Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Sausage Thighs
Posted by Bossip Staff
Gary Dourdan was spotted frolicking on the beach with his lady friend in Ibiza recently. We like him much better with his clothes on. He’s got a rather strange body type, not to mention those speedos are looking a little on the baggy side the front. SMH.
More of Gary on the beach are just a click away.
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WTF?
He is Big Foot of the Oceans….
I aint neva seen a ass like that (in my Em voice)
Pure Taco meat running down his torso
It looks like he has a prick…not a penis
Um…..HELL NAW!!!!!!
saggy flatty bootie…
Dear god!!
that cant be him. I use to have a crush on him back in the ‘Different World’ era!!!
yuck!
see fellas, this is NOT what you want to become. Please stay in that gym!
He looks like the cavemen dude from Geico
@Nikki Underwood LMAO!!!
My, my, my…he’s quite the lumpster…
He looks like he would have flippers for feet.
Re…he does…
ok so why did i think that was SINBAD in the 1st pic?
My question is, “Who is that chick he’s with?”
UMM…O-K
Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”
UMM…O-K
Imagine the dead weight…”mannnn, you best get up off me…I-Can’t-BREEEEEEFF!!!!”
OH HEWL NAWL!!!
WHAT THA HEWL HAPPENED???!!
No wonder he’s going to be on the next Celebrity Fit Club. When I heard that news, I couldn’t understand why. Now I see!
DAMMIT GARY!! YOU JUST SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYED EVERY SEXY THOUGHT WE HAD ABOUT YOU SINCE THE AGAIN VIDEO. DAMMIT!!
sorry but who is that nigga? he looks like a cross between sinbad and the nigga from CSI
HEY AFIYA
HOW ARE YOU MOMMA?? WHERE YOU BEEN?
@ Illumnati
LOL
It is the n*gga from CSI!! The one they just killed off.
Damn – he could get it from me!!!! I think he looks MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!
His girl is cute too – but I’m jealous!!! She needs to keep her legs off my mans shoulder!!!
IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?
He looks like an oompa loompa, and he needs to go on Celebrity Fit Club…………stat!!
@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD ESQ. says: Don’t go on VACATION and come home on PROBATION
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DAAAYUM!!!!!!!
FOR A SEC I THOUGHT YOU OWNED THIS ONE!!! LOL!!!
OMG!!! What happened to him???
he looks like a neanderthal
not a good look.
OOOPS!!!
OH WELL BRUH…
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, LIL’ MOMMA IS BANGIN!!!!!!!
Doesn’t he know that black folks don’t get their hair wet? Someone get this brother some snap back.
the water mus tbe COLD!!!!!!
THAT NIGGR LOOK LIKE A BLK CAVEMAN!
damn the nigga from CSI really fell off. Looks like he was hidin a lot under that lab coat. Nigga you need 2 give that speedo shit a rest. Plus his hair looks like a black version of side show bob from the simpsons. This calls 4 an official Nigga Please.
@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.
BIG CHOC-LADITE,BLK NEANDERTHAL LOOKING NIGGR THERE!
Rozza, I need you to shut your mouth….PATRICK from songebob though????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ Smokey…you are naughty…but I peeped it.
he was fine as fuck until i saw this image…i just had LUNCH!
bossip is wrong for “SAUSAGE THIGHS”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…
BAD Bossip, BAD!
shit i can go to a mirror if I wanna see something like this.
I come to you for pretty people. lets go
LOL! @ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE!
@ Rozza
@I’m Just Me: “IS THE WATER COLD OR IS THAT N*GGA NOT PACKING?” I am so dead right now! I hope that is the effect of cold water. He is looking all squishy like Patrick from SpongeBob. i guess he is a little bloated.
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Yes he does have the Patrick look down pact. I was just asking because i thought he’d have way more than that. You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.
FORGET THAT DUDE, The friend of his is off the hook, Can we do a feature on her.. CHEA!!
His girl is bangin though!
~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~
EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess
look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset
~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh~
THAT NIGGA NEED THAT SHYT CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD IN THE MOST IMMEDIATE SENSE….LOOKING LIKE A PERVERTED UNCLE.
at least now we know that niggas shit wasn’t weave, seems like it held up in that water
YUCK
Those drugs kept his weight down so he’d have that chiseled look.
I’ll hold on to my Different World Shazah memories!
@ re
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
LMAO @ i’m just me
NIKKI U! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!LOL ANYWAY !
and HE’s tryin to cover HER up with the towel. Nigga are you serious? Fuck celebrity fit club he needs 2 get his ass on a bowflex. All those catered sets on CSI clearly got his ass
UGH…What a bad body! He is built like a lady that just gave birth to twin boys. LOL
1 speedo size SMAAAAAALLLLLL!
and HE’s tryin to cover HER up with the towel.
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HE NEEDS TO COVER HIS AZZ WITH THAT TOWEL!
yall know that this nigga has to be paying ole girl…He is disgusting looking and the nigga look high coming out of the water. He look like a flat chested bitch! LOL
the chick is looking at him” like..okay..just a couple more hours..that is all that I have to do..just a couple of more hours to this mess pass out..then I am out with real big d*ck niggas..
Re
Looks like he would have smells during intercourse…
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mojojojo
~give me a min to wipe the vomit from my mouth~
EWWWWW i used to love him OMG he looks a hotmess
look @ his hair he looks like his perm got wet. i cant belive him i am so upset
~oh god here it comes again blaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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I’m Just Me (JOSH ALLEN’S # 1 STAN!!! GO JOSHIE, GO JOSHIE)
You don’t even see any balls in those things. Looks like a fat puss or something.
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DEAD @ ALL 3!!!!!!!!
Main pic? That’s Billy Dee Williams and Mel B…
Ummmmm…..I think I’d still do him….just with the lights off….and at least this time that chic he is with is Black lookin’…..
