Friday, July 11th, 2008

One Helluva Girdle

Posted by Bossip Staff

That looks painful!!! Peep Jennifer Hudson’s new album cover. Either she’s in a hellified corset or they phottoshopped the sh*t out of this picture. Regardless, we’re glad to see that she’s one step closer to finally dropping this damned thang.

Comments(77) on “One Helluva Girdle”

  1. I'm Just Me (I DO NOT PREFER LIGHTER SKIN-TONED GENTLEMEN)

    FIRST

  2. I'm Just Me (I DO NOT PREFER LIGHTER SKIN-TONED GENTLEMEN)

    I think she looks great. This is a great cover!

  3. Aunt Viv

    Wow! The Spanx-and-Photoshop combo really works miracles! She looks good!

  4. My son's parole officer said it's gonna be alright!

    Wow, the wonders of photo touch ups. A snip here and snip there, all done.

  5. Tired

    she looks great deff photoshoped but still


  6. jennifer goes with the fine Chicagoan PUNK from I love new tork… shes from chi too so thats nice that they hooked up!

  7. african_4_eva

    GO J. HUD!!!

    …that’s FIERCE!

  8. Nabler

    Beautiful.

  9. Kesha

    DEF a photoshop, but they did an awesome job because she looks great! GO ON GIRL!


  10. when i was a young girl i thought all these women on covers were beautiful but then i grew up and found out about photoshop and im like whatttttt!!!! hell! if thats the case they can make anyone look better…. Hollywood is so fake!!

  11. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    DAMN SHE ALMOST LOOK LIKE KELLY ROWLAND ON THAT!

    …THAT PHOTOSHOP DIET REALLY WORKS YO


  12. they can also draw on six pack abs….. ehat a bunch of fakers, but Jennifer does look nice and i love her voice.. go girl put chi-town on the map!

  13. bria

    She has to do that. In order for people too listen too her music she has too make herself look dysformed. That is what black music has come too. If you don’t have that certain image them people won’t listen to your music.

  14. Greatestloveofall

    ***** U BOSSIP!!! I’m tired of haters bashing J.Hud! Since the haters are more accustomed to shopping at Rave or Rainbow…or even the Dollar Tree in this current economic climate, of course they’re gonna find a way to bash Jenny’s outfits. Even on her worst days, she looks better than most of the haters. Kick rocks BOSSIP!! Yall dead wrong for this. She looks iight to me. I bet these columnists are sitting there with chicken grease down their shirts, worn out lacefronts, 3-day old underwear and 3 kids *****ing up the house.

    You know, at least whites and Hispanics actually SUPPORT their stars and celebrities. Even when a black man runs for President, we still find ways to tear each other down for PETTY reasons. Cruel, insensitive clowns. Go to anger management.

  15. WhatsYoursIsMine

    I love this picture! She was actually smaller between American Idol and Dreamgirls, she just hasn’t lost all of the Dreamgirls weight.

    @Ms. Braided Beauty-

    Is she really dating Punk? I am so jealous, I LOVE PUNK!!!!

    Gone Jennifer!


  16. This should go down in PHOTOSHOP Hall of Fame. I think Jennifer is fine the way she is but tell me “HARPO, WHO DIS WOMAN!”…


  17. Whatsyoursismine…. thats what it says on mto.com… i love him also!

  18. Nyeem

    I liked her album cover.

  19. sxyQblondie

    @BRAIDED BEAUTY

    HEYYYYY MAMMMAAAA! WHAT YOU UP TO?

    JENNIFER HAS A VOICE ON HER. WE’LL SEE WHAT THE ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE.

  20. bebu

    TOO MUCH PHOTOSHOP. MAKES IT SEEM LIKE SHES NOT PROUD TO BE A BIG GIRL. NOT A GOOD LOOK.

  21. always knew

    Beautiful black woman, go head and do ya damn thing!!

  22. XiaMadison

    I like it… but I agree, it is a bit much, especially when she’s been seen in the media recently still looking thick… but hey, I think she has a beautiful voice, so hopefully that voice {not her cover} will speak for the album : )

  23. Til You Do Right By Me....

    Love the cover, she looks great..can’t wait to hear the music……it’s still photoshopped…that’s not hate..That’s just truth.

  24. and what...?

    her arms and the rest of her are way to thin! Photoshop strikes again — but I ain’t mad!

  25. Encyclopedia Brown

    Good luck J. Hud. I appreciate you keeping it cl*****y

  26. CJ

    I like J. Hud she’s beautiful! I’d get with her if I had the chance.


  27. Y’all can kiss my *****! Up in here actin’ like J-Hud is the first person ever photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Photoshopped or not, you can’t take away from the fact that the girl can sing her photoshopped ***** off! I was just listening to the Dreamgirls soundtrack on my way to work. She (hands down) has the best vocals out of everyone that played in Dreamgirls!

