Monday, August 18th, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

Mario and Terrence Howard attended the 2008 ALMA Awards in LA last night.

If you HAD to hit one of these dapper individuals, Which One???

Peep more images with T-Pain, Bow Wow and the Simmons girls, Kim K, etc. coming up next…

Images via WENN

Comments(104) on “Which One Would You Hit???”


  1. MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO

    all *****ing day


  2. NOT fair…*****ody on this one….

  3. Encyclopedia Brown

    Kim Kardashian = The Queen of Bust-it-Babies….lmao


  4. Mario’s shiny khaki pants…


  5. Okay..

    forreal

    Im am not hating..but 4 real…when is kim k’s 11 minutes is going to be up? I mean..I could see if she acted in a movie, was singing a couple of songs, tap dancing, swimming..doing something other than always bending over, drawing attention to her *****, talking about her *****, showing up at reggie’s camp on a humbug..acting like he wifed her..Im usually against SMDH, but I am getting tired of kim forreal! I am never jealous of another *****..before u people get it twisted..She is a pest like

    Paris Hilton

    Pamela Anderson

    Denise Richards

    (if u have anymore pest..Feel free to contribute

    BTW: bow wow is looking great with angie baby

  6. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    neither


  7. Kardashian…the same woman who wants a butt reduction because males always tell her too turn around….

    …some people are not the brightest crayons in the 24 pack of Crayola’s…

  8. iluvprada

    MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO

    all *****ing day

    _______________________________________

    I co-sign that!

  9. Ermy Erm

    WHY do both Mario and Terrence look mad retarded on they pic?

    hmph!

    NEITHA TODAY!


  10. HEY RE!!! He got his Mase swag on…

    Erm…teehehehehe

  11. Encyclopedia Brown

    Her butt can best be described as RO-TUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDD

  12. Aunt Viv

    I not feelin’ Terrence Howard’s baby wipes fetish, so I’m gonna have to go with Mario on this one.

  13. ♥☺♥☺♥☺2cute4u♥☺♥☺♥☺

    Mario!!

  14. Ermy Erm

    why is that Lady to the left of Kim just staring hardcore @ her *****?

    *faint*


  15. To me….it looks like no grills in T-Pains mouth just str8 butter teeth!!!

    *****!!!

  16. Aunt Viv

    Hi Re!


  17. Auntie…

    He just want a clean cooch…clean cooch…

  18. Encyclopedia Brown

    her sex game crazy

    body so amazin’

    kiss like she crave’n

    walk like she take it

    she got you fen’n for her daily

    BUSSSSSS IIITT BAAAAYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  19. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    ILL NEITHER!!!

    I’d Hit that one in the corner….yeah that one all the corner that you can’t even see the sleeve of his shirt. He is sexy though, so he can get it.

    Why does Mario look cross-eyed?

    You got two closet homosexuals as your choice. Thanks for nothing Bossip!

  20. Ms. T.

    Mario day and night. Yummy.

  21. Aunt Viv

    @ Nikki,

    I’ll wipe my own cooch, Terrence can watch and jerk off if he must LOL!

  22. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    Her butt can best be described as RO-TUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDD

    ************************************************************

    DEAD AND STOOOOPID!!

  23. cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    I have too many questions…

    Are my eyes deceiving me?? what the hell is goin on with mario’s eyes??

    Why is Taboo looking like a roll of reynolds aluminum foil??

    And wtf is going on with kim’s *****??


  24. I’ll take Mario for $200, Alex


  25. IJM, Aunt Viv, and Nikki

    Goodmorning! And yes, Mario is getting his Mase/Puffy swag circa 1999 with those shiny khaki’s…

  26. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ Re

    Good Morning. No not 1998 Bad Boy…not that travesty again….say it ain’t so!

  27. trishaann

    Mario

  28. Encyclopedia Brown

    Hey braud with the head wrap! ROOOOOOOO-TUUUUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


  29. AUNTIE…

    Wait he wants to wipe tha cooch? WOW I wasnt hip to that part!! LOL!!

