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Posted by Bossip Staff
Click HERE to watch John McCain joke about killing Iranians. And dig what the Huffington Post is saying about this geriatric:
Citing what he called the “overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians,” presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.
Titled “John McCain’s Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians,” the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians. (page has been removed)
Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, “My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious.” Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing “bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” to the tune of the Beach Boys’ hit “Barbara Ann” and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently “just warming up,” one aide said today.
“Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain’s side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list,” the aide said. “He’s in fine form.” Sen. McCain’s list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic — “Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China” — to the whimsical — “Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her.”The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: “Vote for me.”
It’s just as we’d suspected. That whole soft spoken act is just a cover. This cat is a blood thirsty brute who can’t wait to get those arthritic fingers on that Nuke button.
Shout out to Joanne!
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He’s odd
GO MCCAIN! YES WE CAN!
…disgusting and insulting…
BUT whose really surprised by this?!?!
Hannibal…..
W*****UP NIKKI…
again
hanibal is attracted to white tight lose *****es with minimum vaseline, and ky jelly leakage with a hint of brut aftershave! lol
I can believe that the man is actually this arrogant and cr*****. What I find hard to believe is that his “PR” people let him get away with this “ish”. (The again, coming from a man who called his own wife a ***** in front of the entire nation, it should be no surprise.)
What in the world? So this is the guy the Republicans believe should win the presidency. All he needs to do next is have them bring the attacks on American soil. I’m sure our infrastructure what our cities are built of is worth more than the clay houses that are over there. He’s so dumb it’s ridiculous.
ohhh
white tight *****holes, but lose bootys! is that clear enough! *****s love it when their lover soak in alum! It works wonders for the *****hole! doesn’t hanibal?
@SUGAR WALLS
YOUR SO SEXY WHEN YOU MAKE NEGATIVE COMMENTS…
UnFreakingBelieveable.
Hannibal….
Just saying Hi…please behave yourself.
FOR YOU NIKKI, I WILL, BUT IF ANYONE ELSE MESSES WITH ME THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN…
You know this is a real sad day in America. The land that was stolen from Native Americans to supposedly support adn embrace other religions and cultures, that claims to be a melting pot, gives birth to ignorance like this. This is just sad. It really is. I wonder what he says about blacks, mexicans and others. I really do. OHH if these walls could talk.
Hannibal…
Merci!!!
Ummm… wow! I’m speechless. Forgive me as I collapse into a fit of giggles.
OBAMA ‘08!!!
*thanks McCain, for your very, very, very senior moment*
D@MN MEDIA BLOCKER! I have to RUSH home to see the clip. I’ll also have to look this up on Huffington Post.
IJM….
What would they say?
IJM….
Oh its WEBSENSE…not WEB SENSTIVE
AHH HELL NAW. He is in the (412) talkin that gibberish, I recognize the Primanti Brothers sign in the back ground. They do have good food. But back to Old Iron Buckets he needs to take a sit on park bench and feed the birds. He cant even remember for hisself, he gotta ask others what happened in days gon by…DAMN!!
we are doomed
Wow….are we really surprised????
Hannibal is this how you feel as well?
@BREE
MCCAIN AINT A DUMB *****! BESIDES, HE IS GOING TO MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT JUST LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH DID! YES WE CAN!
Hannibal
lol, ok!
Bossip – I don’t know if you know this but that whole article was a parody based on his bomb Iran comment and the cigarette comment yesterday.
Smarten up.
“Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com”
DAMMIT BREE, I AM TRYING TO BE NICE!!!
That is what the 412 does…
I went to CNN.com to read the story and didn’t see it. What you are attributing to him is highly offensive and outrageously racist. I would think it would be the #1 story on every news site. I hope it’s not true.
@ binary star
That makes more sense. Anyone can post a website and claim someone from his camp said that.
BUT his comment in the clip (about cigarettes being a way to kill them) is still gonna do damage.
I can’t believe this IDIOT said that and thought that ***** was funny…SMDH…does he realize their are innocent Iranians here in the U.S. and around the world? But if Obama had of made that statement…heaven help us!
DUMB AZZ McCAIN!!! @ Hannibal boy…you can keep him!!
WOW….. he can’t be serious! Can he?! I’m beyond words. Totaly agree Afiya!
…even if it was a parody…he wasn’t smart on the person that provoked this mess!
@AFIYA
WHAT JOHN MCCAIN SAID WAS VERY FUNNY AND I KNOW THAT YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO BECOME OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!
@Binary Star-
I did recognize the piece from HuffPo that is listed above as a parody, but John McCain has actually made more than one reference to killing Iranians. I’ve seen other political blogs link to Horowitz’s piece.
The sad part is he has made about two jokes that I know of, at high profile events, about killing them. It’s like, doesn’t anyone work with him on what to say and what not to say?! They wouldn’t be able to parody anything if he hadn’t made the stupid comments to begin with.
But thank you for pointing out that was fake.
LMAO @ the bossip writers. You guys LOVE to manipulate your readers.
