Breaking News… Nicki Minaj Fully Clothed!!! Young Money Star Covers Magazine Looking ALMOST Like A Normal Human Being

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Cakes, Congratulations, Magazine Covers

Congratulations Nicki Minaj! You got famous white folks singing your lyrics, and now you’re landing magazine covers! We’re used to Nicki looking like an over-developed 5-year-old let loose in her tranny uncle’s makeup and wardrobe closet, but she actually looks kinda nice on her first solo cover. Pop the hood for a look-see!

WHAT?!?!?! No boobies spilling all over the screen? No cakes angled just right???? Could this be the maturation of a superstar???

We gotta applaud The Fader for introducing Ms. Minaj to a little thing called modesty.

We’re not gonna declare her completely cured though, cuz there’s always plenty of room for her to mess it all up in the accompanying photo spread.

Comments

  • Glok...!

    TWINKLE TWINKLE LIL HO!

  • cw

    ummmm, no it’s called the magazine wasn’t having all that hoochie momma crap on his magazine..

  • philly

    Did you call her a SUPERSTAR?????????????

  • BleuSavoy

    she looks so much better this way

  • msjas

    she looks fab as always

  • NIsha

    First

  • Glok... Im Nat Turner now,..if you see marcus thatz not me!!

    BUT THATZ ME UP TOP I WAS, IM JUST TESTING ,..CHIT IM OUT F.UK THIS, IM OFF SHOP THEN GO TO SEE, …THE CRAZIES ,..1 LOVE PPL !

  • Milwaukee

    She is SO UGLY

  • msjas

    WOW PPL REALLY GO OUT THEIR WAY TO HATE, OMG NEVER KNEW IT WAS DAT DEEP

  • Don'tGiveAWhat

    Meh.

  • Somali Ninga

    who cares!! This delusional ho thinks she’s a Barbie!!! SMH

  • ok

    Good job. Keep getting that paper.
    IM not bitter or jealous like everyone else on this stupid site b/c theyre working at a job they hate.

  • Mama Mila

    Minus the bing bangs and the makeup….she is really not that attractive….it’s AMAZING how you MEN will drool over silicone and MAC.

  • ANTHROPOLOGIST

    GOLD DIGGER. WHO CARES IF YOUR PRETTY, U DATE UGLY DUDES. IM PRETTY AND TALENTED. AND SO IS MY FAMILY. I GUARANTEE SHE WILL BE PREGNANT BEFORE SHE EVER SEES A PLATINUM RECORD.

  • Mr.uPPeR CuTTs

    She a straight DYME Piece..

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