    Re & IJM…

    Or them joints is dirty and he ironed them….

  30. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Ummm, neither.

  31. I try to avoid covert acts of **********ness...

    Anybody else think that Terrance could use a haircut? He kinda wearing the babyhair/”I got indian in my family” swag out…

    *shrug*


  32. Scratch that: Nikki and IJM, Taboo of Black Eyed Peas (check thumbnail)

    is THEE image of Puffy and Ma$e, bad boy. Those shiny pants belong in the Mo Money Mo Problems video.

  33. $m♥K.E.Y.

    WTF are the shiny suits coming back in style again!!!


  34. LOL @ ironed dirty pants…

  35. $m♥K.E.Y.

    Most definitely this gurl got booty cheek implants!!!

    She got the signature behind, I wonder what will be the next latest implant craze…

    we already seen breast (Pamela Anderson-Lee)

    we seen butt (Kim Kardashian & Lola Love)

    waiting….

  36. FineAsWine

    oh my goodness…….Kim Kim Kim….that face and body are just too damn sexy….wooooooow there is no denying all that…Im sorry but she is eye candy for reeal

  37. FineAsWine

    @ Smokey……….hmmm IDK what makes you think that that ***** isnt real…it looks proportional to me…if she got ‘***** implants’ she must have had them magically thicken her thighs as well as hips to match too huh?

  38. cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    however I must say kim’s outfit is cute..I could use one of those for role playing

  39. cutie pie*kindly putting people on blast est.1985*

    @ smokey

    I believe all that is left are nipple implants, thigh impants, and neck reductions

  40. FineAsWine

    Angela and Vanessa look cute and sweet as always…..they’re so naturally pretty…notice in the pic with angela and Bow Wow Angela has not even a stitch of makeup!

    BTW I think Angela and Bow Wow are cute..Bow wow needs someone down to earth to make his image look better….I heard he was dating Jamie Foxx’s ex that is waaaay out of his league (too much woman) for a 145 lb boy…

  41. BeReal

    Neither – they both look kind of gay to me!

    I don’t go for that metro sexual look.

  42. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ Re and NU

    Yes Ironed on. Them shyts is crispy…creased and all.

  43. WhatsYoursIsMine- About to snap at any minute and pull an "Office *****e" on our raggedy copier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mario!

    Terrance seems “youthful” on the red carpet, but come on. He’s one of those 30-something guys that seems cool and down to earth, get them in bed, they remind you of your high school prin*****l or something. And I bet he’d fall asleep before you do.

  44. no names were left

    Without a doubt Terrance Howard. Mario is waaayyy too young for my taste but he sure did grow up nicely.

  45. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ BE REAL

    That is what I said. They look gay as all get out!

  46. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ What’s yours:

    Isn’t Terrance like in his 40’s now?

  47. BeReal

    IJM, I know you took your other gravie down but your dreads do look nice. They are hard to maintain to keep looking fresh, my husband had them for several years.

    Me I stay true to my perm! Never missing my touch up.

  48. Sarafina

    I had to take some time to think about it – then I fell asleep so I will have to say niether.

  49. Honeycomb.

    Why doesn’t Terrence cut that s*&% off of his head? Anyway…so yea Angela Simmons is dating Bow now? He said her name in one of his recent songs & TK took alllll of the pics of her & him together off of his My*****e. WOW! What’s going on here?

  50. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ Be real.

    Which pic do you see Momma? the one with the scarf? Yeah they are hard to maintain and look fresh. This is an in between week and trust they look in between. I cannot handle a perm. I cannot even use the kiddie perms. Sets my scalp on FIRE!!!! and I used to get scabs so badly and lose my mind when they tried to brush or blow dry my hair after the perm. It was literally fresh cuts inmy scalp. They suggested I stick to braids….my God-sis got me on the dreads.

  51. BeReal

    I see the scarf, but yesterday I saw the lips and your hair was showing…I guess those lips were too much for people I saw some of the RUDE comments!


