Monday, July 7th, 2008

The Official Counterfeit Couple

Posted by Bossip Staff

As if anyone’s really buying this crap, Nick Cannon is still painting a picture of perfect marital bliss:

Nick Cannon is still in the honeymoon phase with new wife Mariah Carey. “It’s amazing!” Cannon [said]. “It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me!” he continued.

Up next for the lovebirds? Babies! “I always said… if I found the right person who I felt would be on the same page as me in term of raising kids and having the same belief system, [we'd have kids],” Carey said.

Reuben Cannon, his half-brother [said] Nick, “definitely wants kids,” and that he “loves [Mariah] more than any other girl.”

We guess this little comment is supposed to debunk all that shyte about their “marriage” being on the rocks. Whateva. These two are as transparent as they can be.

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Comments(73) on “The Official Counterfeit Couple”


  1. SMH

  2. LdyK

    aww what a shame…but the tatoo’s….i thought that solidified the marriage, boy was I wrong.

  3. I'm Just Me (NOT WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    LOL… I want to see her get pregnant and then I will believe this a little more.

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  6. Southside Stand up!

    Hey there, u happy couple go to http://www.myspace.com/kingdavid115 -he wrote a beautiful song for you 2!


  7. I guess I am the voice of dissent. I believe the relationship is real. I love them as a couple. I wish them success with the relationship. Actually I don’t get why everyone is hating on them.

  8. LdyK

    “Reuben Cannon, his half-brother [said] Nick, “definitely wants kids,” and that he “loves [Mariah] more than any other girl.”

    bwwwaahahahahahah are you kidding me…GTFOH…

    “more than any other girl” priceless..that bitch is old enough to be your mama!

  9. apple

    She is sexy.I have searched her photo on “{{{{ CA SUA LSE EK.COM }}}}” which is a casual encounter dating site. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?

  10. Aunt Viv

    They’re both a few leaves short of a salad so I’m going to still employ a wait-and-see approach to the realness of their marriage….

  11. LdyK

    Yeah me too @ I’m just me!

  12. Negrodamus Believes(Pussy is the Devil's Cave)

    All people posting their shitty ass websites, should skin themselves and sell the remains on E-Bay

  13. RICBLEU34

    He is an overrated clown.. he looks like an 08 JJ Evans.

  14. Lauren

    I agree with Bird….I love thema s a couple also and wish the best in their marraige, I guess to be believed these days you have to keep your marraige under wraps like Jay an Bey, who haven’t even confirmed to anyone that they are married! lol

  15. Change is on the Way! YES WE CAN!!!

    *sigh*

    @ Negrodamus

    ….and I feel the same about shitty ass website posters…

  16. REAL2REELVISIONS

    Let them be happy Bossip, Ur like the devil himself spewing hate and venom. You just want it to be fake so bad and want it to end that you would give your right nut if this was true.

    http://www.myspace.com/egocartelmusic

  17. Aunt Viv

    @RICBLEU34,

    .. he looks like an 08 JJ Evans

    ______________

    LOL!!! Dyn-o-mite!

  18. Hannibal

    A VERY SMART MAN, HE IS MARRIED TO A WOMAN, PRAISE THE LORD!


  19. I DO AGREE

    THAT MUTHAFUCKAS NEED TO STOP HATING ON C*C

    DAMN LET THEM HOLD HANDS, BANG THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER…DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO DO!

    THIS IS THE YEARS FOR OLDER WOMEN TO SNATCH UP YOUNGINS WITH BIG DICKS..OOPS DID I SAY THAT? :)

  20. JorgeOoOoOo

    The media is always praying on peoples downfall. They create the story which is suppose to be a bad thing in the industry but the morals have gone out the window in this generation. People don’t respect shit.

  21. VoiceOfReason

    Bossip,

    Comment #2 and #3 are ooooooollllldddddd. Get with it if you gonna be slingin dirt.

  22. LdyK

    How do WE know he’s packing @ sugar walls…did WE miss that somewhere?


