WTF?

He is Big Foot of the Oceans….

I aint neva seen a ass like that (in my Em voice)

Pure Taco meat running down his torso

It looks like he has a prick…not a penis

Um…..HELL NAW!!!!!!

saggy flatty bootie…

Dear god!!

that cant be him. I use to have a crush on him back in the ‘Different World’ era!!!

yuck!

see fellas, this is NOT what you want to become. Please stay in that gym!

He looks like the cavemen dude from Geico

My, my, my…he’s quite the lumpster…

He looks like he would have flippers for feet.

Re…he does…

ok so why did i think that was SINBAD in the 1st pic?

My question is, “Who is that chick he’s with?”

UMM…O-K

Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”

UMM…O-K

Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”

OH HEWL NAWL!!!

WHAT THA HEWL HAPPENED???!!

No wonder he’s going to be on the next Celebrity Fit Club. When I heard that news, I couldn’t understand why. Now I see!

HEY AFIYA

HOW ARE YOU MOMMA?? WHERE YOU BEEN?

@ Illumnati

LOL

It is the n*gga from CSI!! The one they just killed off.

Damn – he could get it from me!!!! I think he looks MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!

His girl is cute too – but I’m jealous!!! She needs to keep her legs off my mans shoulder!!!

IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?

He looks like an oompa loompa, and he needs to go on Celebrity Fit Club…………stat!!

@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD ESQ. says: Don’t go on VACATION and come home on PROBATION

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DAAAYUM!!!!!!!

FOR A SEC I THOUGHT YOU OWNED THIS ONE!!! LOL!!!

OMG!!! What happened to him???

he looks like a neanderthal

not a good look.

OOOPS!!!

OH WELL BRUH…

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, LIL’ MOMMA IS BANGIN!!!!!!!

Doesn’t he know that black folks don’t get their hair wet? Someone get this brother some snap back.

the water mus tbe COLD!!!!!!

THAT NIGGR LOOK LIKE A BLK CAVEMAN!

@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.

BIG CHOC-LADITE,BLK NEANDERTHAL LOOKING NIGGR THERE!

Rozza, I need you to shut your mouth….PATRICK from songebob though????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ Smokey…you are naughty…but I peeped it.

Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…

LOL! @ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE!

@ Rozza

@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.

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Yes he does have the Patrick look down pact. I was just asking because i thought he’d have way more than that. You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.

FORGET THAT DUDE, The friend of his is off the hook, Can we do a feature on her.. CHEA!!

His girl is bangin though!

~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~

EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess

look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset

~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh~

YUCK

Those drugs kept his weight down so he’d have that chiseled look.

I’ll hold on to my Different World Shazah memories!

@ re

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

LMAO @ i’m just me

NIKKI U! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!LOL ANYWAY !

UGH…What a bad body! He is built like a lady that just gave birth to twin boys. LOL

1 speedo size SMAAAAAALLLLLL!

and HE’s tryin to cover HER up with the towel.

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HE NEEDS TO COVER HIS AZZ WITH THAT TOWEL!

Re

Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…

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mojojojo

~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~

EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess

look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset

~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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I’m Just Me (JOSH ALLEN’S # 1 STAN!!! GO JOSHIE, GO JOSHIE)

You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.

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DEAD @ ALL 3!!!!!!!!

Main pic? That’s Billy Dee Williams and Mel B…

Ummmmm…..I think I’d still do him….just with the lights off….and at least this time that chic he is with is Black lookin’…..

CHILE LOL DAT SHPAE IS AWFUL!

Speedos can barely be tolerated on those who professionally swim. On anyone else, they are just man-panties.

@Illuminati: He has some nerve with the towel. This is one case where a sarong is definitely called for. His thighs just got girl-fat.

I guess he and Terrance Howard have the same syndrome U-NEED-2-GET-YO-DUMPY-LUMPY-CONCH-WEARIN’-ASS-BACK-IN-THE-GYM-ITIS…

@suga walls

dead!!!

dead

dead

dead

Webbed feet…like the Creature from the Black Lagoon…

@I’m Just Me: A FAT PUSS!!?!?!?! Oh. My. God. Like Cartman, I think I have read the funniest stuff I have ever seen!

gross… .must be nice to be on vacation tho

WOW! He use to be in shape. SMH

LIKED him (his body) MUCH better in that AGAIN video with Janet Jackson.

ellk. Now!

