Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
Random Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
The derranged “Reverend” has returned. Pastor Manning, A.K.A. Clinton Slave, is giddy than a mutha over Ludacris’ Obama endorsement tune. It’s a wonder this interrupted buffoon can even string together a logical sentence. SMH.
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2nd!
It’s not working, again!
3rd, damn!
@ dana
lmao
omg, enuff with this disgruntled pastors hating cus they wasnt the 1st to be so close to the white house, or make a change
what did the “good rev” say this time?
New Website “HelloGhetto.com” ..come thru
link anyone????
LIVES***** LINK:
http://www.lives*****.com/videos/watch/UPP9uJt
?with ya ugly self?……..LOL…*****ed up…
@ I’m Just Me
good lookin’ on that link
WTH?? He just likes to hear the sound of his own voice
It is like he purposely refuses to support the man. Is he getting paid by Bill and Hillary because I live in Upstate NY and Hillary ain’t done SHYT for up here so I am like what is he getting out of constantly co-signing for them. Bill has Black Panther friends so Luda better watch out. And wait…I have never heard a Pastor call someone Ugly! WTF kind of shyt is this? If no one else he is supposed to love and embrace all children of God. How do he know what is going on in Mississipi or Pennsylvania. Has he spoken to these people? Isn’t he in NYC how does he even know what is going on Syracuse let alone Mississipi. He has been waiting for this moment. Personally Barack still gets my vote regardless of what Luda said!
He had the nerve to call Luda ugly?! I’m not even going to comment on the rest of it because he doesn’t make sense. All this is coming from a man that still supports George Bush.
I hate this guy with a p*****ion.
Isnt he in Harlem? I might take a walk over there and smack the Black off this minstrel.
@ I’m Just Me
Thanks for the link. And you should really just pay this fool no mind b/c dude isn’t a real pastor. Even though I don’t have evidents to prove it but come one now…no pastor who be saying these things about or to anyone.
I hate this guy also…. why in the world would he impose that Ludacris would “wake up” one day and be like 2 pac shakur???? Nothing he says out of his mouth makes any sense…..
IJM…Thanks for the link too boo! Bossip’s ghetto *****es…
Thanks IJM for the link-has Bossip put you on their payroll yet?
SMH @ Rev Manning for saying Luda better watch himself before he ends up like Tupac Shakur!
LOL @ Auntie, they need to, whoever is their technical support SUCKS!
Pastor Manning sounds a bit womp womp-ish to me… couldn’t understand him
Okay, and second, TRUST me this did not cost OBAMA the Presidency, I want to be in Pastor Manning’s church the first Sunday after Barack Obama is elected President of the United States of America!! I’ll be up in there with my OBAMA shirt on and my face painted white!
I checked dudes site out on youtube a while back, and to my surprise,this ***** ***** ***** actually has followers.
IJM, I agree with you, He is all bragging about how HIllary won Miss. and PA but does that really matter since she lost the whole damn thing??? LOL!
@Not Today, so did I, and I worte him a lengthy letter of disapointment and how I am even embarr*****ed to be number one: black, number two: a Christian, because of him, he wrote me back too saying some jibberish….I couldn’t understand him….
@Lauren
“I hate this guy also…. why in the world would he impose that Ludacris would “wake up” one day and be like 2 pac shakur???? Nothing he says out of his mouth makes any sense…..”
That’s b/c he is not a real pastor. Don’t get worked up over this foolishness.
@Lauren
“Okay, and second, TRUST me this did not cost OBAMA the Presidency, I want to be in Pastor Manning’s church the first Sunday after Barack Obama is elected President of the United States of America!! I’ll be up in there with my OBAMA shirt on and my face painted white!”
