Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Next Up on ANTM…

Posted by Bossip Staff

A new season of America’s Top Model will make its’ debut in September. We can’t get over this cheesy “Flower Power” theme they got going on – Tyra’s photoshopped physique and Jay Manuel in the corner looking like he got breast implants. SMH.

Comments(87) on “Next Up on ANTM…”

  1. cmo

    Love this show and make your money Tyra!!!!!!


  2. This looks like a ’70’s or ’60’s poster…

  3. Nikki

    This looks like a circus….

  4. Vinandi ( stanning for Khia since 2003!- Nasty Musik dropping 18 August 2008!)

    Ty Ty baby must surely be tripping on acid or something, thats one *****ed up photo! Love the show though!)

  5. CUTIE PIE

    Tyra know damn well her stomach don’t look like that no more…I see they hire photoshop is surely gods gift


  6. tys beeen fake for a while now

  7. Lauren

    MORNING ALL!!!

    It does look like Jay got some implants, but he is always cut, so idk….

    Anywho…I don’t even know about this show anymore, the jury is definitley still out….

  8. Mandah! u aint said nuthin...

    @Re

    it looks like one of those secret deodorant print adds…you know, the ones that make yo eyes hurt cause its got so damn much going on that you cant tell its about deodorant?

  9. k.k

    hahahaha @ mandah..

    girl that was my first impression!!lol

    chessy promo…luv tyra tho…

  10. k.k

    but wait!!!!no full-figured this season???

  11. Jahpson

    damn they photoshopped Tyra to death!

    Is that really her in there?


  12. I like the photo though I don’t think that woman looks anything like Tyra.

    I should be used to seeing the man they call Miss Jay, too, but I’ll never adjust…he’s so awkwardly tall and homely – but to see such an unattractive man in women’s clothes and mimmicking female behavior is rather entertaining and I tend to laugh alot, so I guess it’s all good.

  13. Lady Architect

    I’m not really feeling this picture sad to say. It’s just way too much photshopping where it’s very obvious and too busy for me. Tyra rocking those boots though I must say.

  14. Z

    what is going on with Tyra’s facial expression?

  15. Aunt Viv

    This show has yet to produced a bonafide Top Model. I’m not impressed, and won’t be watching. Next!

    Good morning Z,Architect,Lauren,Cutie Pie,Re :)


  16. Morning Re…Lady A….Z wh*****up…Hey Lauren…..In my opinion they should bring back some of the best that didn’t win…and have an all stars…you heard it here first..ANTM all stars….


  17. @Mandah

    LOOOOOOL, sooo very, very true…


  18. This picture is NOT photoshopped, it’s altered to look stretched out, as you can tell from the heading. It’s supposed to look almost like a painting, or a wax painting…

  19. SMDH

    You GO TYRA!! Make that paper!!

    Here’s to sistas doin it for themselves!!! :-)

  20. I'm Just Me- Bucky Baby's, Hoovy Baby's and Josh Allen's #1 STAN!!!! OH...and Kanye can soooo get it too :)

    LOL…this is real busy but it is cool. Just don’t see why it has to look all cartoony. Couldn’t they use a regular. Looks like something froma comic strip.


  21. It is some inside the box **********as on this thread..TOO bad that people can’t see outside the box.

    If it was the same NTM it would boring. TYRA is making that money..This is one show that I have seen all of the seasons.

    People never get tired of the photo shoots and The drama of getting their hair hacked off..

    BTW: did anyone hear about Bianca getting into a brawl with that fat chick Nicky Blonsky at the airport??

  22. Acacia

    My head hurts


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  24. Just Sayin

    LMAO, I thought that was bey in da middle…

    Tyra got mo gut den butt so you know da is a serious retouch.

    Mr. J and his wendy williams a$$ self.

    :-/

  25. Just Sayin

    @ The( Delicious ♥ ) Ms. Sugar Walls(Check me out!)

    It is some inside the box **********as on this thread..TOO bad that people can’t see outside the box.

    If it was the same NTM it would boring. TYRA is making that money..This is one show that I have seen all of the seasons.

    People never get tired of the photo shoots and The drama of getting their hair hacked off..

    BTW: did anyone hear about Bianca getting into a brawl with that fat chick Nicky Blonsky at the airport??

    ““““““““““““

    Hey………

    I heard something on the news, but missed da story. What happened?