CHILE LOL DAT SHPAE IS AWFUL!
Speedos can barely be tolerated on those who professionally swim. On anyone else, they are just man-panties.
@Illuminati: He has some nerve with the towel. This is one case where a sarong is definitely called for. His thighs just got girl-fat.
I guess he and Terrance Howard have the same syndrome U-NEED-2-GET-YO-DUMPY-LUMPY-CONCH-WEARIN’-ASS-BACK-IN-THE-GYM-ITIS…
@suga walls
dead!!!
dead
dead
dead
LMAO @ sugar walls
@ sugar walls
you would know this, was it lil flip that was the houston rapper with aids that paid a bitch off when she found out?
Webbed feet…like the Creature from the Black Lagoon…
@I’m Just Me: A FAT PUSS!!?!?!?! Oh. My. God. Like Cartman, I think I have read the funniest stuff I have ever seen!
gross… .must be nice to be on vacation tho
WOW! He use to be in shape. SMH
@ Rozza
true dat, the nigga needs to get help, look in the second thumbnail he’s about to fall over cause he can’t balance that potbelly wit his fat ass
LIKED him (his body) MUCH better in that AGAIN video with Janet Jackson.
ellk. Now!
Wow he has really let himself go! He used to be fine as hell on a diffrent world and on csi. The woman he’s with needs to tell him to take his fat, bloated as* to the gym asap.
Aaaaawww Shaza, nothing about this is attractive!!!
The thighs, the cankles, the ill-fitting banana hammock. All wrong…
Re, please meet him at the airport and forcible confiscate his Speedo and add to the bonfire with Prince’s socks n’ clunky sandals please.
@ finesseyoswagger
is that you in the pic?
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!
He had to leave all his jewlery on in the water because his fingers are too fat to get those rings off.
*giggling* So that’s what a ding-a-ling looks like. Kinda like a dick, only a lot smaller. Okaaaaaay…WOOOOO….Would you look at the time? Funny how time flies, but…yeah…gotta go um…er…um…shave my hamster. Yeah! Gotta go shave my hamster. But you keep…just keep it!
What a mess: Drugs and alcohol.
No wonder him an Hallae did work out…
He needs to talk to da Subway guy…
Women used to be like, on yo big time….
@ MOJOJO
sure is took that in the beg of the summer
http://www.PillowStash.com
I don’t want to read about any nigga hatin on this dude..You couldn’t in a lifetime pull a broad like this..
Do you thing nigga…Get gwap all day everyday
have you no shame you fucking fat slob???
LMAO
Damn ya’ll going hard. Pure comedy
His girl is official
When did speedo’s become the ish??? If your body is not on point, step away from the speedo’s, they are not for you. You have to be built like David Beckom to pull that look off. Would someone please tap him on the shoulder and hand him a pair of boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Looks like he is still carrying the after-birth.
When did all this happen?
it’s not hard 2 stay skinny when u’re man is fat as that nigga
Ain’t nuffin’ like a frigid-ass MICRODICK fresh out da sea!
these comments have got me crying!!!!
4 real tho, he needs to stop playing and pull off the fat suit . I know he ain’t shaped like that for real.
That nigga is in Ibiza with a bad ass broad, while most of you broke ass niggas is in a one bedroom apartment with bills mounting…Stop the Hate.
Get your shit together cause an ugly fat nigga like this is gettin better girls…Lol who looks like the ugly fat slob nigga in a speedo now??
Lol your whole life is in a speedo!
he shoulda got extra small speedos instead of size small
@ strong black man
u dick ridin this nigga pretty hard. U a cubby chaser? I’m gonna stay clownin the nigga, cuz I’m washing shirts wit my abs while that nigga looks like the maytag repair man
Boy this dude has some CONFIDENCE!!! I don’t dare put on my kinny until I make sure everything is tight and right but dude is like FUKK IT imma do me.
@ThePrince
broke niggas make jokes nigga
That nigga doin something right while you steady hatin for a couple of laughs.
WHAT UP MOJOJO??
Damn @Strong Black Man
You taking this pretty hard ain’t you? You talking about us but where were you when this pic was taken? You must be on the boat in the background of the first pic looking @ Gary’s flabby ass.
@ Rozza
don’t want no short d*ck man!
just me!!!!!!!!!!!
my gurl whats good
damn, he used to be so fine when he played shazza zulu on different world
OMG i can’t take ya’ll today. gotta catch my breath!! gotdam them sausage legs
Mojojo i am about to email u Momma.
@ strong black man
nigga please 2 u and that fagget ass nigga. I’m doin me and I ain’t clit ridin that shrimp dicked fat ass washed up fagget nigga. I hit those caliber bitches, AND WHAT. fuck that nigga, and fuck you 2 nigga. Dick ridin homie like he’s fly, the nigga is garbage.
strong black man
shut the fuck up got damn it
why do you care we hating on him? areyou his PR rep if not sit back and read the jokes and join in if you care too. if not shut the fuck up, go sit in the corner and suck ya thumb
“Damn @Strong Black Man
You taking this pretty hard ain’t you? You talking about us but where were you when this pic was taken? You must be on the boat in the background of the first pic looking @ Gary’s flabby ass.”
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I just wouldn’t hate on a nigga who could put your home in his apartment…don’t sense.
SBM
Friend dont take it so hard. Next time he goes to
Spain I will make sure the Paparazzi snap photos
of you and ur lover Gary Dourdan as your strolling out
the water arm in arm in matching extra small Speedos!!!
So are you a bottom or top dude?
