boo.

NC is as gay as Al

LETS ALL LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS, WHEN U ARE WITH A WHITE LADY, U ARE MUCH HAPPIER!

Why is Nick’s feet as big as Mickeys? Now we know why they are married….

When you are with a white lady you are 65,456,141,564 times as corny

You crazy Mz Underwood. Mimi can keep him though, he to corn ballish for me:)

I even take my heels off at the Amusment Parks….she is an odd character.

Wow… aint that some ish… Mickey and Minnie posing w/Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber!!! Naw… let me stop w/the snide remarks. Maybe they actually do love each other… LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Damn on second thought that negro sure does have some big ass feet. He just couldn’t talk to me ever though, CORN BALL

Why does Nick have that “help me” look on his face?

Mickey over there lookin like Bentley Fonzworth

SMH at Nick doing the high school dance pose.

Ummm, shouldn’t Mariah be working on promoting her CD?

aww let lil nicki beat the puddy up…he aint never eva gon have it like that again in life once this is over……Nick Cannon uses Pearl Drops toothpaste too….

MsUnderwood you are as bad as I am….u crazy!

NEEEEEEEEXT!!!!!!So over them already!

Nick’s feet are GINORMOUS!!! N-N-NEXT!!!!

I think that those are cardboard cut-outs and they are painted on different clothes at every coming attraction

just cause he wearing a size thirteen dont mean that’s his real foot….he’s an actor….probably stuffed the toes with toilet paper so he can look more manly….

I LOVE MARIAH CAREY!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

SHE LOOKS GOOD AS HELL! AND HE LOOKS GOOD AS HELL BESIDE HER! IT LOOKS LIKE HE BE PUTTING IT DOWN IN THE BEDROOM! SHE IS SMILING LIKE A TEENAGER! I LOVE YOUNG DICK! PARDON MY LANGO, BUT UMMMMMMMMMM

nick got waaaayyy too much wrist action goin on in that tight as nipple hugger shirt he’s wearin

OMG why is Nick’s head so miniature????!

po thang

for real.

They look so damn crazy….Mariah looks like she just got off work at Wal-mart….actually they both look like they work at Wal-mart….

Sugar Walls…it’s not the tall it’s the brawl baby….real brawlers come in all shapes and sizes….aint nuttin like puttin a sista to sleep!

Dang his feet are big, HUMM.

He looks like a little boy wearing his dad’s boots.

@Nikki

‘she is an odd character’

I’ve thought so for a long time and the twirling of the hair…

Who wears heels to a theme park? Of course, she was probably shuffled around the park in a go-cart so I guess it’s all good. Hey, at least Mimi had some clothes on for a change.

i love mariah but she kills me with the 1995-1997 fashions…..

@Nikki Underwood- she’s not white and who died and made you Queen of what is or not Black? Get a life

For real, Mimi is damn near 40. Twirling her hair, posing like she’s still in high school, BFF’s with Mickey n’ Minnie Mouse-this sounds like that Peter Pan fantasy syndrome thing Michael Jackson has. Next thing you know she’ll be building a Barbie Dream Home-for herself!

Mariah old ass trying to have a baby for her and her man, Da Brat.

Nick Cannon=sperm donor

Ditzy, Ditzy, Ditzy…Mariah is one Looney Lady

I hope they with stand all the negative BS, that goes on in these celebrity threads. I like both of them, and wish them the best.

Nick and Mariah sing the song “Hi Hater” by Maino

U c me

Hustle hard Stack paper

It’s alright ya’ll haters

It’s nothing We major

U c me Hi Hater Hi hater Hi hater

U c me Hi hater Hi hater Hi hater

U c me Hi hater!!

lol….she has as much black in her as Halle Berry…more than Alicia Keys….how U know how many blacks they done had up in em?

MC looks good, as usual and Nick is just loving his life right now… I feel you brother, much respect.

I thought her dad was BLACKER (dark skinded) than a mug…

she’s still corny.

@Envy,

Sorry to hear about your big brother

My best to you and your family.

Nick ruined his career with this mess. NOBODY respects him now, he already was struggling for respect before this.

Oh well. Now he will be third fiddle in this three way relationship.

why do i look like i’m 10 years older than nick?

@ WyzePro:

I know because I’m not a dumb-ass like you and the rest of the team-hater crew on here. Both Mariah and Halle have a white mother and a black father. Genetic formation determines skin tone. Alicia has a white mother, and her father is Jamaican, so she doesn’t even have any African decendants.

Aunt Viv..i saw you say hey to me in another blog…heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! sorry i’m like 10 yrs late…

But erm, idk, they just look like such an odd couple to me..how did it even happen?

Childish, delusional, coked-out, trailer trash, ex call girl, tragic octoroon/quadroon/or just plain mixed, fashion victim, from deep disfunctionality, soon to be has been. But I Thank her for her musical contibution.

DAM THEY A LIL TO OLD TO BE AT DISNEYLAND WIT NO KIDS

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NUTHIN BUT SLAPS

This thread has taken a strange twist.

Call me CRAZY, buT does NICK CANNON alwayz forget to shave ? ? ?

@aunt viv

thanks, but it happened back in 2006, nothing to sudden

@crazyA**Rodney

i like your gravatar…i luv dr.huxtable back in the day

Can she just take a picture and stop posing all the time? He looks stupid and she looks fake……….body language speaks volumes.

Man,Mariah has not smiled this much in years-young Nick is cracking that back for real!!!And what makes him corny?Is it the fact that he doesn’t have a bunch of baby mamas,or a jail record or drug history?They are doing things that couples in love do-a man that cares about a woman shares her passions with her.