    :-)

  26. Z

    hey Aunt Viv.

    lol@Wyzepro.

    Morning everyone!

  27. num1dominicano

    This show has yet to produced a bonafide Top Model. I’m not impressed, and won’t be watching. Next!

    ————————

    I agree with you…

  28. Chocolate *****ets

    Okay?

  29. Just Sayin

    Was up Z, was up WyzePro…

    How yal doin…?

  30. Just Sayin

    Hey num1dominicano

    How did dat date go. :-)

    Hey Chocolate *****ets

    Was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

  31. Chocolate *****ets

    Hey Just Sayin, whats up with u?

  32. Chocolate *****ets

    I got some juicy news.

    JAWN MURRAY ANNOUNCED THAT LISA RAYE’S HUSBAND HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ROCSI FROM 106 & PARK AND SHE WAS COMING ON THE SHOW TO AIR HIM OUT BUT SHE HAD TO FLY HOME BECAUSE THERE IS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION OF ALLEGATIONS OF CORRUPTION BY HER CURRENT HUSBAND. SHE DOES NOT WANT HER NAME TO BE MIXED UP IN THAT BUSINESS SO SHE’S GOING TO HANDLE THAT AFFAIR. THE NAME OF THE GIRL HE ALLEGEDLY RAPED STILL HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED. SHE WAS GOING TO AIR THE MANS HOME NUMBER AND EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO JAWN….THAT’S CRAZY!!!!…OH AND THE MUSIC SELECTIONS POSTED ARE GOOD WELL SOME OF THEM..I’VE HEARD THEM ALREADY

  33. Chocolate *****ets

    I got it from nother website, but i thought that it was juicy so………………..

  34. Chocolate *****ets

    Disregard the last sentence.

  35. veena

    yeop tyra dont pic good girls anymore i was happy when whitney won though cuz she was the only one wit ***** i dont see tyras signiture tranny lookin girl


  36. a horrible brawl broke out in the Turks & Caicos between ANTM hopeful Bianca and Hairspray actress Nikk Bronsky. Here’s how TMZ is reporting it:

    Cops tell us the two got into an “altercation” in the departure lounge at the Providenciales airport in the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean — and by altercation, we hear it was an all-out family brawl!

    A spy at the airport that day tells us the fight was over saving seats in the lounge — Nikki was saving five seats for her fam, and Bianca’s family wanted to sit. That’s when we’re told the huge fight erupted — with the entire families on both sides throwing down, yelling and cursing…

    Both divas have been charged with *****ault — Blonsky with two counts! But get this — Nikki’s father Carl was also charged with inflicting bodily harm, for his alleged beatdown of Eleine Golden, Bianca’s mom. Nikki was arrested.

    Both Nikki and Bianca have been released on bail, but Carl’s gotta cool his heels in jail until August 8th. All parties will have to book a trip back to the islands this fall to appear in court.

    And it gets worse. According to sources, Bianca’s mom was so devastatingly beaten that she had to be airlifted to a hospital in the United States and is VERY SERIOUS condition. Hopefully she pulls through….

  37. Chocolate *****ets

    Turks& Caicos Stand upppppppppppppp! Lol

    Why the only people i know from there are in my family ? Damn


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  39. I'm Just Me- Bucky Baby's, Hoovy Baby's and Josh Allen's #1 STAN!!!! OH...and Kanye can soooo get it too :)

    I definitely heard that Lisa Raye’s husband was a womanizer and they said the woman he raped (allegedly I guess) was her friend she had invited into her home. Sad.

    Morning to all the folk I missed from earlier.

    HAPPY TUESDAY PEOPLE!!


  40. Enough with this show already…What cycle is this “126″?

  41. hmmm

    i *****in hate this stupid ***** show! enuff, an if the show is about ‘up and coming’ models why tyra ***** always the center of attention this ***** is sickening


  42. HELLO!!!!

    Re…is see ya Campaign and will raise capital for the cause…

    IJM…whos Baby are you not? Panda Ricks? ;)

    Mr. Pro…yeah dude hand DID hurt after that smack daown….(I meant to spell down like that cause that was how hard dude got smizacked)

  43. BIANCA

    Im over this show.

  44. $m♥K.E.Y.

    DIZZZ-ZAM!

    why so much photo shopping gurl!


