Which One Would You Hit??

Posted on July 21st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Akon, Jay-Z, Jim Jones, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Akon and Jim Jones were busy at the video shoot for Three Six Mafia’s “That’s Right” in New Jersey over the weekend. So of course we must ask, between these two buzzards, Which One Would You Hit??

Check more pics including DJ Paul and Juicy J just below.

Last night, Jay-Z was on stage with Memphis Bleek at the Mark Ronson concert in Glasgow, Scotland. Peep those pics under the hood.

via Wireimage

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    Ha! I’d tell them both to kick rocks…

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    first and neither!

  • BEAUTIFULLY HUMAN (sxyQblondie)

    IT APPEARS AS IF DUE TO INABILITY TO SELL RECORDS, MEMPHIS HAS TURNED INTO SOMEWHAT OF A “HYPE” MAN IF YOU WILL. NEVER THE LESS, HE STILL LOOKS GOOD. NEVER MIND OLE’ JIMMY AND ACORN, I’LL TAKE MEMPH. THANKS.

  • gigif226

    first!!!

    Neither!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Oh good, I’ve been wondering where the weed carrier – oops my bad Memphis Bleek has been…

    Ok, he’s still holding it down – representing the R-O-C….

  • Erm, what in the HEEZY? (i stand by my disappointed groan)

    neither..neeeeeeext

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    damn sweets stole my thunder lol jk and im wit u on that note. i dont dig jim jones “grandfather time in wife beater” swag, and akon might throw me off the stage lol

  • Mocha Java

    Dirt Angel can get it.

  • Vomit

    Not Akon you couldn’t even fin him in a dark room.

  • kandy kane

    Jim Jones…….with a baseball bat!!!

  • Erm, what in the HEEZY? (i stand by my disappointed groan)

    and wats wrong wit Jim Jones pants? he look like he just woke up…terrible

  • African Princess

    Neither. Both look quite frightening.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Erm….

    Whats wrong with JJ’s pants….he has had them on for 8 days str8. Good Morning.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    HEY!!!!

  • Erm, what the deuce? (i stand by my disappointed groan)

    hmmm lookin at Jim again

  • Erm, what the deuce? (i stand by my disappointed groan)

    HEEEEEEEEY NIKKI!! *wavin*

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Corona’s and a gas can…perfect combo….ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP….

  • Erm, what the deuce? (i stand by my disappointed groan)

    LMAO @ they look frightening…wow das harsh!

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I’ve got nothing against the brothas, but neither are my cup of tea.

  • D Browne

    Im’ma have to pass them both up, although let me know when I can get a shot at so Camel love. Holla

  • D Browne

    And for heavens sake Dirt Angel you are old enough to work a belt use it.

  • uptowngirl

    I’ll take Jay-Z please.

  • http://afo.net Bella

    AKON IS A GOOD LOOKING BLACK MAN. AND GOD BLESSED HIM WITH TALENT. I WOULD RATHER NOT SLEEP WITH NEITHER. AND THE OTHER GUY DOESNT LOOK HALF BAD. AND WHEN YOU SEE THEM WITH A WHITE WOMAN ON THEIR HAND. YOU GO WHY. WELL THE SISTERS WOULD NOT SHOW THEM ANY LOVE. I WOULD TAKE AKON OVER FLAVOR FLAV.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Akon looks like the burnt stuff at the bottom of the oven….sorry.

    JJ looks like the greasy stuff you find on the top of the stove…sorry.

    Juicy J looks like the fly that keeps landing on the stove…sorry.

    DJ Paul looks like he misses Gangsta Boo

    Bleek looks like the straw that broke the camels back….

  • Just Erm today

    nikki….

    Akon looks like the burnt stuff at the bottom of the oven….sorry.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *faint from laughter*

  • CUTIE PIE

    eww jim jones looks like he has bad body odor

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    I’ll pass…

  • finesseyoswagger

    well…

    Akon looks as if he’s bathed his face in a vat of chicken grease courtesy of Kansas Fried and ole JJ of course has that Dirtbag/Pig Pen/I Roll Wit Muh Pit Bulls Thru The Forest/They Call Me Yuck Butt Cuz I Don’t Wash How’s About A Lil’ Scrub Steeze,so I’m gonna have to say NEITHER FOR $200 PLEASE!

