Random Ridiculousness

- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

This 80 year old die-hard stripper, Tempest Storm, is a true relic:

“I don’t just get up there and rip my clothes off,” she says. Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the “Girl with the Fabulous Front” and told by famous men she had the “Best Two Props in Hollywood.”

She has no plans to retire any time soon:

“No, no. I’m not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I’ve got too many fans that would be disappointed.”

There ought to be a law about this type of thing. Who wants to watch a mummified heffah strip down in “slow mo'”? Yikes!

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  • apple

    I have searched her photo on ” C a s u a l S e e k . C o m ” which is a casual encounter dating site. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?

  • http://GLADITSNIGHT.COM GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    YUK! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF BONES!

  • Lady elle

    @ NegrodamuS

    U ARE NOT WELL..LOL

  • Lady elle

    THING IS IS: THEY ARE TIPPING HER.

    Just think of it guys stuffing dollars in her g-string. Y’all know y’all want to.
    😉

  • The Grundle

    I think I just became Gay

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    Her stage name must be GPS cause she look like a bad road map……..

  • Hannibal

    SHE HAS THE SAME BODY AS AMY WHINEHOUSE!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Don't ever fix your lips like collagen)

    OMG!!! This is awful.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    lol@ Hannibal…..she look like old grapes….

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    Ey Nikk I was wonderin if you would chime in on this one…

  • Mock Rock Star

    Some parts of this world has been “pretty gross” for a long time…

  • Negrodamus Asks(Do you have any black inside you? Would You like Some?

    The Meth Lab in her garage exploded.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    lol@ Negro…this is just bad science…..

  • bree

    ..wow her skin is falling off her back when she is standing still, yet people pay her to dance? wow, when is enough, enough? 😆

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper The( Delicious ♥ ) Ms. Sugar Walls

    my thing is..Who in the hell would want to see her take off her clothes and actually pay to see it without being disgusted and and just drop her a couple of dollars out of feeling sorry for her old ass!

  • abc

    Make an Extra $600-$800 Online

    http://www.rellcash.com

    Make sure to put correct address cause checks go out every month.

    http://www.rellcash.com

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    she looks like someone left a peach out in the sun for about three weeks…..

  • african_4_eva

    She is on YOUTUBE!!!

    …OH.MY.DEAR.GRACIOUSNESS.

    They have vintage footage of her “doing her thang.”

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    back foreskin…..

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Don't ever fix your lips like collagen)

    WyzePro….

    I can see her at Strokers dancing to “Ooh Nuthin'” by Project Pat

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Don't ever fix your lips like collagen)

    Only thing she clappin’ is her back skin like your cheeks on an amusement ride….

  • african_4_eva

    …I’m not hating BUT it’s more comical than anything else.

  • Color Me Beauty

    Wow, I can’t knock granny, if that’s what she wants to do at her age then good for her. I hope I’m still young at heart like that when I’m 80, but not to be no stripper just generally speaking.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e084de98d1f3d8ab064d94a7476117fd?s=80&r=any WyzePro

    She was dancin back when the poles was made of wood…

  • Hannibal

    SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW HARRIET TUBMAN RESCUE THE SLAVES!

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