@theprince
sure you do, then you woke up bloggin and thinkin your life was his
@ illuminatitheprince
lmaooooooo get him
@smokey
that’s funny comin from a trick who would fuck this nigga, if he decided to get at you…SAD…keepin them honest
Gary look like he has not done a leg press since he was in Janet’s video. He is a nice size, he just need some muscles. Right now he has female thighs
@ strong man
at no time did I wake up thinking I was a the hefty nigga from CSI. go fuck yaself.
http://www.PillowStash.com
lol get ya’ll somethin nice for your house.
ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE
LOL,
when did smokey say she would fuck him?
This man is doing something right???
STRONG BLACK MAN, May we remind you this is the same guy who was busted for possesion of coccaine. This is the same guy who recently was photographed holding hands with his kids and smoking a ciggy in the other hand….But he’s real decent though right? OH PLEASE!!!!!!
700 percent little niggas…4 store distributions
http://www.PillowStash.com
lol hop on it, before the prices go up..
Plus his hair looks like a black version of side show bob from the simpsons. This calls 4 an official Nigga Please.
LMBAO…. omg!!now THAT was funny!!! i had such a crush on him, I only watched CSI b/c of him..now I am happy they killed him off.. ugh, so sad right now…
@Smokey
c’mon you and the rest of these out of wedlock child bearin hoes would hop on the first nigga that’s better then the niggas you let hit raw
They just jokes @ Strong Black Man….damn take a Midol.
Bossip blocks my stories/scripts…bastards.
@ strong man
u up in here dick ridin talkin on every1 like they should be worshipping this nigga for his obscure role on CSI and whatever other acting he’s done. What is even this niggas name? We ain’t talkin about michael jordan here. it’s the fat nigga from csi. Now we know the microscope wasn’t for examining evidence it was 2 locate that dried up tootsie roll floating around in that speedo
(Putting Gary in the sleeper and throwing him in the back of my car)
“Time to visit the bonfire….”
@ re that some nasty fuckin shit lol…smells? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anybody fuckin someone with smells needs to ditch them pronto..lol and RE what you know about smells hahahaaaaa!
@Strong Black Man:
I figured it out!! Johnny Gill is that you?
Strong Black Man is Back and Stuntin on them Hatas(Check me out!)
@smokey
that’s funny comin from a trick who would fuck this nigga, if he decided to get at you…SAD…keepin them honest
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How you know I want to F–k Gary? Oh thats right
you was in line before me with you vaseline in one hand!
Gary must have been your first, cause ur ass is
still leaking from him! Let it go men, let it go
you lost one! Maybe Puffy is looking for a piece, did u ask him?
@ strong black man
sorry I’m not up in here dick riddin the 08 version of sinbad, while tryin to slang some bullshit ass pillow comforters. Nigga you need 2 sit down. I seen ya site, and don’t nobody wanna order no bed from your broke self.
OMG – What happened to my man!! lawdjeezus.
“I got this fantasy of settin the corporate world on fire”
lol http://www.PillowStash.com
lol i’m watchin the website counter go up as we speak….30632 hits today…lol haters want a job?
@SBM-You are really going hard, are you really Gary???
If not I wonder if he would even sign an autograph for you on the street and your talking like you are ready to DIE for this ni@@a! SMH
@Theprince
lol it’s all good…4 store distributions..You can keep your $37 dollars…lol
your broke, your man’s broke and y’all both need 2 eat a dick.
“If not I wonder if he would even sign an autograph for you on the street and your talking like you are ready to DIE for this ni@@a! SMH”
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hate is a disease, a drug…Black and ugly as ever however, that nigga got a bad broad and is in Ibiza..while the niggas that’s hatin is lookin over their shoulders for their bosses…lol owned
Strong black man
AWWWW SHIT i have been waiting for some one cus SMDH was boring me. ok you are sitting her getting mad cus we was getting on ya man? who gives a rat ass, but you . so this makes me wonder are you gay as may or do you know this man. you sitting up here calling everyone out their name cus we got on ya boo boo? NIGGA please so now lets get on ya ugly ass. nigga you look like dressed up i remember that other pic you had with the superman shirt. DC comis should have sued ya ugly ass for false advertisement/ i mean have you seen ya self got damn i mean look!! Get the fuck off this site and go get ya life together
@ strong black
nigga I wouldn’t buy that bullshit if u paid me. What stores? Walters broke shitty furniture on 45th and summerset? go fuck ya self. You steadily bitten the pillowstash for gary. fagget
@Prince
lol broke?
yeh you right…where you at?? in one of the desolate neighborhoods of New York???lol terrible…get your hoody ready for them winters nigga
* i meant you look like dressed up shit on a stick
lol pay your energy bill too, i hear it gets cold as fuck…Imma stay my broke, ugly ass in 70 degree weather while you shovelin snow..Then I’m goin to go to Miami and stunt..whats your address so i can send you a christmas card or something
@ strong black man
what? nigga u sellin some bullshit fuckin pillow and suddenly u’re hollywood? I flip properties and sell whips, nigga I wouldn’t wipe my ass wit cha bedding. Where u @ sweatin up the pillowstash sheets with ashy gary? u’re a HOMO son, u don’t want it wit me
and are you serious withthis pillow shit
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NIGGA this economy is fucked up aint noboady trying to buy ya wak shit you better get a site for discount gas asshole
http://www.pillowstash.com
On the page, there is a link you can go to and see what stores we in..
lol i’m workin on 3 more as we speak little nigga…when I get on Collins Ave.. it’s a rap…Then public nigga..Wal-Mart comes callin..But these 4 stores are making me money right now.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You u came on here preaching and sh!t looking for a online fight!!!LOL!
Damn I forgot you like D!CK, so the word SAUSAGE got you in here! LOL!
Stop taking D!ck in you man-vagina and relax.
Aren’t you scheduled to be doing a POR-N0 with Busta Rhymes
I heard you get to wear the heels and lingerie this time.