Aaaaawww Shaza, nothing about this is attractive!!!

The thighs, the cankles, the ill-fitting banana hammock. All wrong…

Re, please meet him at the airport and forcible confiscate his Speedo and add to the bonfire with Prince’s socks n’ clunky sandals please.

@ finesseyoswagger

is that you in the pic?

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!

He had to leave all his jewlery on in the water because his fingers are too fat to get those rings off.

*giggling* So that’s what a ding-a-ling looks like. Kinda like a dick, only a lot smaller. Okaaaaaay…WOOOOO….Would you look at the time? Funny how time flies, but…yeah…gotta go um…er…um…shave my hamster. Yeah! Gotta go shave my hamster. But you keep…just keep it!

What a mess: Drugs and alcohol.

No wonder him an Hallae did work out…

He needs to talk to da Subway guy…

Women used to be like, on yo big time….

:-/

@ MOJOJO

sure is took that in the beg of the summer

LMAO

Damn ya’ll going hard. Pure comedy

His girl is official

When did speedo’s become the ish??? If your body is not on point, step away from the speedo’s, they are not for you. You have to be built like David Beckom to pull that look off. Would someone please tap him on the shoulder and hand him a pair of boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Looks like he is still carrying the after-birth.

When did all this happen?

Ain’t nuffin’ like a frigid-ass MICRODICK fresh out da sea!

these comments have got me crying!!!!

4 real tho, he needs to stop playing and pull off the fat suit . I know he ain’t shaped like that for real.

he shoulda got extra small speedos instead of size small

Boy this dude has some CONFIDENCE!!! I don’t dare put on my kinny until I make sure everything is tight and right but dude is like FUKK IT imma do me.

WHAT UP MOJOJO??

Damn @Strong Black Man

You taking this pretty hard ain’t you? You talking about us but where were you when this pic was taken? You must be on the boat in the background of the first pic looking @ Gary’s flabby ass.

@ Rozza

don’t want no short d*ck man!

just me!!!!!!!!!!!

my gurl whats good

damn, he used to be so fine when he played shazza zulu on different world

OMG i can’t take ya’ll today. gotta catch my breath!! gotdam them sausage legs

Mojojo i am about to email u Momma.

SBM

Friend dont take it so hard. Next time he goes to

Spain I will make sure the Paparazzi snap photos

of you and ur lover Gary Dourdan as your strolling out

the water arm in arm in matching extra small Speedos!!!

So are you a bottom or top dude?

@theprince

sure you do, then you woke up bloggin and thinkin your life was his

@ illuminatitheprince

lmaooooooo get him

Gary look like he has not done a leg press since he was in Janet’s video. He is a nice size, he just need some muscles. Right now he has female thighs

http://www.PillowStash.com

lol get ya’ll somethin nice for your house.

ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE

LOL,

This man is doing something right???

STRONG BLACK MAN, May we remind you this is the same guy who was busted for possesion of coccaine. This is the same guy who recently was photographed holding hands with his kids and smoking a ciggy in the other hand….But he’s real decent though right? OH PLEASE!!!!!!

They just jokes @ Strong Black Man….damn take a Midol.

(Putting Gary in the sleeper and throwing him in the back of my car)

“Time to visit the bonfire….”

@Strong Black Man:

I figured it out!! Johnny Gill is that you?

OMG – What happened to my man!! lawdjeezus.

“I got this fantasy of settin the corporate world on fire”

lol http://www.PillowStash.com

lol i’m watchin the website counter go up as we speak….30632 hits today…lol haters want a job?

@SBM-You are really going hard, are you really Gary???

If not I wonder if he would even sign an autograph for you on the street and your talking like you are ready to DIE for this ni@@a! SMH

@Theprince

lol it’s all good…4 store distributions..You can keep your $37 dollars…lol

your broke, your man’s broke and y’all both need 2 eat a dick.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You u came on here preaching and sh!t looking for a online fight!!!LOL!

Damn I forgot you like D!CK, so the word SAUSAGE got you in here! LOL!

Stop taking D!ck in you man-vagina and relax.

