Talk About Being Prisoner To Your Name, Akon Launches Konvict Fragrance (Handcuffs Included)

Posted on March 18th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Akon, Lady GaGa, Making it Rain on Them Hoes, News, SMH, What is Wrong With This Picture, What the Hell???

Akon is stanky rich thanks largely to Lady Gaga, but he’s covering up the funk with his new Konvict fragrance. While the name doesn’t exactly ring so fresh and so clean, we gotta give him credit for staying true to the brand all the way down to the packaging. Pop the hood for details.

These puppies sell for $35 a pop but Akon reportedly has a more upscale fragrance called Aliaune on the way for $55.

LOL… Gaga and Akon are taking this “Prison Chic” all the way to the top huh?

Would you buy Akon’s cologne?

  • http://soopaflhi@hotmail.com SOOPAFLHI

    YES as long as it smells as good as it looks; very creative. I Likey

  • http://www.GREENBACKGANG.net www.GREENBACKGANG.net

    If it smells good…i will support. Akon keep gettin that money homie, aint nothing wrong with that!

  • Don’tGiveAWhat

    I hate Akon. I hate his music, I hate (most of) his artists, I hate the name ‘Konvict’, I hate his stupid face and dumb grin…. BUT:

    HE IS GETTING MONEY. Can’t trip on THAT. LOL

  • http://bossip.com clous

    smart businessman signing gaga, hate his music but that cologne looks like it smells. ha ha

  • Masie_UK

    He’s lucky he’s up against a white background.

  • DreTruth

    I never will understand a race that promotes death and damnation. I don’t get oh yeah I do it’s call the love of Money!!!!

  • Luscious

    A black man (or african) selling a fragrance that sounds like the word ‘convict’ and packaging it with handcuffs? This has got to be one of the most ignorant, stereotypical products I think I’ve ever seen.
    One thing we know for sure, this guy is certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • that damn sh#$ disturber

    of course i can’t see it but it sounds uhhh different…handcuffs??? definitely nice accessory to have…

  • real black is chocolate

    I hate his music but i help him!

  • rum&indigo

    how ignorant can one man be… ‘konvict’ cologne???

  • chocalatetunda01

    DANG ITS ALOT OF HATE GOING THROUGH THE AIR TODAY. GIVE THIS MAN HIS PROPS. OK SO ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT LIKE HIS MUSIC AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO. PEOPLE CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANNA BUT HE’S MAKING HIS PAPER. THE MEN MADE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. I BET IF HE WAS DONE AND OUT EVERYBODY WOULD BE HAPPY. SMH. Y BLK PEOPLE CANT STICK TOGETHER.

  • WhatAWorld

    I have nothing nice to say about this bottle.Am I supposed to be a convict to the smell of the cologne.I just don’t understand it!

  • UrHeinessDaQueen

    Since I don’t deal with thugs, nor never had problems with the law myself? when I see cuffs,all I can think of are kinky bedroom activities lol.

  • Soul Ese

    LOL I wonder if it smells like D.I.K. N DA A.S.S……

  • MsConsciousOne

    @Choca…no hate here, just love for the community that I serve everyday. If a wealthy White man came out with this product and marketed it to young black men who are going to prison in alarming numbers, you would be okay, right? I mean, the White man would be rich and that’s all that matters, right? To heck with the lives of the children in our community, right?

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  • Don’tGiveAWhat

    @ chocalatetunda01

    I actually agree with you. He’s successful – it doesn’t have to make ME happy how, because I don’t buy his sheet. No need for me to DEMAND that nobody else like him… LOL

  • foxxy cleopatra foster

    Don’t like Akon. Can’t stand GaGa. I wish they would both go away. I like the design of the bottle. That is all.

  • Gimmeabreak78

    I just think it’s a silly and contrived product. I don’t think I’d want my man to smell like he’d been in jail all day, which is the image the prodcut’s name conjures up to me.

    What’s next, Dr. Dre coming up with a cologne called “Enema”?

    Whatever floats your boat, I guess, but I prefer my men smelling like freedom.

  • tessiemae

    Handcuffs …. only a ingnorant black person. How dumb and those handcuffs are soooo corney. I used handcuffs for sex, way back when BORING!!!

  • Officer Ricky

    @tessiemae

    I’ll put you in handcuffs!!! MONKEEEEY!!