    Kiss my ***** I say! Kiss my *****! (Lol!!!!!!!)

    Now I’m tired of ya’ll puttin’ ma girl down. I’ma havta start slicin’ some folks up in here. Up in here!!!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. sxyQblondie

    OH NO…TRU DIVA..COME BACK TO THE PEACE SECTION WITH ME!! LMFAO DONT LET EM’ DO IT TO YOU!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!(LMFAO)

    THE GIRL CAN SANG (with a a southern drawl) though!


  29. @ sxyQblondie–

    U still here????????

    Lol!!!!!!!!

  30. Elo

    You know as long as her face looks like her then I don’t really know why some people are so bothered byt the photoshop…I think its an automatic on everyones album cover etc…whys it such a big deal, she looks beautiful.


  31. Girl, I had to step outta here and calm my nerves. You know they had ma blood suga level up–talkin’ ’bout J-Hud!

    **fanning myself with my Docta Martin Luffa tha Kang funeral fan**

  32. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    YES MAAM, IM HIDING IN THE CORNER(LOL)


  33. Thank you! Elo!

    **p*****ing Elo a butterscotch candy from the bottom of my pocketbook**

    here you go baby!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!


  34. Why you in the corner??

    I hope your playing with all the stuff from my yardsale yesterday!

  35. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    LOL, CLAWDD HAVE MERCY. NOT THE ONE THAT EVERY CHURCH HAS WITH THE FUNERAL HOME INFO ON IT.(LMAO)

    BUT YOU KNOW, (ON A SLIGHTLY SERIOUS NOTE) THATS WHAT THE INDUSTRY HAS CAUSED ALOT OF THESE PEOPLE TO THINK IS MORE IMPORTANT. HOW YOU LOOK. NOT HOW WELL YOU CARRY YOUR TALENT. J-HUD CAN SING CIRCLES EVERY YOUNG BROAD IN THE INDUSTRY TODAY. BUT SHE DOESNT GET THE CREDIT (FROM THE LISTENERS) BECAUSE THEYVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO BELIEVING THAT SHE HAS TO LOOK LIKE “EVERYBODY ELSE”

  36. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA, WELL YOU KNOW, IM STILL IN REMORSE OVER MY BABY ALIVE AND MY BLACK BARBIE. BUT I’LL GET OVER IT. STILL HAVE MY SCRATCH AND SNIFF STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE STICKERS THOUGH(LOL)


  37. You are exactly right! It’s the same way with Fantasia. You can call both of ‘em anything you like but you honestly can’t say that they can’t sing. Especially by today’s standards.


  38. **singing**

    “Baby Alive, soft and sweet,

    she can drink, she can eat.”

    Does that help? If not, I know I’ve got another Strawberry Shortcake doll I can give you. You know the one where you squeeze her belly and she blows kisses?


  39. I’m dat your moms didn’t buy you no more Baby Alive food when you ran out but you outta know, we don’t do no re-ups. That’s like Mykel’s jeep–it’s sitting in the garage r-i-g-h-t now! She hasn’t rode it since the battery went dead–like last year!

    Lol!!!


  40. **I’m mad that your moms**

  41. sxyQblondie

    LOL @ THE BABY ALIVE SONG..IT SOOTHES MUCH MORE THAN IT HURT YESTERDAY(LMFA0)

    BUT YES, THEY CARRY ON ABOUT FANTASIA BECAUSE SHE IS NOT WHAT THE INDUSTRY/SOCIETY CONSIDER “BEAUTIFUL”. IM LIKE FIRST OF ALL, WHO THE HELL IS THE INDUSTRY? THE SAME ONES THAT WILL HAVE YOU BELIEVING THAT IF YOUR 130LBS YOU NEED TO LOOSE 10 TO LOOK GOOD. OR WAIR POUNDS AND POUNDS OF MAKEUP, THAT WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE YOU LOOKING OLD AND RAGGED 10 YRS FROM NOW. THEN YOU’RE FORCED TO GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR FACE LIKE VIVICA DID. IM LIKE SHOOT, ANITA BAKER, ARETHA FRANKLIN, GLADYS, PATTY, CHAKA, WHITNEY(AT ONE TIME), THESE WERE SOME SISTA’S WITH SOME POWERFUL VOICES. BUT THEY WERENT ALWAYS GLAMMED UP, OR WHAT PEOPLE CONSIDERED DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. ESPECIALLY NOT ARETHA. HER WEIGHT FLUCTUATED OFTEN. BUT THE WERE RESPECTED FOR TALENT ALONE. NOW WE’RE IN THE 2000′S, AND THATS WHY WE’RE SUFFERING. BUNCH OF C*****IES RUNNING AROUND. DAMNED SHAME!!

