Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
Last Night in Hollyweird….
Posted by Bossip Staff
The premiere of Hancock went down. In attandance: Will, Jada & the kids (of course), Queen Latifah, LisaRaye and many more, including a couple of blasts from the past.
Mucho mas under the hood.
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FIRST
GOOD MORNING!!
Nice looking family!
Great Picture! Jada is looking FIERCE!
good morning baby.
I want a family like that one. He may be a bit corny < but Will is the man I wanna hold it down llike this someday.
Tia, that my baby right there
Is it me or does Tia Mowry pose that way EVERYTIME….Im sad cause I think I do too…
What up IJM?!
Tia is a beast! Damn that girl is fine!!! Al B Sure’s son is always with Diddy. Wheres your real dadyy playa? dont let me catch you kissing this *****!
I must say, Jada’s dress was banging. I need to get myself a short version of that. Most looked nice.
Ok Latifah must have stopped by the premiere on her way to the gym….
Vanessa Williams gots some UG ***** feet….
Love Jada, LisaRaye and Tia’s dress.
I love Jada’s dress!
Does Damon have on stone washed jeans?
Vanessa Williams, Tia and Lisa Raye look GREAT!!
Al B Sure’s son looks just like him and is so adorable!!
Jada is so pretty and their kids are adorable. AWW!!
@ Nikki, notice i had no comment for Damon and Sinbad.
lisa raye & tatyana look nice
Not impressed with th Queen at all.
Sorry Nikki saw your first post last. Good Morning Momma! Tia looks amazing. It is cool if she poses that way. She looks nice!
WOW….I just read this on a hot forum on tall dating site ____T a l l m i n g l e . c o m____ which is a hot dating site for all tall friends and tall singles.
‘Bout time LisaRaye is NOT wearing white as of late.
Dayum La’ you just did not give a *****. Is this some sort of disrespect like at least I’m here ish’? Come the Queen GOTTA come better than that!!!!
@NIKKI…Murnin! be nice dis murnin..LMAO! but u right!LOL!
@IJM: Murnin! U be nice 2 dis murnin!
IJM….
Ma Im sayin’ lil Mama pilfered my stand up!!!
I love Lisa Raye’s outfit, the sandals are Fire!
The Smith’s looks like such a great family so nice!
KZZME….
I promise Im nice today….I dont feel well.
why dont i remember Jada ever being pregnant?
Even the look on Queen’s face let her know she messed up…maybe she did not realize she would have to walk the red…
The curly fry hair is NOT cute on LisaRaye, but the dress is hot
Jada AS ALWAYS brought it too too cute
Seriously Lil Sure needs to call his REAL Daddy, all this Diddy time is kinda disrespectful.Plus, how can you be down for a dude that is ALWAYS playing your momma? But kids dont know any better..all the glitters is gold.
LMAO @ Z…i know! but she look really pretty lately even if she is a bit on the twiggy side. Will’s youngest son is soooo cute!
Wow, Sinbad look hella old. I loved his movies though, they was mad goofy
Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.
I thought Queen Latifah was on Jenny Craig? Erm, cuz erm, she look a hot mess on dat pic..for shame
Why does Will & Jada’s son always look so “fancy”? They need to send him to Philly for a summer with his cousins.
Please don’t have him set up to be another Hollyweird kid that can’t keep it real.
P.S. Z, that avatar is delightful…
Woooooooooooooow @ Lisa Raye…what happened to her? Is it jus me or does she look way older?
Will and his family are such a good look!! They are always nice and easy on the eyes. that family got what it takes..
Tia looks cute. Tatiyana looks very nice too..Lisa Ray looks the same…tired of all those heavy weaves:(
Jada looks amazing!!!!!
And I see Lisa Raye is back on the scene!!!!!!!!! GO HEAD MAMA!!!
@NIKKI: I hope you feel better…sad face~
I luv Queen but I don’t think the diet thing is 4 err’body! it doesn’t matter because she has hollywood on smash best believe!
LISA RAYE IS STARTING TO SHOW HER AGE…
@FAW: I say the same thing, about the Smith’s, Jada don’t seem like she will take 2 much from *****’s either! LMAO! ole girl looks like she will handle hers!
Lisa Raye is going through some ***** right now people, and err’body handles ***** differently! some people can brush that ***** off and others take that ***** to heart like you wouldn’t believe!
Remember as much as some of us don’t like to admit it WOMEN are truly emotional creatures!
Thank You Dark Cable.
Yeah Jada’s dress is banging. I think their son is probably mean as hell. He is a lil boy and his eyes always look so serious and mean. I’m scared of him.
KZZME….
Thanks. I don’t know why she wants to lose lbs. Some folk are meant to be chunks. If it’s not a direct health issue leave well enough alone.
PS…I love the Queen’s kicks!!! I don’t even really wear tennis shoes…excluding the rare pair of Air Max
Those scientology women (Jada, J-Lo, Katie Holmes, and Victoria Beckham) must share the same fierce stylist because they always look on point.
Something isn’t sitting right with me and Willow ( ears)…Jayden is a HAM and that’s all I have to say about that
How old is Lisa Raye? I didnt know she was having trouble. Too hard bein a princess or are people over there hatin on her?
Tia’s dress is the business. And what the hell kinda monkey suit does Will have on? And Jada’s green dress is flawless. She need to open a damn school on how to bring cl*****, sexiness, taking care of home, and being your own damn woman…chick would make a grip.
i concur @ Buzz..she be lookin so nice and cl*****y
Jada has never appeared to be preggers because of Scientology.
ALL I KNOW IZ THAT WILL …… YOUR SON THE YOUNGEST LOOK LIKE A LIL BATY BOI! WHY SHORTY POSING LIKE A FRESH PRINCESS? WHY WILL?
Awwww leave the lil boy alone…hhahahah. Yall know his daddy got booty bandit tendencies..das WHY
EVERYBODY ALL DRESSED FOR THE EVENT AND QUEEN LEZZY LATIFAH COMES AND SHEZ DRESSED LIKE A GHETTO QUEEN IN HER HOOD ATTIRE! !!!
Beautiful!
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I just read in the paper that they gave Han***** a 1 1/2 star. I’m still goin to see it though
WHAT IS THAT LITTLE GIRL WEARING?!
chuckles @ glok9 = ghetto attire! LOL
*blank stare* @ najeeba…are you trying to self promote on here?
Yall know the Smith kids are like rich hippies. Only one wit a lil style is the lil boy
lol@ erm
whats up Glok
WHATZ UP MY BEAUTIFUL BLK ROSES I LOVE YOU ALL MUCH! IM JUST ME, NIKKI U, LADYK, MORNING LADIES….
Jada looks good, they are one nice looking family
Z! WHATZ UP MY QUEEN!
These are some beautiful black people!
Good to see Sinbad….
Tia looks gorgeous….
But how come all these people with no gigs are here?
MORNING LAUREN, Z, KZZ
I remember Jada being pregnant with the little boy. She was at some premier with Will. She had a big cute basket ball Belly. I don’t remember seeing her with the girl though.
*snicker* Will dressed like Bentley. didnt someone say Will’s oldest son was kind of on the “touched” side?
LisaRaye killed it in that dress!!!! Beautiful. I like Vanessa Williams look too.
Good Morning @ I’m Just Me
I don’t remember, but I am sure i can find some pics if I look.
The ugliest family since the Brady Bunch! And King Latifah should be at the slim fast premier!
I’m just me, mornin ma!
LOL! I was thinking the same thing about Will(dressed like Bentley), I’m like this not the premeir for BAGGER VANCE is it?
@NIKKI: ur welcome: u have to get better it’s a long w/e coming up…..
LMAO @glok9n….
Murnin @Lauren!
Hannibal stop being mean so early in the morning!
Why does Will act like a dayum desperate dog in heat whenever a lightbright is around? Will has lost MAJOR cool points for that disrespect towards Jada….WOW lucky Jada will have the Queen to console her in the ladies room
Oh great…it’s Lauren…
HAHAHAHHAHAHA Lauren…whew..i ain see dat movie…looked like a snoozer, but they all need a stylist cept Jada. She doin it! *finger snap*
@NIKKI: Yeah u r right about the weight thing, bcuz oprah looks crazy when she loses that weight! err’body is not made 2 b a size 5/6…
Jada looks so effortlessly elegant.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Hannibal..whew..pure comedy
OMG @HANNIBAL…LOL! STOP IT!
hey, great family! So cool!!
Vanessa? wow she looks amazing. Didn’t even recognise her. That proves she has always been styled badly as she looks stunning here
Yeah….JADA and fam is looking hot!
I was on this other website and These stupid people were saying that her kids dress to teenager like..I was like hell..HOW?
anyway! Her lil dude has his hair done, and lil mama is looking hot and the oldest is looking just like his daddy! HOT!
GOOD MORNING GLOK9!
Thanx for the crappy movie, Will. Do you even read the scripts anymore or just the numbers on your paycheck? Han***** = big steaming pile of….
Effortlessly elegant? I will always look at Jada and see her as the punk rocker.
Such a beautiful family.
@MSSWALLS: Morning 2 ya! Hell you been?
The entire family is looking fabulous…everyone looks fabulous…
Damn, Sinbad, where has he been?
wow han***** was terrible? SAY IT AINT SO!….*murmuring* I’m still goin to see it for myself. hmph
Will’s oldest son is the gayest thing since Clay Aiken and ugg boots!
It’s nice to see them support Big *****…..I lubs me some Will……he looked like he wanted to kiss lisaraye but she back away….he is so emotional…
Philly in da house….
lol @ whoever said jaden needs to visit his philly cuzins….lol…
Hannibal(Check me out!)
Oh great…it’s Lauren…
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I feel the love
@Lauren
I tried to be nice to you, but every time I do, you always gotta be mean to me!
JADA’S GREEN DRESS IS HOT,SHE KNEW,,WHAT SHE WAS DOING WHEN SHE GOT WITH WILLIE WILL,,,,OK
She is hot member of “seekingbbw.com”. many hot hollywood celebrities and beautiful people are chatting with each other over there. Many fans are
seeking for their stars on that site.
damn that quincy is sexy
Hannibal, okay I won’t talk to you anymore….
KZZ…Whats good ma??
WTH @ nancy…smh @ what that got to do wit Will and Jada
Pfffft!….I wanna meet Sinbad…anybody got them digits?
http://www.fitpregnancy.com/style/248
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Pics of Jada pregnant!!
OUEEN L, DID SHE I WONDER HOW MUCH WEIGHT SHE’S
LOST????????
King Latifah has lost -200 pounds, did that answer your question lolo127?!
IJM….
Youre are so hired for my investigative team!!!
KZZME…I know youre dyin’!!!
KZZMERGHTTHERE(IS BACK 4 A MINUTE),SugarWalls….W*****up peoples! I am loving Jada’s dress! Aww Sinbad. Diddy really takes care of Al B Sure son.
LMAO @ King Latifah..wroooooooong for dat!
@NIKKI: and you know I am! LMAO! Silly!
Sinbad should just change his name to Sin becuz it has to be a crime to look that *****in ugly!!
@KAYBay: Waaazzzz goodie! Yeah me and my sister was talking about how Al B Sure son hangs tight as hell with “PSMIDDY”! I know Al be like damn!
wow Al B Sure…dat takes me way back…*looks at wrinkles*
Hannibal…have you taken your meds today…cause it appears you haven’t…
Lisa Rayes Outfit is buss’n! Love the shoes!
Will and Jada have a beautiful family.
Here comes Afiya to ruin a *****’s day again!
afiya
kay bay
kzzzz
and anybody else that I am missing! WHAT THE HELL IS UP? HOW HAS IT BEEN SHAKING! I HAVE BEEN BUSY! MAN! I WISH IT WAS FRIDAY! DAMN!
@ Nikki
Thanks..I could always use another job….what is the pay?
HANIBAL
SHUT THE ***** UP! DAMNIT
NO WILD ANIMALS IN THE DINING ROOM! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE! *****ODY WANT TO HEAR YOUR DUMB *****..TALK ABOUT HOW U LOVE TO LICK THE WHITE WOMAN’S FEET!
UGHH!
IM JUST ME
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@SWALLS: Nutin just getting the morning BOSSIP on! after Tom I will be off for the rest of the week and I can’t wait!
@ERM: LMAO “looks at wrinkles” LOL!
MORNING AFIYA AND SUGAR WALLS!
@{{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls
LMAO. How come u always gotta be so negative?!
ALL HELL SWALLS IS IN DA *****’FKN HOUSE! LMAO!
IJM….
We like the Paps…whatever they give us!! LOL!!!
@KZZ
“I know Al be like damn!”
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lol!You know Al be like I don’t give a damn!
@ Nikki…I see your new name…sounds like how I feel…eff temporary sounds more like voluntary.
pwhahaha nah Al dont give a dam…any way he can weezle out of takin care of his responsibility. Speakin of Al B Sure…whateva happened to Mellow Man Ace? *lookin*
HI..
OKAY
I KNOW THAT I AM GETTING OLD..i AM LISTENING TO MICHAEL JACKSON’S THE LADY OF MY LIFE..WHEWWW!
THAT WAS THE ISH! MJ WAS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR ELIZABETH TAYLOR..LOL!
Oaktown 3-5-7? anybody know where these ppl are?
@LAUREN:…LOL! THAT WOULD HAVE ME ON FIRE IF I HAD A CHILD AND THEY TOOK TO SOME OTHER CHICK!
LMAO @ ERM!….I KNOW RIGHT!
@SWALLS: Man watchu say “Lady of my Life” was the ***** 4 real!
@ERM: isn’t 3-5-7 7-0-2? LMAO!@. hell if I know! LOL!
Hey! @
I’m Just Me
Ms Sugar Walls
Lauren
Nikki
KzzMe
What’s up ladies…are you SITTING UP STRAIGHT!
@Hanibal
HUG baby!
Damn was Latifah at the premiere or at the movies?? Like Manns Chinese Theater or Reagal Cinama??? Like her shoes though LOL
@LAUREN:…LOL! THAT WOULD HAVE ME ON FIRE IF I HAD A CHILD AND THEY TOOK TO SOME OTHER CHICK!
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I feel you on that one, especially if they were as powerful and famous as Diddy, I’d be like nah you sit your ***** with me in this regular ***** house! lmao!
@Afiya
How dare u give a shout out to all these ungrateful ladies then hug me!
@Aifya, what up Miss? I’m sitting UP!
King Latifah had to sit in a whole row by herself so she could fit in the theater!
*Slaps Hannibal*
Feel better now!
@Afiya! What’s goody?
@Hannibal here is your Cyber Hug! mmmmhhh mmmaaaahh!
Hmmm…Afiya, somethin about u is just turnin me on!
wow hannibal…*snicker*
*scratches head* @ KZZ…Oaktown 3-5-7 should be geezas by now…and what in da helly happened to 702? ah memories….i used to bump where my girls at..*hummin da tune*
Dang….Al B. Sure looks like he spit that kid out. They look like twins.
KNOCKED HANNIBAL THE FU$CK OUT! AFTER CYBER HUG! FEELS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER! LMAO!
@Lauren: see I wouldn’t worry about no ***** like that bcuz I know I would be a great Mom and handle my business from the rip! ya feel me?
This is the last one, no more dammit, I have a reputation of bein Bossip’s most hated person!
KZZ where my hug at heffa???!
*kicks a rock* I mean, since you givin’em out.
Yea Hannibal…y’all men like it rough…turns my husband on too!
I cant believe u just did that! After all the great things I have done for the women of Bossip!
@ERM: U 2 man I had the whole house lit up til mom’s came home! *turns music down* *jumps at mom* like I wanna run dat *****! LMAO!
Hannibal i dont hate you…i love everyone…cept erm, him, and him and oooo her too *pointin*
This is the last one, no more dammit, I have a reputation of bein Bossip’s most hated person!
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LOL! Don’t give yourself too much credit….you may be 5th AT BEST. *****ody hates you, you’re just annoying.
erm=female….do I talk like a dude? pwahahah! still takin hugs though…yall makin my day fly by…*looks at clock* woohoo 5 mo hrs
@ERM: MMMMMHHH MMMMMAAAAH! BIG AZZ HUG! now watch somebody fon come *****in with me! and imma have to break fool! LMAO! NO MORE HUGS! *looks around at other blogs to see who wants it* LMAO!
Yea Hannibal…y’all men like it rough…turns my husband on too!
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LMAO! I feel you, gotta choke me a lil bit! LMAO!
@Lauren
I thought u were given me the silent treatment?! I knew u couldn’t resist Hannibal!
I thought u were given me the silent treatment?! I knew u couldn’t resist Hannibal!
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I’m still not talking to you, this will be my last response.
yall makin my day fly by…*looks at clock* woohoo 5 mo hrs
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Yes! This is where the magic happens *almost forgot how to spell magij* lol!
@Lauren
Don’t deny it, you can’t ignore me forever! I got you and every other lady in Bossip whipped! Isn’t that right ladies?!
Don’t answer him ya’ll let us ignore it
Lisa Raye shoes are sexy!
*almost forgot how to spell magij* lol!
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I guess I still forgot! lmao!
@Lauren
Don’t fight it ma, I feel it too!
hahahah lauren….thank da lord for mornin shifts…out at 2:45….bout to put my daisy dukes on
OMG. I ab*****ely LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Jada’s DRESS !!! Gota have it…..