I agree. It won’t hurt him. The Rev. Wright thing was 200x more damaging than this Ludacris song and people have even forgot about the Rev. Wright thing. After the Rev. Wright thing came out I seriously thought it was over for Obama b/c whenever your talking Politics Religion really hits home but alot of people have forgotten about it. Thank God it didn’t come out a week before the President election.
this ***** is so lame and he is not a pastor.
who is that dude who be on BET inspiration and he is baldheaded and he be sitting on the couch through the whole show.
i just wanna tells yall right now that black people is gonna be blessed. we have to stop believing in these develish things and get into the program and (then he screams) Gaaaaadddd is gonna help us get through our issues. hallajuah. praise the holy man in the land
whenever i see this old prune, im gonna punch him in his face cause you dont play with my jesus like that
LOL @ Meeko! Preach!
havent you all noticed that these “poverty pimps” be ranking in most black folk more than any other peeps in the world. have you seen all of these people who are looking for god to save them off of their own drowining roofs.
and then Monday Through Friday. they cuss, lie, cheat, steal, smoke crack, suck and *****, drank like a fish, and all sorts of devilment. and then on Sunday they be in them front pews all shouting, doing the raise the roof and then the cupid shuffle in church.
and then yall give away yall rent money, your food money into the tithes in the church. where they cheat the funds and make it stick so the pastor can drop that note on that bentley ss in 2010. havent yall noticed that
if god wanted us to believe in his mercy, when why we still in the ghetto……
just my 2sense
Link, I didn’t even know this whole Ludacris fiasco was a big thing, or is it???
Meeko, u right, thats why you have to be precise about where you worship, ALL church are not like that, unfortunatley ALOT are, but some churches are sincere, I just feel sorry for “P*****A” Mannings congregation….SMH
Again I ask…what church is this..
for the past year I have been seeing these reverands and pastors going wild..where the hell were they when I was going to church??
Church has truly become entertainment central! where can I sign up??
wow why so much hate for Obama it’s not even the young cats it’s these old folks who dont want to see us come up I really wonder what they are afraid of if Obama become president b/c my own father don’t even want to see him win. I wonder what is really going on.
these preachers are people just like you and me. who are not above the law. anybody can talk to god. but see here how yall can tells gods voice. let me preach on Bossip cause i know they are gonna block me
(haters and nonbelievers need not apply)
god will orchestrate certain events to where it may be too much for you. and he will make you know it casue who is the one name yall call in dire need
oh ____ how could……….
and then another thing of mine is other neighbors of yours trying to gossip on you and they are doing 10 tmx worse. sooo what the hell makes them so holy moly. they justify hatred amongst all things. including the homosexual rule, they even justified slavery
who walks in Jesus image. i do in a way (i am penecostal and COGIC)…..trust me. i dont lie, i dont cheat, i dont steal, never beared false witness, never killed a ***** when i wanted to or disrespected my parents when both of them didnt want to have anything to do with me. but others and its mostly baptist and other denominations. they dont respond to god when they should or when he needs them to listen.
sooo you all have the power to know what you believe. Creflo Dollar is not to be trusted under any cir*****stances. i dont believe a ***** who named himself after the almighty dollar.
Joel Olsteen and TD Jakes is my pastors to help motivate you
John Hagee would get you some money and covenant. (most black folks cant even build a covenant or know what it is…do your reserch)
and Paula White counsels women who have sold out to the man or been abused and dispared about being a woman.
WE ALL NEED TO STAND UP and believe ourselves. dont believe anybody else like this jack***** here
SMH
im sorry i left something out
god will orchestrate certain events to where it may be too much for you. and he will make you know it casue who is the one name yall call in dire need
oh ____ how could……….
see he was trying to tell you but you wouldnt stop yourself and listen out for the voice. so he had to show you one way or another. and then you think about it and be like “ohhhh thats what he was trying to tell me”
some black folks are gulliable. if a preacher says ‘give me 1,000 wait for three weeks and watch that 1,000 double into 5,000 tenfold. and then you got a high amount and your lights will stay on, your children would be healed by the way of the angel, and you will see supernatural increase” and then later in the followig couple of days. you broke, hungry, children running around. nothing has changed. and then you ask yourself. why me lawd
do yall really believe that
and what type of preachers advocate political agenda and then be racist at it.