Mariah is the third and youngest child of Patricia (née Hickey), a former opera singer and vocal coach of Irish descent, and Alfred Roy Carey, an aeronautical engineer of African and Venezuelan descent. Alfred (Mariah’s father) has a black mother and his father is Black & Venezuelan

Erica…how do you know how dumb I am?….what does it take to know one?…..you on here defending like you have a personal stake while we’re having fun joking around…if it’s that serious for you by all means go out and get a life ..dont let me hold you up….

further more…unless I specifically address you dont address me…..

@envy

Still prayin’ for ya

@Erm

That’s OK hon

The “quantification of blackness” thing is stupid.

@aunt viv

aighttttttttt

@ WyzePro

Umm, I don’t need you to address me in order for me to address you. This is an online blog, not a court room, don’t get it twisted. And I know you are dumb based on the words that you type. They certainly do not suggest that you are smart. Lastly I am not defending her; I’m clarifying inaccurate statements about her.

Ok. Why does Nick got on that shirt? He was in Florida and anybody that lives in the South knows its mad HOT down here….

What’s up with the Tim’s. in Florida in 90+ degree heat.

They are so cute together!

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nick and his work boot swag is HILL larious. Nick is younger than her but, he still is not 13, he’s not even a broke 13.

lmao@Negrodamus =”dressing like Jojo” * dead*

nick cannon = her public da brat

if he starts rocking ed hardy, im done.

I just don’t understand.

Well Erica…since you continue to put my name on your post…you should be able to come into an open forum as you say and not get offended…certainly not resort to name calling u did call me a dumbass didn’t you?….where as I did not disrespect you or call you out of your name did I?..in fact you only read what I’ve jokingly posted here you dont really know me do you?…..or how intelligent I am or am not…..dont get your feelings all caught up on the web as I do not really care about the subject one way or the other….keep it movin

Why is he wearing winter clothes in Florida? If this is recent, he had to be burning up in that sweater/sweatshirt. I live in Florida and it’s been in the 90′s even on a rainy day.

I’m crackin on Nick and Mariah dont say a word to you…u come in call ME a dumbass then tell ME not to get it twisted….really?

“What’s up with the Tim’s. in Florida in 90+ degree heat.”

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it was actually cool outside the other day..Raining all day. but it is weird rockin timbs in florida..nobody really does it and the cats that do you probably don’t want to know

not a good look for both of them, they look weird to me but I still hope for them that they are going to beat the odds

Ummm…yeah…ok. Someone get Nick Cannon’s bamma ass a stylist ASAP!

“I live in Florida and it’s been in the 90’s even on a rainy day.”

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lol you fine but a liar..You live in Jacksonville and that’s Southern Georgia. Florida don’t start till you get to Orlando boo

and I’m just saying…why would you personally come at me like that?….real talk…I think thus far i’m still being diplomatic about it cause I could cut TFU and really get into it…i’mma let you pass cause you dont know me……but YOU dont get it twisted…I’m far from dumb and if you can read like you say you can you know by my response that I’m not and it would be “dumb” to continue down that line with me….now….before anybody get’s their feelings hurt…please..keep it movin…cause if you that sensitive about jokes you aint gone like when I get real….

Wack ass Nick Cannon gets no love from the 8 and older crowd. Even my 9 year old cracked on his ass and said he was wack while we were watching that show on MTV.

As for Mariah Carey, I could hardly give a damn about her. She might have had some hits, but her credibility in the hood as far as I am concerned is negative fifty ‘lehm hunnit. (fifty eleven hundred for you dumbasses)

i’mma end it like this….arguing with me on the internet is just like running a race in the special olympics…even if you win…you’re still retarded…

I been over mariah carey she tries wayyyyyyy to hard.

Ya’ll mo fockers are haters. She can go to Disney with her man and role play all she wants. SHe looks great and he is hawt. Die haters.

teeheheheheheeee

Nick Cannon is THE MAN. YOU CANNOT HATE ON THE BROTHER. SPEND HER MONEH. SPEND HER MONEH HOMIE

well regardless if she is of Beige descent, she def got some BLACK IN her..err night..Man NICK! I lovediddid u bay,…man…He said women are his vise no P***Y is your vise. lol DANG she gettin all that good dedicated service!

Her parents probably told her she was “black” as a child and that kinda stuck with her…but she does have European blood running through her (which is what probably causes her to act a bit spacey sometimes)…It’s unfortunate in the black community we have went by the “slave” definition of “one drop of black blood and U’re basically black”. If your parents got together one their own accord and their of different races them you are a combination of them. Anyway, I’m not really feeling that twirling the hair picture…

HATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are the most famous celebrities also the most weird? (i.e. Mariah Carey, MJ, Prince etc)

@ WyzePro

Someone said Mariah was white. That is not accurate, and I clarified it, without even addressing you. When I clarified it, you said:

‘lol….she has as much black in her as Halle Berry…more than Alicia Keys….how U know how many blacks they done had up in em?’

That was very dumb, what does ‘how many blacks they done had up in em?’ mean anyways? Anyway, I will take you advice and keep it moving.

****

OFF TOPIC

READ THIS BI(BLIND ITEM)

This black singer is in complete denial, regarding his sexuality. Insiders consider him a (Homo-Thug)

He was recently in the studio laying down tracks for his upcoming album. He just couldn’t get in the groove; the producer made him take numerous takes and he became frustrated. A crew member call his male lover, and when the lover arrived, the singer got a burst of energy and laid down a few tracks in just one take, singing his heart out. When he recorded a love song for the album, he gazed tenderly at his male lover throughout the song.

WHO IS IT?

Ya’ll know on some real shyt….i hear their marraige is real. I heard they were messin with each other on and off for about 4 years before this wedding thing. Mariah felt funny about it bc he was so young, which is understandable. but they really love each other. My source who gave me this lil tidbit was the best man in the wedding.