KZZ u cant say no mo hugs and got givin out cyber hugs by ya name…hahahahahahah! das comedy
opps ty-po !! I’m drooling over the dress… I meant absolutely!!!
lisa raye is sooooooooooooooo pretty. she looks to be in her early 30’s.
see now KZZ i gotta pinch people all day til i leave cuz das what i’m reppin…*lookin for victims*
@Lauren
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lisa raye does NOT look like she in her 30s on that pic…she look run down…po lisa…she looks haggard…*pinches come on*
King Latifah only went to the movie premier for the free popcorn!
still laffin @ da word Hollyweird
@ERM: *KZZ looks around for erm cuz she pointed that ***** out* lmao! by the way that pinch hurt like hell!
@ Erm, What the HELLY?
LMAO, U pri-lee rite!
WOW, the ladies were on point in that premiere.. except for Queen Latifah???? why, why, why..
anywayz…
1. Jada looks stunning
2. Tatiana Ali& Tia Mowry ( a tie)
3. Vanessa williams
I like Lisa Rayes shoes and the color of her dress but, I don’t like the actual dress.
pwahahahha sorry KZZ I musta stabbed u wit my nail!
@ERM: be nice to Lisa her man ain’t no damn good!
@Lauren you gotta admit it’s hard to ignore hannibal crazy azz! LMAO!
Everybody looked GREAT! Gotta love the Smiths clan.
Tifah was a little underdressed, but she still looks good. I like her sun-kissed locks, Nice.
Opps…
@Hannibal
LMAO, U pri-lee rite!
Her man playin her foul? OMG…we got to go to da Turks and Caicos island and roll gangsta on his *****!
I feel that it’s kind of dis-respectful for Latifah to show up there looking like that… horrible!!
i think Jada outcl*****ed her fam on dat pic…you could cut Will out and da rest and she’d look like cl*****ic hollywood
King Latifah only saw Han***** becuz there was a trail of sausages from her house to the movie theater!
LisaRaye looks like Wanda Sykes with a curly wig in this photo. That’s a pretty-colored dress though. We should be easy on her, she’s going through a rough time.
I wish Queen Latifah put a little more effort into her appearance, like Jada-she looks great.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!
ok so for da UMPTEENTH time…what is goin on wit Lisa Raye? Why she got it rough?
Hannibal what kind of sausages? Jimmy Dean?
LMAO. Sure!
@ERM: If we were to go to Turks he would want both of us at the same time I’m sure! cuz dats the kinda “DOG” he is!
aaaaaaahh, this room is much more pleasant…
I’d rather be entertained by Hannibal then that horrible “Lawlessness” post.
@KzzMe…gurl don’t you pinch me…I bruise easily *moves outta KzzMe’s way*
@Hannibal
I see you still going hard at these broads in here blood!
Oh sh-t I Love the Queen but I’m dissapointed in her right now!!! but that’s still no reason to call her names and a gay slur people… BE NICE… your mom would apprecaiate it.
@ Afiya
Hannibal is being immature though.. why be mean to somone over their sexual orientation???? is he homophobic??
hey, KZZ u stealin my pinches? *pinches KZZ harder than all get out
LMAO @ Hannibal!
Lisa Raye is 41. She has always been proud of her age. I also think it’s silly when people say they hope they look that good when they get that age. How will they look that good in their 40s when they don’t look that good in their 20s and 30s
Whats good my Bossip peeps?
@necy
What did I say to make you think that I am homophobic?!
*lookin at necy*….Hannibal is immature? I thought he was just jokin…*lookin at hannibal* You bein immature?
Naughty naughty *pinches you*
Broads??????????? wtf?
Hey MDaddy!
LMAO @ laura…word! Heeeey M-Daddy…*wavin frantically*
To all the LADIES of Bossip:
Come on, do you really think that I am immature, after all of the great things that I have done for everyone?!
@necy
Sorry, it is what it is…if that’s what she is so be it…don’t take it so serious (this is not CNN)…this is only for entertainment…loosen up…laugh a little!
LMAO @ da word broad<—too comical a word to be mad at..whew!
Hannibal…what you done did for me? do tell…
Why is Lil Romeo posing for a picture with Will Smith and his family??????
Broads??????????? wtf?
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I know right…
Hannibal..what u done did for me? do tell?
@Afiya
Did you just call me a she?!
*taps foot waiting on Hannibal*
@Afiya: I’m not pinching i’m hugging! LOL
*looks around gives MDADDY! a big cyber hug mmmhhhh mmmmmaaaahhh! HI Bid daddy!
@laura: LMAO at your comment! TRUE!
Hannibal…what you done did for me? do tell…
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lmao! if I were talking to him, this is what I would have said! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lmao!
@Erm
Well, I have been nice to u…right?
NO Hannibal…I was talking about Queer Latifah
I would DARE make that mistake
@Lauren
I have treated all of u women like queens from day 1 and this is the thanx I get?!
Never really paid much attention to this Tia chik.Very attractive.What is she in?
Everyone looks fabulous… Will & Jada have a beautiful family.
@Lauren: what’s wrong? *looks around gives lauren another big hug “MMMMMMMMHHHHH MMMMMMAAAAHH!
Yall there is this lady here at work and she is so “F”ng nosey I want to SLAP HER! 4real! one of dem old time “***** SLAPS”!
*looks around sneaks over to her desk ppooooohh yahhh! slap da ***** outta dat *****!
why wouldnt you be? i’m lovable dammit! @ Hannibal so I in fact made your day great…*flips hair*
LMAO @ lauren
Afiya….
Good day. Any plans for the long one?
erm KZZ…why u so volatile..*pinches you so you can calm down* here, drink some of my energy drink
@MDADDY: Big Daddy you want me to get on my knees this early! I said HI! LMAO!
@Lauren(Check me out!)
Hey MDaddy!
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Hey lil sis
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)
Hey baby girl, whats going on?
@M-Daddy
What’s up blood?
@NIKKI: U B appearing! Distapeering! LMAO! I know how to spell disappear people! that’s my rug rats joke!
@ERM: damn a energy drink I need Grey/Cranberry! dammitt! I’m sure err’;body works wit somebody you wanna lay da ***** out! LOL!
@ Erm, what the HELLY? (givin out pinches)(Check me out!)
LMAO @ laura…word! Heeeey M-Daddy…*wavin frantically*
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Are you behaving yourself?? Giving out pinches and thangs. LOL
@MDADDY! nutin just chillin with my BOSSIP peeps! why did you take your pic down from your gravy? I said I was going to do my pic cuz hell I talk to some of yall err’day! why not!
would = wouldn’t
Sorry ’bout that!
It’s OK Afiya, people make mistakes, like when King Latifah decided to step out of the house lookin like she lives in a house with no mirrors!
KZZME….
Folks need jobs…I need to set up interviews….folks are atupid….I wish I could share some of these e-mail addresses I get….example (mock)
Kissmy*****@aol.com you send that to a career center?
i must be confrused…cuz im the only one givin out pinches and i was the one who waved frantically at M-Daddy…
@KZZ das true..and she right here tryin to read my screen cuz she hear me laffin out loud…
@Kevin(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
What’s up blood?
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Whats good pimpin?? Man the Town is major wild dawg
Hey Nikki
Can’t wait for the LONG week-end…I’m having guest coming down from Philly Thursday…we gonna have a Bar-B-Q…go check out Big Willie and get smashed.
I’m usually playing music but this time I have some old comedy CD…by Moms Mabley…Eddie…Redd Foxx…etc
It’s gonna be fun!…if your in the Norfolk area…HOLLA!
*fixes lipgloss*…hannibal u cracks me consistently up. *bats lashes*
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDADDY! nutin just chillin with my BOSSIP peeps! why did you take your pic down from your gravy? I said I was going to do my pic cuz hell I talk to some of yall err’day! why not!
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Should I put it back up?
Queen should have stayed off the red carpet.
@Erm, what the HELLY? (givin out pinches)(Check me out!)
i must be confrused…cuz im the only one givin out pinches and i was the one who waved frantically at M-Daddy
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I spoke to you boo, whats wrong?
@NIKKI: u gotta be kidding me? how GHETTO! wow! and it’s sad bcuz you wanna help!
@Afiya: *looks around c if I would take drive to Norfolk! even though she wasn’t talking 2 me* LMAO! but it sounds like so much fun!
@ERM: *reaches around give co-worker backhand like we use to get from momma*! LOL!
@ Afiya
Good morning ma’am
@MDaddy! why not! some of the newcomers don’t know what you look like! had a sister wanting to fly to Oakland!…just jokes! I love my boo boo! but I flirt 2 much! gets me in alot of trouble! LMAO!
wow KZZ my mama neva backhanded me, must b why im so smart moufed….but she did tell my 7 yr old cousin yestaday she was gone gangsta slap him..im like ma wussa gangsta slap? aint it pimp slap? LMAO
yes M-Daddy…nuffin wrong *kicks rock*
Afiya….
WILL DO!!! All my folk…BECAREFUL!!! I dont want to hear about DUI’s and other non pleasant activies. Chill at the house…drank…moke…give/get pipe…eat big….hug ya kids….after taking a shower from the pipe 1-2….
KZZ you love booboo or your man? be clear
Can’t wait for the LONG week-end…I’m having guest coming down from Philly Thursday…we gonna have a Bar-B-Q…go check out Big Willie and get smashed
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I don’t remember getting an Invite!!
KZZME…
Dude!!! I want to help so bad. The thing is the ppl are older….30+…dumb SOB’s….
@NIKKI: thank you! I talk my talk but I’m the way making sure err’body is taking care of!
@ERM: Yeah I got the hell knocked outta me b-cuz of my mouth! LMAO! my mother use to say imma slap the black off you! I was like but I’m not dark skinned! LMAO! she couldn’t help but laugh! ***** I was serious, cuz I was wondering where she was going to get it from?!
@NIKKI: 2 old for that dumb ***** Nik! I feel you! of course we tease around with each other on here, but I’m sure we uphold our job positions with professionalsm. damn if I spelled it right! LMAO!
@ERM: STOP SPELL CHECKING AND POINTING OUT MY ***** DAMMITT! LMAO! I LUVS MY BAE! HOW BOUT DAT? DMAN YOU! LOL!
Yall there is this lady here at work and she is so “F”ng nosey I want to SLAP HER! 4real! one of dem old time “***** SLAPS”!
*looks around sneaks over to her desk ppooooohh yahhh! slap da ***** outta dat *****!
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Girl you know I’m only a hop, skip, and an L train away girl. I had to handle this lady that was PSSSSSTING me last week, ASK MDADDY! LOL
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy! why not! some of the newcomers don’t know what you look like! had a sister wanting to fly to Oakland!…just jokes! I love my boo boo! but I flirt 2 much! gets me in alot of trouble! LMAO!
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There you go. LOL
KZZ who’s DMAN?
hahahahah just playin…i cant help it girl…i teach kids english..pwhahah
LMAO @ Pssst *BLOOGE*!
KZZME….
P-R-O???????? LOL!!!
DUMB *****ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone burned popcorn and that ***** stanks!!! HOES!!!
@Lauren
Girl you know I’m only a hop, skip, and an L train away girl. I had to handle this lady that was PSSSSSTING me last week, ASK MDADDY! LOL
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I told you what to do, next time she pssssssst you ask her very loudly if she farted
hahahah m daddy
@ERM: U damn fool! I believe me bcuz my sister is an English Maj! and she does the same *****! “F” yall! LMAO!
@Lauren: oh you did handle the pssssst lady? good for you!
@MDaddy;it’s all love! just be jokes that’s all I don’t want you to be scared to talk to me on-line! we all know what happens to online LOVE! remember back in January? and that’s all I will say!
omg…Quincy.. ::panting::
Hey MDaddy…HUG!
KzzMe…You more than welcomed to come…we have plenty room…
No drinking and driving here…I can’t get people to leave the house once they get here…I know I’mma have a hard time getting them to the movies…we be bustin’ it babies!
And will you stop slappin’ that woman…you gonna send her home on workmens comp
Well my family I’m leaving tomorrow and I still havent found a Soul Food place in San Antonio. Can yall help a brotha out?? Google something for me or something.
i have to get out of this thread
@bree(Check me out!)
i have to get out of this thread
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Bree is that you? You are pretty
@Afiya: Thanks 4 da invite! if you can’t get people to leave then already know what happens in Norfolk! alright now!
@BREE..waaazzzzup! “HUGS”
AWW Lauren, you know Philly folks don’t need an invite…just come on down! Just let me know so all y’all won’t pile in here at the same time
@NIKK: Damn I swear we fam 4real I can’t stand the smell of burned popcorn!
pure unadulterated comedy in here @ KZZ. u just mad cuz we know how to speak engrish..and YES i know i said ENGRISH..heffa…LMAO
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)
@MDaddy;it’s all love! just be jokes that’s all I don’t want you to be scared to talk to me on-line! we all know what happens to online LOVE! remember back in January? and that’s all I will say!
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See there you go again. LOL Why you gotta bring up old stuff???
@ERM: U so silly! that’s not the first time you’ve heard that i’m sure! LOL!
@MDaddy: I tryed to leave it out but I couldn’t resist! LMAO!
@Lauren: oh you did handle the pssssst lady? good for you!
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Yea I had too or I would have went insane, my hormones already be poppin like a *****!
LOL@Mdaddy….hows the boyz?
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)
@MDaddy: I tryed to leave it out but I couldn’t resist! LMAO!
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What ever happened to them?? I havent seen them on here in a cool minute
why my fork just broke in half in my mouth? i mean dam..im just eatin salad…its yo fault KZZ…*pinches da fool outcha*
Afiya…
Tell them folk to sleep it off..in the car!!!
KZZME….
I BET NOT smell like that ***** or imma go ape nuts on the culprit!!!
@Lauren
Yea I had too or I would have went insane, my hormones already be poppin like a *****!
LOL@Mdaddy….hows the boyz?
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Big and hungry. LOL I had to have one of those long Daddy to Sons talk last night about this trip we are taking. For the most part they are good kids I think their only downfall is they have my sense of humor,thats not always a good thing. LOL
LISA RAYE IS SEARCHING HARD FOR SOME MORE MILLIONS!!
@Nikki…I know what they gonna tell me…”I ain’t going out…we came here to party…we can go to the movies when we get home”…they do it to me every time.
The Smith family looks nice together , hope they have a happy family life and stay together.
@MDaddy: IDK! they haven’t been here even since I left? and came back! that was priceless! LMAO!
@NIK: I know that’s right!
@ERM: aaaahhh poor thang! I hope you aight! that’s some good azz salad!
hahahh girl *mmmm ranch dressing* @ KZZ
*KZZ throws cu*****bers across the room hits nosey lady instead of ERM* LMAO!
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy: IDK! they haven’t been here even since I left? and came back! that was priceless! LMAO!
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Both of them were mad coo. too bad it happened the way it did
@MDaddy! Yeah they were..kept this board on fire!
@Lauren: you know what we are talking bout right?
Big and hungry. LOL I had to have one of those long Daddy to Sons talk last night about this trip we are taking. For the most part they are good kids I think their only downfall is they have my sense of humor,thats not always a good thing. LOL
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HA! Giving you a taste of your own medicine huh? lol!!
Thats so cute though, I’m glad they are well…
@Lauren: you know what we are talking bout right?
I’m trying to remember, January?? Refresh my memory?
@alicia w… i agree Will and his family are gorgeous together and i wish them the best also!!!!
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy! Yeah they were..kept this board on fire!
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I felt bad about the situation but it kept us entertained for weeks LMAO
@Lauren: remember they were flirting big time on here. Then they finally met up and it was a disaster! all hell broke loose!
Lauren
HA! Giving you a taste of your own medicine huh? lol!!
Thats so cute though, I’m glad they are well…
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They think because its more of them then me that they can outsmart me. WRONG!!!!!!
@MDaddy: yeah you were always coolabout *****! never let ***** rattle you on here! even when some people tryed to come at you, you would just handle them with ease!
Hey yall what Gravy do you guys see??
KZZME…
When did you officially start the ‘CYBER HUG’ champion? Nut…..
@MDaddy: I still see the raiders gravy!
Booo…
A raiders skull….
GO BROWNS….
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy: yeah you were always coolabout *****! never let ***** rattle you on here! even when some people tryed to come at you, you would just handle them with ease!
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Trust me sometimes its not easy, but everybody is entitled to their opinions.
The other day when that damn fool was trying to make us look like we were trouble makers! I decided from then on I would hug every unhappy person that comes on here acting fool! I give out real hugs too so it works both ways! You can tell when it’s a sarcastic hug!
@NIKKI UNDERWOOD & KZZMERGHTTHERE
Thanks ladies. I changed my Gravy about 30min ago. Oh well
@MDaddy: Yeah it’s true, but sometimes I can’t resist some of the dumb comments! and I fall victim to ***** myself! but now I give out “HUGS! LOL!
IMMA HOLLA YALL…I AM GOING TO LUNCH! IT’S A SHAME I WORK AND GO BACK AND FORTH TO THIS BOARD AS IT IS! LMAO!
((((((CYBER HUGS)))))))
Was that it? LOL!!!
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
The other day when that damn fool was trying to make us look like we were trouble makers! I decided from then on I would hug every unhappy person that comes on here acting fool! I give out real hugs too so it works both ways! You can tell when it’s a sarcastic hug!
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I forget who it was but someone told me that you can tell alot about a person by the way they hug you. Is that true???
@NIK: YEAH!
mDADDY, Who is kzz talking about, LACYD??
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy: Yeah it’s true, but sometimes I can’t resist some of the dumb comments! and I fall victim to ***** myself! but now I give out “HUGS! LOL!