  45. Whoo Hoo!!! Can’t wait for this to start 8->

  46. num1dominicano

    @ Just Sayin

    man…..good and bad.. The good thing was that I didn’t have to come out my pocket for *****. She took me and my homeboy to eat at Philips..which was cool. Then we skipped out to her crib while she changed up to go out. She got me a bottle a Crown Royal Special Reserve which is my drink of choice. So I spent like an hour at her spot getting cooked shootin’ the ***** with my boy till she got ready. I was probably a lil’ too drunk at this point in time. But ***** it, I continued drinkin’ at the club anyway…*****…it was on her dime..so why not. I spent most of the night talking out the side of my neck off my drunk with the old head dudes at the bar. I probably got up from the bar about 3 times the whole night..and once was to *****. So anyways…after the club…we dropped my boy off home..and shot back to her spot….I was just ready to start diggin’ in that *****. But the ***** said she was hungry, and said she was ging to heat up some food real quick to eat…I was like..what the *****…so I poured me another drink… Next thing I know..I woke up and it was like 9:30 the next day!!!! I FEEL THE ***** ASLEEP….and didn’t even get to hit that ***** mang!!!! I asked her why she didn’t wake me the ***** up….she said she tried..but I wouldn’t wake up. It’s all good though..because I’mma see her again Thursday…..we going to the casinos in West Virginia..then the strip club…..so this time I’mma make sure I stay the ***** awake….

  47. I'm Just Me- Bucky Baby's, Hoovy Baby's and Josh Allen's #1 STAN!!!! OH...and Kanye can soooo get it too :)

    WHAT UP SMOKE HOMIE LOKE

    @ Nikki U: You have been gone to long, don’t come in here starting no shyt with me. I hate Rick from the Wire. I really do, but you know me mane! These are my babies. At least I took JA’s pic down. Shut up!

  48. MS~NYTX 254

    for some reason i like the cover…lol

  49. Mandah! u aint said nuthin...

    daaag domincano! can i go on the date too, im mean if homegurl is payin….. lol

  50. num1dominicano

    @ Mandah! u aint said nuthin…

    yeah she pay..she’s 46 and divorced…her ex was a miitray doctor….and she’s an executive administrative *****istant for some big wigs at the World Bank in DC…so she got some cheese…and she don’t payin’…so it’s all good with me..

  51. num1dominicano

    * don’t mind

  52. Mandah! u aint said nuthin...

    tell her i like ciroc, and white russians ;) lol

  53. num1dominicano

    u live around DC?


  54. Nikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    WHAT UP HOMIE! I’ve been waiting for you to come round these parts…I’ve missed you

    (((wiping my tears on my sleeve)))

  55. num1dominicano

    white Russians…….ill…..I drink only brown…on ice…later in the evening…no ice…


  56. “Tyra’s photoshopped physique”…LMAO Bossip that was cold :lol:


  57. IJM….

    You know I know!!! I wont even ask for you to get in that corner ;)

    RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHAT UP PIMPIN’? AW Ive missed you too…and I have $534,104,222,434,024,049,465,360 on that flop fund.

  58. african_4_eva

    This mess is getting CHEEZIER by the moment…SMH.


  59. Nikki Underwood…

    Excellent, that will most definitely help! Oh yes, and I’m just letting you know, my co-worker decided to get on here with me named “I Hate Humans…” you’ll see a rabid dog on her gravie….this is possible THEE most hilarious chic ever. Just keep your eye out ;-)


  60. I peeped her tryin to put up her Gravie with the … 1-2…I MOS DEF am waiting on the chuckles….

    Ive tried to recruit my sis but she likes to read the funnies…I shall work harder….

    Oh…LOL@ Excellent…gettin your Mr. Burns on

  61. Corree

    I can’t even front: I watch this show faithfully. Mostly for the catfights and backstabbing though. Someone mentioned having an all star show, but I think it should be with all the winners, and thrown in Jade, Camille, Lisa that pee’d in the diaper, the chick that stole the energy drinks, and Nenna, and Yaya. Talk about catfights.

  62. kd

    BWAHAHA!: Jay Manuel in the corner looking like he got breast implants.

    And PLEASE PLEASE look at Miss Jay! Oh my goodness.

    And why they got the 2 models “of color” layin on the ground looking like they’re playing the role of the dirt on the ground?