@ strong
please the front is critical.
the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.
and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella
he has a woman-ish body
@prince
lol you want to talk property?
lol the house in Waterford Lakes and the Condo flat on Washingto..be serious…lol pick a weekend and take a vacation
lol I love it…Nigga flippin properties…lol like that’s a “new hustle”…been there done that, still doin it
It is a bad pic and a man should never wear Speedos unless he’s going to the Olympics. What’s stopping the brother from getting a haircut? I’m straight as an arrow but I’d much rather look at the chick. Get it together Gary.
Just make sure that Busta Rhymes uses your pillow
for support when ur arching ur back to throw it back on him!
Let us know if your pillow stands up to it’s
durability after that romp in the bed with Busta Buss!
“nigga u sellin some bullshit fuckin pillow and suddenly u’re hollywood?”
LMAO*******DEAD*****ROTFLMBAO
SBM-Do your pillows come in other colors or is it just that big one in hospital white I see?????LOL
nigga I wouldn’t wipe my ass wit cha bedding
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DEAD!!!
Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear..But personally I’ve never found him to be all that attractive.
@Prince-Stop your killing me!!
“the only weather you stay in is with your chin up smiling while gary makes it rain.
and we all know u ain’t got no umbrella”
OMG****LOL
@ smokey
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gotta make sure they are sturdy
STEFANY
“Damn all he need is a bone in his hair and a spear…”
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DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the look on his face in the last pic, he must of let his little fishie out to play a little!!!! i aint mad at that, but that damn hair, I AM!
what kind of fuckery?
Is that “stong” black man? I ain’t never heard of a strong black man insulting sistas he don’t even know on a blog, but then again, some peoples definitions of a strong black man may vary…closer to weak ugly pussy nigga.
LMAO @ PRINCE
Self made while you bitch made..
can’t respect that your whole perspective is wack
LAUREN
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hun, sorry to be greeting u under such circumstances
love the photo!
I love it…More hate…lol all ya’ll got bosses…I’m my boss..
lmaoooooooooo
@ ya pillows
@Lauren
lol I ain’t gettin into you so stay out of it, but if you want to go that route..lookin like Jim Carey when he played the “Riddler”
your smile sucks lol
SBM-Don’t repeat Jay-z lines, it makes you look lame. OPPS to late Mr. pillow man!
you the boss of what pillows nigga? lmaoooooooooo i cant take no more ya’ll got me crying over here Oh God. a boss? A BOSS? lol!!!!! NUCCA you are not a boss an employee but not a boss
exactly what I expected him to respond with…
http://www.PillowStash.com
I’m going global..when i’m doin an Interview with CNBC i’ll let ya’ll know..Lol grossed $117,000 in the 2nd quarter..
More hate, More Hate
What in the world happened to Shazza? He needs a summertime Bally’s membership–and to never ever where those trunks again.
On a positive note, Ibiza looks beautiful…
“lmaoooooooooo
@ ya pillows”
LOL, how many times are y’all gonna kill this nigga??? HE IS DEAD!
probably couldn’t afford it anyway..Stores don’t except bounced checks
Smoke…Thanx boo!!
I’m glad SBM didn’t “grace” us with his photo, nigga lookin like Bubba from Forrest Gump.
Yup Bubba get paid…take care of them children now…before the rob me in 10years
Off of Pillows that you cut a hole in???? People buy regular ass pillows everyday…..
Okay y’all are in RARE form today!!!! LMAO at work and these white folks think I lost my mind! hahahahahahaha
that nigga looks like tyrone biggums with ashy larry arms
THIS PICTURES PROVES THAT GUYS GET CELLULITE TOO.
UGH. HE LOOKS NASTY
HE GOT THE NERVE TO HAVE PWT ON HIS ARM
SFG = SHAMEFOGAWD!
Bubba ain’t gettin paid shyt, they stopped playin Forrest gump (long ass movie) on T.V. that nigga work at Blockbuster on MLK blvd. and his loyalty checks go straight to his baby’s mammas
hold on ya’ll we forgot what we were getting on we were talk about SBM boo boo Gary! Hey SBM did ya boo buy any?
@BUBBA-YOUR PILLOWS SUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
I’m going global..when i’m doin an Interview with CNBC i’ll let ya’ll know..Lol grossed $117,000 in the 2nd quarter..
More hate, More Hate
all lies i don’t know of any business person that makes that kind of money but finds time to argue back and forth on a blog…GTFOH with that lame shyt.
When you got 7 colleges totaling 300,000 kids in 50 square miles, not to mention Orlando happens to be a big city…
http://www.pillowstash.com
store distribution is listed.lol
@ strong black man
nobody ever heard of u or your whack fucking polyester blankets. u ain’t nobody, please sit down. The only 1.17 quarter you did was when the quarter pounder was cheap on thursdays. your a fool and don’t nobody care that you middle man shitty bedding from china.
He must have paid for her accompaniment on this trip…
F-CK THIS PILLOW BITING PICKLE SUCKER, U NEED A NEW GIMMICK :TWISTED:
So the fuck what? what the hell they gonna store IN they pillow that they can’t store UNDER it? dumb ass
lol Washington ave. 10838..the view is nice…lol making money in my underwear
@ strong
nigga ya website flopped quit frontin, the only shit u got in college is a defaulted student loan that debt collectors is chasin u 4. MSNBC don’t wanna interview your shitty ass, mainly because ain’t nobody heard of your shit or care about it, and since jim russell died all that sucking him off clearly went to waste. Your frontin and your a fagget. please stop, the only shit u got goin in orlando got deaded when lou pearlman got locked and that $50 a week you made sucking his dick dried up
the beauty of uneducated blacks= Hate
lol give me a second..this beautiful spanish girl named Shardae is on the phone
@SBM-We don’t want any of your used @ss pillows with Gary’s sweat on them smelling like after-birth!
