End of Days: Man in Uganda Chopped Down 100 Cows, Pigs and Goats

- By Bossip Staff Categories: End of Days, News, Random Ridiculousness

One of our followers on Twitter tweeted us a story about a man, Robert Kaweesa, that was caught choppin’ down a cow. He says that he’ll continue having sex with animals until the day he dies because to many women in Uganda are HIV positive. His neighbor watched him pull his shaft out of a cow. The entire neighborhood held him down until the police arrived.

This Shizzz is Sick

This man can’t be serious. Robert Kaweesa is one of the many sick a$$ people that live on this planet.

Comments

  • Tyboo_5

    WTF…….

  • http://nautysgirl@yahoo.com bklynlady

    WHAT IN THE HEZZELL?!!!

    HOW DO YOU GET A BIG AZZ PIG OR A COW TO STAY STILL LONG ENOUGH TO SMASH IT?!! …AND A GOAT?! GEEZUUUS!!!!!

  • http://bossip Mrs. Glamorous

    THAT’S SOME SICK A** SH*T

  • http://nautysgirl@yahoo.com bklynlady

    HE SAID THEY ARE SO SWEET THAT WHEN YOU SHAFT A PIG YOU HAVE THE DESIRE TO BONK A GOAT?!

    I CAN’T!!!!

  • Negro Please!

    I’m a vegan now after reading this shizz.

  • Bella

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • reese

    the funniest thing about this is the way that everything is described. “pulling out his whopper”?? hahahah wtf?

  • Gimmeabreak78

    I think it’s hilarious that the entire neighborhood beat his a$$ so badly that the cops actually SAVED him. SMH.

  • Re- Just Laugh Sometimes

    The story is gross, but way too written hilariously…”animal driller” and “they thumped him until…”

    LMAO.

  • Re- Just Laugh Sometimes

    I meant to say, “written way too hilariously.”

  • Re- Just Laugh Sometimes

    Nevermind. Nothing I wrote makes sense. All I was saying was that the author of the story was unintentionally hilarious. The end.

  • http://nautysgirl@yahoo.com bklynlady

    LIKE TINY? (T.I’S BABY MOTHER)

    J/K

  • Somali Ninga

    That’s just fu©ked!!!
    This is kinda random but does anyone remember when white people said that AIDS infected humans after an African man “chopped down” a monkey w/ AIDS!?!?! We all that that was bullshit!!

  • loveme lovemenot

    Lol well clearly the man does have a point / I guesss he would rather be safe than sorry lol

  • AHA! AHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHSHADDAAAP!!!!

    No worries, Re. I got what you were saying. Gave me a pretty hearty chuckle too. “They thumped him until…” sounds like the vernacular I would be accustomed to hearing back in the day. Except it would be phrased something like, “Dem did ah TUMP him innah ‘im raas claat.”

  • LISTENUP!!

    MOVING ON RIGHT NOW!!!

  • RbgRiddlez

    Is that a common trait in Uganda?

    urmm i wouldnt think so if the “—->entire neighborhood<—- held him down until the police arrived."

  • Jamillah

    This is disgusting, but not as disgusting as the man that let the horse f*ck him to death. He died of a perforated colon. I wonder if a man can f*ck an animal to death.

  • Miss All That!!

    This dude is Trifling. I see why he has to Bonk Goats in SH*T! Dude look like a walking piece of Poo with eyes, and of course a well shafted whopper!!

  • AHA! AHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHSHADDAAAP!!!!

    Y’all need to get the h.e.l.l out of here right now. ‘A perforated colon.’ LMAO!

  • AHA! AHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHSHADDAAAP!!!!

    I hope all this ‘whopper’ talk doesn’t mess me up next time I go to Burger King and try to order a sandwich.

  • http://www.twitter.com shes_so_unusual

    yall…the story is fake *walks off*

  • nywoman23

    Jamillah

    1/30/10, 13:59:pm

    This is disgusting, but not as disgusting as the man that let the horse f*ck him to death. He died of a perforated colon. I wonder if a man can f*ck an animal to death.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    i heard about that. thats crazy lol. i saw this flick online about this chinese chic letting another chic put eels in her bu.tt. human beings arent that human anymore. where’s the reasoning & morals & limitations. come on. you just dont cross certain borders. yuck

  • keino

    Well at least you cant turn him in to PETA…because he obviously loves animals…lol…lol

  • don't matter

    I ain’t sayin’ I support bestiality but let’s examine how hypocritical we are as humans. Get this – we all agree bestiality is wrong because the animal has no consent, right? But…we all also agree we can eat as many hamburgers & buckets of chicken we want – although the animals didn’t have informed consent for that either. Ain’t none of us ever hugged a cow, ‘splained to them what a double cheeseburger is and then whispered in there, ‘so, yo – you cool with that?’ – nah – that ain’t happened. It’s all hypocrisy – every stinkin’ last bit of it.

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