  • Shawn of the Living

    SAD

  • ATLien

    LOL….at the handcuffs as the bottle….interesting…

  • lil country

    yep sign me up!

  • Momo

    It could mean Konvict of love you guys. Come on think out side the box it doesnt have to mean prison. For those who havent heard his song may think diferently. Because some people do use handcuffs during happy hour…. or two : )

  • Officer Ricky

    @lil country

    Thank you for wearing that

    I don’t need this cologne. I got my own cuffs!! BOSS!

  • chocalatetunda01

    MsConsciousOne
    3/18/10, 11:27:am

    @Choca…no hate here, just love for the community that I serve everyday. If a wealthy White man came out with this product and marketed it to young black men who are going to prison in alarming numbers, you would be okay, right? I mean, the White man would be rich and that’s all that matters, right? To heck with the lives of the children in our community, right?
    _______________________________________
    NOT WHAT IM SAYING AT ALL. IF U GO AND READ ALL THE COMMENTS PEOPLE ARE PUTTING THIS MEN DOWN. HE’S THIS HE’S THAT. THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. THATS WHAT I MEAN BY WE DONT STAND TOGETHER. WE PUT EACH OTHER DOWN. OK SO YOU DONT AGREE WITH WHAT HE’S MARKETING OK THATS FIND. BUT ME I WANNA SEE ALL MY PEOPLE MAKE IT, EVEN IF ITS BY HOOK OR CROOK. DOES IT MAKE IT RIGHT NO BUT WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER. AND HE IS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF WHEN HE TALKING ABOUT A CONVECT. HE MADE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. HE DIDNT STEP ON PEOPLE TO GET THERE EITHER FAR AS I KNOW.

  • Masie_UK

    @ Real black chocolate

    Typical stupid negroid…if he IS indeed a negroid. Probably a spic or big nosed jew trynna be all cool for the net. COWARD

  • limsyrussel

    Lame, this is that Bull$h!T keepin our youth in that messed up mindset. All yall that say make that moeny are retarded!!!! There are convicts out there who cant get a job because of that label they carry and this clown wont let it go. This is truly pathetic to me I wish my son would ask for some of this $h!T….I dont find anything cool about being a convict at all….You ghetto @$$ shallow minded retards will buy this $h!T up and make his clown @$$ more richer……I dont have a problem with a convict coming out and gettin his life together but what this moron is doing with the whole things is just plan ridiculous!!

  • Somali Ninga

    This darkskin African man is makin PAPER!! do not!!! Even if he’s part of the Illuminati…SMH

  • krakatoa

    Reminds me of the old Living Color skit “Oppression”.

  • Gimmeabreak78

    @Krakatoa

    LMAO! I remember that skit! It was a play on Calvin Klein’s Obsession ads. It was hilarious (yet thought-provoking), and now that you mention it, I do see a similarity in the themes.

  • kim

    what fool would make and buy this…black America can be so sad sometimes. Don’t we see the messages we’re sending to our youth with this crap?

  • chocalatetunda01

    cruzan trini
    3/18/10, 12:39:pm

    WOW THAT IS REALLY GROSS. WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? SICK B.A.S.T.A.R.D.

  • drenk

    his next fragrance SlapAGirlAtYourConcert, and the bottle is shaped like an open hand connecting with a face

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  • BritChick

    Dumb move…anything for money I suppose.

    Black men are already viewed as society’s criminals so here we have a black African man endorsing this product.

    Sometimes I really wonder what goes through people’s heads at times…including those who sit there and support things like this.

  • Gimmeabreak78

    @Drenk

    his next fragrance SlapAGirlAtYourConcert, and the bottle is shaped like an open hand connecting with a face
    _____________________________________________

    Bwahahahah!

  • Theorius Stylez

    So many of our youth are misguided,in jails and prisons nation-wide, and this clown wants to profit from this lunacy!?! The next time that you see a black man being beat by the police and arrested, picture this loser smiling with a drink in his hand and holding a handful of blood money. Keep your kids away from this garbage if you want them to get a job and survive in America. We can not support the foolish trying to brainwash our kids into believing there is anything cool about going to jail at all. Just a theory.

