Thursday, July 10th, 2008

“Puffy is Poison”

Posted by Bossip Staff

Peep this video of some cat named Maronzio Vance talking about Diddy. Here’s a lil snippet:

“Everybody that Puffy comes into contact with are either dead, in jail or we don’t know where the f**k they at – or their careers have fallen out.”

Click HERE to watch this long but humorous and insightful commentary.

Shout out to Will!

Comments(106) on ““Puffy is Poison””

  1. Hannibal

    ….

  2. Envy Me (That MCM Bag in Bloomingdales is calling my name)

    yeah we know Puffy is poison….if he keeps F-in around with ALL these ladies in hollyweird his D**k goin be poison too

  3. I Hate Puffy

    Puffy is a cancer and about time someone put his arrogant a$$ on blast.

  4. STEFANY

    Puffy is greedy as hell and he screws over all of his artist that’s why he can’t keep anyone at badboy..I can’t stand his ass his large ego and whorish ways just disgust me.


  5. THIS IS TOOOO FUNNY!!! LOL…..


  6. There is some truth to that quote…very true! Where the hell is the girl group called “Dream”????? He is poison…I think he was responsible for those girls.

  7. jusplayit04 The Great

    That shit is funny but so true.

  8. 2cute4u

    LOL! This nigga said they went copper! He’s funny as hell, and more importantly…he’s right.

  9. ThatsBull00

    Everyone I know knows that signing to BadBoy is a curse not a blessing. Puffy dont want nobody more famous than him even if it makes him richer!

  10. deafjam04

    Damn! This is so funny but he isn’t lying. I’ve been wondering the same thing about those talented artists. They were on top and all of a sudden BAM their gone. For those who want to get in the business, take heed, don’t go with Bad Boy.

  11. Truth

    Diddy is a homosexual and responsible for Tupac’s death. Fuck him.

  12. mr.anderson

    Funny.

  13. Ms. Leo

    This was hillarious! Day 26…number of days they’ll go without pay. I’m sure that’s come and gone. Many of those fallen artists…wow, that list was hella long too!

  14. fdyryrhf

    He is said to be found by his fans on a dating site named ” C a s u a l S e e k . C o m “. They said most of his fans like to go that site to chat about this stars.

  15. Lady elle

    he spoke the truth.

    oh my goodness he is funny….lol

  16. LdyK

    I must admit i laughed out loud once or twice to this…was funny and artists need to take heed.

    CAVEAT EMPTOR

  17. kevwebb (I GOT NOW, I DON'T CARE WHO GOT NEXT)

    What’s crazy is…he’s right! In fact he missed two. Whatever happened to Ness and Babs?


  18. BadBoys MIA or locked up:

    G-Dep??? I guess he’s still out with his special delivery :)

    Loon??? who knows

    Black Rob??? He’s locked up like whoa! :)

    Da Band??? I haven’t seen them since Chappelle show!! I spits hot fire :)

  19. Another day

    Like he said he is broke and got nothing to do but sit around and think about Puffy.

  20. Just for fun

    The day 26 w/o pay was funny.

  21. Doagae

    I didn’t watch this video but I know this dude knows of what he speaks….Puffy is a cancer to any artist he has ever worked with, except Mary J. Blige….for real. Where the hell is Craig Mack?

  22. Big C Here

    lol @ jaybird Picturing Chapelle as Dylon….dat shit is still funny as hell.

  23. beautiful b

    i love will hatcher i caught this form one of his links the other day, and this nucca Maronzio aint never lied!! j lo jumped ship on his court dates for a reason. she knew what was up.

  24. Nini

    OMG THAT NIGGA CRAZY!!!! I WANT HIM, HE’S SOOOOOOO FUNNY, “I WANT TO party w/YOU!@!”. I WAS ALWAYS THINKING THE SAME THING.

  25. LdyK

    @ KEVWEBB

    E Ness was at some party in Philly recently…him and the other philly artists were doing something at a local club here. I saw no bling or anything but he was reppin!


  26. Puffy=Scorpio meaning their highly jealouse want power at any cost and will crush anything and anyone in their path to have that status power money.

    He also picks on people that are slightly weak but are well loved ruins them. lol kina funny because thats the only way you will achieve in this life I guess!!!!

    On the other hand showing love is always better!!