Sugar walls, u have just distrubed me with that blind item.

he gazed tenderly at his male lover throughout the song.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOLOLOLOLOL

not ‘tenderly’ !

What a pathetic attention ho she is. I’ve never seen a more mismatched pair, who does she think is buying this?

@ Suga

Ya’ll don’t think its Tyrese right? Cuz i been in love with him since I was 13!

Poor Mariah she always feels she has to pose a certain way and put that comercial smile on smh.. She’s lookin kinda white skinned too lol… and those shoes with those jeans are KILLLINNNNGGG ME!! UGHHH!! Welp hope it works out for her sake not nick’s hes a goober!! lmao

jaheim lol-dont wanna believe it tho

@Sugar Walls

“A crew member call his male lover, and when the lover arrived, the singer got a burst of energy and laid down a few tracks in just one take, singing his heart out. When he recorded a love song for the album, he gazed tenderly at his male lover throughout the song.”

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*dead dead dead*

That negro hit the jackpot

They are both beards for each other…ain’t mad at em though.

All ya’ll talking shyt…but you females know damn well if flava flav stepped to you would go for it!!

Your azzez on here hatin erey damn day..and I stree erey…lol

it was a joke….it was just as funny when YOU reposted it…. it’s supposed to be DUMB..does that make me a dumbass?…correct me if I’m wrong but does that give you the right to disrespect or call me a name?…You’ve never told a stupid joke in your life?….you owe me an apology…..I am still being respectful cause I’m giving you credit for being a sista and wont allow some of these white folks the pleasure of seeing me cut up one of my own online like that..we have enough problems…but in the future lean back and peep before you come at someone hard like that….you really do owe me an apology for that name

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@Joel

How bout NO!! I actually ran into Nick outside of a comedy show and he was cheezin at me mighty hard, I guess trying to get me to say “Howwww u dooooin” But I said hi and kept it movin!! Not every woman is STAR STRUCK!! Im not impressed by celebs they are people just like anybody else

what is so damn wrong about going to Disney???? i love amusement parks. yes, i’m 25 but love them…lOL

plus, for all of you making fun of Mimi for being childsih about going to Dinsey I GUARENTEE you all love to play dumb ass video video games, watch cartoons one in a while and eat Lucky Charms for breakfast. don’t lie now. stop acting like you are FULLY GROWN all time time and never slip into childhood-like moments.

@Sugar Walls,

Is it Lloyd?!?!?

auntie viv

I got another one

Read this

BLIND ITEM II

This distinuished black actor is not the person who he pretends to be. Although he is respected in his craft throughout the industry, He has a addiction he just can’t seem to shake…Blonde prostitutes. Not only does he raid the ecort agencies when his wife is out of town, he also has call girls flown to his flim sets. His wife has her suspensions but she has yet to confront him. People are predicting, within a few years, the couple will be divorced. Hint: The actor’s identity

HE NEVER ONE A OSCAR, and he’s very famous

Looks like a prom picture. Doesn’t look like newlyweds at all.

@Sugar Walls

What was the answer to the R&B Singer?

WyzePro said:

i’mma end it like this….arguing with me on the internet is just like running a race in the special olympics…even if you win…you’re still retarded…

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@ Nikki Underwood,

I swear ma, your comments keep me rolling!

Say what you want about Nick, but being dumb aint one of them. Once this marraige is over, I’m sure he is gonna pull off a Madonna like divorce and get rich off MiMi. Hell, he may be a hit tv sitcom or movie away from trying to be the next Will Smith (They used to say he was corny too).

Also, shout out to Mickey for that pimp pose!

@Blind Item

NEYO????

I am a huge Mimi fan. I have every CD including Litter, opps I mean Glitter. I just have to say that I just laugh everytime I see them together. He look like her help, not her husband. He doesn’t compliment her the way Jay-Z, Nelly, Djimon, Will Smith and Barack do their mates. I don’t mean in the looks or age dept. There is something else missing. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?

Blind Item II

Would that be Samuel L. Jackson?

afiyah

shhhhhhhhhh

and the answer to the first one is Jaheim! LOL

@Afiya

I was thinking the same thing but immediately stamped that out. I don’t want to imagine Samuel Jackson boinking ANYTHING. ewww.

Why cant Sam spread cheeks? Hunh?

LMao@ Nikki

Its just nasty. He was old even when he was young. yuck.

Z….

Why is his hair different in EVERY movie? Like he Lil Kim’

Suga, give us another blind item.

@ SOMER…… IT IS BECAUSE OF THE ROLES THAT HE HAS HAD NOT QUITE GROWN UP JUST VERY GOOFY IT IS HARD TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY ESPECIALLY WHEN HE ALWAYS HAS THAT FAKE EAR TO EAR GRIN ON HIS FACE HE NEEDS TO RELAX AND STOP LOOKIN ALL EXTRA HAPPY IN EVERY PHOTO IT’S LIKE IF YOU SAW STEVE EARKLE (AK.S. JALEEL WHITE) WITH A GROWN WOMAN/ CELEBRITY WOMAN YOU WOULD SCRATCH YOUR HEAD TOO IT’S BECAUSE HE IS A CLOWN HE SEEMS SWEET NOT MY TYPE BUT HE IS NOT A MAN MAN ..YOU KNOW

Mad at MiMi for that high school hair-do and why is Nick Cannon wearing Timberlands in FL…and I know he has on some socks with those…it has gotta be 90 or hotter, even with rain. His feet are cooking in those jammies! Eeeewwww…

Nikki said:

Z….

Why is his hair different in EVERY movie? Like he Lil Kim’

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Right…right…Nik…what’s up with that? and that red hair was just a MESS!!!