CHURCH IS NOT A PLACE USED FOR ANYTHING BUT WORSHIPPING THE REAL PRESIDENT UPSTAIRS. AND HE IS COMMANDER IN CHARGE.
sick of these *****s. it makes me sick. awwww lard jeeebus help me. whoooooo
I saw the video and it seems like this minister is acting from fear and possibly envy. I think he may genuinely be afraid that Obama will be **********inated as President and feels he shouldn’t even run. I’ve been frustrated over this because many from the older black generation have expressed this same sentiment to me since Obama had the “audacity” to begin his political campaign for President.
In addition, I think this man may be envious as well. My father was a minister and I know how much pride those men can have and how high on a pedestal people place them. It can really go to their head and they can start taking the glory from God and begin to feel bigger than life.
Furthermore many people wish to be famous for doing something *****ody has ever done before and due to fear they stay on the sidelines and convince themselves that it can’t be done. Or they feel uncomfortable by change and fear a new way of living so they stay in the same old way of life believing there’s no other way. So now you have Obama taking the lead and creating a new way of thinking and hopefully a new way of living and truth be told it is just too much for some people who thought it couldn’t be done.
Meeko, I think I see what your saying but how can you put other denominations down? Don’t we all stand for the same God, don’t we all believe in Jesus Christ?? And another thing, what does YOUR Bible say about cursing that allows you to do it?? Just curious…
Hi Lauren,
Ma you speaking the truth. we all need to brush up our skills a bit and remember the one who wakes us up in the morning
and im thankful he made a beautiful lady like you. and others. (im sorry if i forgot your name im so sleepy)
numb 1###
Meme
and slick
the rest goes on.
God Bless.
Lauren,
there should be no demoninations in my view, your right everybody should be under one.
i think i messed up. let me clarify. god does not justify violence of any kind. no matter if it was done in biblical times or what have you. god’s love is for everyone. god dosent hate nor discriminate. thats what i meant by that and some peeps use him as justification.
and my cursing. sometimes you have to get through to get your point across. excuse my language on this subject.
@Lauren
“Link, I didn’t even know this whole Ludacris fiasco was a big thing, or is it???”
It somewhat has been. I mean alot of urban radio talk shows and Republican bias pundits have been branding him. The reason they are doing it is b/c Luda is one of the few rappers that has been able to gain respect w/ the middle to upper cl***** whites and for him to go and say those things in the song really made them mad. I mean he’s got to remember that alot of middle to upper cl***** whites buy his CD so that he can go Platuim(sp). This might hurt his album sells and endorsements a little not much. I will always be a Luda fan. Got all 5 of his albums and both of his 2 official mixtapes.
yeah i think Luda should have changed it and said about us voting to end the struggle.
@Jessica
“I saw the video and it seems like this minister is acting from fear and possibly envy. I think he may genuinely be afraid that Obama will be **********inated as President and feels he shouldn’t even run. I’ve been frustrated over this because many from the older black generation have expressed this same sentiment to me since Obama had the “audacity” to begin his political campaign for President.
In addition, I think this man may be envious as well. My father was a minister and I know how much pride those men can have and how high on a pedestal people place them. It can really go to their head and they can start taking the glory from God and begin to feel bigger than life.
Furthermore many people wish to be famous for doing something *****ody has ever done before and due to fear they stay on the sidelines and convince themselves that it can’t be done. Or they feel uncomfortable by change and fear a new way of living so they stay in the same old way of life believing there’s no other way. So now you have Obama taking the lead and creating a new way of thinking and hopefully a new way of living and truth be told it is just too much for some people who thought it couldn’t be done.”
I agree 100%. There are people out here that just refuse to believe that a Black man will win. And there are people like Jesse Jackson that feel like Obama has done ***** to earn the right to be commander and chief. SMH. Jesse and others like him should be happy to see their hard work has paid off.
@Meeko From Detroit
“yeah i think Luda should have changed it and said about us voting to end the struggle.”
I agree. Luda meant well but he just talked out of his *****.
Meeko, I agree 100%!! There should be no denominations, we should all worship together, I am non-denominational (which is silly because it is actually a denomination, lol) But I can’t knock anyone for not wanting to worship like I do, so to each his own.
Pastor Manning sounds a bit womp womp-ish to me… couldn’t understand him
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AND YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THE LINK ERRONE.