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I can dig it but for the most part it aint worth my time
@MDAddy: dammit I’m tryna go 2 lunch! but Yeah! I think so because I don’t know about yall but I can feel vibes off people, my family says it’s a gift but when I call somebody out that comes around the family! and it turns out that person is just up to no good everybody is like “Damn you said that *****”!
go to lunch kzz fo i pinch u
@Lauren(Check me out!)
mDADDY, Who is kzz talking about, LACYD??
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Naw, Paigey and Bones. It was all bad
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDAddy: dammit I’m tryna go 2 lunch! but Yeah! I think so because I don’t know about yall but I can feel vibes off people, my family says it’s a gift but when I call somebody out that comes around the family! and it turns out that person is just up to no good everybody is like “Damn you said that *****”!
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MISS CLEO???? “CALL ME NOW!!!!!!” LMAO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DANG MDADDY I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT, Bone Jordan, Pagies MAN!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN!
All the women look gorgeous except for Latifah.
Oops, I already said all the Ladies!
Will and Jada- beautiful couple with a beautiful family. Willow will grown into her ears and her looks will get better with age just like Jada did. If you look at Willow you can see a lot of Lena James from A Different World,
WOW JADA AND WILL ALWAYS DRESS NICE BUT WHAT IS UP WITH THEIR KIDS CLOTHES ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE GIRL WILLOW I MEAN THAT IS AN UGLY OUTFIT SHE HAS ON.
pretty princess…. oh snap.. i forgot Jada played Lena on Different world… i saw some of the re-runs the other night with dwayne wayne… plus someone said the guy dancing on there was Diddy… i dont know??
Everyone looks great and its nice to see black hollywood come out in style with the exception of Latifah!!!
@Lauren(Check me out!)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DANG MDADDY I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT, Bone Jordan, Pagies MAN!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN!
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That was some super duper major DRAMA!!!!
@Ms Certain
What are u talkin about everyone looks good? Look at Will Smith’s oldest son! That ***** look as ugly as Sinbad!
TATI & TIA!!!
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!!!
THEY LIKE YOUR BEST FRIENDS SISTER YOU WATCHED GROW UP.
FIRST THEY JUST CUTE LITTLE GIRLS, THEN ONE DAY…
BAM!!!
THEY ALL UP IN YOUR FACE GROWN WOMAN STYLE!!!
LOVELY
OK…I wanna know the January scoop…who met whom and what disaster happen…
@MDaddy…why you have to mess up the screen
OH my faulk (as my daughter says) MDaddy…that was Lauren…she gets a p*****!
@ ms braided beauty are you a true stepper or do you front with it????
Stepping is my thang sweetheart
ms certain… you are right about black hollywood.. but i wont judge latifah’s looks but i like her anyway!!!
@ Da Pro…… uh i got love for you b/c you say you are a stepper but baby please… i have been steppin all my life.. have family members who teach it as a side hustle…go to youtube.com and hit kellz. “steppin in the name of love ” thats how we do it and thats not even the best part… please i got steppin in my blood born and raised in chicago and you cant hardly live in chi without knowing how to step… even the lil kids know how and im talking about all the dipping, side sliding all the hand movements and hands sliding down the back all of it…. wish i could show you bro!
Da pro… i got ole sckoll gater slides in my family and they even taught me how to two-step and mix it in with steppin… thats all my family does when we party…even the young folks in my fam stop booty shaking and break dancing when we start steppin everybody stops and watches or joins in… got to love it!!
jada…damn!
Why did I watch Sister Sister early this am!
Real Talk- how come in the 80’s and 90’s we had so many black TV shows and nowadays we have 1 or 2??
Remember:
Sister Sister
A Different World
The Cosby Show
The Brothers
Homeboys in Outer*****e
Family Matters
227
Amen
The Jeffersons
Sparks
In the House
Y’all name the rest!
Hannibal
King Latifah only saw Han***** becuz there was a trail of sausages from her house to the movie theater!
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LOL
Da pro… come on back baby!!!!!!!
Da pro…. its my thang too baby… i wouldnt put it in my gravy or front like that… i am a real person not a fake on here!!!!
That was some super duper major DRAMA!!!!
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Damn, I never really knew the whole story though, was it crazy?
MsBraidedBeauty…I’m jealous…I can’t step to save my life…my kids were trying to teach me but I kept getting all messed up…they finally told me to have a seat
the only thing I can do is the electric slide…I’m mad I can’t even do the Detroit Hustle 
I’m sweetheart. Stepping is beautiful thang in the hands of the right people
I was digging the Kelz video expect for his part. That fool wasn’t stepping, he was spinning all over the place. I always loved stepping but I really got into for real the last few years.
Oh, I’m Chi-town born and raised sweetheart. So you know it’s in my blood
@ Aifya
If you have partner that can get down, let him lead and guide you. Trust me, you’ll pick up stepping in no time.
Ok this is what happened:
Well as you know Paigey and Bones were getting cool on this evil site, well they decided to meet each other in person, well I guess the way Bones described him self wasnt acurate in the eyes of Paigey. so it was all bad. Thats the short version.
@DaPro…well I guess that’s out cause my husband can’t even do the electric slide.
We do have a dance him & I do that folks be wildin’ out on when we do it…but I wanna learn to step!
@ Da pro…. glad you are back sweets… yeah its good to chat with a felloe chicagoan.. i was born in Cook County Hosp.. but my son and daughter were born in Illinois Masonic… lived on the south side mostly … moved to cabrini green… moved to rogers parkand lived on the west side shortly.. got family all over… i told you the video is nice but if you want to see the real steppers you got to come to chi and hit all the nice clubs… kellz made that for the video you can tell he was steppin on a gl***** slick flor.. but its all good.. i know kellz can step i have seen him step… but like i said its all good… i know i can step with the best of them (no bragging) so one daymaybe we can prove to each other!!!
Well that explains it Afiya. You and your husband should take a few cl*****es together. Don’t trip my wife has no rhythm, I mean none!
I never danced when I was a shorty, but as a brotha gets older and wiser I’m appreciating the finer more subtle things
Slow dancing with a beautiful sista is no doubt one of those finer things
2 afiya….. miss lady , all you got to do is get a guy who knows and let him lead you like da pro said.. its all about the woman following the man thats how i learned and you can follow his hand movements .. its all in the hands , the hands tell you when to turn , when he puts his hand around your waist it leads you to step backwards with him…. hey im giving lessons on here..afiya i am going to charge you… no just kidding mami’s you all good!!
@MDaddy: LMAO!Ok this is what happened:
Well as you know Paigey and Bones were getting cool on this evil site, well they decided to meet each other in person, well I guess the way Bones described him self wasnt acurate in the eyes of Paigey. so it was all bad. Thats the short version.
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That ***** was hilarious!
@ERM: hell you at?
@ Ms BB
No doubt sweetheart, we gotta see what you got on the dance floor. I’m decent but I can get down lady.
So where you at now? I’m still in the Chi, south side born and raised in Englewood. My people still there but I’m in West Pullman these days. I need to make a move though. ***** is getting too crazy these days
@Afiya: Don’t feel bad I don’t know how 2 step either! and I love to see people do it!
da pro… you are sure nuff right brother… the last dance i went tom in chi was at the east of the ryan and it was slow dancing all night and steppin and ole skool bopping… we had a ball.. no gym shoes, no nba jerseys, no jeans , it was dress to impress and i mean those chi folks no how to dress!!! you know how we do it!!! my fam still wears stacy adams and fedoras so you know how that goes!!!
Everyone looks nice, I would rock Queen’s sneaks!!!!
Come on mama, I got my walking suit on right now luv’n the 80 degree weather. I’m ready to hit a spot and chill. East of the Ryan- are you an old head or a young old head???
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)
That ***** was hilarious!
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I felt bad because we were all so cool, then that situation happened and it kind of had the crew sidin against one another.
da pro… i hate to even say it but im in Az right now…..boring azz AZ . its too hot and too many catuses, but i came out here to help a family memeber in need and i cant wait to get back to my roots.. i hate im missing the taste of chicago… i heard they were grilling shark meat…. i use to live up around the near north side.. which is around the Howard and Juneway terrance area… you know they call that the jungle… near the Howard St el( howard and paulina) got fam in evanston too!
I felt bad because we were all so cool, then that situation happened and it kind of had the crew sidin against one another.
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LOL….Yea I feel you, they were cool peoples too! And I miss Lacyd, I see her from time to time on here.
@MDaddy: Yeah I know kuz I was new to the board then: so I really was just kinda reading along like others. then the next thing I knew the big w/e was coming up! and then “KABOOMMM”! LOL!
anybody know how to clear your cache??
da pro… im a young head who loves to party with the old heads….that was a spot that i was hanging with ny older brother….hell i always love to party with the old heads , they lay it out . last youngsta party i went to they were shooting up some stuff.. dont have time for that.. so i stick to the house parties!!!
Thanks MsBB…I’mma try again next time I’m in Philly…I know I can do it…I just have to let the man lead…I’m listening to the beat of the music and moving like that…that’s what messes me up…got to learn to be a follower (for the first time)
@Lauren: I don’t think LacyD was a part of that IDK! I don’t remember her being a part of it I just know she knew the deal, but even back then Lauren you were like you didn’t want to get involved with any of it!
But LacyD use to have everybody cracking up on here!
@LAuren: I was just about to ask that too!
da pro… it is getting crazy in chi… even in Evanston, they call it lil chicago!! even got the jamaicans and belizians fighting each other and you know they usually stick together!
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@MDaddy: Yeah I know kuz I was new to the board then: so I really was just kinda reading along like others. then the next thing I knew the big w/e was coming up! and then “KABOOMMM”! LOL!
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KABOOMMM!!!!!! was right. LOL *****ody saw that coming
Okay never mind I cleared it…i think….
I see MDADDY’S new pic
2 afiya… once you learn you will love and it is so cl*****y much better than the booty shaking which i can do but come on who cant.. nothing a woman dressed nicely and on the dance floor with her man dressed to kill and steppin to a nice song, instead of her dressed nicely and sweating to some booty shaking music.!!!
My lil cousin is in town from Zona. She’s going to school out there. I haven’t hit the taste yet but you know I gotta go.
I’ll be on the look out and see what I can get for ya sweetheart. Nothing like Chi-town in the summer expect for the fools that come out.
My old man havs been living in the same spot for 66 years and some lil *****s tried to rob him. Hit my old man with a pipe and gashed his head. Now the whole hood is looking for these clowns
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
@Lauren: I don’t think LacyD was a part of that IDK! I don’t remember her being a part of it I just know she knew the deal, but even back then Lauren you were like you didn’t want to get involved with any of it!
But LacyD use to have everybody cracking up on here!
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Yeah LacyD was my cyber wifey. She was off the hook. LOL
I went to tools then internet options then delete files then ok, ok….
@Lauren(Check me out!)
Okay never mind I cleared it…i think….
I see MDADDY’S new pic
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I was going to ask if it ever showed. It looks blurry though huh?
da pro… i will be back in Chicago the end of this month and i will be jumpimg for joy… never thought i would be so glad to get back to my hometown but i will be happy.. i miss mychi.. b/c at least i know whose phoney and who aint for i found some real phonies since i left there!
da pro… i cant even begin to tell you about the craziness my fam is involved in but hey i still miss them. even last week my friend had ahome evasion and they rang the door bell in broad daylight, no masks ties up everybody in the house includding the nurse who was there for a home visit on her grandma.. busted folks up side the head and only got a camcorder , no money but some change, b/c they kepp their money in safe deposit box!!!
@Lauren: Thanks it worked for me as well!
@MDaddy: yeah the picture came out blurry!
I was going to ask if it ever showed. It looks blurry though huh?
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Kind of, like it was taken on a camera phone, but its a nice pic baldy!
when i get back to chi i want to look you up… i will give you my email address b 4 i leave to go back!! @ da pro!!!!
Okay KZZ….We’re waiting for your pic now…
And mines might be changing soon, that hair style is old, I cut my hair all off its short and curly like Nicole Murphy’s now…
Everyone looks nice,I think that will’s oldest son trey should do something different with his hair..and willow needs a new hairstyle..I don’t know but to me jada startin to look more and more like posh spice..she hardly ever smiles,she looks like a statue,she’s cute but to me she looked way prettier a few years ago..like when her and will made that song and video together
@Lauren
Kind of, like it was taken on a camera phone, but its a nice pic baldy!
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LOL Speaking of that I’m about due for a nice touch up in the non-hair department
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE
@MDaddy: yeah the picture came out blurry!
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Ok I changed it to the old picture. It should show in about 4 hours. Stupid Gravatar
LOL Speaking of that I’m about due for a nice touch up in the non-hair department
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HA! Don’t you know me carrying this baby is making my hair fall out? damn I’m like I already don’t have any hair and now its falling out??
ah well….
DID ANYBODY CATCH THE MANDELA 46664 CONCERT ON VH1 LAST NIGHT????????
Yeah no doubt drop that email on me. Hurry up and get back home. It’s alot of bs going on so you know a brotha need all the luv he can get
I check Bossip out to get the latest so I’ll look for you lady
@Lauren
HA! Don’t you know me carrying this baby is making my hair fall out? damn I’m like I already don’t have any hair and now its falling out?? ah well….
DID ANYBODY CATCH THE MANDELA 46664 CONCERT ON VH1 LAST NIGHT????????
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How are you doing? Are you showing your baby bump yet?? I was flippin channels and ran across Amy “the dope fiend” Winehouse doing her thing. I was disgusted
@ afiya… where do you live at???? i like the picture … who is that on your picture?
yes, MDaddy, that is me! thank you!..
Good Afternoon KZZ, Lauren, Afiya, MDaddy, all friendly BOSSIPERS!!
@ Lauren
I know this is an off the wall question but do you know anybody in Philly with the last name of Ryder?? Ok narrow it down to about 200. LOL
da pro… sweetheart, i wish you could hook me up with some chi-town food becuase this food is just nasty here, even their subway is nasty.. i miss mac’arthurs soul food on madison and edna’s soul food, i miss the jerk chicken off howard steet with the jamaicans and the curry chicken off 79th from the jamicans, i miss leons bbq, oh i got to stop.. aint nothing like it! da pro can you take a pi of a rib and send it on the gravy for me.. jst kidding but my comp wont let me send pic out but its all good ill keep them with me!
I got some Cheetos and that put me in a good mood.
da pro… are my sense that strong or am i trippin all of a sudden i smell barbeque,,, you know that smokey smeel on madison st, can you send me a scratch and sniff poster lol!!!! im serious!
What picture MsBB?
If your talking about my gravatar…some random drawing I found…
If you clicked on my name…that’s me on my last birthday…
Ladies time flys…enjoy it while you can…I never ever thought I would appreciate getting older…but I feel fabulous at my age…and when I tell people how old I am they be like…NAW…get outta here…LOL
thats senses and smell darn typos!!!!!
How are you doing? Are you showing your baby bump yet?? I was flippin channels and ran across Amy “the dope fiend” Winehouse doing her thing. I was disgusted
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Yea my stomach is super big! lol! I’lls end u a pic when i take some, but I haven’t gotten an ultrasound yet, I’m 19 weeks today, next tuesday i get one, I hope they don’t say its two babies especially since i am a twin because I am growing!!
And I actually know no one by the last name of Ryder, sorry.
Bree, why you looking for 6 figgaz??
Whats up girl, that picture is pretty!
Bye afiya…..see ya later!
@MDaddy
My step-daughter last name is Ryder…her moms name is Cathy…they live in North Philly.
Bye MsBB…take care!
@bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
yes, MDaddy, that is me! thank you!..
Good Afternoon KZZ, Lauren, Afiya, MDaddy, all friendly BOSSIPERS!!
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You look very cl*****y
You getting the calling for some ribs
I was at my Aunt’s house for a fam bar-b-que and they usually put some beef or lamb ribs on the grill for me. My mom must have thought they did cause she put two ribs on a plate. I know something wasn’t right when I was killing them joints but damn they was banging
Man I can’t front I haven’t eaten pork in about 10 years but them ribs was good as *****.
da pro… you ever ate at macarthurs on Madison???
What you know about Uncle Joe’s Jerk Chicken or Harolds?
Harolds is the only spot I know where you call in ahead and they still don’t have the order ready
Lauren
thank you Lauren..he requested a picture, so i put this up..he has about 24 hours b4 i take it down- so he better hurry!
LOL, Bree u funny.
LOL @ MsBB…are you telling me to leave?
da pro… i have a close guy friend who is Jamaican and he doesnt eat pork or beef, only fish,, so he got me to stop eating bacon and sausage and pork chops.. hard to give up the chops but i cant seem to let go of the rib (only pork i will fight you over) but i definetly gave it up here in Az , fish is all i eat now, salmon, snapper, maui-maui and sea b*****, you name it i will eat fish but no shark!
@Afiya(Check me out!)
@MDaddy
My step-daughter last name is Ryder…her moms name is Cathy…they live in North Philly.
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Ok ask your man if he has a person by the name of Dudley or they may call him Duck or Salim, in his family. Or you may know
MDaddy
really? i think i look sweaty…LOL..are you trying to cyber-flirt with me?
j/k..thanx
UMMM… am i the only one who is a lil concerned with the PINCKETT-SMITH clan… what is up with lil jaden and the ringlets???
OH & the lil girl… please take those “swap-meet” braids outta that childs head! PLEASE
@ afiya… heck no im not telling you to leave.. anyone with that s*****y ponytail has my utmost respect!! lol
I’ll ask him tonight MDaddy…but the name sounds familiar…I think that may be her brother.