  42. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    AWWW MAN GIRL, SHE PLAYED ME OUT (MOMMY) LOL!! STRAIGHT UP TOLD ME SHE WASNT GONNA BUY ME NO MORE. FORCING ME TO USE DRASTIC MEASURES AND POISON MY DOLL WITH REAL FOOD. IT WAS A SHAME TO SEE HER GO(to the dump…lmfao!!)

  43. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    ROFL..NOW SEE. MOMS USED TO DO THAT KIND OF STUFF TO ME TOO. TOYS THAT NEEDED BATTERIES, RUN OUT IF YOU WANT. WONT PLAY WITH THE TOY AGAIN FOR A GOOD WHILE. AND PLEASE, DONT LET THE BATTERIES FROM REMOTE CONTROL ON THE TV LOSE JUICE, AND YOUR TOY CARRIES DOUBLE OR TRIPLE A? CONSIDER YOURSELF TOOK(LOL) CAUSE SHE’LL GET YOU!!


  44. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s the same thing that happened with my easy Bake oven. Once the light went out, I tried another one only I used a 100 watt bulb! Melted my ***** to smitherines!!! Lol!!

    I got another one and once the food was gone, I tried to use the Betty Crocker box cake mix. Well, we won’t revisit what happened. My family still brings THAT ***** up at gatherings, picnics and reunions!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  45. Why we used to put the batteries in the freezer???

    WTF?

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!

  46. sxyQblondie

    @ TRU DIVA

    ****FALLING OUT OF THE CHAIR AT THE EASY BAKE INCIDENT WITH THE LIGHT BULB****

    SHOOT. MOMMY WAS AN INDIAN GIVER.(LOL) I GUESS SHE FIGURED, WHY PUT THE BATTERIES IN THE FREEZER. THEIR TOYS HAVE BATTERIES. I WOULD HAVE PAID TO SEE WHAT EXPERIMENTAL DISASTER OCCURED WITH THE BETTY CROCKER MIX THOUGH(HA HAA)


  47. Remember the Barbie with just the head? The one that came with hair rollers, comb, brush, etc.? Well, my sister got one when it was I who really wanted one. She would NEVER let me play with it so one day–I called myself greasin’ and straightening the dolls hair!

    Girl!!! My granmother came creepin upstairs talkin ’bout “what’s in the name of God is that smell?” I got scared and put the straightening comb between the mattress. It started smokin and *****! I was sooooooo scared I peed on myself!

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She knew it was me ’cause I was sitting on the bottom bunk with the doll between my legs–the hair on the doll ACTUALLY melted!!! And part of where the hot comb touched the doll’s face was melted, too!


  48. Girl–

    My son (who’s 14) KEEPS his money on LOCK!!! I found his hiding place once and took a few ends. He told me “Ma, somebody keeps stealing my money.” I told him “it’s a damn shame son, when you can’t even keep money in your own room.” He said “how’d you know it was in my room?” I said “I just took a guess.” Now he done went and changed up his hiding place! I can’t find his money NOWHERE!!!!!!!!

    Lil mu*****ka! Lol!!!!!!!!!

  49. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    LMFAO

    SEE HOW BLACK MOTHERS ARE? ROFL. YOU KNOW HOW I FIGURED OUT THE TOOTH FAIRY WASNT REAL? BECAUSE SHE KEPT COMING BACK BOROWING THE DOUGH SHE GAVE ME!!(LOL) AND LORD DONT GIVE ME NO MONEY IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER OR MY GRANDMOTHER. CAUSE IF IT WAS OVER 5 DOLLARS, THEY NEEDED IT EVENTUALLY(LMAO)

  50. sxyQblondie

    @TRU DIVA

    I NEEDED TO TAKE LESSONS FROM YOUR KID, MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN “TAKEN” ALL THE DAMNED TIME..LOL

  51. INOCENTbiSTANDR

    I like the pic. She looks nice.


  52. Shoot, girl!

    Whenever we wanted to borrow money from my great-grandmother (RIP) it was like pulling teeth!

    She had to get the sock which was in her breast in which the money was rolled up in a handkerchief INSIDE the sock with a bread tie on it! The whole time she gettin’ it she’s got to tell you how hard it was to come by. By the time she finished all of that, Hell– I didn’t even WANT the money no more!

    All that for $2.00!!!

  53. statim08

    That’s not her at all. Why can’t she proud to be herself?

  54. LaLaLaLovely

    I’m lovin her look… She looked very nice in the “Sex and the City” movie as well!

  55. Brook Lynn Chocolate gyrl

    Love J HUD Go Girl!! Bossip Ple*****eeee stop hatin on this girl.

