No More Yoga Lovin’

Posted on July 8th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Russell Simmons

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Russell Simmons and his young tenderoni Porschla Coleman are no longer a couple:

Russell Simmons and Porschla Coleman will always have yoga, but they may not always have each other. In between deep breaths and green vegetable smoothies, the couple, who had been dating since last year, found time to frequent beaches and then move in together, but it’s time for Russell to Do Him! According to sources, Simmons recently called it splitsville, with a send off note in his Huffington Post blog that ran last Thursday. In his note, he congratulated Porschla for her recent certification in Jivamukti Yoga and gave her what reads like a glowing review before closing with “thank you for the inspiration.” The only thing left for him to say may have been, God Bless and Good Night!

Aww too bad. Maybe Russ will find someone his age this time. SMH.

Via BET.com

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  • rihanna

    russell alway look like an alien

    becareful rus dont marry this one

    she might just get you for your papers

    like kimora

  • Ro

    Exhale Russ!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    she will no longer have to deal with the “PATHETIC MANHOOD”

    he is (or i should say isn’t) packing in them swim trunks!

  • 6 Figgaz

    Her body is too right for that old-ass n*gga anyway. He was just runnin’ a short-term lease on that trick for a few months…

  • SMDH

    I guess she won’t be using that black man for an easier life.. Oh well… Some color struck black male will snatch her up and wife her!!!

  • necy

    WOW, her body is SICK !!!!! Damn

  • yanib

    I guess I missed something. Congratulating her on an achievement and thanking her for inspiration equals breaking up? On a public blog?

  • Doagae

    Next stop…the NFL….

  • ANONYMOUS

    Russ neva did like women his age since I can remember; well I reckon its back to the catwalk to see what young thing catches his eye next. Russ may like them young but he ain’t no R. Kelly!!! Do ya’ thing BDR

  • sniper

    Now Russ can find the Man of his Dreams.

    I wonder if that author was right – that someone prominent was coming out this year

  • http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/ Get Togetha

    With a body and face like that she can have anyone.

  • bree

    so thanking someone for their inspiration = we’re over? really?..i may have to start using that..

    sidenote..her body is SICK!..

  • SMDH

    “Next stop…the NFL….”

    OKAY?? Or the NBA!!! It won’t be baseball or hockey, thats for sure!! All these non black girls know EXACTLY where to go to find a man to use.. They KNOW how hard they have to work for other wealthy men – but they know a black male will drop at their feet!! She’ll have another one taking care of her soon!!!

  • Wenzel Dashington

    How do I say goodbye to what we had?

    The good times that made us laugh

    Outweighed the bad.

    I thought we’d get to see forever

    But forever’s gone away

    It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

  • SoSo

    hmmmm who didn’t see that coming?

  • Envy Me (Established in 1983)

    i bet Kimora is smiling quietly in the inside

  • PANAMA’S FINEST

    WHO CARES…

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    Yup, definitely will be with one of those ballers (NBA/NFL). I bet they can’t wait either, she’s a banger.

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Wow, I haven’t heard the term “golliwog” since my days back in Barbados.

  • INOCENTbiSTANDR

    I agree, I didn’t know that thanking someone for being an inspiration = get out, it’s over, I’m done. But you learn something new everyday. Oh well good luck to both of ‘em. And by the way, what does BDR mean?

  • 6 Figgaz

    @ bree

    Yeah, start using that – clear out your ol’ sh*t and make way for the new… and you already know who dat is…

  • SMDH

    “what does BDR mean”

    Blood Diamonds Russell.

    I guess he was caught up in the whole conflict diamonds thing!!

  • Another day

    In that case time for her to move on, find her a nice strong athlete or billionaire and start her own family one she will run because between Russy being an old Ho and Kimora blocking evey attempt for true happiness and peace, this was a dead end for her anyways

  • John

    YOGA MUST AFFECT THE BRAIN BECAUSE RUSSELL WOULD BE A DANG FOOL TO LET THIS FINE YOUNG LADY GET AWAY!!!!

  • I’m Just Me (I AIN’T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    Daxn, wonder what happened because to me she is way hotter than his ex. Oh well, I am SURE she will be alright.

  • mojojojo

    just me!!

    hey chicka

  • Kevin

    @SMDH

    What is the deal with you and Marquis de Sade blood?

  • najeeba

    She really pretty! i cant believe he dump her!

    http://www.najeestyle.com

  • najeeba
  • Reese

    I read the blog…it doesn’t appear that he is dumping her, but congratulating her on finishing that yoga certification…it’s all praise and no actual dumping. So…it would appear that they are still an item.

  • soulwoman

    I’m sure she is happy. She got what she wanted out of the deal.

    Russell will scoop up another young tender roni.

