Chelsea Lately Got Jokes on Bey Bey and Twitter Fans,Tells Beyonce… “B*tch Take a Break!!!”

Posted on February 3rd, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, News, Out and About, Seen on the Scene, Spotted


Bey Bey was spotted promoting her fragrance at the Herald’s Square Macy’s in NYC today.  Looks like those Grammys got Beyonce throwing that break ish out the window.  Speaking of Grammy’s late night tv host Chelsea Handler of “Chelsea Lately” got jokes on Beyonce at the Grammys.  Pop the top to see the vids and more pics.

And not too long after, Bey Bey’s stans started coming for Chelsea via Twitter:

  • ohhhellllnoooo

    I LOVE CHELSEA LATELY…SHE’S HILARIOUS & I THOUGHT SHE WAS ABSOLUTLEY RIGHT ABOUT BEY BEY BEY

  • lala

    LOL!! That was hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing. But she was so right. Especially the part about the taking a break part. LOL o wow. So funny.

  • chai_507

    Yo Chelsea is the best!

  • Google me

    chelsea a big hater.beyonce be so pretty and people cant stand it cause bey is the head bish.

  • beasley

    every body wants her to take a break, who cares, let her do her. damn.

  • Darnesha

    That was too funny!!! LMAO

    I’m not calling no names, but some of these female singer can’t wait for Bey to take a break so they can get a little shine.

  • THIS IS WHY KELLY AND BEYONCE WONT BE IN PUBLIC AGAIN…

    YEEEEESSSSS!!!! She said it! Someone in the industry finally said it! Oh, I luv chelsea handler even more now!

    She just proved how crazy Beyonce’ stanz are! Now what other fans would act like that in flocks? The Beyonce’ stans fuel the haterz! They dont even realize it. People would NOT hate Beyonce’ if her fans werent so over zealous and degrading to every other artist in the business. Thats WHY people hate on her, its her delusional fans that fuel the hate!

    You cant say anything about Beyonce’ without being attacked. Its insane! Someone can say something simple about her like..”Why is her hair like that”, or a joke like what Chelsea said and look what they did. They attacked her on twitter.

    Ciara got worst dressed at the grammys. NONE of her fans flipped out. (I know she doesnt have as many, but she does have die hard fans on twitter. I know them (JoWork ect) NONE of them act crazy, but if you say any little thing about Beyonce its like a sin to them.

    NEWS FLASH: Everyone is NOT a fan of Beyonce, and just because you arent a fan; that does NOT mean your jealous, crazy, a hater, or that you hate yourself.

    Everyone doesnt think her performances are the best. Some people think shes to sexual on stage and its unneccassary. Again, she grabbed her crotch during a family program! She spread her legs on stage in s skirt during a family show. Is it okay because she blamed Sasha? NO!

    Im glad Chelsea called her and her fans out.

    Im sure more IGNORANT black people will call her a racist, or make it a race issue when it simply isnt! Their gonna make it about hate, or being a hater!

    Anything but the fact that maybe…just maybe, the entire world doesnt think shes perfect.

    KUDOS TO CHELSEA

    5,4,3,2,1 Here Come The Stans

  • THIS IS WHY KELLY AND BEYONCE WONT BE IN PUBLIC AGAIN…

    Screen Name “Google Me” has further proved my point. Who’s next?

    It has nothing to do with jealousy, or not wanting her to be successful. People are burned out on her. Chelsea didnt say she isnt talented. She didnt call her ugly. NOTHING!

    She just said things in her performance were unneccessary, and inappropriate. She said she thinks she needs a break.

    So what are you talkin about?

  • THIS IS WHY KELLY AND BEYONCE WONT BE IN PUBLIC AGAIN…

    You dont have to hate on every single singer in the business and degrade them to be a Beyonce fan. You can support Beyonce without degrading her peers.

    This is why people hate on Beyonce. Its not her! Its not anything Beyonce has done. Its her fans. The sooner they chill out and realize that, the sooner the hate will die. As long as Beyonce fans keep saying things like this…

    “chelsea a big hater.beyonce be so pretty and people cant stand it cause bey is the head bish.” – Google Me

    There will always be haters.

  • brandimus

    Chelsea Lately is a very funny show.

    .ima Bey Bey stan, so i shall say no more.

  • http://Bossip kels

    “take a break bish” lol

  • Mock Rock Star

    I like Chelsea and I like Beyonce too. I’m not too cool with a white woman disrespecting her after she broke the record of Grammy Award wins. I still want white people to walk on eggshells when it comes to us

  • honeykay

    I totally agree w/ Chelsea. Take a much needed break B!+@%.–and take that camel with u!

  • I LOVE CHELSEA HANDLER FOR TELLING THE TRUTH

    CHELSEA YOU ROCK AND THIS IS COMING FROM A “BLACK” WOMAN WHO IS TOTALLY NOT A FAN OF THAT PERSON BEYONCE

  • WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD TO BE CALLED A STAN? THAT IS EMBARASSING

    I WONDER IF BEYONCE STANS WOULD BE STANS FOR THEIR PARENTS OR THEMSELVES SMH@ IDOLOTRY

  • Mock Rock Star

    THE BLACK GUY MADE A GOOD POINT!!!

    2/3/10, 22:13:pm

    Beyonce’ Knowles is supposed to be about female empowerment, right?

    How come on wax she allows Jay-z to refer to her has a ***** REPEATEDLY?

    The hottest ***** in the game.
    My old how is better than your new *****.
    my high yellow broad.
    Me and my ***** ect

    He does this frequently. Im sure Jayz means no harm when he does this, but someone like Beyonce who acts so bent on promting female empowerment, and cl***** and not cursing. For her to be comfortable with her husband refering to her like a trophey, or an object is a bit strange and hypocritcal to say the least.

    However, im sure the stanz have an excuse for that. Here they come…
    __________________________________________

    My stan excuse is: I can’t stand Jay-Z and still to this day feel as if their marriage is just a way to settle and stay on top financially. I doubt if she’s in love with him, but hey she’s getting older so, “What’s love got to do with it”

  • glove

    I must admitt, I am definently one of the biggest Beyonce fans I know. But I couldn’t agree with Chelsea more, Bey Take a break Please. I’m having beyonce overload. Even when she’s on break it never seems like she goes away. P.S. I also feel like beyonce secretley feels like if she takes a break she’s taking a chance on someone (Keri Hilson) taking that number one spot because although she may not have the experience, she has the potential. I’m Just Sayin!!!!!!

  • Michele

    I like Chelsea and she does not give a sh!t what Beyonce or her fans have to say! I’m a fan of Beyonce too but Chelsea is f’ing hilarious and its’ just JOKES. Its all in fun dumb people. Sheesh no wonder they call her fans “stans” take it down a bit.

  • THE BLACK GUY MADE A GOOD POINT!!!

    @ Mock Star

    See, I actually think Beyonce’ IS in love with Jay-z. I believe they are in love, but I believe Jayz is all about image, and if Beyonce want *BEYONCE* he probably would not have stayed connected to her for too long. If she would have flopped, he would have moved on.