THATS the address to this the local McDonalds stop front nucca damn
WTF happened? Im out
@ strong
Nigga the KKK wouldn’t be caught dead in your sheets
WHY ARE YOU SELLING PILLOWS?
SHOULDNT U BE BE WORKING ON YOUR NEXT BOOK
HOW TO SUCK A GOOD D!CK 4 A GOOD BRICK!
@ Strong
i’ll give u a minute. the same 2.99 a minute that “shardae” bitch is chargin. Nigga sit down
*cuts shower on*
*looks outside*
*Black G-35 parked neatly*
this is what hate gets you..
A wise man said “Never stop competing”
stay blessed
@SBM- Is it Shardae aka smelly Gary???
Oh i forgot
http://www.pillowstash.com
get yourself something nice
lol
Fuck Him, that chick he’s with is one of the finest jawn’s I’ve ever seen. Stop hatin on this nigga’ belly cause he’s still gettin in them girls paints.
nigga please, there ain’t nothing nice on that site, I looked. and I’ll never be bothered to look again. Your ‘82 G-35 ain’t impressing nobody. b gone
Something nice like one of those pillows you stole from the hospital??
Prince
TEEDY
MOJO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ strong black
the only shit u competed in was ms. tranny USA, go fuck yaself
@ Strong
i’ll give u a minute. the same 2.99 a minute that “shardae” bitch is chargin. Nigga sit down
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…Stop it!
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Teedy…LMAO! The hosptial tho??? LMAO??!!?!
My – what big pillows you have!
The better to bite on while my prostate is getting tapped.
Pillow even has a hole for lube.
Dang, first the drug possession thing, then he got killed off a major hit TV show…it shows, cause he has truly let himself go. She looks like a sister (or at least a half-breed) and that explains why she’s with him, cause trust don’t NO white woman want his a$$ now. But we will stick by you when you’re down
that nigga looked outside his mamma window and say his daddy 78 pacer get the fuck out of here
*cuts shower on*
*looks outside*
*Black G-35 parked neatly*
Too bad the window is the basement window and that G-35 is your mom’s.
lol happy hour at the Roxy starts in 40 minutes…
*walks in*
*Says wsup to Moe(joint ownership)
*table ready*
*seats shardae(the beautiful women in my old gravi*
still hatin…Imma have that gravi of my coupe up…Lol i’ll write it down, so i remember to take a picture..
*Never stop Competing*
He looks like his favorite food is pork chop sandwiches. He’s come a long way from being Shaza on a Different World (one of Freddie’s few love interests).
Shaza got a got a little dick and drop curls, pillow pushin ass nuccas tryin to make sales, whats the world commin’ to, goodnight ladies and gents, im off this thing
aAAAW look it ya’ll he’s typing his “fantasy” night, so we all can see what he’s “doing” …aaaww go head’ tell us more, tell us more!
(sarcasm) THIS IS SOOOO INTERESTING!!!
@ kesha
She looks like a sister (or at least a half-breed) and that explains why she’s with him, cause trust don’t NO white woman want his a$$ now. But we will stick by you when you’re down
GIRL you aint never lied!!
Night Dana Dizzane!
Shazza Zulu, get yer lil meaty self covered..
ya’ll be easy and don’t miss the bus..you know it’s like a 30 minute wait and your kids going to be pissed stranded at day-care..
roflmao…
http://www.pillowstash.com
I wonder how much “shardae” got paid for taking that picture with this slave cotton pickin ain’t worth a dolla outside not a in the house nigga??
That reminds me, I know a tranny in Miami named shardae, looks just like that wendy williams look alike in your old gravie…
Yea too bad I’ll be DRIVING to the daycare in my car….
*He jumps in the shower and wips Gary’s cum from his lips but not before he gets one last lick of that sweet candy!
LAWD JEEZUS HEP US!!! A GIANT MUTATED ROGER WOOD SAUSAGE HAS ESCAPED A GOVERNMENT LAB, DONNED SOME GREEN DRAWERS AND IS STALKING BONY WHITE WOMEN IN IBIZA!!!! NEWS AT 11.
@ Strong
you know im glad i hit refresh before i turned off the computer in my office, but before I hop into my 08′ 300, seeing as how i always donate to charity, how bout I help you pay the first months rent on your room ( cause we know you cant afford a house or apartment pushin pillows, lmao ) put me down for 50 lol, Night Lauren, Mojo, Bossip world!!
He must have a really nice piece and give great head b/c that girl cant say w/ a straight face she’s attracted to his body. That is just nasty!! She must be a model or actress looking for a come up!
How he call a fake satin blue pillow a decorative pillow? Cheap azz shyt. Probably sateen or Mase shiny suit material. Now you know you need to stop.
@Rozza♥,
“My – what big pillows you have!
The better to bite on while my prostate is getting tapped.
Pillow even has a hole for lube”
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****DEAD*****
@Teedy,
“He jumps in the shower and wips Gary’s cum from his lips but not before he gets one last lick of that sweet candy!”
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*****DEAD AGAIN*****
I gotta go y’all killin’ me…
SBM is sitting at the bus stop on one of his gay-assed pillows. Those benches are hard!
Good night Lauren!
SBM is operating from a basement that looks straight out of Wayne’s World.
night all
ima go piss on ya pillow SBM lmaooooooooooo
“I think I might sell a pillow this month! SCHWING!”
@SBM
i really like your marketing strategy
cannot hate on that…
i still think your pillow idea is wacker than shit but i know alot of those lazy fat mofos in this country will definitely cop it
but again really nice getting people riled up checking out the link…getting hits
I thought he was on rocks?
Night Auntie
Damn…
what the hell happened in here?
