Ho Sit Down

Posted on July 9th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Bolitics, Ho Sit Down, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Click HERE to watch John McCain joke about killing Iranians. And dig what the Huffington Post is saying about this geriatric:

Citing what he called the “overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians,” presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.

Titled “John McCain’s Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians,” the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians. (page has been removed)

Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, “My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious.” Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing “bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” to the tune of the Beach Boys’ hit “Barbara Ann” and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently “just warming up,” one aide said today.

“Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain’s side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list,” the aide said. “He’s in fine form.” Sen. McCain’s list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic — “Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China” — to the whimsical — “Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her.”The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: “Vote for me.”

It’s just as we’d suspected. That whole soft spoken act is just a cover. This cat is a blood thirsty brute who can’t wait to get those arthritic fingers on that Nuke button.

Shout out to Joanne!

  • EC OUTTA DA QC

    too much

  • Hannibal

    GO MCCAIN! YES WE CAN!

  • Soul Cry

    …disgusting and insulting…

  • EC OUTTA DA QC

    BUT whose really surprised by this?!?!

  • Hannibal

    WASSUP NIKKI…

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    again

    hanibal is attracted to white tight lose asses with minimum vaseline, and ky jelly leakage with a hint of brut aftershave! lol

  • Molly

    I can believe that the man is actually this arrogant and crass. What I find hard to believe is that his “PR” people let him get away with this “ish”. (The again, coming from a man who called his own wife a cunt in front of the entire nation, it should be no surprise.)

  • Lady Architect

    What in the world? So this is the guy the Republicans believe should win the presidency. All he needs to do next is have them bring the attacks on American soil. I’m sure our infrastructure what our cities are built of is worth more than the clay houses that are over there. He’s so dumb it’s ridiculous.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    ohhh

    white tight assholes, but lose bootys! is that clear enough! Fags love it when their lover soak in alum! It works wonders for the asshole! doesn’t hanibal?

  • Moreaces

    UnFreakingBelieveable.

  • Hannibal

    FOR YOU NIKKI, I WILL, BUT IF ANYONE ELSE MESSES WITH ME THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN…

  • I’m Just Me (I AIN’T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    You know this is a real sad day in America. The land that was stolen from Native Americans to supposedly support adn embrace other religions and cultures, that claims to be a melting pot, gives birth to ignorance like this. This is just sad. It really is. I wonder what he says about blacks, mexicans and others. I really do. OHH if these walls could talk.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    Ummm… wow! I’m speechless. Forgive me as I collapse into a fit of giggles.

    OBAMA ’08!!!

    *thanks McCain, for your very, very, very senior moment*

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    D@MN MEDIA BLOCKER! I have to RUSH home to see the clip. I’ll also have to look this up on Huffington Post.

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    AHH HELL NAW. He is in the (412) talkin that gibberish, I recognize the Primanti Brothers sign in the back ground. They do have good food. But back to Old Iron Buckets he needs to take a sit on park bench and feed the birds. He cant even remember for hisself, he gotta ask others what happened in days gon by…DAMN!!

  • Doagae

    Wow….are we really surprised????

  • bree

    Hannibal is this how you feel as well?

    :lol: at McCain being a true dumb ass

  • Hannibal

    @BREE

    MCCAIN AINT A DUMB ASS! BESIDES, HE IS GOING TO MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT JUST LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH DID! YES WE CAN!

  • bree

    Hannibal

    lol, ok!

  • Hannibal

    DAMMIT BREE, I AM TRYING TO BE NICE!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I went to CNN.com to read the story and didn’t see it. What you are attributing to him is highly offensive and outrageously racist. I would think it would be the #1 story on every news site. I hope it’s not true.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    @ binary star

    That makes more sense. Anyone can post a website and claim someone from his camp said that.

    BUT his comment in the clip (about cigarettes being a way to kill them) is still gonna do damage.

  • OakCliffChick

    WOW….. he can’t be serious! Can he?! I’m beyond words. Totaly agree Afiya!

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    …even if it was a parody…he wasn’t smart on the person that provoked this mess!

