Ho Sit Down: John McCain’s Jokes

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Bolitics, Ho Sit Down, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Click HERE to watch John McCain joke about killing Iranians. And dig what the Huffington Post is saying about this geriatric:

Citing what he called the “overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians,” presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.

Titled “John McCain’s Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians,” the list was published on his official campaign website at http://www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians. (page has been removed)

Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, “My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious.” Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing “bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” to the tune of the Beach Boys’ hit “Barbara Ann” and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently “just warming up,” one aide said today.

“Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain’s side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list,” the aide said. “He’s in fine form.” Sen. McCain’s list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic — “Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China” — to the whimsical — “Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her.”The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: “Vote for me.”

It’s just as we’d suspected. That whole soft spoken act is just a cover. This cat is a blood thirsty brute who can’t wait to get those arthritic fingers on that Nuke button.

Shout out to Joanne!

Comments

  • EC OUTTA DA QC

    too much

  • Hannibal

    GO MCCAIN! YES WE CAN!

  • Soul Cry

    …disgusting and insulting…

  • EC OUTTA DA QC

    BUT whose really surprised by this?!?!

  • Hannibal

    WASSUP NIKKI…

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    again

    hanibal is attracted to white tight lose asses with minimum vaseline, and ky jelly leakage with a hint of brut aftershave! lol

  • Molly

    I can believe that the man is actually this arrogant and crass. What I find hard to believe is that his “PR” people let him get away with this “ish”. (The again, coming from a man who called his own wife a cunt in front of the entire nation, it should be no surprise.)

  • Lady Architect

    What in the world? So this is the guy the Republicans believe should win the presidency. All he needs to do next is have them bring the attacks on American soil. I’m sure our infrastructure what our cities are built of is worth more than the clay houses that are over there. He’s so dumb it’s ridiculous.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper {{ The INFAMOUS }} Ms. Sugar Walls

    ohhh

    white tight assholes, but lose bootys! is that clear enough! Fags love it when their lover soak in alum! It works wonders for the asshole! doesn’t hanibal?

  • Moreaces

    UnFreakingBelieveable.

  • Hannibal

    FOR YOU NIKKI, I WILL, BUT IF ANYONE ELSE MESSES WITH ME THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN…

  • I'm Just Me (I AIN'T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    You know this is a real sad day in America. The land that was stolen from Native Americans to supposedly support adn embrace other religions and cultures, that claims to be a melting pot, gives birth to ignorance like this. This is just sad. It really is. I wonder what he says about blacks, mexicans and others. I really do. OHH if these walls could talk.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    Ummm… wow! I’m speechless. Forgive me as I collapse into a fit of giggles.

    OBAMA ’08!!!

    *thanks McCain, for your very, very, very senior moment*

  • WhatsYoursIsMine

    D@MN MEDIA BLOCKER! I have to RUSH home to see the clip. I’ll also have to look this up on Huffington Post.

  • MAKE EM SWEAT

    AHH HELL NAW. He is in the (412) talkin that gibberish, I recognize the Primanti Brothers sign in the back ground. They do have good food. But back to Old Iron Buckets he needs to take a sit on park bench and feed the birds. He cant even remember for hisself, he gotta ask others what happened in days gon by…DAMN!!

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