I cut most of the red meat out of my diet, I still eat chickem ,fish, and turkey but I do it in stretches
I’m a lean brotha already so I get the blues from my people but it’s all good
I gotta bounce sweetheart but it’s been all luv. I’ll check 4 you tomorrow
chicken, my bad
da pro… what you know bout buffalo joe’s and the fish keg on howard street!!! huh !!!! what you know bout that now??????
da pro.. ok babe,, check me tomorrow,, i will be looking for you,, love talking to chi-town!!
@ bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
MDaddy
really? i think i look sweaty…LOL..are you trying to cyber-flirt with me? j/k..thanx
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I’m not flirting but who could blame me if I did?? LOL you know you one of my lil sistahs on here, just given you your props. LOL
slim brother hummm… ok da pro.. i like that already… slim brothers are always on their best in my book!!!
bye afiya im gone behind you!!
MDaddy
LOL! ok..just checking..thanx again
@Lauren
Yea my stomach is super big! lol! I’lls end u a pic when i take some, but I haven’t gotten an ultrasound yet, I’m 19 weeks today, next tuesday i get one, I hope they don’t say its two babies especially since i am a twin because I am growing!!
And I actually know no one by the last name of Ryder, sorry.
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Well you better make sure you take good care of yourself, dont make me catch a flight to Philly. And I want a cheese steak too, that gives me 2 reasons to come. LOL
wait, Lauren, are you preggers?
CONGRATULATIONS! a wedding and a new baby? oh my what a year for you!
@BREE and err’body..afternoon..sorry I’m a lil late had to get out some contracts!
@BREE: nice pic: I’m not gay people dammit! LOL! U know how this board is so quick to judge!
@Lauren: Yeah I need to get a pic up myself kuz I talk to you guys on a daily! I will I will!
@bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
MDaddy
LOL! ok..just checking..thanx again
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Its all good Bree
@Lauren: CONGRATS”! On the Baby and Wedding! aaawwwwhhh! that’s so sweet! I have nieces and nephews no lil one’s yet! I spoil them 2 death!
@ bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
wait, Lauren, are you preggers?
CONGRATULATIONS! a wedding and a new baby? oh my what a year for you!
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We are all going to be cyber uncles and aunties.
we should plan a baby shower..lol
KZZ, lol, thank you..p.s. i don’t think you’re gay either!
LMAO @ BREE!…shower! LAWD:
@MDaddy: that’s true cyber family…..
See I put up another pic and the DAMN!!!! thing aint showed up yet
@KZZMERGHTTHERE(GIVING OUT CYBER HUGS)(Check me out!)
LMAO @ BREE!…shower! LAWD:
@MDaddy: that’s true cyber family…..
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You know how we do
MDaddy
it took me a few posts b4 my pic showed up..it’s gonna come up as soon as you forget you changed it
@bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
MDaddy
it took me a few posts b4 my pic showed up..it’s gonna come up as soon as you forget you changed it
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Yeah you definately have to have patience when dealing with the mighty Gravatar
Whatz goody ya’ll? LOL, is that my dude Sinbad? WOW, what a blast from the past.
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Whats up Big Bro?? Where the hell have you been today??
Hello Brooklyn!
@M-Daddy
@Bree
Working like a mexican, LOL!! Whatz good with ya’ll? I see you guys put your gravie’s back up! Nice smile Bree!
Girl, you’re lookin’ sweeter now
You got it every day, girl
Wish that I could love you now
In a special way
You light my fire
I feel alive with you, baby
You blow my mind
I’m satisfied
Outstanding (So outstanding, yeah)
Girl, you knock me out
Excited (I’m so excited, baby)
It makes me wanna shout (Baby)
Gee, I feel so lucky, girl
To have you all alone
I really love the way you love me
Forever I’ll be yours
You blow my mind, baby
I’m so alive with you, baby
You blow my mind, baby
You blow my mind, baby, baby
You light my fire {You light my fire}
I feel alive with you, baby { I feel alive}
You blow my mind {You blow my mind}
I’m satisfied {I’m satisfied}
Outstanding (You’re so outstanding, yeah)
Girl, you knock me out (Dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby you knock me out)
Excited (So excited, baby)
It makes me wanna shout (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
Outstanding (I really love the way you knock me out)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(Shooby dooby dooby doo doo dooby)
(Girl, you knock me out)
(So excited, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(I-I’m so-so excited)
(So outstandin’, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
(I really love the way you love me, girl)
(So outstandin’)
Outstanding (So outstanding, girl)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
Excited (Girl, you know, you know, you know you knock me out)
It makes me wanna shout
You blow my mind, baby {You blow my mind}
I’m so alive with you, baby
You blow my mind, baby {You blow my mind}
You blow my mind, baby
You light my fire {You light my fire}
I feel alive with you, baby, baby
You blow my mind {You blow my mind}
I’m satisfied {I’m satisfied}
Outstanding
Girl, you knock me out
Excited (So excited)
It makes me wanna shout
Outstanding (Hey)
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you knock me out, baby)
Excited
It makes me wanna shout (Make me wanna shout, baby)
Outstanding
Girl, you knock me out (Girl, you know you knock me out, baby)
(Girl, you know, you know you knock me out, babe)
Sorry yall thats my old school music touret acting up again
thanx Brooklyn
MDaddy, idk that song..is it throwback tuesdays?
@Bree & KZZ….Thanks!!!
MDaddy..lol..ummmmmm k
@bree is looking for 6 FIGGAZ..have u seen him?(Check me out!)
thanx Brooklyn
MDaddy, idk that song..is it throwback tuesdays?
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WHAT!!!!??? How old are you? Thats The Gap Band boo. Mr. Charlie Wilson the MAN!!!!!
Your welcome Bree.
@M-Daddy
I got one for you… you ready?
@Lauren: U r so welcome! you deserve it!
@MDaddy: Yeah your other gravie is showing now! IDK what happened to my system earlier I was typing and it crashed! I said aaahh Damn Bossip! LOL!
@Lauren
Hey buddy!
@ bree
I have another one coming up right about NOW!!!!
Lookin’ back over my years
I guessed, I’ve shedded some tears
Told myself time and time again
This time I’m gonna win
But another fight, things ain’t right
I’m losin’ again
Takes a fool to lose twice
And start all over again
Think I’d better let it go
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Oh…oh…oh…)
Think I’d better let it go (What you think about it, girl), let it go, baby (Oh, yeah)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Mmm…mmm…mmm)
Tried to take control of the love
Love took control of me
‘Cause you lose all thoughts, sense of time
And have a change of mind
Takin’ the bumps and the bruises
Of all the things of a two-time loser
Tryin’ to hold on, faith is gone
It’s just another sad song
I think I’d better let it go (What you say about it?)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Oh…oh…ho…whoa…yes)
I think I’d better let it go), let it go, baby (Oh, baby)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Mmm…hmm…oh…ho…oh…)
Oh…ho…whoa…ho…
Ooh…hoo…
Oh…ho…oh…
Ooh…ooh…
Mmm…mmm…
Tried to take control of the love
Love took control of me
‘Cause you lose all thoughts, sense of time
And have a change of mind
Takin’ the bumps and the bruises
Of all the things of a two-time loser
See I try to hold on, my faith is gone
It’s just another sad song
And I think I’d better let it go (Let it go, let it go)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (I think I’d better)
Think I’d better let it go, let it go, baby (If I know what’s good for you, girl)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (I couldn’t stand this pain much longer)
Think I’d better let it go, let it go, baby (Whoa…oh…yeah)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Ooh…ooh…baby)
(Oh, sometimes, sometimes I just feel like I wanna say)
(I wanna say, mmm…mmm…)
‘Cause it looks like another love T.K.O.
(Tired of gettin’ beat up by love)
Think I’d better let it go, let it go, baby (Before it’s too late, yeah)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Hey…ey…oh, yeah) (Mmm…hmm…mmm…hmm…mmm…hmm…mmm…hmm…)
Think I’d better let it go (Yeah)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (Hey, yeah, whoa, I think I’d better)
Think I’d better let it go (Let it go), let it go, baby (Oh, yeah)
Looks like another (Yeah) love T.K.O.
(Oh, they say love is better the second time around)
Think I’d better let it go (I can’t stand on my feet)
Looks like another love T.K.O. (I’m falling down, no, ’cause, ’cause, ’cause)
I think I’d better let it go (Let it go, baby)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
I got one for you… you ready?
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lay it on me Brah
LOL @ M-Daddy… I remember that one very well.
[GPM] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
There’s just one thing I wanna say..
[GPM] The reel to reel to reel to reel yo
There’s just one thing I wanna say..
[GPM] Copy copy copy copy copy
There’s just one thing I wanna say..
[GPM] We gonna hit it down like this, y’all know the flav
There’s just one thing I wanna say..
[GPM] Uhh, Alamo, is you wit me?
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Stud Doogie, is you wit me?
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] S.O.S., is you wit me?
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Yo this how we gon’ bust it down, yo you know the flavor
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] You know what time is it, check it yo, this how we flow
[Grand Puba Maxwell]
Here comes the Puba and you know I won’t fake it
Usually bust records on gettin butt naked
Made for the Benzi, drive a ***** skins he
pump the tape, grab your *****, get with the Puba frenzy
C’mon honey sing, don’t you, try to eject
_Slow Down_’s what you say, once my joint gets erect
Some try to copy but they just can’t sketch it
Some try to follow but they just can’t catch it
With the boom boom tap, yeah alla dat
Huh, I’m livin fat, me fall off, there’ll be none of that
See who’s the one to flip it? Quick to tell a ***** to zip it
Stud drink the 40 cause we ain’t got time to sip it
Grand Puba got body
Kick some of them, some of those, and some yardies
As dope as they come, suckers sing or hum
Don’t try to step to this, you know your ***** is slum
First batter up well here’s the pitch – it’s a curve
Second batter up because the first got served
The one who arouse, as I browse for a blouse
Kick styles by the piles, as I leave a trail for miles
Skins when I please, hit from here to Tel Aviv
I’m gettin G’s, no more time for the line of free cheese
Here’s the four one one hon, the one who gets the job done
I know you know the flavor of the Puba
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, na-nah nah nah nah, this how we bump it yo!
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Yaknahmsayin? Big Jeff in the house, we gon’ move it like this
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Ha hah, Baby Pop Baby Pop in the house, bust how we bust it down
What goes around comes back around again..
[GPM] Y’all you know the flavor.. Sincere Allah, check check check check!
[Grand Puba Maxwell]
O-kay o-kay o-kay, what more could I say?
Alamo get the boom and.. parlay parlay
I’m far from the average, civilize the savage
When I’m low on protein I’m with the bean soup and cabbage
Skins on the diet, kick the flavor, cause a riot
Do a show and get the dough and then I’m off to the Hyatt
So tie me on the spliff, ain’t no ands or if
And if you really wanna riff you just might end up playin stiff
Girbauds hangin baggy, Hilfiger on the top
Knapsack on the back, that’s just my flavor Hobbes
As my man gives a zigga zigga, watchin three grow bigga bigga
To Pos K, that’s my *****
Here goes the wreck, whaddayou expect?
If you wanna see some wreck, send cash, not a check
Grand Puba, more than a public figure
Quick to kick the bone up the butt of a golddigger
Now Tic-Tac-Toe means I hit three in a row
If I do a show then you better have my dough
Low, low, well how low can you go?
Call on Grand Puba if you really need a pro
Cause my *****’s more rugged than G.I. Joe
Don’t front honey, act like you know
Now big up to my Brooklyn mob (Brooklyn! Brooklyn!)
Big up to my Uptown mob (Uptown! Uptown!)
Now brothers wanna diss me cause it’s my turn to burn
My best advice for the brothers is to sit back and learn
I don’t diss *****ody to be somebody
I just like to kick the flavor to make the people party
See all I’m sayin, is respect due
Those who tried to follow, sorry I left you
Grand Puba, Stud Doogie and Alamo
So if you ever want the flavor you know where to go
Now how we go..
Yeah, ha ha ha!
The reel to reel, yeah yeah yeah, this is how we move it
You know the flavor, y’all know the flavor, you know the flavor
Here we go yo, and you don’t stop (big up to all the people)
Big up! Big up!
Big Jeff hold tight! Ha hah, ha hah!
On and on y’all
Time to get gone
Word is bond
@ KZZMERGHTTHERE
@MDaddy: Yeah your other gravie is showing now! IDK what happened to my system earlier I was typing and it crashed! I said aaahh Damn Bossip! LOL!
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Which one do you see???
Be right back in 30min
Whats goodie Brooklyn???!
this is a beautiful family
@Lauren(Check me out!)
Whats goodie Brooklyn???!
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Chillin’ Chillin’, How’s the Princess doing?
@ M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST AKA FBI(ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
Be right back in 30min
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LOL!! That gem I dropped was for you big bro!
i will be back in an hour..it’s lunch time!
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!
That was the joint. I remember that one
Yo Brooklyn here youn go a little west coast sound:
Yo, a day in the life of a playa named Quick
I’m just a stubborn kind of fellow with a head like a brick
And just because I drink the 8, they say that I’m hopeless
But I don’t give a *****, so blame it on the loc-est
Now this is how we do it when we checkin a grip
Teddy Bear’s in the house, so don’t even trip
We’re bustin funky compositions, as smooth as a prism
So check it while I kick it to this funky ***** rhythm
It’s Friday morning, the phone is ringin off the hook *brrrrrring*
And AMG is puttin down girl rhymes in his notebook
Or should I say dope sack, because we don’t bust wack *brrrrrring*
I pick up the phone and it’s the D (wh*****up *****?)
He said he’s comin down at about two on the dot
So I’m about to rush the tub while my water’s still hot
And now I’m soakin, a brother like the devestatin DJ Quik ain’t jokin
***** with me on DSP and you’ll get broken
My name is Quik, but you can call me Daddy
Yo open up the door, they think I’m Freak Man in a Caddy
Now Freaky’s in an El ***** shabbies in at Alco
And everybody’s sippin on a quart (here we go)
D just came with a forty and a quart
In addition to the three that Greedy just brought
But I don’t wanna start early, so I just might
put my forty in the freezer cause I wanna get bent *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (yeah) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (yo when we gon get bent) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (aww yeah)
And now I’m out of the tub I’m feelin fancy free
Spray on some serious and put on my Girbaud jeans
Sweatsuit, the gray one with the burgundy trim
And it’s a medium, fit me proper cause I’m nice and slim
Five thirty on the clock and the sun is steadily sinkin
And I am steadily thinkin about the 8 that I’ll be drinkin
You know I ain’t ashamed and you know I ain’t bashful
So go on and pop the forty so I can pour me a gl*****ful
Ham is in the bedroom rollin up a stencil
Fatter than a pinky and the length of a pencil
Freakie lit it up and hit it one two three
Shabby took a hit and then they p***** it to me
It’s the bomb!!!
Yo I can feel my senses
Get numb!!!
Yo ***** the forty ounce
I need some rum!!!
I’m chillin like a villain
Here I come!!!
And that’s how I’m livin
Tonight is the nite and I’m lookin real sporty
Proper Friday evening and I’m ready to party
Crusher came in with a handful of snaps
***** it, let’s shoot some craps
(Yo what they in fo’) A fin or a half
(Yo shoot that ten *****) Don’t make me laugh
Hi-C want a dove and he think that ***** is funny
But I’m seven and eleven and I’m takin *****z money *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (yeah watch me ***** the hoe) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (p*****in naturals on mother*****ers) *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (yo, I’m unfadable) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (ahh let’s break it down, so I can get funky)
*tonite*
Ahh yeah
Givin em somethin they can roll on, hold on
Wake up Saturday morning and I got a headache
I can’t believe that I’m sick from all the ***** that I drank
*last nite* Soon as I felt it comin on
I should quit, it’s true that a drunk ain’t *****
To the man up above, to whom thanks I give
I’ll never drink again if you just let me live
Mike P spoke to me and I said I couldn’t call it
Call it Earl like a mother while I’m grippin the toilet
I need a 7-Up, because my head is spinnin
Round and round I think I better sit down
My homey Shot is alright, but I’m feeling faint
I guess he’s used to it, but a ***** like Quik ain’t
K is on the phone, and Teddy’s at the door
Some fine ***** *****es comin over at four
(I thought you ain’t drinkin no more) Yeah right
Because as soon as they come, we doin the same ol ***** *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (yeah) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (straight gettin *****ed up, heyyy) *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (***** that p***** me that pina colada) *tonite*
(man I don’t wanna fade that 8 Ball no mo)
Tonight is the nite (that ***** be *****in a ***** up) *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (ahh yeah nothin but a party and I’m kickin it)
(what’s up Pete and Greg) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (how you livin?) *tonite*
Tonight’s the nite (hey somebody get that ***** a Genuine Draft)
(yeah) *tonite*
Tonight is the nite (and on that mother*****in note, I’m outta here)
(See-ya) *tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
*tonite*
We out (what about peace?) ***** peace *****
@M-Daddy
I remember that jawn!…
I got one!
