Monday, July 21st, 2008
Which One Would You Hit??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Akon and Jim Jones were busy at the video shoot for Three Six Mafia’s “That’s Right” in New Jersey over the weekend. So of course we must ask, between these two buzzards, Which One Would You Hit??
Check more pics including DJ Paul and Juicy J just below.
Last night, Jay-Z was on stage with Memphis Bleek at the Mark Ronson concert in Glasgow, Scotland. Peep those pics under the hood.
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Ha! I’d tell them both to kick rocks…
first and neither!
IT APPEARS AS IF DUE TO INABILITY TO SELL RECORDS, MEMPHIS HAS TURNED INTO SOMEWHAT OF A “HYPE” MAN IF YOU WILL. NEVER THE LESS, HE STILL LOOKS GOOD. NEVER MIND OLE’ JIMMY AND ACORN, I’LL TAKE MEMPH. THANKS.
first!!!
Neither!
Oh good, I’ve been wondering where the weed carrier – oops my bad Memphis Bleek has been…
Ok, he’s still holding it down – representing the R-O-C….
neither..neeeeeeext
damn sweets stole my thunder lol jk and im wit u on that note. i dont dig jim jones “grandfather time in wife beater” swag, and akon might throw me off the stage lol
Dirt Angel can get it.
Not Akon you couldn’t even fin him in a dark room.
Jim Jones…….with a baseball bat!!!
and wats wrong wit Jim Jones pants? he look like he just woke up…terrible
Neither. Both look quite frightening.
Erm….
Whats wrong with JJ’s pants….he has had them on for 8 days str8. Good Morning.
HEY!!!!
hmmm lookin at Jim again
HEEEEEEEEY NIKKI!! *wavin*
Corona’s and a gas can…perfect combo….ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP….
LMAO @ they look frightening…wow das harsh!
I’ve got nothing against the brothas, but neither are my cup of tea.
Im’ma have to p***** them both up, although let me know when I can get a shot at so Camel love. Holla
And for heavens sake Dirt Angel you are old enough to work a belt use it.
I’ll take Jay-Z please.
AKON IS A GOOD LOOKING BLACK MAN. AND GOD BLESSED HIM WITH TALENT. I WOULD RATHER NOT SLEEP WITH NEITHER. AND THE OTHER GUY DOESNT LOOK HALF BAD. AND WHEN YOU SEE THEM WITH A WHITE WOMAN ON THEIR HAND. YOU GO WHY. WELL THE SISTERS WOULD NOT SHOW THEM ANY LOVE. I WOULD TAKE AKON OVER FLAVOR FLAV.
Akon looks like the burnt stuff at the bottom of the oven….sorry.
JJ looks like the greasy stuff you find on the top of the stove…sorry.
Juicy J looks like the fly that keeps landing on the stove…sorry.
DJ Paul looks like he misses Gangsta Boo
Bleek looks like the straw that broke the camels back….
nikki….
Akon looks like the burnt stuff at the bottom of the oven….sorry.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *faint from laughter*
eww jim jones looks like he has bad body odor
I’ll p*****…
well…
Akon looks as if he’s bathed his face in a vat of chicken grease courtesy of Kansas Fried and ole JJ of course has that Dirtbag/Pig Pen/I Roll Wit Muh Pit Bulls Thru The Forest/They Call Me Yuck Butt Cuz I Don’t Wash How’s About A Lil’ Scrub S*****e,so I’m gonna have to say NEITHER FOR $200 PLEASE!
@NIKKI U …. HEY GORGEOUS WHERES THAT PIC THAT SETS MY DAY OFF? HOW ARE YOU? YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL THIS MORNING MISS U!
NEITHER!!! FIRST OF ALL AKON IS A NASTY MAN, HE HAS SEVERAL WIVES AND HE USES NO CONDOMS WITH EITHER OF THEM, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE NASTY GERMS HE’S BRINGING BACK AND FORTH UGGGHHH..AND JIM JONES IS LIKE A HOOD RAT….
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “”"”"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m”"” ” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. JIMMY!!!
aside: Nikki, clean your damn stove.
