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Look at this wannabe Mufasa…..

This is not right…

*bulging eyes*

(s)he’s got some track legs on (s)him.

HE GOT BEYONCE HAIR

Hey Re….

This dude is a metallic mess

Wendy Williams???????

This freak has some nice ass legs.

I mean, do you want to be a man or a woman? This is like wearing Nike stiletto’s….do you want to play basketball or go to the club? MAKE UP your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle azz mind.

I’m scared…

MICHELLE OBAMA???????

Auntie…

Is this real? Cant be? You can bounce a quarter off dat arse…

Is that what a cave woman looks like?

Hannibal…..

@Nikki

…why…did he buy the yaki weave from Sally’s Beauty Supply and not even bother to straighten it?

I bet (s)his butt is so tight he couldn’t get all the doodoo out when he wipes. I bet his underarms reek…

Nikki,

I wonder that everytime I see s(him). Is his/her booty supertight because (s)he tucks his/her pee-pee underneath?

AND WITH THIS I AM DONE FOR THE MUTHA F*CKING DAY!!!

I will say this…shim got some nice azz legs!!!

Beyonce and Ty Ty baby want their wig back!

Re…

That is the hair from the bottom of the shower drain collected from ’97

And what’s up with dude in purple in the background??? Hey crazy! Stop starring and put that tongue away!

OFFICIAL STAMP OF “DEAD WRONG” APPROVAL.

Auntie…

Is this real? Cant be? You can bounce a quarter off dat arse

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DAXN SURE CAN!!!

http://www.girlfriendchurch.com where we encourage fake women to at least TRY to look like good looking women!

And if (s)he is a real chick-in-training, he should be going to Barbizon classes to get some makeup tips. (S)he looks like Sister Patterson meets Abraham Lincoln

Aunite….

NO…he tucks in them cheeks cause he is a bottom negro and it will splash out if he doesnt….

What in the “shim’s wearing lace fronts”?

This is soooo wack. If you’re gonna be a tranny – be one. But damn, if you’re unsure of the decision , plz stay either a man – or a woman…

Re…

That is the hair from the bottom of the shower drain collected from ‘97

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YES YES YES!!! IT DAXN SURE DOES!!!

@sxyQblondie,

“OFFICIAL STAMP OF “DEAD WRONG” APPROVAL.”

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You ain’t lyin’ sis…

2 WORDS..I’M SICK.

@ NU

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU….I CALLED YOU YESTERDAY

I don’t understand….he clearly wants to look like a woman. Why does he never shave the beard??

Boss Lady….

Peep dude with the fanny pack…waiting to assail

His butt is too tight, no need for tuckin’ them in.

Nikki,

“Aunite….

NO…he tucks in them cheeks cause he is a bottom negro and it will splash out if he doesnt….”

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Tru Tru

And if (s)he is a real chick-in-training, he should be going to Barbizon classes to get some makeup tips. (S)he looks like Sister Patterson meets Abraham Lincoln

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FLATLINED!!!!

IJM….

I told you (on another post early) that I was gettin it in …him misseded me…

judging by the ole home gurl in the gold pleather tights, dude in thumbnail #2 with the fanny pack and ole purple pants in the back, id say he was in the right place.

Why the Leotard? And those metallic shoes from 1996?

and I know cause I wore something like it for my middle school promotion.

And what’s with that huge pimpley thing under his/her eye? He put powder on it instead of Clearasil!

SMH on his poor women imitation…

Auntie….

you are HILAR!!! Why is that crayon…not lipstick?

S)he looks like Sister Patterson meets Abraham Lincoln

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LOLOLOL

Nikki

That aint a fanny pack it’s his hardon cover…lol

@ NU

EXCUSE ME …I DIDN’T SEE IT OR REALIZE IT WAS A TWO DAY EXCURSION!!!

9:00?

I thought the gays were up on fashion? Why are his shoes velvet?

