OH NO

PANDEMONIUM IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE, NOT A KIM K POST..OH NO

Oh my god look at that 1st again, I told y’all I got this

are we still on this??

Top 10, well after she looses it then count Reggie Bush lost with the @ss. He is a black man we don’t want skinny women.

REALLY, WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR BUTT….I THOUGHT HER 15 MINUTES WERE UP

OMG

LOVE THAT SONG

Bigga BABY!!!

@ Q

Gotta go Coolio

mean its getting too hot

If Faith have twins she’ll probably have Tupac’s

Get it two pocs! (sp may be twisted!)

her ass is her moneymaker….she better not lose it….ya’ll ladies can’t front…that is a phat ass…

@IM JUST ME

YOU TALKING ABOUT THE JAY SONG RIGHT?

@IM JUST ME

THATS MY GIRL!! I KNEW YOU LOVED HIM AS MUCH AS ME!!

Get over yourself Kim.. Ur my chick and all, but aint nobody worried about ya ass..

WELL IF SHE DON’T WANT IT ANYMORE MAYBE SHE CAN GIVE IT TO MARIAH CAREY CANNON. SHE COULD USE KIM AZZSET.

if you put Kim’s ass on Lauren London…….you’d have the PERFECT female

I’ve heard the implant rumor ass (typo but I’m keeping it lol) well Just Sayin

Is she serious?? We all know that she is only trying to lose weight because that cornball nigg* that she messes with told her to. This bit** is as delusional as her fake ass man.

na,I don’t think she got ass implants…..not only black chicks got phat asses…

THE NUMBERS ON THIS POST ARE GOING TO GO THRU THE ROOF!!(LOL)

@ Q

Girl Jay said:

jigga, Jay-Z

Big said:

Bigga Baby!

Girl I know that song…don’t let me bring it back on ya!

@ Jaxon (Missing you…)

I’ve heard the implant rumor ass (typo but I’m keeping it lol) well Just Sayin

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What does she do for a living?

:-/

@ Q

Cause you getting doe ’round here is not in the plans!

@IM JUST ME

GIRL I WAS SITTING HERE LISTENING TO MP3 ON MY PHONE AND I HAVE IT ON THERE. SO I GOT TO BOPPING AND ROCKING(LOL) AND I WORK WITH ALOT OF OUR “EUROPEAN” BROTHERS AND SISTERS, SO THEIR ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M CRAZY. IM OVER HERE GOING OFF AND TYPING AWAY. SO FINALLY I SAID, LET ME PUT IT IN MY HEADLINE..AND KEPT IT ROCKING..LOL

@IM JUST ME

THE NEXT ONE IM’A SNATCH QUOTES FROM WILL BE “IMAGINARY PLAYA”

Please.

**Aunt Viv playing world’s smallest violin**

Im sick of all this fascination with monster size asses..

KIM WHO GIVES AN EFF REALLY?! LOSE WEIGHT GAIN WEIGHT WHO CARES?! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE WHITE GIRL W/ THE “BLK ASS” WHO BANGED BRANDY’S LITTLE BROTHER ON TAPE. HO SIT DOWN ALREADY!!

[STOMPIN FEET]

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOES DIS TRICK DO FOR A LIVIN?

@Q

YOU DONE GOT ME STARTED EARLY ON A FRIDAY

JIGGA STAND UP!!

Not for nothing, but that’s the reason why she gets attention in the first place. We could’ve quickly dismissed her as the next Paris Hilton, but because she’s got the curves is why she has become famous. Why does she act like there’s more to her than that?

Also, last time I checked, you cannot lose a fake booty. That elastomer silicone is in there for good (i know, i work in a plastic surgeon’s office). And if Kim is smart, she won’t lose more than 10lbs (reportedly she’s lost 5lbs so far; I think she only lost 2lbs), because that’s when the implants will become much more obvious then they are now.

@ Just Sayin

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOES DIS TRICK DO FOR A LIVIN?

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WASTE OUR GOT DAXN TIME!!

No, she’s trying to lose weight cause that Shana Moakler chick called her FAT! Who she fooling, that shyt done got to her. She needs some self esteem. Girl, you better be proud of that a$$ the GOOD LORD gave you (if he really gave it to you). If yo man like it, then you aint got nuthin to worry about.

LOL @ AUNT VIV AND HER VIOLIN

ROFL @ JUST SAYIN THROWIN KIM K TEMPER TANTRUM

@IM JUST ME

YES MOMMA!! I KNOW THATS RIGHT,

“SELL A BUNCH’A RECORDS AND YOU STILL OWE DOUGH

I GOT 996 PLUS 4 MO’ DOUGH

YOU CRAZY, YOU FULGAZEY, IM LOCO WIT’ DO POPO’”

LOL

THATS MY BABAY DADDAY(LOL)

@ Aunt Viv

LOL

I got the tiny cymbal.

i’d hit it. thoroughly.

I LOVe that tail… Kiiiimmmmmaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ KESHA

DIDN’T PARIS CALL HER FAT AS WELL AND SAY HER AZZ LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE OR SOMETHING?

LMAO @ AUNT VIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop giving her publicity! Enough already…

I wish there was an invention where people like her can be banished to Mars at the click of a remote control button…anyone feeling scientific and creative?

@ I’m Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

@ Just Sayin

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOES DIS TRICK DO FOR A LIVIN?

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WASTE OUR GOT DAXN TIME!!

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LMAO… True Dat…

@ Q

I GOT MY MAIN CHICK, A MISTRESS AND A YOUNG CHICK FORGET IT I’M THE DON!!!!

I would “LOVE” to plant a kiss right on her left butt cheek.

The b*tch is bad!

HEY BROOKLYN!!!(WAVING FRANTICALLY)

Who cares she’s a nobody so NEXT!!!!!!!!

im back. whats going on here?

@ I’m just me

SHOLL DID! AND you know that musta REALLY stung her coming from her former BFF…she’s so insecure. At least black women are proud of their curves…well i know i am. I LOVE my booty, lol. IF she don’t love it, then she dont deserve it…so get rid of it Kim!

I would be offended is a mofo kept telling me to turn around too. I would just walk away from the mofo.

@ Just Sayin…

“SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOES DIS TRICK DO FOR A LIVIN?”

You answered your own question…she TRICK, that what she does for a living!