They make a cute couple! Congrats to the both. Live your life the way you want to. Have fun, otherwise you’ll be saying coulda, woulda, shoulda.

This Black female celebrity was down to her last penny, when she rebounded. Now she is having finanical difficulties again.

She has no finanical savvy skills and spends her money on frivolous things, she also supports her family and gives her boyfriend money for the hell out it.

She is so resentful and jealous of Beyonce and Alicia Keys, you can see the hatered in her eyes when their names come up. She is also envious of their money managing skills.

She seems intent to keep up with her celebrity peers(mainly Beyonce, and Alicia) Despite being the hole financially.

She has also spent thousands on hiring a dog sitter and a doggie psychiatrist because she heard rich women in Beverly Hills do it.

Despite being attired in designer wear, her clothes always look tacky, and her lack of hygeine had come up on more than one occasion.

She has refinanced her house and has taken out a 6 figure record company loan just to stay afloat, but don’t be suprised when this new infusion of money runs out and she file for bankruptcy.

WHO IS SHE?

@Afiya

My roommates are gay men and they tell me all. The thing is when you enter a man from the back you are hitting his prostate. Pressure on the prostate causes an orgasm much much stronger than having an orgasm by simply being with a woman. I have come across some men who claim to be str8 but want to be boinked up their arses with strap ons.

YES MIMI YES!!! THE TOWER OF TERROR IS THE SHYT!! GO GIRL! They actually look pretty cute in these pics but why the hell does Nick have on those heavy azz Timberland boots in the hot azz Florida sun. Nucca, you probably never need to wear Timbs in FL. And that long sleeve shirt. What are you doing dude? That is the only thing that messed it up for me.

Afiya….

And that curl!!!

Z…

WTFF?? Butt action is good though….

@ Z

I know a girl I used to work with that religiously f*cked dudes in their azz with a strap on. I never understood it but she claimed it got her off that the n*ggas was calling her mommy and begging for mercy. She felt like she was in control.

@ Suga

Is it Ashanti?

Doggie psychiatrist? Poor dog must be bored to death!

IJM….

No pic…no nothin’

HEY does anyone watch SYTYCD? I thinkg Josh (blk dude with braids) is HOMO

@ Z & Afiya

I prefer a man who REFUSES to experiment with anything near his butthole…therefore, you don’t have to wonder if the dude is gay or not.

As far as Mariah & Nick…they look so wierd together. But whateva floats their boat

I had about 3 guys ask me to do it. I refused each time. I’ll prolly do it one day. but i’m scared!!!!

@I’m Just Me

you are fueling my curiosity….

Z….

Okay you have had dude fake out on the bill AND want butt action? Where do you live? I will make sure to NEVER visit!!!

@Z

Yea, I heard something like that… *sigh*

I thought it was the person getting hit that had the orgasm too…is it different when they hit a woman from the back? overies…prostrate…what’s the difference?

Mariah looks crazy and so does Nick.. This marriage is a shame.

Z….

BUTT I mean But real talk i would do it and then extort money from them…thats just me

@ Afiya

The guy who is taking it in the butt has the stronger orgasm

I tried to hit my husband from the back…I ended up on the floor *sigh*

WAIT A F*CKING MINUTE NOW….WHO THE F*CK ABOVE, ERICA I BELIEVE, SAID THAT BECAUSE SOMEONE’S FATHER WAS JAMAICAN THAT THEY HAD NO AFRICAN ANCESTRY IN THEM? UM…WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ON JAMAICA ARE BLACK? FROM THE SLAVE TRADE YOU MORON. JAMAICA AND THE WEST INDIES WAS A MAJOR PORT AND DROPPING OFF POINT DURING THE SLAVE TRADE AND THOSE PEOPLE TOO CAME FROM AFRICAN. BOOOOOO FOR SOUNDING SO STUPID!!

Some people are like Slinkies….

Not really good for anything,

but they still bring a smile to your face…

when you push them down a flight of stairs…..

for the poor ppl who think Jamaicans and Venezuelans can’t be black, consider..every nationality has different races, and all those that are of the brown persuasion had ancestors who came from somewhere originally, just like black ppl here have, care to guess where those ppl came from? Africa? You’re right! Mimi is half African-Venuezuelan

And btw, Nick was rich already before he married Mariah, he’d already come up but he is sittin rather pretty now. If they have a kid and divorce he will definitely get shared custody and child support

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!@Afiya.

You actually made me laugh out loud. omg.

@Sunnydayz…….yeah that is a good one. He doesn’t even seem like a mature young man.

Z, I was tryin’ to play fair…you let me do you and I’ll let you do me…feel me?

*snickers*

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@ Afiya

Well at least you know where he stands on that issue.

@ Z so let me ask you this about your roommates…do they feel they were born gay or once they felt this action, they enjoyed it and didn’t want it to stop? Just wondering.

just cause a guy likes getting it from the back may not mean he is gay. a lot of straight guys like it because of the sensation, and they want their woman to do it. but it does bear questioning how he found out that he likes it..hmm..but that still does not mean the guy is gay; being gay is more than what you like sexually it’s about who you’re drawn to emotionally..the earlier BI about the male singer gazing at his lover says it all!

@I’m just me…

I couldn’t even give him a BJ…he said he got enough of that in college…he didn’t want his wife doing that…hey, fine with me.

Him be ALL MAN!! and I love it!

Honestly I never asked. One is kind of in denial. He won’t really talk to me about it. He has male company and then if i run into them in the house he feels the need to explain himself. I keep telling him I don’t give a shyt. But the other one is OUT THERE! He cool as shyt and his boyfriend is too. I just feel kind of uncomfortable asking him the history of his gayness.