  23. NAWWW

    I JUST THREW THAT IN! LOL

  24. LdyK

    Yeah you’re right@ VoiceOfReason….exactly we need you to police what ppl. comment about and the newness of it.

  25. LdyK

    oh i was about to say chile… really never woulda guessed with him….but anything’s possible.

  26. I'm Just Me (NOT WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    LOL A Ldy K I am just saying, you know. Because she seems so divaish and hard to get a long with and vain. Let’s never forget that. I wonder if she will really have kids. Hey if they like it I love it.

  27. glok9n

    THIS IZ THAT FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT, KINDA LOVE HERE! THIS PPL IZ NOT “BLK LOVE” THIS IZ “BOGUS AFFAIRS” OF THE HEART!

  28. dayg715

    it doesn’t get any more FAKE than whoriah scarey. everything about this moose is straight up plastic.

  29. LdyK

    I don’t see her having kids…especially since she’s gone through all of the personal traveling chef’s to ” loose the weight”

  30. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    I agree w/Bird. It’s amazing how people who don’t even know this couple personally can speculate on whether it’s real, their happiness, etc. How asinine!! Maybe they ARE in love and happy…why all the skepticism?

    @Negro and Sugar…thanks for the morning chuckle. :-)

  31. PDB

    You know people always hating on someone. Can people just be happy for them and just see what God has for them. You know sometime people come into each other life for a reason and that is to teach you one thing, then there are people who are there for a lifetime. See this may be what Mariah and Nick both need. Someone to understand them and be there for them. So Good luck Nick and Mariah. i wish you all the best and hurry up and have a baby girl your clock is not stopping okay.

  32. OneStep

    Nick is corny as hell. Mariah could have at least married someone with talent!

  33. Blondee

    There doesn’t appear to be any chemistry between the two of them, it appears fake and that’s jmo. I could care less, but if you’re doing it for publicity then you’ve made a mockery of something that many of us consider to be very sacred.

  34. Sharpton's Perm

    I can’t look at pictures of this couple without farting.

  35. hottie

    why does this picture look like a litle boy holding his mommys hand smiling . this dosn’t look like this going to last

  36. Nope

    This quote from the brother is old. It was from when they first got married.

  37. Nope

    Slow news day, I’m guessing.

  38. Earth Sign

    ……..and I wonder what the reaction would be if they stayed together for 10+ years

  39. shesofine

    I can’t stand when people use the term “half-brother” or “half-sister”.


  40. Fugly and Cornio…She looks like she is taking her “son” to school or to the amusement park. He looks like he is 12 years old with his Stepmama…just odd

  41. Blacksmith

    Bossip, why do you hate on these two soooo much? Fake? Transparent? This has been confirmed by what source?

    Are we really this suspect of everyone in the spotlight? I wonder………

  42. CAT EYES

    Only people who don’t have a partner of their own would say such hateful things about another person’s relationship.

  43. kent

    A great couple! He is a very great man, I like him so much. I saw

    that he is in the top 50 men list of^^^^ukblackfriends. c o m

    He should be the TOP1 in

    my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a rich dating club ^^^^^ ukblackfriends. co m ^^^^

    with a personal account there. Is it real or just a

    rumor on internet? (夫妻)

  44. BLUNTBLAZER

    ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN SHE GET KNOCKED UP

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  45. Bringthanoize

    I think that this is real not pr although the pr comes w/ it is just a fact of life. I think that Nick is in love and Mariah got her a tender Roni so to say. Good 4 both of them. Hope they do have kids to shut some folks up but even that won’t be enough for some.

    I wouldn’t mind being so called whipped by Mariah. And is she does like girls(as rumored) all the better for Nick as well. It’s their collective life let them live it.

  46. Bringthanoize

    I just hope that Nick doesn’t let them DL hollywood brothers turn him out.lol Stay away from da booottttaaayyyy!!!