  • Earth Sign

    Russell aint trippin. Pleasss

  • Envy Me (Established in 1983)

    @SMDH

    WOW TALK ABOUT EXPOSED…..YOU POSTED THE GRAVATAR NUMBERS AND EVERTHING…LOL

  • SMDH

    “@SMDH

    WOW TALK ABOUT EXPOSED…..YOU POSTED THE GRAVATAR NUMBERS AND EVERTHING…LOL”

    I cannot stand that bastard.. He’s the reason I am the way I am on this blog!! Monkeys like him bring out the worst in me!!

  • Chaka

    I’ve seen the both of them in person. She has got to be over 6 ft in heels. She was absolutely radiant and towered above everyone. I am surprised she’s not a runway model. He was friendly and average looking. They seemed comfortable together, but who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

  • Envy Me (Established in 1983)

    I cannot stand that bastard.. He’s the reason I am the way I am on this blog!! Monkeys like him bring out the worst in me!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    its aight hun, but i see u changing up ur attitude just A LITTLE bit though. LOL

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    “Next stop the NFL…”

    Funniest comment all month

  • bree

    6 Figgaz

    REALLY?!..LOL

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    Russ got the money to have five or six more like her or better in future days ahead. Guess he got tired of all her yoga tricks and he is on to new thrills. Oh the power of money..sorta sad.

  • as seen on t.v.

    i blame kimora, lol…she probably put some kind of blackanese root on him so he won’t ever be happy with another woman…

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    Then again Yoga girl is def. not a loser in this. Would we really have ever heard of her if she was’nt boning Ol Russ?? She got her face in the place, so it’s a come up for her regardless. As the old saying goes, a even exchange aint no robbery.

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    Sexxy Sugar Walls, What up? Hope your good.

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    But then again the way these men always end up BROKE – I would say it already does!!!!

    @ SMDH

    Yeah some do end up broke, but I know you don’t mean Ol Russ azz his money is loooong.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    I am good boo! I have been chilling puffing on one Garcia Y vega all day! The indo is soo damn good…I been taking a puff here and one there..I am on cloud nine listening to some oldies..but not that old! Some 80′s music! :P

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    @ Ms. Sugar Walls

    Cool. I wish I was there to partake with you. Smack it for me!!

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    :)

  • 6 Figgaz

    bree

    Really.

    Nah, just playin’… or am I??

  • Link9

    This sounds like the chick was money hungry b/c she was cool w/ him until he had that divorce and child support payments. SMH.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    and what in the hell is a stupid slore?

    that is a new one to me!

  • LOL!

    I just LOVE SMDH! You go girl. Handle your haters.

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    Bet Russ gets a “full fledged” white woman this time around.

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    Maybe she was too expensive for him after those child support payments kick in.

  • SMDH

    “I just LOVE SMDH! You go girl. Handle your haters.”

    Hey girl!! THANKS!! You KNOW you gotta make your haters your motivators!!!

  • Kevin

    @SMDH

    Let me do you hard baby! I think you would like the way I hit it from the back. You obviously have alot of anger and need to let off some stress.

  • bree

    6 FIGGAZ

    i know you’re just kiddin like Jason!..lol..corny i know, i couldnt help it..i’m about to go on my lunch break..i will catch you later

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    kevin

    she don’t to do Negro’s

    she love to suck on white saggy balls with a hint of old spice! lol

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    SAGGGGGGGGGY BALLLLLLLLLS

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    I am not pissed..what i do sound is right!

    just admit it! gray hairs throat pusher! admit it

  • SMDH

    “I am not pissed..what i do sound is right!

    just admit it! gray hairs throat pusher! admit it”

    I admit that I don’t do drugs and I don’t sit around all day smoking weed and bragging about my sorriness online!!

  • Kevin

    @SMDH

    I can wear a raincoat will I put it in your gut. You would like it baby. Avoid the little white noodles if you know what I mean.

  • hels

    I happen to know FOR A FACT that this isnt true….

  • Kevin

    @SMDH

    What is your profession? It is hard to find a woman with your success level and I need to know where to look.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    :0

  • Kimberly Arizona/Chicago

    @SMDH

    @INFAMOUS

    HEY LADIES, LETS JUST ALL HAVE A GROUP HUG!

  • Kimberly Arizona/Chicago

    @INFAMOUS

    GIRL, I KNOW YOU MISSING THE COOLER TEMP 82 IN THE CHI ITS TOO HOT IN THE AZ.

  • Kimberly Arizona/Chicago

    @INFAMOUS

    lol!

    I FEEL YOU

  • Pretty Princess

    Porscha is in great shape and I can not hate on her!

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    :P

  • INOCENTbiSTANDR

    Thanks @ SMDH. Is that you in the pic?

  • P

    SMDH hates black men Kevin, give it up.

  • P

    she likes soft boiled dicks

    ahahahaaahahahaha

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Damn Russ… Nice up-grade!

  • Whyya

    She got her foot in the door, probably met her a baller or something. I’d run from that prune in a heartbeat too if I was her.