Once again people, reading the source yourself will give you the full story: “Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer…”
McCain may be a crazy old kook but he’s not THAT stupid.
damn why does this have to be in Pittsburgh? no one there likes McCain anyway
Hannibal the Cannibal right? because you eat your own?
or are you being funny?
That is what the 412 does…
@ Nikki What ever do you mean beautiful lady?
@ Ash* You are oh so right. City limits no love for ol dude. Out of city limits, different matter.
@SHARPTON’S SPERM
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT THE ***** DO YOU THINK?!
SMH…George Bush Jr….reincarnated.
MAKE EM SWEAT….
Oh nothing. Just a lil tease thats all, but Im out like niccas when the BBQ is gone….
wow, bossip, the most racist site on the net, doesn’t laugh at a white mans joke..
shocker..
MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is nothing short of sheer ridiculousness. What humor does he think the American people will find in such a comment because I do not see anything funny about listing a number of ways to kill people, isnt that planning a genocide of sorts. And if an Iranian person had made a similar comment on plotting ways to kill Americans, it would have turned into something else. I really do not know what his PR people are doing, but this is madness
Mccain!
@ Nikki Might have missed you but have a GREAT night.
anyone surprised he is the republican nominee?
just let Mccain be Mcain no matter what he said obama will be our next president .
OOOOOOOOO
He going to HELL!!!
This old ***** MF is *****ed up for real. His dumb comments remind me of Bush’s ignorant *****!
Hillary said the same thing about Obama and the Kennedy thing and look what happened to her. I don’t like or hang around anybody that even jokes about killing someone that shows a deep down darker side about yourself. SMH.
he will be the next president, right now white people are on that “i just got engaged to barack” sh*t. But they havent introduced barack to their family yet, they havent been threatened to be cut off financially, they havent yet been told blacks and whites shouldnt mix.
Now heres whats gonna happen,
All your white friends at the office are high fiving you and saying “yes we can”
All your mexican and latino friends are hugging you and saying “its about time”
All your asian friends are saying “let me buy you lunch today” and taking you to their favorite chinese takeout joint.
But come November………………..
They are all gonna go to those polls, they’re gonna get hit by a dose of reality, A black man as the most powerful person on earth? A muslim sounding name? a racist ex preacher? WTF was i thinking?
I’d better push that McCain button, I know he’s old, I know he’s gonna keep us in Iraq for another 4 years, I know gas is gonna hit $7 a gallon, I know unemployment is gonna hit 10% but at least i’ll know theres a “white man” sleeping in the whitehouse and *****ody named Mookie or Shay Shay will ever be spending the night there!
Now I can put my lil white, latino or asian babies to sleep at night without worrying.
Wow…
I’m really at a lost for words with this one. How blantaly racist can one get….
If he is easy to kill off one race, what makes others off limits. America better wake up!!!!
IS DISGUTED BY THIS REPORT….
I went and researched more info about this situation and his jokes… not only does this 1 site report the incident, but other accredited news sites have video of his comment and additional information that backs what jokes were said.
I am proud to be 1/2 Iranian. I was born in DC and proudly raised in America. The only thing Iranian in me is my blood. I do not hate America, I do not embrace the Muslin religion, and I love everyone.
Yea, Iran has some issues with America, some justified, others not, some deep rooted in their history (just as we have history that affects how we view other countries and past wars fought) but that gives *****ody a right to joke about killing someone.
Who the hell wants to elect a man who is clearly racist/judgemental when this country is so diverse, how dare he!
Damnit Obama, c’mon do this thing. Get into that white house, please.
I wish Bush and McCain would come to work in their real work attire: white sheets with hoodies, because what McCain just did is some stright KU Klux Klan *****….
First, Iranians, mess around black people will be on his list..
He wont mess with Mexicans cause he can get cheap labor off of them, but black people serve no purpose to him. We actually take more out of his pocket if anything.
Obama 08! Yes we can!!!
Don’t get me wrong. McCain is a lunatic and a douchebag. I just don’t think there’s a need to promote parody as facts when the facts speak for themselves (ie. the very real comments that McCain has made about killing Iranians).
I mostly blame Huffington Post for running these types of articles under their news section because a lot of people just don’t understand parody and satire and in turn p***** it off as the truth, thus spreading misinformation.
This is the reason why McCain cannot be president! What a dumb and stupid statement. Who wants another racist President for 4 more years. If he can honestly laugh and think that his joke is funny something is wrong with him.
I’ll go ahead and say it… ***** Mccain and ***** Hannibal too….
WHUT??
Old ***** could not even remember when his last cig. was…. old bag… get his wrinkled nuts outta ya mouf Hannibal the cannibal
Yo Link9, or Binary Star or whom ever, how do I get my avatar to show, like yours??? Thanks in advance…
lol @ yes we can
This “story” that is being reported by bossip was a comedy bit that a comedian at huffpo posted. McCain did make a comment about our cigarettes killing the Iranians but he didn’t say anything else. Maybe bossip should start reading an entire article before it p*****es it on as true.