Boss Lady…

RIGHT!!! Vaseline included!!!

@Nikki,

Crayola abuse of lips and cheeks. Ugh.

In the first pic what is up with sis in the gold metallic pants and leopard shoes dancing up on him like he is the bizness????

Don’t she know them pants been played out since acid washed jeans??

IJM….

I GOT YOU TONIGHT!!!

I thought the gays were up on fashion? Why are his shoes velvet?

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Heart just stopped!!!

@ NU

YOU BETTA CAUSE IT IS THE FINALE RESULTS!!!

This girl/guy never misses a chance to do some exercise, I see….

Auntie….

Somebody must have raped his mouth…cause that mouth looks punished

IJM….

I gotcha…and Im goin witcha boi boi….

“Aug 7, 2008 – 3:22 pm Aunt Viv(Check me out!)

And if (s)he is a real chick-in-training, he should be going to Barbizon classes to get some makeup tips. (S)he looks like Sister Patterson meets Abraham Lincoln”

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LOLMAO

a full beard and a raccoon foundation mask??

The Hater in me is dying to scream “Serena is that you??”

@ Aunt Viv: And if (s)he is a real chick-in-training, he should be going to Barbizon classes to get some makeup tips. (S)he looks like Sister Patterson meets Abraham Lincoln

………… completely DEAD!!

@Nikki,

“I thought the gays were up on fashion? Why are his shoes velvet?”

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LMAOOOOO!!!! Dude gets failing grades all around…

Re….

His arms are strong cause he p-pops on a handstand…and his legs are strong cause he drop it like it hot….

LADIES…have sex and you too can look like this…not like a lion…but have a tight bottom…

i cosign… what the fu*k is wrong with this world… give me old skool any damn day!!!!

Auntie….

He gets an…

‘A’ for Homosexuality

‘B’ for that pose

‘C’ for the scarf around his tiny waist

‘D’ for dick….

‘F’ for EVERYTHING ELSE…he is THEE WORST HOMO in the HISTORY of the HOMOS…

Who keeps inviting this asshat everywhere?

@Re

“This girl/guy never misses a chance to do some exercise, I see….”

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(S)he’s definitely getting her Jane Fonda “Aerobicize” on in this picture

“Physical Physical I wanna get Physical, let’s get into Physical”….

OH MY JEBUS…..

this is not right.

somebody pleeeazzze think of the children

@Nikki,

Those are fair grades! (S)he’s dismissed!

Hi Rozza!

I think what I am most mad about is this dude not only has a myspace page but a wikipedia page as well… I can’t do anything but SMGDH

4Real this is sad! His dad must of left and or he was raped. I mourn for people like this.:(

LADIES…have sex and you too can look like this…not like a lion…but have a tight bottom…

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YES YES YES!!!

@ MEEKO

OH MY JEBUS…..

this is not right.

somebody pleeeazzze think of the children

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YOU STOOPID!!

LOL @ Aunt Viv

But don’t ya’ll see, this guy is confused! You can’t have it both ways, be a sensitive man or an aggressive lady. You can’t be both. Does he think he is breaking barriors here? Or raising the bar in the fashion industry?

Last time I saw this guy he was wearing the pajama with the pants and the shirt stuck together, missing the footies. With Chinese slippers from Rave/Rainbow or Lucaya. He CANNOT dress. He has no style. He does not look attractive. The only thing going for this guy is his body, which males should strive to have.

Sick bastard….

Hey Aunt Viv!

Razz B watch out you could be NEXT!

LOL@ Mandah for the barnacle suggestion.

I wish quittin’ time was 4. Jealous!

@Mandah

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!! Barnacle?! Oh Lawd….

@CJ,

“Razz B watch out you could be NEXT!”

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LOL

Ok still waiting for all the men who say

‘She/he could still get it’ or

‘I’d still smash with a paperbag over the head’ or

‘Homey looks like he works out! No homo’.

