy

    This dude is not cute to me at all. Brazilians are not Latinos. They language is Portguese, not Spanish. Just so you know 80% of all Braizilians have black in them. Brazil has the most black people in the world outside of Africa.

  • white male

    cigs lead to impotence don’t they?

  • red earth white lies

    trinas wingspan could make pigs in a blanket with that. lol she was packin mre than this dude! lol

  • derri

    who cares. he’s gay. its obvious

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    @gmen:you’re sadly mistaken…who told you that or where did you read that at? Both South/Central America have everything from the darkest to lightest as well as mixed(IR or bi-racial) black ppl

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    multiracial I meant

  • afrodite

    even on soft a black man fills his draws up. It’s amazing looking at that…I’m so spoiled by black men

  • Gmen

    UrHeinessDaQueen

    I’m sorry baby but you’re wrong be-coz real brothers and sisters are dead in South America!

    brazil: Race/Colour (2007)

    White 49.4 %
    Brown (Multiracial) 42.3 %
    BLACK only 7.4 %….fact!
    Yellow (Asian) 0.5 %
    Native Brazilian 0.4 %

    plus multiracial-mixed-biracial-mulatto ppl are not black!

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    @gmen:so for that matter there aren’t any 100% pure bread blacks here in North America neither…where they can be found are in the motherland Africa & even there,plenty of mixing has been going on as well…btw,thanks for those numbers

  • Gmen

    afrodite

    go to lil d’ck azz white boy like he’s and stfu!

  • Gmen

    UrHeinessDaQueen

    it’s b’llsh’t sis but i know all of you very want in order that all black people in the world have been mixed like fake azz latino nikkaz and real dark-skinned black people are dead…..!!

  • Gmen

    not all real dark-skinned black people or africans are ugly just like not all lighte-skinned and mixed people are beautiful!

    T.I. wife and Drake are fugly as hell!

  • Kool Breeze

    Gmen…U a clown or what ?? what makes u think white and yellow and mixed folks don’t feel the same way about dark skinned folks. The best way to handle that color madness is mind ur fk’in business and be proud that u at least have 2 legs..idiot.

  • Dina

    Gmen, you are practially illiterate – I don’t understand a single one of your posts. I’m sure you meant to make some kind of point, though.

  • Gmen

    Kool Breeze–Dina–Cali!

    yo b’tches why you hate me?….ahahahahhahahaha!

    Cali

    nah baby it’s you fugly that is why you dating ugly white boys fat b’tch….fact! hahahahahahh!

  • Gmen

    absolutely bananas…..why i am hater? just because i say the truth!

  • The Fwesh Pwince

    @TT

    *DEAD*

  • PYT

    He’s definitely a beautiful man! Luv those eyes of his! Nice body but tht hair on his thighs has to go!!! Latin men r definitely the business… I luv me sum fine as Latin man! I gotta flash bak from thinking about Adam Rodriguez! Whoaaa… boyyy!

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    wow the posts here are getting personal but madonna should be happpy she can be seen with anyone that young lol i just dont see what the fuss is all about with her

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