Melyssa Ford Makes A Play “For Vixens Who Have Considered Homicide When…”

Posted on February 9th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Bangers, Crotchy-licious, DIPSET, Jim Jones, Melyssa Ford, News, Reality TV, SMH

Melyssa Ford is keeping her acting career afloat by creating new projects for herself, including an upcoming play called “For Vixens Who Have Considered Homicide When The Video Became Too Much”. Sounds crotchy-licious! Pop the hood for more!

At the Belvedere Lounge in Miami for Superbowl, Melyssa Ford discusses her role in “Good Hair,” and reveals details about her upcoming play that she’s been working on for the past year. “When I saw Jim Jones play I was really inspired by it… and so that night I had to meet the director/writer/producer of the play… and we created a theatrical experience based on my life for the last 10 years in the industry, and it’s called “For Vixens Who Have Considered Homicide When the Video Became Too Much.”

Melyssa confesses that she’ll be singing and dancing in her upcoming play and then drops details about the reality show she has with Elise Neal and Claudia Jordan. “51 Minds bought the show, so did VH1. We shot the pilot, myself Elise Neal and Claudia Jordan. I just saw a cut of the first episode and I was blown away… it wasn’t even mastered and it looked amazing.”

Great, just what we need — another reality show full of video girls and out of work actresses. SMH at Melyssa being “inspired” by Jim Jones and an even bigger SMH at her ripping off the title from a REAL play (“For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When The Rainbow Is Enuf)!

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    Geez, the places I’d stick my tongue in…

  • yaya

    This is stupid…why would she rip off Ntozake Shange?? “For Colored Girls who have Considered Suicide when the Rainbow is Enuf”…ripping off a beautiful chore-poem that is very influential in black women history by making it about shaking asses…smdh

  • Clairvoyance

    Ditto @ Gimmeabreak78!

    No need to see this trash when she couldn’t even write an original title! Dreadful

  • YoungWebb

    I Would Hit that… but seriously.. can the title of the play be any longer ?

  • chocalatetunda

    dont even know what to say about this one.

  • Don’t keep it REAL; keep it RIGHT

    we are doomed

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    If they’re gonna let Tyler Perry ruin the play, I see no reason why she can’t hammer the final death nail.

  • I’m Just Me….Keeping It Real Since: 1983…….67 Days!!!!

    WHY IS SHE STILL AROUND!!! LADY TAKE A BACK SEAT! PLEASE!!!!

  • Sydney™ (Frances Ellen Watkins Harper)

    This has to be a joke. Is she serious? What would Ntozake Shange think?

    Do better. Much better. :(

  • Tuesday’s Child

    LOL Seriously??? Did she come up with that all by herself? C’mon, they’re reaching.

  • http://AOL LUCI LIU

    THIS IS JUST PLAIN SAD! SHE SHOULD NAME THE PLAY “FOR PLAYED OUT HOES WITH NO REAL TALENT. BUT…I GUESS..A GIRL’S GOTTA DO WHATEVER SHE CAN TO PAY THE RENT UNTIL A BALLER CHOOSES HER! NOT!!!

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    what makes her any different? a h*e, is a h*e, is a h*e, #sitdownhoe!

  • RudeCuh

    She is bomb cuz.

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    Still making that money!

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    melissa Ford has the body on lock.. she has a cute shape and a cute face!!

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    Some women use their minds to get ahead in life, some women use their bodies to get ahead in life. It is up to us individuals male and female to decide who to listen to and who not to listen too. The problem is that people’s morals have been lost in the storm. Her kids more than likely will have hoe tendencies just like their mom, through osmosis.

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    hoe!

  • Kenyon Martin

    All that butt meat looks like it might stink.. Meat gone bad..lol

  • Ree

    She really has nothing else to offer? Sad…

  • Dr. Nelson

    Since she sweats athletes sooo much.. she should wear a PERMANENT Gatorade T-Shirt! FOR THAT DEEP DOWN BODY THIRST! SHE SURE IS THIRSTY!!! ALL THE ATHLETE CHASING HOES ON HER REALITY SHOW ARE

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    The only people going to see this play are people hiding from the Five O or the FBI … Cuz they never check this empty no count azz play !