See when I’m low in digits, I push blow in a blizzard
I’m a player for real, I post and pivot
*****e distribute, be where the ghostes visit
Where the demons live, ***** my scene is vivid
Squeamish kids, y’all get the ***** outta this verse
It’s about to get so obscene in a minute
I seen and live it, I did some things I admit it
Wasn’t proud of it, but I was a child ***** it
Kept a pow tucked in a brown belt
Couldn’t sit down, big gun kept stickin my pelvis
***** it was either that or be livin wit Elvis
*****s is jealous, hell is hot, you heard X
Wanted to tell God that I don’t deserve this
Was afraid that he’d tell me I deserve less
My life was nervous, you haven’t heard stress
Til you heard the cries of my mama, me givin her drama
Told her I aint promised tomorrow, gotta live for the day
And before she could say Jay…
I was out the door, pouch full of raw, a outlaw mentality
Men gotta do men things for men salary
Bad Boy, not Puff or Mike Lowery, damn B.I.G. woulda been proud of me
Ahh ***** man…
Young Hova ya heard?
Who could ***** wit him?
Brooklyn
My boy was playin that in his car at lunch.
M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST AKA FBI(ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
Brooklyn
My boy was playin that in his car at lunch.
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Which one? Grand Puba? Or that DJ Quick?
We do that Cali thing in Crooklyn to Big Dawg…
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ***** drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from kim and she can ***** all night
Called up the homies and Im askin yall
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week *****ed around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didnt even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didnt even look in a *****z direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps
Whats the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of *****z and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino
And now I am yelling dominoes
Plus *****ody I know got killed in south central l.a.
Today was a good day
Left my *****z house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to ***** since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The lakers beat the supersonics
I felt on the big fat *****
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my ***** runs deep so deep so deep
Put her ***** to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and Im coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ***** off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubes a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.
I got to say it was a good day.
Hey wait, wait a minute fool
Stop the *****
What the ***** am I thinking about?
Let’s begin, what, where, why, or when
Will all be explained like instructions to a game
See I’m not insane, in fact, I’m kind of rational
When I be asking you, “who is more dramatical? ”
This one or that one, the white one or the black one
Pick the punk, and I’ll jump up to attack one
Krs-one is just the guy to lead a crew
Right up to your face and dis you
Everyone saw me on the last album cover
Holding a pistol something far from a lover
Beside my brother, s-c-o-t-t
I just laughed, cause no one can defeat me
This is lecture number two, “my philosophy”
Number one, was “poetry” you know it’s me
This is my philosophy, many artists got to learn
I’m not flammable, I don’t burn
So please stop burnin, and learn to earn respect
’cause that’s just what kr collects
See, what do you expect when you rhyme like a soft punk
You walk down the street and get jumped
You got to have style, and learn to be original
And everybody’s gonna wanna diss you
Like me, we stood up for the south bronx
And every sucka mc had a response
You think we care? I know that they are on the tip
My posse from the bronx is thick
And we’re real live, we walk correctly
A lot of suckas would like to forget me
But they can’t, cause like a champ
I have got a record of knocking out the frauds in a second
On the mic, I believe that you should get loose
I haven’t come to tell you I have juice
I just produce, create, innovate on a higher level
I’ll be back, but for now just seckle!
[verse two]
I’ll play the nine and you play the target
You all know my name so I guess I’ll just start it
Or should I say, “start this,” I am an artist
Of new concepts at their hardest
Cause, yo, I’m a teacher and scott is a scholar
It ain’t about money cause we all make dollars
That’s whyi walk with my head up
When I hear wack rhymes I get fed up
Rap is like a set-up, a lot of games
A lot of suckas with colorful names
I’m so-and-so, I’m this, I’m that
Huh, but they all just wick-wick-wack
I’m not white or red or black
I’m brown.. from the boogie down
Productions, of course our music be thumpin’
Others say their bad, but they’re buggin
Let me tell you somethin’ now about hip hop
About d-nice, melodie, and scott la rock
I’ll get a pen, a pencil, a marker
Mainly what I write is for the average new yorker
Some mc’s be talkin’ and talkin’
Tryin’ to show how black people are walkin
But I don’t walk this way to portray
Or reinforce stereotypes of today
Like all my brothas eat chicken and watermelon
Talk broken english and drug sellin’
See I’m tellin, and teaching real facts
The way some act in rap is kind of wack
And it lacks creativity and intelligence
But they don’t care cause the company is sellin’ it
It’s my philosophy, on the industry
Don’t bother dissin me, or even wish that we’d
Soften, dilute, or commercialize all our lyrics
Cause it’s about time one of y’all hear it
And hear it first-hand from the intelligent brown man
A vegetarian, no goat or ham
Or chicken or turkey or hamburger
’cause to me that’s suicide self-murder
Let us get back to what we call hip hop
And what it meant to dj scott la rock…
[verse three]
How many mc’s must get dissed
Before somebody says, “don’t f*** with kris!”
This is just one style, out of many
Like a piggy bank, this is one penny
My brother’s name is kenny – that’s, kenny parker
My other brother i.c.u. is much darker
Boogie down productions is made up of teachers
The lecture is conducted from the mic into the speaker
Who gets weaker? the king or the teacher
It’s not about a salary it’s all about reality
Teachers teach and do the world good
Kings just rule and most are never understood
If you were to rule or govern a certain industry
All inside this room right now would be in misery
No one would get along nor sing a song
’cause everyone’d be singing for the king, am I wrong? !
So yo, what’s up, it’s me again
Scott la rock, krs, bdp again
Many people had the nerve to think we would end the trend
We’re criminal minded, an album which is only ten
Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky hit records
No more than four minutes and some seconds
The competition checks and checks and keeps checkin’
They buy the album, take it home, and start sweatin’
Why? well it’s simple, to them it’s kind of vital
To take krs-one’s title
To them I’m like an idol, some type of entity
In everybody’s rhyme they wanna mention me?
Or rather mention us, me or scott la rock
But they can get bust get robbed, get dropped
I don’t play around nor do I f*** around
And you can tell by the bodies that are left around
When some clown jumps up to get beat down
Broken down to his very last compound
See how it sounds? a little unrational
A lot of mc’s like to use the word dramatical!
Fresh for ‘88, you suckas…
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Grand Puba
Damn, KRSOne was so lyrical! To bad the game got so commercial cause he would of still been around. I’m gonna try to look up the lyrics to that verse he spit on that Funk Master Flex Volume One… Do you remember it?
I know you know about GangStarr (Code Of The Streets)
Take this for example young brothers want rep
Cause in the life they’re living you can’t half step
It starts with the young ones doing crime for fun
And if you ain’t down you’ll get played out son
So let’s get a car you know a fly whip
Get a dent pull a screwdriver and be off quick
With a dope ride yeah and a rowdy crew
We can bag us a Benz and an Audi too
Even a jeep or a van goddamn we’re getting ours, yo
Take a trip up the strip, and be like stars so
It doesn’t matter if the cops be scoping
They can’t do jack, that’s why a young brother’s open
To do anything, anywhere, anyplace
Buckwild in another court case
It’s the code of the streets
They might say we’re a menace to society
But at the same time I say “Why is it me?”
Am I the target, for destruction?
What about the system, and total corruption?
I can’t work at no fast-food joint
I got some talent, so don’t you get my point?
I’ll organize some brothers and get some crazy loot
Selling D-R-U-G-S and clocking dollars, troop
Cause the phat dough, yo, that suits me fine
I gotta have it so I can leave behind
The mad poverty, never having always needing
If a sucker steps up, then I leave him bleeding
I gotta get mine, I can’t take no shorts
And while I’m selling, here’s a flash report
Organized crime, they get theirs on the down low
Here’s the ticket, wanna bet on a horse show?
You gotta be a pro, do what you know
When you’re dealing with the code of the streets
Nine times out of ten I win, with the skills I be weilding
Got the tec one dealing, let me express my feelings
Guru has never been one to play a big shot
It’s just the styles I got that keep my mic hot
Anf ***** turning my back to the street scene
It gives me energy, so Imma keep fiends
Coming, just to get what I’m selling
Maybe criminal or felon dropping gems on your melon
So keep abreast to the GangStarr conquest
Underground ruffnecks, pounds of respect
I’ve never been afraid to let loose my speech
My brothers know I kick the code of the streets
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Anything by Gangstar is the SHIZNIT!!!!!!
The eldest son looks like a monster I can’t believe how he looks now. He was such a cutie as a lil boy
Okay M-Daddy, I found it, lol…
Intro:
Yo what’s up?
This is hip hop manifesting as the Blastmaster KRS-One.
Bringing you 60 minutes of funk with my man Funkmaster Flex
so I say…
Hook:
Me never never never cross over
Me never never never never go commercial la la (x2)
Verse 1:
You ain’t major you minor
Get behind a real rhymer
Graff writer, chart climber, path finder, rewinder
A minute
That ***** let me get WAY up in it
Now you did it
You steppin’ to me like you some type of lyrical chef
But like Coolio said G you better make a leeeft
Now you in the party actin’ hard
You need to be home asleep so you can wake up early and get a job
Stop frontin’ you ain’t sayin’ nothin’
Say hello to the Boogie Down Production
MC’s today are too pretty what a pity
I represent the city where it’s gritty
And GRIMY I’m ferrous you’re curious
Just try me if you’re serious
Who’s your trainer I’ll smash you in the face with a bottle
Hit the toggle switch back to a role model
You Benedict Arnold
I’ll calm you
You ain’t wild I heard this kid in Brooklyn with the same style
Timing for timing your rhymin’
And with that biddy bye bye follow me m*****ive you don’t wanna go there
I got mad skills and style I will get wild
Feel my file
Conceptually ahead by miles
Who’s to blame when your lyrics are lame?
No octane just can’t play the game quite the same
I’m in the p*****ing lane
Shoooom I go by you like a Japanese bullet train
I heard you trying to damage my name
But can…you…stand..the…rain?
The one’s I don’t kill go insane
***** the flamboyant MC I come plain (complain)
What you tryin’ for?
What you lyin’ for?
You gotta think is hip hop worth dyin’ for?
So lets settle the score with rhythmic metaphor
Strickly the mother*****in’ God core
So I say
Hook
Verse 2:
So I leap through
And dominate the microphone I speak through
I’m writtin’ for the people bite if you need to
I can see through
And see dat
You saw an MC and tried to be dat
That MC you saw ME
Can you believe dat?
And agree dat
True lyrics will always suffice?
And R.E.A.L. meanin’ Rhymes Equal Actual Life
Is the true essence and ebony
Trace your record sales G
Somethings are pure luck others things are meant to be
I bet they’ll mention me
In the next century
“KRS-One innovator in early rap poetry”
Simotainusly you will be forgotten
While in the year 2000 ‘Criminal Minded’ will STILL be rockin’
You waste your time battlin’ me
I got mine happenin’ see
You should of thought G
You should of thought sooner
instead of battlin’ me you need to plan your longevity
Before you die broke like Sammy Davis Jr.
The solar followed by the lunar
Followed by the solar
Followed by McDonalds and *****e Cola
The point is that
Whatever the outcome of the battle
the battle goes on with more french fries and soda
So I say…
Hook
Verse 3:
P***** the ?
P***** it over here beginner
Battlin’ me ain’t worth it just to say you are the winner
You’ll still be rippin’ parties, no
*I’ll* still be rippin’ parties
You’ll still be eatin’ McDonalds for dinner
So all you teeny weeny iddy bitty yellow polka dot MCs
I travel the world while you stuck around the way
You iddy bitty teeny weeny MCs trapped inside your city (ha ha)
Turn off your mic you got nothing else to say
So back up from my yard
Move from the door
You name ain’t Funkmaster so what you Flexin’ for?
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
Damn, KRSOne was so lyrical! To bad the game got so commercial cause he would of still been around. I’m gonna try to look up the lyrics to that verse he spit on that Funk Master Flex Volume One… Do you remember it?
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Man the game has changed so much, they shouldnt even call it Hip Hop anymore, its more like a sock Hop if anything
LOL @ “The SHIZNIT” True WestCoast slang, thatz whatz up!
M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST AKA FBI(ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
Damn, KRSOne was so lyrical! To bad the game got so commercial cause he would of still been around. I’m gonna try to look up the lyrics to that verse he spit on that Funk Master Flex Volume One… Do you remember it?
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Man the game has changed so much, they shouldnt even call it Hip Hop anymore, its more like a sock Hop if anything
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LMPRAO… Co-Sign 1,000,000% How old are you? I’m gonna be 30 in October.
OK OK Here you go right here:
When I was five years old I realized there was a road
At the end I will win lots of pots of gold
Never took a break, never made a mistake
Took time to create cos there’s money to make
To be a billionaire takes hard work for years
Some nights I shedded tears while I sent up prayers
Been through hard times, even worked part time
In a ?seafood? store sweepin floors for dimes
I was sort of a porter takin the next man’s order
Breakin my back for ?a shack for headquarters?
All my manpower for four bucks an hour
Took the time, I wrote rhymes in the shower
Shoes are scoffed cos the road gets rough
But I’ma rock it til my pockets ain’t stuffed enough
All the freaks wouldn’t speak cos my checks was weak
They would turn the other cheek so I started to seek
A way to get a play, and maybe one day
I’ll be performin up a storm for a decent pay
No matter how it seems I always kept the dream
All the girlies scream and suckas get creamed
Dreamed about it for five years straight
Finally I got a break and cut my first plate
The road ain’t yellow and there ain’t no witches
My name is Kool G Rap, I’m on the road to the riches
Verse Two:
I used to stand on the block sellin cooked up rock
Money bustin out my sock cos I really would clock
They were for kind of fiends bringin jackets and jeans
Magazines, anything, just to hustle for beans
The cash was comin fast, money grew like gr*****
People hungry for the blast that don’t even last
Didn’t want to be involved but the money will getcha
Gettin richer and richer, the police took my picture
But I still supplied, some people I knew died
Murders and homicides for bottles of suicide
Money, jewelry, livin like a star
And I wasn’t too far from a Jaguar car
In a small-time casino, the town’s Al Pacino
For all of the girls, the pretty boy Valentino
I shot up stores and I kicked down doors
Collecting scars from little neighborhood wars
Many legs I broke, many necks I choked
And if provoked I let the pistol smoke
Loyal members in a crew now down with the game
Sellin nickels and dimes, sunshine or rain
What I had was bad from my shoes to my pad
In the first time in my life loanin money to dad
Now the table’s turned and my lifestyle switches
My name is Kool G Rap, I’m on the road to the riches
Verse Three:
?A thug a-mugs? for drugs, he eventually bugs
Lookin for crack on carpets and rugs
?The squealers tells? but the dealer still sells
Little spoiled kids inheritin oil wells
I was the type on the opposite side
Of smokin the pipe, in a beef I got hype
Cos rags to riches switches men to witches
Become stitches, body bags in ditches
Bloodshed, I painted the town red
People fled as I put a dread’s head to bed
That mean’s dead, in other words deceased
Face got erased, bullets got released
Bombs were planted, the kids were kidnapped
In fact that was a way to get back
At enemies who tried to clock G’s
On my block, now they forever knock Z’s
Plans of rampages went for ages
Some got knocked and locked inside cages
Some bit the dust for crumbs and crusts
In God We Trust, now rots to rust
Plus caps to cops, policeman drops
You blew off his top when the pistol went pop
Troopers, soldiers, rollin like boulders
Eyes of hate and their hearts get colder
Some young male put in jail
His lawyer so good his bail is on sale
Lookin at the hourgl*****, how long can this power last?
Longer than my song but he already fell
He likes to eat hardy, party
Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati
Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he’s Jello
Mellow, yellow fellow, tell or hell, hello
One court date can turn an outlaw to an inmate
But just ?stay?, ship him upstate by the Great Lakes
And than a-wait and wait and wait
Til he breaks, that’s all it takes
So he fakes to be a man, but he can’t stand
On his own two feet because now he’s in a new land
Rules are different and so is life
When you think with a shank, talk with a knife
Not my lifestyle so I made a U-turn
More money I earn, more money to burn
Pushin all buttons, pullin all switches
My name is G. Rap, I’m on the road to the riches
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
LMPRAO… Co-Sign 1,000,000% How old are you? I’m gonna be 30 in October
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I just turned 35 in March, so you know I know about the true blue MC’s
That “road to the riches” was, and still is crazy. Kool G Rap was another great MC. What ever happened to MC’ing?
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
That “road to the riches” was, and still is crazy. Kool G Rap was another great MC. What ever happened to MC’ing?
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It died along with talent LOL
Oh ya’ll just having a good ole jolly time with *****ody else huh?
@M-Daddy
I hear ya bro… sh*t ain’t like it use to be man. I remeber when I fist heard some west coast sh*t… N.W.A. 100 miles and runnin’, LOL… I was like WTF? This sh*t is different but it’s hot, lol…. man, ever since then I always tried to keep my ears pluged to that Cube sh*t or that Ren and Easy! Once Dre found Snoop and dropped that Cronic I was hooked! Doggystle is my favorite West Coast Album. I’m sure there are other’s I never heard but being born and raised in BK is’t kind of hard to be up on all the Cali joints.
Lauren(Check me out!)
Oh ya’ll just having a good ole jolly time with *****ody else huh?
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LOL… Oh *****! Spit something for us L-Boogie! Some North Philly ish, lol. JK:)
@M-Daddy
It died along with talent LOL
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Preach!
Aiyyo sweetie, you’re lookin kinda pretty
What’s a girl like you, doin in this rough city
I’m just here, tryin to hold my own ground
Yeah, I think I like how that sound
What you say we gets to know each other better?
That sounds good but I don’t think that I can let ya
I don’t know, tell me is it so
Do you get a kick, out of tellin brothers no?