  • glok9n

    @NIKKI U …. HEY GORGEOUS WHERES THAT PIC THAT SETS MY DAY OFF? HOW ARE YOU? YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL THIS MORNING MISS U!

  • chrissy

    NEITHER!!! FIRST OF ALL AKON IS A NASTY MAN, HE HAS SEVERAL WIVES AND HE USES NO CONDOMS WITH EITHER OF THEM, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE NASTY GERMS HE’S BRINGING BACK AND FORTH UGGGHHH..AND JIM JONES IS LIKE A HOOD RAT….

  • kitty

    OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “”"”"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m”"” ” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

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  • candi

    Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. JIMMY!!!

    aside: Nikki, clean your damn stove.

  • glok9n

    I KNOW YOU CHICK LYING LIKE HELL…. THAT YOU WOULD’NT HIT THESE NIGGRZ!….. WHY AM I HERE!?

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    glok9n…..

    Hey glok9n…I dont know Ive been jacked and last week I was blocked so I guess Im cool with just posting :(

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    candi….

    Not my stove…I dont cook.

  • glok9n

    OOH I KNOW! TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO MY LOVELY SISTAZ!

  • Lauren

    I’m picking Jim, I like that dirty boy look sometimes….

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @finesseyoswagger

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    rollin <—- omg about jim jones!

  • glok9n

    DAMN NIKKI,I WAS GETTING SO FOUND OF YOUR FLICK! CYBER JACKING IZ FUKKED UP! ILL JUST THINK OF HOW YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A YOUNG JAYNE KENNEDY, ILL BE AIGHT!

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    wow nikki, u proly the only sista i know who cant cook….

    <— confused & confounded

  • Just Erm today

    mandah…i thought she said she DONT cook, not that she couldnt….i dont cook either but i can

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….

    Cant or dont? I dont have any kids and when I cook stuff I hate to eat left-overs/freeze food and I hate to waste food so I just dont cook….

  • KENNEDY

    GROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dame

    NEITHER EWWWWWWW

    I heart JAYZ

  • I’m Just Me (I WISH A N*GGA WOULD)

    HEY GLOK9N!!!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    glok9n….

    Thanks glok…Im hip to her and she was very pretty.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Lauren….

    You know I know….I wannna see your chunky baby face ;)

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  • Ieshia

    I WOULD HIT JIM JONES ANYDAY I LOVE HIS SWAGGER

  • Aunt Viv

    I would hit MYSELF for even thinking about either one of them. Ick.

  • I’m Just Me (I WISH A N*GGA WOULD)

    LAUREN AND NiKKI

    I DON’T SEE MINES EITHER. SOMEONE IS PLAYING HO GAMES!!

    HOW ARE YOU FEELING LAUREN?

  • fergulicious

    I meant (always)

  • finesseyoswagger

    But hey, some folks LIKE a little dirt and funk…

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    1st thx erm for ur 2cents…

    and on to nikki if u don like to eat leftovers cook smaller portions and stop being lazy, u kno damn well gas cost too much to be eating out every night.

  • Lauren

    You know I know….I wannna see your chunky baby face

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    Hee Hee! :lol:

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    Damn food police!!! Why cant I eat out? You need to get over it….

    “Now c’mon, who gives a damn when you can’t afford the turkey or ham

    Livin’ off of Raemon Noodles, beef jerky, and Spam”

    -Bun B

    GET OVER IT

    NU

  • babigal

    neither of the two

  • Ieshia

    NO finesseyoswagger IM NOT SAYING I LIKE DIRT AND FUNK WITH A NICE BATH HE WILL BE GOOD TO GO LOL

  • glok9n

    IM JUST ME !HEY!I SEE YOU IM LATE.. YES, SISTA SEE…. IT ALWAYZ GOOD TO SEE YOU !

  • Lady elle

    Neither one of them and they both need to pull their pants up.

    Grown a$$ men walking around looking stupid.

    Whatever happened to good posture, good grooming and walking with some type of dignity?

    Has anyone ever really oberved how these men have to walk in order for their pants not fall to their ankles?

    I am one for fashion but all fashions aren’t good, no different then when women were walking around with their thongs showing.

    smdh

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @nikki

    Damn food police!!! Why cant I eat out? You need to get over it….