  47. Saliaht

    why do people HATE so much? My God. Let them be happy. Mariah has a man…. Matter fact she has a HUSBAND. That’s more than a lot of ya’ll can say. Let them be happy.

  48. african_4_eva

    lol…you can see the STRAIN in his smile.

  49. african_4_eva

    …either way, I hope that their marriage is true and blessed.

  50. jcc

    I agree with Bird. I love seeing them as a couple. Sometimes the first few months are hard on couples; you are getting to know each other. The age doesn’t matter if you are mature and love each other. I am glad that postings have been positive for them. I am tired of the negitive postings. There is nothing wrong with Nick wanting to do for his wife and Mariah wanting to do for her husband. That is beautiful. As far as her “friends” making these “breakup” statements. They are not her real friends because they wouldn’t be out there giving the media Mariah and Nick’s personal business. She (Mariah) should dispose of those friends. Notice how Mariah isn’t making a statement: that’s call not lowering oneself to the levels of the people that are writing this bad stuff. I wish them happiness. They look happy together and there is definitely love.


  51. maybe they’re just two corny people that love each other…..that happens all the time…

  52. bree

    ughhhh leave them alone..i think they are the REAL DEAL!..put the haters to bed Nariah!

  53. sniper

    someone needs to punk nick on his counterfeit marriage to mariah on “Wild Style”

  54. najeeba
  55. najeeba

    Why is it so hard to believe? look at Jay-z and bey ounce.

    http://www.theceelist.com

  56. Juicy Rღ

    damn this fake couple!!!

    Nick pretending he happy and he kno he gettin’ treated like the male Cinderella

  57. Aniyah

    Lauren is right on point! For a marriage to be real does it have to be under wraps. If they are married and together then why not support them and if it falls apart it falls apart. Everyone needs to read this:

    An African proverb states, ‘Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye.’

    Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don’t let lust, desperation, immaturity, i gnorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open,

    and don’t fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults is not really important.

    Once you decide to commit to someone, over time their flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious.

    If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you’ve got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations,

    emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths. You are two unique individuals who have decided to share a life together.

    Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best of each other? Do you compliment and compromise with

    each other, or do you compete, compare, and control? What do you bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past

    mistrust, past pain?

    You can’t take someone to the altar to alter him or her. You can’t make someone love you or make someone stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and ‘a life’, you won’t find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Manipulation, control, jealousy, deceitfulness, neediness, and selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving, healthy, loving and lasting relationship.

    Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

    Q. What keeps a relationship strong?

    Answer: Communication, intimacy (not sex), trust, a sense of humor, sharing household tasks, some getaway time without business or children and daily exchanges (a meal, a shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch,

    a note), sharing common goals and interests. Leave a nice message on their voice mail or send a nice email.

    Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. Allow your mate to have outside interest. You can’t always be together. Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. Don’t try to control one another. Learn each other’s family situation. Respect his or her

    parents regardless. Don’t put pressure on each other for material goods. Remember for richer or for poorer. If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain will replace the passion. “Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

    The grass withers, the flowers fades, but the word of God stands forever. Isaiah 40:8. Shall we make a new rule of life from

    tonight?

    You should always try to be a little more kind to each other than necessary. The difference between ‘United’ and ‘Untied’ is where you

    put the ‘I’. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

    “The Life you live today is a Reflection

    of The Choices You made in the Past,

    Make Great Choices Today”

  58. Madame Enigma

    shesofine(Check me out!)

    I can’t stand when people use the term “half-brother” or “half-sister”.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    You know?

    Usually it’s white people. I really do hate that shit…..

  59. bee bee

    Maybe if folks just back off, Nick and Mariah would be o.k. I actually think these two are cute together and I’d like to see their marriage succeed.

  60. DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    @ ANIYA

    “The Life you live today is a Reflection

    of The Choices You made in the Past,

    Make Great Choices Today”

    CO-SIGN! 100%!!!