    Jay-z doesnt keep friends. Ask anyone who was once close to him, they will tell you he cares about one thing, and one thing only…JAYZ AND WHAT MAKES JAY-Z LOOK GOOD.

    Beyonce is a good look! Its impossible not to love someone most of the world loves and admires you for being with.Even if that person would rather see a stage and arena audiences more that they see you.
    #realtalk

  • brandimus

    ahem.

    WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD TO BE CALLED A STAN? THAT IS EMBAR*****ING
    2/3/10, 22:21:pm

    I WONDER IF BEYONCE STANS WOULD BE STANS FOR THEIR PARENTS OR THEMSELVES SMH@ IDOLOTRY
    —————-

    Idoltry?

    Not now, nor have i ever worshiped anyone but God. So because i refer to myself as a “stan” some stupid ish that a silly gossip site made up, is just as silly as the entire site. It’s all for fun. SO stop with the “holier than thou ” act. Please.

    And i remember when Beyonce was taking a break. It was back in 06 when Latoya was number 1 and De Ja Vu was comin up on the charts.

    Bey knows she’s da baddest chic in da game, the proof is in the pudding. Everyone is constantly talking about her. So clearly, we all are interested in her.

    Ppl who aren’t interested in someone, don’t talk about them…they say “Beyonce Who?”

    But the ppl commenting on this blog are none of those ppl. These commentors are cleary very interested in Queen B.

    That is All.

  • lala

    UGH!!! A.s.s.u.m.i.n.g

  • Niasia

    I like Beyonce but Vhelsea it it on the head!! Absolutely hillarious! Oh and Chelsea has no cut cards…lighten up no one is safe with her!!

  • I’mJustSayin

    LMAO. Chelsea is always funny and she hit this one dead on. Take a break b.i.t.c.h. I used to be a Beyonce fan, but her overexposure and hypocrisy are turnoffs. Plus she is a one-trick pony. I’m embarrassed that this far into her career she still resorts to the antics that she does for media attention. She’s too feeble-minded to understand that people around the world who have no personal exposure to Black people infer messages about Black women based on the images they see in the media such as the whorish, oversexualized vamp that she always portrays.SMDH

    India Arie deserved those 6 Grammys so much more than this foolish industry puppet.

  • they killed mike

    I AM NOT A STAN AND I DO ENJOY CHELSEA

    HOWEVER…

    SOMETHING ABOUT CHELSEA DISSING BEYONCE’S WEAVE DIDNT SIT WELL WITH ME…KINDA LIKE BACK IN THE DAY WHEN WHITE CHICKS USED TO DISS ON BLACK CHICKS FOR WEARING WEAVES UNTIL THEY AZZES STARTED ROCKIN IT THEMSELVES. JUST SAYIN

    OTHER THAN THAT, THE HAIR SWINGING AND CROTCH GRABBIN WAS INDEED A MESS. LOL

  • Mock Rock Star

    I know this word “superiorly” might be spelled and used wrong, but I hope U get my point anyway

  • THE BLACK GUY MADE A GOOD POINT!!!

    Im the total opposite; It doesnt bother me that Chelsea made fun of her weave for that exact reason.

    White women wear just as much weave as we do. I cant take it that personally, and she said she wears pieces too…so???

  • Riiiiiggghhhtt…

    chelsea clowning on the stans is comical…she’s hilarious!

  • kingsley

    Why cant anyone comment on beyonce legs.. she has cankles coming up like Alycia keys

  • tean

    Bey you are even starting to annoy the white people, please leave the building. SECURITY!!!

  • http://unFOURgettable Monica

    OMG that was effin hilarious! Im a huge Beyonce fan and I took no offense to anything said.

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    btw,excuse my typos in my previous comment

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    @tean

    She is annoying white people because she is breaking records while white singers can’t compare to beyonce’s vocal talent. No white singer in mainstream right now can compare to beyonce vocal wise or performance wise. Beyonce is perhaps the greatest performer of this generation.

    White people hate to see their people fall in comparison to a black person. They did it with micheal jackson by trying to have the nerve to compare him with elvis. Elvis couldn’t sing, or dance another example of a no talent white piece of shyt. They do with boxers, sports,education etc. White people know that when black people choose to focus we can excel them at anything.

    They can hate on beyonce all they want, beyonce is far to talented to give a shyt anyway.

  • nikki88

    HAHAHA! this killllled me!
    “who knew tina knowles was such a bad spell?” gold.

  • nikki88

    speller*

  • rothschild

    val

    Excuse me if I am wrong but I don’t consider Beyonce high yella.
    _____________________________________________

    damn. i thought i was by myself. but what u must realiz dear that in the “black comunity” anythig lighter than u is refrred to self as “light” and aything darker than self is “dark”.

    had a cocoa friend. god forbis called her “dark”…she was insulted and said no one called her “dark” EVER…now, she’s nia long/sanaa latham hue.

    but in reality…a yella bone is tisha campbell…thats yella fyi

  • T

    I am not a Beyonce fan but I am not a hater either. I actually feel really sorry for her. Even though Chelsea was joking, she was telling the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.

  • miami

    some black people in here love to put another black person down when they on top. put they complain why vanity fair magazine dont have any blacks or latino on the cover for new talented actresses. chelsea was being a racist too, but she covered it be we all know it. but you guys rather put B down and let the white get away with it. especially black americans i dont know why they hate other people then are succesfull. thats why alot of stars like europe or asia, sout america. michael jackson was on top but blacks put him down and we alowed the whites to do the same. michael loved to be outside the states and he’s not the only one. in europe we are proud of other black people that are doing good. i can relate that you guys dont like her. but at the same compare to white folks not alot of black people are on top.

  • gorgeous

    haha, that was funny. chelsea is real

  • Wreckless Driver

    miami

    2/3/10, 23:56:pm

    some black people in here love to put another black person down when they on top. put they complain why vanity fair magazine dont have any blacks or latino on the cover for new talented actresses. chelsea was being a racist too, but she covered it be we all know it. but you guys rather put B down and let the white get away with it. especially black americans i dont know why they hate other people then are succesfull. thats why alot of stars like europe or asia, sout america. michael jackson was on top but blacks put him down and we alowed the whites to do the same. michael loved to be outside the states and he’s not the only one. in europe we are proud of other black people that are doing good. i can relate that you guys dont like her. but at the same compare to white folks not alot of black people are on top.
    _______________________________________________
    Get real! The biggest and baddest get clowned because they are the biggest and baddest. It’s a F U C K I n compliment when it happens. Stop looking for special treatment from White folks,because we clown them just as hard if not worse. The difference is when they do it to us,SOME of us cry like little B Y T C H E S and say “Ooh they’re being racist” No one is above being clowned,so get off that B.S and Grow up.

  • miami

    white people sometimes act smarter then some black people. they smell fire and the want us to dislike or fight eachother this happens over and over again. think about why did chelsea joked of beyonce weave and that she needs to take a break. because she did research. we all know when there an ariticle or pics of beyonce we black people talk about how she looks her fake hair. and we all know about the keri hilson incident she said it first that beyonce needs to take a break. chelsea did her research and she’s talking about the same things. and the white’s are seeing that we fight eachother now some other white people are thinking the same about beyonce. i sometimes go to white blogs and never did they say that beyonce need to sit down but now they are talking about her weave, keri hilson incident. some black people are always fallen for these trapps. wake up!

