We’re glad Nick Cannon has a sense of humor when it comes to being called “Mr. Mariah Carey” and man servant because we thought it was funny as hell when we heard they got married. In the latest issue of JET, Nick explains that he was “SOMEBODY” before his marriage…

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Nick Cannon laughs when people call him “Mr. Mariah Carery,” even though he’s been married to his wife, Mariah, for two years now. The self-professed “entrepretainer” – an entrepreneur first and entertainer second – is certainly accomplished in his own right. He became a millionaire at 15 and is the CEO of his own multi-media company, NCredibile Entertainment and chairman of the Teen Nick television network. “That type of stuff is humorous to me,” he tells JET. “If I were an insecure individual or if that was true, that type of statement – that I’m a ‘boy toy’ or ‘yes man’ and all that type of stuff – would bother me. But anybody who knows me or talks to me for five minutes knows clearly that’s not the picture.”

Nick… It’s okay!!! We know you were an established individual before Mariah Carey BUT… being married to that Diva, the only thing you could be in the relationship is MARIAH’s B*TCH!!!!