  52. I guess if I had to pick I would go with Terence.

  53. Aunt Viv

    @sarafina,

    “I had to take some time to think about it – then I fell asleep so I will have to say neither.”

    ______________________________

    LOL

  54. chaka1

    Mario! Taboo is looking kinda cute.

    Why does this site keep giving Kim K. publicity? Enough already.

  55. kiki

    Mario hands down!


  56. both of them nigs are gay.


  57. LoL@ that pic of Jackay!!!

  58. WhatsYoursIsMine- About to snap at any minute and pull an "Office *****e" on our raggedy copier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @I’m just me:

    I figured he was late 30s, early 40s. Something about him just seems “lame”, like he’s all flash and no substance.

  59. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ WhatsYours…

    I agree…they said in some movie he was in, he had on BVD’s and wasn’t packing. I think he is the type to be looking in the mirror at himself while he is supposed to be sexing you. Disgusting. He is so vain. I used to like him on Sparks…but those days are long gone.

    @ Be Real…

    yeah between the n*ggas and Kigali I was like whatever. That was a joke for hubby…he liked it and that was that. Wasn’t intending for them to stay up past the weekend. I forgot we blog with teens and ‘tweens.

  60. Amber

    Mario! All day and night!!!

  61. CAT EYES

    Even though he’s young,I would have to take Mario-I saw his flexibility on Dancing with the Stars!

  62. Kahmmillion

    Mario’s fine *****

  63. WhatsYoursIsMine- About to snap at any minute and pull an "Office *****e" on our raggedy copier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And why is Taboo wearing that super shiny suit?! He sometimes looks handsome, with those crazy eyes! I love the guy on the Boondocks that hangs with Thugnificent, I think he’s making fun of Taboo.


  64. OH OH OH! I know the answer, Mr. Bigs. (Ron Isley) is Mario’s father! LOL!

    Oh *****! I thought that was the question! LOL!

  65. Lady K

    terence howard ALL DAY!! them lite eyes mmmmm

  66. Lady K

    terence howard all the way! them lite eyes mmmm….

  67. SweetSable

    Neither…not quite sure wha gwan with Mario’s left eye in that pic, and with Terrance’s un-combed hair.

    Re Kim K: Now that butt looks mad suspect to me ecpecially now she’s lost alot of weight. Her thighs never matched her ***** to begin with but it’s very apparent now. Also her saying she wants to lose her ***** now is just a cop out for the impending removal of the implants (or downsizing). I mean really now, why has she lost weight everywhere else but her backside has not even decreased a bit! I know that isn’t all muscle so what’s up?? I unfortunately am of a similar proportion; but with slightly thicker thighs (yes I said unfortunately; I’ve had a tiny waist and a big bottom all my life, and only became comfortable with my body when JLo stepped on the scene…it’s not that great you know :S) and when I’ve lost weight my backside decreased in size a bit. I have a high muscle m***** in that area so it can only go down so much; but Kim’s *****/body is not that type at all she has no muscle definition anywhere! so why hasn’t it gone down with the rest of her body?!

  68. Seek the light beyond the shadows

    I would teach lil Mario some thangs.

  69. ripped

    I was writing exactly what you wrote about the implants sweetsable. I’ve never thought they were implants til she came out with her comment on wanting to lose weight so people quit looking at her butt – implants need to come out for some reason.


  70. bow wow is sexy n dats my man..angela u need to bak off bfor i punch u in ur face!!

  71. SweetSable

    @ I’m Just Me: Because I know you’re a regular on here; could you tell me how to use the Gravies?


  72. Look at the scarf and make up Taboo, but your boys. Ironically, I have met only 1 Italian who I became your boys with and no-one from that area. Also visited the scarf of your boys for a tour (albeit in Spanish).

  73. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ Sweetsable

    Hey Momma

    Go to Gravatar.com and set up and account. You will have to upload pics from your hard drive, the internet or something like that. They say it takes 5-10 minutes BUT that is very suspect (the timeline).

