The tell all that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been dreading will finally come out next week.  It’s said to spill all the beans on Brad smoking some major kush and details about Angelina getting chopped down by Mick Jagger.

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Jenny Paul author of ‘Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: The True Story’ sat down with close friends of both Angelina and Brad who revealed the couple’s most intimate secrets.  According to Paul, she was told about Angelina’s love life with Mick Jagger in her twenties and her many plastic surgery procedures including a nose job and laser eye surgery. Sources also told her about Brad’s marijuana habit which almost got him popped by one-time and the couple’s plan to have 13 kids. While some of the information throughout the book is inconsistent, critics say it isn’t too far fetched and close to believable. If she could tell us whether the two are getting a divorceanytime soon we may actually go out and buy this crap. SMH.