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    @Wreckless Driver

    Blah Blah Blah, are you done now you piece of shyt bytch? choke on a d!ck and shut the f__k up. I will always defend successful black people, The divide and conquer strategy that whites use on you c00ns doesn’t work on me. I won’t sit back and laugh while some white bytch trys to insult this successful sister.

    F__k you and the horse you rode in on.

  • rothschild

    so many people here makin this a race or a beyonce does need to step down issue when the real issue is the fact that the jkes werent even THAT funny.

    then to call the girl weave out…
    anyways…

    the joke set up was stale, not improv, which made it worse…the racial overtures were lame. at least come with some good racial ad gay jokes. and tell them yourself. why hire scapegoats?

    im just callin it how i see it…

  • mizzJ

    a.s.s

  • PEACE*LOVE&&STARBUCKS

    LMAO i LOVE CHELSEA !!

    ” TAKE A BREAK B**TCH” ahahahha

    I Love Beyonce to pieces but i agree she needs to take a Break.

    iT’S BEYONCE OVERLOAD!!

  • Wreckless Driver

    ouse c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    2/4/10, 00:12:am

    @Wreckless Driver

    Blah Blah Blah, are you done now you piece of shyt bytch? choke on a d!ck and shut the f__k up. I will always defend successful black people, The divide and conquer strategy that whites use on you c00ns doesn’t work on me. I won’t sit back and laugh while some white bytch trys to insult this successful sister.

    F__k you and the horse you rode in on.
    _______________________________________________
    You are a F U C K i n G joke! defending a successful sister,don’t make me laugh. Is Bey paying your rent? Putting food on your table? keeping the heat and lights on in your house? I didn’t think so,so you see what a fool you look like trying to come at somebody OVER SOME DAMN CELEBRITY. You want to DEFEND a successful sister? Try defending the successful sisters who actually CONTRIBUTE to and UPLIFT our communities every day,instead of kissing the a s s e s of people in the entertainment business.

  • rothschild

    furthermore, peep the overall agenda of white media. they gnna sell u rgarding blacks on 2 points: we are sexual deviants and ignorant. animals. thats the stereotype they try and keep alive. every and any image u see of us is sexual or indigent. pay attention from now on. when the black chic won miss usa, they didnt plaster her around. and if she was, she was bikini clad. we are baby mamas and daddys, married or not. chelsea focused on beyonces crouch tug (yes it was startling)and on her wildn out. thats interesting to me.

    let them all perform. but stay about the wits. sure we’d lie tobe in a place where we arent taking jokes seriously, i personally dont. i jst dont like ignorance. i think racial and gender jkes are funny, but based on ignorance. so itd better be funny, or im gonna feel a little, indifferent. thts all.

  • rothschild

    @mizzJ

    she’s not alone. its baffling the contrary.

  • hey now

    sheeed! I hope some of the bloggers are getting their Doctorate because they are writing dissertations up in here!

  • Deirdre B Pride

    I gotta admit I commented about the head banger thing somewhere. It was all in fun and it was funny.

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    @Wreckless Driver

    Lol bytch I feel inferior to white people? that is where you are wrong, I am superior to them. I’m above them, I own a house, own a car, and I am independent…. no chips on my shoulder bytch. I just don’t like white people, and guess what? Most of them don’t like us. The actions of whites in the media even since the election of barack obama is testament to my claim. They are hateful, and constantly have something derogatory to say about the black community. So I fight fire with fire, being “passive” doesn’t work with white people. The native indians were passive, and aboriginals were passive, our people have been passive, the jews were passsive, the asians where passive and whites people stabbed them all in the back with geneocide, theft, and war. Never showed anyone compassion expect for themselves. They don’t care about the pain of others, they only care about their OWN pain.Excuse me for being a realist. Look at what they started in the middle east? a war created by a white man!!!!

    The f__k with white people and the F__k with you bytch. Nothing you say will ever change my view point on life so give it a rest you pathetic piece of shyt.

  • tl

    LMAO- that was to funny. Chelsa is only saying what a lot of people were thinking. Yes Bey is a good performer but that was one of her worse performances. And, she really does need to take a damn break.

  • Marquis de Sade (Clarence Thomas)

    house c00ns

    Lighten up, Mustapha X. In the words of Gil Scott Heron: “YOU WERE A NEGRO, BEFORE MALCOLM”

    All white folks ain’t bad. Hell, they probably sign your paycheck…And white puzzy feels oh so good.

  • Wreckless Driver

    house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    2/4/10, 01:00:am

    @Wreckless Driver

    Lol bytch I feel inferior to white people? that is where you are wrong, I am superior to them. I’m above them, I own a house, own a car, and I am independent…. no chips on my shoulder bytch. I just don’t like white people, and guess what? Most of them don’t like us. The actions of whites in the media even since the election of barack obama is testament to my claim. They are hateful, and constantly have something derogatory to say about the black community. So I fight fire with fire, being “p*****ive” doesn’t work with white people. The native indians were p*****ive, and aboriginals were p*****ive, our people have been p*****ive, the jews were p*****sive, the asians where p*****ive and whites people stabbed them all in the back with geneocide, theft, and war. Never showed anyone comp*****ion expect for themselves. They don’t care about the pain of others, they only care about their OWN pain.Excuse me for being a realist. Look at what they started in the middle east? a war created by a white man!!!!

    The f__k with white people and the F__k with you bytch. Nothing you say will ever change my view point on life so give it a rest you pathetic piece of shyt.
    ____________________________________________

    You would be funny if you weren’t so sad. You own a house and a car,and that makes you SUPERIOR to WHITE PEOPLE? Yet here you are on a gossip blog raging over a comedian clowning a singer! WOW! How empowered you must feel! Bet you feel like taking over the world huh? Get real! I would clown you about this but i am going to let what you wrote do it for me,and live as a testament as to how really messed up you are. The sheer rage that you express over this issue is almost as funny as the illiterate groupies that were on TWITTER. i’M JUST GOING TO WALK AWAY,BECAUSE TOO MUCH OF THIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS.

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    @Marquis de Sade

    Mother f__ker why are you talking to me? if white puzzy feel good go and eat it,f__k it, do w/e you want with it. I don’t f__king give a shyt.

    F_k white people and f__k you, disgusting race traitor. Because of c00ns like you real black men get stereotyped for wanting these ugly white bytches. I don’t want White disgusting puzzy, I rather have a black women by my side then some overweight ugly white hippo.

  • Cali

    I love Chelsea and psychotic STANS will have to realize that Bey isn’t exempt to ridicule just because Bey happens to be their God…

  • Marquis de Sade (Clarence Thomas)

    house c00ns

    LOL! Who said anything about socializin’, Mustapha X? My scenario has more to do with the randomness of life.

    Are you implyin’ that your day to day comin’s and goin’s doesn’t put you in contact with other ethnicities? Talk about Xenophobia!

