Hovvy’s Vibe

Posted on July 31st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Jay-Z, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Jay-Z the Camel is VIBE’s 15th Anniversary “Juice” cover star. That sour-puss expression is a bit much – this cat is definitely not easy on the eyes.

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  • Al-Anon

    The only difference between an ugly old man and an distinguished gentlemen is money.

    Jay-Z is a distinguished gentlemen who is married to a beautiful woman.

  • cleen

    1st!!!!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    FALLLL BAACKKK!!

    LOL

  • http://tia.@gmail.com TiaMia

    3rd

  • cleen

    ok then 2nd

    damn

    *dreams killed*

    thanks Al-anon

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    I love Jay…but why does he always have that big ass nose up in the air…it’s so wide he must use a bath towel to clean it.

  • helloitsme

    i luv jay z

    omg im in the top ten oh hell yeah

  • cleen

    I don’t know how i feel about that picture. Maybe they were going for that retro look but it comes across more ‘polaroid’ than anything else.

  • Kesha

    Yeah, i wouldn’t f*ck with him…but hey, to each his own

  • BG

    I remember the first Vibe mag I ever saw, actually it was the Very first issue, it had Treach on the cover, they were passing them out at Freaknik, lol it was madd thin too… come along way….

  • SUNNYDAYZ

    There is no cost, but a lot of rewards, let’s continue to uplift one another ~ Philippians 4:13

  • Black Beauty

    He has a mug that only a mother, and B, could love. I am glad that she took his two-car garage, monster nostrils, soup-cooler having, rich,cocky, mean muggin ass off the market. Help the children, and I mean that literally.

  • Lady Architect

    Not my cup of tea, but to each its own.

  • Madame Enigma

    it’s so wide he must use a bath towel to clean it.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    lolol

    the image killed it

  • ICallItLikeISeeIt

    Not easy on the eyes at all. DAMN BEY!!!!!!!

  • Fellow Houstonian

    Man ya’ll just don’t know, I bet B sees what I see!!

    Get it B! You don’t need to be a looker to have skills, Get my drift!!!

  • 6 Figgaz

    Ne-Yo? Oh, my bad.

  • And…..(with 5 dots)

    Damn they could have at least put some vaseline on those razor sharp ashy soup coolers. His lips look like they would skin you alive if he kissed you.

  • vee-luv

    I know I love me some Jay I always had found him attractive since dead prez. That’s my shyt. I love u Jay lol

  • kai

    @Fellow Houston WTF is wrong with you…dick and money lol geeze…**blech**

    and lol @ afiya..

  • Way 2 Grown

    IT SEEMS THAT THE MOST COMMENTS PEOPLE HAVE TO OFFER IS HOW UGLY SOMEONE IS. BUT IM A HANDSOME GUY I DONT HAVE THEM ISSUES SO..HA! WHATEVER.

  • shesofine

    He’s not good looking at all…. I’d hit it though! :)

  • Fellow Houstonian II

    Those lips could only be good for one thang.

  • vee-luv

    beauty is in the eye of the beholder everyone is not going to find the same person attractive but I think Jay is attractive and I love his swagger.

  • Lady Shady

    “KEEPING It COOL” got the right idea! He could suck a fart out of an ass for sure. He probably has Bey screaming ey’day. I hear that, happy for her.

  • Fellow Houstonian

    @ Vee-Luv, yeah I love his swagger too, it is like some women find Denzel so attractive, well I find him average, not my cup of tea. B even said that he likes unusual guys the the norm………..and hell if I was B I would be on that face and out like a light with him putting me to sleep, LMAO!!!

  • Fellow Houstonian

    Sorry meaning “not the norm”

  • bree

    oh…..woooooooooooooooow

  • vee-luv

    well Bey has her own money (lots of it) and can have any man that she wants but she chose him so no it’s not all about the money. Grow up and except the fact that just b/c u may find him ugly or whatever doesn’t mean that everyone is going to agree with u.

  • TEEDY

    I LOVE JAY-Z!!!!!!!!!!!!DIKK SUCKING LIPS AND ALL!!!

  • Naideen

    Maybe he’d look better after an entire bottle of Remy!

  • CUTIE PIE

    To me this is a terrible shot!

    I could see all up in his nasal cavity

  • Preggo Me

    @ Fellow Houstonian

    If your man is THAT ugly, you have no other recourse but say that you don’t like guys that are the norm. I think that is the case with Beyonce here.