I KNOW YOU CHICK LYING LIKE HELL…. THAT YOU WOULD’NT HIT THESE NIGGRZ!….. WHY AM I HERE!?
glok9n…..
Hey glok9n…I dont know Ive been jacked and last week I was blocked so I guess Im cool with just posting
candi….
Not my stove…I dont cook.
OOH I KNOW! TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO MY LOVELY SISTAZ!
I’m picking Jim, I like that dirty boy look sometimes….
@finesseyoswagger
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rollin <—- omg about jim jones!
DAMN NIKKI,I WAS GETTING SO FOUND OF YOUR FLICK! CYBER JACKING IZ *****KED UP! ILL JUST THINK OF HOW YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A YOUNG JAYNE KENNEDY, ILL BE AIGHT!
wow nikki, u proly the only sista i know who cant cook….
<— confused & confounded
mandah…i thought she said she DONT cook, not that she couldnt….i dont cook either but i can
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….
Cant or dont? I dont have any kids and when I cook stuff I hate to eat left-overs/freeze food and I hate to waste food so I just dont cook….
GROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*CK YOU BOSSIP!!!
I WOULD SO LET JAY Z SMASH THOUGH!!
BUT YOU WERE WRONG FOR AKON AND JIM JONES. ILL!! IT IS APPARENT SOMEONE ALREADY HIT THEM WITH THE UGLY STICK!!
PULL YOUR *****IN PANTS UPS!!!!..I FEEL BETTER NOW…WHEW
NEITHER EWWWWWWW
I heart JAYZ
HEY GLOK9N!!!
glok9n….
Thanks glok…Im hip to her and she was very pretty.
@Nikki, Bossip hatin *****es not letting me put my gravie up either, its cause we’re pretty….watch out ERM, Bossip don’t like pretty girls….
Lauren….
You know I know….I wannna see your chunky baby face
Make an Extra $600-$800 Online
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Make sure to put correct address cause checks go out every month.
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I WOULD HIT JIM JONES ANYDAY I LOVE HIS SWAGGER
I would hit MYSELF for even thinking about either one of them. Ick.
I really want JUELZ, so I can’t have Jimmy, but Akon HELLLLLLLLLLLL NoOO…………..Jim Jones is sexy….he just alawys looks scruffy(not dirty) when he is all shaved he really looks good like in the first pic. What happeed to Bleek he was tough!!!
and Jay-Z (ill)no hating im just saying lol
LAUREN AND NiKKI
I DON’T SEE MINES EITHER. SOMEONE IS PLAYING HO GAMES!!
HOW ARE YOU FEELING LAUREN?
I meant (always)
I WOULD HIT JIM JONES ANYDAY I LOVE HIS SWAGGER
Jim Jones is sexy….he just alawys looks scruffy(not dirty
I’m picking Jim, I like that dirty boy look
sometimes….
Dirt Angel can get it.
I just don’t see it!YUCK!!!
But hey, some folks LIKE a little dirt and funk…
1st thx erm for ur 2cents…
and on to nikki if u don like to eat leftovers cook smaller portions and stop being lazy, u kno damn well gas cost too much to be eating out every night.
I GOTTA GO GET TESTED AFTER LOOKING AT THIS *****.. JIM JONES LOOKS INFECTED.
You know I know….I wannna see your chunky baby face
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Hee Hee!
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!
Damn food police!!! Why cant I eat out? You need to get over it….
“Now c’mon, who gives a damn when you can’t afford the turkey or ham
Livin’ off of Raemon Noodles, beef jerky, and Spam”
-Bun B
GET OVER IT
NU
Wow bossip…how are you going to call them buzzards and then throw it on us & ask who we would hit? mmmm hott mess!! Neither…gawd. Jim Jones already looks like someone’s pervy uncle and we know that Akon IS someone’s pervy uncle.
neither of the two
NO finesseyoswagger IM NOT SAYING I LIKE DIRT AND FUNK WITH A NICE BATH HE WILL BE GOOD TO GO LOL
BOSSIP,
WHY HAVE YOU NOT POSTED THE PICTURE OF HALLE BARRY’S BABY. IT IS AT PEOPLE.COM
IM JUST ME !HEY!I SEE YOU IM LATE.. YES, SISTA SEE…. IT ALWAYZ GOOD TO SEE YOU !