AND NO AUNTIE V I AM NOT ON THEIR PAYROLL. WON’T GO TO THE OTHERSIDE. I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CASH THAT CHECK!!
meeko thank you kindly for writing a full page gospel article now that you are done please feel free to discard your computer because you are truly done.
sincerely yours,
cutie pie
Link, OKAY, I see…its just really silly to just start picking apart what a rapper says in a song and taking it seriously. I mean come on, they are Luda’s views not Barack’s they act like Barack posted the song on his own My*****e page or something…lol
don’t get me started on these so called christians..
and what type of preachers advocate political agenda and then be racist at it.
CHURCH IS NOT A PLACE USED FOR ANYTHING BUT WORSHIPPING THE REAL PRESIDENT UPSTAIRS. AND HE IS COMMANDER IN CHARGE.
sick of these *****s. it makes me sick. awwww lard jeeebus help me. whoooooo
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@Lauren
“Link, OKAY, I see…its just really silly to just start picking apart what a rapper says in a song and taking it seriously. I mean come on, they are Luda’s views not Barack’s they act like Barack posted the song on his own My*****e page or something…lol”
LOL! I agree also. But you got to understand why they are doing this. They are doing it b/c they really don’t know Obama and/or have anything negative on him so the next best thing for them to do is break down who Obama is close to b/c remember that old clice(sp) ‘Birds of a feather…”
@Lauren
Sorry I left something out. I truely believe Obama actually likes the song b/c Obama didn’t personally come out and distance himself away from Luda. He got a spokesmen from his campign to do it. Hmmm makes me wonder….
I truely believe Obama actually likes the song b/c Obama didn’t personally come out and distance himself away from Luda. He got a spokesmen from his campign to do it. Hmmm makes me wonder….
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Maybe he’s thinking like me, It ain’t that serious! lol….
OKAY AS I AM A CHILD OF GOD AND HIS WORD SAYS “TOUCH NOT MY ANNOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM” MEANING, DONT BADMOUTH OR ATTEMPT TO BRING HARM VERBAL/PHYSICAL TO A MAN OF GOD. THEREFORE I WILL TREAD LIGHTLY WITH THE STATEMENT I AM ABOUT TO MAKE. THIS MAN (PASTOR MANNING) TREADS ON VERY VERY THIN ICE WITH SOME OF THE THINGS HE SAYS. IN ONE PARTICULAR VIDEO HE MADE ME AFRAID FOR HIM WITH SOME OF WHAT HE WAS SAYING. HE SHOULD BE VERY VERY CAREFUL WHAT HE PREACHES AND/OR SAYS TO OTHERS USING THE NAME OF JESUS TO BACK HIM UP. REASON BEING, IF GOD DID NOT SEND HIM TO SAY IT, AND HE LEADS HIS FOLLOWERS INTO WRONG DOING OR THINKING BECAUSE OF HIS TEACHING, THAT IS A VERY DANGEROUS THING TO DO!!!
Lives***** SUCK MONKEY ***** BIG TIME. IT NEVER COMES UP!!
Look somebody tell me were in the bible does politics matter. Politics does not save your sole from hell. God does not run a democracy he runs a theocracy! Man was never made to rule over another thats why we have so many problems from the elite to the lower cl*****. Our main focus should be on God and not the presidental candidates if ou are a pastor. People can vote for who they want. And whoever they vote for will make good and bad choices why, because they are human. The world is moving to a global government there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. People need to love each other get their selves str8. If we did that we would not have to reform policies every 5 min.! Manning you are an idiot politics are minute in the grand sceme of things. The earth is the lords and everything in it. The world is just playing itself out just like a movie and everyone has a role to play. So vote for who you want regardless of what people say even me because, in the end if we haven’t lived life to the fullest off our personal convictions being spiritual or anyothers then we have lived a life of degradation!
Sorry for the errors gotta type fast at work!
this may sound extremme to many of you because it did to me but It has been brought to my attention that this dude is possessed by the same demon that posessed jim jones, jim jones is the rev who led a Christian suicide cult and had 600 or so people commitsuicide by persuation.