  • Lady Architect

    vee-luv,

    Lol calm down psyco girl. Who said anything about Bey being a gold digger? You just went off on some strange tangent. If anything you should grown up gettin all crazed on a blog site. I’m really just got that image in my head from dreamgirls where that chick bugged out about her n jimmy messin and everyone was confused.

  • Preggo Me

    I agree. Had this guy still been living in Marcy selling drugs, I bet hardly any chick would take a second look at him… Beyonce included. He probably couldnt even get a damn autograph from her if he tried!!! She and her Destiny’s childgirls would laugh at him.

  • vee-luv

    uhmmm…..u must of took that the wrong way and thought I was upset but I was just making a comment just like everyone else ready to get off of work in 10 mins and just trying to make the time go by it wasn’t addressed to u. I was just making my comments just like u. peace out…….it time for me go home.

  • Preggo Me

    I bet Beyonce would be 35 and still make excuses to procreate with him. She is worried about what her kids would look like and rightly so. Ugly kids dont come out with no swagger (CASH). So how do you love them?

  • Preggo Me

    @Vee Luv

    Beyonce money is no money compared to Jay-z money. Just saying…

  • JorgeOoOoOo

    It looks like they photoshopped his lips bigger or maybe its the angle.

  • Shelly

    Someone looks Photoshopped…lmao

  • Moreaces

    That mans lips are bigger than most folks head..

  • Moreaces

    I love Jay…but why does he always have that big ass nose up in the air…it’s so wide he must use a bath towel to clean it.

    ======================

    ***Dead***

  • NYC

    WHAT?! This is the “HUGE” star that they got for the cover! Garbage.

  • INOCENTbiSTANDR

    Isn’t this cover from aloonnnng time ago. Seems like I remember this same picture from back n da day

  • CUTIE PIE

    jay-z is rich..filthy rich at that. you think he doesn’t know he’s ugly and that his lips are huge?? he knows this and although it may hurt his feelings to hear people call him ugly his cool crip millions wipe those tears away

  • Mary J. Blige Has Super Powers

    Jesus Take The Wheel….Beyonce has to come back home to THAT everynight????

    Matter fact I also feel for his previous jumpoffs like Foxy and Amil.

  • Tammy

    THe lips are hugh. Then he has the nerve to be poking them out. I’m am all for the lip reduction.

  • oh please

    jjj go kill yourself and get it over with. don’t you have a rihanna shrine you can go worship or something?

  • marcus

    Hov is doing big thangs.

  • rebecca

    i like how he look so regular n not in a suit…dats wassup it looks like da old jay lol

  • cocoa

    Im suing vibe for mental anguish. That picture made my freakin’ neice cry. that’s some b.s they could of just put his name on the cover in big letters and called it a wrap. thanks alot vibe.that mofo is butt ridiculous ugly, a million dollars spread across his face might change it but when its gone its still ugly, yuck. what does his mornin face look like cause if thats his afternoon, night face I am gone quick fast.

  • http://www.sleep-deprivation-cd.com/?afl=43531 Christy

    So the hell what his nose is– what??..he has ethnic features..He’s African American and we are all different… Chill out with the Willie Lynch crap!!..

  • Karma23

    Jay could Get It!

  • http://violadjeddour viola

    JAY Z AND B ARE A GREAT COUPLE I’M A FAN OF THEM BOTH

  • http://violadjeddour viola

    JAYZ IS WHAT AREAL MAN LOOKS LIKE,HE IS A COOL CAT WE LOVE HIM SOME MUCH

  • 2cute4u♥♥♥

    Yeah Jay Z is cool, I just wish he hadn’t “tooted” his lips out like that!

  • BLKLOVE

    DEM LIPS LOOK STANK………………………………..

  • Erica

    Awww naw, ya’ll didn’t have to go at Jay like that! Hahahahahahaha. “Sour-puss” … he has his bad days and his good days though.

  • http://guidelive.com Soulwriter

    Mad love for J, but I’m not gonna be too thrilled to have this mag cover staring at guests from my coffee when it hits the mailbox soon (*Shuddering*). You’re still the man Jigga!!!

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  • Mikaela

    OK, honestly. How does Bey F**k him? HOW??? I’d put a bag over his damn ugly mug. For Real.