    She should do this play behind a bowling alley right behind the projects so the homeless will have some where warm to sleep !

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    I would go to this play and and take a sheet right on the stage ! You prolly want to know why would I do such a thing ? Right ?

    Well my answer to your question is I wanted to give Melyssa my OWN PERSONAL REVIEW OF HER PLAY !
    POO WEEEE !

  • CAT EYES

    This is just pathetic.

  • rothschild

    I mean damn. Give a person a break sometimes!!! The title is questionable, but at least she is setting goals and accomplishing them. Her and Jim can’t be artists? I didn’t see Jim’s play, but I can at least appreciate them wanting to do stage. it is the original poetry in motion, one of the first arts. While i would have commended an approach other than their personal lives, it’s totally out of the box and I love it. As far as the reality show goes, I think it will be entertaining. They are attractive girls, black, and come from different backgrounds and they are entertainers seeking some sort of stardom. It’ll probably be funny too. And we as people love comedy. Dont even front. If you know what “The Flavor of Love” is, you will be tuning in to VH1. LOL!

  • rothschild

    tania
    2/9/10, 12:55:pm
    “PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS AND STOP FEEDING INTO THESE KIND OF PEOPLE AND EVENTUALLY THEY WILL DIE OFF LEAVING THE BEST OF THE BEST SO WE CAN BUILD THIS NATION UP TO WHERE IT SHOULD BE.”

    “WE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS!!!”

    ##########

    I’m Just Me….Keeping It Real Since: 1983…….67 Days!!!!:

    DEAD @ BEING INSPIRED BY JIM JONES
    “EH MELYSSA: BE A FRIEND AND INSPIRE JIM JONES TO WASH THAT AZZ!!!”
    ___________________________

    *hilarious*

  • Doc

    I can’t believe we went to the same University.
    Standards must have slipped since I graduated.

  • Dilla

    There is something to be said about a girl still selling azz in her 40′s, puh-thetic

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    Melyssa claims she wishes to disassociate herself from her previous “career” background but chooses this as a title for her play? Not even original @ that? Well, @ least she’s on her grind & trying to make that $$$.

    Her body is awesome btw

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    Btw when did Jim Jones have a play out?

  • whiteberry

    you haters are pitiful…
    give her chance

  • Foye’

    jim co-directed or help write some play i forget the name of it…it was an experimental play…it actually got alot of praise

  • lala

    Ugh, Melyssa, Melyssa, Melyssa. I can’t defend you anymore. You say you want to shed that image and yet you keep doing s.h.!.t that puts you back in it. And to top it off you couldn’t even be original with the title. *Sigh* I’m done.

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    All that butt meat looks like it might stink.. Meat gone bad..lol

    **********************************************************

    DEAD!! Y’ALL STOOPID!!

  • I’m Just Me….Keeping It Real Since: 1983…….67 Days!!!!

    I would go to this play and and take a sheet right on the stage ! You prolly want to know why would I do such a thing ? Right ?

    Well my answer to your question is I wanted to give Melyssa my OWN PERSONAL REVIEW OF HER PLAY !
    POO WEEEE !

    *********************************************************

    OMG!!!! R.I.P. I’M JUST ME

    YOU KILLING ME 2NITE!

  • Mr.uPPeR CuTTs

    HELL YEA..

    ANYTHING MELYSSA FORD AND ELISE NEAL ARE IN I’M DOWN….

  • kenneth butler

    hey melyssa keep up what you are doing i think you are a smart, ambitous women that can get anything. I will say the name of your play could have a better title. I will also say with your play it better be good, cause i feel people are waiting to see you fail. Not to add any pressure, but you have got this far in you life and career, so i wish you good luck, with your play and your reality show.

  • mandy

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at—Agemingle –— a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

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