  27. trista

    i can’t see the video b/c of firewalls, but from what i can see from the excerpt this cat is speaking truth! finally someone says what we all have been thinking. he doesn’t have any real calibur artists and those that had the potential have fallen off. yet, diddy has a star! interesting…

  28. CodyCole

    “Shyne ain’t gone shine no mo. Shyne gone be dim when he get out.” LMBAO!!!

    So true. Never sign with Bad Boy.

  29. stop playing!!!

    He is a comedian from NY…

    I’ve seen him before…

    He is hilarious!!!


  30. i co-sign 100% on the video.

  31. elly

    he called day 26 “112 lite” LMAO

  32. Call Me Mrs. Jones

    Not only is dude funny but eeeeverything he said was true lol


  33. That was soooo true

    All those talented artists just fell off after getting on Bad Boy

  34. najeeba
  35. najeeba
  36. Mike Baller

    I hope dude is a comedian because he is funny, and also he speaks the truth about Puffy. It kinda does seem as if though Puffy brings people careers to a halt.

  37. LdyK

    iMaronzioVance.com

    i hope bossip doesnt spam that

    @ mike baller


  38. That video was nothing but the truth.

    I can’t stand that bucked toothed ni88a, Diddy!!!!!

    Mack left because he don’t play that homo shit like Diddy.

  39. YO

    We knew the nigga was crazy when he played a hand in Biggie getting killed, bc Biggie wanted to leave Bad Boy.

  40. YO

    I can’t wait till these niggas is old and decrepit and they do a movie on the lives of biggie, puffy, lil kim and jr. Mafia. the real deal of how that all went down.

  41. EC OUTTA DA QC

    LMAO!!!

  42. Karen

    Oh why the hate??!!!

    Puff is NOT responsible for the success or failures of any grown man or woman!

    There are A LOT of artists on other labels who come out blazing only to end up on VH1’s One Hit Wonders show.

    The truth of the matter is that NO ONE BOUGHT THEIR ALBUMS, so they weren’t as hot as they thought they were. Is that Puffy’s fault?

    NO!

    How many of you actually went out and bought Day 26’s album or Da Band’s?

    THANK YOU!

    A lot of his artists are taken right from the projects and it’s their HOOD MENTALITY that land them in the clink–not Puff!

    Frankly, I believe he’s done more for his artists than any other label head.

    Ever seen Clive Davis in a Whitney video?

    No!

    BUT…she had the talent and chops to pull it off.

    These clowns don’t!!!

    Now….

    I didn’t actually watch the link but had to comment on the JEALOUSY that surrounds the FILTHY RICH and SUCCESSFUL Puffy.

    BUT…

    Based on your comments about how funny it is, I will go watch.

    I LOVE a good laugh! :-)


  43. Still a good view of hell though. It smelled so good passing through that I stopped at one of this video across Bad Boy who had dining outside. I heard more english than KEVWEBB E Ness.

  44. keysha

    THAT IS HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST I’VE SEEN A LONG TIME!

  45. Sunshine305

    Puffy is all over the world renting yachts and private jets with the royalties he doesnt pay his artist’s

    That first making the band was the worse sh*t ive ever seen, I didnt even see anyone with real talent. All i saw was some bama ass n*ggas fighting.

  46. Ashley

    This is tooooooo funny, 4real but he right. I been saying diddy artist dont ever last. LOL

  47. Ashley

    This is tooooooo funny, 4real but he right. I been saying diddy artists dont ever last. LOL


  48. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL This dude is hilarious – oh my gosh. I’m in stitches, the way in which he speaks. I loved it, absolutely hilarious.

  49. E

    How did he know/remember all those people and groups?

  50. Zayah

    Lol “Da Band..puffy put some orphans together and made a band..

  51. so 510 bay

    why is it like a man with so much money, so many women, ect ect be so mean an shady?

    because he’s gay! he’s unhappy b/c, him and fonzworth(r however u spell it) and the rest of the butt crew cant flaunt it in public! i wish he would jus be himself then maybe he’d be a bett’r person and treat his artist rite

  52. L

    That was funny as HELL!!! LMAO!!!

    Shyne is gonna be dim when he comes out, Day 26,J-Lo, going copper, and Mase….the Mase thing was funny.

    He is hilarious.


  53. DAY 26……… NO PAY. MONTH 26…………. STILL NO PAY. YEAR 26………………… Aw F%ck IT!!


  54. How Can You F Up A Group Like New Edition? They Came To Bad Boy And Made Their Worst Album Ever. Right After That They Bounced. If You Can’t Succeed With An Established Group Like NE What Can You Expect To Do With New Artists.

