Jesus Take The Wheel

Posted on July 7th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Flavor Flav, News

Posted by Bossip Staff 

In a recent interview, Flavor Flav discusses his early entrance to bona fide manhood:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

WTF?? We don’t even know where to start with this one. Damn Flav, you never cease to disgust us.

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  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    first…yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

    flavor flavvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

  • Only for the cool section

    Thats not cute, I wonder if the girl is just as proud??

  • Trace

    ….What?

  • sxyQblondie

    WOWWWWWW. 6 YRS OLD HUH? WOWWWWWWW. THAT IS DAMNED UNCANNY AND PREMATURE.

  • Aunt Viv

    Ah Complex Magazine, that beacon of excellent journalism…

  • necy

    OK, that is disgusting!!! I just vomitted my lunch…

  • Doagae

    That little person is a tick on the ass of society…..SMDH

  • sxyQblondie

    HEY MS SUGA WALLS

  • Miss. Rissa

    WOW. I wud have kept that ish to myself. Not cute whatsoever

  • Tired

    Wow Flav 6?? Wowzers

  • Aunt Viv

    I just imagined his lil’ 6-year old raisin looking pee-pee…need a new thought NOW please…

  • Lauren

    oh wow!!!!!! 6 years old though??? how did he even remember that? I wonder how old the lil girl was, I woulda whooped both they asses if one of them were my kids!

  • M. DOT

    At least he’s being honest and open….which is more than we can say for a lot of theses other celebrities want us to spend our money and time on them but don’t want to share anything about themselves….

  • Al-Anon

    That is WTMFIFM (Way Too Much F*cking Information For Me)!!

  • This?

    i believe him. i knew kids just like him.

  • Hannibal

    6 YEARS OLD, HAHAHA I WAS 5!

  • INOCENTbiSTANDR

    WOWWWWW that explains alot!!! He was MOLESTED and thought he was having sex. That’s why he is like he is. I can’t even pick on him nomo. He needs counseling and don’t even know it. PO’ THANG!

  • LoveMeBaby

    Having sex when you are six years old is nothing to be proud of. He needs to keep that information to himself

  • Stary Eyed

    OMG Flavor Flav is such an idiot seriously LMAO!!

    It seems like he is proud that he lost it at 6 years of age in THAT way. Come on, he is a serious ugly mother and dont know why these women are always around him. I know, to get some of that $$$ SMH..

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    gross

  • Sick

    If I was in the area. I would have set the bushes on fire and burn his black ass up.

  • http://denisesays.wordpress.com/ Tiffany

    In the words of Katt Williams, “I don’t think I would have told anybody that.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    It may sound yucky coming from a 50 year old man, but the fact remains that he was just a couple of years from being a toddler when it happened. No need to treat him like a pedo for it. Geez.

  • necy

    maybe he was molested… did he say who he had sex with???? I didn’t wanna read the whole thing…

  • necy

    maybe it was with an animal????? no??

  • necy

    sound like beastialitty to me…

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    I KNOW PPL WHO “DID IT” @ 6,7,8.., IT HAPPENS.

    25 YRS AGO WE USED TO DARE EACH OTHER TO DO STUFF & WATCH.

    WE WERE FREAKIER AS KIDS!!!

    BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS TALK TO THE YOUNG ONES & HOPE THEY MAKE GOOD CHOICES.

  • Roderick

    The girl must have been the blind daughter of his parents’ neighbor because he could have looked that much different that he does now…only smaller.

  • Roderick

    that should have been ‘could not have looked’

  • LdyK

    YUK! I am sure she is embarassed she did that…

  • dawn

    Ah, thats abuse. Probably explains why he is as messed up as he is. Boys can get abused too and it does not make them matcho but messed up. They get older and have no respect for women or themselves. Wonder who he turened out when he got older..sick!

  • I’m Just Me (AIN’T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    I am so done with this man. Really why is he still around?

  • msjlh

    Flava Flav takes ugly to a whole new stratusphere (sp?)

  • Sick

    “burned”

  • Al-Anon

    @Tiffany

    In the words of Katt Williams, “I don’t think I would have told anybody that.”