  • Hannibal

    @AFIYA

    WHAT JOHN MCCAIN SAID WAS VERY FUNNY AND I KNOW THAT YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO BECOME OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    @Binary Star-

    I did recognize the piece from HuffPo that is listed above as a parody, but John McCain has actually made more than one reference to killing Iranians. I’ve seen other political blogs link to Horowitz’s piece.

    The sad part is he has made about two jokes that I know of, at high profile events, about killing them. It’s like, doesn’t anyone work with him on what to say and what not to say?! They wouldn’t be able to parody anything if he hadn’t made the stupid comments to begin with.

    But thank you for pointing out that was fake.

  • Ash*

    damn why does this have to be in Pittsburgh? no one there likes McCain anyway

  • Sharpton’s perm

    Hannibal the Cannibal right? because you eat your own?

    or are you being funny?

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    That is what the 412 does…

    @ Nikki What ever do you mean beautiful lady?

    @ Ash* You are oh so right. City limits no love for ol dude. Out of city limits, different matter.

  • african_4_eva

    SMH…George Bush Jr….reincarnated.

  • sniper

    MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bella

    This is nothing short of sheer ridiculousness. What humor does he think the American people will find in such a comment because I do not see anything funny about listing a number of ways to kill people, isnt that planning a genocide of sorts. And if an Iranian person had made a similar comment on plotting ways to kill Americans, it would have turned into something else. I really do not know what his PR people are doing, but this is madness

  • sniper

    Mccain!

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    @ Nikki Might have missed you but have a GREAT night.

  • San Jose Dre

    anyone surprised he is the republican nominee?

  • Doc

    just let Mccain be Mcain no matter what he said obama will be our next president .

  • Z

    OOOOOOOOO

    He going to HELL!!!

  • Link9

    Hillary said the same thing about Obama and the Kennedy thing and look what happened to her. I don’t like or hang around anybody that even jokes about killing someone that shows a deep down darker side about yourself. SMH.

  • Sunshine305

    he will be the next president, right now white people are on that “i just got engaged to barack” sh*t. But they havent introduced barack to their family yet, they havent been threatened to be cut off financially, they havent yet been told blacks and whites shouldnt mix.

    Now heres whats gonna happen,

    All your white friends at the office are high fiving you and saying “yes we can”

    All your mexican and latino friends are hugging you and saying “its about time”

    All your asian friends are saying “let me buy you lunch today” and taking you to their favorite chinese takeout joint.

    But come November………………..

    They are all gonna go to those polls, they’re gonna get hit by a dose of reality, A black man as the most powerful person on earth? A muslim sounding name? a racist ex preacher? WTF was i thinking?

    I’d better push that McCain button, I know he’s old, I know he’s gonna keep us in Iraq for another 4 years, I know gas is gonna hit $7 a gallon, I know unemployment is gonna hit 10% but at least i’ll know theres a “white man” sleeping in the whitehouse and nobody named Mookie or Shay Shay will ever be spending the night there!

    Now I can put my lil white, latino or asian babies to sleep at night without worrying.

  • southernbella

    Wow…

    I’m really at a lost for words with this one. How blantaly racist can one get….

    If he is easy to kill off one race, what makes others off limits. America better wake up!!!!

  • relaxed

    IS DISGUTED BY THIS REPORT….

    I went and researched more info about this situation and his jokes… not only does this 1 site report the incident, but other accredited news sites have video of his comment and additional information that backs what jokes were said.

    I am proud to be 1/2 Iranian. I was born in DC and proudly raised in America. The only thing Iranian in me is my blood. I do not hate America, I do not embrace the Muslin religion, and I love everyone.

    Yea, Iran has some issues with America, some justified, others not, some deep rooted in their history (just as we have history that affects how we view other countries and past wars fought) but that gives nobody a right to joke about killing someone.

    Who the hell wants to elect a man who is clearly racist/judgemental when this country is so diverse, how dare he!

    Damnit Obama, c’mon do this thing. Get into that white house, please.

  • Binary Star

    Don’t get me wrong. McCain is a lunatic and a douchebag. I just don’t think there’s a need to promote parody as facts when the facts speak for themselves (ie. the very real comments that McCain has made about killing Iranians).

    I mostly blame Huffington Post for running these types of articles under their news section because a lot of people just don’t understand parody and satire and in turn pass it off as the truth, thus spreading misinformation.