Aren’t you scheduled to be doing a POR-N0 with Busta Rhymes

I heard you get to wear the heels and lingerie this time.

@ strong

please the front is critical.

the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.

and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella

he has a woman-ish body

@prince

lol you want to talk property?

lol the house in Waterford Lakes and the Condo flat on Washingto..be serious…lol pick a weekend and take a vacation

It is a bad pic and a man should never wear Speedos unless he’s going to the Olympics. What’s stopping the brother from getting a haircut? I’m straight as an arrow but I’d much rather look at the chick. Get it together Gary.

Just make sure that Busta Rhymes uses your pillow

for support when ur arching ur back to throw it back on him!

Let us know if your pillow stands up to it’s

durability after that romp in the bed with Busta Buss!

Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear..But personally I’ve never found him to be all that attractive.

@Prince-Stop your killing me!!

“the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.

and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella”

OMG****LOL

@ smokey

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gotta make sure they are sturdy

STEFANY

“Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear…”

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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ PRINCE

I love it…More hate…lol all ya’ll got bosses…I’m my boss..

lmaoooooooooo

@ ya pillows

@Lauren

lol I ain’t gettin into you so stay out of it, but if you want to go that route..lookin like Jim Carey when he played the “Riddler”

your smile sucks lol

SBM-Don’t repeat Jay-z lines, it makes you look lame. OPPS to late Mr. pillow man!

exactly what I expected him to respond with…

http://www.PillowStash.com

I’m going global..when i’m doin an Interview with CNBC i’ll let ya’ll know..Lol grossed $117,000 in the 2nd quarter..

More hate, More Hate

What in the world happened to Shazza? He needs a summertime Bally’s membership–and to never ever where those trunks again.

On a positive note, Ibiza looks beautiful…

probably couldn’t afford it anyway..Stores don’t except bounced checks

Yup Bubba get paid…take care of them children now…before the rob me in 10years

Off of Pillows that you cut a hole in???? People buy regular ass pillows everyday…..

Okay y’all are in RARE form today!!!! LMAO at work and these white folks think I lost my mind! hahahahahahaha

THIS PICTURES PROVES THAT GUYS GET CELLULITE TOO.

UGH. HE LOOKS NASTY

HE GOT THE NERVE TO HAVE PWT ON HIS ARM

SFG = SHAMEFOGAWD!

hold on ya’ll we forgot what we were getting on we were talk about SBM boo boo Gary! Hey SBM did ya boo buy any?

@BUBBA-YOUR PILLOWS SUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

I’m going global..when i’m doin an Interview with CNBC i’ll let ya’ll know..Lol grossed $117,000 in the 2nd quarter..

More hate, More Hate

all lies i don’t know of any business person that makes that kind of money but finds time to argue back and forth on a blog…GTFOH with that lame shyt.

When you got 7 colleges totaling 300,000 kids in 50 square miles, not to mention Orlando happens to be a big city…

http://www.pillowstash.com

store distribution is listed.lol

He must have paid for her accompaniment on this trip…

F-CK THIS PILLOW BITING PICKLE SUCKER, U NEED A NEW GIMMICK :TWISTED:

lol Washington ave. 10838..the view is nice…lol making money in my underwear

the beauty of uneducated blacks= Hate

lol give me a second..this beautiful spanish girl named Shardae is on the phone

@SBM-We don’t want any of your used @ss pillows with Gary’s sweat on them smelling like after-birth!

THATS the address to this the local McDonalds stop front nucca damn

WTF happened? Im out

WHY ARE YOU SELLING PILLOWS?

SHOULDNT U BE BE WORKING ON YOUR NEXT BOOK

HOW TO SUCK A GOOD D!CK 4 A GOOD BRICK!

*cuts shower on*

*looks outside*

*Black G-35 parked neatly*

this is what hate gets you..

A wise man said “Never stop competing”

stay blessed

@SBM- Is it Shardae aka smelly Gary???

Oh i forgot

http://www.pillowstash.com

get yourself something nice

lol

Something nice like one of those pillows you stole from the hospital??

Prince

TEEDY

MOJO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My – what big pillows you have!

The better to bite on while my prostate is getting tapped.

Pillow even has a hole for lube.

