Thickie Shortie

Posted on July 10th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Alicia Keys, News, Zoe Kravitz

Posted by Bossip Staff

Alicia Keys and her thick ass thighs performed in Manchester, England. Say what you want about Alicia, but that body is certainly on point. Who cares if she has no rack at all…

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  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic)

    Her pants are always shiny….

  • Vinandi

    Uno

    I dont like her body! she’s really pretty, but does not seem feminine at all!! but I guess Swizz beats can dispute that!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Damn, look at her a$$ in them jeans – that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout…

  • Miss. Rissa

    Yea A Keys is bomb

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic)

    Lisa looks like a Scarecrow :(

  • Vinandi

    what in Kanyes world is Lisa Bonet wearing?

    oe had no chance style wise from the very beginning with a mum like that!

  • PANAMA’S FINEST

    ALICIA LOOKS DAMN GOOD!!

    :)

  • PANAMA’S FINEST

    LISA LOOKS STRANGE… VERY STRANGE…

    KINDA LIKE MICHAEL IN THAT WHEELCHAIR… JUST STANDING UP.

    SMH. :(

  • bree

    was Alicia dutty-whining or doing the ponytail?

    Lisa is the reason Zoe dresses like that.

    the end.

  • Aniyah

    Alicia Keys is a thick girl, lol. Lisa looks strange all the time.

    I do want to say the best part of the BET Award show was Alicia Keys portion of it all. She def won my respect by briging them Diva Groups out.

  • knocked up had a beautiful baby boy

    Alicia is always on point. You go girl.

  • Slapping HatersSince82

    Lisa and Zoe are gorgeous, regardless of dress, and that baby is too cute. A.Keys looks like a pig in a blanket.

  • LdyK

    Alicia is rather healthy in the hip and thigh area…yes we know that she cannot really carry a tune for long, yet she has fans and a career…lucky her!

  • 6 Figgaz

    “Who cares if she has no rack at all…”

    Uh, I do. My girl bree knows…

  • http://blogenvyisthenewblack.blogspot.com/ Blog Envy Is The New Black

    God help me, if you think her thighs are thick *chuckles*

  • cns

    Is this what you call homeless swag? Ugh.

  • finesseyoswagger

    lisa’s baby is cute, takes after his mama! Zoe, ur weave is not on point, looks like 2 pigeons were fighting over a Dorito in that birds nest!

  • v-fromRock

    What’s wrong with Alicia..I think she looks fine.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic)

    Lisa Bonet looks like that cat lady off the Simpsons….

  • Dark Cable

    Alicia Keys can get it everynight of the week. Just plain fine!

    Lisa Bonet is certifiably nuts…she looks like “Witchy Poo” in that hat. And what’s up with those “homeless guy” pants that the caucacian dude is wearing. Leave it to people in Hollywierd to make dressing like a homeless person a fashion statement. (as they load grocieries in their $75,000 car)

  • bree

    LOL @ 6 Figgaz..G’Morning!

  • Mamacita

    Lisa always looks dirty….why??

  • PANAMA’S FINEST

    @ Slapping HatersSince82

    “A.Keys looks like a pig in a blanket.”

    DAMN.. YOU AIN’T RIGHT. LOL :)

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Lisa, Zoe, and the baby daddy are always sporting the ” I haven’t showered since the last full moon”

    type of style, gross. Au natural

  • Lady Architect

    Alicia Keys definitely has a nice shape and her waistline is small when I saw her in concert. She just has hips, thighs, and butt which is good to have with a small stomach so she’s on point. Who cares if she don’t have big boobs. I rather her stay natural then to get implants.

    Cyndi5812,

    Yes I love her backup singer’s body as well. He was the business.

  • imrightdammit

    Alicia is a pretty girl, but I think she has some f’ed up genes. In about 10 years, she’s gonna look like her momma… a big ass pear: thick and shapeless on the bottom with those short, big ass arms. But at least her face is cute…

  • Nabler

    Same old story….bunch of plain janes hating on 3 undeniably gorgeous women.

  • http://www.jamelabullock.com Jamela

    that comment about her rack was both inconsiderate and irrelevant. the chic is a singer, not a hooters waitress. check yallself! lol

  • OG

    there is no part of Alicia my mouth wont touch…….shes UNREAL!!!

  • Kamee’

    Lets just be real…. most women with thick thighs and a round ass usually don’t have much chi-chi’s and vice versa….. Big Bust women, usually arent too hippy with minimal a$$.

    Go Licia!

  • Kim

    the clothes are too tight and I don’t like the ponytail hairstyle on her, but she is a beautiful woman.

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    Lilaquoi Moon aka Lisa Bonet is still ALL OF THAT! She has always had her own “free spirit” style. Loves her, Zoe, and Lenny.

  • Tomorrow Never Knows

    My thing is with Zoe is you cut off all your hair, and then get a wig or a weave so you can have long hair again? I don’t understand it, SMH. She should had just let her hair grow out.