    ________________________________________

    Me neither, but I think that it’s sad that he doesn’t know that that is inappropriate conversation for a news article……..even an entertainment article.

    Even if you’re being funny, words have a way of living forever.

    He’s like Borat with diarrhea of the mouth

  • What the..

    * dead * @ Aunt Viv

    thats it i’m done for the day…

    and despite it all, he’s got a gang of kids.

  • ShavonDenise

    Now I KNOW this nig aint human!! He has to be an alien because no human six year old can get a woody!! I mean thats like a 1st grader getting an erection?? Only on Mars.

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    I think someone asked if boys can get hard at that age. Yes, they can.

    Don’t we all remember playing “doctor”, “house” and the like…

  • Earth Sign

    Why am i not suprised

  • http://www.twanatells.com Twana Tells

    Hey yall I’m just checking in what in the world is Flav Flav talking bout wit his crazy self. Lost his virginity @ 6yrs I can’t breath lawd have mercy somebody get this man

    Twana Tells

    http://www.twanatells.com

  • http://www.twanatells.com Twana Tells

    Did see that sitcome Flava flav had coming out is it still on air?

  • Chaka

    Anything for attention

  • Lauren

    @ Twana, I saw one episode, I’m sure they killed that after the first 2 that joint was TRASSSSSHHHH!

  • http://www.njbap.blogspot.com NJBAP

    He’s gross – I can’t.

  • Delilah

    Lol…Attention doesn’t even begin to describe the madness…There’s something about a 6yo version of Flava Flav that screams ET and some sick twisted connection to Gary Coleman….If this is true then maybe him and the crazy girl who let the nasty be done w/ that creature shld attempt to have a reunion on Flavor of Love…

  • samira

    What a nasty image!

    Did he really need to volunteer such information?

    YUCK!

  • Delilah

    Lol…@ Lauren…She sure was dumb…& Whorish character traits usually follow right alongside a lack of intelligence…

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    LAUREN.., YOU RIGHT!!!

    UNLESS SHE DEAD, OR GOT TOO MUCH TO LOSE, THIS CHICK WILL BE OUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!

    …….AND GET HER OWN SHOW!!!

    YOU KNOW CERTAIN PEOPLE LOVE EXPLOITATIVE STUFF LIKE THIS…

  • helloitsme

    I PRAY HE IS LYING LIKE A MUTHA EFFA SMDH

  • Z

    I hate him. I genuinely do. seriously. I really do hate him.

  • Z

    Whether its true of not…..why would you say that publicly? seriously. Why?

  • I Need Answers..

    He has made me change my name.

  • HOLLYWOOD BS

    Common now, it’s pretty much clear that FLAV is just saying this for cheap publicity. It never ceases to amaze me how the media easily buys into these fabricated stories. 6 years old? common now people. You are not FOOLS!!!!

  • Sunshine305

    Dont take flav seriously folks, remember Public Enemy is one to the top 3 best rap groups ever, and Flav’s role has always been of a court jester.

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    The thought of him in any sexual way as a grown man is enough to make you throw up, but the thought of him getting it on at 6 is too much for the mind to take. Eewww eeww eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  • HOLLYWOOD BS

    FLAV IS PULLING OFF A FREAKING PUBLICITY STUNT AND Y’ALL NUMB SKULLS ARE BUYING INTO IT…UGH!

  • najeeba
  • najeeba
  • Tired

    @ Hannibal

    6 YEARS OLD, HAHAHA I WAS 5!

    ———–

    Lol Hannibal is so funny ppl get mad at him but why? hes so damn funny.

  • Al-Anon

    Since some people don’t know the rules of civilized behavior, here are just a few taboo things that you NEVER admit to doing.

    1) Having sex at 6 years old

    2) Putting malt liquor or Crown Royal in the casket. No it’s not going to cool him off in hell and he can’t drink it where he’s going.

    3) Thinking “safe sex” is a padded headboard.

    4) Trading food stamps for liquor or crack cocaine.

