Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Thickie Shortie
Posted by Bossip Staff
Alicia Keys and her thick ass thighs performed in Manchester, England. Say what you want about Alicia, but that body is certainly on point. Who cares if she has no rack at all…
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Her pants are always shiny….
Uno
I dont like her body! she’s really pretty, but does not seem feminine at all!! but I guess Swizz beats can dispute that!
Damn, look at her a$$ in them jeans – that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout…
Yea A Keys is bomb
Lisa looks like a Scarecrow
what in Kanyes world is Lisa Bonet wearing?
oe had no chance style wise from the very beginning with a mum like that!
ALICIA LOOKS DAMN GOOD!!
ME LIKEY LIKE !! But Alicia when you got your arms up like that … I got to ask ?? Are you sure ??
Damn that joke was lamer than Yung Berg talking ish on a really random radio station !
LISA LOOKS STRANGE… VERY STRANGE…
KINDA LIKE MICHAEL IN THAT WHEELCHAIR… JUST STANDING UP.
SMH.
was Alicia dutty-whining or doing the ponytail?
Lisa is the reason Zoe dresses like that.
the end.
Alicia Keys is a thick girl, lol. Lisa looks strange all the time.
I do want to say the best part of the BET Award show was Alicia Keys portion of it all. She def won my respect by briging them Diva Groups out.
Alicia is always on point. You go girl.
OH MY GOD….. I would do anything for one night in that sweet, sweet puss of hers. Damn. That girlsi s a *****in beast! Ladies dont let me catch yall hating!
I JUST FOUND MY NEW DESKTOP FOR WORK!!!!!
you ain’t bull*****tin..I’d like to have A. Keys sit on my face…
Healthy sista-loving Shot say:
What’s wrong with thick thighs? Bossip say this like it is insult. Idea of wearing Ms Key’s “thick ***** thighs” like earmuffs very appealling to Shot.
Lisa and Zoe are gorgeous, regardless of dress, and that baby is too cute. A.Keys looks like a pig in a blanket.
Alicia is rather healthy in the hip and thigh area…yes we know that she cannot really carry a tune for long, yet she has fans and a career…lucky her!
Lisa Bonet is a *****in nutr job by the way. She dresses like the crazy lady on my block. Her daughter is influenced by her style, it’s obvious. Zoe could get it though with her sweet ***** *****!
“Who cares if she has no rack at all…”
Uh, I do. My girl bree knows…
God help me, if you think her thighs are thick *chuckles*
Is this what you call homeless swag? Ugh.
I need Alicia`s pant`s for light when i stop paying my light bill !
lisa’s baby is cute, takes after his mama! Zoe, ur weave is not on point, looks like 2 pigeons were fighting over a Dorito in that birds nest!
What’s wrong with Alicia..I think she looks fine.
Lisa Bonet looks like that cat lady off the Simpsons….
Alicia Keys can get it everynight of the week. Just plain fine!
Lisa Bonet is certifiably nuts…she looks like “Witchy Poo” in that hat. And what’s up with those “homeless guy” pants that the caucacian dude is wearing. Leave it to people in Hollywierd to make dressing like a homeless person a fashion statement. (as they load grocieries in their $75,000 car)
A.Keys is a very pretty girl just saw her July 1 at Summerfest in Milwaukee and she did an excellent job! Loved the shoes and to my surprise, she is a tiny something. She isn’t as hipty as i thought or as she look on TV very cool and down to earth person, definitely!And her male back up singer Good LAWD THAT MAN HAS A BODY ON HIM..SEXUAL CHOCOLATE, SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!
LOL @ 6 Figgaz..G’Morning!
They’re not saying anything bad about Alicia, Bossip is on her ***** as always.
Lisa always looks dirty….why??
YES A REAL WOMAN.
@ Slapping HatersSince82
“A.Keys looks like a pig in a blanket.”
DAMN.. YOU AIN’T RIGHT. LOL
Lisa, Zoe, and the baby daddy are always sporting the ” I haven’t showered since the last full moon”
type of style, gross. Au natural
Alicia Keys definitely has a nice shape and her waistline is small when I saw her in concert. She just has hips, thighs, and butt which is good to have with a small stomach so she’s on point. Who cares if she don’t have big *****. I rather her stay natural then to get implants.
Cyndi5812,
Yes I love her backup singer’s body as well. He was the business.