@realwoman,

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Ha! There will be nothing but crickets

He’s gross. He should rub sandpaper really hard all over his body and bathe rubbing alcohol.

@Official TimeHater(Check me out!)

I think what I am most mad about is this dude not only has a myspace page but a wikipedia page as well… I can’t do anything but SMGDH

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i said the same damn thang

@Official TimeHater(Check me out!)

I think what I am most mad about is this dude not only has a myspace page but a wikipedia page as well… I can’t do anything but SMGDH

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i said the same damn thang

I would be SO PISSED if this showed up at my bday party…

lmao @ auntviv…so no:

“WHY ARE YALL BITTER BLACK B!TCHES HATING??? Oh oh i get it…a tranny with some beautiful legs dressed up like Kung Fu Pandas gone wiiiild musta stole yall man! Get over it!”

I cannot stop laughing!

OK, is it just me or does he look a little like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz? Rapunzel wants her tresses back, lol.

Is that a lacefront?

These pics are troubling and unsettling. I wont tranny bash sooooo *disgustedly exiting room*

KZZME….

hey ya!!!

“WHY ARE YALL BITTER BLACK B!TCHES HATING??? Oh oh i get it…a tranny with some beautiful legs dressed up like Kung Fu Pandas gone wiiiild musta stole yall man! Get over it!”

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LMAO @ THE PANDA REMARK

IJM…

Im out but will holla later…oh there is a Browns game that comes on at 7:30 so I will be flinckin back and forth….

What da hell…. Run for da hills it’s a homo big foot yal…

:-O

his elbows look better than mine..is that the cocoa butter stick?

I wunders how his peoples feels about him. Does he come to cookouts, birthday parties and holiday gathering?

I just hope he don’t have no kids. That showin up to a PTA meetin would scare da kid fo life.

:-O

@ bree

his elbows look better than mine..is that the cocoa butter stick

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Naw baby… It’s da stick, but it ain’t no coco butter.

Hi, I’m Just Me

*exiting thread before I’m accused of being a dreaded “hater”*

Go on Andre, work it. You’re fierce! *two snaps in a circle*

See I don’t even want to be around no body like dat.

They will pull a gun or a knife in a heart beat cause day don’t mind goin ta jail. It’ll be like da Playboy mansion to dem.

is someone going to try to tell me this cat ant retarded?

SMDH

he is jus too damn hottt!!! i love him…. Get into those leggs!!

who is this character he is everywhere and getting very popular i just can not get with the full beard

My my, This is truly living proof that the world is going to hell in a hand basket!

Still looks like Sister Patterson. Tiffany has a “sister” and doesn’t even know it.

i’m completly ,in the no,no with this but i’m not going to judge this happy man either look at his face,,that dud’s happy oh well i’m not going to dis this cat no matter how i feel,,,,,,he’s not my

child,,,,

lol,,,,sistas patterson dang that’s funny as***8

that got me weak,,lol;;

Its straight sick but why aint more people talking about that shim on I want to work for diddy!!! all of them are straight disaters- Burn Dem Out!!!

I am convinced this man is missing several chromosomes. Right when you think he can’t get any worse he tricks us once again and comes outlook weirder than he did before. He is a one sheman show.

That is just so wrong!

loves the way he throws his head back like he’s in some kinda shampoo commercial “cause im fu*kin’ worth it”!!

@WhatsYoursIsMine

Hey, girl You’re right — he does favor Sister Patterson, lol. I cracked up when I read a post here over the weekend from someone who said Andre looks like Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson rolled up into one. I thought that was classic.

@ what ya say

Now that is funny, Pantene Pro V round this mother.

Honay….u betta werk! luv this cat!

haha he’s wearing a lace front!!!!!

He is DISGUSTING beyond words…he turns my stomach!

Man, this is the reason I LOVE NEW YORK!

this thing is too funny!!!

ohh my god i didnt know ulglyness like this exist!!ohh my aching eyes!.