    PEACE

  61. Charlita

    to all u haters….here is Mariah’s Response, bible quotes and all

    I WISH YOU WELL

    This goes out to you and you and you

    You know who you are

    Hmm hmm hmm

    When glory days turn to stormy nights

    You must have been so petrified

    Didn’t you, didn’t you feel so cold

    You against the world in a losing fight

    Captive of your demons inside

    So you sought an enemy

    (I’m not your enemy. He lives in you, you know it’s true)

    Like times before to mock ignorantly

    (But the Lord said love, love your enemy so just…)

    Take heed to the Word it’s time

    Check Proverbs 19:29

    Don’t cry

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    I truly wanted solidarity

    Still wearing my blinders back then

    (So much I didn’t see)

    I weep for what I dreamed we all could be

    I’ll keep you in prayer till the end

    Still bruised, still walk on eggshells

    Same frightened child, hide to protect myself

    (Can’t believe I still need to protect myself from you)

    But you can’t manipulate me like before

    Examine first John chapter 4 verse 4

    And

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    Be strong in the Lord and power of His might

    If my shows of gratitude are miniscule

    Inside your mind, sorry

    (I’m so sorry, please forgive me)

    There’s only so much I can do I love you and did all that I could

    Maybe when you’re cursing me

    You don’t feel so incomplete

    But we’ve all made mistakes

    Felt the guilt and self-hate

    I know you’ve been there for me plenty

    Maybe still got love for me

    But let him without sin cast the first stone brethren

    But who remains standing then

    Not you not I see Phillipians 4:9

    (Put it into practice and the God of Peace will be with you)

    So

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    I wish you well

    (He who the Son sets free is free indeed)

    No weapon formed against me shall prosper

    Surely God is my salvation

    I will trust and not be afraid

    The Lord, the Lord is my salvation

    I will trust in Him

    Yes, I know that I know that I know that I know

    But I have had God’s help to this very day

    And so I stand here and testify

    To small and great alike

    So the more you curse me

    The more you’re blessing me

    The Word said it

    Love your enemies

    Do good to those who curse you

    Pray for those who mistreat you

    Psalms 129:2

    They have greatly oppressed me from my youth

    But they have not gained victory over me

    (In Jesus’ name)

    I wish you well

    He that keeps his mind state on the Lord

    He will keep them in perfect peace

  62. WhatsYoursIsMine

    I think they’ll last a good while. I’d like to say they’ll last forever, but hey, we just have to wait and see. I hope they do have a baby, I think he’d be the fun parent. She’d be the overbearing one.

  63. GetReal

    uhh… call me crazy but when youre married to a woman isnt that already implying that you love them “more than any other girl”? LOL. please!

    and didnt mariah just come out a few months ago with some statement about how she knew she wasnt ready for kids? what the hell?

    disaster awaits!

  64. Slapping HatersSince82

    STOP THE HATE PEOPLE. THEY ARE MARRIED,PERIOD. BOSSIP YOU SUCK!!


  65. SO PLAYED OUT,TIRED OF THEM,SO FAKE.

  66. I can't say...

    Earth Sign, is that ur pic in ur gravatar?? If so, please call 212-601-4937 ask for Mel. TTYL…


  67. they are happy, big ups to them

  68. DIAMONDCHEERS

    LMAO!!! i want 2 c where this little saga is going


  69. I want to give Nick Cannon credit for wearing his OWN clothes with obviously no help from a stylist like mopst Hollyweird types.

    That PNB sweatshirt is ten years old.

  70. Vette

    Leave them alone.

  71. Casper

    I viewed this article on interracial chatting . c o m which is a dating service for whites and blacks to find their interracial love. maybe you will like it.

  72. LaLaLaLovely

    I also hope they stay married and have some babies… If Nick knows what’s good for him he’ll continue being her lil man whore, knock her up, and take sole custody of the kids… I’m pretty convinced Mariah is about as fit to be a parent as Britney Spears… BUT I HOPE SHE PROVES ME WRONG!

  73. AriesChick

    Why can’t people just be happy?

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