She is the ***** TALENTED, gorgeous and real
Alicia is a pretty girl, but I think she has some f’ed up genes. In about 10 years, she’s gonna look like her momma… a big ***** pear: thick and shapeless on the bottom with those short, big ***** arms. But at least her face is cute…
Same old story….bunch of plain janes hating on 3 undeniably gorgeous women.
that comment about her rack was both inconsiderate and irrelevant. the chic is a singer, not a hooters waitress. check yallself! lol
there is no part of Alicia my mouth wont touch…….shes UNREAL!!!
Lets just be real…. most women with thick thighs and a round ***** usually don’t have much chi-chi’s and vice versa….. Big Bust women, usually arent too hippy with minimal a$$.
Go Licia!
the clothes are too tight and I don’t like the ponytail hairstyle on her, but she is a beautiful woman.
Lilaquoi Moon aka Lisa Bonet is still ALL OF THAT! She has always had her own “free spirit” style. Loves her, Zoe, and Lenny.
My thing is with Zoe is you cut off all your hair, and then get a wig or a weave so you can have long hair again? I don’t understand it, SMH. She should had just let her hair grow out.
As far as Alicia is concerned. She might look okay now, but if she wore a bikini, ya’ll know some of ya’ll would be talking about how fast or out of shape she looks, lol
A. Keys is a hottie, but she better watch out though. I’ve seen plenty of cute thicky thicks turn into plumpers. Keep it tight like it is A. Keys
LMAO, at Lisa Bonet. That all I can comment on about this post. LMAO
I guess some of you would call me a “hater” , but I just don’t get the Alicia Keys fascination. I mean it really confuses the f**k outta me.
She has a pretty face and it’s nice to see a healthy looking woman…but really though? Is she aaaall that? NOT IN MY OPINION! She just seems like an averagely attractive woman with an average voice and average music.
it’s called homeless chic and *****ody does it better than lisa and fam….
alicia you killing em…squats and lunges are where it’s at…
Lisa Bonet- do you LOL
Zoe- looks just like Lisa and we see where her style comes from
Alicia- has let her body GO since the album wrapped up. Still beautiful.
I think Alicia’s body is just fine. She’s not the most feminine lady, but she can pull off a dress nicely. Bossip could you please put up pictures of her when she’s not dancing, cause those just make her look horrible!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD
Her pants are always shiny….
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I don’t know if it’s the fabric or her stylist keeps sending her pants to a cheap drycleaners.
And, and why she gotta have her legs open like she is ready for action?
Close your legs gurl, you lettin the flys out.
Alicia’s jeans are too tight! She looks stuffed and uncomfortable!
I love AK to death but she looks FAT she DOES look like a pig in a blanket. Not cute at all and for some reason she has been annoying me lately especially with all that damn fake hair. I liked her real and with the braids. The only good shot is her backside cuz her ***** looks like something out of Selena. Not to mention shes always caught in an awkward position. Dont like her look here BUT i most certainly favor her talent over “Beyondsaymyname”…..
Her pants are always shiny, skinny, and extremely tight.
Alicia lose some damn weight lol
I was surprised to read her blog on ” C a s u a l S e e k . C o m ” I don’t understand why she write blog on a dating site for casual encounter. Does she feel lonely and want to date with someone?
A Keys is cute.
Zoe and Lisa need a new look and hair cuts that hair is dragging lisa down at her age.
Alicia Keyes body is flawless!!!
ALICIA HAS A NICE SHAPE (I HATE THOSE PANTS THOUGH) AND FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, LISA’S KID IS CUTE.
The tightness of the clothes makes her looks super thick. I wouldn’t say fat because she far from being fat. Her fashion just has change so much. Its an unbelievable transformation when you think back to how she use to dress to now.
Lisa Bonet is just so individualistic. What not to love?
LdyK
A. Keys is an amazingly talented artist, so I don’t know why you hatin so hard, you and Messy Jesse need to quit wit the Bull***** for real!!
Also she is a black woman, she has hips and thighs so what!!
Alicia Keys butt is wide & flat it’s nothing special.
Lisa Bonet I loved as a liitle girl I idolized her style & beauty. Geez what is Zoe doing with that weave? Zoe got a monster forehead too!
@Bahamas/Chicago/Cayman Girl
What hips does Alicia have? Lol the child is wide that’s all her but does not potrude outward it just lays there. Men in my part of town wouldn’t look twice she aint nothing special you’re just mesmerized by Alicia’s light skin.
She’s a lezzie anyway & NO I’m not “hatin” as you so like to misuse the term I’m stating the TRUTH honey!