  • http://www.casualpal.com just4FUN

    ummm, Porschla is so young for him. to be honest, she looks so perfect! I’ve got so many of her yoga vids on **Casualpal.com, it is really cool for casual encounters.

  • http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/ Get Togetha

    *Hand Wave at Somer*

    Nothing could be truer. It does take a special woman to screw someone that you’re not attracted to for money. My girlfriend (35) stay schooling her little cousins (21, 19 years old) on how to have game to get what you want out of a man. Yet; she’s a broke ass single baby momma. Didn’t know that women played games like that till late in the game. You may get temporary goods; but you better be able to hold up your part; cause men get bored with sex quick.

  • alexandra

    i guesss money talks, dam he’s so old! yuk, if he wasn’t as rich, you think she would even consider being with him? i think not!!! russel simmons is disgusting looking

  • http://myspace.com/ciamara myspace.com/ciamara

    “Too Good For U” iTunes NOW!!!!!!! myspace.com./ciamara

  • outtapocket

    I’m available

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    Russy ain’t hardly looking for a woman his age. I’m sure Miss Porshla will land on her feet with some other rich dude.

  • 2cute4u

    she was too pretty for him anyways.

  • Cyber Squatter

    When did Porschla Coleman become non-black?

  • justaddhotmilk aka phoenix_simone_xoxo aka she got legs

    some of you guys have way too much time on your hands.

  • Greatestloveofall

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I mean damn, Kimora’s new man Amistad/Djimon is UGLY, but I can see why she got away from this chimp.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    This is madness

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    WHO r yOu people? ? ?

  • Valenne

    now that is a real model, not those silicone borderline fat girl they called model!! her beauty is blah to me, she is okay but her body is the business! is it yoga that build you like that or she is doing something else? Anyways, Pilates is the truth!

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Needless to say that they’ll both be fine… maybe there wasn’t enough sparks to keep the fire burning for him. She probly couldn’t keep his attention like Kimora did.

    Oh well…. NEXT!!!

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    Well damn, couldn’t he have AT LEAST waited until his divorce was a wrap before moving in with another chick? No wonder Kimora tried to throw the book at his dumb ass.

  • http://deleted CriticXtreme::

    Hey, anyone have her number or e-mail address? She’s my skeelo and looks like she has low miles….

  • thatbrutha

    way too hot she is! def upgrade over the asian broad!

  • Natasha

    I did not expect that!

  • mschocolate202

    IT DONT SAY THE SPLIT UP!!!

  • mschocolate202

    IT DONT SAY THEY SPLIT UP!!!

  • kevwebb (I GOT NOW, I DON’T CARE WHO GOT NEXT)

    Damn…that was quick. If I was Russ (seeing how Kimora clipped him), I wouldn’t marry again unless the person is on equal footing fiannacially. It’s crazy to think like that, but damn…these hoes are looking for a come-up.

  • Nik

    I’m sorry I cannot get past that ghetto name!

    I actually like Russell don’t see why ppl diss him.

  • ThatBKChick

    (((((YARN))))))….Ok Uncle Russ…another young vixen you’ve helped climb the corporate ladder…..Now this chick is going to create an empire on Uncle Russ’s Yoga Swagger…sounds familar?…..What’s next Uncle Russ?…I am going back to sleep until 8…News must be slow this week.

  • POOR RUTTHEL!!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel

  • POOR RUTTHEL!!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel

  • POOR RUTTHEL!!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel

  • POOR RUTTHEL!!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel

  • POOR RUTTHEL!!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel

  • Angeleyes

    She has a sick body but thats about all she has goin for her a sick body & being light skinned…she is not a pretty girl at all, IMO Kimora is prettier but I’m sure the poor child will be fine without Russel’s ol ass

  • POOR RUTTHEL!

    Poor tongue-tied Rutthel! Another woman used him for his cath, and now sheth gone….we’re crying…yeah right. Can’t feel too sorry for his rich little ath.

  • Wanjiru

    …LOL…

    …I’m guessing SMDH’s boss walked into her lil corner cubicle and caught her $8.50/hr ass online…that sure shut her up…

    …for now at least…

    …SMDH, you are NOT THE STORY here…so quit trying so hard to be…

    .

  • hope

    That was not a send off letter. Did you all even read the article before you made that assumption??? He’s congratulating her for working so hard to achieve a goal that’s dear to him and sounded very happy and supportive of her. He also spoke about the need to support positive programs for women and his love of yoga but nothing about breaking up!

  • sweet_lies

    she looks like a white woman.

  • http://www.viewparkonline.com Angie

    Is anyone surprised? She got what she wanted out of it. It was probably torture having to have sex with someone who looks like her grandfather. She’s famous now and can move on.

  • FrenchChocolate

    @ SMDH

    SHE’S MIXED….GET OVER IT!

  • v-fromrock

    I knew this two weeks ago.

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