She may be pretty, rich, and have a famous backside, but Kim Kardashian admittedly Googles herslef, and must know by now that she gets no respect at all! Just a lesson to you fame and money chasers out there, respect is hard to earn, and harder to keep, so you don’t wanna jump out the gate with none at all…you may never get it, and it can’t be bought either…

@ SWEET…

Wassup Sweet…who that in your gravy?

BOOOOOO to the fake Dana Dane!

@ Kesha

Exactly….and KK tries so hard to fit in and really she doesn’t. Black girl Booty and Trannyilcious face…not a good look at all.

Brooklyn whats up? and im out!

I would love to put ketchup on her ass, with a few french fries, and a turkey burger then just eat. LOL!! Who is with me??

The azz does not even look real in this pic..

I need this chick so bad. Jesus she is hot. Me and her. Face sitting contest. She goes first. Lawd have mercy!!!!Hatin ass hoez shut up!!

Why would she wanna lost that big, beautiful ass?

@ Mandah “grease up them thighs” LMAO

Jaxon (Missing you…)(Check me out!)

@ Mandah “grease up them thighs” LMAO

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chile i can see her stugglin’, layin on the bed and suckin in extra hard lol lol

I don’t see how she became “known” for an ass that’s not even hers in the first place. Clearly she wears ass padding, body enhancing pads, or whatever you call it. The point is, she’s never had the “real” ass, she’s supposingly so famous for.

@ Jaxon

do you got a phat ass…..just curious?

num1dominicano(Check me out!)

@ Jaxon

do you got a phat ass…..just curious?

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do you got a big…. lemme stop jk jk

“The azz does not even look real in this pic..”

It looks just like she’s wearing a diaper, doesn’t it!??!

@meshaun

AIGHT KIM DON’T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU…

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more like the ass that keeps you fed lol

do you got a big…. lemme stop jk jk

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yes indeedy

This chick just can’t catch a break: She’s criticized for always showin’ her @ss, and when she says she wants to stop showin’ it she’s criticized for THAT, too. Unbelievable.

It continues to amaze me how well the media manipulates situations. The media decided to highlight this chick’s @ss – ignoring/excluding Kenya Moore and every other blessed sista – and WE jump all over THIS chick because OTHER people have elected to deify her. It’s ridiculous. I think she has a nice enough @ss (especially for a white girl), but it ain’t anything superior to the sistas . Wish folks would stop followin’ the media’s lead and givin’ this chick more play than she deserves.

and im sorry it is too daxn hot for a sweater dress

why does her butt looks weird in the above pic?

Mature brothas like for you to bring that business to them!!!

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YES MA’AM AND YOU BETTER BE THROWING THAT ISH BACK AND PUTTING THAT BACK INTO IT!!

Not Kim again

“if you take the black out of everything, you’ll take away big lips, big breasts, big butts, big hips, all the big stuff is gone. and your left with the small stuff: small tits, small ass, small lips, small hips.” – Paul Mooney

its all traced back to the african heritage. all you latinas can say you have the curvy heritage as well, but yourblood has african traces too, you just dont know it (or wanna admit it). the feminine body was originated by our foremother, which was a black woman. for the people who disagree, look past the color. if i said our foremother was white would you believe me more? probably. unfortunately the truth isnt always what you expected. the most discriminated race (african) is by far one of the most ancient and SHOULD be one of most respected

PLEASE DON’T LOSE THAT BUTT, TURN AROUND, STICK IT OUT, EVEN WHITEBOYS GOTTA SHOUT, BABY GOT BACK!!!

@ SMDH

“Though I must say I have not seen Reggie with her since the whole chasing after Travis thing….”

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Girl, she was at the Saints training camp in MS signing autographs while he was training. And she was at the first preseason game, and will probably be at tomorrow’s. He aint lettin that go…Reggie in love. He just better pray some famous white man dont give her the time of day cause she will DEF leave his a$$

@ SMDH, I’m just me

“Mature brothas like for you to bring that business to them!!!”

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I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!!!! Throw it to em baby, throw it, lol! And watch em grab hold!

@smdh

I do – but then again, I’m not into that wham bam beatin up the vajayjay crap either

lol, sorry? lol

@ dominicano

boy stop!

lol

That pic right there…that doesn’t even look like a natural ass….a natural ass isn’t gonna look like that.. a natural ass is gonna look like a natural ass….a natural ass isn’t gonna look like one big cushion that has been stuff with something else….a natural ass jiggles…a natural ass isn’t gonna look like there is a pillow stuck under her dress.

SMDH… you are too much lady…love your sez who picture!

She wants to lose her ass because she wants folks to concentrate on her efforts to save the rainforest and starving Africans and…wait a minute! SHE DOESN’T DO ANY OF THAT! She is famous for tooting her ass in the air, taking pictures while tooting her ass in the air, having sex on camera while tooting her ass in the air, shopping, swimming, eating, dancing, living while TOOTING HER ASS IN THE AIR!!!

I guess Kim wants to be known for her famous fried chicken and other soul foods she cooks.

She’s got that uni-booty thing going on! One huge ass cheek!

Rozza♥(Check me out!)

She wants to lose her ass because she wants folks to concentrate on her efforts to save the rainforest and starving Africans and…wait a minute! SHE DOESN’T DO ANY OF THAT! She is famous for tooting her ass in the air, taking pictures while tooting her ass in the air, having sex on camera while tooting her ass in the air, shopping, swimming, eating, dancing, living while TOOTING HER ASS IN THE AIR!!!

I guess Kim wants to be known for her famous fried chicken and other soul foods she cooks.

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OMG rozza you crazy lol!!!

BRAIDEDDDDDDDD!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MOMMA?

M-DADDY…HEY YOU, IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR JOB TO GIVE YOUR BOSS’ A PEICE OF MY MIND!!!(stomping feet as i drive my way up the hill..lmao)

Rozza… love your new picture.. looks just like your baby pic but just grown up!!

@ Manduh……ummm just like Deelishus, Bootz, buckeeyy, …all them rats huh….

Thank you, Ms Braided! Appreciate that!

bossiop blockin as usual

I dont think that Kim just talks about it you idiots……..its obvious thats all the media and press talk about to her…..she has to adress ir WTF? Are you all serious that dumb

OH@ BRAIDED, I HAVENT GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO CHECK THE EMAILS YET, YOU KNOW I TAKE A LATE LUNCH, SO IM JUST GETTING BACK TO MY DESK AND GETTING LIFE TOGETHER. LET ME CHECK IT ON THRU MY PHONE. GIVE ME ONE SEC

Sxyq… girl i went to ihop this morning since you wasnt home when i rang your bell foe my breakfast.. plus. i got a good picture and my daughter is going to put it up for me later!! but girl you sneaky lil missy, you went and got daddy’s ticket and claimed you didnt get mine.. but thats ok ill slowly walk away and let you and daddy enjoy the amusement park… can a sista at least get a corn dog and a stuffed animal! damn!

syxq.. check it and tell me what happen last night about your boyfriend!!!!