  55. WhatsYoursIsMine

    So unfortunately true…

  56. Southern Mrs.

    Who is the guy?

  57. Southern Mrs.

    I just watched the entire thing! Boy some of that stuff was FUNNY!

  58. Crys

    whatever

  59. Caramellatte

    LMAO what happen to Donnie!

  60. iluvprada

    LMAO! But 4 though…all this kat did was simple say what everyone else was thinking!

  61. Zoe

    He ain’t lying DIDDY is bad news, he makes your career disapear, he is POISON!

    DIDDY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DIRECT ANYONES SINGING CAREER, I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE 6 GUYS.

  62. iluvprada

    ‘real’ lol

  63. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    moronzio sounds like a mythical name of the ghetto…was his sister rashaka behind the camera?

  64. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    …hate me now


  65. LMAO!

  66. lanette

    that shit is too funny…..and true!!

    who is this guy?


  67. HE HAS A POINT…

    P.S I MISS TOTAL

  68. Karen

    How can you mess up New Edition????!!!!

    Huhhhhh….They’re OLD NEWS!!!

    Old NE fans (like myself) aren’t checking for their music anymore because we’re too busy raising children, taking care of homes and husbands, and managing careers…

    And new school listeners aren’t checking for them because they’re irrelevant.

    I’m not expecting New Kids on the Block to bust open the billboard charts for the same reason.

    Has nothing to do with Diddy.

  69. tld

    I have no idea who this dude is but he is so telling the truth. Diddy is just whack!!! Danaity Kane reminds me of a bunch of skeeziers, who just want to be seen. They have no motivation of selling records. After 2 top selling albums you would have thought they would jump ship like Mary, so they can have a real career,Oh well Diddy is garbage!!!!! Oh yeah Diddy when yu reply to this guy read all of the post and everyone is saying the same thing, go ask the LOXXS!!!!

  70. Encyclopedia Brown

    The irony of it all is that Puff Diddy is one of the most successful cats in the industry. Maybe he should just stick to promoting himself.

  71. Marlon

    The only person that came through Bad Boy and he didn’t didn’t fuck up her career was Mary J. Blige

  72. Jus_Me

    Dude said The Band ..he went out and got a bunch of orphans and locked them in a house… ROTFLMAO

  73. DC

    Moranzio Vance is the 2007 winner of NBC’s Stand-up for Diversity program. Stand-up for Diversity is a nationwide search for comedians with diverse backgrounds who compete for a 1-year talent holding deal with NBC. This is a key initiative at the network/studio and Moranzio is the well-deserved winner of the 2007 competition. Congratulations again Moranzio and your facetious remarks about Diddy were clever. If anyone out there is interested in the 2008 competition for Stand-up for Diversity, you can go to http://www.standupnbc.com for more details.

  74. I'm Just Me (I AIN'T WITH REDBONE N*GGAS)

    I know 2 people didn’t freaking comment on Livesteez. Apparenlty you aren’t with it. This ish was hilarious and so true. For real. Once you leave Puffy it is like you leave the Earth

  75. justaddhotmilk aka phoenix_simone_xoxo aka she got legs

    damn that was the ultimate guts. that cat is so the truth.

  76. This?

    Notice how Janelle Monet was supposed to blow up, but since she’s signed to Bad Boy, it’s like you don’t hear about here as much as you thought you would have. She’s super talented and very unique. I heard about her for the first time one year ago, and I’m so mad that she’s not getting as much publicity as Rihanna.

  77. ARTOFWAR

    I have been telling people almost word, for word for many years, about what this gentleman has said about Diddy.

    And I agree with 99% of what he has to say on the subject. I agree with all his assessments, all expect for one. And that is the subject of SHINE.

    Shine has already been signed to a major label, and from what I have been told there is no love for Diddy, not one bit. Shine has written over 150 songs while being incarcerate. And from what I hear, they are pure fire or better yet, nuclear missiles, and most are pointed directly at Mr. Combs Shine plans to destroy Diddy with a whole lot of inside information, mostly embarrassing and some illegal. Some of which could sink Diddy’s rented yachts, real quick. And do irreparable damage to the persona that Mr. Combs has fashioned around himself.. You see Diddy’s lawyers, set Shine up to take the fall for Diddy, from the beginning. Diddy was the one that hired Shines defense team. Since Diddy was the one to hire Shine’s attorneys, it was easy for Diddy, and his defense team to set Shine up for the fall.. Believe me that hasn’t been forgotten, by some serious, and dangerous individuals. The fact that Diddy is not taking a dirt nap at this very moment, is a miracle, or just plain stupid luck.. Diddy’s time is coming, trust me. It will not be at all pretty or romantic like in the movies. And no amount of money will buy his ass out of this one. Shine is due to get out soon. And if I were Diddy. I would increase my security force, by at least 50% or more. In Diddy’s own words– (take that, take that, take that…..) ARTOFWAR.