  • MYA

    OKAY I SEE THE TATTO ON THE RING FINGER , IT’S OFFICAL NOW JIGGA MAN

  • ke ke

    jay looks hood as hell I put this on every thing I love the ugliest hoes be the ones calling him names us pretty girls know that them guys with the green eyes, curly baby hair and pink lips are the corny ones

    jay is a straight up bk dude from the projects that’s smart enough to be able to hold a proper/intelligent conversation ,enter a office ,make deals and get money the legal way he has a very cute smile that can light you up and these baboon faced hoes can’t handle that he’s a rapper him being on the cover in a gold chain and black-T mean mugging shows that this hiphop icon has came from the struggle these dumb hoes are not a factor because at the end of the day YOUR commenting on HIM , NOT the other way around rather these butter face women/little girls wanna admitt it or not but this guy has been a icon/legend for quit some time now and no comments (that he’ll probly wont even read no time soon in his precious successful life )can take away from that…

    the boy isn’t ugly yall know that quit playing his face is NO different from neither of them other rappers ..& that’s my 55cents

  • http://lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva is trying to get her cyberbuddies NIKKI and Suga to SQUASH their beef!!!!!

    **Reminded of the line from The Color Purple**

    “I may be POOR, (not) BLACK, (for the rest of your natural life) I may even be UGLY, (you hit the nail on the head) but dear God, I’m here! I’m here!!!

    You sure is, Jay!!!! You sure is!!!!

    Lol!!!!!!

  • Shut up

    Jay-z looks good! I love him and I will definitly buy this magazine!

    Jay-z is just incredible!

  • kigali Weaves R4 Trannies

    @Kevwebb,

    I dont think Jay can continue to slaughter the block. He renounced it a few days ago

  • kigali Weaves R4 Trannies

    @Christy,

    Please dont be talking about ethnic features ok. Indians are ethnic and they dont look aything like him. Be serious.

  • Vinandi ( stanning for Khia since 2003)

    I would only let his ugly mug hit it, from the back, whilst I think of all his stacks and how many lacefront wigs that can buy me!! Wait a minute, thats what Beyonce does too!!

  • Damn shame

    He isnt a bad lookin fella but he should not do close ups like that I wonder what he would look like with just one little nose surgery? Maybe two!

  • BEY’S MAN AND HIS LIPS

    He probably swallows her whole mouth during a kiss. Slurp!!! Those lips are probably good for many things… but the picture is not a good one. Those soup-coolers are all you see at first. Yeah there are many things he probably can do with those lips.

  • !!

    jayz is one mugly ugly mofo

    jayz is an uncle tom

  • Dame

    I stans for Hov so I am buying it

  • Wanjiru

    …aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my eyes!…

    Obama 2008

    .

  • tish

    Lol calm down psyco girl. Who said anything about Bey being a gold digger? You just went off on some strange tangent. If anything you should grown up gettin all crazed on a blog site. I’m really just got that image in my head from dreamgirls where that chick bugged out about her n jimmy messin and everyone was confused.

    @ Lady Architect….

    what does your post mean? you made more damn mistakes in that post (trying to call someone out) than a little bit. and YOU look like the psycho girl who just went off on a tangent.

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  • http://malone_latisha@hotmail.com Lovely

    I don’t give a damn what none of yall say, Hov is ugly as a monkeys ass, damn the camel. But I do believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Bey had to see something in him worth having in order for her to deem him worthy enough too have a relationship with. But then again it may have been his intelligence, when he speaks he normally has something real to say, and I often hear bey refering to how much she learns from him, because i’ve also heard her speak, and lets just say she has a lot of learning to do.

  • http://malone_latisha@hotmail.com Lovely

    I’m not saying that bey is dumb or anything, and she is talented, its just that she doesn’t sound like the brightest chick out the bunch.

  • sarah

    That is a really terrible picture…i wonder if he had any say in what went on the cover. Maybe someone at Vibe is pissed at him.

  • Earth Sign {Its time for a Revolution)

    Damn he ugly.

  • Katrina

    Where is Tyrese when you need him, damn?

    That picture is not hitting it, just hideous, ghastly.

  • Katrina

    Not all the money in the world could make me get with that….and take him home to my Mom, sister and brothers, they would holler. What the hell, where did you find that? To embarrassing, throw that black amphibian back in the pond.

  • Katrina

    Jay is about as attractive as Mick Jagger

  • no words

    God made him the way that he is for a reason. I must say I have never seen anyone like that before. Jigga, Beyonce whatever! The deal is done, what about the children? Mmhm.

  • Kdubb

    Did anyone peep what appears to be a Tatoo on his ring finger?

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  • bored

    I’m sorry I love me some Beyonce but when you look at something like this first thing in the morning it makes you wonder…

    I see the poster child for Birth Control…

  • Spicy

    I HATE this cover! Jigga could have come better than this… also VIBE needs to step their game up!

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