    As far as Alicia is concerned. She might look okay now, but if she wore a bikini, ya’ll know some of ya’ll would be talking about how fast or out of shape she looks, lol

  • GO GETTA

    A. Keys is a hottie, but she better watch out though. I’ve seen plenty of cute thicky thicks turn into plumpers. Keep it tight like it is A. Keys

  • blessed

    LMAO, at Lisa Bonet. That all I can comment on about this post. LMAO

  • http://natashassecret.blogspot.com Malaika

    I guess some of you would call me a “hater” , but I just don’t get the Alicia Keys fascination. I mean it really confuses the f**k outta me.

    She has a pretty face and it’s nice to see a healthy looking woman…but really though? Is she aaaall that? NOT IN MY OPINION! She just seems like an averagely attractive woman with an average voice and average music.

  • as seen on t.v.

    it’s called homeless chic and nobody does it better than lisa and fam….

    alicia you killing em…squats and lunges are where it’s at…

  • x=1

    Lisa Bonet- do you LOL

    Zoe- looks just like Lisa and we see where her style comes from

    Alicia- has let her body GO since the album wrapped up. Still beautiful.

  • Just Sayin

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Her pants are always shiny….

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I don’t know if it’s the fabric or her stylist keeps sending her pants to a cheap drycleaners.

    :-)

  • Just Sayin

    And, and why she gotta have her legs open like she is ready for action?

    Close your legs gurl, you lettin the flys out.

    :-)

  • kelis

    Alicia’s jeans are too tight! She looks stuffed and uncomfortable!

  • kai

    I love AK to death but she looks FAT she DOES look like a pig in a blanket. Not cute at all and for some reason she has been annoying me lately especially with all that damn fake hair. I liked her real and with the braids. The only good shot is her backside cuz her ass looks like something out of Selena. Not to mention shes always caught in an awkward position. Dont like her look here BUT i most certainly favor her talent over “Beyondsaymyname”…..

  • Carrie

    Her pants are always shiny, skinny, and extremely tight.

  • kai

    Alicia lose some damn weight lol

  • fdyryrhf

    I was surprised to read her blog on ” C a s u a l S e e k . C o m ” I don’t understand why she write blog on a dating site for casual encounter. Does she feel lonely and want to date with someone?

  • Nik

    A Keys is cute.

    Zoe and Lisa need a new look and hair cuts that hair is dragging lisa down at her age.

  • Alex

    Alicia Keyes body is flawless!!!

  • sxyQblondie

    ALICIA HAS A NICE SHAPE (I HATE THOSE PANTS THOUGH) AND FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, LISA’S KID IS CUTE.

  • Will

    The tightness of the clothes makes her looks super thick. I wouldn’t say fat because she far from being fat. Her fashion just has change so much. Its an unbelievable transformation when you think back to how she use to dress to now.

    Lisa Bonet is just so individualistic. What not to love?

  • Sunshine

    Alicia Keys butt is wide & flat it’s nothing special.

    Lisa Bonet I loved as a liitle girl I idolized her style & beauty. Geez what is Zoe doing with that weave? Zoe got a monster forehead too!

  • Sunshine

    @Bahamas/Chicago/Cayman Girl

    What hips does Alicia have? Lol the child is wide that’s all her but does not potrude outward it just lays there. Men in my part of town wouldn’t look twice she aint nothing special you’re just mesmerized by Alicia’s light skin.

    She’s a lezzie anyway & NO I’m not “hatin” as you so like to misuse the term I’m stating the TRUTH honey!

  • Sunshine

    oops meant to type: What hips does Alicia have? Lol, the child is just wide. Her but does not potrude outward, her butt just lays there- she aint nothing special.

  • The Truth Has Spoken

    What backside are some of you people looking at? I looked at the thumnail pictures again and I swear all I see is her pancake flaps her but has no meat at all. Alicia is not that cute to me so I don’t see what the fuss is about over her.

  • Hannibal

    EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A LESBIAN, SHE STILL GOT A BANGIN BODY!

  • Lady Architect

    People that are complainign about her figure are yall men or women?

  • sxyQblondie

    @ HANNIBAL

    WAIT, AM I SEING CORRECTLY. DID YOU JUST GIVE SOMEONE A COMPLEMENT? I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE(SMILE)

  • Hannibal

    @sxyQblondie

    DON’T EXPECT ANYMORE!!!

  • sxyQblondie

    @HANNIBAL

    I KIND OF FIGURED THAT MUCH (LOL). I’M APPLAUDING YOU FOR THE ONE YOU DID GIVE.

  • Hannibal

    @sxyQblondie

    LMAO…WELL THANK YOU

  • keysha

    that broad had her hips done.

  • najeeba

    Her ass cant dance!

    http://www.theceelist.com

  • The Truth is just now being Spoken!

    Alicia is very talented and at her prettiest with out a DROP of makeup. I do think that tight pants really do not flatter her as much as she thinks they do.

    Was I the only one who thought her outfit on the BET awards, made it look like the top of her body was rising out of a tree trunk?

  • maddzzu ( Still pissed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    Alicia gives me butterflies…..

  • ThatsBull00

    I would never pay to see her perform. What the hell kind of dance move is that??