Ms Braided, sxyQ: Y’all exchanging e-mails without me? *pouting*

OHHH ROZZAA. IM SORRY!! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH ALL ME HEART. WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?

ROZZA THIS IS WHAT IM GOING TO DO. IM GOING TO CREATE A FAKE ONE. THEN I’LL POST IT. YOU EMAIL ME THERE AND I’LL EMAIL YOUR REAL ONE FROM MINE

“@smdh

I do – but then again, I’m not into that wham bam beatin up the vajayjay crap either

lol, sorry? lol”

You know those guys who wanna beat up the vajayjay like he’s had a bad day or something?!?!? All that slammin and bammin!?!? I am so not into that!! I don’t consider that experience.. Thats how animals have sex…

Pleeeeeaaaasssse don’t loose that bootay!!!

I think it’s real tho.. look at her moms and sis.. they all thick…

Photogs to kim ” Turn around and back that thang up, now drop it like it’s hot!! Flash Flash! lol!!!!!!!

@ SMDH

some folks like to be slammed and bammed, dosn’t make them an animal tho… I’m just sayin…. To each his own… don’t call folks animals because they don’t share the same taste or opinion as you.

DAAYUUMM(Check me out!)

@ Manduh……ummm just like Deelishus, Bootz, buckeeyy, …all them rats huh….

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i dont care for their skeezin arces either

@ROZZA

OKAY, YOU CAN SEND YOUR REAL ONE TO blondsuebrown@aol.com , AND I WILL CONTACT YOU FROM MY REAL ONE ONCE I GET YOURS.

“@ SMDH

some folks like to be slammed and bammed, dosn’t make them an animal tho… I’m just sayin…. To each his own… don’t call folks animals because they don’t share the same taste or opinion as you.”

WHATEVER!! You must be a “bammer”…

I said that’s how animals have sex.. I never called anyone an animal…..

BG(Check me out!)

@ SMDH

some folks like to be slammed and bammed, dosn’t make them an animal tho… I’m just sayin…. To each his own… don’t call folks animals because they don’t share the same taste or opinion as you.

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she be having sex all extra civil and plain like puritains lol missonary only of course…. smdh maybe thats why u always mad, cuz you havent had a good rolicking in a good minute… everyone knows the best sex is that angry makeup sex lmao!!!

Rozza… im sorry sweetie… whats your email.. b/c i will going back this coming week and if i dont get my picture up. i will email it to you!you know we love you chocolate syrup!! ms sxyq.. be having her arm all around a sistas neck and i cant get chance to see you!

yeah I can be a bammer, or a long and slow type of guy, kissin your forehead or bangin yo forehead against the head board, how ever you want it…

Rozza… watch out sxyq is a slick one… shell have you emailing the prime minister in france somewhere lol!!!!

My boss is a slave driver

@BRAIDED (gently loosening my grip from around braided’s neck) ITS ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY TRIP FOR THE AMUSEMENT PARK!!(LOL) OTHER WISE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SIS, (sniffling wiping tears..lol)

“she be having sex all extra civil and plain like puritains lol missonary only of course…. smdh maybe thats why u always mad, cuz you havent had a good rolicking in a good minute… everyone knows the best sex is that angry makeup sex lmao!!!”

LOL!! I never said I was prude.. I just prefer to have a man make love to me.. I don’t like to feel like I’m under attack…

To each his own. If you don’t mind feeling like your heads gonna go clean through the headboard or the bed is gonna collapse under you, fine with me!!!

@M-DADDY

YOU TELL YOUR BOSS, I’LL BE THERE IN LESS THAN 5. AND HE WONT LIKE IT WHEN THIS 5 FEET GETS IN HIS FACE!!(pointing my finger and rolling my neck..lol) AND TELL HIM I’M BRINGING BRAIDED WITH ME!!! WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME DAMAGE CONTROL..LOL

lol, SMDH, you just need some one who knows how to give it to you hard, but not so hard that it kills you…. ya know test your limits… then you’ll be the one screamin.. ” harder, harder… oops you went too deep… lol

OHHHH LAWWWDDDDDDD

SMDH, your pic reminds me of Rihanna…

LOL!

why get offended? Has she heard of the word — no?

@IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

YOU TELL YOUR BOSS, I’LL BE THERE IN LESS THAN 5. AND HE WONT LIKE IT WHEN THIS 5 FEET GETS IN HIS FACE!!(pointing my finger and rolling my neck..lol) AND TELL HIM I’M BRINGING BRAIDED WITH ME!!! WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME DAMAGE CONTROL..LOL

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KICK HIS AZZ PLEASE!!!!!!! LOL

“SMDH, your pic reminds me of Rihanna…”

Really?? Beyonce and Rhianna??

My head is all types of swolled right now.

Thanks or the compliment.

“lol, SMDH, you just need some one who knows how to give it to you hard, but not so hard that it kills you…. ya know test your limits… then you’ll be the one screamin.. ” harder, harder… oops you went too deep… lol”

You’re comedy!!!

Kim STUF please just because someone tells you to turn around do you have to do it?

@M-DADDY

YOU TELL HIM HE HAD BETTER WATCH HIS BACK!!(LOL)

ms braided beauty

You so fly wit all yo summa colors on.. get it gurl… Wit yo pretty self…

( I feel like talkin’ country taday…)

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

YOU TELL HIM HE HAD BETTER WATCH HIS BACK!!(LOL)

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I’m going to tell him right now LMAO

@M-DADDY

LOL..YEAH, TELL HIM HE DONT WANT NONE!! (brushing off my knuckles) YOU STILL BUSY MY FRIEND?

Im back, what did I miss?

Yall be easy… it’s a beautiful day in tha A!

Here I go again

here kitty kitty kitty…. C’mere lemme make you purrrrrrr…

I like to stroke kitty kats

SUGGGGAAAAAA

WHERE YOU BEEN GIRL?

LMFAO@ SUGAR WALLS

HOW DO YOU GIVE A BAD HAND JOB? LIKE IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

@SUGAR

LOL..GIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLE AND THE STRAWBERRY?