  • tl

    ^^^^STFU

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    @Marquis de Sade

    I socialize with a lot of asians, and hispanics. I don’t socialize with white people, I pretend they don’t exist. Does that answer your question? When they talk to me I keep it moving.

  • house c00ns defending a their m@s$a instead of one of their own…typical once again

    I Don’t suffer from xenophobia If I don’t mind having contact with asians, and hispanics. I just don’t like white people, other ethnic groups are fine by me.

    Anyway I’m going to bed, I have work tomorrow.

    And f__k white people, and f__k this chelsea lately bytch. Yeah I said it, and I don’t give a f__k who likes it or not. later.

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    I like Chelsea and Beyonce, but Chelsea is wrong. I don’t know, but I’ve been getting the feeling that she’s a bit racist lately. She’s always saying something negative and making jokes about Black people. I’m not being overly sensitive neither. She has black comedians on her show and they never make jokes about Jews. It should be a two way street.

  • QUEEN

    BEYONCE PERFORMANCE WAS BORING & A WASTE OF 5 MINUTES DAT I CANT GET BACK!! SHE IS SO DRAMATIC, 4 NO REASON! SHE COPIED JANET JACKSON RHYTM NATION THEME. BUT D THING IS IF SHE GONNA HAVE D SWAT DUDES ON STAGE…. WHY WERE THEY JUS STANDING THERE. BEYONCE PEFORMANCE NEVER BEEN 100% GREAT. SHE TRY TOOOOO HARD 2 B TINA TURNER, BUT SHE NEED 2 FOCUS ON BEING BEYONCE!

  • ChelseaRocks

    Yo Chelsea almost made me pee in my freakin pants. HILARIOUS! That trik is freakin funny! LOL! Man I hope she read the twitter that Solange wrote about her sis. I would love Chelsea’s take on that.

  • COOKIE DOE

    @BRUH GET A LIFE STOP DEFENDING SOMEONE WHO DOSENT EVEN KNOW THAT YOU EXIST.LISTEN HERE FIELD NEGRO THAT BISH NEED TO TAKE A BREAK POINT BLANK PERIOD EVERYBODY SIC OF HEARING HER YODEL AND SHAKE.

  • COOKIE DOE

    @ THAT BLACK GUY MADE A GOOD POINT ITS EVIDENT THAT JAY Z LIKE GIRLS HE CAN MANIPULATE AND CONTROL.THE BOTH GOT ONE THING IN COMMON THE BOTH DUMB AS A BAG OF HAIR.

  • miami

    so some of you think beyonce need to take a break and give others chances. thats why the other races are on top, the continue doing their thing. why should beyonce make babies or take a break. you guys think like some blacks, doing nothing, yeah thats right lazy and making babies. who will tell their child to sit down and let give others a chance do their thing. i wouldn’t say something to my child. time to take a break will come when that person need it.

  • miami

    @cookie doe and wreckless driver, you guys are so dumb. period. go lick those white asses. i bet you guys have no selfrespect.

  • jiangleia

    Someone told me…
    eurorichs.com.. is where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as me:)

  • Sydney™

    I’m still laughing. . .I’ve never seen Chelsea take on Beyonce (but I enjoy her show when I’m able to catch it), but she was hilarious. I guess I missed the crotch-grabbing, yikes. Also, her description of the Bey stans who can’t spell is a classic. “Yup, yup,” lol. (Maybe she has read some of the posts on here, hmmm.)

    “Yo, Chelsea, you just be hatin’ on Bey cuz she look better and she be rich. Bey fo’ life!”

    Oh, and I guess I also missed Jay-Z referring to his wife as a “high yellow broad.” Interesting. She picked a real winner.

  • Anele

    Obamas love Beyonce , you voted for Obama . I’m done here . BEYONCE FOR LIFE !

  • COOKIE DOE

    @MIAMI IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER RACE I WOULD SY THE SAME THING ABOUT ANYONE WHO IS OVERRETED AND OVEREXPOSED.

  • COOKIE DOE

    @REAL BLACK IS CHOCOLATE WELL SAID THE MEDIA USES TOKEN NEGROGS TO MAKE US THINK THAT THEY ARENT DISCRIMINATING AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE ITS ALWAYS A MIXED BLACK GIRL WITH EUROCENTRIC FEATURES TO REPRESENT BLACK WOMEN AS A WHOLE AND THAT IS SAD THOSE GIRLS DONT REPRESENT BLACK PEOPLE HOW CAN THEY WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE WHITE GIRLS(MYA,BEYONCE,VANESSAWILLIAMS HALLE BERRY,MICHEAL MICHELLE, ALICIA KEYS, MELISSA FORD,)AND SO MANY MOREI CANT NAME ALL PASS,THE BROWN BAG TEST.

  • HaleyB

    I like Bey but she is truely over-exposed to say the least. I just wish she would give the public time to miss her, like Sade. she comes back every 7-8 years still singing strong and looking good. Maybe Bey believes that she needs to get the money now, she definately don’t have to worry about that because who else do we have who can take her place – NOBODY! So Bey needs to take some time off, spend time with her family and then come back in 8 years. PLEASE!

  • http://Bossip.com jjj / Proud Jamaican

    Chelsea is funny. …and I agree with her.

  • Divine

    I can’t see how anyone can ride or die for a person who could careless about them LOL!
    To be honest…

    I would never be a STAN to no man/woman…..
    That’s really lame

    Chelsey is hilarious! LOL!

  • chai_507

    Chelsea Handler is a comedy who has made her mark by being jus a lil bit crass. I respect her gangsta in coming for such a high profile entertainer. If you see the show all the way to the end she also comes for Lady Gaga- an upcoming star, and Elton John, A TRUE legend. Making people laugh is the job of a late night host–that’s why Conan is no longer one.

    Beyonce said she was taking a break. She didn’t keep her word. She got clowned for it. Will she be ok? Yes. Will this be news on Friday? NO.

  • Divine

    Truth is, Beyonce is competitve. She didn’t win the big award, ‘Album of the Year’ Grammy. That’s the one she really wanted, even though she won so many other.

    Since she lost to Taylor Swift, she’s going back in the studio to try to win it.
    That’s the truth.

  • kisses

    @ mizzj Chelsea isnt alone or ugly she is dating the head of E! She is funny she makes fun of everone no matter what color they are.

  • real black is chocolate f’ck fake azz bullsh’t!!!! real nikka aka Gmen

    @THE BLACK GUY MADE A GOOD POINT!!!

    Our president is not black!

  • Rich Rich

    Ok…Chelsea did say some thangs that are true. Bey should take a break or she is going to end up crazy. Everyone will end up hating her 4 real and it ain’t gonna be pretty. I do feel sorry for her. I didn’t know ppl could hate on an individual this much. It’s not her-its her organization that keeps pushing her in the scene-but she has the last say so. I think she is great but it’s too much.

  • DC Cowgirl

    I LOVE this woman (Chelsey)

  • http://perryone779@yahoo,com a rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

    DAMN YOU CANT EVEN HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS B.. WHAT THE FUC-!! CHELSEA NEEDS TO SHUT THE HE** UP , I WOULD RATHER SEE BEYONCE’S FACE THAN HER UGLY AZZ FACE!