  74. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    WHO IS THAT UGLY AZZ N*GGA STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT IN THE PHOTO WITH T-PAIN. HE GOT A DENNIS RODMAN TONGUE!!! AND WHY IS HE SO DAGGONE EXCITED TO BE WITH T-PAIN?

  75. Suga Mo

    I’d hit Terrance across the cheek with a ***** (cause he look like he is into homo sh*t), and hit mario in the eye to knock that stupid look of fhis face…LOL

  76. aquarius

    mario has waaaaay more swagger than weird a** Terrence.

  77. TaShA

    mario!!!! that is a beautiful man! i love angela’s nails. bossip must’ve missed the lil feather vest that vanessa has on…they said they’d be upset if they seen it again lol. the sisters look nice though.

  78. Official TimeHater

    Why is this even a question? Of COURSE I would sha-boink Mario before I touch Terrence. Bossip I thought we asked you to stop reporting on the Kim Fake*****dian.. on another note, I’d rock that outfit for halloween *makes mental note*

  79. Jah jah PSON

    Mario 100%

    im a sucker for a man in a suit.

  80. msjlh:i can handle it i can go there baby with u

    lol @ sha-boink

  81. msjlh:i can handle it i can go there baby with u

    in the next to last thumb:

    why are all the white people looking at Kim K’s butt like that?

    lol @ their expressions!!!

  82. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    the taller simmons sister looks kina nice yo

  83. DA TRUFF HURTZ!!! ( The Truth also Helps, Heals, & Hopes...)

    Vanessa Simmons

    AKA (the taller/older/prettier one)

    Hit it!!!

  84. Oh Really???

    Angela Simmons ain’t too cute, she look like she got down syndrome or cerebal palsy sometimes. Vanessa is cute.

    Between Terrence Mario, which would I hit, I’d smack the ***** outta mario, he a *****in *****got.

  85. Oh Really???

    As fine as Kim is, she ain’t very sexy in that get up, her ***** is sitting too low, leaning booty ain’t cute to me.

  86. Candid Canuck

    Both of ‘em

    With a Pistol!

  87. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    well, if the taller one is vanessa then i want to make her kevin’s bust-it-baby

  88. SweetSable

    @ I’m Just Me: Thanks! The photo timeline is indeed a bit suspect.

  89. I'm Just Me (now calm your boys, cause I am finding it a little hard to concentrate with all the noise) VIRGOS STAND UP!!

    @ Sweetsable

    LOL!! Told ya. You may also have to clear your cache!

  90. Necy

    Mario all day!!!

  91. Yeahdisme

    M A R I O. Look at the buldge. I know he’s packing a nice sausage. Terrence be looking stale lately. Nothing fresh bout his looks.

  92. blaq

    yall leave bow wow alone my son loved him in Roll Bounce and like mike lol, and inspite of all of the sweet rumors and cracks about his size, he’s usually with a bad chick, and usually if you’re deficient in one area gob blesses you in another.

  93. Grownfolks

    Mario…seems like it would be fun

  94. Lea

    I thought Bow Wow and Angela broke up. They look really close in my opinion.

  95. Yep I said it

    Certainly not Terrence Howard with that tack tack head and baby wipe controlling megalomaniac ways.

  96. Yep I said it

    I can’t believe so many people are choosing neither. Mario is not that bad.

  97. Katatonic69

    Hmmmm Chris Rock or Terrance…

    Oops I mean Mario or Terrance. Which one would I hit?

    NEITHER

  98. Karla

    I’m gonna have to go with Mario, he is a sexy young tenderoni.

  99. *philly meek* why am i proud of that?

    UH! MARIOOO,HELLOOOO!!!

  100. tiggyy

    i take both at the same time


  101. Click on my name

  102. Ro Ro

    MARIO MARIO MARIO

    He got that I am gonna F**k the ish out of you look!!!

    MMMM MMM MMMMMM!!!


  103. Mario is sooooo sexy..I Love You!

  104. bhuddaflii

    OMG I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH THINKING ABOUT BOTH!! UGHhhhhhhhhh!!!

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