@sxyQ: You give a bad hand job by having dry ashy hands with callouses. At least that’s what I can imagine. Nobody wants to have hands that feel like emery boards.

ROLLING ALL OVER THE DAMNED FLOOR..@ROZZA, I WOULD LIKE TO HOPE SHE KEEPS SOME VASELINE INTENSIVE CARE IN THOSE EXPENSIVE BAGS OF HERS BEFORE SHE STARTS CHAFFING PEOPLE’S STUFF.(LOL)

@IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

LOL..YEAH, TELL HIM HE DONT WANT NONE!! (brushing off my knuckles) YOU STILL BUSY MY FRIEND?

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Yeah unfortunately I work with a bunch of idiots that dont know how to do their fu$%^# jobs

IM UP IN HERE GROOVING TO MY OLD SCHOOL SUPER CAT AND BIGGIE…

@TONY

THANK YOU SO MUCH (blushing)

@M-DADDY

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. I ALWAYS SAY THAT IM SURROUNDED BY DUMMIES. HENCE THE REASON WHY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT THAT SAID “I’M NOT MEAN, YOU’RE JUST STUPID!” LOL EVERY TIME I GET A CHANCE, I WEAR IT TO LET THESE FOOLS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM.

@Tony: Well – that’s a bad hand job! That is a big NO NO for any man, at least I hope so. I don’t want to meet the man that likes it that rough! Probably has a dick that looks like an old log in the forest. Wouldn’t touch that with mine or anybody else’s hands.

NOW ITS THE FLAVA IN YA EAR REMIX…

“HAA THE FLAVERRRSSS IN YERRR EARRRRR!!”

@ROZZA

LOL, I KNOW RIGHT! THATS SOME “LAY DOWN ON THE TABLE, WHILE WE GO GET THE Q-TIP” TYPE OF MESS.(LOL)

Kim should thank her assets all her success !

@sxyQ: Can you imagine at the hospital? They keep calling other nurses in to look at the “Pinocchio Dick”, only it won’t grow when he lies, he becomes a bigger jackass.

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)

@M-DADDY

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. I ALWAYS SAY THAT IM SURROUNDED BY DUMMIES. HENCE THE REASON WHY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT THAT SAID “I’M NOT MEAN, YOU’RE JUST STUPID!” LOL EVERY TIME I GET A CHANCE, I WEAR IT TO LET THESE FOOLS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM.

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I need a shirt like that. I swear these fools are idiots, hoe do you work at job for over 5 years and you still dont know what the hell you are doing??

SHE DOESN’T DO ANY OF THAT! She is famous for tooting her ass in the air, taking pictures while tooting her ass in the air, having sex on camera while tooting her ass in the air, shopping, swimming, eating, dancing, living while TOOTING HER ASS IN THE AIR!!!

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DEAD!!

@M-Daddy: “I need a shirt like that. I swear these fools are idiots, hoe do you work at job for over 5 years and you still dont know what the hell you are doing??”

Be related to the boss?

Sleeping with the boss?

Marrying the boss?

Blackmail?

@ROZZA

LOL…YEAH DEFINATELY Q-TIP SWAB ACTION. THEY HAVE TO MAKE MEDICATION FOR THAT KIND OF ILLNESS(LOL)

@M-DADDY

I HAVE PEOPLE THAT WILL WALK UP TO MY DESK IN THE MIDDLE OF ME HANDLING SOMETHING, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO OBVIOUSLY SEE THAT I AMD BUSY (ON THE PHONE, COMPLETING SOMETHING) AND INSTEAD OF SAYING, OKAY, I WILL COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED, OH NO. THESE SUCKA FACE FOOLS LINGER AROUND LIKE FORCING THEIR PRESENCE ON ME UNTIL IM DONE. THEN THEY COME WITH A QUESTION TO SOME CRAP THAT THEY SHOULD BE SLAPPED FOR NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO. RIDICULOUS.

@ROZZA

HERE’S A FEW EXTENSIONS..

STINKING YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP THE BOSSES ARSE THAT YOU CANT TELL WHERE HE ENDS AND YOU BEGIN?

UH, THE BOSS IS JUST AS STUPID AS YOU ARE?

GETTING HAMMERED AS HELL OUTSIDE OF WORK WITH THE BOSS?

YOU AND THE BOSS ARE PREDJUDICE?

(LMFAO..THESE ARE ALL THINGS THAT GO DOWN ROUND HERE AT MY DUNGEON..HOW ABOUT YOURS?LMFAO)

@sxyQ: I’m in between dungeons right now, but I completely feel you!

@Rozza

Be related to the boss?

Sleeping with the boss?

Marrying the boss?

Blackmail?

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“Sleeping with the boss?” I just threw up in my mouth at the thought

@M-Daddy: Sorry – your boss must be some piece of work!

@IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)

@M-DADDY

I HAVE PEOPLE THAT WILL WALK UP TO MY DESK IN THE MIDDLE OF ME HANDLING SOMETHING, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO OBVIOUSLY SEE THAT I AMD BUSY (ON THE PHONE, COMPLETING SOMETHING) AND INSTEAD OF SAYING, OKAY, I WILL COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED, OH NO. THESE SUCKA FACE FOOLS LINGER AROUND LIKE FORCING THEIR PRESENCE ON ME UNTIL IM DONE. THEN THEY COME WITH A QUESTION TO SOME CRAP THAT THEY SHOULD BE SLAPPED FOR NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO. RIDICULOUS

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I’m a real smart-ass at times, when they do that to me I can be on the phone with a customer and right in the middle I will ask the customer to hold and turn to the person and let them know that they are smothering me and I think we should slow our relationship down a bit

@M-DADDY

YEAH, TELL THAT SUCKA TO MEET ME AT THE DESIGNATED PLACE AT THE DESIGNATED TIME, AND I WILL GLADLY DESIGNATE HIS AZZ FOR DISMEMBERMENT!!!(ROFL..LOL)

@ROSSA

COUNT IT AS A VACATION!! EVERY MORNING I COME UP IN HERE ROLLING MY EYES AT THESE SORRY M-EFFERS!! THEY MAKE ME SICK!!

