Tiger Woods has finally come out from under the rock he’s been hiding under to apologize to the world for his addiction to chopping down skanky Becky backs raw dog. Tiger admitted to being a cheat, said Elin never beat him up, and claimed that he’s turning to Buddhism.
Here are some excerpts in case you missed it:
“I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated. What I did was not acceptable”
“Every one of you has good reason to be critical of me. I want to say to each one of you directly . . . I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible selfish behavior.”
‘I was wrong, I was foolish … I brought this shame on myself’
“Elin never hit me that night, or any other night,” Woods said, his voice rising in anger. “There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage.”
“Buddhism teaches that a craving for things outside ourselves causes an unhappy pointless search for security,” Woods said, adding that he had drifted from the teachings in recent years. “It teaches me to stop following every impulse and to learn restraint. Obviously, I lost track of what I was taught.”
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