first! go diddy!

He probably has a “Pencil D*ck

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IVE GOT A FRIEND WHO SAYS SHE ACTUALLY MET HIM, AND SCREWED HIM. SURPRISINGLY, SHE SAID HE WAS A BEAST IN BED. I PERSONALLY COULDNT SEE GETTING PAST THE FACT THAT HE IS UTTERLY ANNOYING, BUT HEY, TO EACH IS OWN.

ILLL…WOW WANTS HIS CRAB INVESTED, DESTROY A CAREER, TAKE IT IN THE AZZ, UGLY FACE HAVING AZZ…WHO NO ONE!!

Id settle for bronze if Puff is Gold…

OF COURSE HE CAN STAY UP THE LONGEST…WHEN HE IS ON THAT E AND LORITAB YOU CAN F*CKING TIL THE EARTH STOP.

he is such a scorpio always got sex on the mind

He should go on a diet. Has anyone seen him lately? He’s gained more than a few pounds.

COCAINES A HELLUVA DRUG..

I mean copper….

(shivers) Ugh! He is so sickening. Way too conceited – and it’s not cute Diddy. Now way, no how. Sat ur a$$ down someplace – please. (Loud sigh)

Another classic case of “NEGRO PLEASE”…didn’t Superhead put this man on blast years ago??? We all know the deal Diddy the jig is up…

Diddy is a condesending idiot.. who loves attention..

hell I go wood all the time…but in this case wood is good@@…no NU NU you did not SHUT it down…eva!!!!

did puffy forget to mention he was talking about dudes?…not girls

Mr. Pro….

“Dolla dolla bills yall” quote from Montell Jordan on “This is how we do it” song…teehehehehehe

Why are colored folks always talking about sex, clothes and money? DAMN

Oh…wood is good…

BOOOOOOOOOO

HE LOOKS LIKES HIS WHOLE FACE SMELLS LIKE AZZ!

I’d have Diddy weeping! I bet he couldn’t hang!

Another classic case of “NEGRO PLEASE”…didn’t Superhead put this man on blast years ago??? We all know the deal Diddy the jig is up…

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EXACTLY…When you start talking about shyt too much! We know the deal. Was Puff the one that made Tigger bleed outta his azz??

WHAT UP WYZEPRO!!

Please!

http://www.TheCeelist.com

naomi campbell said he sucked as a lover.

all this talk about sex gone make me call my friend with the big dick and bombing head game

I’m Just me….you da biz!!

Sounds like someone is trying to convince the rest..just because it’s said, doesn’t make it so..

naomi campbell said he sucked as a lover.

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Of course because Naomi was the wrong sex!

@tony

yea yea yea tony…you most likely thinking about sex right about now, I know all about yall

“Why are colored folks always talking about sex, clothes and money? DAMN”

Isn’t it a goddamn shame?!?!

GROSS! Who would want to have sex with a man with Dolphin teeth, a slim head, and a reputation for sexin’ all the time?

Dolphin teeth…..

That make mucus come to the tip of my nose!!!

@ Puffy

DAXN YOU LOST TO A GIRL!! THE SEX YOU DESPISE THE MOST!!

heyyyyy doesn’t diddy look like that talking turd from South Park..what was his name?….

*blowing nose*

Flipper Combs!!!

@ WyzePro: hell yeah! lol. MR HANKY face lookin azz! lol

@Nikki

I mean, lets be honest here, it looks like he has a million teeth in his mouth. I’m sure he’s got a penee the width of this sharpie I’m using at my desk. You couldn’t PAY me to sex this dude up because 1, I’m not a prostitute, but 2, I’d probably catch something…

NU NU…what makes you think I wanna daydream about your perkies all day..uh…change that gravie…NOT!!!

you dumb….you know who…

With his slim arse head…I’m really upset and I hope anyone with good sense would stay away from this guy unless he’s handing out money.

damn smdh..you have got to be the most angriest commentator on here…someone’s backed up

Re…

Not the slim ass sharpie….

