Random Ridiculousness

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

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This 80 year old die-hard stripper, Tempest Storm, is a true relic:

“I don’t just get up there and rip my clothes off,” she says. Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the “Girl with the Fabulous Front” and told by famous men she had the “Best Two Props in Hollywood.”

She has no plans to retire any time soon:

“No, no. I’m not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I’ve got too many fans that would be disappointed.”

There ought to be a law about this type of thing. Who wants to watch a mummified heffah strip down in “slow mo'”? Yikes!

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