Slick as a Can of Oil

Posted on July 3rd, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Wesley Snipes

Posted by Bossip Staff

Wesley Snipes keeps dodging those legal bullets left and right – and keeping his ass out of jail in the process.

Click HERE to find out how Blade managed to escape tax fraud punishment once again.

  • apple

    I was surprised to see his profile on ” casualseek.com” which is a dating site for short-time relationship seeker. He is welcome on that site.

  • WHAT’S THE HYPE

    he’s ugly as an oil spill on the tarmac.

  • Hannibal

    KEEP HIS BLACK ASS IN JAIL SO WE WON’T HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER “BLADE” MOVIE!

  • bree

    Jul 3, 2008 – 10:26 am WHAT’S THE HYPE(Check me out!)

    he’s ugly as an oil spill on the tarmac.

    LMAO!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    Dude is NOT a can of oil.

    But does he need one, YES. On those muthaf’n knuckles. Those bad boys could smooth the bottom of my papa’s crusty heels.

  • Aunt Viv

    His shape-up is hella tight in this pic.

    And he prolly begged, kicked, and pleaded to go to Thailand to film a movie. That place is his version of the Motherland.

  • Aunt Viv

    @ Re,

    Word-his knuckles are in dire need of moisture!!!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/d3bb2642c5a5352ae0c89fb414492f92?s=80&r=any Nikki Nikia

    He hasn’t aged well…. I saw Mo Better Blues the other day, and I was reminded of how handsome he used to be… and I’m all for him staying out of jail… we don’t need another jailed black man.

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Hannibal

    shusssh he may be doing community service (collecting trash) with you on the freeway

    please ask him for an autograph 4 me, he can write

    it on a discarded fast food wrapper

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    @Aunt Viv

    Absolutely. They wouldn’t even need a sanding board at the spa’s for pedicures. Just get a cast of those hands and replicate. Our feet would be as smooth as a baby’s bottom.

    @Smokey

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aunt Viv

    Re,

    “Snipe’s handmade spa exfoliator”, just in time for flip-flop season lol!

  • WordzOfaProphet (I wudn’t say it if I aint mean it)

    I know Ron Isley mad as hell that he actually had to go to jail when this n!gg@ got off and he gets to travel outside the country

  • THE DEVIL HIMSELF (Buying Souls at discount prices, gas is a Mutha!)

    @ NIKKI: hahaha yeah he looks like my playa uncle!

  • najeeba

    Thats what happens when your rich!

    http://www.najeestyle.com

  • najeeba
  • I’m Just Me (NOT WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    Whe i read the title I really thought this was going to be about Jermain Jackson :(

  • Somer

    Wes have those gray ass crack smoking lips

  • SMDH

    They’ll get him.. They always get the black male in the end!! Wesley WILL do his time..

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    Wes is my manz but DAMN, how he got on a nice azz ring on them ashy, crusty mitts SMH!! And he could use a manicure as well! Grooming is important.

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    @ SMDH

    Just a question, is that pic really you?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    @Nikki Underwood

    He looks like the freaky uncle your mother wouldn’t let you be alone with when he’d ask you to sit on his lap.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    :-(

    Gross. And he probably has dumb lines for any ol trashy lady walking past the front yard. Triflin bastard. Damn you Percy/Clemen!

    **Shaking fist in Florida Evan’s voice**

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    Nikki…

    Lol, my fault. In some ways he looks like a Clive. Bastard. I hate that name (hope I’m not offending anyone). There’s a janitor here named Clive, and evertime I pass him he says, “Those are babymaking hips.” I just wanna die.

  • Earth Sign

    Cuz income tax is illegal. Like I been saying all along. Thats why its so hard to lock dude up. Wake up people. There is NO law saying you have to pay income tax.

  • michelle

    Ron Isley was broke, that’s why he’s in jail. I guarantee, that Wesley will not see the inside of a jail cell.

  • The System is a Fraud

    GO Wesley!!!!!!!!!!! IRS is part of a mafia. A bunch of criminals.

  • mr anderson

    Nuccas knuckles is ashier tan a muh fucca. Damn. :( (

  • http://hotmail M.

    he need to lotion those hand thay is about dry

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (My stomache is queasy cause I’m headed to the motherland)

    @Nikki Underwood

    WOWOWOWOW! That’s not even sideways, that’s sooo direct. Bastards, who are they? I’ll find them.

  • K-ten

    if/when he gets in jail, somebody needs to send him a lifetime pack of chapstick and hand lotion. nothing is worse than a dark, crusty black guy.

  • DIRTYSOUTH MOUTH

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPIN TO WESTLY THE UPPIDITY BUFFIE SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE UP A LOTION DRIVE FOR THIS MAN HE LOOKS NASTY ASHY HE NEEDS COLD CREAM WHY DOES HIS PORK FRIED WIFE DON’T RUB HIM DOWN WITH SOME NICE OIL OOPS THE JIGGA MAY BE BROKE THE BITCZZZ CUT OUT HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DUSTY CRUSTY VAMPIRE GIVE HIM SOME CHAPSTICK FOR THE DEAD/THE IRS DON’T GIVE A PHUCK ABOUT KARATE THEY ONLY KNOW KRAZY$$$$$$WESTLY THEY ALLOW YOUR ASS TO SEE DAYLIGHT POOF POOF BE GONE

  • kk

    His shape-up is hella tight in this pic.

    And he prolly begged, kicked, and pleaded to go to Thailand to film a movie. That place is his version of the Motherland.

    I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his

    profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ^^^ ukblackfriends. co m ^^^^ last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there.

    wow!!

  • sniper

    So Apparently, Blade is invincible to Daylight AND to Tax Evasion.

    Indeed, Blade is not like the rest of us.

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