  • Jen

    This is the reason why McCain cannot be president! What a dumb and stupid statement. Who wants another racist President for 4 more years. If he can honestly laugh and think that his joke is funny something is wrong with him.

  • BG

    Yo Link9, or Binary Star or whom ever, how do I get my avatar to show, like yours??? Thanks in advance…

  • http://www.infomercialscams.com/scams/direct_buy_scams/start/00000000000 kris

    lol @ yes we can

  • BG

    @ unh hunh, I feel ya but the VIDEO says it all… I mean as a So called president, how can you joke about killing people… oops I forgot thats what presidents are “SUPPOSED” to do right.. war monger, kill and joke… yep that will get the good ol boys behind you… next he’ll joke about a noose or drunken Indians ha ha ha right????

  • leslie

    McCain Wins!!

  • DR.FUNK

    You can be sure that WORSE is being said by the Iranian leadership about America & Israel…and don’t look now…but they’re testing medium range missiles that can reach major cities in Europe & Tel Aviv.It would be easy to stick your head in the sand & think that these IDIOTS can be negotiated with.That’s what they want you to think while they’re putting the finishing touches on a Nuclear Weapons system.Ahmedinijad is desperate,crazy & feels called by history enough to use it too.Obama will have to do the same thing McCain is joking about right now if he wins.NOT A BAD THING if you ask me.

  • unh hunh

    @BG

    god help us if mccain becomes president. i don’t understand people out there that can hear his blatant disregard for any human life that isn’t american and white and still vote for him.

    it makes no sense at all.

  • DR.FUNK

    I want a president who wants to DESTROY the Iranian leadership.I wants a president who wants to DESTROY every last member of Al-Qaida…The Taliban…and every sympathetic splinter group.I want Islam to be forced to look itself in the mirror & reform it’s GUTTERISH ASS-BACKWARD ways…or disappear.I will settle for two of the three.

  • COME ON

    MCCAIN IS A RAPPER NOW, HE CAN JOKE ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE?

  • copelli21

    McCain is a dick. Plain and simple. We’re about to get rid of one, so let’s vote and make sure this azz doesn’t get a turn.

    Besides, I don’t think we can afford a McCain reign.

  • WordzOfaProphet (if nobody hate u, u not on ur JOB)

    “killing Iranians is hilarious”

    I bet his old ass would say the same thing about killing blk ppl if he got in office. That ish aint funny its offensive cuz believe or not Mr. McCain there are some ppl who are Iranian or from Iranian decent who live here in the U.S.

    See, this da ish Im talking bout, if Obama wud have said sum backwards ish like dis, they would try 2 use it against him. Im sick of the one-sided standard

  • Shay

    Tisk tisk shaking my head at these O’fays. My blackness will not allow me to sit back and joke with yall about other races. Just makes me think that you tell the same jokes about black people.

    @will

    If this is fake can you post a link or copy paste some excerpts with the name of the site we need to go to to see that info.

  • BG

    @DR.FUNK

    You are obviously a dumb ass. You know NOTHING about Islam or anything else from the way you are typing… Do some research you dum ass…

    Islam is not your enemy, Muslim extremest are. Islam is about peace and not about killing and dieing so you can get money and virgins in your after life….

    @WILL

    That link and footage is real as fuk… I saw it with my own eyes, just go to live steez and view it, you tube has prolly taken it down already, since they have Viacom all up there ass!!! Viacom owns many of the companies that have lobbiest that want the rich to stay rich and get richer, while the poor gets poorer….

  • http://hopkins.yvette@yahoo.com Yvette Hopkins

    OLD HOE SIT DOWN,

    THAT ALIEN NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERE AND RETIRE HIS ASS, AND HIS TUPEE! I KNEW ALL ALONG THAT HE IS BLOOD THIRSTY MCGIRSTY AND HE’S JUST WARMING UP HIS HATE FOR ALL NATIONALITIES OF COLOR! STUPID BASTARD! ANYWAY ALONG WITH THE REST OF REDNECK AMERICA THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND PULL SOME-ISH SO ALL BLACK EYES KEEP A WATCH ON THIS ALIEN !

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