@ no name
the only thing that gets hits is strong black males tonsils whenever sweaty gary is in the building.
store.lotionspotionsvibes.com/23475.html
Get SBM’s weak ass pillows for 16 dollars cheaper.
ACT NOW!!
looks like gary is gonna have to spring for the lube now
@Rozza♥(Check me out!)
Speedos can barely be tolerated on those who professionally swim. On anyone else, they are just man-panties.
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MAN PANTIES! Or dare I say Manties?!
HA HA HA HA HA! That’s one of those things I’ll laugh at in a few hours when it pops into my head again.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, insert Yung Berg Pool Test jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously wtf has he done?? Drugs are bad mmkay (Mr Mackee from South Park). Look what he’s done to his body. He is definitely one brother he looks sexier WITH his clothes on, and dry.
SBM is sitting at the bus stop on one of his gay-assed pillows. Those benches are hard!
*cuts shower on*
*looks outside*
*Black G-35 parked neatly*
Too bad the window is the basement window and that G-35 is your mom’s
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!!!!!!!!!
*no words*
the dozens r up n’ runnin’ and in FULL EFFECT up in dis piece!
I got a headache from laughin’ @ 70% of this ish up in here!
I just hope he is clean form drugs. somebody likes his body…why do we care!?
@ illuminati
I checked store.lotionspotionsvibes.com/23475.html
that pillow is THREE DOLLARS!!!
…AND it advertises LUBE WITH THE PILLOW!!!
Jul 30, 2008 – 3:53 pm ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE(Check me out!)
@ strong man
at no time did I wake up thinking I was a the hefty nigga from CSI. go fuck yaself.
Jul 30, 2008 – 3:59 pm ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE(Check me out!)
@ strong black man
sorry I’m not up in here dick riddin the 08 version of sinbad, while tryin to slang some bullshit ass pillow comforters. Nigga you need 2 sit down. I seen ya site, and don’t nobody wanna order no bed from your broke self.
Jul 30, 2008 – 4:05 pm mojojojo(Check me out!)
* i meant you look like dressed up shit on a stick
Jul 30, 2008 – 4:06 pm ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE(Check me out!)
@ strong black man
what? nigga u sellin some bullshit fuckin pillow and suddenly u’re hollywood? I flip properties and sell whips, nigga I wouldn’t wipe my ass wit cha bedding. Where u @ sweatin up the pillowstash sheets with ashy gary? u’re a HOMO son, u don’t want it wit me
WORST INSULT EVER,EVER, EVER “looks baggy in front” WORST INSULT EVER worse then young berg’s dark butts
LMAO!!! Wooooow I almost died with laughter! Yeah he could of put away the speedos, and pulled out some surfer shorts instead; at least until that rehab weight is gone. Coming off the stuff makes you puffy for a bit, but at least this means he’s making progress. We’ll see the foine ass Gary again!
She bad….
All yall are dumb as hell for argiung with stong black man over the internet. Dont you know he started that shit so he could get yall to go check out his web site!!!! LMAO over this bullsh*t.
Naw he looks terrible them thick ass thighs on a man dont look right sick put your blasted clothing back on!!¬!
(opening cyber door, see’s rawkus..) OH NO..(runs into another room, slams door shut..lmao)
@sxyQ: How’s it going? Everybody is getting on SBM for trying to frony like he’s the Donald Trump of pillows and shit!!
@sexythangg: I haven’t clicked on the link (you never know what viruses are in unknown links), but I think he pissed folks off frontin’. Some people like to pretend, but they can get carried away. I had to get in some pillow jokes – it was just too easy.
SOMEBODY TELL LUDA TO SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH THAT BULLSH*t SONG THAT JUST LEAKED OUT TO THE MEDIA.
THE REPUBLICANAS ALREADY ARE TRYING TO SCARE WHITE PEOPLE AND THIS DUMB *SS NICCA IS TALKING ABOUT PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK AND CALLING HILLARY A B*TCH.
DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS…I SWEAR.
@ROZZA
WHA..PILLOWS??LOL, LMFAO. WHOOAAAA
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEP AWAY. STUFF GETS OUTTA CONTROL!! AND I MISSED IT ALL, LOL
OK, I’m going to need the Cliff Notes on this SBM controversy. . .
Yeah, jackjack, that Luda song is getting around and Obama’s camp has denounced it. . .as delicate as relations are now between the Obama and Clinton camps, I don’t know what would possess Luda — who’s old enough to know better — to put out offensive lyrics. And he wanted to get on Oprah?!? Please. . .
Hey SxyQBlondie, Rozza
OMG! He was gorgeous in A Different WOrld and the Janet video. WTF happened?!?!?!?!?
OMG! He was gorgeous in A Different WOrld and the Janet video. WTF happened?!?!?!?!?
So this is where everybody is
Hey M-Daddy!
@Sydney(Check me out!)
Hey M-Daddy!
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Hey Sydney, whats the word?
@SYDENY
APOLOGY ACCEPTED MARQUIS!! I READ UR COMMENT THE OTHER DAY
I’m mad at Luda, M-Daddy. Did you hear about this new song he put out?
@MDADDY
SUP BRO
@ Sydney(Check me out!)
I’m mad at Luda, M-Daddy. Did you hear about this new song he put out?
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Naw, whats up with it??
@ the real dre(her name is tamea)wowww(Check me out!)
@MDADDY
SUP BRO
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MACKIN AZZ DRE!!!!! Whats good playa?
@M-Daddy
He called Hillary a “b**ch” in the song along with some other things. And an Obama spokesperson put out this statement: Obama spokesman Bill Burton says: “As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to. This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual, he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”
WHITNEY FT AKON…. SHE’S BACKKKK
Damm who would’ve thought ?