    “Now c’mon, who gives a damn when you can’t afford the turkey or ham

    Livin’ off of Raemon Noodles, beef jerky, and Spam”

    -Bun B

    GET OVER IT

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    are u serious? while im thrilled that u have the free time to quote bun b, i dont give a rats hot ass about you having dry ass pockets cuz you too damn lazy to cook. maybe thats whats wrong wit ur ass now, u aint had a home cooked meal in God knows when.

    but hey thats u, and p.s. ive been over it ;o]

  • sniper

    Hahaha

    NOTICE HOW THEY MADE JIM JONES SHAVE (NOTICE HOW WHEN HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAR, HE LOOKED LIKE A SCRUFFY BUM, AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE THE VIDEO SHOOT, he doesnt have the scruffy beard no more)

  • Bree

    Akon is a tar baby. On top of that, he’s hideous and he hunches 14 year olds and throws kids off stage. That’s crazy behavior. The other one is cute enough, but those tatoos are a turn off. They scream, “I’m insecure!”

  • CUTIE PIE

    and people saying akon is oily he’s African..a Liberian princess like myself can appreciate a little greasyness either that or ash and I can’t stand an ashy brother.

  • LdyK

    NEITHER!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/c6d0a4b38863cb26d314afcbc19ed618?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (The streets is not only watchin but they talkin now?)

    Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….

    Maybe you’re hungry because you’re a rampant lunatic. Dry pockets? I feel sorry for you…are you the pocket police too?

    Is it me…does anyone else see this?

  • Juicy R♥

    after seeing how Akon can handle a chick.

    Akon ALL DAY!!!!

  • Ashcakes

    something tells me that even using condoms with these two wouldnt save me a trip to the clinic in the morning therefore ill pass on both.

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @nikki

    dont be mad cause u dumb as hell quoting bun b like i was gonna sit down and cry about it.and since we quoting, “ho sit down”. like i said thats yo ass, maybe u gettin mad cause u know its true. take a nap trick with ur hating ass. you never have anything positive to say about anything so trust i wasnt expecting you to. and no the only one who sees “it” is you cause ur a lame ass broad.

    …pocket police,trick what are you 13?

  • b.SL

    A) Akon (AKA Greasy Lyin’ Old Man)

    B) Jim Jones (AKA “Boy you [look like] stank, take a bath”)

    C) The above are an excellent example of why I date girls.

    I choose C.

  • Chaka

    Jim Jones is fine. I’ll take him.

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Like some brand new Jordans you tied up; you sound like a chicken so its time to get plucked)

    Mandah? chocolate raaaain!…..

    You are so sad and lonely. You know what…Im going to dine out this evening and toast to you…it will go like this…

    (Glass held high)

    “To the people of the world that cant afford to kick it like NU….I say step ya game up”

  • Necy

    YUCK=NEITHER

  • I’m Just Me (WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MS. CLEO??)

    Um…I just had to comment one more time on how Jay can SOOOOOOO GET IT!

  • it’smesuprise

    everybody always talks about how filthy jimmy looks but i’ve still always been attracted to him…he looks more clean in this pic so he’d get it now more than ever from me!!!

  • dtownred

    already@itsmesuprise

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  • come here baby give play aunti some suga.

    Which one would I hit? Good question I’m gonna hit Jimmy boy upside his head for wearing his pants too damn low. ALso that is not a good pic of Agon he needs to take that duerag off his eyebrows. They both need a hint, get a makeover.

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    oh…and hoe..stay down ;o]

  • shaahn

    NEITHER

  • Jahpson

    If jim would pull up his pants a bit and buckle his belt, then him.

    I like that laid back look for some reason.

    Dj Paul and Juicy J are a couple of doucehbags

  • Wanjiru

    …Jim Jones, surely you jest!…

    .

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Like some brand new Jordans you tied up; you sound like a chicken so its time to get plucked)

    Mandah? chocolate raaaain!….

    Come on “Mickey D’s”? Get outta here lame. Since when was Wild Irish Rose something to eat with steak?

  • realwoman

    Bree(Check me out!)

    Akon is a tar baby. On top of that, he’s hideous and he hunches 14 year olds and throws kids off stage. That’s crazy behavior. The other one is cute enough, but those tatoos are a turn off. They scream, “I’m insecure!”