@ Mjoylaw

for the poor ppl who think Jamaicans and Venezuelans can’t be black, consider..every nationality has different races, and all those that are of the brown persuasion had ancestors who came from somewhere originally, just like black ppl here have, care to guess where those ppl came from? Africa? You’re right! Mimi is half African-Venuezuelan

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THANK YOU!!

Ignorance really is bliss, huh?

@ mjoylaw

UMM, I’m sorry but if he likes getting it in the butt…he’s GAY!!

I would like to hear the mens take on that explanation.

history of his gayness….teehehehehe

Afiya….

I had a dude like that too…could pay the boy to let me give brian

@ Z

Oh okay…just wondered. I know quite a few lesbians, but not really any gay dudes.

Those blind items are from the panache report.com. That is actually a very good website. Myra Panache’s blind items are usually pretty hard to figure out but the last few have been too obvious one. The one she posted yesterday was about a Gabby.

@Mjoy

I agree with you. But I think gayness is defined by attraction. A man could like it in the butt but not be attracted to men. so you have to wonder does that man who want me to do it with a strapon also like shemales?

@ I’m just me

I have a bunch of lesbian friends too. Chicks that i knew for years and came out to me late last year, when i cut my hair off. I cut it real low and everyone was like “ahhhh, now i get it”. I had at least 4 female friends of mine admit to be bi-sexual or gay. F.Y.I-I am not gay. I just didn’t want a perm anymore.

the men come in here and see what we are talking about and exit. lol. immediately. hahaha

Z, you don’t think they’re gay if they like to take it in the butt?

Now I’m really confused…

ty

I have been trying to turn people on to her! That website is the bomb! DID I SAY THAT? lol

z

It isn’t ashanti?

damn I leave for a few minutes and this is what the hell goes on?…..

@ Suga

i used to read myra panache, but i get frustrated cuz i could never guess. I don’t know. JUST TELL ME!

@ Wyze

congrats for passing your test. dare I ask what test that was?

Congrats WyzePro *applauding*

Its true. And i went to his concert by accident about 6 months ago. I wanted to say it to him sooo bad.

yay wyzepro

I think Nick’s and Mimi’s babies would be so ugly. ohhh what if one had her shaped face with his smile. Oh my.

@ Sugar, Z, Afiya Z, NU and them

I f*cked a gay in his azz with a strap on. He was nobody to me. Just some dude. Liquor was in effect and he was like do this to me. So I did and he was really enjoying it, bust off twice and all that. He had a girlfriedn. I asked him if she knew and he said HELL NO!! Lived in Flatbush Brooklyn. I never dealt with him again. Did feel bad for the girlfriend though that she had a downlow man

BTW: After that experience I do have a new found respect for the amount of work a n*gga has to do to put it on a lady! THAT ISH IS HARDWORK!

@ Z

Where did these Jaheim rumors come from?

^^^^ gay actually meant guy in the first sentence.

What is the temperature in FL? Why does he have on a sweat shirt? Why do they both have on black in July? Why does she keep wearing heels to the amusement park? Why does this all seem too flaky to be real??? Why, why, why???

UMM, I’m sorry but if he likes getting it in the butt…he’s GAY!!

I would like to hear the mens take on that explanation.

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@Z & Afiya & the other Ladies…

Let me explain it to you as simple and straight forward as this = Ain’t NO STRAIGHT man gonna let you put anything IN or AROUND his butt…

NO!!!! I don’t wanna here it!!!!!

I REPEAT, Ain’t NO STRAIGHT man gonna let you put anything IN or AROUND his butt…

You see what Afiya said happened to her when she tried =

“I tried to hit my husband from the back…I ended up on the floor *sigh*”

YEAH that’s gonna happen to YOU TO – BY REFLEX (not on purpose) followed by “WHAT THE F#CK ARE YOU DOING!!!”… And that sentence MAY begin with the word “b#tch”…

You’ve been warned, and we don’t wanna her = “Oh I was just playing”… No, don’t f#ck up the mood…

@ Sug

yeah it was so weird. It was kind of funny too because i just tried to ram it in there at first and he was like nah, what are you doing, you have to take your time until i open up. So i slowed down. After about 5 minutes i couldn’t do it hard enough. He was screaming and jerking and all that. First he wanted me on top then he took it from the back. He kept telling me to f*ck him and telling me it was so good and whimpering like a girl. Definitely too weird to try again.

Everybody needs to quite haten on Mariah and Nick. So they are married and it looks like they are real happy. I wish them well, and maybe you all need to do the same. So this is her choice of men well that is what she has to live with not you. Leave them alone and let them enjoy their life together. Just be happy for them okay. peace. Mariah hurry up and get pregnant so people can see that this is your true love okay.

You can tell she is sucking in her stomach.

@ Slide

Even tongue? What if it is just tongue? I like doing that, i cannot lie.

Is it me are is Mariah like the female version of Micheal Jackson???????? Come on, don’t you think your a little to old for the Mickey tee shirt???

Dammmmmmnnnnnnnnn his feet are HUGE! I might have to rethink my opinion of Mr. Cannon, now I know why he always has a bad chick at his side.

@I;m JUst me

I just read what you wrote to Sug. I am sitting here with my sweater covering my face, from the embarassment for him. That would make me feel so inadequate. Like ok me sexing a dude got him to scream but thats where its ends. no whimpering or calling for the lord or momma. I am just not “equipped” to do that. damn.

OH dayum Z

Jahiem need the helmet and the short yella?

@ NU

i was 18 and he wasn’t NOTHING to me. Not my man, not a friend, Nobody. Just somce cat I met. I was intrigued I cannot lie. I was young, tipsy and on thast green leaf. Now if that was my man that would be a whole different story.