@bossip is ran by WHITE people
Exactly!
Damn, I see the same n!ggas on here all the time dropping in their 2 cents. Ain’t y’all got a job??? Anyway, I say we oughta elect Pastor Manning president. Them State of the Union Address speeches alone would be worth my vote.
Too bad though. I was waiting for him to start whoopin’ it up at the top of his voice. AAaaaagh! Waaaaghhhhhh! I gotta pay his church a visit next time I’m in NY. I just gotta witness this lunacy first hand. What kind of congregation gets belittled by this man at every service and still rush back to go hear him Sunday after Sunday?
(Alright the rest of you slackers. Back to work.)
THIS DUDE IS A DAMN CLOWN! ANY ONE THAT WOULD SAY P.BUSH IS A GOOD LEADER IS THE DAMN DEVIL’S ADVOCATE & NEEDS SOME SERIOUS MENTAL HELP! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MAN ACTUALLY HAS AN AUDIENCE TO PREACH THIS NON SENSE TOO!
THE PROBLEM WITH CATRINA WASN’T IT HAPPENING WE KNOW THAT WAS OUT OF ANY HUMAN BEINGS CONTROLL, UNLESS U FACTOR IN THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN’T REPAIR OR REPLACE THE LEVIES LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE, BUT EITHER WAY THE PROBLEM CAME IN WITH THE LACK OF EFFORT IN A TIMELY FASHION TO HELP THOSE PEOPLE! THAT’S WHERE OUR GOVERMENT & PRESEDENT LET THOSE PEOPLE DOWN!
I PROMISE U HAD KATRINA HAPPENED IN HOLLYWOOD IT WOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THAT DAMN LONG! SOME ONE NEEDS TO PUT THIS FOOL OUT OF HIS MISERY!
A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!! THIS DUDE IS SAD EXCUSE 4 A BLACK MAN AND PREACHER.. ONE
Rev Manning hates Obama. Go and look him up on YouTube. He’s always calling him a closet-homosexual, a pimp and calling his wife unattractive. He hates himself and he hates U 2…but he’s very entertaining.
It is not a vote about race.It is about who can rule black,white,or any other race equally?
That man is OBAMA,that is if your nation want to have love and harmony in the world.
Artists and singers say or sing what they want,it’s there inner feeling,that is what makes them different.If you listen everything they said you will follow them to hell.(BECAUSE sometimes they don’t even mean it,they just say it.)
Maybe I misunderstood some of what he was saying, but it sounded like he was siding with a lot of you all who said Luda could cost Obama the election.
“Pastor Manning”is playing all of us. I’ve seen his stupid videos on youtube. He hates Obama with a p*****ion. He also hates TD Jakes, Creflo Dollar, Fred Price, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton,Oprah Winfrey,just about any black person that is successful. The only blacks he has anything good to say about are Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. Do you see a pattern here? The man wants attention for his ministry and he has found a way to get it.
Don’t make me testify. I pay my tithes and God makes a way out of no way. I don’t like it when people hussle Jesus but they ain’t hussling me. God supplies all my need according to his riches and glory Phil 4:19. He’s Adonai EE- ray (Yireh/Jireh). I was young but now I’m older and I ain’t NEVER seen the righteous forsaken or his seed begging bread. You can’t beat him giving either. He makes my day dreams come true. One time I wanted a red dress. I’ain tell *****ody but my moms was like I was out shopping and I saw this dress on sale. I busted out, “I feel like dancing for the Lord.” One day I just was laying in bed watching TV and I thought I want some chicken fried rice and crab rangoon. You know not 15 min later my sis came thru w/you know what. Don’t tell me God ain’t real and he can’t make his presence known no matter who wrong. Ain’t *****ody like him! Can’t *****ODY do me like Jesus. He’s done other stuff like get me to the school of my dreams and whatever. Whatever I think that’s what I get. So, I’m gone think bigga cause I serve a great big ole God. I only use the word awesome for him, He Bad! just Bad! Hallelujah! Thank Ya! Thank Ya Jesus. Yea God! I felt that one.
Yet again bossip gives this fool a platform.
… Something 2 see