Neither one of them and they both need to pull their pants up.
Grown a$$ men walking around looking stupid.
Whatever happened to good posture, good grooming and walking with some type of dignity?
Has anyone ever really oberved how these men have to walk in order for their pants not fall to their ankles?
I am one for fashion but all fashions aren’t good, no different then when women were walking around with their thongs showing.
smdh
@nikki
Damn food police!!! Why cant I eat out? You need to get over it….
“Now c’mon, who gives a damn when you can’t afford the turkey or ham
Livin’ off of Raemon Noodles, beef jerky, and Spam”
-Bun B
GET OVER IT
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are u serious? while im thrilled that u have the free time to quote bun b, i dont give a rats hot ***** about you having dry ***** pockets cuz you too damn lazy to cook. maybe thats whats wrong wit ur ***** now, u aint had a home cooked meal in God knows when.
but hey thats u, and p.s. ive been over it ;o]
To Bossip – please no more pictures of Jay-Z. I just threw up my breakfast after seeing his pics
Hahaha
NOTICE HOW THEY MADE JIM JONES SHAVE (NOTICE HOW WHEN HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAR, HE LOOKED LIKE A SCRUFFY BUM, AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE THE VIDEO SHOOT, he doesnt have the scruffy beard no more)
Akon is a tar baby. On top of that, he’s hideous and he hunches 14 year olds and throws kids off stage. That’s crazy behavior. The other one is cute enough, but those tatoos are a turn off. They scream, “I’m insecure!”
and people saying akon is oily he’s African..a Liberian princess like myself can appreciate a little greasyness either that or ash and I can’t stand an ashy brother.
NEITHER!
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….
Maybe you’re hungry because you’re a rampant lunatic. Dry pockets? I feel sorry for you…are you the pocket police too?
Is it me…does anyone else see this?
after seeing how Akon can handle a chick.
Akon ALL DAY!!!!
something tells me that even using condoms with these two wouldnt save me a trip to the clinic in the morning therefore ill p***** on both.
I wouldn’t hit none of them. Jim Jones always looks dirty and Akron has like 3 wives and now he doesn’t even like to talk about them. i guess the w***** life took control.
Yikes! Neither! Bossip u so wrong! Hov on the other hand or my baby Andre 3000 yes. Akon with his infected self—I’ll p*****. And Jim too dirty!
Somebody tell Jim Jones to pull is f*ckin’ pants up, and stop rockin’ that gay prison s*****… Or swag… Which one is it, Bossip? I get confused…
(A n*gga just get confused sometimes…)
@nikki
dont be mad cause u dumb as hell quoting bun b like i was gonna sit down and cry about it.and since we quoting, “ho sit down”. like i said thats yo *****, maybe u gettin mad cause u know its true. take a nap trick with ur hating *****. you never have anything positive to say about anything so trust i wasnt expecting you to. and no the only one who sees “it” is you cause ur a lame ***** broad.
…pocket police,trick what are you 13?
A) Akon (AKA Greasy Lyin’ Old Man)
B) Jim Jones (AKA “Boy you [look like] stank, take a bath”)
C) The above are an excellent example of why I date girls.
I choose C.
Jim Jones is fine. I’ll take him.
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!…..
You are so sad and lonely. You know what…Im going to dine out this evening and toast to you…it will go like this…
(Gl***** held high)
“To the people of the world that cant afford to kick it like NU….I say step ya game up”
YUCK=NEITHER
Um…I just had to comment one more time on how Jay can SOOOOOOO GET IT!
yall crazy jim jones looks good just throw him in the tube first and its all good looks like he can ***** 2 (hells 2 tha naw for akon)
everybody always talks about how filthy jimmy looks but i’ve still always been attracted to him…he looks more clean in this pic so he’d get it now more than ever from me!!!
already@itsmesuprise
Best managed u should have a fixed spread because fixed investments over cant are safer. Check out u before you start making crazy behavior. I’m here to share with you free a damn.