No it’s not that see you don’t understand
How should I put it, I got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I told ya
I’m not tryin to hear that see
I’m not one of those girls that go rippin around
I’m not a dog baby, so don’t play me like a clown
I’ll admit, I like how you kick it
Now you’re talkin baby, dats da ticket
Now don’t get excited and chuck your own in
I already told ya, I got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that
Now you can persist to play Don Juan all day
But ain’t nothin gonna change
Yeah baby, sure you’re right
I’ma break it down and do whatever I gots to do
I tell you know, I got eyes for you
You got eyes, but they not for me
You better use them for what they for and that’s to see
You know what’s the problem, ya not used to learnin
I’m Big Daddy Longstroke, and your man’s Pee Wee Herman
I got a question to ask you troop
Are you a chef, cause you keep feedin me soup
You know what they say about those who sweat thyself
You might find yourself, by yourself
I’m not waitin because I’m no waiter
So when I blow up, don’t try to kick it to me later
All them girls must got you g*****ed
A-when they see a good thing they don’t let it p*****
Well that’s OK, cause see if that’s their plan
Cause for me, I already got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that
What am I, some crab inmate
That just came home from jail sweatin you for a date?
I don’t want no beef, I just wants to get together
But how you talkin, pssssh, whatevah!
We can’t have nothin
It all depends
Well if we can’t be lovers than we can’t be friends
Well then I guess it’s nothing
Well hey I think you’re bluffing
Well I’ma call my man
Well I can get raggamuffin
Ya better catch a flashback remember I’m not crabbin it
You know my style, from I’m Not Havin It
All I remember’s an excuse me miss
You can’t get a guy like me with a line like this
Well look I’ll treat you good
My man treats me better
I talk sweet on the phone
My man writes love letters
I’ll tell you that I want you, and tell you that I care
My man says the same except he’s sincere
Well I’m clean cut and dapper, that’s what I’m about
My man buys me things and he takes me out
Well you can keep your man, cause I don’t go that route
Don’t you know yu haffa respeck me
There’s a lot of girls out there who won’t say no
You’re out for mami with your DJ Money
Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I bite you
So when your man don’t treat you like he used to
I kick in like a turbo booster
You want lovin you don’t have to ask when
Your man’s a headache, I’ll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I’ll solve em
I got a man
You got a what?
How long you had that problem?
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What’s your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I’m not tryin to hear that
I got a man
Aiyyo baby put the dial numbers or your address
I got a man
I told ya I treat you right
I got a man
Aww c’mon now ain’t no future in frontin
I’m not havin it
C’mon Miss, oh we back on that again
Uhh, I’m not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
But your man ain’t me
Uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT?
Uhh, uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT
Pump Pump, Pump Pump, Pump Pump, Pump Pump
Pump Pump
Let the motion of your body be the key, cuz we
be the motherf**kin G Funk family
Now, I’ll play the G in this deadly game
Snoop Dogg is the name Dogg Pound’s the game
If it ain’t one thing it’s a motherf**kin nother
Word to my granny and my daddy, and my mother
Whether standin on the corner, or bouncin in the six-deuce
When I was locked up, I couldn’t wait to get loose
Cuz back in the days, on the side where it’s at
A ***** had to have a fat stack
And I was a fool, don’t make me have to grab my strap and go
rat-tat-tat-tat, ***** slap to a motherf**ker face he fall
Can’t none of y’all *****z see the Doggy Dogg
Cuz I’m one rude bwoy comin with the wickedness
So shut the f**k up, and listen while I’m kickin this
[Chorus: (repeat 2X)]
Blam blam, blam to dem all
Listen to the shots from my ***** Doggy Dogg (pump pump)
[Verse Two: Snoop]
Now you can look to the Sun, and spot the moon
And see Snoop Doggy Dogg step into the room
With the G funk, he funk, she funk, we funk
Follow me, follow me, listen to the words that a *****…
I come down with the wickedness
One rude bwoy comin with the darkness (blam!)
Close your eyes cuz you can’t see me
I quit school cause of recess you f**kin B.G.
I’m shakin up the party, like Lodi Dodi
Is he the dopest? Ya betta ask somebody
When, then, send, some gin
And a pack of zig zags now let the games begin
In nineteen-motherf**kin-ninety-three
I’m f**kin up every ***** known in the indistry
Check this out, it’s a Dogg Pound thang
You know who I am you know my motherf**kin name, who am I?
(The S-N-Double-O-P) nickname (Silky Smell) last name (D-O-double-G)
The behavior and the flavor that I found
Makes me wanna hit that as* up with the Dogg Pound
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Malik]
Now just back up, don’t act up, I pack up much heat
Any battle I’m in, I win, I can’t be beat
Don’t sleep while I creep peep out my technique
I forgot, I’m out of sight so you can’t see the
MC of the year, you hear and you fear
i got somethin for them *****z in the front and the rear
I handle the sides, did a driveby in the who-ride
I’m satisfied now everything is really alright
You know when I come ***** I come wicked
Don’t need no permisison, motherf**ker I’ma kick it
*****z sweat my sh*t I wet em up with the biscuit
Lick em up shot, it don’t stop, till dem all drop
Make up your mind, go pop or slang rocks
Just stop, rottin on the next *****z jock
I’m strapped with my glock on your block
And ready to let loose on the first imitator that I spot
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
I hear ya bro… sh*t ain’t like it use to be man. I remeber when I fist heard some west coast sh*t… N.W.A. 100 miles and runnin’, LOL… I was like WTF? This sh*t is different but it’s hot, lol…. man, ever since then I always tried to keep my ears pluged to that Cube sh*t or that Ren and Easy! Once Dre found Snoop and dropped that Cronic I was hooked! Doggystle is my favorite West Coast Album. I’m sure there are other’s I never heard but being born and raised in BK is’t kind of hard to be up on all the Cali joints.
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I have a cousin from Maryland that came out a few years ago and he was ***** West Coast rap, man I let him listen to my homeboys Rappin Ron and Ant Diddly Dogg and he was hooked. Let me see if I can google my Oakland homies
LOL @ “I Gotta Man” What cha man got to do wit me, LOL… Remember we use to stay saying that line, lol… that was a good one M-Daddy.
LOL… Oh *****! Spit something for us L-Boogie! Some North Philly ish, lol. JK:)
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lol!!! u silli
@M-Daddy
I have a cousin from Maryland that came out a few years ago and he was ***** West Coast rap, man I let him listen to my homeboys Rappin Ron and Ant Diddly Dogg and he was hooked. Let me see if I can google my Oakland homies
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Ah, you had to do it to him, huh? Wasn’t Tupac from or lived in Oakland? I know he was born in Harlem and moved to B-More but he learned the game out there.
@ Lauren
Since were on the Will Smith Thread I’ma hit you with this one, lol…
You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
They don’t understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There’s no need to argue, parents just don’t understand
I remember one year
My mom took me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
All hopped in the car
We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn’t say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said, “What’s wrong? This shirt cost $20″
I said, “Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!”
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
I said, “Mom, what are you doing, you’re ruining my rep”
She said, “You’re only sixteen, you don’t have a rep yet”
I said, “Mom, let’s put these clothes back, please”
She said “no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show”
I said, “This isn’t Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I’m not Bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
But if you don’t want to I can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks”
She wasn’t moved – everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, “No, no way, uh-uh, forget it”
There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren’t laughing still had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering
As I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went
She said, “If they were laughing you don’t need them,
cause they’re not good friends”
For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you all the kids all across the land
There’s no need to argue
Parents just don’t understand
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Oh-kay, here’s the situation
My parents went away on a week’s vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I’ll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I’ll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn’t
Yeah, of course I should
Pay attention, here’s the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That’s when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should’ve seen this girl’s bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, “Was that for me?”
I said, “Yeah”
She said, “Why?”
I said, “Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy”
She said, “How do I know you’re not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic”
I said, “C’mon toots – my name is the Prince =
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?”
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say – word
We hit McDonald’s, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with *****es
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, “Drive fast, speed turns me on”
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl’s hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that’s why I didn’t notice that police car
We’re doing ninety in my Mom’s new Porsche
And to make this long story short – short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, “I don’t have a license but I drive very well, officer”
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I’d rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, I said, “Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?”
They didn’t speak – I said, “I want to plead my case”
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don’t know how I survived
They took turns – one would beat me while the other was driving
I can’t believe it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just don’t understand
This song is a colaboration of nothing but Oakland cats:
[Mr. Ill]
I beat repeat offenders, they end up with they back split
And *****-backwards, when I let the mac click
And “Aww *****” is what they say
Three strikes you’re out apparently, you thought I was playing?
But I weigh in at a ton
A scuffle left you muffled cause I had to get my gun
And Mr. Snuffalufugus couldn’t snort this
Cause Oakland, California got funk like *****
And it hits just like a Tyson blow
Well can’t you see that Mr. Ill’s got the nicest flow?
Well now you know, that hoes get crept up on to
So what you gonna do when I creep up on you?
Cause if I keep a few to myself, you’ll never know
Repeat offenders get bent like fenders when I’m on the go, hide your dough
Or I’m a get my stab on, huh and leave you ***** buddy like some tampons
So get your ***** on before I turn the gas on and get my smash on
*****s better dash, holmes, before I get my blast on
Cause open arms will be waiting
Sin’s my friend, and I’m kin to Satan, I’m debating
Whether or not you can keep your weight in, and tasting
MC’s like bloods for dinner, I beat repeat offenders
They end up hurting for perping, so throw the *****ing curtain
Cause it’s straight Dirty Work, man
[Seagram]
Straight from the East Bay, home of the AK spray
Make way for the S-E-A
G, O.G. Baller
Late night night crawler, 69th shot caller
Body hauler, so label me the grim reaper
Play your dome, see the game
Lead it with the 60-shot heater
The Seagster is back, you can’t knock it
Here to straight tax, you *****s that’s outta pocket
Clocking a grip is a must, and living plush
Check me as I rush another buster to the dust, plus
My crew has more Braves than Atlanta
Uzi’s got diarrehea, can’t be stopped with Mylanta
Not from Tampa, but from the Bay
And I’m a Buccaneer, AK spray, so duck when I’m near
Fear, or come up missing
Listen when I catch you on my mission
You’ll be found by someone fishing
Ain’t no provisions or precautions I’m causing
Havoc, tragic, terror, there’ll be no errors
Or flaws when I’m on the crawl, through all
Weather, the ball wedger, making *****s pallbearers
I dare a featherwieght to ***** with this heavyweight
Then I have to shake and bake and hit him with his mac AK
In his face, paint the walls with his blood walking
Over *****s like a rug, never dropping duds
I’m from the hood of AK’s and ski masks
*****s out of pocket ain’t getting ghetto p*****es
Blasted, is how you’ll be greeted, from the
Fully auto mag, *****s want some static
Better call for help cause you gon’ need it
Cause I’m a unleash it, window down
On the trey AK spit with minor jerk
Better duck or get caught up in the Dirty Work
[Ant Diddley Dog]
I ain’t got ***** to lose, cause five-oh sweat me anyway
So I use my survival tecniques in many ways
***** if a ***** ever hustles, why not cut some rocks?
And if ever a ***** try to show some muscle, why not bust some shots?
Yeah, I got some sinister thoughts, in the back of my head
Ready to stack ‘em up dead, I hate leaving the house without packing a bled
I got the heart of a killer in me
I’ve inhaled so much bomb smoke that I can fill a chimmeny
Man they should have never let me loose
Cause that crazy ***** don’t faze me, *****, it just kept me juiced
Crack selling, blackmailing and making presidents
And I ain’t hesitant to burglarize your residence
Yeah it’s that villian and I’m thinking of jacking tonight
Another killer cause my money ain’t stacking too right
Down on my luck, I’m stuck cause my pockets is flat
Yeah I got my gat, so why the ***** do I have to stop why I act?
I got one mother*****ing chance, buddy
And my intentions is to get my damn hands muddy
Her man’s ***** cause I’m nutty when I start searching
Killing *****s is my job and I’m hard working, fool
I’m up all night with an early rise
Waking up, twisting up mother*****ers like some curly fries, yeah
I’m trying to ride drop-top Vettes slamming
Utilizing these *****es with high credit cards that be check scamming
Yeah, some mother*****ing Eastside thangs
So blaze up a fat sack and let your G ride s*****
I’m in the game from the town and I’m stacking plenty
A gangsta-***** ***** with that macking in me
So if a ***** try to run up, I’m a hurt him first
And let him know I’m a G at this Dirty Work
[Too $hort]
W-O-R-K, I got a gang of hoes that like to work all day
And if you think that ***** ain’t all right
I got some more hoes that like to work all night
But that’s not the point, I’m trying to make
My ***** is so funky, got you buying my tapes
Year after year and I still ain’t stopped
Got millions of fans and I still ain’t pop
And I come so real, *****, you can’t stop
My mother*****ing track record, you can faint and drop
And I wouldn’t give a ***** cause I’m nothing but a dog, *****
And you’re nothing but a *****, want all *****
But this ***** named $hort don’t ***** for free
No punk-***** *****es coming up on me
And no ***** can tell me what to do with my life
Can’t talk about $hort, you’re brand new on the mic
Me and all my potnas got *****es, fool
And I be spitting on the mic about the ***** we do
I be a broke-***** pimp on the 31st
But tomorrow I be putting in some Dirt Work, *****
[Rappin' Ron]
Ron’s doing dizzert, leaving them *****s hizzurt
Running up with that punk *****, thinking that bootsy ***** work
*****ing with them busters and you think that your back’s got
The only thing that’s got my back is this 16-shot black lock
And Ron is one of them *****s you can’t ***** with, so ***** that
Every time you bust *****, I duck quick and bust back
If you want some mother*****ing funk *****, come and get this
And watch your ***** fall like the London Bridges
You run with *****es, you just another sucker
Run up and ***** with us and you can suffer, mother*****er
And let me emphasize that I don’t emphathize
Straight to your brain til the pain intensifies
And if the cops hit my block, and they stopping to jock
***** it, then I’m packing a glock, and popping a cop and watching him drop
I’m not finna stop, ***** 5-oh, ***** task, ***** the Feds
All you suckers buckle cause you *****ing with a knucklehead
I kick your ***** like Jim Carter
And bust your mother*****ing head wide open like a pinata
And all them finks who ratted me off and tried to jinx
Hit them *****s block with the street sweeper
And now they whole crew extinct
I ain’t playing, what I’m saying is that I’m spraying with a gat
*****ing laing my AK and lay him on his back
Lay him flat, *****ed up from the rat-tat-tat-tat
See my straps is ready to buck, soo all you saps get ready to buck
I’m giving a, *****, Ron’s about to ***** ‘em up
Buck a uppercut or buck, I’m leaving these mother*****ers stuck
Cause I’m just a nut from the street leaving ‘em deep in the dirt
And as long as you sleep I’m a keep doing Dirty Work
Damn, I haven’t been to the Gallery Mall in years!!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
LOL @ “I Gotta Man” What cha man got to do wit me, LOL… Remember we use to stay saying that line, lol… that was a good one M-Daddy.
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On our radio staion out here, 106.1 they play the old slap on Friday’s, they always throw Positive K in the mix
Damn, people got alot of free time on their hands huh!!!
OMG
@Brooklyn
Ah, you had to do it to him, huh? Wasn’t Tupac from or lived in Oakland? I know he was born in Harlem and moved to B-More but he learned the game out there.
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Its funny man, I’ve met just about every rapper from the Bay except Tupac and Hammer.
@M-Daddy
DAMN< Them boys right there can spit… Wooooo
Mr. III, Seagrams & Ant Diddley Dog got hella flow. Too Short always on point to.
@Brooklyn
Now this song I’m about to lace you with is straight free style. This is my boy Ron doin what he’s been doing since we was pup’s in my cousin’s back yard. CHECK THIS:
[Ant Diddley Dog]
Yeah, I hope your mother*****ing eardrums is ready for this
Bad N-Fluenz in the mother*****in’ house
Finna kick some ***** for all the *****s who think they be flowing
I’m about to introduce my young partner, so kick back
Hit the weed, and tweek off these mother*****ing flows
Spit that *****, Rappin’ Ron
[Rappin' Ron]
That ***** Ron’s back, with a bomb sack
I’m either smoking or I’m signing on a contract
And you will never see me sober cause I’m always lit
And when I spit, I don’t wanna hear y’all say *****
Cause when *****s talk *****, I tax they *****
While they ***** be begging for a backstage p*****
Cause the *****es be loving it, just they way I be shoving *****
All down the hoes throat cause I ain’t no joke
Provoke, and I’ll blow your chest open
Come to Oakland, so you can get your neck broken
And I’m the ***** that’s doing the neck snapping
Ripping these mother*****ers in half just like a wet napkin
I’m up to no good in yo hood I’m walking through
You know this fool, buster, who the ***** you think you talking to?
Saying you kill a crew, talking bout how you peel a few caps
When all you do is steal a few raps
Perhaps you should cut all the bull***** before you get
Beat with a bullwhip and then catch a full clip
And you’ll get jumped like a gr*****hopper
And in the mother*****ing trunk I got a pump for your *****, partner
Mother*****er, this a nine thing
You running up to Rappin’ Ron and catch a permanent migrane
And murdering is what the hobby is
And I’m a mother*****ing gangsta *****, ain’t that ***** obvious?
Boy you can’t hang, I’m deep in the game
Rappin’ Ron is the name, smoking bomb is the game
And every day I’m smoking it, straight out of Oakland, *****
Cussing when I’m busting, crushing that mediocre *****
***** cross the line and I’m beating those
Cause they try to bust flows and they fold and they decompose
And I kick back like a big vet
So ***** you can hit the deck but you still ain’t heard ***** yet
[Ant Diddley Dog]
Man, told y’all mother*****ers he was a goddamn fool!