    5) Serving collars, cornbread, neck bones or chitlings at a wedding

    6) Use Crisco for K-Y Jelly

    7) Stealing toilet paper

  • justmoi

    I actually believe him, I knew a boy who lost his virginity at age 7. He lost it (his virginity) to his 13 year old sister’s friend!

    True story.

  • Honut Sinti

    You know, extreme beauty and extreme ugliness are considered genetic mutations and not “normal” according to standards of certain societies. That Flav person is a mutation.

    Now, he needs counseling. Calling Dr. R. Kelly!

  • kprincessk

    lol @ al-anon!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mahoganyrouge Obama.For.Change.2008

    As nasty as that sounds, it’s possible. I found out about my reporductive organs when I was a 9 year old girl. I’m a 27 year old woman now. My guy found out about sex at a young age, too. He said he always liked the smell of a woman…you know. It’s freaky, but to each his own.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mahoganyrouge Obama.For.Change.2008

    of course, i will say some things are better left unsaid. i digress.

  • PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    when you see this picture does the word gremlin come to anyone’s mind?

  • Hezzy

    lawd!!!!!!!!! this is too funny & sick—lmao:)

  • Topshotta

    hey thats the same age i lost my virginity and i was in it more than a second, me and this girl was experimenting too, she was like 8 years old, and we was doing anal, lol funny thing we got caught by her moms and she was shocked lol….. hey its more ppl out there like that than you think, so ppl stop being naive.

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    ShavonDenise(Check me out!)

    Now I KNOW this nig aint human!! He has to be an alien because no human six year old can get a woody!! I mean thats like a 1st grader getting an erection?? Only on Mars.

    ____________________

    Nope it happens. My son was 5 when he was flipping through the TV and came across that nasty show with Hugh Heffer (Girls Next Door, I think its called). He told me that his elephant trunk raised up when he saw the big titty girls. I didn’t know whether to whoop his ass or pray. I didn’t think they could have an erection that young either, but they do.

  • CAT EYES

    this is crazy-a 6 year old does not get an erection that stays up-I have 4 sons and I remember my oldest son came to me when he was 7 years old, waking up out of sleep, crying about his weewee is hard and I just turned to him and said ” Sweetheart,its just full,you need to peepee!!We still laugh about it even though he is 20 now.

  • TiTi

    whats even more atrocious is that the interviewer is like “i respect that man.”WTF!!!!!

  • Shachia

    HELL WEN I WAS 3 I WAS CAUGHT IN A EMPTY KIDDIE POOL KISSING WIT DIS BOY ON TOP OF ME, MY MAMMA TORE MY ASS UP!

  • PYTHON KING

    in science baby boys in their mother’s womb can have an erect penis in the womb check the library if you like to…now back to flav flav .he looks like the sugamonster with that junkie twitch flava has never been sober!!!he is bragging about having sex with a box girls were scare of his face….so he started humping boxes and giving them girls names LOOK AT HIS SHOW AND THE NAMES OF THE HOOKERS(IMEAN)BOXES

  • http://anonymous@yahoo.com anonymous

    Did anyone see the lady (white) on Tyra that was still breast feeding her daughter at 8 years old????????????????????????????????????????

  • MINSTREL FLAV

    This fool of* man is sick* he has young children and plus he is a grampa and he bragging *about having *sex at such a young age*sometimes kids mirror their parents behavior****many kids are abused every minute around the world***and have no outlet for help***hiv and aids is real so let him encourged his spawn to breed early)))))))))))))))< no respect at all for this clown ass

  • Nonya BISHES!

    That girl is still in therapy behind this I’m sure.

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    FUNNY HOW AFTER ALL THE THINGS THIS INDIVIDUAL HAS SAID & DONE…

    PEOPLE STILL TRY TO ACT SHOCKED & SURPRISED!!!

    HE HAS PROLLY DONE THINGS TWICE AS BAD AS ANYTHING THE PUBLIC KNOWS ABOUT!!!

  • bootlegger

    why should we be interested in where and when flava flave lost his virginity. SMDH

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva is back!!!!!!

    Shar—

    You here yet?

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva is back!!!!!!

    Shar——-

    Where rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???????