I’m not a McCain lover but I do think that people should know the facts.
@ unh hunh, I feel ya but the VIDEO says it all… I mean as a So called president, how can you joke about killing people… oops I forgot thats what presidents are “SUPPOSED” to do right.. war monger, kill and joke… yep that will get the good ol boys behind you… next he’ll joke about a noose or drunken Indians ha ha ha right????
This Mr. Burns, old ***** *****. I can’t wait till the Arizona authorities find the slaves he buried in his back yard, old *****. ***** you got no chance…
***** Cheney called, he wants his face back.
You better off trying to have a three-some with Barbara Bush and Tatum O’neal
@BG
STFU, YOU KNOW YOU WANT JOHN MCCAIN TO BECOME PRESIDENT, SO STOP HATIN *****!
McCain Wins!!
You can be sure that WORSE is being said by the Iranian leadership about America & Israel…and don’t look now…but they’re testing medium range missiles that can reach major cities in Europe & Tel Aviv.It would be easy to stick your head in the sand & think that these IDIOTS can be negotiated with.That’s what they want you to think while they’re putting the finishing touches on a Nuclear Weapons system.Ahmedinijad is desperate,crazy & feels called by history enough to use it too.Obama will have to do the same thing McCain is joking about right now if he wins.NOT A BAD THING if you ask me.
@BG
god help us if mccain becomes president. i don’t understand people out there that can hear his blatant disregard for any human life that isn’t american and white and still vote for him.
it makes no sense at all.
Now come on, Bossip. I’m ALL ABOUT OBAMA, BUT it was just a side comment- don’t blow it up and twist it all crazy like the republicans like to do with Barack. Keep it clean and fair- that’s how we’ll win this election.
i bet u we won’t hear anything about this on CNN,FOX, or any other major news channels. BUT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT HAPPENS WITH OBAMA THEY WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT . nd here this guy is talking about murdering ppl as a JOKE.nd they probably won’t say anything about it.
I want a president who wants to DESTROY the Iranian leadership.I wants a president who wants to DESTROY every last member of Al-Qaida…The Taliban…and every sympathetic splinter group.I want Islam to be forced to look itself in the mirror & reform it’s GUTTERISH *****-BACKWARD ways…or disappear.I will settle for two of the three.
GO TO ANY INNER CITY SCOOL AND THERE IS A HUGE POPULATION
OF KIDS WHO DONT GIVE A *****, PARENTS WHO COULD CARE LESS AND ADMINISTRATORS COLLECTING SALARIES ! ITS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF UNSTOPABLE GOVT. SPENDING/WASTE.
MY FELLOW BRETHREN, WAKE UP OR YOU WILL BE VERY DISSAPOINTED IN A PRESIDENT OOOHBAMA COZ HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHING TO “SAVE” THE BLACK RACE.ONLY YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF.
ALL THIS HOPE AND CHANGE BS ARE NOTHING BUT FEELINGS SO……………..
MCCAIN IS A RAPPER NOW, HE CAN JOKE ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE?
McCain is a *****. Plain and simple. We’re about to get rid of one, so let’s vote and make sure this azz doesn’t get a turn.
Besides, I don’t think we can afford a McCain reign.
“killing Iranians is hilarious”
I bet his old ***** would say the same thing about killing blk ppl if he got in office. That ish aint funny its offensive cuz believe or not Mr. McCain there are some ppl who are Iranian or from Iranian decent who live here in the U.S.
See, this da ish Im talking bout, if Obama wud have said sum backwards ish like dis, they would try 2 use it against him. Im sick of the one-sided standard
bossip needs to print a retraction on this before legal matters are persued. this was a comedy piece by a comedy writer. the link wasnt removed it just never existed. this is irresponsible
Tisk tisk shaking my head at these O’fays. My blackness will not allow me to sit back and joke with yall about other races. Just makes me think that you tell the same jokes about black people.
@will
If this is fake can you post a link or copy paste some excerpts with the name of the site we need to go to to see that info.
@DR.FUNK
You are obviously a dumb *****. You know NOTHING about Islam or anything else from the way you are typing… Do some research you dum *****…
Islam is not your enemy, Muslim extremest are. Islam is about peace and not about killing and dieing so you can get money and virgins in your after life….
@WILL
That link and footage is real as *****… I saw it with my own eyes, just go to live s***** and view it, you tube has prolly taken it down already, since they have Viacom all up there *****!!! Viacom owns many of the companies that have lobbiest that want the rich to stay rich and get richer, while the poor gets poorer….
OLD HOE SIT DOWN,
THAT ALIEN NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERE AND RETIRE HIS *****, AND HIS TUPEE! I KNEW ALL ALONG THAT HE IS BLOOD THIRSTY MCGIRSTY AND HE’S JUST WARMING UP HIS HATE FOR ALL NATIONALITIES OF COLOR! STUPID *****! ANYWAY ALONG WITH THE REST OF REDNECK AMERICA THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND PULL SOME-ISH SO ALL BLACK EYES KEEP A WATCH ON THIS ALIEN !