@MDADDY
chllin bro, it’s raining hard over here tho!!!
M-Daddy, what’s up with your boy, Dre?
LMAO @ sugar walls
@ sugar walls
you would know this, was it lil flip that was the houston rapper with aids that paid a bitch off when she found out?_________________
I think so! Come on..look at the negro and I am sorry for getting back at u late..PLEASE forgive me!
What a teenie, weenie weiner.
I have to say that His rings on his hand is NOT pleading his case..His thighs are like a bitch and I know that IF he ever get locked up..MAN..big bubba, big Carl and BIG suge will have fun poking his ass! LOL
Doesn’t he have a drug problem?
HEY SYDNEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING WOMAN?
@MS WALLS
HEY HEY MOMMA! WHAT YOU DOING?
Hey SexQBlondie! Girl, I’ve been busy, how are you? Are you and Plies an “item?” lol
his body is locked on SWOLE fo’ real1 like the true SMAK ADDICT he is!
I live in Nyc and I see him ALL THE TIME in SoHo and Bklyn. When I saw him spring of last year he looked good back then.SMH
That is what happens when you stop doing drugs…you gain weight….LOL…dayum….
Hi Ms. Sugar Walls
@SYDNEY
PLIES IS MY BUDDY, BUT NO WE ARENT AN ITEM. ACTUALLY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, AND I HAVE A MAN. BUT, HE’S COMICAL DURING THE DAY, AND SENSIBLE DURING THE EVENING HOURS. MOST NIGHTS I’M UP LATE DUE TO MY AWKWARD SHIFT. AFTER I’VE CHECKED ALL MY EMAILS, AND MESSAGES, WHEN I’M SURFING AROUND LATE NIGHT, BECAUSE IM BORED AS HELL, PLIES IS NORMALLY UP THEN ON HERE AS WELL. HE AND I HAVE VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS. HE’S VERY INTELLIGENT.
DAMN YO AFTER ACTING ON “A DIFFERENT WORLD” THIS NIGGA BLEW UP…LITERALLY
ALL THE BANGIN SHORTIES WANT A DUDE WITH AN AVERAGE/THICKER BODY…I GUESS IT’S A SECURITY THING
…PLUS SIZE IS THE NEW LOOK
@SxyQBlondie
Girl, you have me the full run-down, lol. No, I can tell he’s very intelligent — very nice! I think that’s sweet.
*gave*
if plies is intelligent then all coons are highly educated and don’t do drugs and do not have multiple babymamas!!!!
omigosh ..he’s so fluffy now..ewwwww.. I remember when he was on that Janet video Years ago he was so fine..ewww ..I’M STAYING in the gym okayy!!
LOL@SYDNEY, WHAT MADE YOU ASK IF PLIES AND I WERE AN ITEM?
@SxyQBlondie
I don’t know, girl. . .you two seemed to have a connection, like you were in your own little cyber-world. It was cute.
@SYDNEY
HE’S A COOL GUY, ONCE HE’S DONE CRACKING JOKES ON PEOPLE FOR THE DAY(LOL)
He looks like the Geico Cavemen… wow. Not a good look
So, he’s like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? One personality comes out during the day and the other at night? Sounds intriguing.
@Nikki Underwood…. LMAO from that statement.
He should of worn boxers and left something to the imagination. Terrible !
@FNH
LMAO!!
he has a white body, what do u expect he takes after his white mammy
Why does the girl look black in the main pic , then white or latino in the others , the lighting for these pic is confusing on her.
But damn clear as hell on his fatt ass!
….but I would still hook up with him , I would just keep thinking of ” la la la” ” lets wait a while before it too late …”
…thanks for the memories janet!!!
I bet i can find 1,000,000 soprt and militery guys and admires on internet !
jion us and show your respect to i like this poem. ——-Uniformedmatch*com————-
Mm hmm…used to see him around Santa Monica with everything but a sistah back when he was fine. Now he has gone to the dogs and has come back home. I say we send his a$$ back to Heather and Sung Lee. Especially with that lil bump in his Speedos…..
i just threw up in my mouth…..
Daxn, Y’all crack me up Bossip Folk!! Hilarious!!
LOL, isnt this the n*gga all you women drooled over in that janet jackson video?
Lol he’s the first n*gga who ever “gained” weight using crack!
lose weight,please!
good luck to all!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that’s nasty……….Under any circumstance………ewwwwwwwwwwwwww…NASTY……….._______________________________
WET OR DRY= DEAD
Gary Dourdan looks like a Samoan. I like Samoans, they’re good people. At least he’s not gay. He needs to kick the drugs, though.
above, quick edit: when I say ‘at least he’s not gay’ — I should have said, ‘at least he’s not a narcissist’. I offended the homosexuals here, and that wasn’t cool.
@ Nita
I don’t see any Samoan there. I see a man that’s possibly black and white and had too much to eat.
That’s a damn shame. I’m just smh at this ish. He used to me so hot and then went and lost his damn mind.
The only thing that could save him is maybe he gained weight because he stopped doing drugs.
I don’t imagine he is pleased with this photo, well not as long as his vision is clear.
Forget Gary!!!! That young lady he’s with is sexy.
This is exactly the reason I prefer vulcans and klingons. Klingons especially.
@jackjack “SOMEBODY TELL LUDA TO SHUT THE F*CK UP WITH THAT BULLSH*t SONG THAT JUST LEAKED OUT TO THE MEDIA. THE REPUBLICANAS ALREADY ARE TRYING TO SCARE WHITE PEOPLE AND THIS DUMB *SS NICCA IS TALKING ABOUT PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK AND CALLING HILLARY A B*TCH.
DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS…I SWEAR.