Which one would I hit? Good question I’m gonna hit Jimmy boy upside his head for wearing his pants too damn low. ALso that is not a good pic of Agon he needs to take that duerag off his eyebrows. They both need a hint, get a makeover.
@nikki
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!…..
You are so sad and lonely. You know what…Im going to dine out this evening and toast to you…it will go like this…
(Gl***** held high)
“To the people of the world that cant afford to kick it like NU….I say step ya game up”
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riiiiight. since when is mickey d’s “dining out” what you gonna toast with? Grape drank?!?!
how about this…ima stay home grill me some steaks and have a nice lil gl***** of wine. when i make a toast it will be to dusty ***** broads, such as yourself, who live above their means. all ther tricks, skanks, hoes and skalawags who are in debt and denial. here’s to you raggedy ***** ;o]
oh…and hoe..stay down ;o]
NEITHER
If jim would pull up his pants a bit and buckle his belt, then him.
I like that laid back look for some reason.
Dj Paul and Juicy J are a couple of doucehbags
…Jim Jones, surely you jest!…
.
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….
Come on “Mickey D’s”? Get outta here lame. Since when was Wild Irish Rose something to eat with steak?
Bree(Check me out!)
Akon is a tar baby. On top of that, he’s hideous and he hunches 14 year olds and throws kids off stage. That’s crazy behavior. The other one is cute enough, but those tatoos are a turn off. They scream, “I’m insecure!”
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What kind of self hating uncle tom house negro a$$ comment was that? You sound stupid if you are even black. Then you other dumb house negroes wanna act like ***** like this doesn’t exist. HERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT THERE ARE SOME BLACK PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE WHITE SOOOOOOOO BAD.
Anyway, here is my PREFERENCE:
1. Memphis Bleek
2. Akon
See how it’s done? I didn’t have to call Jim Jones a puss colored light bright stanky breaf half breed mutt or anything like that! lol
who said anything about will irish rose? ***** sounds like its your drink of choice since you brought it up, low cl***** *****. and yes mickey d’s, if you going out to eat every night like you have implied then im sure u cant aford ritzy resturants everytime. unless of course the rent and bills aint paid in that case keep on , how did u say? oh yes… kick it like NU…
theres now way you could be working full time at a reputable company as much as u be on bossip. u like the only person who has commented on every f^cking blog. but hey do you. ;o]
Neither.. Jim always looks dirty and Akon sounds like a Conehead.. Like I can imagine us having Conehead no genitle touching sex.
Mandah? chocolate raaaain!…
Do you remember how this started? It was you being inquisitive about my 1-2, please just don’t care. You seem to be a low life that eats well at home because you have a ‘credit card’ to do so. Go and fix your steak for dinner…I had one for breakfast and please for the sake of getting a *****in’ life vamoose. You are a petty mongrel that need not be in existence…
*lookin back in this thread*…
Nikkster what happened?
*****s mad cause I dont cook…..
weeeeeeeeeeeeeird….wth are they mad for?
some ppl cook, some dont….what a world…
anyhoo, talk to u manana nikki…im goin home
@ b.sl … too funny!
See ya l8ta Babe….gotta do these phone screens….
Jay and Memph could both get it!! I love me some Jay-Z and Memphis Bleek is a super cutie! Don’t sleep ladies!! But Akon and Jim Jones?! HELL NAW!!! Ewww…
I’M ROLLING WITH JIMMY
everybody always talk about how he looks like he stink but on the flip side, I’ve smelt some fancy dressed people that were MUSTY as hell. Do all thugs have poor hygiene or something?
all u b&tches saying neither knows very well when u see this dudes face to face, u will be sucking their d*cks!!!u
Jim Jones ALL DAY…it’s just somethin about him, he looks so sexy
@nikki
nikki please u the only hatin ***** nikka who be trying to use overly sophisticated words and phrases, excuse me, quotes like ya last name is webster.congradulatons you watched some sesame street today.you get an A+ for effort. and yes i do know how this started, you got called out on being worthless and got shut down…over and over and over again. deal with it. grow the ***** up. if u noticed i only talked about ***** that coincided with the information u provided me with, tryna make people think u live big and what not when u cant even afford a good enuff camera to not put a *****ing polaroid up for ur gravitar. u had to make up ***** about me just to make u feel better. just admit (to urself) that ur ego is bruised and sit down. thristy trick. ;o]
Wanna make extra money, check out my warm spirit website, and sign up to be a consultant!!