Mr….

WTH are you talking about? Perkies?

Dude lookin’ like he should swim in a tank and play with kids at Seaworld…

Re….

You are FUMIHN’ @ Flipper Combs

@ WYZE

MR. HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO

STEFANY….

That was kinda harsh…right?

dumb post

IJM….

What was that picture? Did you send me sumtin…in a Lobby? CONFUSED NU

NU NU…all i’m sayin is strawberry milk is good….

Personally long sex is annoying. I only like those 1 per year…

…on my anniversary.

in fact..that’s what I’m callin you from now on….red…strawberry milk….

UM..NU What you talking about? What picture?

Diddy please sugar STFP like yesterday

right….that’s who puffy looks like….i mean puffie

funny how a couple of vowels can change the whole steez…puffie is gay

oh please men who brag about their sex life DISAPPOINT in the bedroom..i don’t believe you Pop-a-Diddy-Pop-Pop

Mr….

WTF??? Red? Wha?

Re…

I concur….I like two 45minute joints…half hour apart…

IJM…

I got a pic in my phone with a 716 code….

He must know some bad chicks, aint many that can keep it wet all night long, especially after working all day and have to work the next day. And forget that Scorpio talk, No one does it like The Bull!

typical diddy…

lol@Bree….so you sayin he should change his name to Quickie Combs?…..lol…..

KD305…

I FEEL YOU MAY 8TH….they always say we freaks….

a bunch of quickies dont make you a stud….nor does an eight hour session ( talk about raw!!)…beatin it up right…bout twice…45 min each time with cuddles and breaks in between ..and makin her toes curl every time…..thass whassup…..ladies agree?

I was referrin to the redboneded ness….neh mind…

all I’m sayin is dude need to quit wearin them huggy bear ass suits…..

Puff….

Where is your chin at?

45 minutes is perfect. I like a small break in between, not much talking, but a little is necessary.

ANOTHER REASON NOT TO LIKE THIS INDIVIDUAL

real talk….after 15 minutes of REALNESS….SHE better be good because i’m sweating like a mu’fukka and tired as hell by then.

But those 15 minute sessions at lunch (with my husband) are also great.

lol Mr Flo….man them big backs do give you a work out….holdin some fat thighs up for longer than a half hour is work..hell after 10 min it’s work..

he reminds me of the kid i used to beat up in grade school.. too much bravado …

Yuck @ the fatties….

Alright, since we’re talking about this, choose which you’d rather have:

Short, rabid-dog quickies,

or

Long, snail-paced sex?

but it’s good work

With his bottle-nosed dolphin teeth…

i’d rather have intense orgsmz!!!…dont care what time it takes to get to them….

wow

his dick should fall off at any given minute..Because He not only sex broads, but willing men too!

I guess he had to up cassie..For stating that her nipples was pierced! Damn shame

Hey Sugarwalls

Re…

Okay is his penis big? And is he fat?

And am I sober?

A SHORT 15…..

Nu Nu…prolly not

Nikki….you gotta throw in the LIQUOR DICK syndrome too. Get me some Henn and it’ll be a LOOOOOOOOONG night

@Nikki

To your choosing…my hubby says those rabid ones are his favorites…

nah…that Gin will turn u into a construction worker…hammer jack …break her back

aaight fam..bbl

@Wyze,

“i’d rather have intense orgsmz!!!…dont care what time it takes to get to them….”

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Co-sign 1000%

I will go with….wait for it….

The median…long hard strokes with a twist when its in all the way…hey you said my choice….oh and drunk please…so I wont be ashamed of my actions the next cause I wont remember!!

So are you ladies Spitters or what?

Spitter?

Dis-gust-ing. That’s what the old folks used to call too much flesh, flesh on parade, go pray/lay on the altar time w/some oil.

IJm…

I was just bout to ask about that!! LOL!!!