Hell naw, *****ing with these young gangsta poets
Coming with this lyrical-***** *****
My young parter Rappin’ Ron gonna show you y’all
Mother*****ers how it’s supposed to be done
So turn up the goddamn Zaps and bump them 15’s
Cause you STILL ain’t heard ***** yet
[Rappin' Ron]
You ain’t heard ***** yet, cause I’m a mother*****in’ vet
My style will break off and take off just like a jet
Set to grab the tec, and pop in some clips
And hit the corner in the mob, let off some shots while they diss
***** you’d better break, killing is in the take
First the 8 then the 9 so you’d better get it straight
Wait, ***** stizzop, Ron’s getting prizzops
And if you get disgusted you’ll get busted in your chizzops
You can’t ***** with me, cause I’m a young G
***** the O is the town, the 89 is the T
That’s my turf since the birth, putting fools in a he*****
Yeah I love to bust raps, but I gotta bust caps first
Leaving punk mother*****ers on they backs
Cause when I pull my straps, all them saps just collapse
And I watch them figgety fall, cause I’m a higgedy hog
Coming up out the kiggedy cut with my partner Ant Diddley Dog
I ain’t scared, cause they unprepared
I said “flee” and the fled, I said “bleed” and they bled from the head
Now they doead, they caught too many slugs
But gimme the mic and I’m ripping and rapping and rocking
And dropping them lugs
So mother*****ers love Rappin’ Ron cause I’m perking up off that bomb
And I’m really not that high when I’m off that chocolate Thai
So let’s go and get some dank and some drank and let’s lounge
Don’t try to creep, peep a ***** from the town
That’s down to blow up your whole *****ing block
Get on my nerve when I’m perved and get served like a knot
And then catch the shot from my glock when it busts
Yeah you probably be *****ing with them but ***** but you never be *****ing
with us
So trust, that punk mother*****ers get served
Talk ***** when I’m lit and get kicked to the curb
And punk-***** *****s get served quick
And your ***** needs to chill cause you still ain’t heard *****
[Ant Diddley Dog]
Goddamn! This *****’s sick as *****!
Check thise out, man, oooh, this ***** ain’t even finished yet
So calm your mother*****ing ***** down, peep this last verse
[Rappin' Ron]
Now everybody think that I lost it
So they be running up quick but I be coming up with that raw *****
The one that flow, now everyone I know
I’m another mother*****er and I’m coming from the O
To the A to the K, straight from the Bay
Where the ***** slang the yey or they either snort the pay
Some *****s be hopped out, big time and got clout
And some went to school but them fools just dropped out
So if you made it, *****, then I’m glad you made it
But I’m undereducated cause I never graduated
But I don’t give a ***** about no goddamn diploma
I’d rather grab my gat and put a ***** in a coma
I don’t know no calculus, algebra, or geometry
But I got my gat so I know trigga-nometry
And all that school ***** was nerve-racking
That ***** ain’t gave me pape, that’s the reason I prefer jacking
Perking off of Genuine Draft
The kinda ***** that’ll put a couple in you and laugh
Lend you half a mother*****ing gravesite
You can’t ***** with the man with my hand on my guage tight
But I’m a do it like this so your crew will know
Tie your leg to a car, tie the other to a pole
Talk ***** and laugh cause I got the gift of gab
Hop in the car, hit the gas, watch your ***** split in half
Mother*****ers think that they stacking
I got more raps than a gift and more straps than a straightjacket
It’s just that flow *****, that coming up out the O *****
Now wait for the next song so you can hear some more *****, *****
Rappin’ Ron in this mother*****er, you know what I’m saying?
Saying what’s up to all my potnas in East Oakland, California
Crazy-*****Regis from 89th Avenue
My potna Ace, my homeboy FT
You know how we doing it, my potnas Sunny and Shine
Just kicking it, doing this Oakland type *****
@M-Daddy
LOL… I’m sure they do the same thing on the radio stations over here, I just don’t listen ANYMORE (Hot 97)
Hey y’all, may I join?
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
DAMN< Them boys right there can spit… Wooooo
Mr. III, Seagrams & Ant Diddley Dog got hella flow. Too Short always on point to.
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I was trying to find some more Seagram but his stuff is limited on the net
@Its funny man, I’ve met just about every rapper from the Bay except Tupac and Hammer.
That’s cool man…. I’m a print out that last one and read it on the subway on my way back to Brooklyn cause it’s about to be 5:30pm Eastern time. I’ve met a couple of NYC rappers myself; Jay-Z, Jeru Da Damaga, Killa Army, Buck Shot Shorty, Tech (Smiff-N-Wesson), Draz (Black Sheep) and Busta Rymes.
I gotta go Big Bro, I’m holla @ Cha tomorrow… Stay up Playa~ 1
Sydney
What took you so long ma??
@Sydney
Hi!
(Waving)… Bye Bye, lol!!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@Its funny man, I’ve met just about every rapper from the Bay except Tupac and Hammer.
That’s cool man…. I’m a print out that last one and read it on the subway on my way back to Brooklyn cause it’s about to be 5:30pm Eastern time. I’ve met a couple of NYC rappers myself; Jay-Z, Jeru Da Damaga, Killa Army, Buck Shot Shorty, Tech (Smiff-N-Wesson), Draz (Black Sheep) and Busta Rymes.
I gotta go Big Bro, I’m holla @ Cha tomorrow… Stay up Playa~ 1
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Aight playa I’ll holla at you next Wednesday, I’m TEXAS BOUND!!!!!
I was talking politics, bruh. The Obama thread is jumpin’ today, lol. How about some Arrested Development?
Go ahead, man
Here, have a dollar
In fact no, brother man, here, have two
Two dollars means a snack for me
But it means a big deal to you
Be strong, serve God only
Know that if you do, beautiful heaven awaits
That’s the poem I wrote for the first time
I saw a man with no clothes, no money, no plate
Mister Wendal, that’s his name
No one ever knew his name ’cause he’s a no one
Never thought twice about spending on an old bum
Until I had the chance to really get to know one
Now that I know him, to give him money isn’t charity
He gives me some knowledge, I buy him some shoes
And to think blacks spend all that money on big colleges
Still most of y’all come out confused
Go ahead, Mister Wendal
Go ahead, Mister Wendal
Mister Wendal has freedom
A free that you and I think is dumb
Free to be without the worries of a quick to diss society
For Mister Wendal’s a bum
His only worries are sickness and an occasional har*****ment
By the police and their chase
Uncivilized we call him
But I just saw him eat off the food we waste
Civilization, are we really civilized
Yes or no, who are we to judge
When thousands of innocent men could be brutally enslaved
And killed over a racist grudge
Mister Wendal has tried to warn us about our ways
But we don’t hear him talk
Is it his fault when we’ve gone too far
And we got too far ’cause on him we walk
Mister Wendal, a man, a human in flesh
But not by law
I feed you dignity to stand with pride
Realize that all in all you stand tall
Go ahead, Mister Wendal
Mister Wendal, yeah
Yeah, Mister Wendal
Mister Wendal, yeah, Lord
This is my Dawg Rich:
Ah, me and my ***** 2Pac
Finna do what we do
Understand this
‘Cuz it’s way understandable
*****s done changed, main
You know they done changed, they done changed!
Check this out
[Richie Rich]
A tisket a tasket, my callico made to blast it
And *****s don’t make it home, when *****in’ with my dome
In my zone, *****s be gettin’ pepper sprayed down
Drinkin’ with all the boys done got that heffer laid down
And it hurts, but don’t nothin’ change, it’s all the same
That’s why I come real ‘cuz I’m so heavy off in this game
I been there, been taught that, *****s screamin’ “Caught that!”
Standin’ there with them *****s a hand fulla game and believe he bought
that
*****s here, the game is to be sold not told
Ain’t no new jack ***** just gon’ jump in this ol’ *****, and ride on gold
Unh-uh, naw, ***** gotta pay some dues
***** gotta feel some blues
See what it feel like to lose
200 bundles, 400 bundles, ***** it, a G
’bout to cook shop, find out you really ain’t got no d
You’s imaginin’ *****, and havin’ money punk is real
Don’t be the first to get checked
***** betta retrospect
[2pac]
No more regular rappin’
Dare me to cap ‘em and watch me blast
These *****s be actin’ for the simple fact, playa im’a mash
I lash on my enemies for multiple centuries
Forcin’ my adversaries to bleed when they seein’ me
Though east coast born, I’m west coast raised
Sent so much ***** throughout the click that now they Deathrow slaves
Father forgive me for thug livin’, I’m through with this drug dealin’
I leave with the click and all the *****s that love prison
Brothas be ballin’, ***** if need me, call
I open fire on **********as and murder ‘em all
Me Mr. Makaveli, plus I’m bustin’ ***** what they tell me
I’m makin’ these *****s hop on they toes, it happen daily
I been shot and murdered, can tell you how it happened word for word
But best belive, that *****s gon’ get what they deserve
In the same way, God bless my breakas game pays
Gettin’ cash and ***** for days
Now *****s done changed
[Chorus: Richie Rich & 2pac]
The game is to be sold, not told
Still heavy in this game
*****s done changed, it ain’t the same
We been handlin’ our business for years
Gettin’ respect from all our peers
While most of our *****s incarcerated, doin’ years
*****es is tricky, *****s is snitchy
While playas improve and move positions
*****s done changed
[Richie Rich]
Call on my real *****, when it’s time to bring the heat
Suburban’s servin’ hella deep down your street
Leave your trash can ‘cuz it’ll be clean when we sweep
Let’s duff these *****s and hit they ***** with some heat
Blow they chest up, ‘cuz they hatin’ and segregatin’
*****s crossin’ lanes, it’s time to blow your brains
Before I shot this *****, I heard him scream one love (ONE LOVE!)
Fifteen in the clip, I only used one slug
[2pac]
Hey! Now picture me rollin’
Biggie Smalls got his eyes swollen
My hands on my nuts, I gives a *****, I’ma die holdin’ ‘em
Makin’ these hoes pause, while schemin’ on no drawers’
No money and ball, down to *****, *****, and alcohol
Picture me rollin’ (what) corny hoes get they holes dug
I might show ‘em thug p*****ion but I’ll never show ‘em love
Can’t hit me in combat, relentless when I ride
Strategize on my enemies, plottin’ till they die
Ask me why I’m high, and my reply “Till the day I die”
Don’t wanna picture this cold world through sober eyes
Thugs don’t die we multiply
Connect with the spirits of fallen homies and bustas, then we ride
Suprise *****s when they seen us, they duck down
(Hahahaha) ‘cuz we anti*****ted endo and bust rounds
*****in’ clowns still watchin’ clips of I Get Around
Scream like a ***** when I beat ‘em down
*****s done changed
[Chorus]
[Outro: Richie Rich & 2pac]
And they still changin’.
Understand what I’m sayin?
I don’t understand that.
*****s done changed, **********as gettin’ 60 years for some bull*****.
*****, naw what I mean?
*****s done changed.
Ah, glad to have you back.
That’s right big buddy, ‘cuz we ain’t gon’ never change.
They my homie for a second but these **********as ain’t gonna never hold me
down, baby.
Check this out.
Thug life, baby.
Fo’ sho’. Me and ‘Pac.
Now we got **********as in the house, fool.
With the ***** Rick Rock
*reaching out to Brooklyn*
Don’t leave, brother!!!!
OK, I’m going to kick some sista MCs for a minute. I think I’ve posted some of the lyrics of this before, but it’s still one of my favorites from Lauryn:
It’s been three weeks since you were looking for your friend
The one you let hit it and never called you again
Remember when he told you he was about the benjamins?
You act like you ain’t here him, but gave him a little trim
To begin, how you think you’re really going to pretend
Like you wasn’t down and you called him again?
Plus when, you give it up so easy you ain’t even foolin’ him
If you did it then, then you’d probably do it again
Talking out your neck, saying you’re a Christian
A Muslim, sleeping with the Gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who’re you going to tell when the repercussions spin?
Showing off your a– because your thinking it’s a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again!
You know I only say it because i’m truly genuine
Don’t be a hard rock, when you really are a gem
Baby girl! Respect is just the minimum
brothas creepin’ and you still defending him
Now — Lauryn is only human
Don’t think I haven’t been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly been
It’s silly when girls sell their souls because it’s in
Look at what you be in, hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails up out Koreans
Come again
Yo! A-When when come again! (Yeah-Yeah!)
When when come again!! (Yeah-Yeah!)
My friend come again!!! (Yeah-Yeah!)
Chorus
Guys you know you’d better, watch out (Watch out!)
Some girls, some girls are only, about (About!)
That thing, that thing, that thing! (Thing!)
That thing, that thing, that thing! (Thing!)
Verse 2
The second verse is dedicated to the men
More concerned with his rims and his Tim’s than his women
Him and his men, come in the club like houligans
Don’t care who they offend
Popping game (Like you got yen!)
Let’s stop pretend, the ones that *****ed out by they waste men
Cristall by the case men, still living in his Mother’s basement
The pretty face men claiming that they be the “big men.”
Need to take care of their three and four kids
But they face a court case when the child support’s late
Money taking and heart breaking
Now you wonder why women hate men
The sleepy silent men
The punk domestic violence men
Quick to shoot the scene, stop acting like boys and be men!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
Unh-Unhh Come Again!
Bro-Straight come again!
Sit straight come again!
@ Sydney
Ok I have some radical slap for you:
Back
Caught you lookin’ for the same thing
It’s a new thing – check out this I bring
Uh Oh the roll below the level
‘Cause I’m livin’ low next to the b*****, C’mon
Turn up the radio
They claim that I’m a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend, guardian
I’m not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I’m not a racist
Preach to teach to all
‘Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun…
I wasn’t licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I’m the epitome – a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don’t believe the hype…
Yes
Was the start of my last jam
So here it is again, another def jam
But since I gave you all a little something
That we knew you lacked
They still consider me a new jack
All the critics you can hang’em
I’ll hold the rope
But they hope to the pope
And pray it ain’t dope
The follower of Farrakhan
Don’t tell me that you understand
Until you hear the man
The book of the new school rap game
Writers treat me like Coltrane, insane
Yes to them, but to me I’m a different kind
We’re brothers of the same mind, unblind
Caught in the middle and
Not surrenderin’
I don’t rhyme for the sake of of riddlin’
Some claim that I’m a smuggler
Some say I never heard of ‘ya
A rap burgler, false media
We don’t need it do we?
It’s fake that’s what it be to ‘ya, dig me?
Don’t believe the hype…
Don’t believe the hype – its a sequel
As an equal, can I get this through to you
My 98’s boomin’ with a trunk of funk
All the jealous punks can’t stop the dunk
Comin’ from the school of hard knocks
Some perpetrate, they drink Clorox
Attack the black, cause I know they lack exact
The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox
Leader of the new school, uncool
Never played the fool, just made the rules
Remember there’s a need to get alarmed
Again I said I was a timebomb
In the daytime the radio’s scared of me
‘Cause I’m mad, plus I’m the enemy
They can’t c’mon and play with me in primetime
‘Cause I know the time, plus I’m gettin’ mine
I get on the mix late in the night
They know I’m livin’ right, so here go the mike, sike
Before I let it go, don’t rush my show
You try to reach and grab and get elbowed
Word to herb, yo if you can’t swing this
Just a little bit of the taste of the b***** for you
As you get up and dance at the LQ
When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos
Then they clear the lane I go solo
The meaning of all of that
Some media is the whack
You believe it’s true, it blows me through the roof
Suckers, liars get me a shovel
Some writers I know are damn devils
For them I say don’t believe the hype
Yo Chuck, they must be on a pipe, right?
Their pens and pads I’ll *****
‘Cause I’ve had it
I’m not an addict fiendin’ for static
I’ll see their tape recoreder and grab it
No, you can’t have it back silly rabbit
I’m going’ to my media **********in
Harry Allen, I gotta ask him
Yo Harry, you’re a writer, are we that type?
Don’t believe the hype
I got flavor and all those things you know
Yeah boy, part two bum rush and show
Yo Griff, get the green black red and
Gold down countdown to Armageddon
-88 you wait the S1Ws will
Rock the hard jams – treat it like a seminar
Teach the bourgeoise, and rock the boulevard
Some sau I’m negative
But they’re not positive
But what I got to give…
The media says this
Ooh, I like that, M-Daddy! And they mention Coltrane. Is that from the Welcome to the Terror Dome CD?
Now I feel frivolous sharing some Monie Love, lol, but I liked this jam back in the day.
Brother what is with you, you can’t take a hint?
I need to shove a sprint between your eyes for you to see
You and me were never meant to be
Your homeboy likes me, I like him, too, get out the picture
I get your point but I’m not rolling with the punch
I scrunched up the letter you wrote me in lunch
In 5th period I pay no notice to your motion
My work is on the table, my pen’s in locomotion
Every time I turn around, you’re looking at my face
I try to ignore you, the bell rings, I race out the room
Zoom to another room, sit down, what do you know?
The lover’s in town
The other brother (Who?) The one I want to talk to
Sitting three seats back, and I’m a walk over to him
And give him the letter I wrote
Because my feelings towards him are brewing, ya know?
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
In 7th the knucklehead walks in and sits down beside me
I said “Yo why you trying to ride me?”
Day in and day out I can’t seem to get you off my back
What do you think I should do about that?