Dang, first the drug possession thing, then he got killed off a major hit TV show…it shows, cause he has truly let himself go. She looks like a sister (or at least a half-breed) and that explains why she’s with him, cause trust don’t NO white woman want his a$$ now. But we will stick by you when you’re down

*cuts shower on*

*looks outside*

*Black G-35 parked neatly*

Too bad the window is the basement window and that G-35 is your mom’s.

lol happy hour at the Roxy starts in 40 minutes…

*walks in*

*Says wsup to Moe(joint ownership)

*table ready*

*seats shardae(the beautiful women in my old gravi*

still hatin…Imma have that gravi of my coupe up…Lol i’ll write it down, so i remember to take a picture..

*Never stop Competing*

He looks like his favorite food is pork chop sandwiches. He’s come a long way from being Shaza on a Different World (one of Freddie’s few love interests).

Shaza got a got a little dick and drop curls, pillow pushin ass nuccas tryin to make sales, whats the world commin’ to, goodnight ladies and gents, im off this thing

aAAAW look it ya’ll he’s typing his “fantasy” night, so we all can see what he’s “doing” …aaaww go head’ tell us more, tell us more!

(sarcasm) THIS IS SOOOO INTERESTING!!!

@ kesha

She looks like a sister (or at least a half-breed) and that explains why she’s with him, cause trust don’t NO white woman want his a$$ now. But we will stick by you when you’re down

GIRL you aint never lied!!

Night Dana Dizzane!

Shazza Zulu, get yer lil meaty self covered..

ya’ll be easy and don’t miss the bus..you know it’s like a 30 minute wait and your kids going to be pissed stranded at day-care..

roflmao…

http://www.pillowstash.com

Yea too bad I’ll be DRIVING to the daycare in my car….

LAWD JEEZUS HEP US!!! A GIANT MUTATED ROGER WOOD SAUSAGE HAS ESCAPED A GOVERNMENT LAB, DONNED SOME GREEN DRAWERS AND IS STALKING BONY WHITE WOMEN IN IBIZA!!!! NEWS AT 11.

He must have a really nice piece and give great head b/c that girl cant say w/ a straight face she’s attracted to his body. That is just nasty!! She must be a model or actress looking for a come up!

How he call a fake satin blue pillow a decorative pillow? Cheap azz shyt. Probably sateen or Mase shiny suit material. Now you know you need to stop.

SBM is sitting at the bus stop on one of his gay-assed pillows. Those benches are hard!

Good night Lauren!

SBM is operating from a basement that looks straight out of Wayne’s World.

night all

ima go piss on ya pillow SBM lmaooooooooooo

“I think I might sell a pillow this month! SCHWING!”

I thought he was on rocks?

Night Auntie

Damn…

what the hell happened in here?

@ no name

the only thing that gets hits is strong black males tonsils whenever sweaty gary is in the building.

store.lotionspotionsvibes.com/23475.html

Get SBM’s weak ass pillows for 16 dollars cheaper.

ACT NOW!!

looks like gary is gonna have to spring for the lube now

@Rozza♥(Check me out!)

Speedos can barely be tolerated on those who professionally swim. On anyone else, they are just man-panties.

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MAN PANTIES! Or dare I say Manties?!

HA HA HA HA HA! That’s one of those things I’ll laugh at in a few hours when it pops into my head again.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, insert Yung Berg Pool Test jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously wtf has he done?? Drugs are bad mmkay (Mr Mackee from South Park). Look what he’s done to his body. He is definitely one brother he looks sexier WITH his clothes on, and dry.

SBM is sitting at the bus stop on one of his gay-assed pillows. Those benches are hard!

*cuts shower on*

*looks outside*

*Black G-35 parked neatly*

Too bad the window is the basement window and that G-35 is your mom’s

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!!!!!!!!!

*no words*

the dozens r up n’ runnin’ and in FULL EFFECT up in dis piece!

I got a headache from laughin’ @ 70% of this ish up in here!

I just hope he is clean form drugs. somebody likes his body…why do we care!?

@ illuminati

I checked store.lotionspotionsvibes.com/23475.html

that pillow is THREE DOLLARS!!!

…AND it advertises LUBE WITH THE PILLOW!!!