@ Z…trust me he was calling for the Lord, God, his girl and all that. I guess I can put it down, huh?

@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Still on parole and I’m the first nicca servin’)

Damnnnnnn, don’t worry you don’t have to respond, but damn, do u HAVE to comment on every post, I mean damn, day and night, when I check post the next day, you already have comments from the night before, get a job, get a dick, whatever it is you need. And stop listening to rap, we don’t believe you, you need more people

Question for the males up in here, if any are left.

Has anyone ever been in a situation where they found out they were with a tranny? Maybe at the most inopportune moment? If so how did you react/ handle the situation??

Even tongue? What if it is just tongue? I like doing that, i cannot lie.

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@I’m Just Me (I WISH A N*GGA WOULD)

You trying to make me lose my lunch?

You just made me Yell = “EWWWW” real LOUD at work…

Hold up, though – does your man like it like that? No disrespect, but does he talk effeminate (see Al Reylonds Post) and say stuff to his friends when you guys are arguing like “things are a little tender right now”

For real, holla back…

You’re amongst friends…

Just to chime in. Any man who likes any type of butt sensation; i.e. licked, poked, whatever is GAY! To GAY for me anyway. Not to be too graphic but I was going down on my now ex boyfriend one time and he opened his legs. I swear we had about a two week long conversation about why he did that. I was like I know you did not want me to move towards you a-hole! Of course he said no absolutely not! He was just feeling it that’s all but I still have to wonder, if I would have been down would he have let me. Hmmmmmmm

@ I’m Just Me

now seriously….what man do you think would admit that?

DAYYUUUUUMMM NU

See you done got yourself another STAN!!!

@ Teedy

LMao…two week long. hahahahahaha. that is funny!

@ Z

Just wondering. Trust me….get a n*gga in the right light with enough greenleaf and/ or Tron….he gone talk. I done learned a lot of shyt about men I could have done without.

@ Sugar

No momma, I am neither. He provided his own strap on. Had a box with like 4-5 of them in there with different sizes.

@ Slide

Nope not hubby. He won’t let me even kiss a booty cheek. And if i try…well that is the end of that for the night (well maybe a couple hours until he ain’t mad no more) but i had two exes I did it on.

teehee @ IJM….

Dang stan?

thanks for the congrats everyone…

Oh I know IJM, Dudes talk. They ahve their moments.

But about this dude having 4/5 strapons…umm yeah I am willing to experiment but that would have made me walk out.

im just me’

DID her tenderly bite the pillow…LIKE NEYO? ROTFLMAOOO

@Z

Yeah girl I had to get to the bottom of that sh!t cause at the time we were talking marriage and I needed to know if he liked butt action first. I never really got over that sh!t and I think that was part of the reason we broke up. I just could not live with the questions in my mind. I need a straight up and down MAN who won’t even let you say something about his butt area!

@ Z

well i didn’t see the box until after the fact. He had one under his pillow and that is the one i used. After he cleaned it off all meticulously he went to the closet and got a box and put it back in there. So I presume, if it wasn’t me, he would have had another person. He was prepared for it to go down.

@ Suga

Nah he didn’t bite the pillow but his hands were grabbing ths sheets all rough and aggressively and honestly i really didn’t think i was putting it in like that. I was done when he rolled over and tooted the azz up though. There is really nothing to say after that.

@ I’m Just ME

That looks like it goes down pretty regularly for him.

@I’m just me

I’m to scary to do something like that. I would keep asking him questions, like, does it hurt? Why do you want me in your butt son? Are you sure your not GAY? He would just ask me to leave. LOL

Has anyone ever been in a situation where they found out they were with a tranny? Maybe at the most inopportune moment? If so how did you react/ handle the situation??

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@I’m Just Me (I WISH A N*GGA WOULD)

MOST men don’t give the time of day to women who looks ANYTHING or has ANY type of body part that noticeably resembles that of a man…

When a man sees a woman he wants to see femininity…

*With that being said, that’s why we give you (women) a hard time about being cute… It’s about sexual attraction – Y’all need to realize we (men) are VISUAL creatures and all of that stuff y’all do to look good works… Case and point, What happens when you wear a shirt that exposes cleavage? Whether you got tig ol bitties or on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee – Ok then….

The thought of accidently being with another man, scares the sh#t out of us…

We check for “Adam apples”… And with that being said – If you see us looking at your neck for too long you SHOULD get offended….

So to answer your question, if there is ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER we WON’T holla… That’s a dude’s WORST nightmare, no bullsh#t!!!

lmao @ Teedy

And last weekend at the club, one dude tried to holla at me and when I blew him off, he hollad at the dude standing next to me. So hey….

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AND WITH THIS….I AM OFFICIALLY DONE!

What did the dude do Z…what did he do???

@ Aww man. This whole convo is fukked up. A few years back a dude would rather be boiled in hot butter than admit to liking anything in his butt!

@Slide

You know what. This past weekend a guy said to me:

Guy: “Z, you know you are not as skinny as you think”

Z: “I know, I don’t think I am skinny at all”

Guy: “yeah, you are like a full grown man”

Should I be offended?

He just stared at the man shocked. Thats it. I was disgusted, I had to walk to the bar and get another drink.

@ Sug

Yeah chicks are getting bold now. They will str8 up stare and smile at you and shyt. I be like wth?

@Fresh pair of Gators

My lil cousin was just telling me about a ugly chick his boy way trying to holla at at the club. He was like nooooooooooooo son that’s a dude and she started cursing him out saying nigg@ I’m a girl then she pulled out her tits, but that don’t mean sh!t now a days cause they just take birth control pills for that! He said his boy just left it alone after that. SMH

yeah thats a dude. what chick shows her tits to prove she a chick?