  • ChocolateGold

    It took a white person to say what we’ve all thought in her heads, beyonce needs to disappear for a year or two. she needs to go play at being a wife, come back with a new look because I sure am tired of the same honey blond weave, ill fitting, bedazzled house of dereon cheap clothes and get some real song writers to write decent songs for her. this work horse needs to be put out to pasture for a minute. i am so so so sick of seeing her everywhere and i ain’t knocking her hustle but damn!

  • Ashanti

    I think Beyonce should actually listen to Chelsey ( and not her delusional fans). She has enough money, awards, etc. to take a break and enjoy her success. She won’t because she is too insecure (and greedy). She feels if she takes a break, it will be a take over.

  • Educated Chic

    HATERS AT IT’S BEST!!!!! HATE ON HATE ON…..

  • prettyfaceAKA

    Well that’s what happens when U don’t listen…the public has been saying…”please take a break”…now people are talking really slick about her…they even attacking her family members…she should give someone else a chance to shine…go out on top…don’t make your fans turn on you…stay out the limelight for 4-5 yrs…Chelsea was wrong for all this…

  • http://twitter.com/morena3210 miss nicky

    lmao! damn chelsea went in on her!! wtf.

  • shay

    OMG THAT IS WHY I LOVE CHELSEA!

  • http://CLANIER@TBSDDP.COM C LANIER

    There are always a long line of NO Talent half dressed cupcakes waiting to get a chance. The sad part is if they are not beautiful, a particular body size and a particular complexion they will not receive the attention regardless of how much talent they may or may not have. Music is all about selling an IMAGE>

  • Elana

    It is really sad how so many black women are on here agreeing with a racist, dog face, looking white woman that is attacking a black woman.
    That is the reason why black men, and others do not respect some black women because some of you are so foolish,and fickle, with no loyalty to your own race. Mind you, I said,”some,” not “all”. Some of you are so happy that she clowned this successful Black American woman. Some stated,”I love, Chelsea.” When, will Black women
    stand up for their own race like white women, and hispanic women. Our race, and your children will never advance because of you.

  • Flip

    As Blk Pple, can we ever afford to take a break when we have an opportunity for success?
    The success of other black female artists should not be dependent upon Bey’s failure. It’s ultimately up to the public; to buy their CDs & concert tickets. It’s wise for Bey to keep making that cash until SHE is ready to stop or until the public stops supporting her. Historically white folks have called us lazy and or unqualified. We have an AA president who is questioned, criticized and disrespected like no other pres before. We don’t need a white woman trying to tell a black woman that she’s working too much. Let’s not participate in perpetuating the disrespect.

  • White Rob

    Also nothing racist went on during any of the skit. NOT EVERYTHING IS RACIST.

    Thanks

  • leoglamvixen

    Whoa! It’s deep in here…
    Should we only agree with white people if what they have to say about a black person is positive? what if they’re making a point that is not only valid but agreeable?

  • leoglamvixen

    If it wasn’t for Beyonce you STANS would have nothing to do with your days…

  • real black is chocolate f’ck fake azz bullsh’t!!!! real nikka aka Gmen

    Elana

    AMEN

    brothers lost all respect to black women today!

  • cookie

    Yes Ms. lately is right about beyonce.Everybody puts her in the spotlight me personally I think Jennifer hudson can sing better than and dream girls proved it.She need to go and take a break and give jay-z what he wants a child and let someone else have the spotlight for a while.

  • Ara

    @ ChocolateGold

    Who the bleep cares what white folks say or think? If it was up to white folks your butt would still be in the cotton fields picking cotton and massa’s bed wench, or riding in the back of the bus and giving up your seats to white passengers, or going into the back door of business establishments or peeing in a cup (like Dorthy Dandrige) because Blacks were not allowed to use restrooms in the establishments they were hired to perform in etc. Bey is successful and white folks never like to see you more successful than them. Don’t tell me that is the past, these whites are same ones that hate Obama for no other reason than, he’s a black president in the White House. You better learn to think for yourself and stop letting them brainwash you. You don’t have to like Bey, but why hate her for what she does? She’s doing her thing. You see how quickly they turned on Tiger Woods, he was beating them at a game that they thought was their own, since we dominate all other sports. Well …. except hockey.

  • leoglamvixen

    If a Black person says something negative about her they’re a hater. If a white person says something negative about her they’re racist. So…this must mean she’s perfect and that no one can have a negative opinion about her otherwise its a poor reflection on themselves?

  • IDONTLIKEU

    AMEN!

  • Ara

    You can’t tell me anything about white folks, racism goes beyond neighborhooods etc, it is embedded in the institutions (FBI etc.) of this country. As far as the cotton fields, should’nt have been there in the first place …. idiot!!!

  • GO AWAY

    people want her to take a break bc too much of anything is OVERKILL!!!! jesus go away, take a vacation or something come back in a year or something.

  • Ara

    neighborhoods*

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    @White Rob
    HOW IS A RETARD TELLING SOMEONE TO LEARN SOMETHING? AND WHAT DOES A POST ABOUT BEYONCE HAVE TO DO WITH OBAMA? TAKE YO AZZ TO STORMFRONT

  • Ara

    Comedy my a**, when Jamie Fox made jokes about Miley Cyrus they had him on television apologizing to her, and Kanye still feeling backlash from that Taylor Swift fiasco, with her boring country singing azz.

  • White Rob

    u fool. the poster 2 above me mentioned obama

  • Ara

    It’s always one of them …….

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    @White Rob
    YEA, BUT THE PRIMARY REASON WAS MONEY.

    (MY BAD ABOUT THE STORMFRONT THING. I’M HYPED UP ON COFFEE AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TROLL)

  • real black is chocolate f’ck fake azz bullsh’t!!!! real nikka aka Gmen

    obama not black

  • hiya

    not to be mean, but some of these beyawnce stans are the stupidest people on the frigging planet. this broad hasnt really released any new material in years. all her “new stuff” sounds exactly like her old stuff with yelling at different parts of the song and now with new and improved crotch grabbing get a grip. I also agree with the article from about a year ago that stated that fans of her music were amongst the dumbest people. she really gives you nothing to think about. boring, this broad best go away and come back with something hot, because her stuff has been lacking heat since her first solo album. and yeah take jz with you! chelsea is absolutely right no matter how you spin it and I dont think she is trying to make us black people fight thats comments from dumb black people get over it. sheesh.

  • hiya

    you stupid stans keep padding her pockets and she wouldnt even spit on you if your life depended on it. it is obvious she only cares about getting her daddy that money since he takes 25% out of every deal.

  • wackaflacka

    beyonce is the most talented woman in the game right now. chelsea lately can keep all that to herself she sounds like an idiot. so when rockstars swing their heads around a bunch of times its ok? NO. she was feelin the music get over it. i want to see her get up there and do all that movement and her vocals still be on point. haters. ugh beyonce def doesnt need a break she’ll take a break when she wants to get out of her business

  • leoglamvixen

    she also made fun of gays and david hasselhoff. No one cares about that tho…

  • Cantria

    We can’t be mad at Chelsea, she was telling the truth. Hate it or love it.