WORST INSULT EVER,EVER, EVER “looks baggy in front” WORST INSULT EVER worse then young berg’s dark butts

LMAO!!! Wooooow I almost died with laughter! Yeah he could of put away the speedos, and pulled out some surfer shorts instead; at least until that rehab weight is gone. Coming off the stuff makes you puffy for a bit, but at least this means he’s making progress. We’ll see the foine ass Gary again!

She bad….

Naw he looks terrible them thick ass thighs on a man dont look right sick put your blasted clothing back on!!¬!

(opening cyber door, see’s rawkus..) OH NO..(runs into another room, slams door shut..lmao)

SOMEBODY TELL LUDA TO SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH THAT BULLSH*t SONG THAT JUST LEAKED OUT TO THE MEDIA.

THE REPUBLICANAS ALREADY ARE TRYING TO SCARE WHITE PEOPLE AND THIS DUMB *SS NICCA IS TALKING ABOUT PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK AND CALLING HILLARY A B*TCH.

DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS…I SWEAR.

@ROZZA

WHA..PILLOWS??LOL, LMFAO. WHOOAAAA

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEP AWAY. STUFF GETS OUTTA CONTROL!! AND I MISSED IT ALL, LOL

OK, I’m going to need the Cliff Notes on this SBM controversy. . .

Yeah, jackjack, that Luda song is getting around and Obama’s camp has denounced it. . .as delicate as relations are now between the Obama and Clinton camps, I don’t know what would possess Luda — who’s old enough to know better — to put out offensive lyrics. And he wanted to get on Oprah?!? Please. . .

Hey SxyQBlondie, Rozza

OMG! He was gorgeous in A Different WOrld and the Janet video. WTF happened?!?!?!?!?

OMG! He was gorgeous in A Different WOrld and the Janet video. WTF happened?!?!?!?!?

So this is where everybody is

Hey M-Daddy!

@Sydney(Check me out!)

Hey M-Daddy!

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Hey Sydney, whats the word?

@SYDENY

APOLOGY ACCEPTED MARQUIS!! I READ UR COMMENT THE OTHER DAY

I’m mad at Luda, M-Daddy. Did you hear about this new song he put out?

@MDADDY

SUP BRO

@ Sydney(Check me out!)

I’m mad at Luda, M-Daddy. Did you hear about this new song he put out?

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Naw, whats up with it??

@ the real dre(her name is tamea)wowww(Check me out!)

@MDADDY

SUP BRO

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MACKIN AZZ DRE!!!!! Whats good playa?

@M-Daddy

He called Hillary a “b**ch” in the song along with some other things. And an Obama spokesperson put out this statement: Obama spokesman Bill Burton says: “As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to. This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual, he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”

WHITNEY FT AKON…. SHE’S BACKKKK

@MDADDY

chllin bro, it’s raining hard over here tho!!!

M-Daddy, what’s up with your boy, Dre?

What a teenie, weenie weiner.

Doesn’t he have a drug problem?

HEY SYDNEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING WOMAN?

@MS WALLS

HEY HEY MOMMA! WHAT YOU DOING?

Hey SexQBlondie! Girl, I’ve been busy, how are you? Are you and Plies an “item?” lol

his body is locked on SWOLE fo’ real1 like the true SMAK ADDICT he is!

I live in Nyc and I see him ALL THE TIME in SoHo and Bklyn. When I saw him spring of last year he looked good back then.SMH

That is what happens when you stop doing drugs…you gain weight….LOL…dayum….

Hi Ms. Sugar Walls

@SYDNEY

PLIES IS MY BUDDY, BUT NO WE ARENT AN ITEM. ACTUALLY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, AND I HAVE A MAN. BUT, HE’S COMICAL DURING THE DAY, AND SENSIBLE DURING THE EVENING HOURS. MOST NIGHTS I’M UP LATE DUE TO MY AWKWARD SHIFT. AFTER I’VE CHECKED ALL MY EMAILS, AND MESSAGES, WHEN I’M SURFING AROUND LATE NIGHT, BECAUSE IM BORED AS HELL, PLIES IS NORMALLY UP THEN ON HERE AS WELL. HE AND I HAVE VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS. HE’S VERY INTELLIGENT.