In fact it’s embar*****ing, what a bufoon
You even follow me in the ladies bathroom
Give me a break, I can’t take it, the stakes are too high
Besides, there goes the other brother
I’m not Keith Sweat, so don’t sweat me
The other brother’s smooth approach is what gets me
He intruiges the Mon you know
So I suggest the course towards me you blow
You’re wasting time persuing Monie
Cause she’s persuing the lover only
And as my mother did she told me
Go for what you know, Mo, yo
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Bringing matters to a close and everybody knows
That I’m no longer in the middle
I made my decision, precisely, precision is a must
For me to solve another riddle
Step into a brand new rhythm, ism schisms
Nope, I’m not with ‘em, I’ve given
My undivided attention, you know what I’m saying?
No type of games I’m playing when
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
Yep, Monie’s in the middle (Where that at?) In the middle
Monie in the middle (Where she at?) In the middle
(Go Mon, Mon, what is she?) Monie in the middle
Dang, I meant to take out some of the repetitive last verses. Sorry!
Nice!
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M-Daddy, I just found the lyrics to the Black Sheep jam I was trying to find a few weeks ago:
Verse One: Dres
I skipped the line, I paid my dime
I hung my coat, and now it’s time
To move to the forefront take my rounds
Say peace and give a pound have a drink, get down
I’m on the floor, besides the door
The sound is rich, and I ain’t poor
I’m looking for Susie or Wendy or Judy
But look at her [repeat 3X] “Who me?”
Yes, you sweetie, although it’s hard to see thee
I see your silhouette and what I see has got me needy
I need you for a second of your time
But then I reckon that a second is too short let me try
“You’re slammin!”
But anyway, I’d like to say
I’m Dres of the Black Sheep givin you play
Step out in the light, come show off yourself
Yo, I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Chorus: Dres, Strobelite Hoe
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go “Don’t go” [repeat line 3X]
Just don’t know “Why?” Hon, I just don’t know
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go “Don’t go” [repeat line 3X]
See something ain’t right “Why?” It’s the strobelite
Insert – Mista Lawnge, Dres, Strobelite Hoe
[Mista Lawnge]
Van Damne, Oh man, now you look out
I can not dig it, I can not dig it
No, yo Black, I can not dig it
[Dres, Strobelite Hoe]
Listen Hon, I mean aaaaaah
It’s nice looking at you, I just have to go
My man is right over there “Where you going?”
I have to go “Huhhhhh?”
[to his 'man' who doesn't exist] I’m on my way Black, I’m on my way
“Don’t you have a number or something?”
Listen it’s ahhhhhhh, 765-4321
“What area code is that?”
One, nine-hundred
Verse Two: Dres
Listen here dear, step to the rear
Find yourself a seat, buy yourself a beer
Eat some pretzels, go play some videos
Thank you for your time honey, but hoe, I gotta go
I think I lost my coat, and plus I’m double parked
I thought you was my girl, see I can’t see in the dark
Anyway I’m out, out is where I be
I’ve got to step, “With the viscosity”
When you see a honey by the strobelite
Black I hope you got good sight
For honey that you see, like a Shakespeare soliloquy
May or may not be, all that
In fact, quite wacked
With the girl that makes you stop tracks
But neither here nor there fear
Unless, of course, you don’t care
Listen baby girl, let me say it slow
I-have-to-go
Not to dis, but lets disperse
Yo, I’ll see you later, unless I see you first
Chorus
Outro: Dres
Can’t swing tonight, so ahhhhhhh
Honey take a hike, go fly a kite
And I don’t mean to be impolite
But yo, I’m outta here aight?
that’s so cool, right? I may share this with my friends on casualpal.c o m, they are there just seeking for fun.
@Sydney
Bossip wont let me post anymore songs
@M-Daddy
LOL, are you kidding? That’s hilarious! Let me slip in one more joint before I get banned, too. Do you have any requests?
@M-DADDY OAKLAND’S FINEST AKA FBI(ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)
Bossip wont let me post anymore songs
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Thank God!
Still laughing at Bossip shutting down the Throwback Tuesday jam. . .
Oh Lawd, here comes trouble with a capital H. It’s Hannibal the Cannibal. *sigh*
I’m not trouble, I’m the nicest person in Bossip…
No, Hannibal, you eat people. . .with some fava beans and a nice chianti. . .F-F-F-F. .lol
@ Hannibal
AWWW DAWG I thought we was cool??
LMAO Sorry man! I just can’t take anymore songs, but we still cool though!
@Sydney
I don’t eat people, I’m too nice of a guy to do things like that…
@ Mdaddy & Sydney,
Heres my favorite rap,
Its the first of the month,
Time to buy more 40’s and blunts
Koreans on the corner take EBT
F*ck what the government says I need some Phillie
Milk, Bread, meat for these kids?
Wish these lil bastids woulda died of CIDS.
Lil MuShanda needs new sneakers,
Sh*t’ll have to wait, my n*gga needs new speakers.
Pay the sitter B*tch wont get off my cl*t
I better quit my f*ckin’ job, I dont get paid sh*t.
What, what the club is poppin’ this thursday?
Hell yeah i got money left its Mothers day!
What about the rent and the utilities?
What about my needs, my last n*gga just left me.
Olds needs an oil change, Im riding on bald tires,
brakes grindin, leaky radiator and tags expired.
Dont judge me hoes ya’ll got money, me nada
1/2 off at the indoor swapmeet on bootleg Prada.
Save for a rainy day, cant sh*t dont matter,
I’d rather live for today, besides Im getting fatter.
Might my last chance to find some n*gga who loves me,
If not I get another re-load on the 15th
@Hannibal
Hmm, really? Let’s see if you can behave this evening.
@Sunshine305
LOL, give me a hint about the artist. I don’t recogize it off the top of my head.
@Hannibal(Check me out!)
LMAO Sorry man! I just can’t take anymore songs, but we still cool though!
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Its all good playa, man I was runnin out of songs anyway LMBAO
Lest see if Public Enemy will record this for me.
@Sydney
I don’t think I can do that…
OK, since we’re on a Will Smith thread, I’ll share this — I was hooked on this because it samples one of my fav old school jams, Forget-Me-Nots:
Here come the men in black
Its the mibs uh here come the mibs
Here come the men in black men in black
They wont let you remember
Nah nah nah
The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me mib
Means what you think you saw you did not see
So dont blink be what was there is now gone
The black suits with the black ray bans on
Walk in shadow move in silence
Guard against extra terrestrial violence
But yo we aint on no government list
We straight dont exist no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin strange watch your back
Cause you never quite now where the mibs is at
Uh eh
Here come the men in black men in black
Galaxy defenders oho oho oho
Here come the men in black men in black
They wont let you remember
@ Sunshine305
I know who that is I just cant put my finger on it
@ Sydney,
That was Queen latifah right?
wanna read the 2nd verse?
*recognize*
@Hannibal
Oh, you won’t behave yourself tonight? Well, neither will I. This is dedicated to you, lol.
[q-tip]
fool – defined in webster’s
open up the book, read it read it
turn the page, see what it says
read it to me will you please
(one who acts dope ???
so what does it mean to me?)
that’s you (how’s that?) cos of the way you act (huhhh?!?!)
standin on the corner sellin girbauds (what you talkin bout?)
scalin your friends and also your foes
what’s the matter wit’cha boy? (ain’t nuttin wrong with me, mother…)
you big galoot (huh?), you nincompoop (what?)
what’s wrong wit you? you can’t compute (yes sure i can compute)
don’t fix your lips to tell me you can
standin on the poley playin pusher man
what you got to do with yourself? (oh what?)
can’t you be somebody else? (no)
look at you described to a tee (huh)
you’re a fool of many in society
i know some more, i shall go on
and continue in the song, fooled the fool
“fool” – scratched by ali shaheed
(man i don’t know what you’re talkin bout callin me a fool
i’ve been out here for twentysome odd years
doin my thing, i ain’t no fool man
you crazy or something?
i’m gonna stick this, right up your…)
[q-tip]
the girl i talked to she’s sort of neurotic (yeah)
her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic (uh-huh)
scares the girl by threatenin her life (word)
says “girl, you’re dead if you’re not my wife” (oh man)
beats in her public, beats her in private (yes)
tried it ’round me, “almost” won’t buy it (what you mean?)
said “forget him, don’t you know he’s a loser”
who would love a woman turn around and abuse her (ohh)
only a fool as described by the tribe
here’s another one who’s on the fool vibe (okay)
gonna make it short, gonna make it quick (why?)
for this situation makes me sick (ohh)
see your brother man, with the female (yeah)
he’s crazy ego tryed to show he’ll prevail (aha)
in any situation lady luck’s on his side (word)
emotions run free, nothing he will hide
why i remember one sunny day (yeah)
took my cousin to the park so we can play (yeah, park)
on the way, a couple resembled
the one i just described, everything *****embled
another young man walked in their direction (yeah)
bumped him a bit, excused his imperfection (mmm hmm)
but the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck (umm hmm)
demanded an apology and also respect (uh-huh uh-huh)
the young man aggravated grabbed him back and smacked him
the girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him (oh man!)
he felt ashamed for what he had done
it looked like a fool to everyone (oh!)
these are three stories from the naked city (yeah)
reality, is sometimes a ditty (yeah uh huh)
like grodzilla from the twilight zone
earth to your brain – is anyone home? (what you talkin bout?)
i see ya there, tryin to make amends
try to make some friends, but now my story ends (oh man!)
on the note, that i just wrote
stay afloat on the reality boat (oh)
slow down and think and take it cool
and try to avoid the description of a…
@Sunshine305
That’s Queen La? Yeah, gimme the second verse. Get it, girl.
@ Lauren…OMG congratulations!!!!!Is this your first baby? Its going to be an exciting time for you. I read so much of these blogs I feel like I know some of you! I have twins, they just turned 5 on the 24th of June, but I just wanted to say congrats and put that really tight gurdle(sp) on when you have the baby, your stomach will be right back to normal!
@Bree…thats a cute pic girl!
yeah its the 8th and Im broke again,
Dont give a f*ck, im gonna smoke again
Kids screaming they hate bologna
Mommy’s sorry pickins’ were slim at “Club hop on ya”
Give me another week and our cards good again
We outta bread? go eat at your friends.
ENOUGH WITH THE *****ING SONGS, THIS IS BOSSIP, NOT AMERICAN IDOL!!!
@sydney…LOL at the Silence of the lambs reference to Hannibal!
Heeeeeey Hannibal!!!How you doin on this fine Tuesday???
Sunshine, can you give me the name of that jam? Here’s another from Queen La.
@2cute4u
LOL, I couldn’t resist. He’s so Hannibal-ish, you know?
Welcome into my Queendom (My Queendom), come one come all
When it comes to lyrics I bring them (I bring them)
In spring I sing, in fall I call out to
All the ones who had a hard day
I prepared a place on my dance floor
The time is now for you to par-tay
I thought it would be a good chance for you to move
(One nation under a groove) House music always soothes
So get with the flow, let’s go, yo
Can you rock to a house groove tempo?
If so, then shall we let the games begin?
What better off position can you be in?
I’m on fire, the flame’s too hot to douse
The pool is over, come into my house
“Don’t make me wait, come into my house”
“Give me body” (Repeat 2x)
Here’s a dance step, from now I’ll kick a
B***** and treble flow through the speakers
Ride the rhythm, I know it’s gonna reach ya
I’m the Queen, Latifah
Now it’s time to run through it
45 King? (Yeah, baby?) Cue it
Yeah, there you go, I told you you could do it
Now did you enjoy it? (That was cool) I knew it
Dance to the beat of the drum, give me some
With the Flavor Unit I’ve come to say “Ride the grooveline”
Don’t swing the pipeline, listen to the smooth line
Throw away the white line
It’s a house party I’m hosting (What?)
Come and rock with the one that’s chosen
It can’t turn me inside out (Uh uh)
For those that dare, come into my house
@2cute4u
I’m not good at all! How the ***** are you?!
What’s wrong with you, Hannah — I mean, Hannibal? lol
@ Sydney,
i just wrote that sh*t off the top of my head.
You couldnt tell?
DON’T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN! DO YOU *****ING HEAR ME?!
Heres some of my poetry,
I know why the caged bird sings
Lonely old lady never had offsprings
neices only visit to borrow money
Soc security only covers rent and salami
caged bird sees others flying free
bottom of cage covered in feces
birdseeds and sunflower, never tasted a worm
other birds laughing, all i get to see is her blue perm.
Yikes, someone call the men in white jackets. . .
@Sunshine305
LOL, I didn’t think that sounded like Latifah, but I’m not familiar with all of her songs.
damn its dead in here.
Where are the normal trouble makers?
@Sunshine305
Now you know you’re wrong for that poem, lol.
@Sunshine305 & Sydney
I have one for you:
am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am
Do you like
green eggs and ham
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I woould not ,
could not,
in a car
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Now those are rightous lyrics LMAO
LOL, M-Daddy, are we quoting Dr. Seuss now?
@Sydney(Check me out!)
LOL, M-Daddy, are we quoting Dr. Seuss now?
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He is the dopest MC that ever wrote a rhyme LOL
Will Smith’s daughter looks like an elf with braids!
The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
So the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again!
@Hannibal(Check me out!)
Will Smith’s daughter looks like an elf with braids!
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Thats probably why the named her Willow
@Sydney(Check me out!)
The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
So the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again!
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LOL Good one
I think that’s it from me, M-Daddy. Hannibal snapped at me. *crying*
-Jada Pinkett has more muscles than Will Smith!
-Their sons look gay as *****!
-Tia Mowry dresses like a cave woman!
-Lisa Raye is a mess as usual!
-Damon Wayans hasn’t been funny since “In Living Color”!
-Cory Hardrict dresses like Carlton Banks!
-Vanessa Williams looks absolutely hideous!
-Sinbad looks like a Conehead!
-Diddy’s son has the same head as an alien!
Al B. Sure’s son needs to be punched between his one eyebrow!
-Diddy needs to give Michael Jackson his “Thriller” jacket back!
CRY SYDNEY!
@Sydney
Is that you baby?
Kevin! Hey, babe.
Kind Latifah needs to stop having pie eating contests with Ruben Studdard!
Hannibal you are a weirdo!
@SDot
SHUT YO PUNK ***** UP AND GO WATCH YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON MOVIE!
Kevin, baby, it’s getting kind of hectic in here, so I’m going to bounce. Was that you on the Obama thread today? I wanted to talk with you about McCain. Have a good evening.
*hugs*
M-Daddy, it was a pleasure e-grooving with you as always, lol.
Bye, Sunshine!
@Hannibal…people like picking on you cause you just tend to run in to it you know…You seem like you need therapy…come lay on my couch…
i’m back..
thank you 2Cute4u
are we still jamming?
@2cute4u
PEOPLE ALWAYS PICK ON ME FOR NO REASON! WHAT DID I EVER TO YOU?! IT’S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO START SERVING COMMUNITY SERVICE ONCE I GET OFF HOUSE ARREST!
guess not…good nite Bossipers!
Jada, Vanessa and the twin all look amazing…. now Big Tief is not looking at all like a covergirl… guess she is in weight loss/gym mode still.
Awww, I’m not picking on you! I do however think you need some therapy and some anger management…Love ya goodnight!
I see hannibal is still making a nuisance of himself.
I personally adore the Smith family… they all have their own style and don’t seem to care what the rest of the world thinks about them… the children are actually amazing and of course Jada and Will are the cutest couple in Hollywood! I’ve always been a fan of Will’s and he is the prime example of a stand up guy… he seems to be the perfect role model for fathers!
PLEASE READ! BLOGGERS BEWARE
I am a reader and not a usual blogger, but I cannot believe that no one has commented on the fact that BOSSIP had the site “DRUNKEN STEPFATHER” as one of it “CERTFIED LINKS”! Brothers and sisters WAKE-UP and boycott or at least email them for an explanation!!! DRUNKEN STEPFATHER is one of the most crude, racist, misogynistic blogs I have ever visited!!! They have degrading and derogatory comments on every sister they have EVER profiled. Rise up and call for change. If BOSSIP supports them should we be supporting BOSSIP??? Check out what they have said about the like of Naomi Campbell, Eve, and even our soon to be First Lady! If this doesn’t prove that Bossip is a white owned and self deprecating site noting will!!!! PLEASE take the time to visit this blog! You will be much wiser about who is writing this one!
Well then youre narrow minded, Z
He is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service RICHLOVING.COM for successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him. I’ve been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
jada looks wonderful green looks really good on her. but DAMN WILL GOT SOME BIG ***** FEET. OH MY GOODNESS. i mean seriously. oowh its hot in here.
Queen La looked cute as hell. Luv the the kicks. Why is it that every-time I see little Willow smith in a family pic. She’s always the worst dressed? Who’s dressing this kid? Jayden is always dipped and stylishly styled like his parents but this little girl always look wack. I think Jayden will be coming out the closet in another 12 yrs.
they have such a beautiful family!!!
they are a beautiful family
Tia looks great. The Smith are an attractive family, but something is off with the little girl.
What’s his face with Roger’s girlfriend needs to have his pants tailored
Is it just me or does Vanessa Williams have some hard looking feet-damn they long and manly-lmao. Those were clearly the wrong pair of shoes to wear.
is this a chat room or a blog?
I’m sorry but there’s something wrong with Will & Jada’s family. Those kids don’t look normal. Are Will and Jada related? Like brother and sister? Are they from the back woods of West Virginia? Them little kids look like they missing some important chomosomes…X or Y…or maybe an X & Y Something ain’t right ya’ll……
Tia Mowry looks fabulous and other casts. I’m gonna watch Han***** this week.