@Mr. Florida

…not too much spitting (if it’s what I think you’re talking about)…just enough to get the feeling right…

a bunch of quickies dont make you a stud….nor does an eight hour session ( talk about raw!!)…beatin it up right…bout twice…45 min each time with cuddles and breaks in between ..and makin her toes curl every time…..thass whassup…..ladies agree?

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I AGREE

We all know Puffy is talking about using and endless supply of lotion with his hand or possibly a blow up doll.

so we me actually be looking at 10 minutes puff puff.

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FLATLINED!

I can agree with the ‘spitting’ thing…I wouldnt want dude to get addicted and NEED it…ya dig?

depending on my mood i can go for a quickie or a long drawn out session..and i’m only swallowing for my hubby

I already have hubby addicted…too much spitting and he might harrass me all day…I’m already over-sexed…

Bree…see..way to be a trooper….that’s whassup

How you know? Tru…but how did you know?

the hell with spittin…I want a squirter!!!…gone skeet skeet!!

actually there is a tried and tru technique to get the proper squirt err time…..

Short, rabid-dog quickies

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MY PREFERENCE…THAT LONG DRAWN OUT SHYT MAKES ME SLEEPY!

yeah……squirters go hard…AKA…BUST IT BABIES AKA AQUAFINA! lol

yall ladies got me catching wood…..gimme 5. BRB

on my honeymoon I’m going to hawaii… iwannalickalayhee!!!

lmao @ Wyzepro

i love my hubby..anything he wants that isn’t disrespectful to me or our relationship- he can have it

Get me some Henn and it’ll be a LOOOOOOOOONG night

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MY HUSBAND RIGHT THERE…IT IS LIKE DAXN BABY..THE BABY IS UP NOW!

@IJM

Me too…long sex is too much for me. Just on special days, like anniversaries.

Bree…..I agree..it’s not what you do..it’s what you’re willing to do

MY NICK NAME IS WET WET, CAUSE ERR TIME WE FINISHED I MESSED UP ON THE BED SET!

Num1Dom…..exactly….dude…on the right day thats the biggest turn on…on the wrong day it’s like damn…I was going to wear that nike velour TrackSuit and you messed it all up!!

Yall soooo NASTY

@ Re

@IJM

Me too…long sex is too much for me. Just on special days, like anniversaries

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For real! It is like I have to get up for work in the morning. Save that ish for a Friday or something. Trying to go long on a Sunday nite…and don’t let Ganga be in effect

NU NU..aooooo why haven’t you click on the next thread yet?…

yall are some hussies! lol

@ num1 & wyzepro

i had to ask my obgyn about that..because the first time it happened to me i was scared..LMAO..i thought my boyfriend went somewhere he wasn’t supposed to go.

Mr. Pro…

What next thread?

oh and ladies…you gosta work them kegels…man lemme tell you…workin that will keep you from having to work!

OH Don’t y’all get me to talk about when I am drinking! Shyt is crazy, I got you twisted up like a pretzel!! Holla!

oops kagels

Diddy is my idol

that muscule

oh and ladies…you gosta work them kegels…man lemme tell you…workin that will keep you from having to work!

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FOR REAL!! He loves that….especially when he is head teasing and I pull him right on in

Nu NU….the one where we not nasssty…lol

Mr…

Im already hip…

kegels

Tighten and Loosen the vaginal muscles. You were on point. And this is the correct spelling.

damn…I’m just …I’m just excited at that!!

yeah kegals work out the coochie muscles…ladies..ya’ll can do those while chillin’ at your dest at work…

IJM….

TO MUCH INFO!!! LOL!!!

Mr…

Didnt say that it was something wrong with it…just calling it

man somebody gettin they back blowed thanks to this here thread right chere…

why isnt this under the where is kim porter link?

and I wonder if he shared this information with him or not.