  63. @re

    my gravi’s up…im one of you now.


  64. @I Hat Humans

    …welcome. Feel free to make fun of anything you’d like. Just be careful…there’s always someone lurking in the corner waiting to scream: “Hater!”


  65. @I HATE Humans…sorry, spellcheck.


  66. *LURKING*


  67. Taking a break…these posts are not so interesting…

  68. Encyclopedia Brown

    Bossip hates successful light-skinnded women

    Fact


  69. Nooooo, not again…

  70. Dana Dane

    Encyclopedia Brown shut up

  71. Encyclopedia Brown

    Dana Dane blow on these dice

  72. Madame Enigma

    Encyclopedia Brown(Check me out!)

    Bossip hates successful light-skinnded women

    Fact

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Bossip hates ANY successful woman of color….

  73. WhodatsaidDat

    “the sUUunshine IIiin” lol

  74. WhodatsaidDat

    Encyclopedia Brown(Check me out!)

    Bossip hates successful light-skinnded women

    Fact

    _________________________________________________

    *gasp* what manner of man is this?

  75. Kompton's Kutie

    I’m so over this ANTM crap…..Only 3 became famous….2 really.

  76. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    are you speaking english?


  77. This show has yet to produced a bonafide Top Model. I’m not impressed, and won’t be watching. Next!

    Good morning Z,Architect,Lauren,Cutie Pie,Re

    _____________________________________________

    First off, just because you dont see these girls on Loreal or Victoria Secrets ads does not mean that they are not sucessful. The modeling world is very exclusive and many of the ANTM girls have gotten way farther than models off the street would get anyday. From Pantene commercials, to Target ads, to Covergirl ads, to BET hosting gigs, and more. Trust me, these ladies have an advantage. Most models are lucky to even get a finger modeling contract. LOl.

  78. princess07

    I think the poster looks groovy! I love me some Tyra and I can’t wait for the show to start.

  79. J*****y

    I love Tyra and ANTM is my favorite show, but lmao @ them sayin mr.jay looks like he has breast implants

  80. Ms. T.

    Tyra is channeling her inner Beyonce in that picture. As for Ms. Jay, I don’t know where to begin. Bad enough as a man. Even worse as a woman. Funny as hell though.

  81. lockstress

    Hell she’s a model! She can do that. But I am kindda tired of the show that makes models for a day and then you don’t hear or see them.

  82. Ms. T.

    Tyra’s ok, but her voice really grinds on the ears. She always sounds like she running out of air. Very annoying. Other than that Oprah Jr. is cool.

  83. Black.Woman.4.Obama

    Tyra is a simple ***** for trying to make fun of Michelle Obama. ***** her, and her damned show.

  84. Ghost

    This show has yet to produced a bonafide Top Model. I’m not impressed, and won’t be watching. Next!

    Good morning Z,Architect,Lauren,Cutie Pie,Re

    _____________________________________________

    First off, just because you dont see these girls on Loreal or Victoria Secrets ads does not mean that they are not sucessful. The modeling world is very exclusive and many of the ANTM girls have gotten way farther than models off the street would get anyday. From Pantene commercials, to Target ads, to Covergirl ads, to BET hosting gigs, and more. Trust me, these ladies have an advantage. Most models are lucky to even get a finger modeling contract. LOl.

    ———————————————-

    True. Some of those girls are active and most of the winners are doing tv shows that most normal folks don’t watch unless you are in a waiting room.

    One is even doing a show on The N network called Queen Bees and Ya Ya is on Bold & The Beautiful although she’s about to have her character killed off.

  85. Spicy

    I don’t like this photo at all! TyTy baby could have come up with something better than this!

  86. Chrissy

    I didn’t even kno dat was Tyra I thought it was Nik from few seasons bac.

  87. Sinner

    U CAN’T KNOCK TYRA HUSTLE. BUT ENOUGH ALREADY. SOMETIMES SHE MAKES ME SO SICK. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL. HAVE A SPIN OFF SHOW FOR MR AND MS JAY. THEY CAN HAVE THOSE PEOPLE ON. YES I SAID THOSE PEOPLE.BECAUSE TO EACH HIS OWN, UH KNEW LIVE AND LET LIVE. BUT….. GOD DOSEN’T MAKE MISTAKE. NO MATTER HOW U WOKE UP FEELIN.

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