@nikki
btw trick ur done. get back to work ;o]
Blah…blah
What are you? Sir or Ma’am how about you getting my ***** off the tip of your tongue cause I see I can’t stay out of your thought process. Why do you need me? Overly sophisticated words and phrases? It’s merely called having a vast vocabulary. I think you should probably disappear…then re-appear and maybe you can return as an individual with some type of worth. You’re a peon. This is getting depressing.
ILL! NEITHER!! ESPECIALLY NOT AKON!! (THROWING UP)
jim jones
@ nikki
@ nikki
didnt i tell u that u were done?
i thought that i did…
so now that makes you the ***** licking hooked on phonics dumb ***** who is still carrying on to this.
get back to work you stiff neck heffa … u gotta get the money from somewhere to pay for these “expensive dining outs” to which u have claimed. i’ll say it one more time cause i know it takes a while to sink in for you…..
y o u a r e d o n e…g e t b a c k t o w o r k
. look at that i even *****ed it out real nice for you ;o]
I think you dont like me cause im light skinned…chocolate rain….somethin like mud….
yeah nikki i supose most half black and italian women are “sumthing like mud” ( now u actually know something about me, atleast use that instead of making ***** up)i dont like u because ur an ignorant trick your skin tone has nothing to do with it. ignorance comes in all shades, its up to u to not exibit the fact that are indeed ignorant. i been trying to get to to let this ***** go for hours now. im begining to think that u are lonely and need some body to talk to. im not that person,sorry. im gonna go now and let you marinate on on the shamefulness of your character,. kick rocks you special ed trick ;o]
sleep well.
I don’t give a ***** what yall say, I would let Akon get it!!! I like em’ dark and he’s about as dark as they come lol PLUS he is BALLIN’ out of control AND he’s much older than me which is a PLUS!!!!
Jim Jones looks like the hair on top of his head smells like sweaty pubes and it’s about the same grade of hair as my pubes LMAO!!!!
I would give Jim Jones so much ***** it is no joke. Damn he so scruffy and dingy. LOL.
all b$tches you are dont want hit my n!ggers ?! No problem White girls love them. Yes they love dark skin brothas and hood rat brothas. And you stupid *****es ? Still alone (jay z is married lmao)and independant *****es … still hating
Jay really does like that shirt huh..thats like the 4th or 5th time i seen him rocking it
mmm jim jones.
Well, if I was still 21 and doing dumb *****, I’d have to pick Jim Jones. Something about him just screams “I have crabs!” which is quite unfortunate.
I WOULD SIT RIGHT ON JIM JONES FACE. … AND BUST ALL OVER IT… UMMMM HUMMMM
JIM JONES BABY CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE GOT UMMM HALF WAY GOOD @ YES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE HARD DARK LIQUOR IIICK BUT THAT AKON IIICK HE JUST AINT MY TYPE AT ALL EVEN THO I LOVE DARK ***** MEN HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A HMMMMN HOW CAN I SAY IT ….CRASH BOOOM BANG!
Look, as low as Jim Jones likes to wear his pants…HE AIN’T GOT NO PRINT..NOT EVEN A HINT OF A PRINT…PULL UP YA *****LESS WONDER!!!!!
I Would hit Jim Jones. I’m so sick of looking at his stanking *****. looks like he need to take a bath and chanage his beater. come on man, you got paper, you can afford a new beater.
i’d hit akon with a louisville slugger right in the kneecaps
Jim Jones can get it anyday or night!
JIM JONES, Id let dat ***** smash anytime any place. He look dirty but i bet he *****s like a wild dog. Damn no matter how beat up id feel after a night wit him Id still let him do it again. Too fine.
Watch it Jim Jones is mine… and i heard akon has the A word.. (ids)