  56. bcan

    well we all know this is photoshopped too but it is a nice cover…

  57. And.....(with 5 dots)

    Now why did they do this to her? It’s a good photo but THAT AIN’T J-HUD! That’s false advertising. I wonder if she approved of this cover.

  58. claroliza

    i just saw the Sex And The City movie and this picture is SO airbrushed. on SATC, Jennifer Hudson looked terrible. She has to be more than 200 pounds. The clothes in the movie looked horrible on her and her face looked swollen because she’s carrying so much weight. Also, the girl can’t act to save her life. it hurt to watch her scenes. i was embarrased for her. i understand jennifer will never be a size 6 or even 8, but she needs to work to get that weight down to a respectable 10-12. come one, j-hud, invest on a personal trainer, personal chef and i’m sure you can look like on your album cover in real life.


  59. This is just a way to trade without having to use money. You don’t want to end up as the girl. A 100 watt of the girl get fooled into believing that the ” Sex is ideal for last year.

  60. Greatestloveofall

    I bet most people on here commenting on her weight are probably the same size of Aretha Franklin, pigging out at Popeyes everyday. She STILL looks better than you nasty hoes.

  61. AM

    I just saw JHud last week (July 4th Weekend) at the Taste of Chicago Festival (Fantasia’s Concert)… the two sang *****’s Baby’s Mama. And believe me, the body on that Album cover sure ain’t the one I saw last week… WTF!


  62. true dive, what the hell are you blabbling about, so its photoshopped everyone knows most of them are, who cares we all know she can sing good.

  63. SwisherSweet

    yall just won’t let a b*tch look good without the BS. Leave her alone

  64. MAKE EM SWEAT

    J-Hud is OK but she aint been that lil since she popped out from the womb!

  65. Shavon Denise

    Looks good to me.. Im pretty sure she has some type of control of her image being that she became famous when she was full-figured anyway. So its her call, not everyone is going to be Jill Scott or Queen Latifah and be comfortable in their own skin, some are going to say “Photoshop that sh*t!”

  66. amazonia

    That dress is from American Apparel and cost like 40 bucks. But I must admit; she makes it look expensive. Well done!


  67. All you weak ***** *****s and fake *****es need to stop hating on Jennifer.she’s in shape and fine as hell!Give a girl the props she deserves,DAM!


  68. sxyqblondie… whats good lady? i am running around today enjoying the weather and taking a swin in the family pool and jacuzzi…. loving it!

  69. Capital Peach

    Photoshopping is common practice, so it’s not like she’s committed some kind of sin. She looks good.

  70. Yung Berg

    This wouldn’t be a debate if this dark butt ***** would learn to pull away from the buffet table and exercise. That’s why i only get down with light skinned cuties like C*****ie.

  71. Got Faith?

    Remember the Barbie with just the head? The one that came with hair rollers, comb, brush, etc.? Well, my sister got one when it was I who really wanted one. She would NEVER let me play with it so one day–I called myself greasin’ and straightening the dolls hair!

    Girl!!! My granmother came creepin upstairs talkin ’bout “what’s in the name of God is that smell?” I got scared and put the straightening comb between the mattress. It started smokin and *****! I was sooooooo scared I peed on myself!

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She knew it was me ’cause I was sitting on the bottom bunk with the doll between my legs–the hair on the doll ACTUALLY melted!!! And part of where the hot comb touched the doll’s face was melted, too!

    You had me ROLLIN !!!!!!!! I swear I cant breathe right about now!

  72. Anderson

    Punk’s ***** just wants to be famous. Jennifer better watch her shine, because Punk’s ***** probably wants it. That girl isn’t attractive in the least bit with her ill fitting outfits. I had to sit through her performance last week at the Taste of Chicago, and baby girl dresses like a slob. No hate, just truth.

  73. maddzzu ( Still *****ed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    God Bless Photoshop! But Jennifer looks YUMMY as hell. Luv the curvzzzz (Big boob Lova).

  74. maddzzu ( Still *****ed for not being in Ebonys 25 Coolest niccaz)

    Ok ok I take back the comment about her stating she seems like she always has breath . Ill hit !!!

  75. Don't mind me

    Wooooow she looks incredible she is incredible I love her

  76. Sammie

    Um…definitely been photoshopped! Sigh…i saw her the other day…um…still solid…no like that cover up there!

  77. BLACK BEAUTY IZ A CUTIE

    big ups to my girl j-hud! u doing the damn thang n they just hate it! hataz heep hatin’ we need people like yall, to let us know yall think we important! photoshpped or not baby lookin’ good!!…go,go, big girl what u gon’ do!…i know dats right!!! one time for the thik chiks! :)

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