    ____________________________________________________

    What kind of self hating uncle tom house negro a$$ comment was that? You sound stupid if you are even black. Then you other dumb house negroes wanna act like sh1t like this doesn’t exist. HERE IS THE EVIDENCE THAT THERE ARE SOME BLACK PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE WHITE SOOOOOOOO BAD.

    Anyway, here is my PREFERENCE:

    1. Memphis Bleek

    2. Akon

    See how it’s done? I didn’t have to call Jim Jones a puss colored light bright stanky breaf half breed mutt or anything like that! lol

  • Shavon Denise

    Neither.. Jim always looks dirty and Akon sounds like a Conehead.. Like I can imagine us having Conehead no genitle touching sex.

  • Just Erm today (Ermy Erm is sicky poo)

    *lookin back in this thread*…

    Nikkster what happened?

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Like some brand new Jordans you tied up; you sound like a chicken so its time to get plucked)

    Mofos mad cause I dont cook…..

  • Just Erm today (Ermy Erm is sicky poo)

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeird….wth are they mad for?

    some ppl cook, some dont….what a world…

    anyhoo, talk to u manana nikki…im goin home

  • Naideen

    @ b.sl … too funny!

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Like some brand new Jordans you tied up; you sound like a chicken so its time to get plucked)

    See ya l8ta Babe….gotta do these phone screens….

  • purepisces

    Jay and Memph could both get it!! I love me some Jay-Z and Memphis Bleek is a super cutie! Don’t sleep ladies!! But Akon and Jim Jones?! HELL NAW!!! Ewww…

  • Simply Ecstasy

    I’M ROLLING WITH JIMMY

    everybody always talk about how he looks like he stink but on the flip side, I’ve smelt some fancy dressed people that were MUSTY as hell. Do all thugs have poor hygiene or something?

  • the real dre(her name is tamea)wowww

    all u b&tches saying neither knows very well when u see this dudes face to face, u will be sucking their d*cks!!!u

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  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @nikki

    btw trick ur done. get back to work ;o]

  • D.N.C

    ILL! NEITHER!! ESPECIALLY NOT AKON!! (THROWING UP)

  • Ms Dr Knockboot

    jim jones

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @ nikki

  • Mandah? chocolate raaaain!

    @ nikki

  • http://en.gravatar.com/avatar/522ae813d0291146b3c70cd56c2834f3?s=80&r=any NIKKI UNDERWOOD (Like some brand new Jordans you tied up; you sound like a chicken so its time to get plucked)

    I think you dont like me cause im light skinned…chocolate rain….somethin like mud….

  • Aniyah

    I would give Jim Jones so much ASS it is no joke. Damn he so scruffy and dingy. LOL.

  • hood boy from France America is a nightmare

    all b$tches you are dont want hit my n!ggers ?! No problem White girls love them. Yes they love dark skin brothas and hood rat brothas. And you stupid b!tches ? Still alone (jay z is married lmao)and independant b!tches … still hating

  • girlzluvme

    Jay really does like that shirt huh..thats like the 4th or 5th time i seen him rocking it

  • danielle

    mmm jim jones.

  • Jane

    I WOULD SIT RIGHT ON JIM JONES FACE. … AND BUST ALL OVER IT… UMMMM HUMMMM

  • WESTCOASTLOVE

    JIM JONES BABY CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE GOT UMMM HALF WAY GOOD @ YES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE HARD DARK LIQUOR IIICK BUT THAT AKON IIICK HE JUST AINT MY TYPE AT ALL EVEN THO I LOVE DARK ASS MEN HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A HMMMMN HOW CAN I SAY IT ….CRASH BOOOM BANG!

  • Boo-Hoo

    Look, as low as Jim Jones likes to wear his pants…HE AIN’T GOT NO PRINT..NOT EVEN A HINT OF A PRINT…PULL UP YA DICKLESS WONDER!!!!!

  • Ling Ling

    I Would hit Jim Jones. I’m so sick of looking at his stanking ass. looks like he need to take a bath and chanage his beater. come on man, you got paper, you can afford a new beater.

  • kenya

    i’d hit akon with a louisville slugger right in the kneecaps

  • Nikki

    Jim Jones can get it anyday or night!

  • jane

    Watch it Jim Jones is mine… and i heard akon has the A word.. (ids)

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