@sxyQ: At least you got us! *giving a cyber hug*

@M-DADDY

I’m a real smart-ass at times, when they do that to me I can be on the phone with a customer and right in the middle I will ask the customer to hold and turn to the person and let them know that they are smothering me and I think we should slow our relationship down a bit

ROFL

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IF YOU DONT THINK IM GONNA USE THAT ONE, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. LMAO. IVE BEEN TOLD THAT I WAS RUDE IN HERE SEVERAL TIMES. “BRASH” “ABRASIVE” “OUTSPOKEN” ARE MORE ALONG THE TERMS OF WHAT THEY USE WHENEVER THEY HAVE A SIT DOWN. HELL, I’VE LAYED INTO MY ENTIRE TEAM ONE DAY. AND WENT ON ABOUT MY BUSINESS. THEY ALL SAT THERE WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, NOT REALLY KNOWING WHAT TO SAY(and i aint bit more supervisor than the man in the moon, i just have a low tolerance for laziness and b.s)

@Rozza♥(Check me out!)

@M-Daddy: Sorry – your boss must be some piece of work!

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He looks like a broke ass George Lopez

@M-DADDY

LUCKY YOU. I USED TO HAVE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A CRACKED OUT GOLDIE HAWN. SHE GOT MAD WITH ME ONE DAY BECAUSE I TOLD HER THAT SHE DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING. TOO LATE TO TAKE THE WORDS BACK(LOL) SHE’S HATED ME EVER SINCE. ANOTHER ONE WHO LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE “EE’ OR” FROM WINNIE THE POOH. AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE, I PROMISE YOU, THAT THE OLD HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT LOOKS LIKE STUEY FROM FAMILY GUY, AND THE NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE STUEYS FATHER. ROFL.

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

IF YOU DONT THINK IM GONNA USE THAT ONE, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. LMAO. IVE BEEN TOLD THAT I WAS RUDE IN HERE SEVERAL TIMES. “BRASH” “ABRASIVE” “OUTSPOKEN” ARE MORE ALONG THE TERMS OF WHAT THEY USE WHENEVER THEY HAVE A SIT DOWN. HELL, I’VE LAYED INTO MY ENTIRE TEAM ONE DAY. AND WENT ON ABOUT MY BUSINESS. THEY ALL SAT THERE WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, NOT REALLY KNOWING WHAT TO SAY(and i aint bit more supervisor than the man in the moon, i just have a low tolerance for laziness and b.s)

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You look like a firecracker. LOL I need you in my office

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

LUCKY YOU. I USED TO HAVE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A CRACKED OUT GOLDIE HAWN. SHE GOT MAD WITH ME ONE DAY BECAUSE I TOLD HER THAT SHE DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING. TOO LATE TO TAKE THE WORDS BACK(LOL) SHE’S HATED ME EVER SINCE. ANOTHER ONE WHO LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE “EE’ OR” FROM WINNIE THE POOH. AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE, I PROMISE YOU, THAT THE OLD HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT LOOKS LIKE STUEY FROM FAMILY GUY, AND THE NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE STUEYS FATHER. ROFL.

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The way I talk about people I wouldnt last in your office LMAO

@M-DADDY

EVENTUALLY, THEY WOULD BECOME FRIGHTENED AND TOSS ME OUT ONTO MY TUSH(LMFAO). IN MY OFFICE, WE HAVE THIS JOKE. WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO FIRE SOMEONE, WE CALL IT “THE BROWN BOX” OR “THEYRE ABOUT TO BRING YOU THE BROWN BOX”. BECAUSE THEY LET YOU WORK UNTIL 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SHIFT IS UP. THEY PULL YOU INTO THE BOSS’ OFFICE, WHERE HUMAN RESOURCES IS WAITING FOR YOU. AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE 2 OTHER SUP’S ARE AT YOUR STATION PACKING UP YOUR STUFF IN, YOU GUESSED IT, “THE BROWN BOX” AND THEN THEY SHOW YOU AND YOUR STUFF(IN THE BOX) TO THE DOOR. LMFAO

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie) & Rozza

My boss looks like a cross between George Lopez and Rocky Dennis, the dude from mask.

@ SxyQ

NO YOU AREN’T OVER THERE LISTENING TO SUPER CAT. YOU THINK THAT ME COME FI PLAY. YOU THINK THAT ME COME FI PLAY

@M-DADDY

WHAT YOU THINK I GIVE THESE FOOLS AN EASY RIDE? LOL I HAVE NICK NAMES FOR EVERYONE IN HERE.(ROFL..THE THING IS, THEY DONT KNOW IT..LMFAO)

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

@IM JUST ME

GIRL YES I WAS!!(LOL) NOW IM ON MY EARTH WIND AND FIRE AND RAPHAEL SAADIQ

@IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

EVENTUALLY, THEY WOULD BECOME FRIGHTENED AND TOSS ME OUT ONTO MY TUSH(LMFAO). IN MY OFFICE, WE HAVE THIS JOKE. WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO FIRE SOMEONE, WE CALL IT “THE BROWN BOX” OR “THEYRE ABOUT TO BRING YOU THE BROWN BOX”. BECAUSE THEY LET YOU WORK UNTIL 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SHIFT IS UP. THEY PULL YOU INTO THE BOSS’ OFFICE, WHERE HUMAN RESOURCES IS WAITING FOR YOU. AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE 2 OTHER SUP’S ARE AT YOUR STATION PACKING UP YOUR STUFF IN, YOU GUESSED IT, “THE BROWN BOX” AND THEN THEY SHOW YOU AND YOUR STUFF(IN THE BOX) TO THE DOOR. LMFAO

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I’ve seen that happen. In the words of Rick James “COLD BLOODED” LOL

Black women don’t hate and brothers unless you’re gay you couldn’t possibly have a negative comment about such a beautiful thing! Mr. Reggie Bush I aint mad at cha; in fact big ups to you. I would definitley have to hit that from behind.

@ IM VARSITY CHUMP, YOU’RE J.V(sxyQblondie)(Check me out!)

@M-DADDY

WHAT YOU THINK I GIVE THESE FOOLS AN EASY RIDE? LOL I HAVE NICK NAMES FOR EVERYONE IN HERE.(ROFL..THE THING IS, THEY DONT KNOW IT..LMFAO)

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I hate when people laugh at stuff that aint even funny. People come and tell me these supposed to be really hilarious stories and then they feel stupid when I give them this blank stare when they are done. I give them the “GO SIT YO AZZ DOWN” stare or when they are done I go back and instantly finish what I was doin before they decided to bore the hell out me

GOOD NIGHT HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

@ SxyQ

What does HAM mean?