@SxyQBlondie

Girl, you have me the full run-down, lol. No, I can tell he’s very intelligent — very nice! I think that’s sweet.

*gave*

if plies is intelligent then all coons are highly educated and don’t do drugs and do not have multiple babymamas!!!!

omigosh ..he’s so fluffy now..ewwwww.. I remember when he was on that Janet video Years ago he was so fine..ewww ..I’M STAYING in the gym okayy!!

LOL@SYDNEY, WHAT MADE YOU ASK IF PLIES AND I WERE AN ITEM?

@SxyQBlondie

I don’t know, girl. . .you two seemed to have a connection, like you were in your own little cyber-world. It was cute.

@SYDNEY

HE’S A COOL GUY, ONCE HE’S DONE CRACKING JOKES ON PEOPLE FOR THE DAY(LOL)

He looks like the Geico Cavemen… wow. Not a good look

So, he’s like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? One personality comes out during the day and the other at night? Sounds intriguing.

@Nikki Underwood…. LMAO from that statement.

He should of worn boxers and left something to the imagination. Terrible !

@FNH

LMAO!!

he has a white body, what do u expect he takes after his white mammy

Why does the girl look black in the main pic , then white or latino in the others , the lighting for these pic is confusing on her.

But damn clear as hell on his fatt ass!

….but I would still hook up with him , I would just keep thinking of ” la la la” ” lets wait a while before it too late …”

…thanks for the memories janet!!!

I bet i can find 1,000,000 soprt and militery guys and admires on internet !

jion us and show your respect to i like this poem. ——-Uniformedmatch*com————-

Mm hmm…used to see him around Santa Monica with everything but a sistah back when he was fine. Now he has gone to the dogs and has come back home. I say we send his a$$ back to Heather and Sung Lee. Especially with that lil bump in his Speedos…..

i just threw up in my mouth…..

LOL, isnt this the n*gga all you women drooled over in that janet jackson video?

Lol he’s the first n*gga who ever “gained” weight using crack!

lose weight,please!

good luck to all!

Gary Dourdan looks like a Samoan. I like Samoans, they’re good people. At least he’s not gay. He needs to kick the drugs, though.

above, quick edit: when I say ‘at least he’s not gay’ — I should have said, ‘at least he’s not a narcissist’. I offended the homosexuals here, and that wasn’t cool.

@ Nita

I don’t see any Samoan there. I see a man that’s possibly black and white and had too much to eat.

That’s a damn shame. I’m just smh at this ish. He used to me so hot and then went and lost his damn mind.

The only thing that could save him is maybe he gained weight because he stopped doing drugs.

I don’t imagine he is pleased with this photo, well not as long as his vision is clear.

This is exactly the reason I prefer vulcans and klingons. Klingons especially.

@jackjack “SOMEBODY TELL LUDA TO SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH THAT BULLSH*t SONG THAT JUST LEAKED OUT TO THE MEDIA. THE REPUBLICANAS ALREADY ARE TRYING TO SCARE WHITE PEOPLE AND THIS DUMB *SS NICCA IS TALKING ABOUT PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK AND CALLING HILLARY A B*TCH.

DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS…I SWEAR.

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125% COSIGN- QUIT SCARING THE WHITE FOLKS, WE WOULD LIKE TO GET HIM ELECTED/ NOT ASSASSINATED!!!THINK!! “IT”S NOT THEM THAT”S KILLING US, IT”S US THAT’S KILLING US, USE YOUR BRAIN”……..

damn, this will never b a good look…and i will never eat sausages again, dead ass

testing.. damn gravie

well i think he gained that weight because of stress looks to me like he’s no longer on drugs either,,at lest he stuck with a sisst’a,,,

testing 2…

damnit! ok i give up….

Mm hmm…used to see him around Santa Monica with everything but a sistah back when he was fine. Now he has gone to the dogs and has come back home. I say we send his a$$ back to Heather and Sung Lee. Especially with that lil bump in his Speedos

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You all are too funny!!!!!!!!

I loved him on A Different World, on CSI he was starting to look a little weird. Now… well…the above statement just about said it all!

Are u sure that’s him….please say it’s not!!!!

TEsT

They need to stop playin’ that ain’t Gary Dourdan…! Is it?

He is shaped like a fat woman with small boobs!

