Aretha Franklin is upset with Beyonce for calling Tina Turner the queen. Shame on you Beyonce we all know that Aretha Franklin is the queen–the Dairy Queen! The Burger Queen!

“What you want? You know I got it! All I’m asking is for a little:

Chicken

Hamburger with cheese

Roast

Duck

Steak

Mustard Greens

Hamhocks (oops, I got my own)

Grits and eggs

Pecan pie

Sweet potatoe pie

When you come home.

10. Your chest looks like two huge broken eggs

9. If you have never seen the under side of your areolas

8. If your mate mistakes your breast for an old fax

7. You keep getting your nipples caught in your pants zipper

6. You can hang them over your shoulder and they don’t fall back over

5. If your breast resemble old lumpy throw pillows.

4.When your at the beach, lil kids mistake your breast for a busted blow up raft

3. If your breast constantly leak out under your bra into your blouse

2. Cow looks at your breast and say, “Dam baby you need to get knifed”

1. If your ni$$les hang past your anus it’s time to hang up the low cut look

All original, all da time.

Listen, when a woman is going through menopause, she want’s to feel as though she still has that “IT” factor she wants to still feel attractive, she’s already heavy set only thing she has to show is cleavage.

So it may not be perky, but it’s big…some men like that.

And plus someone in her crew must be saying she looks good like that, she’s old she want’s to fit in geez. The other celebs ain’t telling her nothing, you know why? She’s Aretha dammit who’s gonna tell Aretha to put a dam bra on?

Leave the woman, dont look if you dont like that’s what her peers are doing.