Unless she is so ugly that she gets that all the time. lol

***Mariah Carey

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Childhood and youth

Carey was born in Huntington, Long Island, New York. She is the third and youngest child of Patricia (née Hickey), a former opera singer and vocal coach of Irish descent, and Alfred Roy Carey, an aeronautical engineer of Afro-Venezuelan descent.

You know what. This past weekend a guy said to me:

Guy: “Z, you know you are not as skinny as you think”

Z: “I know, I don’t think I am skinny at all”

Guy: “yeah, you are like a full grown man”

Should I be offended?

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@Z

Sis, what kinda spots you be hanging out at?

You forever be having these “off the wall” stories…

At 22 you’ve had a VERY interesting life…

And with you, I’m quite sure there’s more to come…

To answer your question = Naw, that’s just a wierdo you were dealing with, don’t pay him no mind…

Ummm… Some dudes worry about women being skinny but NOT Black men for the most part… We’d like for a woman to have a flat stomach, but I’ll leave that alone for right now…

The weight thing is something other folks are more concerned about more times than not…

Think about how you see skinny Black dudes with big fat white girls… (*that sh#t don’t make no sense, they could be with Sista why they with her, but that’s none of my business)…

Don’t pay him no mind, you’re attractive… I went to your myspace page the one time you posted it, you’ve got it going on… But (in my honest opinion) you need help picking out men, because you’ve told A LOT of stories about these losers you’ve been meeting and going out with… *btw keep ‘em coming because they’re funny…

@ Teedy, Z, Sug and y’all

He never actually answered the question of are you gay? And when I asked did he girl know he flipped out like how would you act if your man did this. He didn’t seem effeminate but he wasn’t your everday run of the mill thug. He just seemed like a regular cat. So i really don’t know.

This where all the females been talking today. Yall getting straight nasty I see. Some topics:

Strap-ons

Trannies

Gay

Lesbian

and you know it’s serious when a topic includes:

PROSTATE

@Z, SugarWalls and Afiya

I think I’m going to leave work early yall had me laughing so hard.

awlll

It brings joy to me that u had a nice day!

awlll maybe I should do Blind Items all day!

Back in the day I was ultra skinny and me and my girl (not girlfriend….just peoples) was on our way to the Vil (Village in NYC) to get some drinks and laugh and chill. i had my Lil Kim thing going on with the Platinum blode weave, blue contacts, make-up an all that. I am 5’9″ and back then i was like 130lbs. So i guess i could of have the shape of a scrawny n*gga. We was on the train and some dude came up to us like yeah i like y’all (we were dressed provoctive. And to me he as like yeah i like you. But wait…i gotta check for an adam’s apple and pulled my chin up and checked my neck. I was like WTF was that for and he was like this is NYC you cannot be too careful. I was like daxn it is like that in 2001. He was like yes. Needless to say i kept it moving on him.

DID yall see Blind Item on the Jermainre Dupri Thread

jermaine

I love black love. Stop hating. All blacks are mixed.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

how did we go from discussing Mariah and Nick to strap ons and trannies???

Just sayin’

I love Nick rocking the Timberlands like he can possibly look hard posing with Mariah and Micky Mouse.

@ Sug

yeah it was so weird. It was kind of funny too because i just tried to ram it in there at first and he was like nah, what are you doing, you have to take your time until i open up. So i slowed down. After about 5 minutes i couldn’t do it hard enough. He was screaming and jerking and all that. First he wanted me on top then he took it from the back. He kept telling me to f*ck him and telling me it was so good and whimpering like a girl. Definitely too weird to try again.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I had a dude that told me he wanted me to strap up – he was a swinger. I was defenitely horrified. Not to say that I didn’t think abut it for a split second. Thank goodness that was the first and last request from ANYBODY…

@WyzePro

I just came back up here to read the comments…UNTIL…I got to your avatar…if that is YOU….BAY-BEE you is foine!! lookin’ like MY people!

*fans self*

OK, I’m OK!!

*thinking to self…if only….*

BLIND ITEM 5

These two rappers are from the same town, One is married and the other one isn’t. They hang out more than people know behind the scenes.

Last year the Unmarried rapper arrived at a Beverly hills hotel with his submissive girlfriend in tow. They used a hip hop conceirge(that all the rappers use) to order up hookers for a three or four way.

The conceirge sent a slew of “street hookers,” up to the suite, and the couple rejected them. The conceigre eventually contacted a agency and requested two girls.

The girls arrived, and the rapper and his girlfriend was satsified. According to our sources, the rapper told his girlfriend that she wouldn’t be participating in the four-way because he wanted this particular escort for himself and he wanted her to watch. He also suggested that she take “X” and weed to cope. She did as she was told.

When the rapper started sexing the escort, He looked across the room at his girlfriend and demanded that she start touching herself.

Meanwhile the other rapper(married) arrived, he wasn’t interested in the other escort, she was too high maintenance. He called up the conceirge and ordered up a street hooker/ghetto type

A low rent hooker arrived and the married rapper took her back to his suite at the four season hotel.

Meanwhile the rapper’s girlfriend was getting turned on by watching her man sex another woman, and started looking at the other escort, nothing happen, because the second escort wasn’t into girls, and she was secretly glad that the rapper didn’t want a 3/4 way, she basically showed up because she was huge fan of the rapper

WHO ARE THEY?

Blind Item V

Eminem (is his divorce final) & 50?

Dre & Eminem?

OH WAIT…I take that back…I forgot they from the same town.

