Kelis Tells PETA to Kick Rocks: “Minks and Chinchilla are Rodents Anyway.”

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Kelis received a letter from PETA regarding her mink and chinchilla get ups.  Pop the top to see how Kelis responded.

Kelis wrote this open letter to PETA on her Myspace page:

Kelis’ Letter to PETA

There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious. And after doing a very minimal amount of research……. I found out that the founder Ingrid Newkirk is completely batty. I had a feeling but she far exceeded my expectations. I mean certifiably insane! Lol this chicks will is nuts, google it – it’s a riot! Beyond the fact that I think she’s a diabetic, which means she needs insulin, which is taken from lab pigs (I know this because my sister happens to be in veterinary school), which would be completely hypocritical. It’s like don’t abuse animals unless it can help me.

I feel very strongly about a lot of things such as the sweatshops that spin cotton and the blood on their hands. Btw it’s not just the look of fur. It’s warm as hell and feels glorious, ever rubbed faux fur on your body? Nothing luxurious about that. Then the letter proceeded to name artist and designers who don’t wear real fur. Great! More for me! I don’t judge them, don’t judge me.

If I started wearing endangered animals like polar bear or orangutan then talk to me. (Which btw for the record I would not – I do believe in the preservation of endangered species) But the minks and chinchilla that quite honestly are rodents and if weren’t in the form of a coat I would demand they be put to death anyway are not an issue to me.The death of high fashion. Ugh.

I eat meat, and in fact my mouth salivates as I type the word meat! And the paint throwing that’s just ridiculous! What if I was hurling Loubitons and Pierre Hardy’s at every sad poorly dressed person on the street? As right as I may be it’s just fanatical and crazy. And people have the right to feel as they please. What about art? Survival of the fittest. Natural selection? No let’s just let all the rodents run free and over take our cities. Oh wait they have, NY and LA in particular are infested! Why don’t u save them all from scavenging on the streets and ruining my evening strolls, take them home. Make them pets! Get off my back! Pun intended!

Underpaid minorities picking your vegetables, now that’s fine for you right? Please, fight for their rights. How about the poverty in the communities of brown people around the world. She had the nerve to say (and I quote) “get over it” talking of the issue of black people and slavery in this country verses cows being slaughtered. Is she kidding me? Lol yes she must be. Actually, she’s lucky most black people have real issues to worry about in the U.S and don’t give a crap what her delusional privileged opinions are. But she should try saying that again just for kicks n giggles on the corner of Adam Clayton Powell Blvd in Harlem n see how well people “get over it” lol. If u want to preach do it about something worthwhile don’t waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk.

Find a worthwhile cause like the women being maimed in these Middle Eastern countries. Or female circumcision. Or women’s rights here in America, we still get paid less for doing the same jobs as men. Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created. Everyone has the right to an opinion, and that’s mine on that! xoxo

We guess she told them.



  • drenk

    well im glad all that CHILD SUPPORT is being spen wisely

  • WhatAWorld

    Im glad somebody said it,trying to save bears an what not that would maul you if provoked!SMH

  • A

    She sound dumb as hell lol

  • A

    *sounds dumb as hell lol and looks a mess…What a waste of rodent fur

  • Mock Rock Star

    Kelis wear what U like

  • drenk


  • ChocolateGold

    LMAO! The girl has made some good points! I wonder if those PETA and the celebrities supporting them wearing leather shoes, carrying leather bags don’t know that leather comes from an animal as well. Live your life and stop judging people!

  • pynk♥{Luckily, my jeans are tight. So, no. There is no room 4 you! :)}

    lmao @ this letter. You know, maybe Kelis isn’t as bad as I thought… Actually, yes. Yes, she is. lol

  • Sofia Goncalves

    What a lowlife this woman is .Anyway fur on her , likes so vulgar lololol. She is ugly. And in Portugal we dont know who this lowlife woman is .

  • mind yo biz

    f*ck kelis for doin nas dirty, but f*ck em peta fa**ots too, thers bigger s*it goin on the world

  • forreal


  • Choco

    The more she opens her mouth the less I like her….she’s has no self-control and appears to be arrogant and ignorant…and she always looks stupid I really DO NOT LIKE THIS GIRL…

  • VJ1226

    She sounds dumb as hell for making her point? Everyone has the right to their opinion. I just hate the way PETA tries to force theirs onto people. Tell them Kelis!

  • PraDaMaMa


  • Choco

    Yeah she does seek attention for the dumbest things I really wonder how she got so damn bitter and self-centered—I mean KELIS thinks she is the ish!

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