Mr…

Ya damn tootin’!!

kegels..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

man somebody gettin they back blowed thanks to this here thread right chere…

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YOU STOOPID

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damn…I’m just …I’m just excited at that!!

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YESSIR…WHY YOU THINK HE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE…

it’s my lunch time..bbl

**Doing my kegels as I type**

NU…WHERE YA GRAVIE?

I wish this nucca would just sit down and shut up with those dolphin teeth ……….. SMDH

**Doing my kegels as I type**

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HOLLA..thought is was just me!

IJM…

Got jacked

IJM…

when you leavin?

Bree aint foolin nobody…..going to handle that!!!

P DIDDY LOOKS SOMALIEN….

quit hatin. Puff has gotten plenty of practice.

@ NU

5:00pm

Wuzzup?

@Man

What happened to ur gravie?

ok ijm and kzzme

i brought extra herb

lets get it crackin!!!

what yall talking about in here?

aaight famz…duces!! V V

It’s been my experience when a man brags like that he is just absolutely no good in that particular area. The sad part of it is because who he is no one is probably actually telling him is not good.

Hey Diddy, its easy to have that kind of confidence when you are rolling in all that dough, Of course women will throw themselves at you,, but,,hmmmmm, its the dolla’s they want,,, not you hon,, but your money.. but I guess you have to get how you have to get it.

@ Mandah!

Sex…what else LMAOO

Spark that ish!

It’s been my experience when a man brags like that he is just absolutely no good in that particular area. The sad part of it is because who he is no one is probably actually telling him is not good.

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Naomi Campbell and Superhead tell the deal!

I have neither the time nor really enough interest to parse through whatever the hell is going on in the Lisa Raye post, so could someone please tell me what the big deal is?

Are you West Indians fighting with each other again? What gives?

Lisa Raye is a talentless never was and there are literally millions of men in America like her husband.

Jeez, I am sad I even took this much time to talk about her sorry ass. Could someone please give me a synopsis.

Thanks in advance.

@Re; Dude lookin’ like he should swim in a tank and play with kids at Seaworld

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Sparked it too quick… nearly singed an eyebrow off lol

Just curious….

Diddy needs to get over himself. Guess he’s trying to compensate for the lack of good looks!

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lol @ moreaces

I think he looks like he should be gathering nuts for the winter

@ Mandah….

…that don’t make no daxn sense. I ain’t making no hospital calls, I have to pick up the baby!

sad

Whoever’s up for the challenge.”

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I’m mad at that. That is some gay mess right there.

OF COURSE WHEN YOUR’RE A GAY MAN SCREWING A WOMAN YOU CAN GO ALL NIGHT LONG BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FEELING FOR THE WOMAN OR WOMEN…LOL TAKE THAT DIDDY..

Diddy please, if you have to talk about it then I doubt you can do all that – we need women to verify this. What an arrogant JERK!

@bree I agree fast or slow depends on the mood

PLUS the time of day, where you are and how much time you have. Gotta be versatile

Of course his opinion is going to be warped!! He is rich and famous… what “smart” woman is going to tell him he can’t hit?

Even Superhead didn’t until she figured she could get some duckets saying anything.

LMAO!

Ya’ll are crazy! Kegals is the Shizznit!

Any woman who doesn’t know about kegels needs to step up her game! It’s a turn on to men for women to tighten that p…y on demand!

Okay, I’m sorry, but Diddy lookes like the type to look you in the eye the entire time you’re “doing it”, and will hold your face if you try to turn your head. I can really see him doing that.

are we still doing kegels in here?

@whats your is mine

Now that would kinda freak me out! But yeah he seems that into himself, “look at me while I f..k you”!!

Diddy keep enough crust around his mouth to bake 10 pies. Yuck…I can’t see any woman getting with his Azz. Pencil d*9k for sure.

THE MAN IS A SCORPIO…NUFF SAID

IF LIBRA ASHANTI GOT THAT GOOD-GOOD THEN US SCORPIOS GOT THAT GOOD-WOOD

In Supaheads book she said he wasn’t that good and she would know.