  • Mic

    I don’t see why we should be so “proud” of Beyonce when when she carries herself in a way that does not uplift the image of women of any color. She is acting more and more like a street walker. She seems dumb to me. Not intelligent. I came up when Diana Ross was at the top of her game with only “half the voice” of a Beyonce but double the personality, class, and intelligence. She never degraded herself to get ahead and she gave the white girls a heartattack. Beyonce is just sad. She should just go away. How she got all those Grammies is truly a mystery. Her music is so tired, and uninspired.

  • Britchick91!

    u cant deny it chelsea is funniiii

  • Pat

    STOP ALL THE HATING! DO YOUR THANG BEY, DO YOUR THANG!!!

  • Sticky-n-Sweet

    Beyonce is like Jesus, chocolate sundaes, Obama, fried chicken, and perms with lacefronts to some women. For the life of me, I will never understand why people defend celebrities so hard. Like Beyonce would be going hard for you on Twitter if Chelsea decided to turn her famous wit on yo azz? NOPE!

  • http://www.SoldieressChronicles.com Soldieress Chronicles

    Love Beyonce, but I’m riding with Chelsey on this one…please take a break- I need one too!

  • Chicago

    i love chelsea i really do, but she need to shut the f*ck up, never when a white woman works hard and reaches a certain status does people come out the woodworks trying to bring her down, but oprah and beyance get hate from all directions, it needs to stop or we need to start attacking white women.

  • ll

    The was funny. I love her.

  • http://aol ebonieladi

    On the subject of comedy. Showtime has 2 good
    shows coming on tonight. @ 8PM they have
    WHY WE LAUGH- Black Comedians on Black Comedy-A detailed account of the evolution of Black Comedy. And at 11PM they have PAUL MOONEY-It’s The End of the World. They are also showing the Original Kings of Comedy tonight.

  • Chicago

    i love chelsea i really do, but she need to shut the f*ck up, never when a white woman works hard and reaches a certain status does people come out the woodworks trying to bring her down, but oprah and beyance get hate from all directions, it needs to stop or we need to start attacking white women.respect my sisters that handle they bidness

  • Tuesday’s Child

    This word hating must die. People do me a favor and step up your vocabulary game for 2010.

    Other words you can use are:
    Nonchalant = not caring either way
    Opinionated = refusal to see it any other way
    Misinformed = bad info, false info, etc.
    Careless = giving info that cannot be proven
    I mean, these are just a FEW. Go to http://www.thesaurus.com for a host of other words to use besides “HATER”. It’s become so cliche, it’s lost its meaning.

  • Kayess

    These words hater and hating must die. People do me a favor and step up your vocabulary game for 2010.

    Other words you can use are:
    Nonchalant = not caring either way
    Opinionated = refusal to see it any other way
    Misinformed = bad info, false info, etc.
    Careless = giving info that cannot be proven
    I mean, these are just a FEW. Go to an online dictionary or thesaurus for a host of other words to use besides “HATER”. It’s become so cliche, it’s lost its meaning.

  • GAPEACH

    I COSIGN WITH CHELSEA! SHE WENT HARD ON BEY!! LMAO!!

  • Bruh

    BTW, Cookie “Doe”

    GED is n-o-t some new hiphop boy band,
    so don’t go to the record store looking
    for it. Ok? (stupid trick)

  • Felicia

    bit@h

  • Newlife

    DAMN IF YOU DO WRONG, DAMN IF YOU DO GOOD! CHELSEA NEEDS TO SIT HER SARCASTIC NON-FUNNY SELF DOWN SOMEWHERE. SHE’S BEEN IN TV FOR 2 SEC’S TO CRITIC ALL ? BEYONCE CONT’D ON DOING WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, AND KEEP THEM TALKING BUT AND KEEP MAKING THOSE HITS, GOD IS BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY.

  • hey now

    @Sydney

    Oh, and I guess I also missed Jay-Z referring to his wife as a “high yellow broad.” Interesting. She picked a real winner.
    ————–

    I missed that too!

    CO-sign anyway ‘tho

  • hey now

    BA-DONK-A-BONK KILLED ME!!!

  • Listen Up

    Have we forgetten that this is Beyonce’s JOB? Her life goal? Her dreams? She would a fool to stop now.

  • Not.trying.to. hear.it

    COME ON IT WAS FUNNY… BEYONCE NEW WIG LOOKS GOOD ON HER BTW.. SHE LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.. BUT JOKES ARE JOKES..SMH AND SHE DOES LOOK CRAZY HALF THE TIME SWINGING HER HAIR AROUND THE STAGE SLIDING OFF THE POLES IN HER BATHING SUIT OR WHAT EVER U WANT TO CALL WHAT SHE WEARS.. BUT SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL TALENTED GIRL THO..

  • Strawberry

    Im tired of seeing beyonce. Thats why the industry gave grammy headlines to taylor swift, because everyone knows beyonce is a diva but they are over her. She is over saturated and getting older in age time for the next big thing. Sorry beyonce stans (psycos). Weave on fire lol.

  • ReachForWisdom

    @BRUH

    Well said! Your comment can apply to a lot of the people that claim to despise the woman named Beyonce. The blood boiling envy is extremely transparent. They are way too passionate about someone they don’t like and especially that they don’t know. To the extent that they are cheering a jealous-hearted white woman on dissing a sister? Hmmm, Willie Lynch all up in here.
    Just skimming through the comments I almost feel like defending the sister Beyonce myself, just because she is a person who has worked hard for what she has accomplished. It has nothing to do with being a fan either but everything to do with humanity. But you my brother nailed it. Thank you.

  • JC ‘o Bklyn

    She’s under 30; Bey that is. With her stamina and plus the unpredictable music industry, she should try to perform and collect all the millis that she can.

  • JBoogie

    Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z are narrasists who love attention. They are not going to leave or take a break from the industry until they can no longer sell records. Beyonce is to paranoid somebody else may get some attention.

  • impriss00

    ps and the only reason ppl want her to “take a Break” is b/c they Hate to See continued SUCCESS!!

  • LeoGlamVixen

    @ Kayess

    I’ll co-sign that! LOL. A negative opinion about Beyonce makes one a “hater.” But negative opinions about Chelsea and her skit (for entertainment purposes only) doesn’t make any of them “haters?” Black comedians have made comedic references to Beyonce and destiny’s Child. Hell, one said she looked like Seabiscuit with the weave. Are they racist or haters? You guys are a trip. There’s plenty of other worthy women and causes to bicker over. Are there any other black women who are actually positive role models that you can defend? If educated, positive black women were over satturating the media like she is maybe you’d have a few to name. Obviously the media has done its job, you are all the products.

  • LeoGlamVixen

    @ impriss00

    I don’t believe that. I’m all for success and empowerment. Does only being in the military make me unsuccessful? Or another black woman “hating” on Beyonce? If I eat mac n cheese everyday for every meal I would grow tired of it and you would too, probably. That is all these people are saying. Over exposure over a long period of time has made them grow tired of the same old thing. Why does that mean they’re jealous? Boredome with any one thing is the reason any other television show gets cancelled. Because they were once entertaining and after an extended time they were not any longer.