HMMM???

ti and tiny

cloooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeee

“NIC is as gay as Al”—–{LMAO!}

“When you are with a white lady you are 65,456,141,564 times as corny”—-{That’s the truth!}

“Mickey over there lookin like Bentley Fonzworth” Ha!! You made spit out my water laughing so hard at that one- funny thing is posed like that Mickey DO look like that nucca Fonzworth!!

MIMI has a big booty hole, so does nick!!!!

I bet i can stike four of my fingers in MIMI’s Booty hole

Is this bird Mariah for real??? Her old dried up ass always tilting her head up in some picture looking like one of ‘Jerry’s Kids’ Look at that tramp why is she wearing heels at an amusement park? I hate her!

Nick Cannon is a weasel looking dude why his ears so damned small? And why is his head pointy on top? These two fools are a strange combo….I put more of the blame on her cuz she’s old & she’s a woman if this young dude winds up breaking her bank & breaking her heart she’ll have no one to blame but her self

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *(waving))))

I wonder if MIMI has any doodoo stains in her draws?

That MIMI can sure fart in my face anytime she get ready!

Ms SW…

am I 1/2 right?

Now I’m really thinkin’….. hmmmmm!

no afiiiiiiya I am sorry

Hint is:

they both is from ATL

SW

T.I & Tiny freaky asses~ LMAO

Slide- Sex with you must be real BORING. Tossing a dudes salad don’t make him gay it spices up the festivities.

I’m just me- I feel sorry for you honey, you married a lazy lover. You make your “hubby” sound like a real lame. If I were you I’d investigate just who & what type of folks your man is getting his freak on with. No man is that straight laced & if he aint getting nasty with you trust mother when I say he’s getting it in with someone ELSE!!!

Hey Suga

What were the answers to the blind items 2 3 4 and 5???

Suga Walls- The real question is why does OUR opinion of Mariah bothering YOU?

Is Nick actually attached to her at the hip…like literally? Everytime I see him with her his hands are actually ON her hips.

damn pictures like this of Mariah reminds me of Porky pig’s lady…Petunia Pig!

2

Samuel L jackson

3)Brandy

4) DMX

5) guess who they are

they are from atl

DAYUM his feet big then a mutha!!! He been serving her up like Raheem DeVaughn…that is why she married him…they still corny as hell but she look happy though!

Gel & weave.

@Wyze pro,i think your a nice looking Man,,,,sorry just had to say that,,if that’s you,,,,

i looked at him and then i looked at his feet,dont

matter,and dont mean anything theses days,,,,

i’ll take little feet,and being in love for real

anyday,,then big feet and wasteing my life away,,,,

you said that alicia keys father was from jamaica so therefore has no african in her? are you miseducated did you not know anything about slavery ??! WHAT DO THEY TEACH PEOPLE IN SCHOOL THESE DAYS…WOW SMH…….UM SLAVERY WENT TO NORTH AMERICA, SOUTH, AND THE ISLANDS INCLUDING BARBADOS, TRINI, AND ALL OF THOSE PLACES BLACK PEOPLE DIDN’T JUST GROW FROM JAMAICA THEY WERE BROUGHT THEIR THROUGH SLAVERY WOW GET A BOOK OR SOMETHING

Is she still with that f*cking n*gger?

Can someone please tell me why Nick Cannon is wearing all black and tims in Florida, I know its hot down there cause I just went to Florida, and why is Mariah Carey wearing heals.. I mean damn.. is she really walking around in those things at Disny of all place, she needs to hit up a foot locker and buy some kicks..

This is just stupid…If they really together alright already leave them alone, but the fact that Nick Cannon is even with her is pure comedy…they look like a made up publicity stunt couple…Good marketing tho………

Tossing a dudes salad don’t make him gay it spices up the festivities.

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@Sushi Ma

I never said that tossing a dudes salad is gay…

My joke was in reference to “I’m Just Me’s” past encounters…

“I’m Just Me’s” is my peoples and she knows I was just playing and wasn’t trying to diss her…

If you notice I didn’t answer the question…

Tossing salads is just not my thing… But if other people are into it = cool, whatever floats your boat and to each his/her own…

Well I am 32 years old and I guess by reading some of your post me and my man can never go to Disney World cause we are to old. Are you for real I still like going to Six Flags. WTF Please tell me the age you have to be to stop having fun. I LOVE Mariah I am a Lamb for life. She looks happy and I am happy for her. She Looks Good for her age.

We never got the answer to that blind item #5! Dammit I want to know!

Man,Nick’s timbs are the same size as Mickey Mouse’s feet-no wonder she can’t stop smiling!!

I work in a prison-you don’t know how many men come in saying they’re not gay and by sundown,they’re letting some dude toss their salad and all kinds of other stuff!

They look like the teenage interracial couples in the mall in any suburban neighborhood.. Tayquan and Amy

Wait, people still wear those Timberlands? (especially in the summertime)

not these two fakies!!!

and look at Nick, all in the background acting like he happy he know this is the first he time gettin’ all this publicity

dam nick got some big feet???

@ Teedy

that’s why you have to take a nice hot bath beforehand!

I bet Nick’s feet STABK1 Dem big ass Tim’s he is wearing as hot as Florida it, I KNOW his feet smelled like boiled pig feet!

@Dats My Word. Dats?????? Are you f*cking 10 years old? You sound like a real stupid f*ck and I want to kick your ass!

NOTHIN’ LIKE A NICE LUNCH IN DISNEYWORLD:

who is taking pictures of these clowns. im so tired of their attention whoring ways….

they both look off their meds, they need to stop.

I AINT EVEN GONNA SIT HERE AND FRONT.I LOVE ALL OF MCs MUSIC,BUT THEM TIMS LOOK SO BIG ON NICK CANNONS FEET.HE LOOKS HIDEOUS!!

HI HATER’S……

nick got feet like mickey ……