Random Ridiculousness: Tiger’s Widdle Feeling Were Hurt

Posted on April 15th, 2010 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, Tiger Woods

"Urkel"

We don’t know if Tiger’s claims of being tied to a tree are true, but he reportedly suffered another grave injustice: Yes, he was called “Urkel.” Pop the top.

When E! premiered their “True Hollywood Story” on Tiger Woods last night they revealed one of Cheetah’s dark little secrets:

“The golf team is not like being a college football player, it’s not like he was a basketball star, so he wasn’t the big man on campus,” said someone who knew him then, “He had a nickname, Urkel; he felt like it was insulting to him, he felt like it was borderline racist. And it just made him feel like he was back in high school again.”

Oh, the humanity! Clearly the best way to deal with this tragedy was to chop down as many skanks as he could find.

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  • ldy

    S e e k i n g A f f l u e n t c O m is a place for like-minded people who understand that intelligence, success and drive are key elements to attraction.

  • White Devil

    I find this hard to believe. He was at Stanford. I’m sure he wasn’t the only nerd there.

  • Unbought_and_Unafraid

    Urkel was of course fictional, but Tiger could have learned a few things from him:

    he was socially and physically akward, but he was also kind, loyal, and when it came to matters of he heart, madly, totally and unwaveringly in love with ONE unquestionably
    B–L–A–C–K WOMAN.

    Tiger, I knew Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel was a friend of mine. Tiger, you’re no Steve urkel.

  • Ayanna

    I agree, Unbought, Urkel was a good person. Tiger should only HOPE to be anything like Urkel.

  • Somali Ninga

    oh cmon tiger!! ur not gunna get any sympathy from that BS!!! EPIC FAIL

  • http://thablackyoutube.com thablackyoutube

    Steve was loyal to Laura. His love for her had no boundaries.

  • Dirty Diana…Let Me Be ♪

    yeah and he still looks like a nerd.

  • bet

    I know that’s right.

  • Robert

    @King-co-sign.N

  • http://Randomricidulousnesstigerwoods Meeka

    I’m so sick of hearing that black women don’t want black men until they get money in their pocket or make it big. And that’s why this men run towards white women. That is a bunch of crap. What I see is tons of black women standing by their men when they don’t have two damn cents to rub together. When black men lights or gas gets shut off we may be mad but we still there. We ya’ll ride around in the hood with the beat up piece of crap ya’ll call transportation where r we at? Right next to you. When u have a house the same size as a garage what black women do? We go to Wal mart and pimp the b#tch out. Black men need to realize that that white woman dont start dealing with your azz until u start getting that fame and money. It ain’t no way in hell that she would had ever giving u a chance if u were the typical black broke brother struggling in the hood. My point is this I believe people should date who they want black white green. But don’t down me as a black woman or my race on so inncorrect bullsh#t. White women r thee creator of GOLD DIGGING

  • http://Randomridiuloustigerwoods Meeke

    Sorry about typos at work boss was comming. Lol

  • kch

    @Meeke
    so true.

  • Ayanna

    Absulam,
    Gonna say this cuz I have no time for excuses…or hypocrites. I was in all Honors and AP clas ses in high school. There was, maybe one or two brothers in my clas ses, and guess what. They were interested in dating white cheerleaders. I ended up dating mostly white and latino guys. But usually, these brothers would ONLY date white girls. I have dated all colors but I am mostly attracted to black men although they are either A. uneducated, or B. educated and do not want to be in a committed relationship with ANY woman. If you are attracted to a certain “type” you will be no matter how some dumb hoodrat treated you in high school. Just admit you are attracted to all kinds of women. That’s the real truth and there’s nothing wrong with it.

  • trolla

    Why are people upset with Tiger for knocking off white women? Would it be better if he knocked off asian women like his daddy?

  • HF

    @ trolla

    lol, can u imagine legions of Asian women getting upset and swearing that Tiger doesn’t love his mama?

    I can just imagine a real-life Family Matters update:

    Urkel went on 2 finish post-grad school and married his college sweetheart, Heather. Currently Laura is unmarried and wincing over Mr and Mrs Urkel.

  • chuuuch

    How is it borderline racist to call him urkle? he was a dork just like urkle. And still is.

  • Ayanna

    HF, your logic is flawed. Urkel is not Asian. And you can bet your bottom dollar, Elin’s parents are thinking “I knew that n***er would do this sh**”

  • http://www.harlemenglish.com Stacy Dee

    Trust me, Tiger was more upset that they called him Urkel because Urkel is black. If they called him Alex Keating from Family Ties (who is white) he would have been overjoyed..whatever

  • http://Randomridiculousness Meeka

    I for one am not mad about his prefence I just don’t agree when people say the reason why black men who are rich and famous flock to women of other races because black women didn’t want them when they were broke. That’s a cop out you r who u r don’t make excuses for it. I believe what ever race u r u should embrace it. I just find it strange when people tend to throw their
    people under a bus so they can make the race
    they really want to b accepted by held in a higher light. But by doing that u need to realize that comes with a price. Knocking your people down will never get u to the front of the line with their people trust that they will always see u for what they feel u really are don’t matter how much money u have Just ask O.J

  • Laura Winslow

    Steve Urkel was swingin 10 inches and wore me out. Oh the memories!

  • Curious1

    Oh yeah..sawa interveiw on one of the new shows ..Tigers 1st GF a YT girl and SHE honestly said…THEY (the YT’s-his Pals)…all thought he was a geek..she even thought he was a geek which is why she was shocked to see he had smashed so many white potatoes into almost hysterectomy ramroddin’..