  • esso

    Sorry, but I’ve always thought that Akon looked like that type of man who would drench himself in cheap azz cologne to cover up his own stench…

    THANKS BUT NO THANKS

  • Black Shazam

    Who would read a book endorsed by someone calling themselves Guccimanebabymomma ?….First learn how to spell man(not mane)…and why would you want to have a child by an incarcerated man ? I guess he’s wearin that Konvict…contains 100% chickenhead phermones..

  • msashley2004

    I love me some Akon I cant waite till this hits the stores.

  • http://kimlightpeace@yahoo.com Kimber

    he probably did not have to pay for the promotion of this sh…. the white man step right up.

    Question: Why is it halloween everyday of lady GaGa life.

    I believe in self expression but don’t OD on attention.

  • real black is chocolate

    Masie_UK

    wtf! just stfu pu$$y cuz i am big boy!! f’ckin b’tch white boy!!!

  • Mock Rock Star

    I’m not a fan of Akon, but I do appreciate him bringing Lady Gaga into the game

  • NiChar

    Why can’t these rich rappers promote something positive to the community?? Being a thug, gangster, and or convict is not a glamorous life. How bout doin’ somethin for the hood, for the kids that uplifts them? This example just keeps the kids down.

  • Bossip’s Commenting Thing Sucks Big Black B.a.l.l.s

    AND BTW, Akon does not consider himself as an African American, he’s African, and many Africans look at us the same way as white folks do…a bunch a lazy, ignorant, uneducated people. Trust, he doesn’t give a damn about what goes on Black culture, because he is not a part of it. So what he’s doing is the EXACT same thing as any other white person who markets and sells stuff to us….mocking us, while making a profit off of us. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

  • RazeKane

    FOCUS, CREATIVITY, AND DETERMINATION THATS HOW TO KEEP IT RELEVANT–WE ALL CAN LEARN FROM THIS RAGS TO RICHES BRUTHA. BTW, THE HANDCUFFS ARE ORIGINAL AND COOL.

  • Joy

    Hmmm it probably smells like underarm. I’m sorry but he looks too funky for a fragrance line.

  • lt

    when i saw this a few days ago, i was like, are you serious? why would anyone name or buy a fragrance called konvict? some of the dumbest stuff ever.

  • DreTruth

    self expression and just plain attention grabbing is two different things. She is Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy out there.

  • DreTruth

    African men look at America the same way everybody else does. Marry an american get a green card then cheat. Ahh yes, and they only look at people (black) in that way when you don’t convert to their beliefs. It’s called cultural differences. Peace.

  • umm hmm

    1st lmao @the bottle with the handcuffs on it 2nd.. lmao @ Joy I was going to say the same thing he do look funky & sweaty.. it probably do smell like underarms.. that was funny

  • kwcnch

    @ Drenk

    U Stoopid, lol

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    THAT’S A SMART AFRICAN BROTHER SHOWING YOU UPPITY CONFUSED NEGR@S HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFF A WHITE GIRL… STAY PIMPING BROTHER AKON!!!!!!

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  • Bossip’s Commenting Thing Sucks Big Black B.a.l.l.s

    @GimmeaBreak,
    Self-centered? WTH are you talking about? Nowhere did I say that only “brown skinned people in the US are Black”. My point was just because one’s skin color is Black, does not identify who they are and not all Black people share the same culture. Africans (even the ones living in the US) do not identify with African Americans; Black Hispanics don’t identify with us either; neither does Black Cubans, etc….Just because one is “Black”, does not mean we share the same values and experiences. Don’t words in my mouth that I did not say.

  • GTFOH

    What does it smell like, a convicted felons musty balls?

  • jimi

    well he is tryin unlike u haters out there dissing him why dont u guys go out there and sing or try go get a fragrance y’all think its easy hmm .

  • Masie_UK

    @REAL BLACK CHOCALTE

    I’M A GIRL
    I’M NOT WHITE

    B!CTH

  • THE INFORMER

    african americans culture aint got nothing to do with african culture african american culture is based on fried chicken and water melon and being house negros and serving and crave for the white master and bleaching,perming

  • EtherUtopia

    African American culture is AFRICAN culture – especially WEST AFRICAN culture.

    Why do phockers want to separate Black Americans from Africa? Why is a China-man considered Chinese NO MATTER where he is born on the planet but a black person isn’t??

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