I love ANDRE J/ HE IS COOL AS ALL GET OUT…HE HOSTS A LOT OF EVENTS AND HAS A PERSONALITY EVERYONE CAN GET ALONG WITH…BESIDES HE HAS A BODY MOST MEN AND WOMEN WANT!

WOW. This is a weird picture man………..

what up Sydney!!

people, what did Masta Kanye West say today? Learn to love and respect your sisters and brothers. please.

it’s so sad when people go this far for attention…

this is so wrong in many ways!

Please, for the love of alllllllll that is holy, stop putting this he/she pictures on your site. If you do maybe it will goa away!!!

This person is obviously mentally disturbed. The other guests at the party should be ashamed of themselves for not calling 911 immediately. It is very sad that those who desperately are in need of psychiatric help do not receive it and instead, are encouraged to publicly continue in their illness for the amusement of others. Shame!

Creepy

What…I don’t know…um…Who…Oh my Jesus!!!

*quietly shuts laptop and walks away*

GO JOSHIE BABY YOU WON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE…GO BABY GO BABY….

It really doesn’t matter because some men will still approach him wanting to give him “the biz”. He has probably seen more tobacco pipes than the case that they are placed in than most women will ever dream of.

Okay he can find a razor for his legs but not for that nasty beard…. I’m just sayin

that ass is phenomenal. So are those thighs and those legs. he looks like he could go 9.4 in the 100 meter dash. He should put out a workout tape.

That wig has to go, though. Dang @ CapsLock for ‘wannabe mufasa’ LOL

@Just Sayin

(Check me out!)

@ bree

his elbows look better than mine..is that the cocoa butter stick

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Naw baby… It’s da stick, but it ain’t no coco butter.

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Omigod! LOL

…does Beardylocs “bull a man”, show up looking like this when visiting hes mother/family, just wondering! that honey haircolor and the black beard aint the biznez dude, LOL!

this is the hottest chick in the game lol lol i almost piss myself laughing at this creature in another cpuntry he would have been killes for going out like this

It was very nice of Tina Knowles to make that outfit for Andre J. and it was especially sweet of Bey to give him one of her signature lacefronts. You got to hand it to the Knowles, they just love to spread the loooove around.

He should be Shot. Literally!

This is still funny to me!!!

wow nothing like morning hot messness to get the day going *LMAO

@ The Caps Lock (Re)

Look at this wannabe Mufasa…

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Hey Re, this comment still kills me everytime I read it, LMAO! TGIF folk!

@ Samira-You aint never lied!!!

New York gives you so much flavor you can’t help but love it ALL!!! This dude lives his life to the fullest, and he is just the tip of the iceberg. Check NY out if you aint never been and open your fukin minds!!

I would kill for legs like him…or her…or…whatever.

although he looks ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!! a horse in a dress, might i add… i for some reason, (dare i say it) LIKE HIM!!! lol

*KP*

Forgive them Father, they know not what they do

Ok,again I will ask, who is this guy/gal? What is the person known for. Song, actor, model what. Just give me a clue,LOL.

come on –someone agree w/me (s)he has this Magic Johnson look about (him/her)—also that beard looks like a camera error—-and is just Damn Awful.

this is some straight up sick sh*t right here!

I hope he is found murdered on the side of the road.

Why yall keep showing this dude! C’mon, there’s kids who like this site. Stop giving him promo time!

Hey about 13 beers, a 1/2 bottle Padron, 2 X pills and… “naw that’s just gross”

Is that Mos Def In Drag?

why is he out in his jammies and those ooogly shoes. now if he cut that damn beard maybe i could take him just a bit more seriously, but as it stands i just keep seeing the bearded lady at the circus.

See, I told you that our bodies are interchangeable! The Lord works in mysterious ways!

lol yall stop hatin!!!! j/k hate on hate on…there are no words for this.

thats for sure, dude