I ran into him — literally — on the streets of NYC 8-9 years ago and he was hellafine back then!

Oh well. And that hair ain’t working for me either.

I’ve just fallen out of love (sigh)

I was in love till the speedo WTF the white side played him thank God for eyes.I was going to hit rehab for him keep the trunks on always unless you wanna buy the pump or xstendzz…SMH.

no offence too the skinny,thin or small framed women in the world but ummmmmmmmm. He needs a small frame female. what Big chick feeling that unless she faking because she fat.

not a good look. his ankles are even swollen. Didn’t he sign up for Celebrity Fit Club? He looks really feminine, chubby. I hope he looses that weight.

Well, at least, he’s smiling!

ole plumpkin a$$….. shame.

I can’t knock him…his lady is fire…

He must be off the Drugs now thats why hes getting fat!!!!! Hes Eating and taking care of himself. So lets lay off the man…….

Gosh, he used to be so handsome when he was in that Janet Jackson’s video,”That’s the way Love goes.” Too bad he got hooked on drugs. Drugs are a bummer.

HE USED TO BE SO HOT IN ‘DIFFERENT WORLD’. BUT YALL NEED TO LAY OFF IS PEE PEE. HE GOT ‘SRINKAGE’ LIKE GEORGE FROM SEINFELD.

Worse part is when new season of CSI starts dude will be ripped and back in shape. The yo-yoing of actors today, same thing with Toby Maguire from Spiderman. Between filming he didn’t work out and got fat but when filming starts, whole different story.

Ewww,Ewww and Ewww….his body is jacked up! People are always giving women a hard time….well, men need to take care of themselves too! And he looks nazzzty. His legs look like hamhocks! And there’s no cuteness to be found in these pics of Gary.

Hot Mess! His date is pretty though. No homo

Dude looks like a young bootleg overweight Bill Dee Williams.

Billy

Girlie got a nice camel toe. The things money can get a bootleg nicca SMH.

I REALLY had to look HARD to make sure ya’ll were right! Back in the 90s I had a SERIOUS thang for him. I know he’s in his 40s and yo body makes changes but DAMN!!!!!! Wear a tshirt and board shorts in the future!

OMG!

My heart is now broken. I REALLY did not need to see him in this state.

DAYUM, GARY! WTF happened to you?

how could someone look so fine with clothes on and have lady thighs with them off…his body is strange…and it is hard to turn away from it…reminds me of the scene in the wizard of oz when they were grooming the lion to meet the wizard and he was all stretched out on the table…”Roar! I say Roarrrrr!!”

is it me or is his body kinda … girly?

I am so happy he looks this way! It makes him look like any normal brother! I have a serious crush on him now and since way back when he was on the cover of Essence and married to Rhoshomba. I especially loved him playing a haunted Malcolm X in a made for TV movie on Muhammad Ali wit Terrence Howard.

I saw him in person a few years back at a Cosby Screenwriting Fellows function where he was the host, and I wanted to ask him about the Phil Lynott project he was supposed to be doing, and I couldn’t do it. He was too fine, and I didn’t want my feelings hurt if he turned out to be a dick. In person (back then) he was like the perfect man. I still think he’s fine, but come on, the brotha is older. Hell, I’ve put on some pounds over the years. Seeing this just made my day.

I wouldn’t throw Gary out of my bed. As long as he’s healthy, I won’t clown a brother for being a grown ass man hitting middle age. Sh%t, most brothers wish they looked as good as him with or without the pot belly.

I’ll miss him on CSI. He was the only reason I watched that show.

awwwww why did he let himself go?

Soggy.Gary’s the before, chicky’s the after. I wonder what y’all gone say after fit club cause Harvey don’t play.This pic is like scared straight. Straight to the gym for me from now on. Thank God it isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Some of these jokes really helped me ease the frustration of rough work day, TGIF! I wish y’all stop that arguin’ though. I know you have to stand up for yo sef but can’t we all get along?

I just flashed back at the pic and saw side-show bob, mmh, mmh, mmh. Almost as funny as the red head who took Gary Coleman’s virginity!

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Ewwwwww!

pot belly is sometimes very annoying, it make you looks quite fan;,:

you will easily get pot belly if you are eating too much carbohydrates _