Breaking News… Nicki Minaj Fully Clothed!!! Young Money Star Covers Magazine Looking ALMOST Like A Normal Human Being

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Categories: Cakes, Congratulations, Magazine Covers, News

Congratulations Nicki Minaj! You got famous white folks singing your lyrics, and now you’re landing magazine covers! We’re used to Nicki looking like an over-developed 5-year-old let loose in her tranny uncle’s makeup and wardrobe closet, but she actually looks kinda nice on her first solo cover. Pop the hood for a look-see!

WHAT?!?!?! No boobies spilling all over the screen? No cakes angled just right???? Could this be the maturation of a superstar???

We gotta applaud The Fader for introducing Ms. Minaj to a little thing called modesty.

We’re not gonna declare her completely cured though, cuz there’s always plenty of room for her to mess it all up in the accompanying photo spread.

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