  78. trisha

    I’ve been saying this for years. Puffy is a baaad omen. Just look at the list below.

    Puffy’s dad shot dead in his car

    9 people trampled to death at a sold out event

    Tupac dead

    Biggie dead

    Shyne locked up

    Woman shot in the face

    J-ho with skeleton

    K Porter (messed up)

    G. Dep, Loon, Craig Mack, Kane, Hoodfellaz, Dream, Total, B5, Faith, Carl Thomas, Ness, Babs, New Edition, Mario Winans and other artist dead or stalled careers

    Strangey, Puffy got off every time he was in trouble with the law.

  79. trisha

    *Strangely

  80. dysheeky

    Yes this cat is definitely the truth and funny as shit. I know of him through a friend that used to live in LA who now lives in New York City. From what I’ve been told about this guy he has a daughter and son who he does nothing for. And is also a really messed up person all across the horizon. Hopefully his career takes off so that his children will benefit. Bad Boy, Baby! Take That……………Take That!


  81. If you look at what he’s saying from a business and career since, he’s right on point!

  82. bezley

    it’s damn true and Shyne is the BIGGEST Loser of all of Diddy’s failures or Biggie

    no I’d rather die then be in jail for all those years , so Shyne

  83. K.K

    Peep this video of some cat named Maronzio Vance talking about Diddy. Here’s a lil snippet:

    “Everybody that Puffy comes into contact with are either dead, in jail or we don’t know where the f**k they at – or their careers have fallen out.”

    ___________________________________________________

    hahahaha bossip your bad!lolz..its true tho!

  84. K.K

    hahahahaha im cracking up!that dude is tellin the truth tho..i didnt even knu there was a group called total..

  85. yeeeeahbaby

    Loved it. Think it’s the first time I willingly watched a 7 min long youtube video. Oh and…

    @Karen

    So bossip posts a 7 minute long damn video of a dude speaking TRUTH about Puffy. You hear NOOO part of it, but you write a damn essay about how everyone is hatin on Puffy. And at the end, after you’ve said it all, say ‘but I haven’t seen it’. What kind of backwardsassness (it shall be a word today) is that??

    At least watch the damn video first. Then speak on it. Geeesh…

  86. maddzzu ( Still pissed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    I agree ( never really liked diddy anyways)

  87. Toni Montana

    been saying this for years….good look.

  88. Puffy Is The Anti-Christ

    I can’t believe someone finally said it. Diddy has been the worst thing to happen to black people since Jim Crow. Not only was involved in the death of two of the biggest rappers in the game he has changed the landscape of black women! Yes. He introduced Jennifer Lopez as “his chick” and created the Latina explosion and pushed sistas to the back. Then his cologne ads never have a black woman then pushes Cassie to the front next. Supposedly dates Kim Porter but disrespects her by giving her babies, never marrying her and then dumping her.

    Brothers are more down low then ever! And are wearing tight pants all thanks to Diddy. He makes being a real man obsolete.

    He has totally destroyed the landscape of music. R & B music as well as hip hop because of him!! Bad Boy’s success was all because of Biggy he hasn’t had a hit since that era. “Missing You” was a hit because Biggy died and he made the tribute album but that is it!

    None of the music we listen too today will be classics in the future. It all ended with Biggie and Pac.

    Who is this guy? And where did he come from? And why is he at the end of the BET awards pumping Ciroc and running around like a fool.

    Let’s not forget “Vote or Die” I think he ruined that election with that weird slogan. I knew when he started running around things would not end up good. I pray that Obama does not ask for his services this time around.

    Yeah Diddy is above the radar and needs to be done with finally God willing…

  89. Mr. Sick

    He’s a beast and he’s right.LOL

  90. dfiestyone

    That was hilarious!!! Please keep this video on your website si I can revisit it from time to time for a few good laughs!!!

    Plus he’s kind of cute!!

  91. kai

    Puffy may be greedy but hes damn right. He knows his “employees” are expendable just like when some of your asses are sitting at work thinking your job is safe. Hes looking out for #1. If more people did that they wouldnt look to complain about shit.

