LMAO@”good housewife skills”

From PEOPLE (CON’T):

What are the first things you look for? She’s gotta be pretty. Gotta have good brains on her shoulders. And she has to have good housewife skills.

What’s your ideal first date? I’m a Benihana person. Take a walk on the beach, bottle of Moët and some strawberries.

If a woman wants to catch your eye, what should she do? No. 1: Have on some nice clothes. No. 2: Smell good. No. 3: Don’t be obnoxious. No. 4: Have good character….