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I have searched her photo on ” C a s u a l S e e k . C o m ” which is a casual encounter dating site. It is said that she is seeking one night relationship . Is it true?

YUK! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF BONES!

@ NegrodamuS

U ARE NOT WELL..LOL

THING IS IS: THEY ARE TIPPING HER.

Just think of it guys stuffing dollars in her g-string. Y’all know y’all want to.

I think I just became Gay

Her stage name must be GPS cause she look like a bad road map……..

SHE HAS THE SAME BODY AS AMY WHINEHOUSE!

OMG!!! This is awful.

lol@ Hannibal…..she look like old grapes….

Ey Nikk I was wonderin if you would chime in on this one…

Some parts of this world has been “pretty gross” for a long time…

The Meth Lab in her garage exploded.

lol@ Negro…this is just bad science…..

..wow her skin is falling off her back when she is standing still, yet people pay her to dance? wow, when is enough, enough?

my thing is..Who in the hell would want to see her take off her clothes and actually pay to see it without being disgusted and and just drop her a couple of dollars out of feeling sorry for her old ass!

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she looks like someone left a peach out in the sun for about three weeks…..

She is on YOUTUBE!!!

…OH.MY.DEAR.GRACIOUSNESS.

They have vintage footage of her “doing her thang.”

back foreskin…..

WyzePro….

I can see her at Strokers dancing to “Ooh Nuthin’” by Project Pat

Only thing she clappin’ is her back skin like your cheeks on an amusement ride….

…I’m not hating BUT it’s more comical than anything else.

Wow, I can’t knock granny, if that’s what she wants to do at her age then good for her. I hope I’m still young at heart like that when I’m 80, but not to be no stripper just generally speaking.

She was dancin back when the poles was made of wood…

SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW HARRIET TUBMAN RESCUE THE SLAVES!

I’m sure she has more wrinkles than fans…but I guess old geezers need slow lap dances too…y’all young gals move too fast…gonna give a geezer a heart attack

Here are my top ten questions I have for regarding an 80 year ole stripper.

10. Does she wheel her oxygen tank onto the stage?

9. Is there a paramedic with paddles poised to jump on the stage and shock her at any moment?

8. Doe’s her IV’s get tangled when she spins around da pole.

7. Does her Ben-Gay make her lap dance customers eyes tear up?

6. Does she give lap dances or lap sits?

5. Does her hip and knee replacement scares take away from her outfit.

4. Why are there cob web all over the stage when she’s finish dancin?

3. Why does she quaff every time she rolls her hips?

2. Do you find that your medic alert bracelet clashing with your outfit?

1. Why are you wearing an adult diaper under your G string?

lol…right…like she has a choice on how fast she can get undressed……

@ Afiya

Haaaaaaaaaaaa

LMBAO…

@ WyzePro

Yal are crackin me TFU!

Just you forgot the main one….what is that strange cracking/creaking sound?

@ WyzePro

Soundin like an ole coffin from a horror flick.

just sayin…..ole girl got more creases than a ruffle….

@Just Sayin’

STOP IT you gonna give ME a heart attack laughing at your 10 questions!!!

Disappointed?!??! Fans!??! I’m assuming she’s talking about the same gentlemen who used to watch her back in the day…they all have cataracts anyway so they must be going off memory…there must be a sea of those black glasses in the crowd when she performs.

JustSayin……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

@ WyzePro

I couldn’t resist… I had to Google her.

She was bangin a hundred years ago, but now somebody needs put a dryer sheet in her g-string and toss her ass in da dryer!

Moses called….he wants his tip money back…..

WyzePro……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

@ Just….dude that’s hilarity…….she’s been around since makin it rain on em meant you had to build an Ark….

@ Elo

Disappointed?!??! Fans!??! I’m assuming she’s talking about the same gentlemen who used to watch her back in the day…they all have cataracts anyway so they must be going off memory…there must be a sea of those black glasses in the crowd when she performs.

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You got me workin up a sweat laughin…

lol…exactly…the cats she’s dancin for cant see her anyway…all theycan do is hear the whistlin her flappy ass makes as she moves across the stage…

@ WyzePro

dude that’s hilarity…….she’s been around since makin it rain on em meant you had to build an Ark….

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STOP…………………..! I’m use that one.

I’m about to pass out over here…!

She’s like…eleventy years old!!

She should just take all that back fat and have someone pull it back and put a scrunchy on it!

she going hard on her self….up in here lookin like bad fruit….

SHE GOT BILLIE HOLIDAY’S MIXTAPE!

ctfu @ scrunchie….that’s her stage name…..

lmao@Hannibal

Just Sayin & WyzePro

You guys are too much for me today. I need a snack cause I laughed off about 100 calories smiling hard as f*ck at yall…..BRB…have more funnies PLEASE!!!

Stage Names:

Plymouth Sundance

Apricot

Opal

This broad is the Anti-Kells….she’s older than all money

Eeeewwwww….

In her day, Tempest was the real deal. Probably the guys who pay her are guys who were jonesing hard for her back int he 50s.

You won’t really understand until you do a Google image search and see what she looked like back when. An anatomic bomb.

@ WyzePro

This broad is the Anti-Kells….she’s older than all money

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I’m stealin all these lines…. I’ll give U credit for them.

She prolly still tellin her customer, “I’m just doin nis til I get outta school”.

Lol I guess she was “servicing” Al Capone and Lucky Luciano, in Hooverville tents and speakeasies.

I bet she is in every historic picture..Just in the background, hanging out.