  92. kai

    and why are yall blaming puffy for SOCIETY favoring non black women. It has been well implemented in this country that europeans are favored by europeans here and they were the first ones on TV making marilyn monroe an icon. Come on lol…Yall act like puffy changed the world or sum…

  93. deafjam04

    I had to listen to it again….so hilarious!

  94. lee

    What sucks is that he signed Janelle Monae. JANELLE MONAE ! She is such a creative talent, but sadly i think puffy will suck her dry and leave her, like he does all of his artists

  95. Karen

    @yeeaaaaaaaaaahbaby,

    I could read the comments to know what the video was about.

    INTELLIGENT people can do that. We’re perceptive you know.

  96. Karen

    Wow! Puffy Is The AntiChrist and some of y’all have blamed Diddy for everything except the gas prices and war in Iraq!!!! And I don’t doubt that some of you will find a way to do that too.

    I don’t think the guy is perfect, but I also don’t think we need to be wishing destruction on somebody who’s done nothing more than work hard to get to where he is.

    If an artist’s career has fallen off, it’s because Y’ALL/WE didn’t go out and support their work. Period.

    You can name all the artists, which means you knew they had albums out. So why didn’t you go buy them? Then we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

    Also, artists on other labels have met similar fates.

  97. Marshabio

    I agree,

    Humerous and insightful.

  98. Marshabio

    humerous****

  99. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    YO CLEARLY THIS IS ONE OF DIDDY’S BITTER BOY TOYS THAT PROB KEPT GETTIN’ PROMISED A SHOT AT THE MUSIC BIZ WHILE HE & DIDDY WAS FUCKIN’ ON THE LOW

  100. tamara12

    dis dude just made my day.

    HE IS SO FUNNY N REAL N TRUTH.

    now dats watsup.

  101. ARTOFWAR

    @Kai….. You said. Puffy may be greedy but he’s damn right. He knows his “employees” are expendable just like when some of your asses are sitting at work thinking your job is safe. He’s looking out for #1. If more people did that they wouldn’t look to complain about shit.

    —————————————————————————–

    WRONG!!!!! Greed only leads to one thing eventually, and that is destruction. More, and more Americans are becoming as you so put it “looking out for number one.” And that is exactly why this country finds itself in the muck of moral decay that it is currently in. This out of control greed, that is benevolently referred to as the American dream, has in turn become the American nightmare. The worship of celebrity, the lust for money and materialism, is what will destroy this country.

    America is already well on its way, to its final resting place. Fore it is not terrorist that will kill America, it is Americans, that will kill America. All the terrorists have to do, is sit back and watch.

    SODOM AND GOMORRAH, had nothing on U.S.A. And that my friend, IS THE BIGGER PICTURE….. ARTOFWAR.

  102. Sweet Sunshine

    Now that video was funny!!!

    I’m saying “Hmmmm….He’s on to something here!”

    LOL

  103. ALPHA

    YO this dude isw hi-larious!

  104. so fuckin' rude

    the nigga ain’t lyin’. i would never sign wit’ diffy for nothin’. the nigga is about himself.. he doesn’t want people to shine.. only for the moment where he can get some money

  105. A BLACK

    MAN THIS IS WACK MOST ARTIST DONT LAST LONG IN THE INDUSTRY AT ALL. YOU CAN CHECK EVERY RECORD LABEL AND YOU WILL FIND EVEN LONGER LISTS OF WHAT DA FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM ARTISTS. THATS JUST THE INDUSTRY. AND WHO IS THIS GROUPIE DUDE ANYWAY ROLLING WITH THAT WACK ASS COMEDIAN FROM SOUL PLANE. FOR EXAMPLE GO TO DEFJAM.COM AND LOOK AT THE ARTIST THEY HAVE NOW THAT WILL NEVER COME OUT AT ALL. STOP HATING. MUSIC AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE BUT WHEN IT WAS GOOD BAD BOY AND DIDDY WAS ON TOP SO STOP ALL THAT HATING. PH JIMMY COZIER LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

  106. Num Yummy

    To all you puffy defenders: Like it or not, Puffy is poison. Yes he did work hard to get to where he is, but facts are facts. He did it at the expense of very talented artists. He fucked over a lot of his bread and butter artists. You may claim that a lot of these artists just didn’t sell…BULLSHIT. How do you explain artists like Total, Faith Evans, etc. they sold very well, but still got fucked over in the end. Get his dick out your mouth.

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