For all of you interested in what Osama Bin Laden as an older cat, the FBI has released some new digitally mastered mugshots of the cave-dweller:
The FBI has released “age progressed” mugshots of America’s most wanted terrorists, some of whom look crappier than others. You’ll be pleased to hear that Osama’s luscious pout has withstood the sands of time.
Flip the script to see the “finger waves”….
Osama’s supple kisser remains thick and youthful, but in his eyes, there is weariness. His hair and beard have gone completely grey; his beard has a brittle, wiry texture due either to old age or a lack of quality hair conditioners in his secret lair. Bin Laden’s westernized mugshot reveals finger waves and a deep crease across his brow suggests many nights spent with his brow deeply knit. One imagines a troubled Osama staring at his reflection in a bathroom mirror.
Finger waves??? That sounds like some pure comedy.