Im back peoples, where is everybody at?

(searching frantically) yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooo

@ M-DADDY

GOOD NIGHT?

WHAT UP SUGA!

Kim K is nice looking chick, I damn sure wouldn’t wife her

Mdaddy, SXY,ROZZA(I’m feeling the gravie), MS BB, IJM and the usual suspects -What’s up family

Thank you, DaPro! How you doin’?

WHAT UP DAPRO

HEY ROZZA GOOD TO STILL SEE YOU HERE. HAPPY FRIDAY!

WHAT DOES HAM MEAN?? IS IT HOT AZZ MESS???

@I’m Just Me: I think it does mean Hot Ass Mess!

What up???!??!???!

what is everyone doing tonight?

I for one is kicking it tough and probably crashing out..but I tell yall one thing..It is lovely here in STL..The wind is blowing..so I am looking for a cool night..I love those! Especially by the water! Now that is where, when I get my puff on! Feel me?

@ Suga

I am chilling…maybe with a glass of wine

You can go through the alphabet with this one:

AAM: Ashy Ass Mess

BAM: Big Ass Mess

CAM: Cuckoo Ass Mess

DAM: Doofy Ass Mess

EAM: Epic Ass Mess

FAM: Funky Ass Mess

GAM: Goofy Ass Mess

HAM: Hot Ass Mess

IAM: Ignorant Ass Mess

JAM: Jerky Ass Mess

KAM: Kinky Ass Mess

LAM: Lumpy Ass Mess

MAM: Mean Ass Mess

NAM: Nappy Ass Mess

OAM: Ornery Ass Mess

PAM: Putrid Ass Mess

QAM: Quick Ass Mess

RAM: Rusty Ass Mess

SAM: Stupid Ass Mess

TAM: Trick Ass Mess

UAM: Ugly Ass Mess

I can’t think of anything for V, W, X, Y, or Z. Let me get some more tequila and see.

MTO UPDATE:

April 22, 2008. Looks like Lisa Raye’s reign as queen of the Turks & Caicos islands is about to be over. MediaTakeOut.com has just learned that her husband, Premiere Michael Misick, is expected to resign as Premiere as early as this week.

According to one of MediaTakeout.com’s spies, the British government is expected to “compel” Misick to leave office. Turks & Caicos is still a British territory and the UK government has been investigating Misick and his cohorts on charges of corruption for months.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering why MediaTakeOut.com is the leading news source in the world on the Misick investigation – it’s because Misick has effectively shut down all reporting of the incident by Turks & Caicos media. Sounds real democratic, don’t it….

She should go BACK to the plastic surgeon to get it removed if she don’t it. Why get a fake behind if you don’t like the attention? She need to stop frontin’.

IM ALL LATE, I WAS TRYING TO FINISH UP SOME STUFF AROUND HERE BEFORE SUN DOWN(LOL)

@IM JUST ME

YES MAAM IT MEANS HOT ASS MESS

@ROZZA

YOU IS A FOOL!! LOL

GOOD NITE ALL!! I MAY BE BACK ON LATER ON TONITE WHILE I GET READY TO GO OUT!! NIGHT NIGHT PEOPLES!!

KIM K

is my giiiiiiiiiiirl! Make that money, don’t let it make u! Give Reggie a big hug and a kiss for me…OK! LOL

@ Suga

WHAT PIC DO YOU SEE?

Hey TRS

“You can go through the alphabet with this one:

AAM: Ashy Ass Mess

BAM: Big Ass Mess

CAM: Cuckoo Ass Mess

DAM: Doofy Ass Mess

EAM: Epic Ass Mess

FAM: Funky Ass Mess

GAM: Goofy Ass Mess

HAM: Hot Ass Mess

IAM: Ignorant Ass Mess

JAM: Jerky Ass Mess

KAM: Kinky Ass Mess

LAM: Lumpy Ass Mess

MAM: Mean Ass Mess

NAM: Nappy Ass Mess

OAM: Ornery Ass Mess

PAM: Putrid Ass Mess

QAM: Quick Ass Mess

RAM: Rusty Ass Mess

SAM: Stupid Ass Mess

TAM: Trick Ass Mess

UAM: Ugly Ass Mess

I can’t think of anything for V, W, X, Y, or Z. Let me get some more tequila and see.”

VAM: Violent Ass Mess

WAM: Wet Ass Mess

YAM: Yuck Ass Mess

Still stuck on X and Z!!

Too Funny!!!

@ IJM

Hey Lady!!! This Virgo is standing UP!!! My B-Day is on the 30th of this month!!!

a light skinned person. it looks like a do rag is on his/her head and the eyes are blaaaaaazing! It is cool! I have my hat days also! I have dreds and still have bad hair days! damnit!

@ Rozza

“Zanny Ass Mess?”

“Zesty Ass Mess?”

“Zealouz Ass Mess?”

I meant “zealouS” That’s that rum talking. LMAO

I am here everyone!!!!

Thank you, trs!

@SMDH: ZAM: Zany Ass Mess! No X – can’t get drunk enough for that one!

WHo sits at home and drinks rum while blogging??? I prefer cognac, brandy, and crack!

@ Suga

THAT IS ME!!! LOL.. I have my blue scarf on….I have dreads and yes I was getting my mind right. You have to see the whole pic. HOT AZZ MESS! But at work…I see something different (an older pic)!!

IM GUESSING THAT EVERYBODY IN HERE IS AT LEAST 30 YEARS OLD.

@trs: YEAH!!!!!

CAN ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING FOR X????

@ TRS

DAXN PASS THAT DRANK!

@ Rozza

Xanthous = yellow, which you can use as “high yellow”

I propose “You Xanthous Ass Mess!”

@ IJM

Girl I am passing you this smokie smoke and this shot!!! Tear it up Ma!!!

@ Reggo

I am going to be 25 in 9 days!

Since most words that bein with X are psychotropic medications, we’ll say

XAM: Xanax Ass Mess..

@ TRS

GETTING MY MIND RIGHT!! THANK YOU MOMMA.. DAXN Y’all trying to have me f*cked up in here this weekend.

I will be 52 in October

@ Reggo

Now you need to chill with all that yak you talking over there. I know plenty of chicks with knotty weaves, that don’t wash them, do wash their hair. I know chicks with or without dreads that don’t wash their azzes. I mean be real there are clean people with all types of hair and dirty people with all types of hair.

You are an ignorant f*ck and dismissed at the moment.