Umm Diddy you’re forgeting one important detail… THE OLYMPICS ALWAYS TEST FOR PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SUBSTANCES… You’d break the world record and then get disqualified like Ben Johnson!!!!

@ Cutie Pie

I was going to say that…Diddy is a scorpio! He just being himself lol!

LMAO @ some of the females’ comments.

this type of boasting is such a turn off, why women are attracted to this bull, idk.

I love this picture of Diddy and that tired coochy hoe. That was at a fun raiser where Sharon Stone asked him in a room full of rich white people did he spend his money on crack cause he refused to give her a $40k donation. They showed the clip on Access Hollywood and you could hear the crowd grasp loudly. If that was a black women, he would have snatched the lace front off her.

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This piece belongs in the ‘Ho, Sit Down’ section.

Diddy better get checked regularly for HIV… It’s real and running rampid in our community and this foo is walking around sexing everybody and bragging on it! YUCK!

SOMER… LMAO @ “that tired coochy hoe”

Where are my people?

m-daddy mustache ain’t nobody up this early!

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WE HERE

MORNING NU

M-DADDY’s STACHE

BE REAL!

SOMER, That is so true, I saw that clip. He stayed his ass in check when Sharon checked him. But he would have went off on a black woman to the max. And with all the child support he pays. He did not have 40 plus, Somebody said Puffy is rich, Let’s keep waiting time will tell. I think he had to sale the other half of Bad Boy for some CASH FLOW. Don’t believe the HYPE.

He really looks like a monkey mouth in this picture. This is not hate, it’s a fact.

Hey IJM!!!

If you got to brag then you lying…

Used to hate him then I loved him (felt sorry for him during the JLO thing) not I truly LOATHE him

he looks like his breath be all stinky and hot breathing all hard in your hear while you trying to hold your breath. he probably got infectious diseases cuz he dont use condoms. i like diddy but he has issues http://www.girlfriendchurch.com where we discourage this type of behavior

Hmmm…not according to Karrine Steffans he can’t LOL

Hello folks!

Reading some of these posts almost had me peeing myself… LMAO!

“real talk….after 15 minutes of REALNESS….SHE BETTER BE GOOD because i’m sweating like a mu’fukka and tired as hell by then.”

Co-sign if she IS GOOD(beautifull or attractive, sex-appeal) I can go 45 min (or 2 hours with some pauses). If she IS NOT GOOD, she can leave after taking her sex-dose in 15 min, more it will be annoying or the hell for me.

…and yes I agree, Diddy’s truly some dolphin teeth having over-cocky bragadocious lipgloss wearing ass idiot… acting like he know whats up in the bedroom, tzzzzzzzzz, breath ‘prolly smells! so whatever Diddy, take that, take that!

@Bella………I am one who believes that Diddy will die broke. He is not done making babies. He is grasping for for new musical acts but these tired reality shows are producing nothing more than jokes. He is making bad business decisions. He would rather put money into producing Cassie instead of finding real talent. I actually just found out that he is only the face behind Sean John. The line is white own. That goes for several other blacks who claim to have clothing lines. I had no ideal that they really didn’t own these clothing lines.

Who could have sex the longest? Nicca PLEASE! If you tryna go longer than 45 minutes…then i don’t want you. Give it to me good right before i go to sleep, wake me up during the night so we can go again, once more before i go to work, if i get a break at lunch, a snack would be nice, and i’ll see you at home after work…thank you! And you ain’t gotta go 45 minutes each time either…its not always about the length of time…

Kegal smeagal aint nothin like a gracious bugler, skin fluter, trumpet blower, head doctor, boss skully brain surgeon. Ya feel me.

Sharon Stone looks like she was discussted.

What an asshole! Truly the biggest!

not what supahead said about his performance

This is a quite delightful thread, I look forward to other posts you publish!!