  • At the office

    Bey Bey is a ghetto name-who named her that! Further more the name happens to be tagged to a black female which I think is racist. Everybody knows 90% of Bey-Beys is a chick from the hood that is a rat. Then Bey get on stage and shows how degrading black women can be-she is the reason black women are sterotyped (coochie popping, big booty shaking, and etc). Bey please stop. You making black women look bad. It doesn’t take all that!

  • dijah nicole

    LMAO!!! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! BUT TRUE!!! IDIDNT LIKE BEYONCE’S GRAMMY PREFOMANCE EITHER! LMAO SHE COULDA DID WAY BETTER!!LMAO@SINGLE LADIES WILL NEVER LISTEN TO IT THE SAME AGAIN

  • LBCER

    Why would she take a break now? She better rake that moneyin as long as she san. Lazy muthas.

  • MzFitt

    Put that bottle down Chelsea

  • http://facebook.com/ggoodei ggoodeimc

    Who ever said something about Beyonces vocal talent…no no no…there is no talent nor control in her vocals. Its called echos, autotune, vocalization…I have heard MCs sing better than her.

    Nuff said.

  • Kenny

    LOL!!! Take a break before you have a nervous breakdown

  • http://facebook.com/ggoodei ggoodeimc

    @JBoogie

    I concur sir…because some of these comments look real suspect!!

  • Kenny

    Some of you are crying as if Beyonce is paying your bills, but she is not only her own with your money. Beyonce is a stranger to all of us… all she is doing is embarrassing us!

  • JANET JACKSON IS BETTER THAN THE THREE STOOGES AKA BEY, RHI AND GAGA

    I like Chelsea and I think people need to focus more on the real talent : AMERIE

  • Bran_Dizzle_

    I love Beyonce hahaha

    But Come one! You don’t really think Chelsea is serious. It’s only part of her act people

  • Bran_Dizzle_

    *Come on

  • FACT

    Chelsea please continue to speak the truth and not worry about these pathetic Obsessed people who pretend that they can’t tell when she speaks that she is semi-retarded, whorish, with a medicore voice. Keep it REAL and dude was right on about her bubby referring to her as a B*tch when she is SUPPOSED to be about female empowerment. Take a Break to get your GED Bey!

  • Shemander

    I have never liked Chelsea. She is borderline racist…I don’t care if she is a comedienne or not she needs to sit her tail down…talking about flurcking her way to the top…the bish married the owner of the network. I say YOU need to sit down trick.

  • facingreality

    Yes, Bey may be a pretty woman but she is ignorant and straight up hood which is why she is with JZ! Bey doesn’t have the conversation nor mindset to keep a real brotha happy, because when it comes down to it she is no different than Whitney chosing Bobby.

    Everybody thought Whitney was wholesome and pretty and couldn’t figure out how she ended up with Bobby until she became a crack addict….ummm

    Most of Bey so-called Stans are people who blog for her father. They are on the payroll and their primary job is to defend her. Like Chelsea said they can’t spell. And yes, Bey needs to take a break but Bey knows better than we that most of her ‘stans’ aren’t real.

  • Monica

    @ Mock Rock Star

    I love you!!!! Thats super funny, I want them to walk on eggshells too

  • Bruh

    FacingReality said:
    Most of Bey so-called Stans are people who blog for her father. They are on the payroll and their primary job is to defend her. Like Chelsea said they can’t spell. And yes, Bey needs to take a break but Bey knows better than we that most of her ’stans’ aren’t real.
    =====

    Again, with the “stans”. Do you honestly
    believe what you wrote? That people who
    are commenting favorably on Beyonce’s behalf
    are on the Knowles’ payroll??? Ok, whose
    payroll are those bringing all the negative
    statements on? Are you all so silly, that
    you think a grown a.ssed woman like Beyonce
    is that under the thumb of her father? The
    same ridiculous statements get made about
    Venus and Serena! These ladies are not still
    13 and 14 year olds seeking daddy’s “approval”.
    As for the spelling comment, you’ll see
    grammatical and spelling errors all over the
    Internet, regardless of who is being discussed,
    so that too was lame, in trying to apply it only to Beyonce fans. Still, if it makes you
    feel better, to knock Beyonce and her fans,
    feel free to continue to do so. It obviously
    is doing little to hurt Beyonce. BTW, what
    are Janet fans, and Mary J fans, and Whitney
    fans, called?

  • OMG!

    “It multiplies our powers – I have the strength of 10 drag queens!” That is officially the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

  • JC ‘o Bklyn

    @JBoogie
    You meant to write Jay and Bey are *narcissist* instead of *narracists*, right? Narrasist, i don’t think, is a word.

  • glove

    KERI HILSON! JASMINE SULLIVAN! JENNIFER HUDSON! FANTASIA!MONICA! KANDI! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2010!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!! If your tired of beyonce then when these people albums Drop you need to support. Another very understated singer is Lil mo….these people can SANNNNNG!!!

  • glove

    @DIVINE…you said it …that’s the bottom line. and thats it

  • Ugh.. Beyonce

    It’s apperant a few of you black folk in here are overly sensitve….. It’s time to get a threapist.

  • http://www.heavenhollywood.com heavenhollywood

    LMAO I LOVE I LOVE IT AND THE PEOPLE HERE ARE RIGHT. HEY I’M A MAN I LOVE LOOKING AT BEYONCE BUT THESE PEOPLE WOULD DIE FOR HER LMAO AND BEYONCE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW YOU ARE ALIVE AND COULD CARE LESS LOL “BEY”? LMAO SO YALL ON FIRST NAME BASIS? HAHAHAH CHELSEA WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND SHE IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL ALL THE STANS GETTING MAD LMAO OMG WHUT ARE YALKL GONNA DO? JUMP OFF THE LEDGE EVERYTIME SOMEONE DOESN’T LIKE BEYONCE? HERE IS A NEWSFLASH TO ALL THE BEYONCE STANS ALICIA KEYS IS THE QUEEN. SO GO KILL YOURSELFS

  • bluekid

    @ Mock Rock Star
    I totally agree, it one thing when we put a sister in her place it’s another when some jealous racist red neck crackling cracker come out with the haterade! Let the dumb bytch Chelsea come at my a&&, I whoop her a&&. I can spell Chelsea cracker crackling bytch.

  • mimi321

    LOL….Chelsea is hilarious AND right. I just like most people enjoy Beyonce’s music…hell, its damn catchy, but sit down somewhere sometimes! goodness! lol

  • Cookie B.

    LOL with a “BIG OLD” HA HA! Beyonce, needs to go on and sit down for a while. She’s made enough money and she has enough fame. She is very well recognized so, she can “cop a squat” and take a little bow. Have some children, honey, you deserve it. Beyonce needs to enjoy being out of the spotlight.

  • Cookie B.

    Not hating Beyonce fans but ya’ll need to tell her to move on to the next phase in her life. IS SHE SCARED HER KIDS ARE GOING TO COME OUT LOOKING LIKE JAY-Z. NOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND IF SHE DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE KIDS FOR THOSE REASONS, LOL…

  • Jenny

    I’m a Beyonce fan, but that ish was hilarious!!!!!!!!