    She got two BIG left feet lol

  • Static

    Man…. i just stick it in and let in marainate in all those juices…

  • tracy

    Alicia’s body is not nice, at all. I am being real. And I am not hating. I am just telling the truth, she has a nice face. Terrible arms, and the rest is not proportionate at all. She has bad legs, they are too thick,and not shapely or lean. Then no chest. She needs implants.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic)

    Just Sayin….

    Cheap arse stuff

  • digi snacks

    A. keys can get a tongue in her butt

  • Lady Shady

    Alicia Keys is a beautiful lightskinned sista’. She speaks well, and her songs are good. She has talent and grace. Not on her bra strap or anything, I’m just saying. I am just as cute and light with real hair and know how to give credit where credit is due.

  • digi snacks

    she looks damn good. hence, what i said.

  • sweet_lies

    i’ve just been creeped out by her proportions since the “how come you don’t call me anymore video.” when she stepped out of bed and slipped on the the houseshoes the cankles were outta control. then she was playing that white baby grand piano in a tubetop, a du-rag, and a NY fitted and her hands and wrists were too delicate for those powerful ass arms! something is off-kilter… she does have a nice bude from below the ribcage to above the ankles though. and her face is lovely.

  • sweet_lies

    *body not “bude” lol

  • DeLaRoCkA

    alica keys she is a very talented girl

    and what i like about alica is that

    she always dress nicely, she is never

    on stage half dress, shaking her ass, running around like she crazy, like beyonce and rest of them

    she represent well at all times

  • digi snacks

    i would eat sunday breakfast off her cheeks

  • DeLaRoCkA

    Alicia Keys is a beautiful lightskinned sista\

    _____________________________________

    what if she was darkskin sista

  • http://berlinshotel.com Augustus Shaffer

    I can’t say for sure whether I’m quite ready to come Alicia Keys yet. Alicia Keys and perfect mattress. I’d expect more order and organization from you, nothing special.

  • De

    Love her music.

  • Jay

    Yummy…Thunder Thighs!

  • http://hotellondons.com Aracely Mcconnell

    I checked into Alicia Keys and I was delighted to discover that Keys actually worked in the clothes this time. Afterwards we had yet no meat at Alicia Keys. From where do you want nothing special? I picked up Alicia Keys again and popped it onto Keys.

  • digi snacks

    i would eat her butt

  • Sunshine305

    One of the most talented women on earth, but that guy 6am is right;

    She needs bigger breast.

    She needs her ankles lipo’d (cankles)

    She needs lipo on her upper arms.

  • Candy Barr

    Alicia Keyes needs to WORK OUT. Her thighs are ridiculous!! Every other little African-American girl is running around, out-of-shape, and loving it, comparing their bodies to Keyes. It is ridiculous. Beyonce is the same way!

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Alicia Keys

    STOP CALLING ME!!! I DON’T WANT YOU NO MORE!!!

  • Olivia

    Alicia is a pretty girl but a boring ass performer. I would prefer Beyonce talent over hers anyday. I’m just not into the ‘sitting on your ass and straining every note’ type of performances. I loved Neyo though when I went to the concert. Sorry Alicia stans but this is just my opinion.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Very Nice!

  • Lil’ Kevin Mayne

    i’d give this lemony-yellow braud a spankin’ like my name was yung berg

  • http://www.google.com Man, I just don’t care

    @ Lil’ Kevin Mayne

    “i’d give this lemony-yellow braud a spankin’ like my name was yung berg”

    LOL!!! “Givin her the business” and ish…

  • darealwifey

    All I wann know is who REALLY turned Alicia out? Homegirl was definitely on the straight and narrow, goodie-goodie path for the longest time, and then all of a sudden she’s this sex kitten wearing heels and make-up and gyrating in her performances. SOMEBODY put it on her, and inquiring minds wanna know who?!?

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    I would have Olympic sex with these girl for four years straight.

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Quote me

  • I’m Just Me (I AIN’T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    Zoe’s hair line is pushed the f*ck back. Alicia looks okay, not really feeling the outfit but I respect her overall game and she is very pretty.

  • DR.FUNK

    BTW…she’s makin’ big stamps.Would it hurt to get AT LEAST a tasteful set of C-cups?

  • Nell

    Alicia lookin’ good as always!

  • HOLLYWOOD BS

    I see Alicia Keys riding the Queen Latifah swagger…

  • http://deleted CriticXtreme::

    Luv Alicia being phat in the hips and tight in the waist! Hmmmmm!

  • icecream08

    she’s very thick…bottom heavy…she has big hips and thick thighs..and a little bubble..her ass aint like odee big but she has a nice body…and she’s a very beautiful woman..and she’s very classy..that’s wat matters

  • http://www.rihannasucks.blogspot.com Opinion Distributor

    Um… these are not the most flattering pictures…

  • Bozo D. Clown

    Mmm… Alicia Keys…

  • CAT EYES

    So what if she’s big on the bottom? Those are child bearing hips!

  • Brown is beautiful

    hooker.

  • Marshabio

    Overrated

    A.K. made it on her looks (which are not bad)

    I like some of her music tho..

  • yllek

    I just want to say,She’s pretty than everybody,and I love her.

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