I Goo’d her and she was nice looking…I am almost scared that I will become like her when I turn 1,000,000. I have posed like that (Goo’d pics) before….IM SCARED!!!!!

lol….she was obviously the “talent” at the last supper….table dance?

Nikki…fear not…our skin doesn’t do that….she lacks melanin which is why she look like gelanin…

WyzePro….

I had to cover my mouth on that last one…shame….

Like Dr. Scholls?

Nikki…I’mma need to see them pics….for uh..research purposes….

naw like old hospital jello…..

I gotcha

her age IS Google…a 1 followed by a million zeroes

Why does Carrot Top keep changing his look ?

Ya’ll are killin me up here…

her tip jar is made of clay……

@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD

You posed like which picture?

Take a ruler and hold it 3/4 off the desk and flick the end that’s off the desk. That’s what it souned like over here when I read that line.

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Just….I made the same boing….Nikk is the truth

POING!!!!!!! LOL!!!

I just googled her…turns out her parents are pebbles and bam bam…..

Ok, so I googled it too. If she so famous, still making money (still hard to believe) Cant she afford to get that back tighten up a little bit… I mean really, she resembles the Crypt Keeper.

Yall need to stop because somebody is about to come on saying I look the back of a dogs ass

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!Nasty! 80 years old, she should know better….

that means her last name is Rubble

Would somebody tell her that strippin with a colostomy is not cute!

:-/

lol apparently she exchange measle soaked blankets with the native americans

Lol she had the starring role in D.W. Griffin’s “Birth of a Nation”

yall cant get mad…..plastic surgery wasn’t around back then…..

Lol she killed the czar in Russia

lol @ Birth….she look like Erykah Badu’s placenta…

She was climbing the tree, when Isaac Newton discovered gravity

she got enough skin on her back to make an umberella…

She Danced at Adams bachelor party…….

teehehehehehe

she so old she only got one name …..she remembers being interviewed for the Bible…..

She remember when McCain was a baby….

@Just sayin…LOL!!

Thank goodness she goes ‘slo mo” otherwise those choppers would probably go flyin…I am so going to have nightmares….but..I can’t..stop…looking…

Leviticus is her reference….

Question: How many stripper can say they were strippin when the US dropped da bomb on Japan?

I mean come on… She’s strippin and tells her boss I gotta go get my kids, the Jap’s just bombed Perl Harbor! It’s on like popcorn!

she remembers when stick were weapons….

sticks

she still owes methueselah a lap dance…..

When they said “Put it on my tab” they meant the Commandments….

she had a pet dinosaur….

@ WyzePro

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

she is the inspiration for the first ya mama joke

in her day headache medicine was a rock….

her first g string was made of vines….

owner of the worlds only mammoth fur boots…

her family pics look like cave etchings….

she make al sharpton look good

You THREE are LUNATICS….

FYI Jamal would be proud….GET EM….

She was a beautiful woman in her day..

*shudder in MAD DISGUST*

Here are two sad things about being an 80 year ole strippa.

Some guy some where is tryin to hit dat! :-/

Some guy some where is hittin dat!

She gives new meaning to the phrase, “Bone Dry”!

I wonder if her wig ever fell off while she was twirkin it. That would be a sight to see!

She know God’s first name….

lmfao@wyzepro

LMAO@wzyzepro y negrodamas lol

Great, and I have to go to work with these jokes on my mind lol

She’d better be careful. While she’s busy trying to tear the club up, she just might tear a ligament too…

I think I’m going TO huRL

“fans”????? There are some truly sick folks in this world.

LMGDAO @ Negrodamas

I’m about to wet myself laughing at these comments…HIL-LAR-ITY!!!

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

I can hear her now, “Where My Teeth” I’m up next!

Lookin like a shaved Chow Chow.

I heard she be workin dat walker wit the tennis balls on the front and da wheels on da back!

When she gets a tat they have to use one of those wooden needle point holder to pull the skin tight.

when she closes her set she picks her tits off the stage stuffs em in her pits and then goes for the dollars afterward

strippers should not have extra ass skin…….

Damn, Jessica Rabbit let herself go

ewww so sick,lol at “i have so much fans that would so disappointed”.god what fans r those ,they must be sick.

Straight up comedy on here today!!!! Ya’ll have me scaring the white folks at work I’m over here laughing so hard! I’m lovin it! Wyze, Negro and Just, thank you – you totally brightened up a dreary corporate Tuesday for this sista!!!

She was very hot back in her day! She’s had affairs with Vic Damone,Elvis,JFK and Sammy Davis,Jr. She is very petite and had (natural)boobs of 40D and a 21 inch waist and fire red hair. She was married for many years to the Black Cowboy-Herb Jeffries. They married in the fifties when it was very ‘taboo’. The lady has had an amazing life! Glad she still is very active. Be nice!

She was very hot back in her day! She’s had affairs with Vic Damone,Elvis,JFK and Sammy Davis,Jr. She is very petite and had (natural)boobs of 40D and a 21 inch waist and fire red hair. She was married for many years to the Black Cowboy-Herb Jeffries. They married in the fifties when it was very ‘taboo’. The lady has had an amazing life! Glad she still is very active. Be nice!

I’m a firm believer that booby tassles should be taken away when at a cretain age along with the drivers license and the right to use the Express Lane at the grocery store….

All of this was hilarious. I have tears running down my face for real. This lady was GORGEOUS back in her day – when they had no Dr. 90210. This is the part where I usually give the “respect your elders” speech but she IS a stripper so I’ll skip it just this one time. She missed that magic moment when she should have gracefully retired but I ain’t mad at her.