Lisa and her daughter look like they just finish blazing a dutch !
chicas p***** it .. remember .. It`s puff .. puff p***** !
and don`t be leaving it all wet .. I dont know where yawl two mouth`s been ! Just kidding
oops meant to type: What hips does Alicia have? Lol, the child is just wide. Her but does not potrude outward, her butt just lays there- she aint nothing special.
What backside are some of you people looking at? I looked at the thumnail pictures again and I swear all I see is her pancake flaps her but has no meat at all. Alicia is not that cute to me so I don’t see what the fuss is about over her.
EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A LESBIAN, SHE STILL GOT A BANGIN BODY!
People that are complainign about her figure are yall men or women?
@ HANNIBAL
WAIT, AM I SEING CORRECTLY. DID YOU JUST GIVE SOMEONE A COMPLEMENT? I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE(SMILE)
@sxyQblondie
DON’T EXPECT ANYMORE!!!
@HANNIBAL
I KIND OF FIGURED THAT MUCH (LOL). I’M APPLAUDING YOU FOR THE ONE YOU DID GIVE.
@sxyQblondie
LMAO…WELL THANK YOU
that broad had her hips done.
Her ***** cant dance!
http://www.theceelist.com
Alicia is very talented and at her prettiest with out a DROP of makeup. I do think that tight pants really do not flatter her as much as she thinks they do.
Was I the only one who thought her outfit on the BET awards, made it look like the top of her body was rising out of a tree trunk?
Alicia gives me butterflies…..
I would never pay to see her perform. What the hell kind of dance move is that??
She got two BIG left feet lol
Man…. i just stick it in and let in marainate in all those juices…
Alicia’s body is not nice, at all. I am being real. And I am not hating. I am just telling the truth, she has a nice face. Terrible arms, and the rest is not proportionate at all. She has bad legs, they are too thick,and not shapely or lean. Then no chest. She needs implants.
Look at Lisa’s foot it looks like someone else may be wearing that dress with her.
Just Sayin….
Cheap ***** stuff
REAL TALK: Lisa Bonnet needs to *****en grow up already! How old is this broad 45?? Put some normal clothes on !!!
A. keys can get a tongue in her butt
Alicia Keys is a beautiful lightskinned sista’. She speaks well, and her songs are good. She has talent and grace. Not on her bra strap or anything, I’m just saying. I am just as cute and light with real hair and know how to give credit where credit is due.
she looks damn good. hence, what i said.
i’ve just been creeped out by her proportions since the “how come you don’t call me anymore video.” when she stepped out of bed and slipped on the the houseshoes the cankles were outta control. then she was playing that white baby grand piano in a tubetop, a du-rag, and a NY fitted and her hands and wrists were too delicate for those powerful ***** arms! something is off-kilter… she does have a nice bude from below the ribcage to above the ankles though. and her face is lovely.
Who gives a ***** that Alicia Keys is light skin people be on some dumb *****. Just say she’s pretty and move the ***** on. ANYWAY Lisa Bonet makes some damn pretty children.
*body not “bude” lol
alica keys she is a very talented girl
and what i like about alica is that
she always dress nicely, she is never
on stage half dress, shaking her *****, running around like she crazy, like beyonce and rest of them
she represent well at all times
i would eat sunday breakfast off her cheeks
Alicia Keys is a beautiful lightskinned sista\
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what if she was darkskin sista
I can’t say for sure whether I’m quite ready to come Alicia Keys yet. Alicia Keys and perfect mattress. I’d expect more order and organization from you, nothing special.
Love her music.
Yummy…Thunder Thighs!
I checked into Alicia Keys and I was delighted to discover that Keys actually worked in the clothes this time. Afterwards we had yet no meat at Alicia Keys. From where do you want nothing special? I picked up Alicia Keys again and popped it onto Keys.
i would eat her butt
One of the most talented women on earth, but that guy 6am is right;
She needs bigger breast.
She needs her ankles lipo’d (cankles)
She needs lipo on her upper arms.
what she needs is to be just the way she is
natural – no added plastic, and knife up,
cause next she be walking around looking like
the rest of hollyweird ….jacked the ***** up
the industry is full with two many plastic
human, dam look what happen to little kim
Alicia Keyes needs to WORK OUT. Her thighs are ridiculous!! Every other little African-American girl is running around, out-of-shape, and loving it, comparing their bodies to Keyes. It is ridiculous. Beyonce is the same way!
Some teenagers are seriously messed up in the head these days!