    So back off..His Dad didn’t want his son exposed to Black women and I just feel 10000% he never notice Black girls then either..He was trained to avoid them unless they were serving them as a maid…

    I’m gonna suggest that all the Black men who feel Black women have always caused all the racism and ish..to apologize to the first YT MAN ya’ll see for thinking he was the Master Mind behind lynching and not paying Black men equal pay..incarcerating ya’ll for tail lights out tuned into some how deep drug charges…

    BBBBBBAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA-HHHAAA..Yes…It was US..the EVIL Black Women who put the Voo-Doo on YT boys to do all this Discrimination needing Affirmative Action (back then) to all the MISCENGRATION LAWs…Yes…Black women were the Master Minds behind ALL That Ish RACISM…then…and now…

    Make tomorrow..Apologize to YT day…

    gimme a break…

  • Curious1

    Did I do TTTTHHHAAAttttt (voice of Urkel aka Tiger the Paranoid Dork

    Bbbaaaa-HHhhaaaa ..BBBAAA-HHhhaaa ( Take Dat Ish from The Baddest Wicked-est Black Beeech-Witch from the Dirty Souf’ spreadin Racism & F-u’ sprinkles and pixie doo-doo dust all over the world…Like a Black Tinkerbell and ish.)

    hee-hee-hee-hee…

  • B3 Fearless

    @Ayanna

    I co-sign with you girl I was the same way in high school. AP and Gifted & Talented courses and there were very few Black kids in my cl.a.s.s.es.

    The few Black guys that were in my cla.s.s.e.s weren’t necessarily into girls of other races but it’s not like they were checking for a cute girl with brains, they were going for the cheerleader types who were pretty but not much else going on.

    I love how guys like to complain about certain women preferring thugs but they never stop to think about the type of women who are attracted to thugs and the lack of maturity that shows. They are most likely not women they would want to be in a relationship with anyway.

    But no it’s easier to just generalize all Black women.

  • B3 Fearless

    @HF

    Actually in the end Laura did end up getting together with Steve, accepting and loving him as he was.

  • Theorius Stylez.

    Smart black boys get clowned. Gangmembers get all the black girls because they are “cool”. That some backwards ish, but oh well…I cant change the black community. Even a Black President doesn’t make smart black men “cool” in the black community. Oh well. You are who you hang with.

  • darkstarja

    The stong may survive… but it’s truly the cunning, the canny who thrive

  • Ayanna

    people love spreading misinformation on this site. Smart black women get clowned too. Nearly every college age black woman has heard something along the lines of “You talk like a white girl.” etc, including our first lady. Black men really need to stop blaming their problems on black women. It makes you look weak. And guess what, that’s a TURN-OFF.

  • Sydney™

    @Ayanna

    “Smart black women get clowned too. Nearly every college age black woman has heard something along the lines of “You talk like a white girl.” etc, including our first lady.”

    I see we posted around the same time, lol, but I completely concur. Many have also been called names, such as “nerd” and “Oreo.” But, interestingly enough, most sisters I know and have heard of left the ridicule behind years ago and are well-adjusted inviduals — many of whom are married or involved with men with similar mindsets and values.

  • Ayanna

    “…most sisters I know and have heard of left the ridicule behind years ago and are well-adjusted inviduals — many of whom are married or involved with men with similar mindsets and values.”

    Our brothers, however, seem to have the hardest time moving on :(

  • Mock Rock Star

    Why are people taking this comment so far out of context. It says no-where that Tiger said this, but that “some-one” who knew him made this comment.

    @king
    Hey man, I’m black and I LOVE Beyonce…although she has seemed a bit shady at times :-)

  • ****JUDY****

    Tiger didnt know he was a nerd????Now that’s the real shocker.

  • B3 Fearless

    Thank you Sydney and Ayanna!

    I completely agree with your comments, but at the same time what do you expect?

    I personally believe that while men may be stronger physically, we females are stronger emotionally. That’s why we complement each other.

    This is proven by what those gentlemen said. They are still not over the way certain women treated them in high school & college?!

    And you know how guys are once they have had there heart broken. It takes them years to move on!

    That’s why men and females complement each other.

  • B3 Fearless

    Oooo disregard that last sentence. That was an editing error. Lol.

  • You Smell Me??

    @ Ayanna

    Talk like a white girl?!

    Pure ignorance.

    Because if you dont throw in a ‘yo’ ‘nicca’ or any other slang, you talk white…

    I dont agree people that say, black women love thugs…

    Simply because the actual good black girls can be found in a Barnes & Nobles or library, instead of a club.

    They are at home studying, instead of runnin her mouth on a street corner.

    A good friend of mine asked, “Where are all the good black men at?”

    To which I responded, “At home wondering where all the good black women are.”

    You can’t complain about black women when your searching on the ocean floor…

  • WhoDatIs?

    Comparing Tiger to Urkel is an insult to Urkel!

    @You Smell Me?? Good comment.

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  • GG

    At least Urkel is black. Tiger just became black once his sh*t was put on blast.

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  • HMMMZ

    TIGER WOOD ATTENDED STANFORD AND LEFT AFTER 2 YEARS HE DID NOT GRADUATE, SO THEREFORE HE HAS NOT GOT A DEGREE. THE FINAL YEAR IS THE HARDEST AND MOST INTENSIVE PART OF DEGREE STUDIES, SEEMS LIKE POOR TIGER COULDN’T STAND THE HEAT.

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