@ IJM and anyone else who cares

You’re welcome sweetie. I wish you was here in real life cause we’d have to do it UP!! I just bought a brand new LITER of that rum and it is EARLY!! LOL

I had a hard day on the J.O.B. AND classes were a MO-FO this week! As a matter of fact, let me finish this smokie up.

BRB!!!

Dreds for the cause! babyyyyyyyyy

I will be 52 in October

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M-Daddy’s stache you stoopid!

DREAD LOCK RASTA STAND UP!

Suga I am with you err 10 days baby!

I get my shyt washed and done WWWWAAAAAAYYYY more than some weaved hoes!

SMDH is very ignorant. Kim did not build her career because of her ass. The media, lustful males, and envious females are intrigued by her and her curves. Her claim to fame was her X rated tape with her then boyfriend Ray j. It still does not give men or paparazzi the free reign to disrespect her and make rude comments.

It is offensive as well as abusive to ask a woman to turn around so they can view her ass. That is disgusting and deplorable behavior. It does not matter how many times she obliged for the paparazzi and posed with her backside in full view.

It is equally offensive if I was walking out in public and a lustful male told me to turn around so he could see my ass. I would be livid. Rude and offensive comments regarding a womans body is never pleasing to the ears.

@ Reggo

You are done you faggot azz bastid. You made a comment on people’s age and I responded. Are you bi-polar? Are you retarded? Are you trying to cyber beef. Get a life. We are chilling and at peace on this thread on this Friday evening. Don’t start no shyt up in here. You are a loser even trying to start a cyber beef. Faggot azz n*gga!

Im just me

I think this is………shhh ya know who I am talking about? It lives for beef

@ TRS

I HAD A HARD DAY TOO AND AZZHOLES ARE TRYING TO COME UP IN HERE BREAKING THE CIPHER!!

WHERE R U @ BTW?

*Passing to M-Daddy’s Stache*

Why I got to be a b*tch though?

@SMDH..

“Though I must say I have not seen Reggie with her since the whole chasing after Travis thing…”

Not only where they together at The SAINTS training camp for FAMILY DAY, she was also sitting in VIP CLUB with Cardinal’s QB Matt Leinhart’s family (Reggie’s buddy) during the 1st preseason game in AZ last week.

Im just me

he wasn’t talking about u

I don’t think! I wasn’t..Ya know who I was talking to!!

1st of all I wanna say hi to everyone!

Wussup Y’all!

You People Wanna Know How Kim got famous. She got famous by doing that sex video with Ray J. I know she ws the one who leaked the video even though it was done a few years back.

She wanted to be noticed so she leaked the tape. ALSo people noticed her fat booty was made her most talked about THat’s ALL! She has no talent! That why she works for playboy! what a hoe!

*were

@ Suga

THAT FAGGOT ASLO GOES BY ELVIS FRESHLY AND BELIEVES IN LIGHT BUTTS OR WHATEVER!

@ Suga

Also posts @ T.H. Responding to Elvis Freshly.

***Cracking the dutch and sneaking some of the purple from M-Daddy’s secret stash****

@ IJM

I’m back!!!!!

I am in Gainesville, Fl @ UF AKA Home of the 2007 National Championship Football AND Basketball teams!!! HOLLAAAAA!!!

Where u at ma?

@ Rozza

Girl I’m waiting on that updated list! U know a sista like me is going to have to copy and paste that ish (your final words of wisdom and their acronyms) when i’m giving some unlucky Negro a piece of my mind!! LMBAO

@ Suga

WEAVE GET NAPPIER THAN A MUTHA F*CKA!! I USED TO HAVE THAT SHYT BUT THAT SHYT IS PLAYED OUT!!

AND YES HE IS GAY. FOR HIM TO GET UP ON A BLOG SITE AND HAVE TO HAVE ALTER EGOS IS REALLY SAD AND PATHETIC AND THEN HE SAYS WE HAVE NO LIFE.

N*GGA MY D*CK IS WALKING IN THE DOOR IN HALF AN HOUR…WHERE IS YOUR P*SSY….OH THAT IS RIGHT ALL YOU GET IS YOUR HAND AND A JAR OF $.99 PETROLEUM JELLY! B*TCH AZZ N*GGA!

@ TRS

BUFF, N.Y Momma

My best friend is from Gainesville!! Holla!

@ IJM

OMG U know this is the 1ST time in my life that I have realized what the adage “It’s a small world” means! LOL That’s great. Your friend is about to be treated to a helluva football season. U should ask her if she saw the Men’s Health Magzine feature with Tim Tebow. (giggling like a school girl. LMAO

NY in the house!! I have never been to NYC but I am supposed to go in Dec. What would you recommend?

Buff, N.Y. is 8 hours from NYC but I am originally from NYC!!

I don’t do clubs but the deuce (42nd) street is always popping (at least until like 4:30am). I would recommend the Village (West Village). Do you also want tourist sites.

Also she isn’t into sports…so she hasn’t seen the magazine and won’t

Kim K has a dunk and I know Reggie smashes that thing hard because I sure would. Down here where I am at there are females with the cute face but they don’t have her assests

PEACE.

@ TRS

BYE GOOD NIGHT!

@TRS

I AIN’T ON PILLS SO I DON’T GIVE A F*CK!

Black men are where its at brother! Ask Kim K if you ever get out of your dorm room

@ IJM

Thank you girl! I appreciate that. As Regine used to say on Living Single…

“Smooches!!!!!”

We need a Million People March on the real because we all need to come together in these difficult times. Real Talk!

Why is this white trash on this site? By the way, she want’s to drop the pounds because she is short and fat. Don’t believe what you see on tv. You would be shocked if you this chick in person.

I have 3 former partners who are wonderful (well two of them) mothers to my children. I have never been on Maury Povich to claim or disclaim my children so knno your role and leave me to take care of mines

@Classy Lady

I bet you would let me holla if you knew me. My kids love me for who I am and that is what matters. I don’t pay support because I was injured in a work accident and have been on disability since 2002.

But wait. What does your being on disability have to do with you not paying child support? I don’t see the connection, really. Your children still need things regardless of your disability. My last boyfriend was a deadbeat dad and this is why I dumped him. He had 3 children by 3 different women and before you say something, I did not know about this until after I hired a private investigator When I found this out, I dumped him. I mean, if he got me pregnant, he would leave me too! Although some of you are good, too many of you (Black men) are triflin! I hate to say it but white men are more likely to pay child support than MOST Black men. It’s sad but true and our Black kids are suffering.