Remember two months ago when we told you about these two idiots that dug up a corpse and use the head to smoke pot from?
We didn’t think things could get any worse. That is, until we heard about these three sickos.
It turns out three men in Wisconsin have been charged with trying to dig up a corpse and have sex with it!!!!
EWWWWW.
Whatever happened to a good ol’ fashioned blow up doll???? Or YOUR HAND????
The three sickos, twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and accomplice Dustin Radke, all 22 years-old, might be facing some jail time. And hopefully some psychiatric help as well.
The Wisconsin state Supreme Court just ruled yesterday that the law will now ban sex with dead bodies.
The Supreme Court had to get involved after the lower court judges ruled that nothing in state law prohibits necrophilia acts. Obviously, that prompted public outrage from the community which demanded something be done.
Justice Patience Roggensack, said “A reasonably well-informed person would understand the statute to prohibit sexual intercourse with a dead person.”
Adding that the state law has been modified to ban sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent, whether or not the victim is dead or alive at the time of the act.
Wisconsin has now joined the other more than 20 states that prohibit necrophilia or the abuse of a corpse.
ALL states should prohibit that!
The new law comes from the incident which took place back in 2006 when the three idiots, who were 20 at the time, went to a cemetery to remove the body of a 20 year-old woman who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.
The trio went armed with a couple of shovels, a crowbar, AND A BOX OF CONDOMS!
At least they were being safe, right?
They made it to the cemetery and dug up the grave but were not able to pry open the concrete vault. They then quickly fled after a car drove into the cemetery.
They were later found and charged with attempted sexual *****ault and theft.
The idiots involved could face up to 10 years in prison if they’re convicted.
Let’s hope they stay in jail for a long time and seek help.
[Images via Grant County Sheriff's Department.]
@Alicia Keys
STOP CALLING ME!!! I DON’T WANT YOU NO MORE!!!
Alicia is a pretty girl but a boring ***** performer. I would prefer Beyonce talent over hers anyday. I’m just not into the ’sitting on your ***** and straining every note’ type of performances. I loved Neyo though when I went to the concert. Sorry Alicia stans but this is just my opinion.
Very Nice!
i’d give this lemony-yellow braud a spankin’ like my name was yung berg
@ Lil’ Kevin Mayne
“i’d give this lemony-yellow braud a spankin’ like my name was yung berg”
LOL!!! “Givin her the business” and ish…
lemony-yellow? what kinda *****? LOL
All I wann know is who REALLY turned Alicia out? Homegirl was definitely on the straight and narrow, goodie-goodie path for the longest time, and then all of a sudden she’s this sex kitten wearing heels and make-up and gyrating in her performances. SOMEBODY put it on her, and inquiring minds wanna know who?!?
@ OLIVIA
OKAY YOUR A BEYONCE FAN SO ***** YOU.
SHE IS SO BORING RIGHT. BEYONCE IS SHALLOW AND HAS NO
PERSONALITY. I’M SAYING SHE COULD SING BUT OFF STAGE
THE LIGHTS ARE OUT. BEYONCE IS A ROBOT
I would have Olympic sex with these girl for four years straight.
Quote me
Zoe’s hair line is pushed the f*ck back. Alicia looks okay, not really feeling the outfit but I respect her overall game and she is very pretty.
Not with you on this one Bossip.I’ll give her “SEXY THICK” points…but she’s gonna have serious explosive fat issues from the waist-down SOONER rather than later.
BTW…she’s makin’ big stamps.Would it hurt to get AT LEAST a tasteful set of C-cups?
Alicia lookin’ good as always!
I see Alicia Keys riding the Queen Latifah swagger…
Luv Alicia being phat in the hips and tight in the waist! Hmmmmm!
Wow thank god I’m light skinned cuz most of yall on Bossip find any reason to give props to someone with a tiny bit of color don’t you?
she’s very thick…bottom heavy…she has big hips and thick thighs..and a little bubble..her ***** aint like odee big but she has a nice body…and she’s a very beautiful woman..and she’s very cl*****y..that’s wat matters
Um… these are not the most flattering pictures…
Mmm… Alicia Keys…
So what if she’s big on the bottom? Those are child bearing hips!
hooker.
Overrated
A.K. made it on her looks (which are not bad)
I like some of her music tho..
@ SushiMa
“Thank God I’m light skinned”
??? Da ***** kinda *****???
Stupid.
@sushi ma go douche hoe.
I just want to say,She’s pretty than everybody,and I love her.