  • Cookie B.

    It is Beyonce’s job, but my goodness, can she show us how to really vacation after working so hard ten ” dog-gone” years straight?! I’m quite sure with her talent she can pick it back up. I think she addicted to the attention.

  • http://bossip mybaad

    i played it twice.. it was hilarious.. wish she woulda said sumthin about boring azz… ummm whats her name??.. oh yeah t-swift.. wit her boring performing azz.. boo. i say bOO! LOL

  • Haitiangal

    I love beyonce but chelsea didn’t really say anything offensive, she was telling the truth. Beyonce does need to sit down for a while and let US MISS HER.

  • Cookie B.

    “Absence Makes th Heart Grow Fonder”, guys. So Beyonce fans, let her go on a little vay’kay. You want to miss her a little bit, right?!

  • sh

    ‘wind beyonce’ needs to sit azz down somewhere. she is a tired performer. ‘jesus take the wheel – drive wind beyonce somewhere’

  • http://bossip.com too cute

    that was funny,she talks about everyone it’s not that serious,its just a joke, most of her performances reminds me of a stripper

  • Cali

    How about we all take a long unpaid break from our jobs before we demand that Bey do the same…..

    Think not!

    Keep making that paper Bey!

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    Lo

    Can you read? I don’t care how much black people make fun of white people. How many black people make fun of jewish people? they’re completely untouchable to people who aren’t jewish. i’m not too sensitive. 1 of my favorite comedians is sarah silverman who uses race in her comedy. at least she’s actually funny though.

  • Vern

    OMG, is she serious? She is funny!!! But, it’s true.

  • Miss 21

    She’s a good artist..no doubt..but ppl do worship her and im tired of every female artist being compared to her..U can be talkin bout Jennuifer Hudson n ppl say o she ain no beyonce..like Come on..

  • Pluto

    Chelsea needs to lay off that bottle of Henny. She looks like a dried up old white woman.

  • candygirl

    love that chelsea, beyonce should leave the raunchfest at home for one album then see if it sells, if she could get the numbers on her voice alone. that would be interesting

  • CheckMeOut!!!!

    Sorry, but she’s not funny. SMH. Her stand up didn’t make me laugh at all. The second clip was better but it’s because there were other people and not just her. And I don’t even buy Bey Bey’s sh it!!

  • FACT

    Damn funny. Keep it up Chelsea, “Take a break B*tch” LMAO!!!!!!

  • Jazzy

    F CHELSEY SHE HAS NO CLASS AND ALWAYS TALKING SIDEWAYS ABOUT PEOPLE.

    BEY CARRIES HERSELF WELL AND HAS SOME RESPECT.

    WHO GIVES A DAM ABOUT THIS 2 MIN PUPPY DOG?

    SHE’LL BE SITTIN ON HER COUCH IN 2 YRS BEY WILL STILL BE ON TOP!

  • Jess

    H-E-Y……YALL NEED TO CHILL…..AND THAT’S THE TRIPPLE TRUTH……RUTH……LOL (SAM JACKSON IN “DO THE RIGHT THANG”…LOL…………AND IN THE WORDS OF THE JOKER ON “THE DARK KNIGHT”…..”WHY…. SO…. S-E-R-I-O-U-S SON?…LMAO…I am a fan of Beyonce, but everyone is intitled to their opinion….chill,,,,Love Yall (Dallas Texas) 1

  • Jess

    Sorry I spelled entitled wrong…..I was typing fast :P

  • LeoGlamVixen

    @ Bruh

    Was that a dissertation or what? LOL. Keyboard was on fire after that little rant huh? Maybe you need to take a break too, riding coat tails must be exhausting…..(sort of like your post)

  • C

    I so agree with Chelsea. I’m ’bout sick of that no talent broad too. Please go away.

  • TRiniFEEVA

    Lmaoooo Im not a Beyonce Hater, I like most of her songs BUT Chelsea is HILARIOUS!!!!!! OMg Im dying lmaooo tears streaming down my face!!! I have even more love for Chelsea now OMG lmao

  • Your time is over

    Beyonce is just the hype of the moment, and she will be thrown to the side soon. Seriously, if your performance starts becoming all about bootyshaking, and swinging your weave or looking like a stripper, it’s time to take a break. I think she’s also scared that if she takes a break, and tries to come back, she will be forgotten by then, and that’s why she’s trying to do everything at once.I’m team chelsea.

    If people are so tired of her, then stop supporting her, she already has all the fame and money, what else does she want.

  • for real

    I wonder if some of Beyonce’s worshippers get paid, because they come in full force when anything is said about their god, even if it’s true, talk about deception!!!!

    Winning 6 grammys mean nothing, because it’s not about talent anymore, it’s just about whoever seems popular. Chelsea reading what some of the twitter message, says a lot about the kind of people her followers are.

    Beyonce will never come close to, Celine Dion, Sade, Tina turner, mariah carey etc, real talent. There’s a difference btw class and trash, bcos money can’t buy class.

  • Sweetness

    Beyonce will never come close to, Celine Dion, Sade, Tina turner, mariah carey etc, real talent. There’s a difference btw cl***** and trash, bcos money can’t buy cl*****.

    You crazy She signed a 300 million dollar deal to perform in Las Vegas for 3 years. Mariah Carey is played with that jumping from label to label and not even cutting it record sales wise. Beyonce does belong in the arena with Celine Dion, Sade, Tina Turner, Cher, Janet Jackson. Now for having class, Beyonce has class she’s a performer that has won countless awards, been on every magazine around the world, it means nothing to you because maybe you have no talent, but for being in the industry, it means a great deal, because EVERYONE wants to win a GRAMMY AWARD, it means your a decent performer and vocalist. So what she shakes her behind, wears weaves, wigs, flirtatious outfits that’s all in being an entertainer (to entertain the masses) everyone cannot be the same. Now if people are tired of her that’s one thing. But don’t knock someone down because your not cutting it or feel jealous because your not seeing or making her cash flow. A great deal of people think Taylor Swift deserved her GRAMMY’s she does for the music she wrote and being nominated for representing COUNTRY music but not for album of the year. That hands down belonged to Beyonce. But to all you haters, keep hating because your making her richer for sure!!!! And keep in mind money means a great deal when your doing something you love and appreciate rather it’s performing on stage or selling real estate on Wall Street. The bottom line your getting paid to do what you love. BUT if she had no class why would Keri Hilson, Alicia Keys to name a few try to mimic Beyonce.

  • White Rob

    IM THE MAN

  • DA_TRUTH

    F_U_ Chelsea,You insensitive gasbag. You need to take a break for infinity so we won’t have to see your prune faced azz on the bobtube spewing your dry azz jokes anymore. You might think people are laughing at your jokes, but the FACT is they are more than likely howling about botox the clown (<— you) making an azz of herself in front of millions. You keep on making haters and your career will come to a halt quicker than you think. You WILL eventually F_ _ k with the wrong one! Can't wait!!!!

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