So basically she is going to remove her implants then…Don’t front, nobody else in the fam has that arse from Momma to sisters to back up its authinticty. Not to long ago, she was all skin and bones…

If I cant work due to my back injury my income is limited to a SSDI check. I do what I can for mines but I admit I wish I could do more. By the time I pay for cigarrettes,gas, and cable/internet I barely have enough to do anything. My kids still love me though classy lady!

So you would rather spend money on cigarettes and cable than your kids?!?!?! Instead of wishing that you could do more for your kids, why don’t you? And I’m not doubting that your kids love you but I do have a problem with Black men who say that they are “involved,” but continually put their own interests over those of their children! You really sound like my ex. He made sure he had a cell phone, cable, and the nicest of clothes while his kids did without. In fact, the negro even changed his name to an african name so that none of his baby mommas could find his triflin behind! But karma is a b**** and I know that he will get what he deserves! NO GOOD CAN COME TO ANY MAN (BLACK OR WHITE) THAT DOESN’T TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS.

@Classy Lady

Have a relaxing evening. I must finish getting ready to hit the club. My homeboy will be hear in 15 minutues to pick me up

Peace out, Strong Black Man.

GETTIN TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER @SS.

Kim Plz keep the ass. its the only ral reason your famous anyway.

It’s so gay how a big ass is only considered “hot” when it’s on a non-black girl. Kim Kardashian is nowhere near as fine as say, Nefertari Shepard.

She’s trying to lose it because she’s tired of bros traveling her “Hershey Highway”. No man is gonna pass up going through the backdoor surrounded by a lovely yard.

Guess that means she’ll be taking the implants out! Before and afters show that’s fake as anything.

STILL NO PICTURE. IM HEADED TO http://WWW.PEREZHILTON.COM

@StrongBlackMan

YOU are a total and complete disgrace. You haven’t worked in 6 years? What kind of man doesn’t provide for his family (I see you have created more than one with your multiple babymamas).

How can a fool afford cable and cigarettes and nights out at a club, but won’t support his family? That’s a clown, not a man! And any woman who would lay down and procreate with you is a complete and utter idiot.

I’m a family law attorney and I see your bullish every day I go into the court room. It is an embarrassment and a full and complete disgrace to see grown men with no form of employment. (You can find at home jobs online!!! http://www.west.com).

What kind of example are you setting for your children? Apparently you didn’t have a father or a mother with good sense in your life, otherwise you wouldn’t be so trifling!

I broke my ankle while in law school and still went to work and school with a dang boot on my leg!! I’m so disgusted ugh!!!

Who cares?/ I did not care with J-lo

beside we know she just talking -people with REAL ASS know that it is not east to loose, unless it is flabby! But maybe hers is

still don’t care

NEXT

Too bad…Kimmy, your 15 minutes is almost up…and counting…5….4…3..2..1

YOU’RE OVER!

im pretty sure she’s got paps hiding between her bunz…hahaha this chick is starving for attention she needs a job and or a life!

Why black men are sooo damn dumb?

Black women ain’t never jealous of some white chick who done went under surgery because she admires black women features….please that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard…a black chick being jealous of some white girl…a white girl who done got her ass enhance and white girl who had her boobs enhance and had work done to other parts of her body…how can a black girl who is natural..a big ass that is natural…big boobs that is natural…..with a nice body..who doesn’t need a tan because she isn’t paled..how can she be jealous of a chick who is made out of silicon? black women like to keep it real….we hate it when we see white girls trynna be like us and then lie about it…..it’s a disgrace…we’re not jealous we’re just bitter….but we like to keep it real..and we will always keep it real….we ain’t gotta show another chick from a different race (who has been surgically enhance) any love..please…who said we gotta give another chick from a different race props? please….we are the real deal…..and we will always be the real deal…and i’m not saying there isn’t any black women out there who hasn’t had any surgery done to their ass or boobs…but the majority of us is natural and we don’t find these white girls who spends thousand and thousand of dollars just to have a body like a black girl’s…..

Kim may have a nice ass but her face is very average. And really…if she was black her big ass wouldn’t be a big deal. She would be another sister with a big ass.

Smaller butt…just remove your implants.

i think i would honestly pay to work that behind.. sad aint it?

She has a nice shape, but her but is made a little funny from behind. Bigger doesn’t neccesarily means better…at least not in this case!(wink, wink)!

Kim should be afraid if Reggie want her to drop some of the junk in the drunk. That’s the first sign that your man’s eye is starting to rove. Better wrap that up, Kimmy, or someone else may be receiving that chocolate.

Oh well

I LIKE YOUR ASS KIM!!!!!! U KNO U LIKE IT TOO, SO STOP FRONT’N

gurl vye she just want sumone to talk bout her booty

That botty looks so fake. It doesn’t even match her frame, come now!!!

DanaDane

“She may be pretty, rich, and have a famous backside, but Kim Kardashian admittedly Googles herslef, and must know by now that she gets no respect at all! Just a lesson to you fame and money chasers out there, respect is hard to earn, and harder to keep, so you don’t wanna jump out the gate with none at all…you may never get it, and it can’t be bought either…”

PREACH…THIS GIRL KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER. SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY SELF ESTEEM. AND I WOULDNT EITHER IF I WAS IN HER POSITION.

Kim, I swear I didn’t leak this one out, well I won’t leak anymore. Miss You!

@ the anonymous imposter..who is so stupid they just can’t pick a name out, like chrissy, jade, monica, smdh, keesha etc

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn

passing the sports section of the newpaper to my guy as I type this message.

Tony go saints… thank you for the compliment but that is my daughter.. and if i had not said no homo.. some one would ahve said oh shes trying to hit on women! and its just giving SMDH a compliment!

Brooklyn, Stand UP! (R.I.P. Bernie Mac)(Check me out!)

I would “LOVE” to plant a kiss right on her left butt cheek.

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Well, just be careful…wouldn’t want the saline-filled baggies under her skin to burst open.

im so tired of hearing abot kim and her big a– woes

kim so ur gonna get rid of those implants?!?!

BlackBeauty(Check me out!)

Is she serious?? We all know that she is only trying to lose weight because that cornball nigg* that she messes with told her to. This bit** is as delusional as her fake ass man.

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Co-sign!!!!

Kim keep it babe, (tear in the eye) for the love of God, keep it!