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125% COSIGN- QUIT SCARING THE WHITE FOLKS, WE WOULD LIKE TO GET HIM ELECTED/ NOT ASSASSINATED!!!THINK!! “IT”S NOT THEM THAT”S KILLING US, IT”S US THAT’S KILLING US, USE YOUR BRAIN”……..
damn, this will never b a good look…and i will never eat sausages again, dead ass
testing.. damn gravie
well i think he gained that weight because of stress looks to me like he’s no longer on drugs either,,at lest he stuck with a sisst’a,,,
testing 2…
damnit! ok i give up….
Mm hmm…used to see him around Santa Monica with everything but a sistah back when he was fine. Now he has gone to the dogs and has come back home. I say we send his a$$ back to Heather and Sung Lee. Especially with that lil bump in his Speedos
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Dead…
You all are too funny!!!!!!!!
I loved him on A Different World, on CSI he was starting to look a little weird. Now… well…the above statement just about said it all!
Are u sure that’s him….please say it’s not!!!!
TEsT
They need to stop playin’ that ain’t Gary Dourdan…! Is it?
He is shaped like a fat woman with small boobs!
I ran into him — literally — on the streets of NYC 8-9 years ago and he was hellafine back then!
Oh well. And that hair ain’t working for me either.
I’ve just fallen out of love (sigh)
I was in love till the speedo WTF the white side played him thank God for eyes.I was going to hit rehab for him keep the trunks on always unless you wanna buy the pump or xstendzz…SMH.
no offence too the skinny,thin or small framed women in the world but ummmmmmmmm. He needs a small frame female. what Big chick feeling that unless she faking because she fat.
not a good look. his ankles are even swollen. Didn’t he sign up for Celebrity Fit Club? He looks really feminine, chubby. I hope he looses that weight.
Well, at least, he’s smiling!
ole plumpkin a$$….. shame.
I can’t knock him…his lady is fire…
He must be off the Drugs now thats why hes getting fat!!!!! Hes Eating and taking care of himself. So lets lay off the man…….
Gosh, he used to be so handsome when he was in that Janet Jackson’s video,”That’s the way Love goes.” Too bad he got hooked on drugs. Drugs are a bummer.
HE USED TO BE SO HOT IN ‘DIFFERENT WORLD’. BUT YALL NEED TO LAY OFF IS PEE PEE. HE GOT ‘SRINKAGE’ LIKE GEORGE FROM SEINFELD.
Worse part is when new season of CSI starts dude will be ripped and back in shape. The yo-yoing of actors today, same thing with Toby Maguire from Spiderman. Between filming he didn’t work out and got fat but when filming starts, whole different story.
I just can’t believe he’s wearing Speedos. He pose to have on swimming trunks or shorts or sumpin. Gotdayum.
Not cute. Not cute.
His thighs be chunked in a womanish sort of way. Bossip is right. He seems to have a strange body type.
Yuck.
Ewww,Ewww and Ewww….his body is jacked up! People are always giving women a hard time….well, men need to take care of themselves too! And he looks nazzzty. His legs look like hamhocks! And there’s no cuteness to be found in these pics of Gary.
Hot Mess! His date is pretty though. No homo
Dude looks like a young bootleg overweight Bill Dee Williams.
Billy
Girlie got a nice camel toe. The things money can get a bootleg nicca SMH.
that can’t be him, if it is then WTF?
@ SBM Why you mad son? Glok must have really hurt you cause you have went from SBM cool dude, to Negrodamus funny dude to SMB 2 mad shit talking dude. You may have a multiple personality Disorder. Maybe you need to see a professional head doctor….STAT.
I REALLY had to look HARD to make sure ya’ll were right! Back in the 90s I had a SERIOUS thang for him. I know he’s in his 40s and yo body makes changes but DAMN!!!!!! Wear a tshirt and board shorts in the future!
OMG!
My heart is now broken. I REALLY did not need to see him in this state.
DAYUM, GARY! WTF happened to you?
how could someone look so fine with clothes on and have lady thighs with them off…his body is strange…and it is hard to turn away from it…reminds me of the scene in the wizard of oz when they were grooming the lion to meet the wizard and he was all stretched out on the table…”Roar! I say Roarrrrr!!”
I am too mad at him. He is so sexy on CSI. Don’t judge a book ladies and gents!!
http://www.jay-ja.com
is it me or is his body kinda … girly?
I am so happy he looks this way! It makes him look like any normal brother! I have a serious crush on him now and since way back when he was on the cover of Essence and married to Rhoshomba. I especially loved him playing a haunted Malcolm X in a made for TV movie on Muhammad Ali wit Terrence Howard.
I saw him in person a few years back at a Cosby Screenwriting Fellows function where he was the host, and I wanted to ask him about the Phil Lynott project he was supposed to be doing, and I couldn’t do it. He was too fine, and I didn’t want my feelings hurt if he turned out to be a dick. In person (back then) he was like the perfect man. I still think he’s fine, but come on, the brotha is older. Hell, I’ve put on some pounds over the years. Seeing this just made my day.
I wouldn’t throw Gary out of my bed. As long as he’s healthy, I won’t clown a brother for being a grown ass man hitting middle age. Sh%t, most brothers wish they looked as good as him with or without the pot belly.
I’ll miss him on CSI. He was the only reason I watched that show.
awwwww why did he let himself go?
Soggy.Gary’s the before, chicky’s the after. I wonder what y’all gone say after fit club cause Harvey don’t play.This pic is like scared straight. Straight to the gym for me from now on. Thank God it isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Some of these jokes really helped me ease the frustration of rough work day, TGIF! I wish y’all stop that arguin’ though. I know you have to stand up for yo sef but can’t we all get along?
I just flashed back at the pic and saw side-show bob, mmh, mmh, mmh. Almost as funny as the red head who took Gary Coleman’s virginity!
That’s a totally informative text!
Ewwwwww!