  • Kevin

    @1TruDiva

    Do you still have platinum vocals???

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    ^^^you have to be in puberty.

  • Til You Do Right By Me…

    Ya’ll know that crazy fool is lying but within every lie a little truth is revealed…..2 seconds! Yep, and I’m sure that’s still true today!!

  • ashley_ya_gurl

    Yall need 2 stop. Kids are like that. They’ll see their parents do somethin or they’ll see it on tv and try 2 imitate. Playing doctor and house are sexual type games. I guess it depends how they play it but we used 2 pretend 2 be married and stff when we was 7 and 8. That is not perverted. When yo kids go outside and you don’t see them til 7 thats what they be doing, playing and experimenting. So watch them and it won’t happen.

  • http://natashassecret.blogspot.com Malaika

    Why are my comments not being posted…?

  • henry

    I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous free interracial dating site interracial chatting . c o m last week and he was seeking his interracial love there. wow!!

  • 2cute4u

    What the hell kind of random foolishness is this!!

    Flav need to sit his ass down now ya’ll. He knows damn well he ain’t had no penetration at 6 years of age! Thats just a bunch of “flim flam” he’s talkin’ right now!

  • miss tang

    Yuck I’m Sick

  • Kevin

    I thought I was young when my cousin gave me some head for my 11th birthday.

  • Alyssa

    I am still stuck on the fact that someone has ever been willing to actually have sex with this man.

    And now this…Yuck

  • What A Joke

    Manhood????? This clown? This bozo is nothing like a man! Stupid jackoff with an even stupider clock! NOT COOL!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Erm, what the HELLY?

    I agree Alyssa, just lookin at his face let alone kissin it makes me shudder in disgust. but it must be somethin they like about him

  • WordzOfaProphet

    LMAO!!! As i sit here and die a slow funny painful side splitting death, all I can say is I know nobody expected a decent story 4rm this man, cmon now its of all ppl, the blk gremlin himself

  • http://www.fineblend.com bobonic

    i lost mine at 8 in a similar way. truth be told i didnt even know what we were doing for the most part except that we had heard that adults do this thing. When i learned what it was I felt real bad for a long time after and didnt have sex again for a looooooooong time. But not real issues ashamed. More like little kid hand in the cookie jar ashamed.

    When I got older i wondered if it counted because I didnt ………..uhhhhhhh …….. how could i put this gently …… finish. What yall think? Does that count?

  • ann

    Mmmmmm, not his fan. By just saw his profile on dating site ” ^^

    ^^^ ukblackfriends. co m ^^^^ ” last week. It seems he is single again

    first:> I just red this on ^^^^^^ ukblackfriends. co m ^^^^ where i met

    many sugar daddies

  • Ms. T.

    Ewwwwww!!!!

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    Yup, it’s probably true. I know I first got down in third grade. Playing that “You show me yours I’ll show you mine.” Hard as a diamond….

  • Marshabio

    Ohhh…My….GOD!!!@Photo…SMH:(

  • realwoman

    Flav actually wasn’t bad looking when he was younger and with PE. The drugs did him in though. If he had just stayed healthy he would be better looking IMO.

    And yes, a 6 year old can get erections. Baby boys get em right before they pee on you. lmao

  • justmoi

    LOL! I’m finding it more surprising that so many people (even mothers) are unaware that a boys penis can become erect from Day 1.

  • http://aol PurpleHaze

    The poor little girl must have thought she was getting attacked by a rat.

  • BlackBeautyLisa

    Ok–I JUST ALMOST PEED ON MYSELF BUSTIN OUT LAUGHIN.I LITERALLY JUST HAD TO RUN IN THE BATHROOM.

    THIS STORY IS CRAZY AS HELL, LAWD HAVE MERCY.

    Love Him, or Hate him–there is only one

    “FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVV”

    ***KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME***

  • Ashcakes

    if he looks like that now, i wonder what she looks like cuz they both gotta be old as geezer balls

  • maddzzu ( Still pissed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    goshhhhhhhhhh talkin bout gross !!

  • maddzzu ( Still pissed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    SOMEBODY NEEDS JESUS !!!

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